Why are you not getting pussy on tinder? Its so easy tho?
>>24761918
>not real love
>sexually transmitted diseases
>>24761918
because i don't fuck shit skins like you do OP.
>>24761918
Post the pictures you're using, Chad
>>24761918
this fucking autist again, we get it you're good looking and somewhat confident, enjoy yourself.
>>24761918
I know right bro! it's so fucking easy!
>>24761918
I don't like IMing anymore. I'd have mad into Tinder in my late teens but not now.
youtube.com/watch?v=FtrkiYmmRRU
>>24761918
>been using tinder longer than most people
>only matches I got were bots
Yeah it's easy pussy... for Chad.
>>24761973
Forgot to talk about the link. all too real.
>>24761918
>Acknowledges they are a half breed.
Unknown New-type boner emerges from the seem in my pants.
You find the funniest women on tinder
>>24761918
>picking up landwhales
nice job op
Because I'm ugly, famalamadingdong
>>24761918
what is your secret/tactic?
I don't use Jewbook
>>24761918
because im not attractive enough for tinder
>>24762109
>let me guess you used to cut
Hurr durr no really holy fuck nelson
>>24762387
There is no secret, if they swipe right then your in, also dont be completely ugly
>>24762722
well i matched with 10 girls, 6 are completely fucking ugly and the other 4 ignore me
>>24761918
Because I'm not a normalfag.
No one would ever match me even if I paid the ugly tax.
>>24762851
I paid for ugly tax and I still dont get success :(
Because i am an actual robot. I dont have a facebook and haven't had a picture taken of myself in at least 5 years.
>>24762910
i made fb just for tinder and only got some generic selfie
i put a phone in a tree few days ago when i walked in the forrest, set the timer and it snapped a pic of me,
im hoping it makes me look adventurous
you could always try it if youre pretty much alone like me
>>24762814
Fuck the ugly ones, pussy is pussy
>>24762951
i have incredibly high standards and rather die alone than fuck a fat chick
seriously they are awful
You are not getting any pussy you faggot. Women swipe people just because they want attention.
>>24762972
the problem is I did match with hot ones too, but they ignore me
>>24762995
Your opening line wasn't agressive enough probably, try messaging the ugly ones and see if your skills work on them, if they ignore you too then your doing something wrong, if you need help just ask bro I got you
>>24763067
well i made a thread in /adv/ and there they told me i was being too forward and hasty and now you say i am not agressive enough
idk what to do
>tfw 265 matches on tinder
kinda sucks though because i'm too autistic to talk to most of them. have gotten laid a few times though
>>24763088
Use what I wrote and I guarantee you will get a response , after that your on your own with your responses
>>24763138
i will try it one the next one then
>>24761918
>Why are you not getting pussy on tinder?
Because I've been in a committed relationship for 5 years and married for 3 years.
>>24762947
ahahahaha that's funny. the lengths robots will go to appear normal. not like I'm any different though.
>>24763138
cecilia is such pretty name.
>tfw you never even bother messaging all these qts
>>24763262
wtf r u doing? how?
>>24761943
>real love
You already lost the fight there, anon
>>24763191
>>>24761918
>>Why are you not getting pussy on tinder?
>
>Because I've been in a committed relationship for 5 years and married for 3 years.
Do they know each other?
>>24763262
post the dog
>Be good looking German with Russian First name and German second First name (and random German last name)
>Make Tinder account, go though 100 girls, 2 matches
>Change facebook to second first name, restart Tinder and go though the the same girls, more colorful photo
>17 matches
racist shits
now my university is big as fuck but im still worried someone who knows my girlfriend will see me or potentially match me on there
Going to use it this winter break though
I have literally no game and I live with my Mom.
I just match to stroke my ego.
>>24763302
>Do they know each other?
You're right; that was worded quite poorly.
>>24763275
Idk. It's just like a game to me. It's mostly an app where I can look at pictures of pretty girls. Plus, I'm a virgin and kind of afraid of actually succeeding.
>>24763320
Ernie. Poodle. I'm not sure if this is the actual picture but it's at least a similar one.
>>24763138
I'm not italian, mexican or semi handsome. Should i just keep it?
>>24763373
Also, there is the first chick who wants to meet
>me: this is shit, I don't know what to say
>her: it's cool to meet new people after moving or when on vacation though
>me: complaining how this Tinder is shit and you can't talk with people like on the more straight forward Couchsurfing
>her: I'm a passionate Couchsurfer too! So let's just meet up, right? *smileyface*
How do I make it clear now that it's about sex to me?
>louisville kentucky
>nothing but niggers and single moms with their faces in the pictures or both all looking for chad
>craigslist personals is mostly all gays or men posting under the w4m
>>24762851
When I used tinder I was able to just set my phone clock half a day forwards and the timer went away- but I didn't get any matches after the fact so I don't know if it got me shadowbanned or if I wasn't being put into girl's decks anyways.
>>24763373
Slav here iktf
>they probably think I'm a right leaning gun toting gender roles enforcer
>I actually am
i've tried for months and never got a match
I dont think people actualy use tinder in my country
What is it with dogs? Why do women care about dogs? Why do women care about animals? What does "animal lover" even mean? Are you dating the fucking dog or me?
Do they seek out animals to love? Do they watch documentaries all the time (I'm 100% sure they don't and I probably know more about animals than them)
I can't understand it. It's so meaningless. Bitches and hoes.
>>24763479
she sounds like an echte Schlampe
I've never even hugged a girl. what do you do after you match and talk for a while? do they come over expecting s*x?
I'm that black guy from yesterday's tinder thread who's doing pretty well. There's hope for us blackanons.
>>24763808
they like that you have a responsibility and take care of the dog. they also like playing with it.
I hope you're all aware of the fact that tinder is a fuck-app for normalfags, not a standard dating site with a bit of everything.
>>24763808
I think it shows them you are able to love and take care of another living being even if they dont realise it, it affects them subconciously
I can get a few matches but no one ever responds to me..
>>24763808
Humans and dogs have evolved along side each other for basically all of recorded history. During that time the pups have been positively selected for traits that humans just genetically... find endearing.
Stuff like big heads little bodies in youth, big'ol eyes, adorable scruff, and on an emotional/psychological level they're prone to seeing their owner as the pack leader and just want to please them.
A certain amount of dopamine is released just from petting and stroking dogs/cats, too.
It's just genetics I don't have to explain shit
>>24763863
I hope you're aware that this board is pretty much just all failed normalfags at this point.
They all probably have facebook and vain pictures of themselves posted online anyway. Of course they're going to try (and fail) at tinder.
>>24762109
>let me guess you used to cut
NO FUCKING SHIT, this legit fucking triggered me
>>24763808
>she sounds like an echte Schlampe
Let's hope.
>>24763479
warum kein lovoo das viel besser
>>24763808
Because dogs are the best. That's all there is to it.
>>24763373
What are your names? Also
>second first name
Euros are weird.
>>24764063
well, it's possible that the scars weren't self-inflicted.
>>24763835
>>24763262
do you guys use tinder plus
ALRIGHT GIVE ME SOME EASY TO FOLLOW TIPS ON GETTING LAID ON THIS BULLSHIT APP
I have tons of matches but NEVER know what to say. You clever motherfuckers need to help an autist out because I'm dead set on fucking some pussy off of this thing. Please, any and all tips just give me something here.
>>24764328
I don't have Tinder, nor have I ever, but from what I understand based of observation, being straight up works great. "Hey cutie, let's do x".
There's that image that floats around here where they asked 300 grills and 300 dudes about their experience with Tinder. The girls said that being straight forward was the best way to go, "with "wanna smash?" being particularly effective". I don't have it but someone else might.
Not interested in sluts
I generally refuse to talk to people who use that shit.
>>24764423
sour grapes. you know you'd fail so you justify it as being "not interested in sluts".
>>24764178
How do you use that for hookup?
desu Tinder is exhausting enough for me, I score much much better if I open personally.
>>24764456
I find them morally reprehensible.
I dont care if a girls had sex in a committed relationship, but being a slut is inexcusable.
>>24763539
some of the uofl and bellarmine girls are pretty qt senpai but they never match me.
>>24764322
No
Original conteny is or
>>24764524
as if you'd reject a random girl coming on to you.
>>24764568
I would. I'm not some whipped faggot like you.
Quit projecting your desperation onto others.
>>24761918
Because i'm 5'10
>>24764632
you don't know me. I've seen your photos. I really doubt you'd hold to your o so holy convictions with a naked 3/10 in front of you.
>>24761918
Tinder doesnt seem to work in southern yurop. If you browse through girls, they are mostly huge party slags, land whales, or incredibly ugly.
