This is my friend, we will call him Joe
Joe is a unconfident, overweight, depressed guy
He asked out this girl, pic related, and he asked her out
by text
He is currently dating her
I don't want to hear any more bullshit complaining
If Joe can do it you can too
Do it
>>24887682
bitch's face looks like the british isles flipped
This is joe
Is she a actual elf?
Impressive.jpg
>>24887728
A lot of words comming from a no nothing virgin
Joe just got really lucky. Asking out a girl by text does not work.
>>24887734
Fat chad senpai, make him lose weight and retain muscles and he'll be 8/10.
Joe must have social skills.
>tfw alone forever.
>>24887808
this, behind those chins there is a strong jaw just waiting to be found.
>>24887796
But it does, and it worked
Most robots wont even text a girl to go out, but joe did
Yea I look just like joe and I've had GFs. The people on here are just to scared to make a move. You suffer for being a coward
>>24887728
Still way out of Fatty McFatfuck's league.
Anyway, if true, good for him. How did they meet?
>>24887838
No he is shy
he speaks in a somber voice unless he gets flustred and slighly sarcastic
So? He got a GF who is settling for him while waiting for someone better to come along. You realize she could never actually respect him, certainly never love him? When people complain that they can't get a gf, they don't want a gf that is just settling for them until chad comes along, they want someone who will actually care for them.
>>24887845
I agree that robots here should make a move but texting is not the way to go. I would know from experience.
>he's rich
>it's fake
pick one
>>24887682
>unconfident
has the balls to ask out a girl and hold a girls hand
>>24887877
In an a class or just at lunch
>>24887884
well then stop being yourself and start being chad faggot.
>>24887898
Na HS girls are just happy to have a boyfriend, they dont have standards, its her first boyfriend i assumed likely
>>24887930
Teach me how to defy the laws of reality and I'll do just that.
Im a 100 times better looking than that fat fuck and have even touched a girl like that
Probably funny, charming, or particularly sweet/kind. I'm none of these. Plus, there's a sort of novelty to being fat, and people have fetishes for it.
>mfw nobody gives a shit about a skinnyfag with no personality
>>24887914
>asked out by text
>gained his confidence the more he hung out with her to hold her hand over time
>>24887734
he's fat but he's got that italian mob boss look to him.
>>24887915
Top shelf keks over here
This is my friend, we'll call him Rob.
Rob is a tall, skinny, rather meek guy.
Every time he tries to make eye contact with a woman, they look away. The only human contact he gets is online, where he his face doesn't matter.
I want you to tell Rob to "just be himself", to be "love himself or else nobody will". I want you to tell him that his involuntary celibacy is his fault. I want you to tell him his looks don't matter and that his personality must be shitty to explain his isolation. I want you to pull anecdotes of people who you think are similar but really have different priorities in life, surrounded by different kinds of women, helped by good friends, loved by his family as a support structure for your case despite the fact that Rob's situation is much different. I want you to shame Rob for being a nice guy because he's never had any experience with women or a strong masculine presence in his life. I want you to follow Rob back onto whatever online sanctuary he resides in and never leave him alone.
>>24887962
Na he is just a bit funny to make fun of, hes not that confident
Again he acts depressed
>>24887945
this. once they reach college and meet chads they will realize how cringey highschool romance was. even worst in the working world
>>24887962
Is it that hard to be sweet and kind
>>24887682
on top of how you described that guy I'm a shut-in with horrible skin, would need to lose weight and get on medication to have skin as clear as the fat fuck in that pic. got everything from acne, to eczema, to that fucking dark skin black people get around their necks and inner elbows.
the worst thing is I refuse to go to the doctor because there's no point, it's a waste of their time to treat me, only ever go when there's serious pain of some kind like an ear infection.pretty sure that last one is caused by undiagnosed diabetes, I'm all sorts of fucked.
This os her
>>24887734
straight out of the sopranos.
>>24888131
she's actually pretty cute, I'm jelly.
what is she like, OP?
>>24887682
She just said yes out of pity and will break up with him within a couple weeks.
>>24887734
Are those phat farm shorts?
girls like big guys
>>24888131
wouldlickfeet/10
>>24888182
She is a bit coy and not quite shy but juding by her clothing style she is a bit traditionalish and acts pretty kind
She is deffinetly not rude
Shed go after a borring guy i presume, doesnt seem adventurious
>>24888244
girls do not like obese men you delusional fuck
>>24888189
is right
>>24887682
Bitch looks like a female Weird Al
>>24887682
>Joe is a unconfident, overweight, depressed guy
He's obviously not if he managed to ask a girl out
She can do a little better
>>24888332
>he managed to ask a girl out
Yeah, through TEXT
>>24888131
Am I on acid? Something is off here.
