Tinder thread for robots.
Share experiences, stories and tips/hacks here with other robots so we can escape robotdom
>>24734386
Anyone had any luck yet? I havent after 3 days or so, so I bought tinder plus. First time I ever paid for shit like this but fuck it i hope i can get laid one day. I even made an auto-like mechanic machine with some old toy motors
>>24734394
>Paying for Tinder Plus
Tippity Toppity Kek
should i make one
>>24734394
Also if I reset tinder so I can like people I previously denied, do I lose my account?
>>24734414
I know m8, I know..
But what else is there to do?
>>24734421
idk, its better than nothing
i made it and i didnt even have fb so i made that first with just 1 generic selfie
i would put more pics but i honestly dont got any more
im just tired of being alone so i thought fuck it
>>24734386
Robot who somehow gets laid lots, ask me anything.
Currently juggling 3 women, with possibly another 2 on the way. Have had sex with about 10 people.
>>24734448
Adopting trip for the sake of this threaed if people want replies.
>live in England
>ugliest women in the entire world
i want to fucking hurl every time i open that app, send help
>>24734438
do i need a facebook to make an account?
>>24734448
>on /r9k/
>claims to get laid
3/10
>>24734448
>>24734474
>robot
>has sex regularly with different women
How about 'no'?
tips from normie femanon:
>use decent pictures dont be dumb
>if you can't be flirty, just have a convo but don't be overly blunt
>if u want a gf--> get coffee
>if u want someone to put their mouth on you (or vice versa) go to a bar or invite over for a movie
basically don't be gross, be charming and take some initiative bc girls are pussies and it's all to easy to be passive on tinder
also message for a little bit then ask for her number to continue the convo,,, if u wait too long to go out you're gonna fuck yourself over because it won't ever happen then
>>24734481
move man
i would kill myself if i had to live there
>>24734490
hey whats up stranger! I noticed you like posting on 4chan too haha!
wanna get food sometime? my kik is jiadou, message me soon!
>>24734543
omit the haha and that wasn't bad at all
also have a good bio. funny, not sexual, not too descriptive
>>24734448
You're not a robot if you're not a virgin, you mong.
>>24734488
I've been here since the boards inception, been on 4chan for about 9 years. I've visted other imageboards, but /r9k/ has always been my favorite. Well, it use to be, when we had the fun green text stories. I wish we had more these days.
>>24734489
What is your definition of a robot? One who has been here forever or one who frogposts incessantly?
>>24734561
no seriously please kik me anon
>>24734591
*boards inception, removal, and return.
>>24734600
i'm not sure i understand why
>Send girls the archaeologist line
>They stop replying to me
How do i talk to girls?
>>24734613
sorry i should have explained
you will be my gf
please reply with age height weight etnicity interests and location, i want to know more about my gf
>live in nyc
>only swipe right
>girl asks if i have big dick
>tells me to come over
>best hanjob ever
>both get attached
>she had boyfriend, and shes also popular
>she tried killing herself the other day
thats why im not on tinder, just trying to fuck up the lives of ppl i already know
>>24734676
...time to make a tinder
>>24734483
yes
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>Find a cutie that doesn't seem like a whore
>go on few dates
>realise she's as plain as a log
I know I should just stop trying but I'm too lonely to let go.
>>24734729
lol were you muted for 4 seconds
or was that me
both of us had highly un original posts so idk
>>24734753
it was me
and now again You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>swip right every girl
>only matched with ugo's, niggers and landwhales
>the rare nice looking ones never respond
GODDAMN IT
NO NO NO FUUUUUUUUUUU
>Bought tinder plus
>Nobody left in my area
>Thought I start over and be less picky this time
>Lost Tinder Plus
welp, i enjoyed it for a full hour, how do I get it back? Shit cost me 8 bucks
ive had it for like a month and got 30 matches, most being fatties. anyone above a 3 doesnt even respond to my message, which makes sense as im a 3 too
is it reasonable to try to lose my virginity from tinder? Is it as easy as just messaging them and then fucking?
>>24734906
it's not that easy, but if you no how to handle yourself it isn't hard at all
>>24734930
can you elaborate pls
>>24734935
case by case scenario? me, stacey, can navigate it pretty well. make sure you know how to get what you want and who to ask basically. idk you but if youre a total autist then idk how to help
Anyone got advice how to get more useful pics of yourself?
I only got 1 generic selfie and I feel like thats whats holding shit back
>>24734977
>"ayy just bleh idk just do it i guess lel :3"
Thanks for that advice, wow you must be cool cause you're so lax about it
fro y eperiene eery1 already wants to fuk on tinder so u just gotta oe up with a good way of gettin in their house if its a big dik good or pissa or assaage
>>24735008
You can't take female advice seriously when it comes to this stuff.
It goes like this. Light banter. Get phone number. Arrange meeting. Try to be smooth.
>>24734997
get a timer app or ask ur parents if u dont have friends or have friends who think thats weirdo
>>24735008
my perspective as a girl is probably v different from yours and no i don't struggle socially. like be normal and have a fun convo then invite a chick over. you'll know exactly when there's an implicit understanding that you're going to fuck but like if you're a kissless virgin and somehow landed someone who has had sex before then u probably dont know how to make a move and that sounds painful imo
>tinder
>robots
Failed normies can fuck off.
>>24735052
lol we gave the same advice --->>24735067
>>24735074
very nice post anon thank you for contributing
Can anyone tell a story?
