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>tfw you love gardening
>tfw stuck in a cramped apartment in the city
>tfw finally learned to enjoy cooking
>apartment has no oven
>every single time I want to make something, I have to douse the pan in oil first
>>24964493
THIS IS NOT A FEMBOT FEEL. ANYONE CAN ENJOY GARDENING REGARDLESS OF GENDER. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
>tfw want a brave honorable husband
>tfw don't deserve one
>tfw can't convince myself to respect effeminate betas
>>24964493
I know this feel
>tfw lived on a huge parcel of land last year
>tfw it got sold and my mum and I had to move back to her place
>tfw now stuck in an expensive, shitty area and can't even grow my own weed anymore
though at least I now have fast internet, a job, and access to public transportation
>Saturday night
>get home from dinner with boyfriend
>go to roommate's room to give him some Buffalo Wild Wings leftovers
>he's on the floor of his bedroom being drunk
>reach down to him to check if he's okay
>he reaches for my hands and interlopes his fingers inbetween mine
>he goes on about how continuing to live is meaningless because he has no friends or family
This is a guy who is really good at cooking and makes enough money to enjoy all of the videogames and DVDs and music he could want. I don't really know what to say to him when he goes into his depressive episodes. He's usually really calm and
>>24964646
Learn to season your pans then.
>>24964702
Good. Effeminate betas are subversive and horrible people.
>>24964756
>Learn to season your pans then.
Elaborate?
>>24964659
>talk about female specific feels
>HURR DURR IT'S ALWAYS PERIODS AND BAGINAS, DON'T FEMALES HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT?
>talk about non specific feels
>THIS IS NOT A FEMBOT FEEL. ANYONE CAN ENJOY GARDENING REGARDLESS OF GENDER. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
I like this nail polish color, but my friends say it looks weird.
>>24964827
What kind of pans do you have?
>>24964848
Looks creepy
>>24964848
Looks like nail polish the undead would wear
>be 6'5" ugly man with a drinking problem
>enjoys growing flowers
Gardening is fun senpai.
>>24964875
Your creepy
>tfw donuts are your only friends
>tfw he will never message you
>tfw you mean nothing to him
>tfw boyfriend is nice to other women
>totally depressed and probably hve to eat antidepressants now
>bought fallout 4
>such a nerd
>one of yoru male friewnds who you liek because they are less drama confesses to you and you have to find a way to ignore him but not too much so you can keep getting free rides from him
>haven't had sex in 3 days and already loosing it like a robot lol
>summer time
>going to beach with friends
>flat chested, but wear a bikini anyway
>guy friend is too shy to take off his shirt because he has body image issues
>tell him if I can show off my flat chest to world, he can show off his lack of muscles to the world
>he gets even more reluctant
He's not fat, but he has a very slender build. It wasn't like the other friends in the group were super fit. Even my chubby guy friends took off their shirts.
>>24964968
ITT reasons to join ISIS
>>24964702
>implying pretty effeminate boys aren't superior
>>24964848
It doesn't look weird. Tell your friends to fuck off and that you aren't there to please them.
>>24964908
;__; you don't have to remind me.
>>24964988
>too shy to take off his shirt because he has body image issues
Hearty chuckle
who here is shy, but have big breasts?
People assume that I must be this confident sociable person just because I have big breasts. I'm 5'4" with C cups. I'm not really into the Chad types and I feel super awkward when they hit on me.
"AYYY YO GIRL YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL GIMME YO NUMBAH"
I don't belong to that kind of lifestyle and I don't want to be associated with casual hookup culture.
>tfw you message him and he hasn't responsed
>tfw that 5'7 creep keeps messaging you and won't stop
>>24964732
and? what the fuck this isn't original fuck you r9k
I hope mystery posts soon, these threads are pointless without her
A lot of people say that being a girl is easy mode, but that's not the case. Easy mode is being healthy, being self-sufficient, and having basic social skills. Have those and you can pretty much have a decent life. Girls get bullied and suffer from things they can't get any support from too. It's the same, but different. There's pros and cons to both genders.
