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Cheeky thread before wagekeking starts edition
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Pakis get out now.
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I once worked in Catherham, lived in Lewisham next to goldsmiths college, it was like s dream. Then I had to get back to my 3rd world eternal prison

I just can't understand how you guys can be sad living in UK
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Been up since 3am. Sleeping pattern is fucked. Already had a tidy up.
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early morning shitpost. good luck with today's day of work fellow wagekeks
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Morning everyone~

Who else here /wantstogobacktosleep/?

I wish I could stop thinking at night. It's so difficult to fall asleep when I am analysing all of the events in my life that led to me being such a failure. Oh well.

Hope you have a good day~
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>tfw you hate your job so much that you actively only shower once every two working days so you have a little extra time away from it.

I'm disgusting and I know it anons. But the job has done this to me. I wish I could afford to quit.
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>>24830978
showering every other day is a reasonable amount
shower too often and you remove all the natural oils that are necessary for good skin health
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Could barely get out of bed this morning lads.
>tfw no waifu to iron my work shirts.
Srsly they're all piled up in the floor. It's 8:30 and I don't know what to do.
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>>24831024
I DO have a pretty decent complexion now that I think about it.
(Shame being fat displaces that a ton)
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thanks for making the thread early OP

hate waiting until late morning for the thread and can never be bothered to make one myself.
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>>24830896
my sleep is always shit.
fell asleep at about 9pm woke up at midnight and was awake for a few hours then i fall asleep and wake up again at 6am
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>>24830305
grass is always greener mate
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>had a dream I was back in school
>my oneitis was my girlfriend
>wake up and feel awful
she probably doesn't even remember my name
it's been ten years now
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>mfw eating 5 packs of Space Raiders daddy brought me back from the shop
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>>24831480
Better be pickled onion flavour m8
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>>24831507
It's a mix of flavours.
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handsome guy present and correct
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>>24831507
glad this bitch is dead
what a cunt
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>>24831532
>ywnb as handsome as me

How does it feel, baldy?
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I can never sleep at a normal schedule. I always go to sleep at 6am and wake up at 11-12. I stay up every night thinking about how shit my life is so i can never fucking fall asleep unless i'm about to pass out tired.
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Kill me I've had enough of this world
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>>24831562
>tfw energised and happy at night
>sluggish and grumpy during the day
I try to sleep early every night but I just can't
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>>24831533
don't talk shit about my apprenticefu
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>>24831561
What mixed race abomination is that?
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>on holiday in Iceland
>home is being flooded
Shall I just stay here lads
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>>24831638
if that means you live in Cumbria or Wales then yes
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>>24831589
I'm in the same boat. Someone told me that it takes a few weeks for your body clock to adjust again. It is a fucking nightmare. Feeling like shit throughout the day and going to bed early.
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>>24831589
it's not about putting yourself in bed early and hoping you'll fall asleep

you need to force yourself to get up at a certain time, even if you haven't had enough sleep.

after a couple days it should work itself out.
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How many people do you know that have gotten their jobs legitimately? ie not been set up or not known someone there beforehand.

I only know one person, and he has a degree and was applying for jobs at everywhere he could find for 6 months.
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>>24832015
me, only 2 people interviewed for my job though
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stayed up till like 4am. was hoping to sleep in all day. suddenly 10am cant even shut my eyes. having a cup of tea, hope I can go back to bed till atleast 2pm.
see if the cunt of a postman will bring me something nice.
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>university blackboard page is down
>bunch of coursework due for 12 today
degree is going down the shitter
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>mfw I bought Yakuza 5 for 33 quid
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Why are little dogs so aggressive? Everywhere i go I can hear wee fuckers yelping. Fucking overgrown rats.
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>>24832376
They're the dog equivalent of manlets with a Napoleon complex
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>>24832015
I got the first job I applied for after leaving uni, was shitting myself but the interview was a piece of piss.
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>Time off work because of flood damage
Thanks for the rain Jesus
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Looked on my ex's facebook. Looks like she's moved on, and I'm back where I started, here, with no friends.
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is it worth paying 6GBP to go watch Spectre on my own?
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>>24832858
Follow your dreams, anon

original comment
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>>24832858
I go to the cinema by myself all the time m8, who gives a fuck

The only activity that you should never do by yourself is have dinner at a restaurant
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>>24832906
I was gonna grab lunch at spoons, that's ok right?
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>>24832906
I do this all the time and there's nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with a cheeky meatball marinara.
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just failed by college course, anyone know any good sites for finding jobs?
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>>24832906

I eat out alone all the time.

I'm actually more comfortable eating alone at a restaurant than going to the cinema alone.
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>>24832978
reed
monster
gradcracker (probably shouldn't bother with this one)
jobsearch
indeed
fish4
jobsite
totaljobs
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Other than jaffa cakes, what are things that we have that Americans don't really have an equivalent of? I'm trying to do an exchange of things with someone in the future and it's really difficult

>>24832978
Indeed is pretty reliable
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>>24833037
>>24833051
thanks

americans don't have football violence
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>>24832015
Me I guess. I know other people who got their job's legit too. It's just all luck really.

But to be fair I don't enjoy my job at the moment.
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What the fuck lads, my spots have come back.
Used to have fairly bad acne when I was 14-17, pretty much all gone when I was 19.
I turned 20 last month and in the last four to six weeks it's come back for no fucking reason. Not too bad, pretty much like pic related. What do?
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>>24833086
JU5T
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ex gf catalog. match the description to the picture:

>too normie
>batshit insane
>sjw
>drunk
>lesbian
>vacuous

..remember they are ex gf's for a reason.
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>>24824005
Is that good?
Mines 6 semi I thought it was fairly average.
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>>24833086
If your ski is anything like mine, I'd recommend washing your face with cold water in the morning, then with warmish water and a facewash in the evening. If the waters too hot repeat washing can actually damage your skin. A clean towel on your pillow everynight stops the pillow from collecting grease and dirt, which in turn will make any more spot outbreaks less likely. Sudocrem on spots before bed will help to reduce any redness on your face and will dry out the little bastards. Good luck.
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>>24833103
Is that in the right order with images from when you were dating them? Some look proper rotten, like 30+.
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>>24833086
Are you changing your pillowcases frequently? I've never had a problem with acne but if I don't change my pillowcase often enough I do start to get spots.
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>>24833103
Top row: SJW, Drunk, Batsit
Bottom row: Vacuous, too normie, lesbian

Did I win?
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>>24833103
What is wrong with people who take these pictures. If you go through women's pics on any social media shit you'd think their entire life revolved around going out or going to sun themselves in a hot country.

What do they do otherwise?
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>>24832015
I have never got a job that wasn't through nepotism.
Not in a posh way like Daddy putting me up in his firm, just small shit like a mate having a word with the manager or one of my mum's friends needs help in her cafe while her son's away.
It's the only way to get work mate, I cannot tell you how much shite I've applied for online, never even got an interview from it.
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>>24833111
6" bone press untermensch
>tfw above average sized dick considered small by literally everyone's standards.
Thanks, porn.
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>>24833115
nah, bottom left and centre are my first two. it all went downhill from there as my stock as a person declined.

these are quite recent pictures, all of them are 27-29 now, so 30 isn't exactly far off the mark.
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>painful spot on my lip
>just popped it
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>>24832015
someone i went to school with has a high-up job at sky news. he wasn't that smart, but still got into a good uni (durham) despite fucking up his exams. someone punched him in the face or something during exam time and he had to go to hospital. this circumstance somehow helped him get into uni. he got a 2.2 in the end.

before my school, he was at an international school in luxembourg. his father was an international businessman of some kind. whatever it is he does, i'm sure it didn't hurt in helping this kid get where he is today.
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>>24831480
You don't need expensive brand crisps to be a earth rocker.
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>>24833123
4/6. good effort.
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just got back from jobcentre lads

was a pretty cute lesbian-looking security guard standing watch, had me al flustered
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>>24833141

i got one job in a warehouse through an agency ages ago, probably before the recession really hit actually.

i got one in a nightclub because they were losing staff every week and were desperate

everything else was through people I know. the only responses I got from online were those bullshit scam jobs. stuff like outbound calling shite that no one will do.
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>>24830896
Just let your mind go blank bro!!!
Also just be yourself!!
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Lads how do I acquire a chav gf?
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>>24833339

now that i think about it, they were training new people in the warehouse every week as well. people would last a fortnight before quitting on average.
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>>24830065

Another day at the office tomorrow OP. It would be so much easier going to work, and knowing I could come home to a woman I can cuddle and make out with.

