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12 days till chrimbo edition
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First for shitty filter
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Life is a highway
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that feel when i look back at how much of a normie i was 3 years ago and remembering specific shit like how girls started to take pics with me when i became more attractive and feeling depressed as fuck that i became shut in straight after that

would have been so easy to become a full on normie and get with loads of girls and shit but i fucking decided to become neet and do nothing and now all i do is go to my part time job and never leave the house

i could easily do it again but im too scared to change
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3 days til home from uni
4 days til Star wars
10 days til 21st
12 days til xmas


we'll all be ok lads
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>tfw britfeel is slow on a saturday night
>normally it's still going strong at this time during the week

I-I guess the other anons had better things to do, r-right?

who else here /feelingbetrayed/?
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>>24942256
This place is full of normies, it's really no surprise.
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>>24942256
H-h-h-honestly fucking k-kill yourself

~
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Can poleaboo pass his driving theory test without having done any mock tests?
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>>24942256
Playing Yakuza 5.
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>>24942284
>tfw realising you're probably one of the biggest non-tripfag posters on britfeel
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what're you guys asking for for christmas
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>>24942414

Wii U games and a job.
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>>24942414
Boxers and socks and money so I can buy an olympic bar set for my home gym.
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If so, when are yous going to watch Star Wars. I might watch it a week after, cant be arsed avoiding spoilers and all
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lads lads lads

on my last tinny now. sad times
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>>24942414
World peace
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>>24942414
Can't really think of anything desu.

I wanted 21-year old whiskey for my 21st back in July, but never got it. My parents would just pass that off as a Christmas present instead of a belated birthday present at this point.

Might just ask for money.
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>>24942256
I'm here lad. Doing reading work for my dissertation. My god, is it boring.
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>>24942414
Money to buy booze and get pissed with.
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>>24942520
I'm not, it's been dead to me since the Phantom Menace, don't care if it's a reboot the concept no longer interests me
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>>24942520
19:30 on thursday, avoiding 4chan like the plague starting tuesday
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>>24942520
solo dies, luke is the yoda figure
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>>24942414
a girlfriend

not even joking
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>>24942520
Probably not until like the 22nd or 23rd when my friends get back from uni and we'll go see it together.

It'll be shit.
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>>24942545
What is a tinny, ginny?
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how..hows everyones piss jug doing tonight..
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>>24942414
I don't want anything but my normie family keep pestering me for answers~
I don't know what to say. I know it sounds ungrateful but I wish they wouldn't spend money on me. It makes me feel really ashamed.
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>>24942737
yup.. im going to be 21.. what age do you stop being asked what you want..
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>>24942737
God I wish I knew what you fucking looked like
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>>24942360

No.

originaloccomment
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>>24942779
https://twitter.com/tildeanon
follow for follow
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>>24942360
why does poleaboo need a car?
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>>24942360
Mate when I done mine I just done 5 mock tests right before I went in. If you pass those you will be fine.
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>>24941135
Didn't fuck it up, I won!
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>>24942826
How much bongs did you win then?
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>>24942826
How much did you win?
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Cheeky munchybox 2bh lads
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Got to go to uni tomorrow
sigh
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>>24942717
tin of lager
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>>24942891
Its a sunday mate
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>>24942891
yup mans got presentation tuesday and gotta get that #research in
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>>24942794
Wow, I'm sorry I always thought you were just annoying.
I didn't realize you were actually literally completely fucking retarded
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>>24942926
I don't break up till the 18th mate. Everyone who isn't on my course has already started their holidays.

Nice to see someone else still grinding too.
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>>24942951
I either break up tuesday/wednesday depending on when i get picked to present. Why my lecturers can't just do it in alphabetically I'll never know.

Just want to get the train home and see my dog :(
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>>24942414
I'm buying a house so I want house stuff.
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>>24942891
Got to study for two exams next week~

How long do you lads get off for xmas?
>tfw only two weeks
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>>24943008
WHEN IT COMES TO
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Someone's setting off fireworks at fucking quarter past one. Jesus Christ you cunts bonfire night was a month ago
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>>24943012
>nearly a month
Thank god. Need to work on my dissertation, and some other research papers too
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>>24943038
REport them teebeeh
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>he hasn't said goodnight
>don't to go to bed until he does
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bump for stormzy init
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>Hairline receding
>Mammoth widows peak

I'm evolving into the final stages of JUST. All I need now is alimony to pay.
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Storms just quietened down here
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i should really lose some weight
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>>24943406
finasteride+minoxidil will halt that.

Might kill your dick though.
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>>24943043
>tw im going home on the 23rd from uni and coming back aagain boxing day cos work
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>in school
>popular chavy kid with asthma destroys my social circle, practically starting my road to robothood
>fastforward to highschool
>he's become a total fucking pothead
>banging stacys at fucking 16
>takes the piss out of me for being a loser etc.
>fastforward to college
>wonder where he is, cos he sure as hell ain't on campus
>see on facebook that he died of an asthma attack after hitting a bowl

still a virgin and a college dropout but feeling superior to that fucking waste of space.
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>>24942981
>tfw won't be giving my cat a head pat till who knows when

Post your pets lads.
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>>24942545
WTF is with those thumbs?
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>>24943544
>college dropout

the feel is known tbqh imo atm lad
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>>24942891

>Be me
>Working 13:30 to 22:00 this Saturday and Sunday

Just end it, family
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Who else /Film4/ here?

>>24942226

I have similar memories. Cute guys used to clamber over me, people would laugh at my jokes and invite me to parties. I came so close, but I let it all slip away. Now all I've got is the cursed bloody memories.
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>>24943721

LONDON?

original comment
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Went to doctor's today lads. Been referred to a psychiatrist, will get a letter/call soon. They know I've had child appointments years back about autism and spergy shit like that, but should I tell them about my violent fantasies? Edgemaster memes aside it does sound like something pretty important to bring up as I feel I'm losing touch with my emotions in a pretty big way the past few months.
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>>24943560
>>24943560
my happy little pooch with her favourite ball

and a nice latte
fuck i want to be home now
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>>24943764
Cute dog lad. What's her name?
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>>24943560
this was my cat dave

dave's been dead for years now
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>>24943560

Can't post a picture but she is called Cleo, and she is an old black cat, my first ever cat. Wouldn't trade her for anything. She bites me sometimes a little bit and she scratches but not properly.

Adore her tbqh lads.
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>>24943788
Annie
(originalcomenteotnoninoa)
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>>24943747

I would nary sullen my loins with a southerner's coupling.

But if you're ever passing through Cheshire I might spaff in your mouth.

>>24943793

I lost a cat last year. People say cat's are mean, but that's just not so. Especially if when you've known them since you were 11 ;_;
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Just jerked off to Paige Turnah. Wasn't even a satisfying wank either.
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>>24943892

The only time I go to Cheshire is to visit the retail park. Even then I only go in groups of 40 or more for protection from feral mancs.
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>>24944308

Why is she called Paige Turnah? Because when you see her in Playboy you turn the page 360 degrees and wank away.
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Interview on Monday and I've come down with some nasty throat infection.
Should I still go? It's not possible to reschedule as it's a half day assessment involving group activities.
It's very noticeable, I can't talk properly.
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>>24944635
Just go an apologise that your bitch ass can't speak.
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Lads I'm not even sure what to do right now. I'm falling in love with a married woman. This would be fine if that was the extent of it, I'm pretty good at just sucking it up and getting on with it. But she has feelings for me too. I spent the evening cuddled up with her. She left before we could do anything stupid. She's one of my best friends so what the fuck do I even do?
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>>24944696
>knowingly kucking yourself
>having low standards

you could kill yourself
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>>24944418
Turnah, because she's a hoe?
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>>24944720
>low standards
Hardly, she's way out of my league really. Suicide is an ever present option but not one I've gravitated towards for awhile. Big thanks for your assistance bro.
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>>24944696

I'm split really. Part of me thinks, just leave it alone, but another part says bollocks to her husband only you can make her truly happy.

Do what's in your heart*, Anon.

*Heart is not the same organ as your penis, fyi.
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>>24944757
>non-virgin
>married

she's used goods
you have no standards
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>>24944825
You spend too much time on /r9k/. I'm not a fucking kid anymore, I don't expect women in their mid-late twenties to be a virgin. I'm not, so what's it matter?
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>>24944696
If it weren't you it'd just be someone else. You need to warn the husband that his wife is a no good slut before she ruins his life.
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dead thread imqhotb
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>>24942095
>Walk into bathroom
>Dad has clogged toilet with diarrhoea and pissed all over the floor
I fled that bathroom in sheer disgust. Fucking degenerate.
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>>24945524
kek wtf lad.
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>>24945602
He does it maybe every 4 out of 10 times he's drunk. Disgusting desu
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>>24945395
who /bedposting/ here?
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>>24945798
Trying to not go to sleep desu, I need to catch a train tomorrow.
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>>24945524
im fucking howling

i wonder who you get it from
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>tfw woke up at 10pm
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>>24946028
Man you're making me miss the summer. Went to bed at 9am every day, woke up again at 10pm, played vidya. Repeated the cycle for two months.
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lads i desperately need a haircut but im too scared to go to the barbers what do?
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>>24946096
Yeah man, I did that during the summer too.
Was just way too fucking hot during the day.
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>>24945798
heeeeeeeere

tired but refuse to sleep
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>>24946117
just buy a home hair cutting kid man.
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>>24946117
B O W L C U T
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>>24946121
It sure was, but it wasn't as bad as last year I thought, which was a blessing. 2014 was the worst summer I've experienced since the heatwave in 2006. I just lay drenched in sweat for hours on end, desperate for relief. Felt like killing myself desu
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>>24942095
doin coke on ur own is shiiiiiiiit
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>>24946117
Shave it all off yourself. Impossible to screw up a simple shave. Don't end up like me. I put a haircut off for 13 months and ended up looking like an emo fag the whole year.
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>>24946117

get a wahl 100 series on ebay for a tenner.
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>>24946096
>>24946121
>tfw will never get a 'summer' again to play vidya all day since final year of uni

Don't have an image to express this feel correctly desu.
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>>24946175
Then don't do it on your own, you silly cunt
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Night night lads, hope you all get a good sleep. :3
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>>24946542
Night lad.

Didn't even notice it was 4. Not even half way through reading my uni work I was supposed to do today.
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Night lads.

Original comment.
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>>24946542
>>24946611
night pet
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Fuck lads. Still not done any work for a formative uni exam I have next week, literally been to one lecture all term. I know it's formative, but still my ego won't be able to take a bad mark.
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>>24946679

Read the text book, ask your lecturer for audio recordings, ask your friends (worth a punt) for notes.
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>>24946771
Got a set of notes, the lecturer types them all up. Just don't have any motivation to sit down and learn it, it's pretty conceptually hard course so it takes some concerted effort.
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>>24946842

What course?

original comment
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>>24946922
Relativistic Electrodynamics, as part of a Theoretical Physics module. It sounds harder then it is, I'm pretty sure I will be fine when it comes down to actually learning it in the summer.
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>forcing myself to stay up all night just so i can sleep through everyone being out of the house tomorrow
>i had 3 hours sleep yesterday

I'm going downhill
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>>24947014

A quick google and the field doesn't seem that difficult for someone who has worked up from the basic princ-

>harder then it is
>then it is
>then

Oh, you're fucked.
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>>24947411
heh u pwned him for that typo, good job dude #wrecked as the cool kids say ;p
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>>24947549

thx bruv u #melt
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>tfw eating ramen at 5am
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>>24947706
>tfw eating walkers crisps
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Meant to go to bed at 12 lads. Any point going now?
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>>24948223
Burn through the pain.
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;-/ desu
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>started to go bald
>shut in.jpg
>my hair has almost all came back now

it's funny how much this is changing my opinion of myself.
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Saving you from page 10 lads. wew
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>ded thread
>britfeel = normies confirmed
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>>24950353
im still up mate.
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>>24950490

Nearly bed time for me laddie.
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>It's Sunday
>since time immemorial this has been a day of rest, recovery, family and faith
>I'm hungover and waiting for my bus to work where an asian fellow has waned me that he's going to throw a cup of urine at me when next we meet

I've officially failed at life.
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>>24950895

>asian fellow
>unconventional method of urine storage
>using urine as a weapon of revenge

Are you fighting with poleaboo irl?
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>>24950895
what did you even do to get the piss thing
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Boys how bad would it be if I went to a sex shop a bought myself a pocket pussy for Christmas
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>>24952539

giving up/10
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>>24952539
It's a free country mate.
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>>24952539
not really

who gives a fuck?
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>>24953048
Cheers lad

And the other two above ^ . Cheers
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Who /hungoversunday/? I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
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>>24953157
Yep. Anyone know if wanking helps?
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Been up all night doing coke and playing FIFA with my pal, now he has to go do his shift at Iceland. Need to have a really good wank before the buzz wears off. x
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>>24953157
Here. Nearly puked on the train home too.
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This girl I like is driving me crazy lads, can't decide between rejection or living my life in a crippling non existent world
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>>24942826
gj winning playchip tourny lol
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Spending my Sunday doing Basic organic chemistry, hopefully finish mechanisms and then isomerism, then move on to Alkanes (Cracking, combustion & chlorination).

> I want to get an A in A level chemistry (AS+A2) and I started 2 weeks ago.

Apparently if I dedicate 40 hours or so a week I won't have any trouble so wish me luck lads.
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>>24953373
Did you finish yet anon? How was it?
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>>24953373

I've been told wanking on cocaine is a long drawn out affair of pumping your semi hard cock for hours on end to ultimately end up disappointed
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>>24953740
Not him but can confirm. Have to beat it furiously to cum.
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>>24953740
same as any upper ive found. for me its hard to even get a boner let alone cum. usually leave it for the depressing sitting in bed sweating at 8 am stinking of chemicals regretting everything moment. a truly unenjoyable experience.
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1 more week of work then 2 weeks off lads, i can make it
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>>24953157
On my beeriod at the moment, it's fucking disgusting. Just had a shower to clean my arse but I can feel another shit coming now.

Gonna have a really nice wank soon though. My family is on holiday so I might try spicing it up a little by fucking some fruit or something.
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Anyone else watching Sunday Politics? They're in the refugee camp in Calais and are telling us there are women and children but they're in a part of the camp they're not allowed to film in. That's the best they can do.
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>>24954054
Just drank half a litre of vodka.

I'm at work.

Might have a problem t b h faM
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>can't stop thinking about fucking my housemate
>don't want to make things awkward for the next 5 months
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>>24954074
Oh shit capitalization stops the faggot filters desu senpai
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>>24954048

Very nice.

I took mandy for the first time last week at a gig and it nearly melted my fucking face off, such an amazing chemical.
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>>24954060
Yep. More muh refugees shit.
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>>24954074
>drinking vodka unironically
Only drunken vodka once. Had half a litre at a New Year's party and it completely wiped my memory. My friends told me I just got up and went home at 10pm because I thought the party was over and I ended up sleeping in bed through the countdown. Had the most dirty hangover the next morning as well.

2/10 would not recommend unless Russian or mental though those are the same thing really
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Why was adultery decriminalised? Keks? Pussy-hungry feminist apologists?
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I did it robobros. I didn't let the fucking rain stop me today. I must have burned about 800 calories doing some aerobics,stretches, and 4 miles of long brisk walking.

Just need to do this twice a week, (on my days off from wageslaving), and squeeze in some 30 min exercise sessions before work a few days a week for a few months and hopefully i will eventually be fit enough to go jogging.
The dream is to learn to run long distances. You ever see a fat runner? No sir.

I don't care about muscles. I just don't want to be a fat shit anymore. Even if it means I'll have enough excess skin to glide like a fucking flying squirrel.
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If I order presents today will they come in time for christmas? I don't want to go outside but I'm not sure I trust these places.
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>>24954176
Good lad. I was fat enough at 17 that I was mistaken for a lesbian (yes really) but now I can run three miles in less than 25 minutes. Don't forget your diet as well.
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>>24954232
I'm munching on a satsuma right now and might have a few olives for lunch.
I have the diet mostly under control.
Hell I did keto for a few months before I went on holiday and started slacking, so I know I can handle a good regime. I like healthy food. I've just had bad history with exercise. (I was the fat kid everyone picked on. Put me off exercising completely because I didn't want to be anything like the sporty pricks that put everyone down. Dumb logic I know, but I'm not always a rational person. At this point in life the assholes are few and far between so I'm comfortable getting my feet wet now so to speak.)
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>>24954176
Good job man! :D
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>>24942095
Cameron's Britain:

https://youtu.be/_YS2dSa-Ud0
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>>24954224
Yeah lad next day delivery
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Good afternoon lads~

What are you up to today? I'm going to have a comfy Sunday desu~ Also new OPM episode out today.

>>24954176
Good lad~
Keep it up!
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>>24954385
I don't understand this, why not just not tell the shop assistant how much you love sucking cock when buying Christmas decorations?
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>>24954417
just gonna chill, maybe play some vidya and watch a film
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>>24954440
Because in modern society, gays and straights can buy drills together.
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It's minus 2 here, gonna wrap myself up in a blanket and play through dark souls again. Comfy.
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>>24954469
You could do that before
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>>24954469
In modern society, gays can drill straights and to the law say, "Bye!"
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>>24942095
>12 days till crimbo
Awwwwww ffssssssssssss
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What should I get my mum and/or dad for christmas lads? If all else fails I'll get a box of biccies or something, I mean they've said they don't want anything but fuck that I'm not some heartless crone
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Afternoon all, just had a nice lie in and now I'm getting ready for a performance. Pretty excited for chrimbo, hoping for some headphones. How are all of you lads?
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>>24954687
My mum is a QVC addict so I'm going to order her one of those teddies they do.
My dad has gotten right into instant coffee to get through the day so I'll get him a coffee machine.
Just think of their habits and work from there.
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>>24954705
>a performance
I'll bite. What's the performance, brother anon?
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>>24954743
Performing in a small windband concert, nothing special but its a relatively important event for the band. I play trumpet/euphonium if you were wondering.
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>>24954761
>white people
fuck sake
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>>24954811
>fuck sake
What's the problem dude?
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>>24954761
Good luck with it anon - I'm sure it'll go fine!