>>24888270
that's depressing, she sounds great.
make a follow up if she ever leaves him like some in this thread are saying, I need that kind of closure in my life, I need this to be a lie.
>>24888251
I saw the oppertunity so i took this 1 pic
>>24888006
Master splinter!
>>24888281
they like them, fucking nigger faggot. And don't call me delusional, I'm skinny.
>>24887986
This. I would not fuck with Joe, dude looks terrifying. Shit, even his name is sinister.
>>24888131
Lanky ass bitch
>Girl flirts with me
>Get her number
>Ask her out to lunch
>"Lol we're going as friends right?"
Wtf do I even do.
>>24888365
NO it's INPIRATION it means anyone can have a girl, but not just any girl us skinny attractive kind girl.
this is oppertunity in motion
It means you can do anything you want as long as you're willing to take the risk to do it
JUST DO IT!
Joe did it, Though TEXT!
>>24888306
Weird Al looks like a female Weird Al
>>24888131
>it's not a her
>it's a hit
>joe doesn't know
kek
>>24888374
No question is, why you have so many pics of her? Not complaining.
Do you think she gives him footjobs?
>>24888350
Still takes a certain degree of confidence.
>>24887682
And what you think im here because i DIDN'T try? Because im not. Im here because i tried, tripped failed, and became a joke.
>>24888374
Does Joe know?
Does he know you're snapping pics of his bae with the intent to masturbate to her feet?
Do you think he will be mad at you and squish you?
How does it feel being that weird 3rd wheel friend that will eventually not get invited to hang out because they enjoy their time together more when you're not there?
>>24888491
THOUGH TEXT
>>24888131
>that head
christ it's like an Easter Island statue
>>24888462
no, anon, this isn't how it normally goes in the real world. Joe is an exception to the rule, the rest of us don't stand a chance.
>>24888417
You are so disconnected with reality it's not even funny. Fat people are disgusting. The only people who fetishize them are other men. Better find another BS excuse for why women don't like you.
>>24888511
Repeating it won't change anything anono. If it was that easy, everyone here could have just used Tinder and robots wouldn't exist.
>>24888424
His name is not terrifying
his middle name we call him by is John
>>24888516
I'm fat have a big schlong and a gf. Fight me faggot.
>>24887682
>average to under average girl isn't getting chad
>some beta asks her out
>she is lonely (in girl standards) and doesn't want to be "mean" so says yes
she will dump joe as soon as chad is interested or maybe not at all in case she wants a beta provider.
>>24888534
Jesus Christ, that even worse. He must be a rapist or cereal killer.
>>24888512
A lot of shit talk from someone on robot
>>24888353
This.
Pic freaks me out, can't determine why.
>>24888544
>big schlong
Hmmm, I wonder why you have a gf?
Having a big dick is even easier then being good looking.
>>24888551
>implying Chad will ever show interest in a 3/10
>>24888544
>I'll take "things that aren't true" for 200
that's what I was going to say but you got dubs, how big is your dick?
and do you think there's any hope for a small dicked fat man?
>>24888131
her head looks photoshopped onto her body
>>24888551
>as soon as chad is interested
Damn dude you are stone-cold-fucking-retarded.
Why would chad ever want anything to do with that girl? What could possibly be the point?
>>24888131
>those giant ass fucking feet
.>that general odd vibe
Shapeshifter detected
>>24888603
sometimes Chad just wants to get his dick wet.
not the guy you're replying to by the way.
>>24888603
women always have a line of men to choose from. Always.
>>24888565
He couldnt hurt a fly if he wanted to
What are you a girl whos scared of guys
>>24888603
>Chad is bored
>Chad wants tight unused pussy
>Chad has funs, dumps whore
>Whore goes to beta provider
>>24888484
I took.pics to show to you guys a proof
>>24888058
I was really genuinely sweet and kind awhile ago but that got me no girls attention.
>>24888644
>He couldnt hurt a fly
That's what he wants you to think. Fucking hell man, look at those eyes. Dude has been through some heavy shit. Watch your back OP.
>>24888603
>implying
If you find a girl attractive, so will 1000000 other guys. If you find a girl, "passable", 1000000 other guys do, too. Even chads fuck fatties and uggos sometimes. There's absolutely no doubt that a chad would fuck her. Either way, they're moving goalposts now
>>24888505
I never masterbated to them
i just took the pic just cus
>>24887682
I did it, in person and it didn't really affect the outcome. I didn't know she was with another guy at the time but I do think the answer would have been different if they weren't and I don't think it's a delusion.
I don't talk to her as much now. I was a autistic beta bitch trying to get to know her and when I started to man up it became impossible to show her now she's with someone.
Not really sure what the right move is here. I don't want to be 2nd place to someone else by seeing her when he's not around but I don't want her to think that I'm mad at her.
Send help familia
>>24888533
Anon its not hard at all to text
You are dooing it right now
>>24888599
Chekked. It's closer to 8 inches. Freaky sex toys exist thats what you will need to rely on. Work out your tongue if your dick is too small .
>>24888624
If Chad wanted to get his dick wet, he would just call 1/20 8/10s in his phone.
>>24888636
Yeah they do, but not always the choice they want.
>>24888659
>Implying Chad wouldn't just fuck some virgin church girl or woe some nice girl who hangs out in the library
You guys must thing any fucking normie is a Chad.
>>24888694
Liar.
Also I bet others have already blown a load or 2. How do you think big mofo Joe will feel?
You're a bad and jealous friend.
>>24888721
Yeah and?
You know absolutely nothing about me.
We're chatting in an impersonal manner, soon to be forgotten after the night ends.
>>24888733
>>Implying Chad wouldn't just fuck some virgin church girl or woe some nice girl who hangs out in the library
Depends what's available nearby senpai.
>>24888708
Find another girl . You're making yourself look bad by even thinking that hard about a common whore .
>>24888782
Any girl is available to Chad.
Most guys think girls have it in easy mode, but super Chads have it way easier since every girl wants to be with him. They will always gravitate towards him. Dude just has to open his mouth and demand they fuck.
>>24888679
I know him since 7th grade
Hes a pussy
even if he get angery he just pussy out
hes just bothered that im taking a pic of him
Anon are you a girl
>>24888808
Fuck give me an 8
>>24887945
As a person who asked out a ton of girls in school and got rejected for being ugly every time, I will disagree. When I got to university, despite still being a kissless virgin, girls were and are much more civil with me to my face. Granted they probably butcher me when I can't hear, but at least it's not to my face.
>>24888759
You can believe what you want to believe
>>24888828
Fuck really rollllling
>>24888825
>Hes a pussy
Literally the perfect disguise.
>>24888854
I need them fucking ates
>>24888771
So, it makes no difference
> says no she'll forget
> she says yes you got a date
>>24888881
Don't be a fucking nigger I need this.
>>24888131
> manface
> shit hair
> skeleton
> long feet
> no tits
mystery solved
>>24888353
>>24888306
bitch's face is off
>>24888888
fuck this thread for not getting it.
that's called an outlier you stupid fuck
>if this man won the lottery, you can too!
>>24887915
>>24887682
You are in high school. That is a borderline bannable offense.
>>24887734
Joe has that "an offer you can't refuse" type of vibe.
Good for him!
>>24887878
Wow, a fat sarcastic guy. What a lucky lady. How much money will she bilk him out of?
>>24889108
No hes fat and depresses
>>24888855 are you a girl anon
>>24888131
Joe can have her. Robots are way too attractive for this girl.
I would prefer no gf.
>>24888374
You see, opie, if you're ever wondering on why YOU dont have a gf it's exactly because of this picture.
>>24889211
Na i literetly had sex with my girl this morning, try again
Your boy Joe wears autism shorts.
>>24889187
stop bring us down with you, fucking normalfag agent.
what joy do you get out of pretending to be a loser?
>>24887734
>NOW GO HOME AND GO GET YOUR FUCKIN SHINE BOX
>>24887734
dude if joe lost 50 pounds and muscled up a bit he'd be in the chadzone
dude's got a fuckable face; by which i mean women would sit on it
>>24889330
I'm a bigger loser than you faggot
Don't let the normies tell you that you can't have standards
Especially if you're an attractive bot
>>24889396
>50
150
>>24888131
are you just like following these people around taking their pictures, OP? do you even know these people?
OP!?
>>24889412
shut the fuck up, you're just memeing.
I would bet my left nut that you have a job or got to school and are at least a 6/10 with past girlfriends.
>>24889489
I'm a NEET with no past gfs, I happen to be 9/10 though.
fucking memer
>>24888306
Weird Al is kind of sexy in an odd way.
Also virtually ageless. I mean he's pretty fucking old now and is only just now showing signs of aging.
>>24889528
>I happen to be 9/10
>>>/out/
>>>/soc/
you don't belong here, friend.
>>24888131
more attractive than my hand, but those feet are huge.. not even a footfag and that's disgusting.
