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sunday night edition, last few hours of peace and relaxation, how you going to spend it?
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>>24960572
Have to go to the psychiatrist on Tuesday, and my social worker on Thursday.
Can't really be bothered but at least both appointments are in the afternoon.
watching league of legends streams.
Watching Mission Impossible on this fire stick
KODI was surprisingly easy to load
Post cute 2D girls who are also your waifus
Need a hug lads teebh, everything's gone to shit
>>24960572
Masturbating to fat girls and eating my own ejaculate
Sitting on my bed waiting/hoping for oneitis to message man.
She probably won't though because she's mad at me so as soon as my mind realises that she's gone I'll probably get all depressed and go bed lmao.
>>24960571
i think i'll go ahead and buy it. one of the few compliments i've received from a girl has been on a band t shirt i own.
>>24960572
multipack fridge raiders t b h lads
>>24960644
I'll give you a blowie lad will that do?
>>24960572
Watching the OPM episode desu lads~
>>24960618
Sure thing anon!
>>24960665
band shirts are fine but not deftones.
>>24960693
Why do you carry on posting here? Nobody likes you or wants you here
>>24960694
I wear metal shirts but I listen to synthpop, haven't listened to metal for years.
>>24960758
I actually like him desu senpai
>>24960759
youre wild mate. people who wear deftones shirts stink of piss half the time. just give it a miss honestly
>>24960694
but they're one of my favourite bands
>>24960803
i pride myself on smelling pleasant at all times
>>24960758
I like him tbqh
>flu going away
>had curry, pizza and will have another pizza this evening
>footy scores were good
>time for comfy MotD
all in all decent weekend, solid 8/10
>not buying your mum this for christmas
It's like you don't want to be mummy's favourite little soldier
>>24960678
delicious but so fucking tiny. You get more in a single chicken friend rice.
Imagine having a name like Simon Sebag Montefiore.
>>24960758
TildeAnon makes like 6 posts per thread, and none of them are as obnoxious as your "f-fuck off T-tilde" posts, you big sorry autist.
> people non-ironically watch the X factor
Genocide when lads?
>>24960792
>>24960825
>>24960869
It'll be dead soon so what do i care
Any anons in or around Birmingham, have you been to original patty men yet, if not why not
>>24960918
Well, fucking loads, apparently.
>>24960945
Take that Yank filth far, far, far away from the shores of my homeland, and your diabetus with it.
>>24960945
cause i wouldnt ever want to go near that south east asian 90% population shithole birmingham. even though i know a fit bird from there
>>24960945
I want it
>>24960945
"can I have a knife and fork"
>>24960945
How the fuck do you even pick that up to eat it?
>>24960945
>brioche
why are these everywhere? the bread is fucking shit
>>24960945
Loving the meme of burger joints being everywhere lately.
>>24960898
If Reggie and Bollie win, it's pretty much done as a credible competition, so this could well be the last series in this format
>>24961033
>tfw no Gourmet Burger Kitchen near me
>>24961026
>>24961026
meme bread l a d, some bullshit
>eating red meat
fucking gross lads, chicken burgers or fuck off yeah
If you fail at seemingly everything you try, is that a signal or do you just need to try harder?
>>24960680
Thanks, it'll probably help, esp if I get a hug after.
>>24961092
No just give up
Sitting in the dark because the fuckin power is out.
>>24960572
>how are you going to spend it
Drinking lots and lots of tea, playing vidya and watching WWE TLC. Going to be really tired tomorrow lads.
Wish I had a bag of crispy m&m's but I can't fucking have a full bag every night , can't be healthy. Fuck sake boys
>when your girlfriend hugs you from behind when you're on the computer and nuzzles her face into your neck just enough so that you can turn to kiss her on the head and smell her flowery hair
comfy heaven
>>24961161
pics or it didn't happen tho
>>24961155
Feel your pain. Why must the bad stuff taste so good?
>tfw humans will never ever have the ability to eat whatever they want and stay healthy
>tfw you just ate 15mg of flubromazolam because you just don't give a fuck anymore
This could be the end lads, its been fun.
>>24961147
HAHQAH yet youre posting on 4chan? fuck off shitposter no ones buying it
>>24961161
normies take your leave immediately
>>24961161
Almost made me miss my ex you cheeky bugger
how do i get a cargobob ffs
i forgot to store it on the helipad in the cargobob mission lads
and whenever i go to the airbase where u get it for the mission then there's only fighterjets and shit which i dont need. and i get shot instantly even when i try to steal one
>>24961155
who says you can't?
you're human, a master of your own destiny
march right down to the shops and buy two bags, treat yourself
>>24961201
he could be on his phone you dip
>>24961201
>>24961201
>what are laptops
>what are tablets
>what are smartphones
>>24961210
dunno m8, google it. i like having a nice comfy fly in gta
>>24961233
>>24961237
all use power... he said the power is out
use your head you thick cunt
>>24961088
Kill yourself you paki
>>24961161
you know what i'm gonna say
>>24960945
>Any anons in or around Birmingham
The poor poor bastards
>>24961200
why would you choose this way of all ways
stay and post or livestream, I want to watch a man lose his sanity in the space of hours
>>24961250
are you for real m9?
>>24961153
Haven't watched WWE since around the time Kevin Owens debuted in the main roster.
What's it like?
>>24961250
init. of all the things ive seen people lie about on 4chan, their power being out is one of the shittest. hope that cunt kills himself.
>>24961200
Livestream now anon or whats the point
>>24961240
i already did -.- it says it spawns here and there so i went there but it is impossible to get it man i get killed instantly even in a fighterjet. apperently it is easier in the mission or something.
>>24960945
I can feel myself dying just looking at that.
>>24961274
Pretty grim. Rollins and Cesaro are injured, Cena is on hiatus. Serious lack of star power right now and Reigns is being booked as the new Cena.
>>24961279
I am considering it. Phone at 35%. Send help.
>>24961331
>Cena is on hiatus
Why?
>>24961365
go for a walk lad. chuck your phone on airplane and listen to some music.
>>24961399
He's doing a reality show I believe. He got beaten clean by Del Rio at HIAC back in October and hasn't appeared since. There's talk that he's going to appearing less starting from next year.
when you play flamethrower with an antiperspirant spray, can the bottle actually explode??
>>24961439
nah stop being a pussy
>>24961439
No, the gas is blowing out not sucking in.
>tfw married muslim woman (full hijab and drapes) with a child complimented my hair,which has recently been cut
even mudslime women are whores
>>24961439
I've been told the bottle can explode cause the fire like goes inside it? But with an aerosol I can't see it, 2muchpressure imo and no oxygen in the can
>>24961439
Well, I saw like 20 lads do it on my last day of secondary school, and the only time the cans exploded is when they were thrown into the pile of burning blazers.
>>24961459
>>24961488
>>24961504
thoguh even if it would go in, would it be possible? I'm not an expert in chemistry but don't you need oxygen? and as far as i know there is none in the bottle right? so the only thing that could possibly make it explode is the heat which makes the bottle pop, which then exposes all the gas to oxygen so it would light up
>>24960572
gonna drink some dr pepper followed by some peanut on toast, and settle down to some classic On the Buses episodes
>>24961491
Put benis in her
There's a gorgeous MILF escort in my area that charges 130/hour for an in-call. For less than double that price she'll have her equally gorgeous MILF friend join us.
Slender waist, big breasts (but perky), amazing butt, etc.
I might do it lads. I might fucking do it. She says she likes virgins. :3
>>24961439
Well, I saw like 20 lads do it on my last day of secondary school, and the only time the cans exploded is when they were thrown into the pile of burning blazers. So going by those numbers, you should be alright, definitelynotgoingtoselfimmolatelad.
>>24961520
Only time I've ever seen one explode was when someone threw one on a bonfire, even then it took about 3 seconds to explode.
>>24961543
>not nabbing some magnesium from the chemistry labs and making flashbangs
>>24961520
how would the flame get inside? even if it did, nothing would happen.
>>24961522
>dr pepper
good
>peanut butter
bad
>>24961544
I threw one on a bonfire once and it took about 20 seconds to explode. I was about to go and poke it because I thought nothing was happening and then it just went up in like a tinny mushroom cloud of sparks and sent shrapnel through my tent
>>24961561
>even if it did, nothing would happen.
yeah thats what I'm saying
because there aint no oxygen inside rite ._.
I'm going to spend mine playing Xenoblade Chronicles X.
One of the confiest games I've played. I just love exloring the landscape and scoping ahead of missions to know what indigens are lurking about.
I die to a lot of level 30+ stuff though trying to run away.
It's kind of like baiting a bear.
>>24961590
>no bust slider
>costumes removed
>character textures changed
>shit translation
why even bother with that garbage game
>>24961007
>can't pick up burger
Manlet dectected
>>24961573
whats wrong with peanut butter? it's top-teir spread
along side withyour mumsspreadlegs
>>24961528
pics please, i do like me a milf.
>>24961528
Enjoy your horrible awkward experience and living with the regret for the rest of your life.
>Get dragged to some shithole club/party by your tryhard friend
>Girl comes up to you and says you're cute
>Within 3 minutes of conversation she catches on to your autistic ways
How do you hide your powerlevel? Whys is being a cyborg such suffering?
>>24961528
>She says she likes virgins. :3
>being this highly cringey autistic
how do you guys browse britfeel? do you leave it open and f5 once in a while? rapid f5? anything i've left out?
>>24961629
seconding this, saw a cracking milf the other day in mack attack
>>24961625
don't like peanuts and it's cloying
get back to me when you start eating a real man's snacks
>>24961625
peanut butter is the shit. although i do prefer cashew nut butter, it's very tasty
>>24961649
>dragged
you normies are such fucking liars
You wanted to go, you just pretend to us that you didn't. Fuck off.
>>24961649
gotta know what you responded to help you lad
>>24961665
one of some sick trips
what's a real mans snack, anon?
>>24961649
>club/party
>friend
>Girl comes up to you and says you're cute
you are a fucking normie
Anyone else thinking about leaving the UK?
All i do here is work, gym, play video games, i can't do any of my outdoor hobbies because the weather is shit basically all the time.
I can get a job in Australia pretty easy i think.
I'm sick of this place, the women here are shit tier as well, og did you watch x factor?
No mate, i didn't fucking watch x factor.
>>24961662
>not using auto refresh
>>24961662
Autorefresh brah
>put burritos in oven
>go outside my council house to take the rubbish out and have a spliff
>dark, foggy and quiet
>halfway thrpugh my spliff a loud scratching stared coming from the fence at the bottom of my garden
>see the outline of a big creature fling itself over the top of the fence
>starts to walk towards me and it's took a while to see it was a huge boxer dog
>it sees me and starts barking, hurries back to the fence and scuttles on top of the fence and starts jumping roof to roof on sheds and vanishes
>mfw realising this is the dog that keeps shitting on the front and back garden
Was pretty scared 2bh, what do lads? Should I report this to somewhere?
>>24961701
yeah all women in the uk only care about x factor youre right buddy. soon as you move to australia im sure the women will have deep meaningful intellectual conversations with u. good luck on ur enlightening journey you fucking nobody.
>>24961710
>>24961711
buy me a coke
>>24961686
tortilla with mayo spread on
>>24961678
Implying
>Get invited by your friend who is also a fucking loser but cartoonishly obsessed with getting laid
>Say you don't want to
>"Anon, why are you so antisocial?"
>Repeat over and over
>Decide to go just to shut them up
>This shit happens
You don't know my pain pham
>>24961725
>when the weed hits you
>>24961629
I already closed the window and can't be fucked to find her profile again. She looks like a fairly generic cute MILF with bigger breasts.
>>24961642
>>24961659
Now, now. It'd probably be awkward, but I think I'd feel good getting it out of my system. I don't think I actually have the balls to go through with it, though.
>cargobob helicopter approaches airport
>flies slowly over it and then flies away again
what the fuck???? why the fuck doesnt it land ffs
>>24961738
>tortilla with mayo spread on
that's like spunk in a wrap
>>24961725
what did this post have to do with the burritos
>>24961755
Lol no. They will stop asking after the second or third time.
>>24961649
Once I went to a club and within 10 seconds of walking in was dancing with this girl who had looked at me before and I had looked at her, think she fancied me. She kissed me 5 seconds later, 5 seconds after that I sperged out and walked off, she did that twirling finger thing round her temple to my m8.
Alcohol has always been my greatest friend but I ruined that opportunity. Saw her a week or so after that at the student union bar, she was sat opposite me and she stroked my shin with her foot but I couldn't bear to look her in the eye, just sat there pretending she didn't exist.
She was by far the hottest girl I have ever kissed and I just couldn't do it. Felt a right idiot, she was leagues above me too no way I could ever have been her bf but maybe I could have shagged her.
Such is life, regret it, she was easily a 7.5 to 8/10.
>>24961731
British women are shit tier.
And you sound like a cunt you fucking dickhead
WHO WANTS TO BUY HERBALIFE PRODUCTS
>>24961725
buy a cheap crossbow of the internet and shoot it.
or just throw a large rock on its head tbqh lad
>>24961776
I've known this guy for years, which is why he's one of about 3 people I could even remotely call a friend, and this has gone on for pretty much as long as I've known him
>>24961781
im sorry man but kissing a 7.5 isn't really a big deal
>>24961701
yeah, been thinking about going moving to new zealand or australia
>>24961610
Because as far as RPGs go there's far worse I've enjoyed.
I enjoyed Star Ocean The Last Hope for a good while for example. People also seem to hate Ni No Kuni, but I quite enjoyed that despite its flaws. I beat it too.
It's not the best RPG but its not FFXIII bad .
Now that's an RPG a man can hate.
>>24961824
It was for me, I was 18 at the time and had only slept with one other girl.
>>24961755
is your friend Jay from inbetweeners??
>>24961838
>I have bad taste in video games
ok
>>24961844
nice dubs. but no one in the real world cares about kissing girls
any girls here?
>>24961783
>And you sound like a cunt you fucking dickhead
Careful, Anon, you could have somebody's eye out with that rapier sharp wit.
>>24961844
It was just a kiss mate, I kiss my female friends all the time but I'm still a virgin. She probably had a boyfriend too.
>>24961758
This genuinely happened
>>24961769
Because they took me an hour to cook and they were really nice
>>24961812
I think the owners have had dog trouble before, one maued a cat and it was kill, I do want revenge but I don't want to hurt the dog really even though it pisses me off shitting on my fucking garden
>>24961864
Well I'm 24 now so I know that but that's the only way I ever used to get sex. Managed to get better strategies when I was 21 but back then I was a real autist around girls. Would have been better if everyone was mute including me would have done far better.
>>24961876
Yeah, what do you think of my leggings? Boyfriend bought me them for christmas.
inb4 ree normens
>>24961876
right here bby
>>24961894
put in anti dog devices?
>>24961849
Pretty much but imagine if Jay browsed /fit/
>>24961909
>girl
>boyfriend
why are you even here?
there are no girls in /britfeel/ don't be silly
>>24961954
>being this new
>2015
>>24961261
>implying
I live in a pretty rural area considering how close to Birmingham I am. Worcestershire master race.
>>24961862
ok
original commentary
>>24961909
your arse is smashing, post some more pics
girls post your city
unless u have a bf
anyone watching navi vs fnatic? come on navi lads!
>>24961909
Embarassing
Almost as bad as wearing pic related
Sidenote: I literally saw someone in one of these the other day in broad daylight.
>>24961909
Nice b8.
>tfw you want some N7 tracksuit bottoms to slack off in
>>24961997
guilford
>>24962000
we /esports/ here
>>24961916
Fuck it, I think I'll just fight it if I see it again, even if it is to the death, I will rub it's face in its own shit and throw it back over the fence
I punched some spastic in the mouth for walking into me without an apology, knocked the fucker clean out.
What have you autistic pussies been up to on this fine day?
>>24962021
who were u rooting for lad? im a luminosity fangay. huge fan of fallen for a long time. huge passion from the brazilian rats. envy too with the nice agro style and french flair. fuck fnatic bunch of kekolds
Any of you lads fancy meeting up in Brum and going for a cheeky Nandos some time this Christmas? I've got half a chicken on my card iirc.
>>24962033
ruthless cunt
>>24962051
name the location and date
>>24962051
why is everyone in these threads from birmingham?
even i am
>>24962067
Bull Ring Nandos, date whenever
>>24962051
sounds good senpai, i havent been up the centre much but i'd be up for this
>>24962045
I haven't played video games in a very, very long time, but I enjoy the majors. I really liked EnVyUs back when they were LDLC, and I'm a big fan of mousesports from their 1.6 days, but nowadays I find myself getting really excited for anyone except NiP and Fnatic these days to be honest. Fuck Fnatic, after their bullshit boost on Overpass last year they can go suck a dick.
>>24961701
>Australia
Nice original choice lad, not like all the obnoxious LADS and slags go there
>>24962078
Obviously we're all pakis. I'm not actually from Brum but it's the nearest big city to me, easy to get to.
>>24962121
>tfw used to live fairly close to sparkhill on the 2 route
thank fuck those days are gone
>>24962010
Or least you did before they slipped away into a crowd of OAPs huddling in the queue for the #44 bus...
>>24962137
at least you could have a decent curry desu senpai
>>24962092
Also Sean Gares is so fucking cute it's making me feel really ugly. Even his clothes look great. Kill me.
>tfw having to watch xfactor
What race is Rita Ora lads? I'd fuck her to be honest
>>24962092
yeah nip are just shit. gtr going to na apparently. forest wont join a team without friberg so no idea what's happening to him. xizt has been godly lately though
anyone a security guard here? I don't have a drivers license or a moped and I'm wondering if I can be one without
>>24962177
you don't need a drivers license to be a security guard wtf
>all these dirty northerners in /britfeel/
southern fairies where we at?
>>24962156
Top quality paki meat
Would love to see her get fucked.
PAKIS OUT 2BQH
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24962186
quite a few of the adverts for security jobs say you need a valid drivers license, others don't
I have a shit work history too, 1 year unemployed so far
>>24962078
because west midlands is the most depressing place to exist
>>24962195
Probably all of paying a fiver for a small bottle of warm beer in some sort of "wine bar" 2bh
im american, and when ever im in england, i always act like im better than the english cause my country is more richer and more powerful. the english all bow down to americans. this one time i was in a train, and some guy was giving me attitude, and i said, hey watch it buddy, im american, and he went quiet. were better than you people
>want to start a band
>everyone near me is a pleb
>>24962155
yeah, you seen his bird too? phwoar lad
>>24962156
She's an Albanian whore
I'm Serbian and I'd still fuck the shit out of her though
Downing a few tinnies between taking swigs from a bottle of red wine while singing along to the smiths.
just FML up family
>>24962213
only if it's one of those money escort jobs
It'll be such a fucking shame if they never make another Pacific Rim
who /eastmidlands/ here
>>24962231
live near birmingham/redditch and i'll play bass for you
>>24962231
Don't even start a band it's the year of our lord 2015
>>24961365
Go to the juicer and be the leech who takes a charger.
>>24962230
>oh he's retarded, best to just let him think he won
>>24962249
Filename made me remember I miss take me out threads on /tv/
>>24962231
>starting a band in this tepid music industry
only make it a hobby mate, but I still met some of my closest friends from going to shows, and we're all borderline normies.
>>24962231
what type of music would you like? favourite bands/albums?
>tfw no dominant britfeel gf
please
>>24962294
no he was just afraid of me you idiot
how many english alpha males are there? none.
you keep drinking your tea and crumpits bro hahaha
>>24962316
i'm into this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cixczzF0A10&list=PLC11773414C51BFA8
>>24962231
>Want to start a band
>terrible at guitar, singing, have no rhythm and am all in all completely musically retarded despite trying to get good for the past 10 years
Makes me want to end it all desu
i've lost control of my life
not sure i'll ever get it back
>>24962270
>>24962270
i do
>>24962276
but why
>>24962312
yeah idgaf about money tbqhf
>>24962316
really a lot of shit. electronic//ambient/hiphop. Anything that isn't a fucking "rock n roll" band doing led zeppelin covers.
>>24962360
wow you answered my question really well. electronic/ambient/hiphop. great.
spywatch was the shit
>>24962252
is pacific rim any good? seems like a fun action flick
>>24962382
sorry not everyone listens to the same 3 bands every day of their life you fucking faggot
https://youtu.be/TAfQtDpSJ1k
>>24962390
My 2nd favourite film of the last decade or so, behind Whiplash.
my dog's been whimpering all day and limping cos i kicked him in the ribs
am i goin to jail if he dies
>>24962392
yeah you sure showed me your eclectic taste! you should make a band! you'll shock the whole industry! fucking idiot
>>24962326
>alpha Americans
Kek
>>24962213
what do you have to do to be a security guard?
>>24962417
sorry mate didn't mean to upset you go listen to american idiot and tug one out you will feel better
Who /didn't go out in years/ here? been 6 years.
>>24962411
why would you kick your dog in the ribs?
>>24962360
>really a lot of shit. electronic//ambient/hiphop. Anything that isn't a fucking "rock n roll" band doing led zeppelin covers.
Hipster detected
>>24962428
get an SIA license
>>24962442
its alright, chuck the best of brian eno on and pretend you understand ambient.
>>24962411
you're a twat
>>24962411
I would literally stamp on your head
>>24962457
then are you guaranteed work?
>>24962411
hopefully you will yeah
>>24962409
Whiplash was fucking well good
put off watching it because people kept suggesting it, never had a film make me so damn anxious though
>>24962465
>projecting this hard
what a bell end
>>24962444
Managed 2 years myself.
>>24962483
a level psychology doing u any good? got your DREAM job of being a psychiatrist?
>>24962471
>>24962475
>>24962480
>>24962452
dog people are mentally ill
>>24962249
i prefer morrissey's solo stuff
>>24962480
So ridiculous that Birdman got the Oscar ahead of it
>>24962509
You're the one that can't go 5 minutes without killing something
>>24962479
it'd help, you can't get a security job without it nowadays
looking at some jobs right now though, so many of them need 1 years experience and a driving license, it's fucked
>>24962504
are you just gonna say random shit hoping that it is insulting to me?
do you think the only people who know what projection is are psychology students?
you are not very smart are you mate shaking my head to be honest
Hey Azusa waifu anon,
We got you're waifu.
Pay up or we'll do lewd things to her.
>>24962528
just wish u would have told me some albums u like instead of 3 genres. im upset about that.
>>24962249
Queen is Dead > Smiths > Strangeways > Meat is Murder
as for compilations:
Louder than Bombs > Hatful of Hollow > the rest
although the Smiths are more of a singles band
I could never get into Morrissey's solo stuff besides his early work
Fucking hell lads.
Cannot get my head around how attractive the girls are here in Russia.
Trust me, a few days in St Petersburg and you will never again regard a British girl with even a hint of admiration.
Seriously considering learning Russian and moving here. There are so many beauts it seems impossible not to get a qt gf.
>>24962516
First solo album was excellent I'd agree completely if that were all he released but the rest were weak.
anyone up for some TF2?
>>24962581
Russia has its fair amount of darkies from the Central Asian ex-soviet countries.
but yeah, they're really qt
>>24962452
>>24962480
>>24962475
>>24962471
>implying he kicked it in the ribs on purpose
retards who never had a dog detected. or faggots.
if you play with your dog very fast and run around and shit and it suddenly jumps infront of you while you sprint you will end up kicking it cuz u cant react dat fast nigger. happened to me. kicked the dog in the ribs and felled over it, almost broke my fken hand. the dog also limped for a bit but now its fine again =)
>>24962581
have you been to italy? the women there put our baying hyenas to shame
>>24962624
post ur steam lad???
>>24962541
But Anon, Azusa is right here with me
(me on the left)
>tfw no job
>>24962624
Dropped that shit when they introduced lasers.
Up fro Britfeel Destiny anons though
>>24962634
well you should have said you accidentally kicked him in the ribs, which is hard to believe. i think you're feeling guilty and backtracking
>>24962581
It's like that most places that aren't the UK. We have some seriously munted and disgusting birds compared to most of Europe.
>go to Scotland, specifically Aberdeen and Edinburgh for the first time
>expecting to see some qt redheads or just generally qt scottish girls
>tfw came back quite disappointed
Did I go to the wrong places?
>>24962649
Thats a good feel, you should cherish it
>>24962660
i wasnt the anon who said he kicked it retard.
>>24962650
there's more to tf2 than pubbing.
>tfw bored
Getting drunk to see if that helps
>>24962649
I was looking for a job and then I found a job, heaven knows I'm miserable now >>24962249
>haven't seen proper daylight in days
>barely have the energy to move
>find no enjoyment in vidya anymore
>another week of salaryslaving tomorrow
I wish winter would end.
yes i didn't intentionally kick my fucking dog you mongs.
What's up you limey, tea drinking, limp wristed faggots?
Remember how you got rekt by a bunch of farmers?
>>24962702
it was more the poor optimisation of the devteam, declining art direction and got fed up with chasing drops (ironically).
anyone wanna play csgo? looking to get global after not playing for 2 month. post ur steam and rank if ur not a bitch.
>>24962708
>tfw we've not even reached the shortest day of the year yet
>>24962725
I remember when we defeated Napoleon.
>>24962708
>tfw you get 1 hour of yard time a day to experience daylight
>>24962629
Not seen many
You'd see more niggers in Manchester
>>24962636
From my experience of Italian girls (mainly exchange students at school), they have nothing whatsoever on their Russian counterparts.
It's difficult to emphasise mate...I never knew such abundance of qts was possible.
>>24962671
I've grown up in Edinburgh which is full to the gunnels with foreign birds but nothing comes close to this. It's truly something else.
leaking copious amounts of precum from my prick lads
>>24962725
>Remember how you got rekt by a bunch of farmers?
I didn't think we took part in Vietnam
>>24962695
>>24962718
>exactly a minute between replies
>same poor grammar
You kicked your dog thinking you were being an edgelord and we'd all tell you you're so cool then when you realised you were just a cunt you tried to backtrack. I bet you don't even have a dog and the whole thing is a lie.
Seek mental help desu
>>24962765
>thinking dogs feel pain
Cried a bit tbqh lads.
https://imgur.com/gallery/l7hd4
>>24960572
>last few hours of peace and relaxation, how you going to spend it?
>>24962738
No mate I just finished playing and go so frustrated with shitty teamates who DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK DEFUSE THE FUCKING BOMB that I am giving it a break until I calm down.
>>24962760
BTFO tbqhwyf
post your favourite love song l a d s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM
>>24962581
I sort of felt this when I spent a while in Asia, though I wouldn't say the girls were really pretty everyone put a lot of effort into how they looked.
Every guy and girl was wearing designer clothes and top of the line stuff. I looked a bit of a twat walking around in my shirt and jeans from Primark.
>>24962780
what rank are u lad. if ur some shitty rank ill carry u
>>24962765
>tfw I think about that anon who doesn't understand how lucky he is to have a wan wan
>>24962765
shut up you potato head
>>24962787
Very good taste
>>24962770
Dogs are people too
>>24962801
>shopping it to try to prove you're not a weirdo
You're really taking this too far mate
>>24962705
>>24962689
I would be so much happier if I had a job and something to do with all my free time
>cute girl I always hang out with now goes by the name Haruka because she wants to be jap
Not sure how to feel lads
>>24962787
>love
nice meme lad
>>24962780
jjust wanna help u bro
>>24962581
>cross-posting on /int/
GET OUT NORMIE
>>24962836
Jobs don't help you with free time. You're in drone mode 40 hours a week, get 3 hours a day to yourself and too anxious to do anything fun because you're worried about wasting them and rest of time you're sleeping or at least trying too.
Wageslaving is hell mate. Avoid it for your life.
>>24962776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyiAT1RelU
>tfw finished witcher 3
What the hell do I do now? At least I got the good shit in the ending.
>>24962836
I agree, just projecting desu.
Spent all year chasing a job, as soon as I got one (over 6K a month too) something else when catastrophically wrong today.
Want to die teebeeh, if reincarnation was confirmed I'd do it right now.
>>24962921
What happened? If you are getting 6k a month jobs, you must be really qualified, should be easy getting something right?
Gotta drive 2 hours each way for some shitty work course tomorrow. Anyone know any decent excuses I could use to get out of it? I've already used the "dead relative" one within the last year so I could get a 4 day weekend.
>>24962921
You make 6x more than I do as your first job
fucking reeeee
>>24962868
not a wageslave before you accuse me
24x5 = 120 hours a week
7x5 = 35 hours sleeping (more than you need, you can get by with 6)
8x5 = 40 hours working
that's 45 or 50 hours to do whatever you want, that's more time than you work, and that's not even taking into account the time off you get for lunch
what the fuck are you talking about
>3 hours a day to yourself
>>24962962
After slaving you need 8 hours sleep, then there's getting up and whatnot in the morning, travel which depending can take up an hour or so a day, then any overtime or finishing late or whatever. It's not that simple.
>>24962787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePHLTg9nsR0
>>24962997
yeah I see your point, but a lot of people simply waste their time by just watching the teevee and then complain they don't have any
they do, they just don't spend it well
>>24962644
>Azusa hanging out in a completely platonic way with her senpai
>>24962962
So in my 1 hour of lunch at my workplace I can "do whatever you want"?
And the time I am traveling to an from work (an hour each way) too?
Or the morning I have to shower and get ready? I can whatever I want then too?
Your autism math is retarded getting small chunks in the evening is awful for doing anything not only do have chores, cooking, eating etc to get through which eat your time, there just isn't very long to do anything except try to relax a little before bed
>>24962954
its not my first job mate, I'm very experienced (arts degree btw)
>>24962929
Don't want to go into it here but it's relationship shit mate. This year was the worst year of my entire life, fired from a job for fucking stupid reasons then struggling to get another, as soon as I do it all fall to shit.
Thus the Smiths songs.
Justin bieber album is pretty good tbqh familia.
>>24962962
>5 hours a night sleep
lol no
wageslaves have the weekend to look forward to and that's it
I do what I want every day
>>24962921
>if reincarnation was confirmed
all religious beliefs require faith, except that one
every one of us can tell you a little about our past lives. we don't remember everything, but the data is there. each time i'm reborn it's like a new OS is installed, and some of the old software isn't accessible because it's not formatted correctly, but it's still on the drive and from time to time it gets translated over.
I want to bully lefty degenerates!
>>24963062
if it bothers you that much can't you get a part-time job?
you have the weekend too mate, it's not like there's only 5 days
all I'm saying is you have time to do something like exercise
>but on Sunday I'm just dreading work! that makes me not do anything!
don't
>>24963087
6 is all you need, anything more is actually overkill afaik
simple shit like wasting time in the shower is another reason people have 'no time', they dawdle
>>24963104
I want to hug other kurisu waifu fags because of their good taste.
happy to see you in britfeels
>>24963118
6 hours isn't enough. I can easily cover 8, 12 if I don't get woken up.
Wageslaves must be living a waking nightmare.
>>24963138
thankz m9
>>24963138
Mayuri > Kurisu
>>24963118
>if it bothers you that much can't you get a part-time job?
Part time won't pay enough, or only go to women and you can't just fucking pick to take a part time one.
>all I'm saying is you have time to do something like exercise
yes time to do another shit thing I don't really wnat to do
6 might be all you need if you are just going to be shit posting all day
So the neet is saying that people dawdle, perhaps you could just accept you have no idea what you are talking about.
i work 32.5 hours a week, not a horrific amount imo
lads idk what to get me mam for christmas, don't rly wanna spend more than a fiver 2bh. whats anyone else got their mam
>>24962444
Almost a whole year now. I wasn't exactly Slurms McKenzie before that.
>>24963171
whatever mate, just keep complaining about how you have no time to do anything whilst shitting up the britfeel
I see wageslaves do nothing but watch tv and youtube all the fucking time
they're just as lazy as NEETS and I would know, as if working retail or sitting in an office is that fucking taxing
>>24963194
Some Pandora charm she wanted, then she said she didn't want it, I told her tough and to take the money out of my account.
>>24963167
Mate i love kurisu but Ruka>Kurisu>Mayuri
>>24963215
pandora charms are such a lower 'I wanna be middle class' thing, just like superdry and northface
>>24960693
>>24960618
>>24963104
>>24963167
>2D waifu
truly pleb, utter plebs
>>24963240
>female waifus
Embarrassment tier.
>>24963240
Reevaluate your life choices anon.
>>24963232
I don't care, she likes it not me.
>>24963215
nah senpai its for my mam not a 14 yo girl
lebkuchen desu lads
>>24963240
That woman is currently AS WE SPEAK having her cunt pounded repeatedly by Chad McNormington
How do you feel about this fact
>>24963240
>he likes gooks and/or chinks
shameful, truly
list off all these channels you like Anon
>>24963211
>as if working retail or sitting in an office is that fucking taxing
Chatting shit about things you don't know anything about
>>24963240
We're all waifufags anon, why can't we get on?
>>24962962
>>24962962
This is retarded
You do realise 40 hours is the paid hours?
So you get up at 7am spend an hour getting ready an hour commuting in, one hour you have off for your lunch break sat in the office eating, then an hour to commute home. So you get home at 6pm then you have 4 hours before you need to get to bed to be well rested for the next day. In that time you need to have din dins and do house hold chores ready for the next day.
At the very most in a working week you have 24 hours to yourself and that is being very generous.
>>24963313
Jontron is a good lad desu
>>24963320
typing on a computer is difficult stuff, I'm doing it right now and sweating buckets, I don't even need to exercise my arms, phew
>>24963363
so you can't do stuff in 24 hours? are you a slug
who else watching that Rent A Cop on iPlayer.
Do you reckon he's shagging that sinewy slag? I mean she runs his baths and makes him dinner.
>>24963420
the guy's a fantasist
can't believe he actually has a company and gets by, fucking crazy
probably got bullied a lot by the looks of it
>giving that girl a free boob job
why
>>24963387
>so you can't do stuff in 24 hours? are you a slug
Was being generous mate
You have to do your dinner, lunch for next day, clothes, dishes, shopping. After all that you get what, one hour to enjoy yourself?
Just because mummy does everything for you while you sit around shit posting every day doesn't mean it is like that for everyone.
I am NEET now and I've sworn I will never go back to full time wageslaving. It is not a life.
been having mad grumbly farts last few days, always doing it on my finger then smelling it. love when my ass actually gapes for a fart. feel so much better after
>>24963545
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>24963657
>Return of the 'ass' autist
Mate we've already been through this, different places in England say either ass or arse. Ireland is the only country that exclusively says arse.
>studies have shown that literal autists are able to go faster than normies
feels good to be autistic lads
>tfw the tragedy of respectale existence
Is the human race essentially enslaved?
And those of us who choose not to participate shamed and ridiculed due to the extremely effective propaganda making everyone want expensive stuff.
>>24963313
>h3h3
>jontron
>bad
shaker aamer seems like a top bloke
>>24963688
yeah, definitely not american. typing arse feels weird. i pronounce it arse when i say it in real life.
>>24963762
>all jihadis need to get the hell out of Britain>you should go to Syria and kill people there instead lol
>>24963363
>an hour getting ready
the fuck, i need 20 minutes. brush my teeth, wash my face, make my hair and that's it.
>an hour commuting
seriously i got 55km to work and need 40 minutes.
>4 hours to go to bed
>implying everyone needs 9 fucking hours of sleep
6 hours is enough, hell i often only get 4 hours of sleep. i know this isn't healthy, but 6 hours is alright. so if ur a real normie then you have 3 additional hours of doin shit.
>>24963749
h3h3 is terrible
PRANK GONE SEXUAL LOL
coughs a few times then makes a noise and a face
"Just a prank" (said ~ironically~) LOL !!
it's not funny, just lazy and uninspired 'reaction' videos
jontron I don't have a problem with
who /lives10minutewalkfromwork/ here?
any job is tolerable as long as you don't need to commute
>>24960572
The McDonalds girl sticking out of the manhole is cute.
>>24963796
>if ur a real normie then you have 3 additional hours of doin shit.
this mah nigga. if you aint a normie, everything here you not cool with that.
>>24960647
>Masturbating to fat girls
my man
>eating my own ejaculate
not my man
Might watch American Psycho desu lads.
>>24963820
I ride my scooter to work it takes 15 minutes but it is uphill coming home so takes about 30 on the way back.
>only 10 cans left
Time to get involved
Anyone else having a Sunday night sesh?
>>24963801
>being this butthurt
It's funny guy.
>>24963937
Yeah got heart burn a bit so it's tough going but I'm powering through.
>>24963941
maybe ur right
u like pewdpie 2? he's my favorite, and I like the big bang theory as well, it's a bit like h3h3 but I guess without the laugh track
sheldon reminds me of ethan so, it's all gravy
>>24963952
Just make sure you don't get the hiccups mate that will kill you.
>>24963711
are you actually autistic in real life?
>>24963952
lol faggot, i got irregular heartbeat and keep going. get on my level pussynigga.
>>24963978
yes, aint no meme
i spend my freetime listening to niggermusic going hard. cringiest most autistic shit you can imagine. imagine some cringey white autistic looking autistic being kid going hard to niggermusic, real niggashit
>>24961761
do it, you won't regret it. I lost my virginity to an escort and if I hadn't, I wouldn't have had the confidence to pull my long term girlfriend,
>>24963993
>having shitty heart genetics
>calling other people pussies
ISHYGDDT
>>24964021
I mean legit diagnosed autism, not some 'i listen to nigger music'. On the spectrum.
>>24961876
right here big boy
>>24964070
Does she know you lost your virginity to an escort?
I'm seriously considering seeing a dominatrix soon. I've found one I really like the look of but I end up just wanking off to her site then losing the will to go see her.
Also I've never done it before so I am a bit nervous.
>tfw friends only want to watch new star wars in 3d
Tempted to just not go. I'm so hyped for the film and I don't want to watch it in shitty gimmicky 3d.
What do?