>>24965016
what a qt
>original qt
>>24965163
you sound like an animu character
>tfw you have flash backs to when your older brothers first discovered masturbation
>>24965297
i would put the grade of difficulty like this, from worse to best
>ugly girl
>ugly guy
>average guy
>average girl
>attractive guy
>attractive girl
>>24964988
>tfw not too shy to post nudes on here, but too shy to take off my shirt in public
I'm odd like that. used to really enjoy swimming, but haven't done it in years now because of my wide hips and mantits
>>24965379
what, did you catch them in the act or something? when i was little i saw my brothers hentai collection when i was gonna play counter strike on his pc but i wasnt really damaged by it.
![[2015.08.06_04.27.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ax9QqXq.jpg "[2015.08.06_04.27.16].jpg")
>>24965406
post pls. you probably look nice and qt.
>>24964493
>tfw gardening is for faggots
>tfw it can be a great way to get fresh, healthy food with relatively few Illuminati mind-control chemicals
>tfw not a faggot
why this
>>24965394
average girls have it easier than attractive guys, ugly women are above average guys as well
>>24965431
Yes but it was more than just that. I have really sensitive hearing so I'd always know when they were doing it because their beds would squeak and shit. For context of how much it bothers me, I also punched one of my classmates during lunch because she was chewing too loud.
That feel when
>works a Cook
>get payed decently
>average looking
>7inch Dick
>severely depressed and mentally unstable
>have a hard time being alone and this makes me Very clingey
>hard time having reletionships because of this
Should i just kill myself?
>>24965379
I know what you mean. I have four brothers.
>one is 6 years older than me
>one is my twin
>one is 3 years younger than me
>one is 5 years younger than me
Catching one them beating off was par for the course when I was growing up.So was catching the younger ones trying to spy on me changing.
>>24965516
Ah yeah i got misophonia too. Snoring is the worst for me. Makes me borderline suicidal and homicidal.
>>24965463
>doesn't know what samson looks like
I never even looked at gay shitty tripfag threads or paid attention to it and I still know what he looks like
fuck off newfag
>>24965595
>So was catching the younger ones trying to spy on me changing.
Wew lad, that's unsettling. My little brother never did this (i hope) but he used to poke my butt a lot. Not really a big deal since i did it to him too, but it got weird as he got older.
>>24965163
>5'4"
>C cups
if you have a good face, then you're literally perfect
what's wrong with you complaining
>>24964919
I know this feel ;-;
>>24965406
Fuck off back to /soc/ already.
Shit tripfag.
>>24965595
Glad I didn't have to deal with the last part.
Never spied on any of my sibilings changing just walked in on shit a lot because I had no concept of personal space and our parents didn't allows us to have locks on our doors. First time I saw a penis I freaked out because I thought it was some kind of fungal parasite. Like that one pokemon that has a mushroom growing on it's back only to be taken over by it.
>>24965674
It's weird, but it doesn't really freak me out that much. I guess because of our living situation at the time. By the time they started, they were getting to the age where they were interested in girls. We had no computer for a long time, and when we did get one it was in the family room. Plus we lived in the middle of nowhere. I figure they spied on me out of necessity.
>>24965725
It was a bit annoying, yeah.
>First time I saw a penis I freaked out because I thought it was some kind of fungal parasite.
I think my general reaction when I first saw one was "Well that's not what I expected would be there."
>people think I'm no longer a virgin just because I have a boyfriend
Yes, I'm late to the dating party, but all because I have a boyfriend and have shared a hotel room with and slept over at his house a few times, it doesn't mean we had sex. We only been together for less than 6 months and I do not feel ready for that yet. I want to move out from my parents' house before having sex. That way if I do accidentally get pregnant, I'll have my own home to raise a kid.
>>24965885
Pretty smart, but I don't think that two men can get pregnant together, sadly.
>>24965885
why are you here if you have a partner? Why are most of the posters here they seem to have/had boyfriends.
>>24964493
>>tfw you love gardening
you can always trim your bush if you didn't do that already
>>24965958
because I didn't get my first serious boyfriend until I was 20?
I'm still a pretty shy person.
>>24966096
>>24965958
>tfw never had a boyfriend do to posistion on the autism spectrum and Kinsey scale.
>Parents have tried to set me up with so many guys but it all failed
>tfw I probably wouldn't be a good wife or mother anyway because pic related
>>24966162
I know that feel.
>dress like a guy
>cut my hair like a guy
>diagnosed with mild autism
>no ass
>no tits
>basically just an autistic guy with a girl's name
>>24966162
There is fluff comment that derives no actual meaning.
>>24966194
I like not having tits because I don't have to worry about the shirt fitting lengthwise but the neck showing shit. Also makes push ups easier too.
>>24966304
I can live with being chestless, I guess. Don't need to wear a bra or anything. Always wanted kids, though. Probably not a good idea. I can cook but I don't know how to do normal parent things. I never even learned how to do normal kid things. I spent my childhood rolling down the same hill over and over, and playing Metal Slug at the arcade. Never even had friends.
anyone here ever had to be escorted from private property for having a tantrum or emotional outburst?
>>24966348
You realize tits grow when you become pregnant right? Like when you start producing milk and shit they grow in size and become bigger, let alone from that you don't need DD's to feed babies.
>>24966400
Yeah but I'm not gonna put a kid through 18 years of being stuck with me so I can get a pair of tits.
>>24964848
looks bad on that skin tone
>>24965406
post those mantits
>>24966348
not sure if literally hill
>>24966466
>not sure if literally hill
I don't know what that means. Sorry.
>>24966442
>Always wanted kids, though.
The way you typed the statement you are implying you need large tits for kids. And then you just contradict yourself that you don't want a kid living with you.
What is it, do you want a kid or not.
>>24966162
Cook real food, eat real food, feel real food.
>>24966348
i'd be a terrible parent. I would probably end up just yelling at them out of pure frustration, especially if they are anything like me.
>>24966395
Yes, by the police. It was related to when I punched a classmate for chewing too loud. Also took a swing at a teacher that got too close and tried to break us up. So yeah, that shit went on my record.
>>24966492
meant to say literal.
Asking if you actually did roll down the same hill or you're just saying that you did something as a child over and over again. I'm starting to believe in the former now.
>>24966503
>The way you typed the statement you are implying you need large tits for kids
I wasn't implying that at all. The first post I responded to, here, >>24966162 mentioned motherhood. That's why I brought it up. I want kids, but I wouldn't be good at raising them because I'm autistic and dumb on top of that. Plus I have a bad temper.
>>24966567
Oh, yeah. The park was like a block away from our house and there was a huge hill there.
>>24966517
Me too. Noise drives me crazy, so kids would probably be a bad idea, much as I want some. And I get frustrated real easy.
>>24964827
just make a fucking FEELS thread you whORe.
>>24966626
I'm not really that into kids. Which is strange seeing as I have a fetish for pregnant ladies and they'd have to give birth at some point. Ignoring the fact that I couldn't even get them pregnant.
women can't be robots, and 'fembots' are just gay dudes
>>24966856
I'm not really sure why I want them so badly.
>>24966940
Cultural expectation maybe. Honestly with the stuff my parents and community say I should by all accounts want to be a mom.
I want to lose weight, but my roommates are cooking majors and keep making tons of pastries and burgers and whatever.
I'm in love with my trans roommate.
The only time we've really interacted was when I was introduced to her like 8 months ago and I made an ass of myself by being freaked out by her. I want to talk to her but she seems uncomfortable being around me. I've been creeping on her nonstop for months... she's the most wonderful person why did I fuck everything up before it began
I wanted to wait for just us two to be home and then bake cookies and try to be like "I made them for everybody" and use that to start talking to her but other roommate never leaves the fucking house...
