>Sister bursts in through your door
Hey bro, your pizza is here!
>what do
"That's not a pizza, it is clearly pizza rolls stuffed in a crust. GTFO."
>>24929809
casually bury my face in her breasts while taking the pizza
>>24929809
Accept the pizza. I'm fully dressed and playing a video game, not doing anything foul.
And that looks like a nasty pizza
>Awwww.. You don't like it? Let me make some of my delicious treats for you.
Where's the fucking box sis. What did you do with the box.
is that cut squarely? fucking stupid
>>24929809
TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT THE FUCK YOU DOIN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>24929809
why did you take it out of the box dumbass
>>24929809
>bursts in through your door
The hell she does, that shit is locked
>>24929809
having a hot sister would be hell, I had a semi hot milf sister live with me and it drove me insane, being a beta male and not getting any female attention really fucks with you
>>24929809
I probably wonder about how I recently acquired a sister after being an only child for 25 years on this Earth.
fuck her with my
antenna
I fuck her tits
>>24929809
Kill yourself OP
K I L L Y O U R S E L F OP
>people are actually attracted to this disgusting fat spick
degeneracy at its finest
>>24930019
Men are fucking losers
>>24930019
Having a hot sister and/or a hot mother must be hell. Maybe that's why chad is the way he is. If he's attractive, odds are he got it from his parents. So he mum is hot. That must breed a very strange relationship that shapes all his future interactions with other women.
>>24930982
That was uncalled for buddy
>>24929809
i ordere a large peperonni pizza, you roastie whore. Give me this pizza and fetch me a new one. And have them cut into triangles not squares.
>>24929809
FUCK YOU I DIDNT ORDER ANY PIZZA, YOU BITCH YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND YOU ARE TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME ARENT YOU? RHEEEEE
>>24931017
>triangles
>doesn't have his pizzas cut completely free-form
>>24929809
"CP means child porn u dumb bitch! I asked for child porn, not actual cheese pizza!"
>>24931055
>RHEEEEE
Nice accent anon.
Is it french?
>>24931077
>pizzas cut completely free-form
>he doesn't have his pizza cut in dinosaur shapes
top pleb
>>24931096
Fuck you you Paris shit. We kicked your ass in WWII and we're not afraid to do it again snail eater
>>24929966
Square cut pizza is great, it's like the only good think about Domino's thin crust.
>>24931171
why the hate?
may i remind you what year it currently is?
>>24930041
Probably had something to do with your mother sneaking into your room when you were 7. Remember how she went away and left you with your aunt and uncle in Belair for a good few years? That was to raise your sister to an age when she could swap both of you out. Now you are a complete and normal family since your sister/daughter is living with you and mother.
>>24929809
when did i get a sister, and why is she a cow
thats a fatgirl angle photo
>>24931349
You sure bud?
hello fug
wuld yu like
2 sukk
dis hooole
peeniss
fugg in fugg
*sdick beenis in her boooobsss*
heheh
sure ehowed her normeie
hueheuh
haha
memes
Is this the new tit queen?
>>24931423
T-thanks, love you sis
>tfw no imouto to get me stuff
That sounds like her.
She made us a chicken pot pie last night.
Absolute sweetheart, I'm gonna make little money holders in the shape of her waifus that'll stick out of her breast-pocket for Christmas.
I'm masturbating, she freaks out, I follow her out.
>its not what you think
>then what was it?
>I was mastuebating
>ew
>imagining me as the girl
>ewww
>and I smoked all your weed
Then she leaves with my pizza.
>>24931225
I don't give a fuck bruh, I do what I want Pierre. I fucked your bitch.
>>24931559
>tfw she is probably getting fucked by Chad right now
>>24930976
>chick in OP
>fat
Nigga you must be fucking retarded and a flaming homosexual
>>24929809
>Microwave at head height
Dang she's short
>>24931770
She's the biggest dyke I've ever met.
But if she did fall in love with some boy that would be fine too.
She's 18 and has never been in a real relationship, I'm starting to feel a little worried about her.
>>24931925
>She's 18 and has never been in a real relationship, I'm starting to feel a little worried about her.
Fuck off normie.
That's not unusual for girls, anyway. She certainly won't be a virgin, though.
>>24931925
>She's the biggest dyke I've ever met.
more like
>Chad Thundercock Mc Money Bags hasn't shown her any attention yet>tfw no platonic lesbian sister to do cute things with
>>24931963
I thought it was more unusual for girls.
Pretty sure she has a crush on her "transman" best buddy, but won't admit it because she considers her lesbianism a facet of her personality.
>>24929809
i don't know why the fuck she's holding it in her hands instead of putting on a plate (or using the fucking box) but i'm not touching that shit.
i've noticed normies never wash their fucking hands, disgusting.
>>24932145
There's probably a little plate underneath it. Maybe one of those round thin wooden plates.
Or maybe there is no pizza. That's her hand after it got caught in the grill.
>>24931464
Bonapa keesa. Tolpa da bunky na booty cha naga o wanna meete chobodda. E chu ta!
Stab her in the eyeballs
The real questions is how she came back to life
>>24931427
>counterweights
Can I please fuck her?
>>24929809
take a deep sigh and pick up the phone to call my mom
"yeah mom she's off her meds again. She's calling an applie pie a pizza"
>>24930976
>spick
She's jewish you dumbass
>it's another Emily thread
just keep feeding her ego boys
it's all for the good
>>24929809
>pizza
pretty sure that's a pie
Thank you.
> *notes that she is obviously attractive and will marry rich Chad*.
>>24935844
At least some of your genes will be saved