>>24964104
>pretending to be female
>>24964073
what has the one to do with the other? You're a pussy because you want to stop because of something that is merely uncomfortable. i keep going even though i got a condition that is not only uncomfortable but FUCKING DEADLY
i am easily the hardest cunt ITT.
>>24964107
>Does she know you lost your virginity to an escort?
not him but never tell your gf you lost your virginity to an escort. no matter how close you get, just don't tell her that. it is always a bad idea.
>>24964103
>yes, aint no meme
>>24962195
devon here ya mong
>>24964132
I almost got tickets for the 3D one by accident. That was a bloody close one let me tell you.
Fix your friends.
Is there anything more comfy than watching Star Trek snuggled upw ith your girlfriend drinking a hot cocoa drink that she made you?
How are you spending your evening?
>>24960678
I remember when you got more than 2 chicken nugs worth of those delicious little fuckers
>friends here, sex there
holy shit this thread is like 90% normies. why the fuck are there relatively way more normies in britfeel than in r9k overall?
>>24964174
Go be a normie somewhere else
ree
>>24964164
Post proof. Do you have a doctors note or something?
>>24964174
Played some cs and now it's time for some chill. Off to Harry Potter world with the senpai tomorrow.
>>24964195
Majority of them are trolls, they're just doing it to further the normie-robot divide.
>>24964195
I guess it's because brits are such great people?
>>24964173
Yeah fuck it, I'm just not going to go then. I always cave and watch the 3d as my friends are plebs but not this time, not for the new star wars. It'll be a bitch waiting for the dvd/blue-ray bit I'm not going to watch it in 3d, no way.
Broke up with my gf earlier today.
All I wanna do is put the nearest class A substance in my mouth and forget about the whole thing really.
>>24964221
what rank are ya lad
>>24964251
is always sunny worth the watch?
>>24964174
Being snuggled up with your bf watching him play video games.
>>24964254
MG2... Not great but me and the squad have hit a real slump recently. Not sure how to get out.
>>24964251
serves you right fucking normie go off yourself
>>24964263
Yeah definitely. It's a bit self aware now though. Probably gone on a bit too long.
>>24964263
For sure, my favourite comedy show ever.
>>24961701
Thinking of going to Laos, Cambodia or Burma. Cheap drugs, cheap cost of living and you can get paid western wages if you work for western company's or the higher end SEA ones.
>>24964263
Always sunny is one of the best US shows ever
>>24964251
came so close to this shit too today mate, how long were you together
>>24964144
I'm not him but if your genes are so shit you can't even make your heart beat properly you are a shit tier human being and should probably be euthanised before your lineage can further contaminate the gene pool.
>>24964354
Nearly two years.
I don't really know why I'm so upset cause I'm the one who initiated it. Guess I'm just scared I made the wrong choice and I just need some time.
>>24964376
>tryna test my gangsta
neger please
>>24964195
britfeel is a good thread because we're a bit more balanced on this side of the ocean. That's why we need it. Most people here related to the depression, loneliness and general robot feels but there is still room for not being a complete autist sat in your basement fantasising about a threesome with Elliot Rodgers and Stacey's corpse.
Thinking about building a gullotine in the garage while my Mum's out at work and Dad's working away. Do you think it'd be really hard? I just need some strong wood and weights to put above the blade thing.
>>24964288
post your steam ill carry you if you want
>>24964430
It also not a place for shitting it up with facebook style garbage about normie problems
>>24964397
>>/r/relationships
fuck off
>>24964397
>waaaa i dumped my gf waaaa
Poor you
>>24964251
How long were you together?
I want to break up with my gf but she is my first and been together forever. Our families are friends and everything. I really have no idea how one goes about it.
She's changed so much though.
When we first got together she was a quiet, qt, alternative type girl who listened to cool music and dressed kinda skatery/grungey sorta thing and was happy to stay home playing vidya and cuddling and eating pizza and didn't care about anything else.
Now she is full on Stacey, has to dress fashionable and makes me do it as well and gets mad at me if I don't. Yells at me for playing video games. Yells at me for eating pizza because I need to get abs. Only listens to top 40 pop music shit. Wants to go out and be popular and cool and stuff. Completely different person. Really sucks because I thought girl's like she was before didn't exist before I met her, turns out maybe they didn't.
>>24964311
better than trailer park boys? dunno about that one matey
>>24964397
call her up and ask for her back
but record the conversation, play it up a little, would be pure class and top lulz
>>24964298
>>24964471
If it makes you feel better she was my first gf and I lowered my standards for her.
>>24964460
People don't do this though. Only people who shit it up are the autists who get mad we're not wanking to Elliot Rodgers rather than having conversations of their own if they are not interested in the current subject matter being discussed.
You sound like you don't come here much and are just trying hard to 'fit in'
Which is ironic because there is nothing more normie than trying too hard to fit in.
>>24964531
what would help is if you stop posting here normie
>>24964430
>hur dur autists are le edgy memes
being an autist and having several other mental illnesses is living hell you fucking ignorant piece of normie shit. i have no thoughts like that and dont harm people to be edgy or glorify gore just to be edgy. i hope you get fucking shot.
>>24964535
>People don't do this though
>>24964501
>>24964397
>>24964251
>>24964247
I can't be bothered to look any further back for more normie blog posts.
>>24964517
I watched the first 5 mins of the first ep of Trailer Park Boys and spat out my drink with laughter. I could be wrong.
>>24964501
Nearly 2 years. Yeah she was my first and she changed a lot too. My advice is to just do it, don't continue to suffer. It feels weird to have no one to talk to but I had no one to talk to before her anyway.
>>24964531
if she was your first gf u didnt have standards before her you fucking idiot. wah wah i broke up with my first gf ever :( im so alone care about my issues please 4chan!!
>>24964531
>>24964501
Sad anons, accept these humble offerings I have gathered from the cesspit of cvckery that is r/relationships so you can feel better about yourselves.
>>24964535
where the fuck did you get that skewed view from that autists are fucking edgelords? the people who "wank to elliot rodger" are failed normies at best. people with real mental illnesses are busy with other shit than this. you fucking ignorant piece of shit.
>>24964621
>They have been as far as french kissing but he stopped it because he's also married and cares about his wife
A single joyful tear rolls down my cheek.
Poleaboo has a rather common feel to share today
His youngest sisters birthday was a few days ago and today they were taken to a restaurant by his other siblings and cousins. They're similar ages, lived around each other, share values so get on well.
Poleaboo didn't fancy going out to eat but his mum forced him to.
They wants to "Lahore's" on Manchester's curry mile. Poleaboo commented often about paki food not being worth this much hassle. On leaving the car he made many more comments about the volume of pakis he was seeing, the area being a ghetto and being worried about being stabbed.
His party repeatedly told him to shut up and that if he kept talking that way he would be stabbed.
Passed Manchester uni, that was depressing
Saw a few qts,, fueled anger
The actual restaurant was packed, very popular, don't understand why, had to wait 20 mins for a table.
Think most of Poleaboos dialogue centred around him hating pakis
His conversation skills are still awful despite being comfortable around these people. He can only start conversations, not contribute or carry.
Racially diverse customers
All the chinks looked exactly like Chinks poleaboo encountered in Aberdeen (Chinese Chad, manager from McDonald's, fat guy and a lecturer)
What killed him and ruined his night was the waitress
White
Firstly angered him, how can a paki establishment hire a white person when they wouldn't offer the same kindness and while brothers like poleaboo are suffering
She was very slim, before she even spoke to take their order he assumed she was Polish, he was right
Wore a frown, total bitch face when she wasn't directly interacting with customers but put on the most heart stopping smile (despite poor dental hygiene) when taking orders
So just like all Polish whores then
Dinner was 12 quid each
Terrible value, 3 Rajas Pizzas for the same price
Poleaboo wants to start a Polish restaurant again but now so he'd have access to a harem of Polish qts, end up like in Sopranos probably
>>24964681
Wow that's a huge wall of poleaboo
>>24964717
Haven't blogposted in a while
The Polish waitress hit hard
>>24964551
I only post here rarely anyway, I just felt like talking to someone else.
