>be me 14 years old
>I'm 21 now
>I leave the house to visit my best friend
>go to the subway station
>on my way there I go past a kiosk
>some shady guy in a corner looks at me
hey come here for a second
>wut.jpg
>I go up to him
yes?
>he fucking smells like rotten vomit and sweat
Where do you go?
>I tell him, that I go to the subway station
mhm... wanna buy some crack?
wtf no
>he nods
>spits on the ground
alright
>he looks to the left and points to that direction
that way
>he points at the subway station
>it was not even 20 feet away
t-thanks
>I leave and visit my friend
Still keeps me up at night. I lived there all my life and I knew where the subway station is. It was right besides the kiosk. You couldn't miss it. He didnt have to tell me where it is. For some reason this still angers me. who else got verbally raped here?
>11 P.M
>I'm walking through a park with a friend
>We walk, and there is a group of weird guys on a bench
>A midget, he is like 4 feet tall
>A guy who has a burnt face, he is totally disfigured
>An old guy who only has one leg
>The old one tells me " hey I have a secret come over here"
I dont know what was his secret
>>24841131
It was dark so you couldn't see, but he probably wasa nigger [/nigger]
>>24841202
Maybe that was his secret
>>24841131
fake.
Already heard that story on another website
>>24841369
was the website related to video-games?
>>24841416
yes (jvc)
>>24841433
That was meOn s'etait meme foutu de ma gueule en me traitant de fragile
>>24841485
mdr un khey je me souviens de ce topic
>>24841485
Sinon tu fais quoi sur /r9k/ ? :hap:
>waiting for bus eating starbursts
>black, 5'4, homeless looking man with a full beard comes up to me and asks for a starburst
>give one to him
>he awkwardly makes conversation with me in a way only a truly autistic person could muster
>asks how old I am
>tell him I'm 18
>he tells me he's 29
>asks for my number
>tell him 29 is way too old and my parents would kill me
>he replies "it's ok, it's legal isn't it?"
>I give it to him because I don't want to be attacked at this bus stop
He practically lives at the bus stop and he constantly blows up my phone. I regret talking to him very much.
>>24840928
>wake up today
>walk to my sink
>notice that my hand lotion is next to my sink
>wtf?
>I know for certain that when I went to bed it was next to my bed cause I used it to jerk off
>tfw memory starts coming back to me
>remember getting up in the middle of the night but still groggy/mostly asleep
>remember having something tasting funny in my mouth
>tfw I'm positive I tried to eat my hand lotion last night when I was sleepwalking
>be me
>driving home from friends house high as fuck at 2am last summer
>no cars on the road (this is normal for suburban MD
>pull up at stoplight
>guy in black Subaru pulls up behind me
Whatever
>light changes
>drive to my neighborhood guy following me the whole way
Whatever
>pull into my neighborhood
>guy follows me
Whatever maybe he lives here
>kinda paranoid from smoking
>decide to drive past my house and loop around the court
>guy follows me
FUck
No way am I going to my house stoned as fuck and waking up my parents with psycho behind me
>decide to drive out of my neighborhood and back to my friends house where 6 guys are chilling
>Start to drive out of my neighborhood, guy still following me
>look in my rear view mirror
> too high to memorize license plate but can barely make out his face
Tan skin (not a nig) and long beard?
>dude turns off his lights
FUCK
> turn out of my neighborhood
>pitch black, dudes lights are off
TIME TO HAUL ASS
>guy speeds up behind me
>call my friends
"Guys I'm coming in hot and got a fucking psycho following me with his lights off. Assemble on the driveway with baseball bats or anything you can find"
>it's 3am and only my one friend with some frat buddies from his college that I just met
>"no anon fuck that DONT BRING HIM HERE!!!!" --hang up
>pussies. Decide to go there only as last resort
>psycho is closing in on me. Really close but I know these roads like the back of my hand
>turn off MY headlights and speed up
>use the distance to whip out my cell phone
>"Fuck it I'm calling 911"
Still high as fuck
>operator "911 what's your emergency"
>me "this is gonna sound kind of funny but I'm being followed by a guy who has his headlights off I need you to send an interceptor, don't know the license plate it's a black Subaru I think tho"
>"ok stay on the phone give us your location
>guy pulls up beside me
>were both goin like 50 on residential roads
>about to pass a nieghborhood that I know has a back way out
CONT
>>24841610
PUTAIN JE GALERE AVEC LE NON-ASCII QUI EST PAS AUTORISE
>>24841906
Ouais c'est quoi ce bug ?
>>24841485
>>24841535
>>24841610
>>24841906
>>24841919
So.... You guys done being assholes, excluding everyone else?
>>24841919
[/spoiler]T'es nouveau?
C'est a cause de l'algorithme du robot qui t'empeche de poster du contenu deja poster auparavant.
Et l'algorithme ne prend que en compte les 26 lettres de l'alphabet sans les variantes comme en francais, du coup poster des accents c'est interdit parceque ce serait trop dur a prendre en compte avec l'algorithme du robot[/spoiler]
>>24841990
fuckkkkkkk meeeeee
original content
>be me, age 7
>on a vacation in paris
>walking in some street behind notre dame
>see a bunch of people sitting on a bench
>one of them is wearing a white shirt covered in paint
>without warning, he stands up and grabs my arm as soon as i get close enough
>holds on really tight
>doesn't say a word
>my dad scares him off
>>24840928
>This past summer
>in Houston for vacation
>mom wants to stop in Old Navy for whatever reason
>Dad and I walk around a bit
>All three of us standing in checkout line
>Suddenly man walks up and shakes my dad's hand
>man has scruffy beard, apparently smelt of alcohol although I didn't smell anything
>Man asks if he can ask my dad a question
>Dad tells him no
>Man looks at me and sticks his hand out for me to shake
>Not properly processing what is going on so I shake his hand
>Man turns to my dad and says about me, "You don't know him"
>Dad tells him to go away and leave me alone
>Man says that he wont, although he does anyway
>Goes outside and harasses some people getting out of their car
>talk to store manager about this, Indian woman is also complaining
>shithole security doesnt do anything
>we leave
Spooky desu
>>24841832
HOW DOES IT END ANON
>>24841832
pls continue
>>24841987
He already told his story on a french forum and I was there.
Crazy
>>24841990
ah ok je comprend. Sinon tu fais quoi sur /r9k/ ? Toi aussi serais-tu un robot ?
>>24842136
>Toi aussi serais-tu un robot ?
Oui bien sur je viens ici depuis des annees
en plus de jvc, c'est pas tres bon pour mon etat mental
>>24841832
CONT
>still hauling ass, psycho beside me
Fuck he's gonna ram me off the road
Still talking to the cops
>"I'm on *insert road name here* this guy driving side by side with me
>familiar neighborhood comes up
>this is my chance dude has no clue what I'm about to do
Going fast as fuck can't slow down it would be a dead giveaway
>speed up (60mph)
Neck and neck with psycho
>slam the brakes
>dude shoots past me
>whip a turn into the neighborhood going like 40
Thankfully my jeep didn't roll over
>"I think I just lost him I'm in *nieghborhood* and am going out the back way"
>911 operator "Ok... Where is the suspect"
>me "he flew down (road name) I'm heading back to my house it's all good"
>*hang up*
Still high
>sheriff calls me
> "I'm the county sheriff explain to me what just happened"
> I explain everything including description and that this is not common for this area, really fucking sketchy (I actually said that)
>sheriff "ok"
>me "ok I'm going back to my house he doesn't know where I live I never pulled into the driveway"
give him the name of my neighborhood
>sheriff "ok where was the suspect headed"
>me "towards the church on *road*"
>sheriff "ok were sending a car out"
FUCK I STILL HAVE WEED IN THE CAR
> throw about 2g out the window in the neighborhood
>fuck it
>finish talking with the sheriff, hang up, go hom, and go to sleep
Still thinking about what happens and if I would have got out of my car and confronted the guy
They never caught him as far as I know
>>24841832
>>about to pass a nieghborhood that I know has a back way out
And so our hero takes advantage of his knowledge of the area, a knowledge his stalker didn't have. Or so it seems.
Slowly but surely the stalker falls behind until he is no longer to be seen.
Still shaking but relieved Anon pulled into his driveway, didn't think too much of the incident. Probably just some punks messing with strangers...
Just to be caught unprepared whilst posting the first part of his escape on an anonymous frog posting website.
