[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Hey guys. Don't know how many of you remember, but a week
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 38
Thread images: 6
File: image.jpg (48 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
48 KB, 640x640
Hey guys. Don't know how many of you remember, but a week ago I said I was going to talk to a qt 10/10 at my school.

> senior in hs
> inb4 underageb& I'm 18
> notice 10/10 two years back
> find out her name and grade (2 years behind me)
> do nothing with this information until now

So after a week of waiting for an opportunity, I spoke to her. Here's the green text.

> camp in library where I know she is, fuck around on my phone until bell rings
> showtime.mkv
> walk out after her
> she reaches her locker
> abort.ini
> walk past
> curse myself for pussing out
> turn around, walk past again, steal a newspaper as an excuse
> start walking back, she's just about done closing her locker
> walk up next to her
> she finished with her locker, stands up, and walks away without seeing me
> catch up to her
> sort of backhand nudge her shoulder
> no apparent notice
> "hey"
> she responds "hey"
> thiswasabadidea.flv
> freeze for a second
> "...anon."
> "anonette"
> "...were you in that writing festival last year?"
> know she was
> "yeah"
> "yeah, that was a good story you did."
> "thanks"
> all power to spaghetti containment fields
> "we're you in the writing class last year?"
> "yeah, I was."
> "yeah, that's good."
> walk away
> realize I'm going to be branded a creep for the remainder of high school
> go to class contemplating suicide

D-did I overcome my autism, guys?
>>
>>24814367
why try, why put yourself through this pain. you knew you were going to fuck it up so why did you even try?
>>
File: screaming.png (608 KB, 360x432) Image search: [Google]
screaming.png
608 KB, 360x432
>>24814367
I bet you learned your lesson didn't you.
Dig up the prequel to this in from the archive. I don't believe you thought any of this through. Though you brought it all on yourself.
>>
>>24814367
I remember you
you were gonna camp on a bench on something
don't worry dude, things may not be as bad as they seem
I went full autismo on a girl once.
Ended up dating her sister who knew about the episode a while later
>>
>>24814975
I was incredibly horny and couldn't ignore her any longer.

Having done it I feel a lot more relaxed, like a weight has been lifted off my back.
>>
No, you actually made it worse by attempting and failing. You'll look back at this and use it as an excuse not to try again.
>>
>>24815198
This.

Although on the other hand, at least she knows he exists now.
>>
>>24814997
>>24666011

Archived post for you.
>>
>>24815338
Yeah, but he may wish she didn't.
>>
File: 98765447.gif (2 MB, 245x204) Image search: [Google]
98765447.gif
2 MB, 245x204
>>24815506
lel you thought you had a greenlight from dub ones!?

Senpai at least get something good like idk.. trips?
>>
>>24817066
Dub sixes have spoken. Get better numbers to decide your life on.
>>
>>24817140
No friend. Together we have trips.
>>24815506
>>24817066
>>
>>24814367
You should have asked her out
>>
>>24817196
Is never spoken to this girl before; in fact, had never interacted with her before other than occasionally seeing each other in the hallways.

I feel like asking her out would have made this go a hell of a lot worse.
>>
>>24817229
Naw dude, people respect honesty. If you told her you think she is attractive and want to get a coffee, she'd be more likely to not think you're a creep than spouting off weird facts like you've been stalking her
>>
>>24817294
Sound logic. I'll consider it if I ever talk to her again.

Should I try again?
>>
>>24817357
What else do you know about her?
>>
>>24817357
If I was as confident as you I'd probably try again
>>
>>24817388
Everything I know?

> bisexual
> two years behind me
> was in writing class
> did some sort of writing festival thing
> first and last name
> locker number
> names of a few of her friends
> fairly certain she's an arts type of person

I've done an excellent job of pretending like I don't know her, if I do say so myself.
>>
If you're fairly good looking, she knows you are into her, and she'll find it cute or whatever

Now if you're the stereotypical ugly piece of shit that browses this cesspool of a board, then you'll come off as a creep, and except a restrainer order in the week to come
>>
Alright, I think I'm going to try again. Here's a rough sketch of what I plan to say.

> hey, anonette.
> I realize this may sound strange, but would you like to get a coffee sometime?

Years of rejection have rendered me immune to disappointment. Given a bit of prep time, I could pull this off with almost chad-tier confidence.
>>
File: 1442224463910.gif (461 KB, 250x125) Image search: [Google]
1442224463910.gif
461 KB, 250x125
>>24817501
don't say
>i know this is strange
thats the most cringy and retarded shit to say, just say hey, was wondering if you wanna grab some coffee?
>>
>>24817357
Just be like, "I've seen you around, I think you're cute and want to get to know you better. Give me your # and we can hang out some time"
>>
>>24817451
A good place to hangout then could be bookstores, record stores, art museum, etc
>>
File: 1449286392838.jpg (247 KB, 1224x1445) Image search: [Google]
1449286392838.jpg
247 KB, 1224x1445
>>24817451
> bisexual
fucking kill that fag you underage fat normie fuck
>>
>>24817632
You're right on that part.
>>
>>24817451
What are some of the other guys she's dated like?
>>
>>24817357
Your confidence is admirable.
>>
>>24817812
No idea. I don't know of any past boyfriends.
>>
>>24817914
He do you know she's bi?
>>
>>24817945
I stalked her ask.fm
>>
>>24817956
She's actually done a pretty good job with privacy settings on social media. I've managed to glean very little about her.
>>
>>24817956
So what's the plan, are you really going to ask for her number?
>>
File: image.jpg (44 KB, 990x497) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
44 KB, 990x497
>>24818062
Alright

> hey anonette
> I'm going to be straight with you here. I've seen you around, I think you're cute, and I was wondering if you'd like to get a coffee sometime.
> depending on how it goes, give her my number, get hers

Now to wait for a day when I feel particularly confident.
>>
>>24818130
What's your appearance like? How tall are you, how do you wear your hair, what style of clothing? All of these are important as well as being confident
>>
>>24818168
6 foot
However I wake up, I bother to look in the mirror and make it presentable though
t-shirts, cargo pants, Generally a jacket of some sort
>>
>>24818239
I'd do a little more research on her, find what she thinks is attractive ie clothing/hair style
>>
Thanks for all the help, anons.

I will post how this goes.
Thread replies: 38
Thread images: 6

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.