>>24734481
Why do I keep hearing that the women of England are that fucking ugly? Most british girls I've seen have been pretty average.
I've had a lot of sucess on Tinder - I try to have integrity and be picky. I like it.
I'm black, but i'm doing pretty well for myself somehow
>>24736680
Post pic pls, black out your eyes if you need to. I'm another blackanon and I'm JUST mode on this app
I told a girl that I'm a NEET and she said that was cute
>>24736680
Post avocado chat now pls
>>24736424
Sure.
Here's how I lost my virginity from tinder. This happened about a week ago.
> use tinder casually but rarely bother to message anyone because I know most of them won't reply
> found this 5/10 girl one day whose profile consisted of memes
> pretty normie tier like pepe and 9/11
> literately sent her 'ayy lmao'
> she actually responds
> exchange some memes, she's fairly basic but tolerable
> gives me her number, I didn't even have to ask
> talk to her and snapchat for about a month
> one day she asks if I want to hang out
> I reply 'why, you wanna Netflix and chill?'
> she says sure why not
> tfw I've been flirting with her without even realising it myself because I'm a turbo autist
> later she tells me she's a virgin
> panic for a bit but don't tell her I'm a virgin too
> she came over and I took her out for dinner
> then we went back to mine and fucked
will post details of fucking of anyone's interested
>>24736843
How did you initiate fucking after you got back?
>>24736843
>will post details of fucking of anyone's interested
By all means, please do.
>>24736843
This is cringey as fuck, literally the reason I would never hang out with other robots or anyone from 4chan
>>24736964
>>24736955
We've been talking casually about sex and making sex jokes before then, we also hinted a bit about it over dinner.
As for details
> literally went back to my room and sat on the bed because living room was occupied
> had some snacks and chatted for a bit
> at some point we just looked at each other and kissed
> make out for a bit
> I ask her to show me her tattoo, she has a small one on her ass
> inb4 red flag
> gave no shits
> push her down in the bed and make out while removing each other's clothes
> she's chubby but decent sized, large tits
> reach down her panties, she's already moist
> finger her for a good bit while fondling her tits
> she had to help me taking her bra off lmao
> she starts stroking me while I finger her, my hands got covered in her juice quickly
> eventually I ask 'are you ready'
> she nods
> put on condom
> spent a good minute trying to get it in because she was so tight
> she wraps her legs around me before I could move
> I didn't even last 5 mins
> we ended up watching youtube videos for a bit then did it again, only this time I also ate her out and made her moan
> she finished me off with her hand while we're wrapped together
and this is how I lost my virginity. I guess I'll show myself the way out robots
i'm thinking about getting a tinder. to pics with cute grils help u get matches? i might just pay a prostitute like $20 to take pics with me
>>24734490
>get coffee
would it seem weird if i just got a soda? i hate the taste of coffee desu
>>24737219
If you can make her orgasm you will have escaped robotitude.
I'm one message away from asking a qt stoner her number.
I need her to respond already
>>24737377
Call her a drug addicted weak willed faggot.
You shouldn't waste your time with degenerates who will just steal your video games for dank money.
>>24736680
how many bad snowbunny bitches have you bagged family?
>>24737219
Congratulations, you're no longer a robot. How does it feel ?
I could probably keep her entertained through that, but I am too autistic and would probably fail miserably at the sex initiation part, it would either be awkward as fuck or I'll just get mad and do it pure mechanically with no emotion whatsoever ... this if I don't cum in the first two minutes. Feel fucking bad being a virgin.
>>24737490
>stoners are weak willed faggots
>their weak brains can't compare with my superior focus and intelligence
>>24736588
Because compared to the rest of the non-3rd world, they're below average
As a dude living in a beach town in Florida my standards are obnoxiously high
>>24737490
We haven't even talked about weed. Just been talking about food. Asked what food she likes cause her bio said something about food, my bio says I'm better than you at cooking. She said she likes chinese food, I asked what type, she said homemade, so I suggested we have a cooking contest to see who is better at cooking and the winner gets fat. She accepted. I sent one more message making it clear I was serious and after her next reply I'm gonna arrange the date, go to her apartment, cook food, then netflix and chill.
Isn't this shit linked to facebook ?
If even one of my high school friends spots me on this shit I'd become a huuuge laughing stock
How do you guys deal with the risk of stumbling onto people you know ?
>>24737578
You don't, if they somehow find you they'll instantly know that you're desperate and they'll make fun of you forever.
How to avoid this ? Just be an actual robot, faggot. REEEEEEE
Just deleted my tinder a minute ago had 10 matches 2 responded we talked for a bit they didnt seem to interested though so fuck that not wasting my time and now i can finally get rid of normiebook
>>24737219
I heard that most women are just naturally "wet" from vaginal discharge, and they just play it off as arousal because they know how gross it is.
>>24737609
>being an actual robot means that you never had any human interraction in your life
I have no friends but I'm not some kind of fucking ghost that when through life unnoticed, far from it actually.
I don't get it. I'm reasonably attractive (have gotten compliments irl and have 80 matches in 6 days) yet every time I ask a girl if she wants to hang out, in ANY way, they always come up with an excuse. What the fuck am I doing wrong? Why would they right swipe, then continue to correspond with me, only to say she's too busy to hang out?
>>24737641
Delete your normiebook and it's fine. