WHAT DO I DO
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I really like this girl, where the hell do I go from here
I don't get it. Why is talking to grils like taking to a wall? They don't even try to make conversation
Ayy bb u wanna Netflix and chill on my dick
>>24917835
>What TV show?
>Oh, just breaking bad.
>oh do you like it?
>yeah
>should I watch it
>definitely
>what's it about?
>drugs and stuff..
and so on. these responses don't look too good OP
That text chain is so boring, just kill it OP wait for something exciting to send a picture of or something. She's responding so that's something at least.
>>24917878
yeah her responses are terse. shes tolerating you. just abandon the conversation, better not to waste your time
>>24917861
They'll open up physically and verbally if you're Chad.
Stop saying lol so much
>>24917908
I grow weary of living
ask her bra size, op.
Send her a dicking
>>24917908
Bingo, they'll try to make conversation if you're attractive.
>>24917896
this
just stop responding, maybe youll get in her head
i think its already lost dude
"Have you ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer breaks into Jerry's house and jerks off into his mouth? Want to reenact it?"
>>24917954
I already stopped responding
guys please, give actual advice. Didn't say lol this time
>>24918029
Just stop. Look at those responses, it's over.
>>24918029
She sounds boring
>>24918029
"haha that's cool"
trust me, it sounds like it'll go nowhere but this strangely enough tends to warrant big responses from girls.
>>24918029
I'm having a similarly entirely one-sided conversation with a fembot. What the fug
>>24918061
She's got an ass for days
>>24918065
Hmm that sounds pretty chad
>>24918029
Tell her you've never seen that show but want to watch it with her
I don't think she's into you OP.
>>24918092
That's good too
>>24918029
she's not interested
>>24918085
Tell her exactly that, you have an ass for days, see what she says. You've got to put it out there that you like her, otherwise how will she know?
>>24918140
This OP please deliver
>>24917835
Use less punctuation
Periods and commas and question marks are beta if you're texting
I think it's working!! what now?
>>24918183
A S S
S
S
F O R
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D A Y S
A
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>>24917835
>those short answers
She's just hoping you'll leave her alone. Clearly not attracted to you in any way
Not even as a friend
>>24918140
>>24918156
Hmm idk about that. What do you others think
>>24918183
"I'll be over there in like ten minutes, just let me wash my dick."
>>24918215
Tell her you're on your way to her place
>>24918183
"Ya know what instead of some time why don't I just come on over and we can Teen Wolf n' Chill?" Do it op, It wouldn't be any worse than a boring convo.
>>24917835
Be over 6'1''
Be white
Be facially attractive
Be swole
If you're not all of the above then you're FUCKED
>>24918247
There's gotta be a better way to say that
>>24918183
CHARGE YOUR PHONE OP
DONT RUIN THIS
>>24918215
i think it's worth a shot man,
because the answers she has given you,
its over, girls do those short answers when they arent interested
>>24917835
This is already bait unless you timestamp the phone with the conversation. I won't fall for this again OP.
>>24918266
"Alright well how about now? There's no time like the present" Is that better?
>>24918183
"How bout tmrw night mamasita?"
>>24918287
Maybe they do this when they want you to make a move. Do it OP do it now
>>24917835
go to /adv/
and fuck you mute bot
>>24918029
Try to ask if she is single. Work that in.
>>24918183
>How about now?
Fuck it OP, you don't have any other plans probably and she'll appreciate the spontaneity
>>24918183
Why did you ignore me when I told you to say she had an ass for days?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING US THAT, WHO MEAN ABSOLUTE FUCK ALL TO YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER FUCK US, WHEN YOU COULD SAY IT TO THE GIRL AND HAVE A % OF BANGING HER?
Talk to her like a friend and that's all it will be, if you ask for advice take it.
Last chance, say exactly this "you fancy coming over tonight for a takeaway". Get her over, phone a Chinki, Indian whatever and then bang her? What's the problem?
>>24918183
Ask her if she wants pizza and then buy some for her. She will like that.
Okay guys cross your fingers. From now on dubs decides
>>24918405
>When?
God damn it OP why don't you listen
Stop texting her and try again later, you can almost feel how disinterested she is
Plus it's finals week homie girl's got studying to do and you probably do as well.
>>24918392
>giving free shit to women you wanna fuck
This is terrible advice, OP. Just saying.
>>24918405
I don't buy most of the PUA bullshit, but leaving the decision up to her is beta as fuck
Tonight OP
TONIGHT
>>24918405
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHAT DO ISAY
>>24918405
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUGGEST IT, YOU'RE THE FUCKING MALE YOU FUCKING ASPIE
THE MALE DECIDES THE TIME
>>24918392
Invite her over, order food, cuddle and take it from there? Have you ever seen the 40 year old virgin? You sound like sex is one of those things you are unable of getting, that's the very thing girls are fearful of, some dweeb that is imcapable of initiating sex because you give off a creep vibe.
>>24918405
you don't ask her when, you tell her when
>fucking autism i swear
>>24918433
What do you mean? Just say you're heading over and go over there.
>>24918433
YES YOU FUCKING SPERG
GOD FUCKING SPEED ROBOT, YOU MIGHT GET LAID TONIGHT
>>24918433
Sure I'll come over.
>>24918433
Say
>How about I come over?
Then go over.
HOW DO I HINT TO HER THAT I WANT TO DO MORE THAN WATCH TV
>>24918433
"I'll make sure to bring a couple of condoms" remember, safe sex my young padawan
>>24918433
YOU DOLT YOU'RE A MAN YOU TELL HER WHEN
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
>>24918492
What the fuck is wrong with you just go over there
>>24918405
Instead of when you should have said "I'll get us some pizza and I'll come right over." Make a witty joke too.
>>24918492
You don't over text you idiot, you do that in person
Say "Ill swing by in a bit."
>>24918405
"How about I go tomorrow. Im gonna jack off to Stella from Rakudai tonight, its a cool anime. Do you like anime?"
>>24918492
You don't, just go there
She's already expecting a dicking
>>24918492
Say:
"I'll make sure you aren't bored ;)"
>>24918492
Just go and do it.
>>24918500
What the fuck do you mean? I already asked her and she told me why would I do that
>>24918550
THIS. JUST THIS OP. PLEASE DO THIS.
>>24918405
give me a sec, I'm washing my penis
>>24918492
"I'll be right over. We can spend time getting to know each other and will surely get to know each other. ;^)"
>>24918492
Sure, I'll come over tonight, and bring something to drink. We can snuggle and I'm going to tickle you're back [sweet emoji face]"
But in reality MATE, you're going to give her the biggest DICKING that she's been CHOKING on for weeks. You're no gonny tickle her back, you're gonna shag her, because from now on YOURE A TOP SHAGGER PAL
>>24918550
Yes this
>originalcommentisoriginal
>>24918492
GO OVER THERE YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.
Just say you wanna fuck and see what happens.
>>24918550
There you go, it's ballsy but subtle enough, give her a flirty emoji and you're goos
>>24918577
Okay dubs,
>>24918430
I don't think it's necessarily bad. If he brings it and the two of them eat it, that's good. If he buys it for her and only she eats it and tells him to leave then that's a bad idea.
>>24918492
Tell her you want to tie her to the radiator and rape her
>>24918514
>>24918542
>>24918554
>>24918568
There you go OP
>>24918492
Fucking hell just grow a pair and make a move
>>24918597
Good job my man.
>>24918597
HE FUCKING DID IT
>>24918597
Noice. Now, you wait.
>>24918597
Dubs get. OP has delivered
>>24918597
FUCK FUCK FUXK WHAT NOW
>>24918597
Sieg Heil, want to watch American History X with me?