But alas, I do not have that luxury, and I doubt I ever will.

I'm damn tired robots, dunno if I can do this for much longer.
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>>24833205
Worst spot location coming through
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>have to sit here between 12 and 2 waiting for the jobcentre to call me

If they want to speak to me why not just ask me to go in at a specific time? Instead of giving me a 2 hour window where I can't fucking do anything
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post your favourite brit band
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>>24833406
Shit, you can never squeeze that mother fucker.

Lip for some reason is hell, but always so satisfying to pop.
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Got counsellor in a hour, should I mention my waifu?
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>>24833602
yes it's a clear mental health issue
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>>24833625
Are they going to be mean about it?
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>>24833602
don't just mention your waifu, you have to explain why you have her and your detatchment from 3D
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>>24833448

Proper English music, lad.
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Social worker has sent me a bunch of sheets to fill out and I can't be arsed. Stuff like "relapse prevention" and "goals".

It's always embarrassing when I go to a meeting and have to pretend I didn't realise I had to fill something out though.
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>have to send the dole proof of my bank account for oct/nov
>they will see all the shit I buy

HELP
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lads how do I get some cheeky autism pounds
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>>24833684
>have to send the dole proof of my bank account for oct/nov
Why? What did you do to fuck up?
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>>24833653
My counsellor is female though, I think she'll get offended if I go into detail on why 2D is superior.
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>>24833684

They are just bothered about the balance not what you spend it on.
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>>24833707
youve already fucked up by having a female counsellor, youll never be able to give your real feelings to a woman
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>tfw talking to a qt Icelandic gril
What do I do lads?
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>>24833692

I was randomly selected to make sure there was no change in my circumstances. They want me to prove what I said about my bank is legit (which it is)

>tfw I sent my mate money I owed him with the note "PLASTIC SPACESHIPS"

FUCK

>>24833710

I said is it just balance and they want a full statement with transactions
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>>24833720
It's from the NHS, I couldn't get to choose.
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>>24833724
ask her is she wants to breed
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>>24833724
learn to do the tv accent
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>>24833725

Harsh one, a few years ago I had to do that and I just sent them my hideously depressing bank balance.
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Does vodka ever leave your system? this hangover just refuses to leave right now, made a small fry up for lunch to try and drown the booze in grease, i fucking love eggs on toast
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>>24833725

I had to send my savings book and balance in about a month ago for ESA circumstance check. Nothing has changed so far.

I had to 400 quid transfers to my mother within 1 week of each other titled "3 monthly rent" kek.

The over all amount should be more or less the same as last time they checked though.
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>>24833749

It's not just my savings account, they want my actual bank account too as that apparently counts as savings
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>>24832945
spoons is always acceptable, i live for their bangers and mash right now
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>>24833725

plastic spaceships sounds like some weird drug thing to me.
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>>24830065
So how does one deal with poleaboo? Is this person simply broken? How do you deal with a broken person in society? Should him and those like him be euthanized?
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>>24833759

I had to give them a statement too.

Don't worry about it, nothing you can do.
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>>24833749
How much do you get a week on ESA?
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>>24833382
>be chav
>go outside with other chavs

Backpage has some chavy hookers normally though
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>>24833774

About 500 a month
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Where do you guys all live?
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>>24833448
portishead are amazing, just a shame they only made 3 albums before disappearing off the face of the earth
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>>24833792
So you're on the support group?
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>>24833798

Yes

feadwadwawdaw
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>>24833796

Guildford, unfortunately. Or, as the locals refer to it "Giwfud"
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Who else adds common online slang to the word checker function on Firefox as red lines annoy you?
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>>24833797

Sour times!
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>>24833796
South Oxfordshire
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>>24833818
Same senpai. I was wondering if there was any other way to collect more bennies.
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>>24833448
rhyme asylum (if they are classed as a band)
the police
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>>24833796
The most irrelevant place ITT I'm sure.
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>>24833847