>>24967943
>trans
absolutely degenerate
>>24967154
>i make excuses for my lack of self control
stay obese, hamplanet
>>24967943
degenerate, disgusting honestly.
>>24965163
This was literally my high school years
>be shy
>people make note of my breasts
>withdraw further
>"fembot" threads
>no solid evidence that any of them are female
>>24968467
>>24965163
I can relate.
>mfw a guy on the hockey team asked me out
Then I basically ran away. I ended up with a nice body but my same old brain.
>>24968375
"Hey, Anon, I got some leftover pastries from class/party/catering..."
it just feels rude to reject a kind offer
Every time Undertale shows up on the Gamefaqs Best Game Ever contest, I vote for it. I'm so sick and tired of seeing Ocarina time and Final Fantasy 7 winning.
>>24968583
you're so transparent
if you want pics, just ask for them directly
>>24964702
What about LARPers who are Heroes of Justice within their games?
Is that brave honorable, or just beta?
>>24968933
>implying
out of the 100 times people have asked fembots for their pictures on these threads, zero have been delivered
>>24968987
except that's completely wrong
lurk more
>>24969007
don't give me that shit
every time there's one of these "fembot" threads and people request pictures, the "fembot" replies with "I'm not pretty/I'm self-conscious/you would only make fun of me" etc.
back to leddit you go
Every fembot feels thread; angry male autists feeling entitled to being the only ones allowed to consider themselves miserable.
Will this ever change?
>>24964493
Fellow garden fag here
Does your apt have a porch? You can easily set up a small vegetable garden there, in fact it might be better for veggies, trying to grow them in a real garden can suck sometimes because animals get to them.
>tfw too manly for girls that like homo effeminate fuccbois
>tfw too effeminate for girls that like big Herculean men
Purgatory worse than hell
>>24968648
learn to say no/politely decline. or youre going to be a lardbeast forever
>>24969046
no. women literally arent even on the same plane of misery that males are on
instead of coming to the most misogynistic board on this mongolian bbq forum why dont you piss off to lolcow - r9k for grils
>>24969046
Exclusivity is an integral part of this community. In the end, being a failure is a badge of honor here and it's the only one we have, no wonder we all try to be the most depressed and try to shun others for not being depressed enough.
>>24969142
Go to wizchan or /pol/, mate. Your sexism is a pre-teen behavioral hallmark, and it's getting old at this point.
>>24969179
The most miserable people here would do well to be nice to each other, so they might have a chance at helping each other better themselves.
>>24969217
The most depressed people here already lost hope of becoming better. And I'm sure in many cases they don't want to. At least I've felt many times disgust at living a normal life because if you hate everyone else, becoming one of them is betraying everything you believe in.
>>24969272
>I've felt many times disgust at living a normal life because if you hate everyone else, becoming one of them is betraying everything you believe in.
That's a good mindset to have. However, when I say helping each other, I don't necessarily mean making someone an acceptable member of society. You could also help each other realize that you don't want to get in touch with society and its social obligations (such as relationships), in a similar way you (and I for that matter) are now.
>>24964493
Bonsai you stupid ignorante whore
>>24969325
Hmm, well, I'd assume people who accept themselves and adjust their life plan and values accordingly don't really need this place any more. At least I don't come here very often.
>>24964493
>tfw my pussy is not being gaped by Tyrone
>tfw have to settle for sucking Chad's dick tonight
my life is so hard im so lonely :((((
>>24965925
An excellent post
>>24965925
>>24969657
There's an urban legend about how the Portuguese fascist dictator Antonio Salazar gave away prizes to men who got pregnant to fool dumb peasants into breeding to increase birth rates. It's probably just a legend but it's what my grandmother told me and she lived during the era.