>>24964596
>people who have never been in a relationship before cannot have standards.
>>24964621
>>24964680
This has to be an American thing right?
>>24964527
Would guarantee you she'd take me back as well.
>>24964680
Finally, because I don't want to spam, there's this.
Always remember /britfeel/, we may be NEETs, betas and autists, but we will never be as pathetic as this guy.
>>24960572
I am recovering from a mostly shitty weekend.
I was anticipating fairly shitty before it began but things turned out worse.
>Brother fucking up plans
>Mum pissed
>Annoying kids for hours on end
Highlights were my meal out on Saturday night with friends and watching some tasty jailbait in a talent show tonight.
>MOTD2
wew
>>24964762
Jesus the people on reddit are fucking pathetic.
>>24960864
My mum asked for the new Adele album.
>>24964621
>being that keked
No wonder she wants to leave him. That is the mot beta thing I've read in my life.
>>24964621
>>24964680
>>24964762
Oh boy, I haven't keked this much in a while~
Thanks for that anon
What would you even call these people? Failed betas?
>>24964448
What rank are you then?
Steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/bobfatmanthegod/
>>24964681
>he made many more comments about the volume of pakis he was seeing
but you are a paki. you even look like a paki, you aren't even light skinned. wtf? i don't get it desu
>>24964877
it's the women that are the problem
>>24964681
>how can a paki establishment hire a white person when they wouldn't offer the same kindness and while brothers like poleaboo are suffering
GO ASK FOR JOB AT A PAKI SHOPS. YOU WILL GET ONE. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?
>>24964877
A lot of the time they're the definition of betabux.
There's at least 3/4 such stories a day on r/relationships - shit's a goldmine if you're having a rough day and need someone else's hilarious suffering to pick you up.
>>24964906
/r9k/ exists as testimony to the complete opposite conclusion.
>>24964895
Poleaboo doesn't get it either.
The media, his environment and the places he posts have fucked him up
>>24964929
No they won't. They'll hire a family member or white person.
>>24964877
why is tildeanon suddenly being so mean ;_;
>>24964969
>No they won't. They'll hire a family member or white person.
Try you retard.
>>24964954
What the fuck?
I'm not an aggressive person but if that happened to me I'd eject the bitch's belongings right out of the window. The bitch too if she ignored me screaming at her to fuck off immediately from my life.
I don't even care if her ex tried to stab me or some shit. Because I'd make sure that fucker gets sent back to where he came from.
>>24964680
>>24964877
the dude actually made it, his wife is wageslaving for him and he chills at home.
>>24965015
>95% chance of being hurt
Why do that to yourself?
>>24965065
>believing stories on plebbit
Are you 13?
>>24965075
i got a job at a paki shop a few years back for being brown lad, just try. I wasn't a family member.
could really go for some prawn cocktail pringles
>tfw I tried to change but I changed my mind
>>24964680
>Do I stand up for myself?
>>24964107
yeah I told her and she's fine with it, she knows me inside out
>>24964107
Poleaboo knows this feel
He was able to get a free session when he was 18 through alt
>>24960572
>how are you going to spend it
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12048189/What-time-and-where-in-the-UK-can-I-watch-Geminids-meteor-shower-2015-tonight.html
>>24964621
Pretty beta. My money is on her fucking Chad and not having the balls to break it off.
>>24965142
>brown
You want to meet up to organise what the media will dub a "terror attack"?
Y O R K S H I R E
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>>24964954
Thanks anon, it could cheer me up on a bad day!
>>24964977
I think I am a nice person but like almost everyone on R9K I have been quite jaded over years of rejection and bullying from normies~
I find it a lot easier to be kind to robots since I understand them a lot more and I would like to see them achieve the happiness that they deserve.
I know it isn't nice to generalise normies but it's very difficult to get out of this way of thinking. I feel really guilty for laughing now anon!
>Glucose levels went through the fucking roof in a short time even though my last meal was 4 hours ago
Jesus Christ lads, how the fuck am I supposed to fucking bulk this way
Why the fuck can't I be a fucking type 2 fatass
>>24965216
Foggy as fuck here.
>>24963796
>km
get out eurotrash
>>24965238
don't want anything to do with you
Five maps, holy shit. Best grand final ever. Edward's kind of cute.
I still want Sean to plough me, though.
>half 11 starting to get drunk
Feeling good man. Anyone else drinking an on for a late one?
>>24965599
It's easy to keep pakis down when we tear each other down
should i get a maintenance loan even though i live at home? wouldnt mind a pc desu
>>24965642
Nah.I know my dad is in the next room though.By himself.And my mum is downstairs.By herself.
think I'm developing a nut allergy
just ate a walnut and I can't stop sneezing
>>24965664
but you hate pakis so you hate me. why would I want anything to do with you?
>>24965754
you can only avoid him by not posting here
which would be best for all of us
>>24965701
What's the point mate?
>>24965754
I like people who sympathise with me a see the world with the same eyes
>>24965897
sorry mate, i'm brown but don't sympathise with you. you only have yourself to blame. have fun playing video games or whatever it is you do with your worthless life now
>>24964681
>STILL carrying on with the "typing in the third person" gimmick
Everyone knows it's you. There is absolutely zero reason to continue doing it.
Also it's clear that even since you got fucked big time back in September you haven't changed one bit: still blaming everyone else but yourself for your own problems.
You remain a complete embarrassment.
>post yfw pakiboo got rejected by another shitskin
>>24965940
>worthless
I swear to God, I'm going to have my own wikipedia page
>>24965993
Don't think wikipedia want a page for highest piss jug collections mate.
>>24965991
Original reply, do not steal.
>>24965976
>still blaming everyone else but yourself for your own problems.
Like all robots
Besides, it was never fair to both arrest and suspend him. He was one month off graduating
>>24966076
>Like all robots
Speak for yourself. A lot of people here know when they are in the wrong.
Up at 5 to get a chopper to my oilrig for a week of wagekekery
Hold me lads.
>>24966013
haha, yeah, that's right, poleaboo is just a weak, harmless, idiot, keep your guard down, detective
>>24966113
Keep daydreaming like an edgy teenager.
>>24962677
In Edinburgh, yes. There are QT3.14's in Eds.
In Aberdeen, no. They're all short, fat, and disgusting here. The only good women in Aberdeen are the foreign women.
>>24965976
he showed regret for his actions though and apologised. everyone here should be able to relate somewhat to poleaboo in terms of loneliness and depression. while his actions were wrong it's not completely misunderstand-able so long as you're a fellow robot.
>>24964881
supreme. added u bro
>>24966149
Poleaboo can confirm the Polish talent in Aberdeen is respectable
They usually stick to their own though
>7 minutes until my birthday
>>24966160
True, but he doesn't know when to move on. Let go already, it's happened and you can't change that.
Saw a tranny working at the doctors the other day lads, felt kind of sorry for him.
He had "Mr" on his name badge, but clearly wanted to be a bird - had nail varnish on, long hair, face make up, women's jeans and shirt.
The irony was I was there to see a mental health specialist. At least this receptionist wouldn't have to go far when he decided to get help.
>>24966202
Letting go, accepting you got fucked and moving on is the way of the c.uck
Don't get over it
Get even
>>24966250
Whatever you say you fucking moron.
>>24966187
The Polish ones aren't worth going for, too stuck up, standards too high, not easy.
Other Eastern Euros are more friendly and open though, and seem to be disgusted only by Scottish women, not all Scottish men.