If you lived alone you'd get more I guess, and you can get PIPs but I can't be bothered to go through the trouble. I'm fine at the moment breaking even.
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>>24833796
south of Hampshire
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>>24833796
Brighton senpai
I'm a massive fag
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>>24833949
be my bf please desu?
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Who here not a virgin?
Need advice.
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>delivery fucktard from amazon came to my house at 2:30 yesterday
>wazoo or whatever service halford uses delivers today, it's already 1pm, so he's gonna be here in the afternoon


Who the fuck thought this shit was smart? like do they not realize fucking no one is at home at that hour? then they fucking dump it to your neighbors or someshit or make you travel 20 minutes to some warehouse to get it.

fuck these niggers.
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>>24833796
Chav central
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>>24833796

Liverpool lad
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>>24833966
advice on what

benis goes in banjina
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>>24833966
What advice would you like
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>>24834004
My condolences lad
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This girl is obsessed with me, to stalkerish levels. I always though tit would be kind of hot to have a girl obsess over you since I've always been the loner kid but this isn't hot as all, it's pretty annoying. The most beta part is I'm still tempted to ask her out so I finally have a gf
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>>24834045
fuck off id kill to have a girl stalk me
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>>24834045
is she qt?

original comment
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>>24834054
Thats what I thought mate, maybe I just have a boring stalker or something

>tfw she'll never sneak into my room at night and tie me down
>>24834060
Not really, pretty bland, at least she is skinny I guess
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>>24834078
tell me whats so boring
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>>24834060
Obviously not a qt otherwise he wouldn't be complaining
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>>24833964
Wh-where you at though?
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>>24834090
She just keeps asking to hang out, like every day, I wouldnt really say shes a stalker but shes messaged a few times saying she saw me out in town which creeped me out a bit
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>>24834102
not near brighton, though we can still travel to each other to cuddle and fall asleep together, and maybe you can suck my dick and let me jerk you off and get to the fugging
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>>24834114
Christ you're a fucking faggot, you didn't even know what you wanted. You don't want a stalker, and judging from your comment before and her tying you up, you just are into light femdom.
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>>24834014
>>24834009
How do you not bust so fast.
She gave me a handjob and I came in 3 minuits and then we tried to fuck and I couldn't get hard again.
It was a 1 night thing so I doubt I'm ever gonna get the chance again but just incase
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>>24834148
I always thought I did want a stalker, but since the most basic of stalker things creeped me out, I guess not
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>>24833964
I believe in you senpai, you'll find someone eventually.
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>>24833796
nookastle
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>>24834151
Comes with experience I think

if possible try to have a wank shortly before (like the night before or closer depending on how often you usually do)
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>coming back from work yesterday
>coppers at tube station
>Think to myself they are taking this leytonstone thing serious
>It's literally just one 5ft nothing policewoman

Yes, she will stop the snackbars from murdering anyone. Doesn't even have a gun the dozy cow.
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Thinking about murdering my dad
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>>24834263
>shortly before
>like the night before
dont people wank multiple times a day?
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>>24834239
pls vocaroo plssss
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>>24834313
Same mate
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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test, I may be banned for no reason whatsoever
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>>24834398
you'll be banned for being a faggot
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>>24831507
>>24831533
>>24831614
Someone I know was seeing her like 6-7 years ago, she used to be a firebreather/dancer in Liquid (club) in Portsmouth
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>>24833724
Ask if they have any good deals on
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>>24833796
Liverpool desu lad
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>>24833796
Bournemouth, not from here tho
>>24833873
Where abouts?
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>>24834568
Southampton lad
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>>24833796
Kentish man
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>>24833406
>>24833490
>squeezing spots in the zone of death
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chavs are distugst me
fucking inbreds
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That staker girl messaged me again lads, should I just go see her and put an end to robot-dom
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>>24833796
ESSEX

god's county
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>>24834652
Only if she's fit.
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>>24834664
She isnt but its not like I can aim too high
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>>24834652
any pics?