>inb4 hitler dubs
>>24918597
THE MADMAN AWAKETH
>>24918600
Yeah you can probably pull it off, but it's still risky as a beta.
>>24918633
"You know exactly what I mean"
>>24918633
"It means whatever you want it to mean. We'll see."
>>24918633
my penis in your vagina
>>24918029
Be confrontational. Say you saw an episode, but hated it. At least she'll pay attention to defend it.
>>24918633
you dug your own grave
>>24918633
crashed this plane..
>>24918633
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT DUBS
>>24918633
ABORT YOU FUCKED UP
>>24918633
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Shot the fuck down
>>24918655
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN, DO IT OP
>>24918633
I'm going to stick my penis in you're vagina
>>24918633
i mean i saved up my good boy points so i thought we could share some tendies
>>24918655
This may work, try it out
>>24918633
she's probably kinda slow and didn't get that you're coming over
just tell her you're on your way
when you get there feel her out, if she wants it you'll know
>>24918655
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
you have nothing to lose at this point, OP
Do it
>>24918655
Obey the dubs OP
>>24918655
Dubs are more wiser today than usual. Do it OP, you know it's right.
>>24918655
This is best option OP
>>24918655
Welp
Non mute
>>24918633
Killed my hype dead
It's over f-a-m
>>24918655
Obey the dubs
>>24918685
This. She seems like the "I need everything spelled out for me" type
Fuck you guys what if she never speaks to me again
>>24918633
"I noticed you had a lovely arse and I've been waiting to pound it since the day we met , that's what I mean "
>>24918714
Give her a minute to reply damnit OP. Don't say anything until she does.
>>24918714
Next say
"Penis in vagina o.O :p ;)
>>24918714
SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT MOTHAFUCKA DID IT THE MAD MAN!
>>24918714
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
YOU FUCKED UP OP
>>24918714
fuckBIGBLACKBLOX
>>24918714
you fucked it up OP. you shouldnt have listened to dubs
>>24918714
unleash the corn
>>24918714
Shouldn't have rephrased it. It sounded better at first. Why would you wanna speak to a girl you don't fuck anyways.
FUCK EHAT NOE IISJSI
>>24918714
"I think". You destroyed the alphaness of the phrase there. Never doubt about the dubs next time tbqh.
>>24918714
HE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
>>24918633
>>24918714
AW SHI-
>>24918714
Lmao desu senpai
>>24918714
Why would you say that to her you fuck boy after she tells you to come over you idiot you ruined . there is no one genuine left you ousted yourself as a foreskin nice job
>>24918714
Then that would still be a good thing. If she rejects you now, then you now she isn't into you and can move on. Unless you're a kek and want to be her orbiter that is..
>>24918714
The line was "you know exactly what I mean". Stick to the script you mong
>>24918714
You madman! You absolute madman!!!!
>>24918714
This either gon get yo dick wet or dirty looks for eternity
>>24918748
IT'S OVER. EVERYBODY GO HOME!
>>24918748
Abandon ship nigga, this shit over
>>24918748
What's scary about two friends having some fun?
>>24918748
you're an idiot. shouldn't have told her anything . should have just gone over
>>24918748
"Relax, I'm a professional"
>>24918748
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH BACK TO THE FLESHLIGHT FOR YOU
>>24918748
GET READY TO GO TO COURT OVER VIRTUAL RAPE MOTHAFUCKA!
>>24918748
JESUS, i swear i head this exact response in my head
you fucked up OP
i mean, you really done it
>>24918633
We've actually managed to convince an autistic to listen to us and he's been #patched
[crying laughing face]
[crying laughing face]
[crying laughing face]
[crying laughing face]
[crying laughing face]
>>24918748
'Rape is scary'
>>24918748
"well, i am a big guy.." do it.
>>24918748
Say "I'm not being rude. I want to come over and watch TV with you. We can even cuddle together if you want." Then make an emoticon.
>>24918748
"I just really like you, Kathryn. I have for a while now."