6/10 would bang for the experience
>>24889556
no fuck you
I spend 95% of my waking hours putting normies in their place on /r9k/. Without me this board would be totally lost already. You don't realize how much you need me.
>>24889396
How do you even know this, looks like you're supressing some "tendencies" of yours there friendo
>>24889621
People say the same thing about every fat person.
It is because they are stupid.
>>24888824
>Most guys think girls have it in easy mode, but super Chads have it way easier since every girl wants to be with him. They will always gravitate towards him. Dude just has to open his mouth and demand they fuck.
I don't know whether the person you are describing exists in real life, but if he does, he must be the loneliest, most depressed motherfucker on the planet.
>>24889644
Why would you assume that?
Dude fucks bitches and does other things with his life. If he wants a relationship, he could get one.
>>24888890
It makes all the difference. My ego can't handle rejection.
>>24889598
but you're giving us a bad name by making it seem like we have extremely high standards. you may be attractive enough to have standards that high but the rest of is don't have that luxury.if you've ever posted your face on this board, you are one of the normalfags, you are part of the problem.
>>24889703
Having standards is a good thing. Ignore the normies who attempt to ridicule you for it. They will try to bring you down no matter what you do. If you have low standards they will say you are pushing people away with your desperation.
>>24888131
I think that's a tranny.
>>24889672
I recommend you read a short story by the great novelist Hermann Hesse called "Augustus".
You will understand why when you read it.
It's about a guy who has a magic spell on him that makes every girl want his dick and everyone love him unconditionally.
>protip: He tries to kill himself in utter despair and bitterness in the end.
You'll especially love how he manages to avoid suicide.
>>24889621
no suppression; definitely bi and open *wink*
>>24888905
Here, have these
>>24888888
is he a manlet?
didn't think so faggot
tall people literally cannot be robots
>>24887734
He looks like a turbo normalfag, regardless of being fat. He was never fucked to begin with.
Good on this guy for trying OP.
He got a pretty lucky considering most women don't like fat guys.
I hope he has a happy ending. Maybe one where she encourages him to go to the gym with her to get fit, eat more salad, and helps boost his confidence so he comes out of his shell more.
Life isn't normally like that but people get very very lucky sometimes.
>>24887682
ILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU
>Have huge crush on girl in my class
>Freeze up and act autistic any time she's in a 10 feet radius
Good for Joe though, may his overwhelming confidence and luck rub off on me.
>>24889786
The difference was Augustus was loved unconditionally by everyone regardless of what he did. Super Chad, just fucks when he feels horny and does whatever else makes him happy. Not everyone likes him, but he can still get laid whenever he wants, especially due to technology. When he wants to settle down, he will.
>>24888006
>tfw I reversed google searched this and rob isn't real
Fuck off
>>24889900
>The difference was Augustus was loved unconditionally by everyone
You haven't read the story, have you?
He does get rejected once, and it's never explained how or why.
It doesn't have to be explained; the point is that rejection was the most interesting event in his life up to his suicide attempt.
The fact that he never had to try to get anything he wanted drove him close to insane.
You can't enjoy life when everything is effortless. I don't think even the dumbest person can do that indefinitely.
The happiest Chad is the Chad who dies young, thus the popularity of the YOLO meme.
Also, in case you have read the story, don't you remember what, in the end, caused him ultimate happiness?
>>24888131
Her spine looks fucked up. Some kyphosis going on.
>>24889810
Choke on rancid semen.
>Actually believing she gives a fuck about him and that they'll be dating in 2 days and that this was not purely done to be put on 4chan, assuming this isn't a shitpost.
>>24888131
jewish or italian detected
also she literally looks anorexic (inb4 i like chubby girls, nope i don't, but this girl looks strangely scrawny)
>>24887682
Looks aside. Most girls aren't gonna want me because of my personality. I'm different from most guys because I don't play the social game.
>>24889833
>tall people literally cannot be robots
6'1" forever alone fag here. I see short skinny-fat guys walking around with hot bitches all the time.
I don't know what's up with this shit.
>>24889922
Sorry I don't take creep shots of people I don't know you fucking weirdo
>>24887682
gonna need some proof here. This picture proves nothing
You "men" are pathetic. This is what gets your rocks off? Harassing and bullying girls on the Internet? Seriously, you bitter losers are a new type of scum
It's good to know that none of those women would give you the time of day if they knew what you were really like. I know I won't.
You can reply with your mysoginistic comments but I won't read them. I'm going to a house party with my boyfriend, someone who cares about me. Thats more than any of you will experience.