>>24954811
pic related
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>>24954846
Thanks brother-anon, it's a quick lunch then I'm off! Bye - have fun with whatever you do today!
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>>24954085
md is shit only new to drug lads use it in 2015. wait till u meet some cool people and start taking good party drugs
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>>24954929
>wait till u meet some cool people
How long will this take?
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gotta go to primark lads but im so tired
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>>24955126
need to get some new tights, you bender? Waheeyyy.
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What sort of Christmas presents am I supposed to buy, for under 20 quid each, for
>A dad who has little life outside of work, but likes camping and canoeing (although he doesn't have a canoe)
>An 11 year-old brother who spends every free minute playing games on his Xbox One
? Christmas presents are bullshit.
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>>24955239
Camping stove for dad or vouchers for Go Outdoors or something so he can get whatever he wants. You can get the boy vouchers too actually. Do they still have MS points on Xbox?
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>>24955239
>An 11 year-old brother who spends every free minute playing games on his Xbox One
That sure is a toughy. Just stop being a jew.
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>>24955142

>ladbanter
>dissing da 'mark
>waheyyyyyyyyyying your own joke

Normie detected.
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>>24955272
>I'm a Jew if I don't spend 40 quid on my brother while my student loan trickles away
Hi, John W. Thompson! Didn't know you browsed /r9k/!
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>>24955239

Get your dad a shitload of decent tent pegs. He'll appreciate it. You can't justify buying the good ones yourself but god damn are they comfy as fuck when you're pitching a tent. Which he does quite often. With your mom.

Get your brother a 20 squid xbox live gift card or ms points or whatever they have now.
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>>24955311
>student loan
Dumb goys at it again.
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please post more pictures of holly willerby
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>tfw considering going to an anime club to make friends

Is this a bad idea? I'll probably want to gas everyone there.
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>>24955239

Get your dad an outdoor guide book.

Get your brother any kind of book to get him off of the Xbox. I recommend The Thief of Always by Clive Barker. It's an entertaining, illustrated fable that deftly conveys how fleeting time is, and the importance of not wasting it.

Get everyone books. Some day, there will be no books.
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>>24955344
Have some OC I did last week.
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>>24955375
>Some day, there will be no books.

Books are for losers lmao the only book I need is facebook ;)
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>>24955375
>Get everyone books. Some day, there will be no books.
If only everyone was as passionate about them as you, guy on 4chan on a Sunday afternoon.
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>>24955377
>despoiling Holly's purity
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>I didn't even realize it was december
holy fuck
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>>24955323
Dumb lower-class plebs at it again.
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>>24955396

Well, I'm an Amerifag. Got up two hours ago, it's 8:30 in the morning here.

But I am a serious book hoarder. I truly believe that they'll go extinct.
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>>24955420
>lower-class
u wot m8? Uni is full to the bring of lower/working class people.
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So how's your typical Christmas day robots?

>go to bed at about 5am christmas day
>little brother comes in at 0730 shouting 'its christmas!'
>back to sleep
>get up around 0830
>coffee, redbull and aspirin
>give out presents when sister gets here
>receive presents and pretend I like them
>mum starts breakfast, massive fry up for everyone
>cram it down my gullet before going to my grans
>15 minutes of hugging when I get there
>"You should visit more often"
>"Do you have a job yet?"
>"When are you getting a girlfriend"
>Sit in silence as dad and aunt arrive
>Deny the usual offer of dinner
>Go home, eat better dinner
>Shitpost here for the rest of the day

I'm not very 'festive' any more.
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>>24955375
If they don't read them (which they wont) it's just depressing though
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>>24955443
>Binge of caffeine followed up by a fryup
I feel bloated just reading that lad.
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What are you guys doing today
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>>24955406
>Holly
>Pure by any stretch of the imagination
c.uck
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>>24955489

haha the ice cream looks like cum! jaja
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>>24955377