>>24918748
"Are you turned on"
>>24918748
Don't be scared baby. I'm going to rape you
>>24918748
Gold star for trying.
>>24918783
Reroll
For the keks
>>24918748
holy fuck OP, just stop.
>>24918780
This OP you can save it
>>24918799
FUCKING KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24918748
Rest in pieces family. Fuck.
>>24918748
I can be pretty scary sometimes.
>>24918748
You lose when you listen to /r9k/.
>>24914722
You lose when you don't listen to /r9k/.
There's literally no winning.
>>24918809
no OP please keep going
>>24918748
You're kind of turning me on when you say that ;)
>>24918748
All you fucking had to say was "I'll be there soon". That's it, maybe you'd get to cuddle and, if you were lucky, actually get to fuck her.
But no, you went and listened to a couple of neckbeard virgins on fucking 4chan and fucked up. You deserve this.
>>24918799
WE HAVE A WINRAR OH BABY
>>24918799
DUBS. FUCKING DO IT
>>24918748
ITS JUST A PRANK DUDE
>>24918748
"Over a joke? lol k."
>>24918748
Beepbooprobot
>>24918748
HAHAHAHHAHHAAA
/r9k/ wins again!
>>24918842
please god this OP
you've already lost might as well get some keks out of this shitty situation
>>24918714
holy fugging shiedd :DD
>>24918799
DO THIS
AT LEAST REPHRASE YOU FAGGOT
its ok op. youll get em next time
>>24918748
How could you fuck this up?
All you had to say was "i'm coming over"
Why lol?
So, it's okay for you if I come over rn?
"My hamster stole my phone"
holy shit OP you can't just say "I'll make sure u arent bored ;)))))))"
Use some goddamn subtlety.
Better luck next time
>>24918899
double dubs, and this could actually fucking save it
keep it light, best idea
>>24918899
This do it OP
You're fucked anyway
I had to rephrase. I'm in college, I'm not into getting fucking arrested. Next post will be verification. From now on I'll choose from among the dubs if it happens more than once... I'm so ducking mad. What do I do now
>>24918884
We told him, but he listened to the more autistic spectrum of the suggestions. I guess we could blame empathy of this incident.
>>24918748
Say your brother took your phone and ask her if you can still come over
>>24918926
T O T A L
M A D M A N
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>>24918926
Dubs says you have to say "Anal isnt fully sex ;)"
>>24918926
>ducking mad
>ducking
tbqh I know that feel, my phone's auto-correct likes to fuck me over too.
>>24918926
I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD MY MOM YELLED
>sex ya up
Go buy a gun op
>>24918926
I'm feeling so much second-hand embarrassment from you, OP. Just please stop. Don't reply back. Stop being a madman.
>>24918926
YOU'RE RETARDED HOLY SHIT
JUST STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO THE DUBS
>>24918926
FUUUUUUCK, WHY.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
>>24918926
now we're fucking talking
>>24918926
Oh my lord you fool
>>24918926
You'll never know until you try it.
>>24918926
Oh come on now
Consider your non-existant sexlife even more dead than it already is, this will spread like wildfire among women.
Haha sorry I'm just fooling around, so anyways, can I come over rn?
>>24918926
JUST LET ME FUCK YOU YOU SLUT I KNOW YOU FUCKED CHAD
>>24918926
I was thinking it'd be more pure, but if you want it to be disgusting I guess we can be a bit freaky, never thought you'd be the kinky type though ;^)
>>24918926
You say "I think we could have a good time together. It could be an enjoyable experience and I want to see what moves you would be willing to do and for what prices."
>>24918926
You'll be singing a different tune when I'm tongue punching your fart box bby ;p
You can just give me oral you know?
Dubs pls
>>24918977
oh christ please don't send this
>>24918977
no, fuck you
you won't ruin this for us
>>24918977
Dubs, do this
>laughing at hoping she passed
You've fucked yourself already
>>24918550
Ok sir, are you proud of yourself?