He'd never lost his stalker, he'd only lost sight of him. For his headlights were off.And the scariest part is this is a true story!
>>24841662
Had kind of the same thing happening to me
>be me
>18 years old
>stocking shelves at the local Food lion
>this white old man approaches me as im stocking up the cheap brand cola
>he smells like absolute shit
>front teeth missing
>he begins to mutter some sentences at me
>stand there in pure confusion
>this guy is clearly missing a few chromosones
>literally only understand about 15% of the things he's telling me
>no point in asking "what i dont understand you"
>say mhm everytime he tells me something i dont fucking understand
>figure out he needs 5 bottles of the cola
>theyre all fucking packaged in 6 packs
>slice open package to give him his 5 bottles
>happy as can be, shakes my hand while muttering some more words and leaves
>phew.mp3
2 days later
>be stocking shelves yet again
>see him approaching me again
>ohgodno.mp4
>be in beverage section of store
>say "hey you're here for your coke again?"
>shakes my hand while nodding
>get him his 5 bottles again
>starts talking to me again
>again barely understand anything
>at one point he asks me for my number
>'u-uhm i dont know my phone number by heart haha'
>gives me sad and confused look
>tells me something along the lines of checking my phone
>'i-i dont have my phone with me'
>huge fucking rectangular bulge in my left pocket
>thankfully doesnt notice
>say i have to get back to work
>speedwalk off to the toilet and wait a good 15 minutes to make sure he has left the store
havent seen him since
sorry for the shitty english
>>24842196
T'as quel genre de probleme toi. Plutot depression ou jamais eu de copine ?
>>24842232
I was too late with my shitty ending. ;__;
>>24842136
Yes, I understand french. I just wouldn't find it appropriate to start talking french in an english thread only to lead a completely unrelated conversation most others won't be able to follow.
>>24842252
>tfw no gf
Il faudrait peut-etre qu'on arrete de parler on nique le thread
il faudrait refaire un fil francais sur /r9k/ une fois, on l'avait deja fait et yavais pas mal de monde
>>24842303
ok I am going to speak english senpai
>>24842336
come on just speak english. The way we met is so random we can't end up the conversation like that.
>>24842375
Maybe we should make a thread for us
what do you think ?
>>24842411
Yeah make one with a French flag I keep refreshing
>>24842234
Similar thing happened to me
>work at Supermarket
>stocking shelves
>guy comes up to me, pretty unkempt
>starts talking unintelligible mumbles
>Shit, I can't understand a word he's saying, I'll have to ask again and probably won't get him the second time either."
>suddenly two absolutely clear words escape his mouth
>"Discounted articles?"
>"Oh sue, they're at the end of this isle."
>mumbles, leaves
He'd come back regularly muttering some indistinct sounds for ten seconds or so just to at some point perfectly articulate two or three words to state his request.
>>24842337
Thank you, this pleases my autism.
>>24842411
>>24842461
Post thread id here, that'll meke it easier to find.
>>24842501
>>24842485
high content
>>24842217
spooky man veryy spooooky
>go out to check the mail box
>some guy on a bike is riding in circles in front of my house
>he says "I'm just making sure everything's okay" and rides away
I think he was staking out the place and thought I was coming for him.
>>24840928
>Be britbong
>2 years ago
>Live in Coventry
>have the most vivid dream I've ever had in my life
>in the dream I'm in a sainsburys store in Bristol, scratch off a "100,000 pound" scratchcard and win the jackpot
>Nothing to do that day
>Drive to Bristol (about 90 miles away)
>only 1 of that scratchcard left
>buy it
>It didn't win
>In that Sainsbury's see an old friend from school I hadn't seen in 4 years
>we are still in contact, because of that chance meeting.
>>24840928
>be me
>gym skelly
>go in locker room
>goes ready
>pit stuff in locker
>close cabinet
>put lock through hole
Was feeling pretty autistic that day
>purchase lock through hole in locker
>fumbling about with trying to lock the cabinet
>goetuy besides me
>" yeah that's is turn it"
>walk out feeling autistic
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>>24842828
>be me
>read your post
>feel like I'll never feel autistic again
>>24842232
Pretty funny tho senpai
>>24842661
What did he look like