>>24969083
And better than heaven
>>24969848
You'll hold precious love for a woman that doesn't want to fit you to a preconceived mold
>>24970179
Genuinely good point, thanks f*m
>>24965725
Parasect, you uncultured swine
things that make fembots miserable:
>>24964646
>have to oil the pan
>>24964702
>nerds are hitting on her
>>24964848
>friends don't like my nail polish
>>24964919
>sweets taste good
>>24965163
>has big breasts
>>24965379
>had to listen to someone jerking off
>>24967154
>friends make me nice and tasty food
i take back everything i've said about fembots. they have it much worse than i thought. truly a plight.
>>24964493
>le i love gardnyng xddd WIFE MATERIALhere (HERE) reporting in!!!
>>24970463
True warriors. I just hope life some day will get better for them
>>24964935
tell him how you feel, ask him out and if you get rejected who gives a fuck and move on.
>>24970540
roastie with no hobbies detected
>>24965163
You cows aren't that much different from the average Stacy.
>Date titcow
>Date goes great
>Shes into nonpleb vidya and probably a fembot
>She was cheating on her beta boyfriend who she returned to when i joined the Army.
>Come back
>Still willing to take her
>With a musician now and choses him over me
/r9k/ was right, fembots only want "nerdy" Chad.
>tfw you try your best to help this boy get a gf because he's lonely
>tfw you like him but he cant even tell
i've been telling him how great he is and i keep telling him he'll get a gf one day
i just want him to be happy
>>24971661
Okay mom
>>24971661
Tell him that you like him you fucking idiot
>>24971661
High quality bait
>tfw i want to try anal but none of my bfs wanted to
>>24964702
>effeminate betas
i have never met an "effeminate" beta. are we talking in terms of physical appearance or mentality ?
>>24971852
In terms of not being Chad.
>>24971852
Usually its both.
>>24971833
location and contact pls
>>24971882
Why is that pic making me laugh so hard
>>24971882
i wish mad max wasn't in this image
>>24971882
>White nu-male starter package
We need one of these for every race of beta.
>>24971882
But Parks and Rec was good.
>>24965463
>>24966466
I'd take a pic of them right now, but there are too many normies downstairs
>>24966395
Yes. When I was in college I caught my boyfriend having sex with two bimbos at once at a party. I was so mad I stormed out and when my best friend tried to calm me down I threw my glass at his face and he started bleeding everywhere. He fell on the ground and I started kicking him and the police were called and I had to spend a night in jail. So fucking stupid. Now my record is ruined all because men don't know how to be loyal anymore.
>>24971882
What's taoism doing in that image?
>>24971998
wait.
You threw your glass at your male best friend's face
even though it was your boyfriend that was cheating on you?
>tfw have long fantasies about kissing and doing sweet things with my husbando
>tfw will never bake him cookies when he comes home from work
>tfw we will never build a pillow fort
>tfw will never get nervous and shy around him then he kisses me out of nowhere
>tfw will never go ice skating and hold hands
>tfw will never drink coffee and eat cinnamon buns together
>tfw will never have missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>tfw will neversuck his dick while he casually plays vidya
kill me
>>24972021
Beta bitch boi wasn't Chad, so he got the worst of it.
>>24971882
>skelly mode and probably a beta
>hate everything in your image
Where does that leave me?
>>24972004
The white liberal tendency to be attracted to other cultures, specifically of eastern decent.
>>24972021
I know but he should have known better than to get involved. He's always doing that shit and it drives me crazy. I guess he thinks he can 'save' me and I'll fall for him or something lol. I just didn't want to deal with his bullshit that night.
>>24972021
this. if you're going to risk prison because of your partner cheating, at least assault your partner/the people they're cheating on you with, not the person trying to help you out
>>24972042
b-be my wife plox
>>24971998
wait
what???
Your record was ruined due to lack of self control. I've been cheated on but not once have I ever lashed out physically, especially to people that don't deserve it.
>>24964988
>tell him if I can show off my flat chest to world, he can show off his lack of muscles to the world
was this supposed to make him feel better ?
>>24972087
I didn't deserve to get cheated on either. Life's not fair. If someone's mad get out of their way. Don't try to gain sympathy points by 'helping'.
>>24972071
ah, it was just bait
ok then
>>24972004
Its not even taoism, you have to understand this image through the lense of a self absorbed leftist kek, who believes he is worldly but is actually completely ignorant. The imagined leftist author believes it just means buddhism or something.
>>24972088
Women are oblivious.
>>24972054
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brobot.
>>24972129
>>24972058
yeah, fair points
>>24971882
God Korra was so terrible.
>>24972085
I can't replace my husbando though
no one can replace him...
>>24971998
>my face if this isnt bait
>>24972181
You can try :^)who is he?
>>24964732
>>24964848
>>24964988
>>24965163
>>24965885
>>24968606
>>24971998
>boyfriend
>Has friends
Hahaahhahaha
You guys have it so hard hahahahaha.
I mean, all of my friends growing up eventually betrayed me and I'm too retarded to get a gf.
But you guys are true warriors, that's some hardcore suffering you have there.
>>24972192
The mercenary, the masked man.
>>24972224
Just because you have friends and a boyfriend doesn't mean you can't be lonely. I can't relate to them at all.
>>24972088
It might to someone with empathy, But I assume the guy only cared about himself
>>24972192
I'll never share :^)
What is your proof you are good enough for me to bake cookies for
>>24972224
>Thinks women can be robots
Oh anon, you silly billy.
Women can't be robots, they're incapable of knowing what true loneliness is.
>>24972241
NO! YOU CAN'T BE LONELY IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE WITH YOU!
>>24972292
>good enough for me
>posts on /r9k/
>>24972292
>bake cookies for
>implying I don't want to bake them with you and get you messy
Nice try :^)
>>24964493
fuck off back too
>>>/cgl/ you are welcome to make a feel threat there not here. get out
>>24972341
>implying I don't want to feed you cookie dough, intentionally miss your mouth and kissread: lickit off
it's getting lewd in here, better stop before i erp like a tard
>>24972292
>Mfw baking cookies for mai waifu
>>24972504
Just post contact and erp somewhere else :^)
>tfw men see you as useless and dirty if you are not a virgin
>>24972554
Isn't that your own fault?
>>24972554
You don't have that problem. Because you're a robot. Robots have to be a virgin unless they hired an escort.
Oh wait...
>tfw skinnyfat/chubby
>tfw can't motivate myself to work out or diet
>>24972537
I don't have any contact to speak ofit would be embarrassing and cringey anyway. It's probably for the best
>>24972634
>tfw this is my fetish
be my chubby gf now
>>24972672
I'm pretty sure shit like that's cringey by default no matter what.
>tfw virgin
>tfw thought of shower sex makes me hornier than any other thing
>tfw rubbing body wash all over, caressing boobs and posing, generally acting like a slut
>>24972744
masturbating with a faucet/shower head is so fucking amazing
>>24972744
>generally acting like a slut
it's in every female, and only chad can fix it
>>24972744
That sounds hot
Post pics of poses
>>24972672
>worried about cringey stuff
>using a trip
>>24964827
You can tell this fembot is legit because of their victim complex
>>24972781
I've never personally tried it. my shower head isn't detachable and it seems uncomfortable to position under the faucet. I might do it tonight to see though.
>>24972786
acting slutty in the privacy of your shower is amazing though
>>24972794
t-thanks
i don't take pics but you can probably imagine.
>>24972897
post contact and send me pics :^^)
>>24972897
so how do you masturbate then?
>>24964827
>literally my face when this post
>>24972921
yeah that sounds like a great idea!!
>>24972932
In the shower it's just my fingers. How do girls do it with a faucet? I thought it was just the pressure from the water giving a good sensation.
>>24973039I might send some back
>>24973039
position yourself so that stream hits your clit or goes through it. it's that simple. how else did you think it was?
>>24972292
I suck at baking, but I would make you hummus or roast chicken or burgers or something
>>24973084
>This desperation
Dont you have some colon cleaning to do?