>>24918999
>TRIPS
PPLEASE OP, DO.IT
Say "Lemme fucc your boipucci" you fucking madman you
>>24919000
TRIPS
OP you gotta
>>24918999
trips > dubs
OP better deliver.
>>24918999
T R I P L E S
FUCK DO IT OP
>>24919000
TRIPS OVERRIDE
OP if you don't send this your no longer a man
>>24918987
This OP, this will redeem it
>>24918999
HOLY SHIT TRIPS OF TRUTH
YOU FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN NIGGA
YOU FLEW BUT BURNED YOUR WINGS
NOW FALL AND CRASH, FALL AND CRASH
>>24918977
Thank the lord you got the dubs. Hopefully I can get away with this eventually
>>24918926
this can't be fucking real but if it is then abandon the ship, OP. it's totally fucked already lol
>>24919049
KAY OH!
>>24919049
Dude, relax I was drinking, my mates were egging me on. It was a joke just take a chill pill and let's hang out aiight?
>>24919049
Abort the mission OP
>>24919049
have fun being labeled as that creepy guy now
>>24919049
It's over. Just pack it up and quit, you'll get them next time f@m.
>>24919049
"Well, go fuck yourself then."
>>24919049
Shit man you must be some ugly mofo.
>>24919049
Why's her sense of humor so shit?
>>24919049
"Thanks for nothing, fatty"
>>24919049
You can salvage this OP, tell her your brother took your phone and sent those messages
>>24919049
Listen bitch I'm still coming over. That pussy better bet wet af when I get there
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OP's text game pictured within
>>24919049
It's over man. There's nothing you can do. You were almost there.
>>24919049
Your sense of humor is shit, Kathryn.
>>24919049
ICARUS HOW FAR THOU HAST FALLEN
>>24919071
this. sdfghjk
>>24919049
Why not, my dick isn't on autopilot it needs to dock?
Don't be mad, look, I'm sorry, I just got all weird for a moment
>>24919049
>sex ya up :p
Ugh god, the thought of touching you in any way now disgusts her
The rape thing would have been seen as a joke.
GG op.
>>24919049
This is actually pretty sad and enraging.
I feel sorry for OP but absolutely livid at this little bitch that I don't even know
>this is a weird feel :U
>>24919049
CUXIMUS MAXIUMUS
"Listen if you've got a stick far enough up ye arse that you can't take a joke, I guess even my kinkyness couldn't make you have fun, Grow up girl."
>>24919049
Say well My ass is already here lubed up and ready :)
"I'm really sorry, didn't mean to be rude. I promise it won't happen again."
All you had to fucking say was that you were coming over.
Can't even perform the simplest of tasks and you wonder why you're a fucking virgin stuck on /r9k/
Absolutely pathetic
>>24919121
a chick who won't just drop her pants makes you angry
why?
"I dont need you anyway,ill just go fuck my japanese sextoy"
>>24919112
Rolling
No mute
How do you know her?
What do you know about her?
Stop asking her what she's fucking doing; that's a sign the conversation is dying.
Talk to her about something that you both enjoy/have done, something that she wouldn't think you're creepy for knowing. And try to be funny.
All OP had to say was "I'll be over in a bit." And he probably would have been at least macking on some coot but no he just had to go full retard
>>24919049
I have a weird sense of humour. Let me come over and we can urinate on each other. Lol
>>24919133
Deliver op dubs have spoken
can i at least jerk off next to you?
Come on OP, keep us updated
>>24919133
WINRAR!!!!!!1!!
>>24919049
I'm not coming over, I'm coming inside haha
>>24919161
You're a little too late, senpai
>>24919164
Well he was following dubs and half the people here just wanted him to fail tragically.
>>24919049
it was painful watching these events slowly unfold
"Sorry, my friends/brother dared me to say this, lol"
believe me bow? ignore that I psoted in the wrong thread though. thanks for ruining my life