>>24834680
pussy is pussy dude, go for it, wear a johny in case she is baby crazy, but a roots a root
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>>24834680
post her lad
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>>24834239
Y'areet pet, don't really know half of these other places you guys live representing for the midlands here.
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>>24834692
>>24834699
Don't judge me too hard lads
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>>24833321
Are you grill?Not original thought.
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>>24833796
bangor, northern ireland.
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>>24833796

North Yorkshire
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>>24834731
she looks a bit crazy but would be a good fuck I reckon

go for it lad
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>>24834731
I'd still dip my wick mate.
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>>24834731
Dude, why are you even hesitating? She looks fine, you got a good catch there without even having to pull!
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>>24834731
would cuddle and shag 2bh
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>>24834757
>>24834759
>>24834763
>>24834769
Guess I'll go for it lads

>inb4 she accuses me of false rape
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>>24834809
good luck m8

original comment
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>>24834809
Do it, at least you get some free pussy with a risk, hot as fuck tbqh
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>>24834809
post tiddies if you fuck plz
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>>24833796
>All these people living in cities
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/Birmingham/ here... Why do I have to live In this shit hole
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>>24834731
She looks identical to my ex, including the wig If her name's Katie then just run because she's fucking crazy
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>hear craigslist can get you easy pussy
>try it
>everyone is spambot
>if their not spambots they just ask for you card details

suppose all the slags are on tinder these days
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>>24833797
I wonder where they could have gone.
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>>24834897
Nah its not but I'm sure she's crazy anyways
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Postman still didn't bring me the thing,

Think its time to murder the postman.
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>>24835087
Bro, same boat here, i been waiting for some twat to deliver a replica warhammer for 3 months now, trying to ask for a refund lately but i think he might have scrammed at this point, dunno if paypal can help
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>>24835124
whered you buy from?
sure you can open a dispute with paypal for item not received, it`ll put a hold on his account and he will have to sort it out or you get a refund.

but do it now, 3 months is a long time, I got scammed the same way once, it was too long to do anything.
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>>24835300
irregular props, there larp people, in two days it'll be 3 months exactly, i'll message them and if they haven't got results by then i'll open the dispute.
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How do i get on ESA lads?

I've got a life of minimum wageslavery to look forward too, so it seems i might as well just give it up when bennies gives the same amount.
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>>24835344
are you actually a broken human being?
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>>24833949
MARRY ME

NOW
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>>24833796
fucking dudley
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>>24833796
N E W C A S T L E

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>>24835344
cut your achilles tendon with a hacksaw
I'd recommend anaesthesia
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>>24834239
I'd love to see Cheryl Cole take black cock
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>>24833796
Reading

original comment
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>>24835555
vocaroo plss mate
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I owe 567 punds and I'm a neet
what do?
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>>24835344
You will need to get evaluated.

Supposedly it's VERY hard but most robots seem on it so who knows? I got on it with anxiety/depressing/suicidal problems.
I guess it comes down to who your evaluator is.
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>>24835578
sell self on craigslist lad
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>>24835578
depends who you owe money
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>>24835570

Now you've read it, where do you live? Or are you still reading?
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>>24835594
most robots are broken people
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>>24835578
Buy some weed and smoke it with me? Or save it, nothing worse than paying rent then living just above your overdraft
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>>24835618
Countless robots are in Uni and have a job.
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>even number of people in class
>still end up without a partner

Starting to get really sick of these normies desu~
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>>24835486
Depends on what you mean.

I can hold down a job, but i'm a beta social retard.
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>>24835644
You wont get ESA.
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>>24835644
>I can hold down a job,
Then you're not worthy of ESA.
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>>24835617
no m8 i live in Reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Berkshire
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>>24835644
ESA means unfit to work.