There seems to be a little amount of normal girls, but they use it mostly for a quick ego boost.
>>24764679
i would, and have.
Never had a naked chick in front of me, but I have turned down women before.
>>24764809
Yikes bro
>>24764809
I have a friend thats just like you... Man i hate that guy
I can't even attempt to get a girlfriend until I shed 30 or 40 pounds
such a confidence killer
>>24764272
I have 3 firt names
>>24765233
Are you Spanish?
>>24765192
>I have a friend who wont enable sluts and fuck anything with a hole
>I hate him
>>24765295
No, French
>>24763434
Use it to develop your game. Just keep saying the most outrageous shit you can think of and gauge your strengths and weaknesses. Your game will stay shit unless you practice.
>>24763434
>>24763835
whats the population where you are at.
Ive got like 20 matches in 2 months. My city has 35,000 people tho
>>24763434
>I just match to stroke my ego.
So do they and its what makes tinder shitty. Maybe 1 in 5 are actually down to meet irl.
>>24764328
>delete tinder
>go on backpages
>get a hooker
I just saved you a few weeks of frustration.
>>24764014
Well yeah, the original crowd of outcasts are almost entirely gone. 4chan died in 2011 or somewhere around then, where the userbase grew to like 4 times the size in just 6 months, not to mention what happened after that.
>>24765836
central florida which is 8.2 million
>>24765724
define the most outrageous shit?
But I am op
>>24766276
I think i'd do well on tinder but i moved away from the big city
not having a large population sucks
>>24766293
I live in a city of just under 50k ppl
>>24766336
Yeah I live in one with I think around 100k. I have moderate success. But I think I fucked with my Tinder algorithm by having 2 accounts, switching between them and deleting the app data and cache every time in order to do it. I have significantly less matches now after doing that.
Lol, made a tinder with only 1 pic, a close up face pic, and I got over 70 matches. Feelsgoodman
>>24766358
Matchlets wwtl
>>24761958
you fuck no-one.
>>24766459
what does that mean?
probably not originelblox
>>24763479
>How do I make it clear now that it's about sex to me?
You cuddle with her for a date, maybe two, if she doesn't give you sex then you will never get it.
testing to see if i can post
>>24766237
Just something stupid that is said without any fucks given to get a reaction out of them. For example if I saw that a girl had a cat in one of her pics I'd ask her if she'd lick her cats asshole for million dollars or some shit like that.
What you say isn't important what's more important is that you say it and get more comfortable in saying whatever you want to these women.
>>24761918
OP why the fuck are you lying to us
>>24767397
Im not tho, if you need help getting laid on tinder let me know i got you bro
>>24763262
>Aryn
There's you're waifu /r9k/
>>24767444
>Im not tho
bro its the internet. you could be a flying spaghetti monster for all i know.
>>24761943
love is just a concept placed over the fact that certain chemicals are released that make you basically fuck and procreate. its evolution
at least thats what i tell myself but you cant stop those chemicals from being released
>>24761918
>Why are you not getting pussy on tinder? Its so easy tho?
Maybe if you have some photos of yourself or own a proper camera to take some. Potatophone with a two megapixel camera won't work for that.
Are there only sloots on tinder? I want a gf, not one night.
That feel when fuck buddy turns platonic friend vai tinder.
>>24764322
I do not. I'm one of the guys you replied to.
>>24761918
Height, Race, and Muscles (Body)?
Do you mention your height?
Do you show your muscles?
Post pics of more of your matches for proof.
>im a half breed
why the fuck did she say that? I thought /Pol/ said tinder was degenerate?
>>24763835
>black
Link to thread?
>>24761918
Whores will drain my wizardry.
>>24770338
>>24736680
Here you go pham. Lots of gold in that thread too
Matching with single mothers on tinder is the worst way
>>24766237
i was in that thread yesterday
your a black chad
i'm also 6'2 and black as well
I live near Atlanta. I only get a real match maybe once every weeks some times once every other week
you have it pretty good
>>24772061
Not even bots match with you?
>>24763808
women dont give a shit about animals or nature. they just like cute animals like dogs because they're cute
>>24761918
I used tinder for about 2 months about half a year ago. I swiped right on about 95% of women and got 3 matches. I was too scared to start a conversation with all of them, and none of them initiated a conversation themselves.