>>24966209
You should ask her out for a coffee. :3
>>24966209
Might have just been one of them 'goth' kids.
>>24966076
>Like all robots
Complete nonsense.
>it was never fair to both arrest and suspend me
Installing a spyhole camera into a shower to film your roommates is more than fair reason to get arrested and suspended.
>I was one month off graduating
Judging from what you said about how the course was going, it would have been a completely invaluable degree.
>>24966160
>he showed regret for his actions though and apologised.
I don't think he's ever genuinely apologised for anything.
>while his actions were wrong it's not completely misunderstand-able so long as you're a fellow robot.
What he did was downright disgraceful and it somehow got worse even after he got kicked off his course.
>>24966202
>he doesn't know when to move on
And the sad thing is he never will until he takes responsibility for his own actions and stops blaming others.
>>24966196
Happy birthday mate, have a good one senpai
>>24966196
Happy birthday!
#nomute
>>24966315
Do they wear women's clothing? And would they be allowed to dress like that at work?
>>24966402
I wish I could dress like a woman at work they literally just wear t-shirts or whatever they want
>>24966196
Happy birthday, brother anon.
>>24966196
>I came out of my mother at exactly midnight
Fuck off. You're not allowed to celebrate your birthday until the right time.
>>24966375
>>24966398
>>24966429
Thank you anons
>>24966433
I don't know the time I was born
>>24966419
Women are terrible though.
>>24966433
Stop ruining the comfy hug box RRRRREEEEEEE
>>24966196
Happy Birthday anon!
Make sure to enjoy it and to treat yourself!
>>24962760
FUCKING REKT
fuck off cross the pond you twat
>>24966110
That job sounds cool as fuck.
>>24966511
maybe you should look up what life on a rig is about
and how dangerous it actually is
If I was a girl I'd marry a pilot. It's just such a badass thing to do for a living.
>>24963286
weird, those jaffa cakes have way too much chocolate on them
>Recently got excellent job at a new London start up that's paying well.
>Passed my Civil Service online tests
>Got put forward to my Army Officer Selection Board Briefing in just over a month.
>Getting very fit.
>Getting good at Maths and other nonsense.
>Taken up target shooting and HEMA as hobbies and excuses to fill home with guns and swords.
Just go out there and try, guys. You'd be amazed at what you can do if you just put yourself to it.
>Still no GF tho...
>And barely any time for anime...
>>24966552
Good money though isn't it?
What is your job on the rig?
>>24966511
>>24966552
It's not really cool, it's about 50% office work with 50% walking about, doing some lab tests, and telling people what to do.
It's not really dangerous though either, I mean more dangerous than being an office-slave but much much less than being a soldier or miner.
>>24966274
True
Went to a stripclub, it was the Romanian who approached me while the presumably Polish whores looked on in disgust on a slow Monday night
>>24966344
Most/many robots then are aware of how the deck is stacked against then
The spy camera shit isn't worth mentioning, it practically didn't happen, the Polish girl didn't complain about it to anyone
Would have gotten a 2:2 at worst
Absolutely felt remorse after his m8 told him the Polish girl was crying over the phone when she found out
The "crime" was tame as fuck, just childish, juvenile, nothing disgusting
Things spiralled because he was upset and no one offered a hand to help him up, instead they kept beating him down
>>24966587
Yeah, depending on how many days I work per year. This year it'll be about 120 days offshore (12 hour shifts), and about 36k.
I'm a Mud Engineer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_engineer)
>>24966579
What makes you think people haven't tried this and just didn't get the success you got because they aren't lucky/normies?
>>24966579
>tfw tapped as a South Wales wagekek
>pushed onto pleb work while the newer Chads at my place get all the good work
Must find new work
>>24966600
>no one offered a hand to help him up, instead they kept beating him down
I've seen feminists with lesser victim complexes than this guy.
>>24966482
Thanks tilde.
>>24966628
>I drill mud for a living
rather you than meme
>>24966196
Happy birthday brobot, got plans?
Shit lads 15 past 12 and I'm not drunk. Time to get blasted.
>>24966705
Work and then drinking alone, yay.
>>24966600
>Things spiralled because he was upset and no one offered a hand to help him up, instead they kept beating him down
The world doesn't owe you a thing.
>>24966704
Nah senpai, "mud" is just the industry nickname for drilling fluids, it's oily-watery shit with additives. We use the mud to drill the hole, we use the hole to suck the oil, we suck the oil to make the major buku.
Poleaboo is watching Robot Wars on Challenge
>>24966790
No but we are entitled to a level playing field
With Poleaboo it was as if everyone was against him
>>24966819
>Level playing field.
What are you, a Communist?
>>24966756
Seems admirable, I take the day off and get blasted all of it.
>27, still living at home
>Paying parents rent
>Work shit tier job with foreigners 4 on 4 off shifts
>12hr days and physical work
>Keep me average/slim build but it's soul destroying and braindead work
>Friend says he can get me new job
>Better hours, money and would actually use my skills
>Would have to move the other side of the country to Manchester but won't be until sometime in 2016
>Tell parents I intent to do it
>Mum spouts bs
>You couldn't manage it on your own
>Hes not really your friend (shes knows nothing about him and has never met him)
>Basically shits all over my idea to leave
>Parents have taken lots of holidays the last year
>Mum recently got a newish BMW
>I pay them 300 squid a month, sister lives at home also and pays the same if not more
I'm trying to be more of a normie and get back my Independence yet she shits on me every oppunity she can. Is my mum just a greedy cunt and using me just so she can have a better life with my money?
>>24966600
>Things spiralled because he was upset and no one offered a hand to help him up, instead they kept beating him down
How the fuck can you have the nerve to say this? Honestly: how?!
Loads of people (including myself) tried helping you out but you continually gave up because you couldn't be arsed to follow it through. The only thing you did follow through was the cowardly way of pill popping.
People tried suggesting seeing the university support team: you gave up after receiving an automated email because you thought they were ignoring you.
People suggested going to see the GP about getting cognitive behavioural therapy: you actually needed a step-by-step guide on how to arrange an appointment because you had no idea what you were doing and couldn't be bothered to do a simple web search on how to do it.
Obviously getting intercepted by the polis on the way to the GP is completely out of our hands, but the fact remains: until you get it into your thick head all of this self-torment was caused by you and nobody else, you will never be tolerated nor accepted by anyone.
>>24966819
>No but we are entitled to a level playing field
Here's an idea. Don't commit crimes then.
>>24966833
Are we not entitled to being mad when PTP is dangled in front of us while we're constantly reminded we can't have it and are kicked from behind until we just give up and die?
>>24966898
This. Or at least commit crimes like I do in the privacy of my home so no one can see it.
>>24966867
in short, yes
>>24966908
No, you're supposed to take it on the chin, grimace stoically and move on.
made a new thread just for us lads
>>24966933
>>24966933
>>24966933
>>24966867
Yes she is. Do it.
>>24966882
Well said senpai. It's amazing how deluded this guy fucking is. Even after he fucked up his own life with his OWN actions, he won't accept that.
>>24966882
Sorry
Poleaboo was genuinely grateful for the help and followed through with it as best as he was able,
When he made those comments he was thinking of how it started off, of the detective, uni and classmates who sought to ignore and punish him
>>24966882
I can tell you what he'll respond with: m-muh anxiety, muh depression.
>>24967001
>>24966997
>followed through with it as best as he was able
Close enough
>>24966908
ptp?
i'm lost.
>>24967024
prime teen pussy
girls aged 14 to 17, when women are at their peak physically
>>24966867
>tfw work 40 hours a week and my dad still tells me I need 'get a life and do something other than sit in my bedroom all day'
just gonna cry myself to sleep lads, peace out
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