Umm... Bro... I think you have dick cancer.
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>>24955550
That's foreskin, Abdul.
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>>24955572

No you numpty, the swelling on the side.
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>>24955489
that eye placement difference, shes fucking deformed.
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>>24955599
>caring about the eyes when she has those tits
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jolly Holly
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>>24955353
You know it's a bad idea already.
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>>24955599
Poleaboo made a comment about not being able to wait for the day gays are hanged in England.
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>>24955650
same tits as any girl put on the cover of a magazine with appropriate lighting and photo shopping.
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>>24955443
>get up at like 10
>coffee with whisky in
>my mum insists I get dressed and wear a shirt
>shower and dress
>have a beer
>retreat upstairs probably shitpost
>grandma gets here
>have another drink and a mince pie
>opening disappointing presents (not like I wanted anything anyway)
>help out with the cooking
>eat dindins
>upstairs to shit post
>drink until evening
>watch doctor who
>have some yule log
>drink
>drink
>rant about the jews
Same every year
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>>24955353
For an avatar using tripfag? You'll fight right in.
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>>24955578
thats just a deformity because of all the fapping messing up the blood vessels
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>>24955674
u wot m8

don't you want to be a woman again?
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>>24955655
>you will never slap Holly's arse till it's red and then make her a nice cup of tea and have a cuddle
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>>24955749
>Doing it that high
Beta Phil BAKA
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>>24955749
>>24955655
>>24955489
>>24955377
She looks just like a regular stacy you see hitting the clubs on a friday night. I really don't get the obsession about her here.
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>>24955787
Her looks are only a fraction of Holly's ineffable beauty.
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>>24955787

Does she still do This Morning? The time that show's on might explain why she's the go to waifu for a lot of NEETs.
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>>24955787
This, we should be worshipping true Goddesses.
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dont remind me op
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>not having a qt norwegian gf
why bother living
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>not superior Swedish qt, complete with autism
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>>24955831
she's a munter
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>>24955922
PakIsOut.jpg
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>>24955938
i agree she is a munter
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>>24955915
why you gotta be like that man
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>>24955960
Like what? Saga is wife material
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>>24942487
use this link if you're wanting a olympic bar set. you can't find this page from the actual in-site browser, and i think it must be there by mistake considering it's identical to the set they sell for 385 pounds.

http://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/powerhouse-185kg-olympic-rubber-barbell-kit.php?utm_source=google&utm_medium=Product%2BSearch&utm_campaign=Google%2BProduct%2BSearch&gclid=CKXnh92B2ckCFcMSwwodiFsHjQ
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>>24956008
Norwegians are clearly the superior race though
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What you listening lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaF-mEkjKdc
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watching the film 'rescue dawn' a personal favourite of mine
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>>24955674
says the scat loving paki
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>>24955915
What when your mom is visiting and she wants to fuck while your mom is in the next room and there is no door?
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>>24956082
Mad faggot is booty blasted from his big black dildo
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>>24956084
Still would tbqh
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>>24956082
Doubt that's really pakiboo senpai. He doesn't start posting till the evening. Around 4-6pm.
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Just tried this for the first time

Pretty fucking good lads
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Just tried this for the first time

Pretty fucking good Iads
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>Oreo Milkshake
>Flake Milkshake
>Hershey's Milkshake
>Cookies & cream
>Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
>Bounty Milkshake
>Mars Bar Milkshake
>Snickers Milkshake
>M & M's Milkshake
>Toblerone Milkshake
>Yorkie Milkshake
>Reese's (Peanut) Milkshake
>Aero Milkshake
>Twix Milkshake
>Terry's Orange Milkshake
>Lion Bar Milkshake
>Kit Kat Milkshake
>Skittles Milkshake

Pick one lads. I'll get whichever one the first person wants me to get.
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>>24956272
Shit in a cup then drink it

Post results
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>>24956293
I second that motion
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>>24956293
>>24956303
Fuck you both, I'll pick myself then.
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>>24956272
Oreo mate
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>>24942545
How did you take this photo?
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>Wake up at 8, think fuck this
>roll over for what feels like 5 mins, it's now 11
>do the same thing again and now it's 2:30

Fucks sake lads I'm gonna be up all night. Got work at 6 tomorrow too.
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>>24956211
I'm really into green tea at the moment.
A bit of clippers mint or twinings lemon and honey do the job.
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>>24956272
>>Reese's (Peanut) Milkshake
nio
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