>>24972744
lewdasfug
Fembots, help me out:
I'm on an online dating site and this chick starts messaging me. We're swapping pics and shes good looking so I'm like 'ok, lets see where this is going' and she goes off on some Fifty Shades style spree where she wants me to detail what I would do to her.
I play along... and now she wants to meet and stuff. But honestly I'm embarrassed at the crap I wrote, I don't want to tie up or hurt anyone even if they are willing. It took writing it out to realize I want no part of it.
Are all women really yearning for this kind of stuff? Cuz if so, damn, I want out
>>24973099
Why don't you derail this thread with a doujin drop fish?
>>24973135
Laziness mostly.
I have one about some bitch getting turned into a leech girl and getting fucked with a thing the size of a truck but I'm not feeling it tonight.
>>24973169But I have a request
>>24973182
If it's not too long I will dump it if I have it.
>>24973209
Well even just the title would work.
It was about some pregnant lady having sex with her virgin brother in law (who was ~15). He woke her up by grabbing her tits I think.
>>24973246
Lemme do some digging.
>>24973059
yeah ok bud
>>24973073
that's what I thought but I wasn't sure. I thought you could insert the faucet into yourself too...
>>24973125
I admit I have the lewd disease
>>24973099
I like to cook for people
stop being mad because your only talent is being a cunt on the internet. you're like a male Mystery
I've never once been able to successfully contact a "fembot"
I can have great conversations in threads, but the moment I try to give contact info they don't bother.
Why do fembots hate me so much?
>>24973267
Much appreciated Fish
>>24973289
>insert the faucet into yourself
I have some doubts that you're a girl
>>24973289
>has lewd disease
>won't gib contact
It's not that bad of a case then
>>24973313
Because you're a thirsty faggot.
>>24973084
my brother, baking is literally just simple basic math , you just gotta have the ingredients
>>24973340
But these threads imply fembots are thirsty faggots too...
>>24973357
Not really.
You're just extra thirsty.
Stop being so thirsty m8, maybe then people won't think you're a faggot.
>>24973084
If a boy made me a roast dinner I would probably cry
If you cook I'll bake
>>24973301
You obviously just want to fuck this 2d purist.
Quit being so fucking pathetic.
>>24973319
Can you remember any more details?
>>24973385
It was femdom and I remember one page had an autistic as fuck line like "I'm really not a virgin anymore" or something like that.
>>24973373
sounds great to me. I would do roast chicken, spiced rice, and salad, and you could bake some cookies or a cake or something, then we eat it while staring into each other's eyes lovingly over an antique table, and fall asleep while cuddling under a blanket on a couch and watching Star Trek
>>24973323
I am, I just grew up not knowing anything about sex and it being taboo growing up in a religious household. I learned the little bit of what I know through the internet and television. Maybe I'm just retarded too
>>24973338
I'm not an irl slut senpai
>>24973369
If I never ask for contact, I will never get to communicate with a fembot outside of anonymity, which defeats the purpose.
I'm starting to think they don't exist.it's far more likely I'm just not interesting and should never expect anything good to happen to me.
>>24973449
You're also a defeatist beta, and that's not attractive.
I advise that you kill yourself immediately.
>>24973403
I cant really find anything that fits the bill.
Porn isnt really my cup of tea unless it's disgusting and unusual
>>24973478
Fug
Well thanks for trying
Friendly reminder that relationships aren't worth it. You'll only get hurt in the end when it inevitably falls apart.
>>24973446
But it'd be fun f.a.m
>watch movie
>come back
>thread has turned into a thirstfest
Go away lads.
>>24973569
>Doj
>>24973440
you had me up until star trek
i'm sure we can compromise on a movie
>tfw will never be cooked a nice dinner and snuggle afterwards
WHY LIVE
>>24973471
I generally try to hide it but you're right. I already ordered a helium tank, it arrives on Wednesday.
>>24973625
what's wrong with Trek?
or maybe we could get stoned and watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>it's a tripfag erp cringe circlejerk thread
>>24973655
Or you could kill yourself.