I got a few months after a failed suicide attempt (and a permanently fucked up kidney).
It's funny how baeurocratic people can be with the suicidal. You're just a name on a piece of paper.
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>tfw live in middlesbrough
pls kill me irl
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>>24835678
>Only a few months
Learn to work the system, senpai.
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>>24835644
Just say you're depressed and get a sick note from your gp. It isn't hard.
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>>24835713
I didn't want sympathy, I wanted to be dead
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>>24835654

I'm not really interested in the reading rates in Berkshire, I just want to know if you've finished reading the question yet.
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No friends.. feeling pretty lonely desu
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>>24835722
So edgy, so drama~~~~
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>>24835762
I'll be your friend desu anon
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>>24835722
Nice dubs friendo

but check these
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how many of you retards are actually disgusting pakis? remember you're anonymous so no reason to lie
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>>24835780
Nice to know, thanks, but you probably wouldn't if you met me.
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>>24835776
well this is an anonymous image board, be as edgy as you feel
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>>24835807

Why?

original comment
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can I just stick my pillow and mattress into the washing machine with one of those "pods" that disintegrate?
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>>24833766
>wanting to genocide half of /r9k/
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>>24833796
Middlesbrough, well close enough anyway

Sat playing some heroes of the Storm, going my daily then I might play a bit of EU4 though I'm absolutely brass at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4I_INoagY
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>>24835869
only if you want to set off a thermonuclear reaction
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>>24835869
I don't think you'll fit a mattress in the washing machine. Pillows and duvet should be alright tho
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>>24835891
>someone else from middlesbrough on r9k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>24835833
Bad at conversation, nothing much interesting to actually say, bit of a psychopath I don't seem to empathize with anyone, even though I can hide it kind of well. Just don't see why anyone would bother.
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>>24835918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Actually live closer to Stockton-on-Tees but no fucker knows where that is
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>>24835939
>literally the same
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHGODWHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>24835923

Because most of us are exactly the same, experiencing the same crippling loneliness you are and want to put an end to that by interacting with someone who will understand their catastrophic conversational fuckups rather than going back to other normies to tell them all how weird you are.

It's unlikely that many of us live in the same city though so most of us are fucked. If any of us could meet up and hang out I'd be up for it. Would be nice to hear a robot success story.
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>>24835956
>N-N-Norton??
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>>24835992
Roseworth so pretty much down the road
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>>24835939
Qtapoota
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>>24835998
Wanna go smoke some fags under the blue bridge?
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>Freezing
>Too early to start the fire
>Can't figure out how to turn the heating on
I feel like one of those old people
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>>24836024
don't wana get murdered desu
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>>24836045
>>24836024
>>24835998
>>24835992
>>24835956
>>24835939
>>24835918
>>24835891
top samefagging this.
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>>24836064
Filename related
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>>24835972
What you're saying is true, to be hi eat with you id be up to hang out aswell, but yeah, distance is an issue, and finding someone like minded who lives close to you should be treated for what it is, a blessing.

I did see a while ago that there was a meetup in London, I don't live too far from London, I'm in Essex, but in curious, if anyone knows how it went, as to how it went.
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>>24836096
Honest, not hi eat, fucking phone.
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>>24834568
Where in bournemouth lad?
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>>24836086
what's your steam desu?
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>>24836096

Meetups will always end in failure, everyone will try too hard and cliques will inevitably form which are naturally detrimental to robot stability.

If people just met up to chill things would be much better.
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>>24836172
ESOTERiC

with the jojo avatar
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>>24834559
>>24834004
Liverpool 5
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>>24836190
Yeah, like a place people went and whoever's there is there, but again, it's impractible because of distance.

>tfw no robot friendship
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>Poleaboo sold Arkham Knight
>4 quid above what he bought it for, enough to cover the postage cost but ebay/paypal fees would eradicate his profit
>Went to local paki postoffice
>The one in town is only 5 minutes away but this one is closer still and he wanted to support local paki businesses
>Noticed one of the local paki opticians advertising Man City glasses frames - would have liked a pair of those
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>>24836264
>poleaboo is a filthy plastic fan
shameful
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>>24836238

>robot living next to a football ground

oh dear lord
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>>24835344
this is the problem with the benny system Tbh
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>>24835654
>spergs in charge of understanding humour

>>24835754
>>24835617
don't worry lad I thought it was very funny
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>>24836274
scouse power, not a robot just gave up hope ages ago
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sick of this poleaboo meme Tbh

worse than tripfags, at least they can be filtered
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>>24836326

Same. Google confirms.

It's shit being an /r9k/ish scouser.
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>>24836264
>Went to local paki postoffice
Why is Poleaboo trying this hard to fit in?
He IS a paki.
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