I highly suggest it.
>>24973625
>doesn't watch Star Trek
Utter degeneracy, even worse than the average female.
>>24973621
It's true though.
It's an anonymous board, creating an identity defeats the purpose. If you really want to be that well known, join a forum or irc.
>>24973621
>Anonymous
>>24973683
There is literally nothing wrong with Samson.
>>24973712
Just like anything else anon, things made with a good purpose then the scum of the earth use it and abuse to make their ends.
At this point they should just add IDs to all posts and remove trips from every board, because IDs are actually more useful than trips will ever be.
Time for some manga
I've been saving this one.
>>24973780
It's a good one. I struggle to imagine a person who faps to this shit.
>>24973655
I've never seen it, and I don't like/watch many movies. I like Fear and Loathing though.
>>24973699
I'm just not a movie person. I suspect I have ADHD which prevents me from paying attention to anything too long.
>>24973803
My money is on the black guy dying first
>>24973819
>>24973814
You're talking to the guy who sent thousands of long threatening emails to the last girl who talked to him, right?
>>24973814
all the more reason to watch in then. we would start with the next generation, because that's the best series and the easiest to get into IMO
but if you're not comfortable with that, we could just watch Fear and Loathing or The Big Lebowski and cuddle/smooch/fondle each other throughout the film
>>24973837
My english isnt too good when I'm tired.
>>24973814
An episode of Star Trek is about 40 minutes once you skip the intro.
>>24973854
Bitch is getting power fisted
>>24973868
Not a scratch. What a trooper
>>24964732
stop letting him get so drunk that he is on the fucking floor.
>>24973876
She was already half leech. Now she sucks blood and money.
>>24973910
KITE VAGINA
>>24964493
"the city"
Oh, fuck you, cunt. There's five urban farming and garden operations in my neighborhood alone. I'm not even an SF hipster. Lazy ass bitch.
>>24973918
This is the size of sammy's toothbrush
>>24973837
I don't know everything about that. It's all erp my man. Trust me, I know from experience it's not a good idea. r9k is an escapist environment where I can say shit like this.
>>24973851
>>24973865
I would watch the tv series I guess.
>>24973938
He's ruining a perfectly good tent
>>24973950
Alright.
You should be more faithful to your husbando.
>>24973994
This girl is almost as loose as samsons ass now.
>>24974014
the end
rip in peace
>>24973994
I am trying but it's hard whenhe's married, twice my age, has kids and a loving wife, and lives in a different country
>>24974104
Are we talking about 2d or are you just a homewrecking cunt
>>24974104
dont be a homewrecker
>>24974120
i'm not a homewrecker at all, I've never even met him or talked to him.I would let him fuck and impregnate me then go back to his wife desu. I just want him to be happy, there's no chance I'd get to do anything about it;-;
>>24974177
So you're a homewrecking cunt
How about you do him and everyone else a favor and kill yourself.
>>24964493
Grow plants indoors silly. Potheads do it all the time.
>>24974199
i'm not though, i just like to fantasize ;-;
i won't ever do anything about it, it's just nice to think about... don't bully me
>>24973301
i swear you are the one beacon of hope in an otherwise dark, cancerous sea of tripfags
never change <4
>>24974257
Too fucking bad you piece of shit.
Kill yourself before you ever get the balls to ruin peoples lives and destroy families just because it makes your box tingle a bit.
>give fembot throwaway
>we message each other
>conserversations okay I guess but I'm doing all the work
>does nothing to make conversation
>she stops talking to me
Why is this fembots?
>>24974282
Wouldn't be an equally dangerous if not more dangerous person? You've been posting your fantasy doujin which seems to instigate violence. Who's saying you wouldn't end up recreating your doujin in real life?
>>24974579
this. plus Fish is a gun owner
>>24974272
thanks anon *kisses*
>>24974578
how long did you msg each other?
>>24974620
Couple of days, not long
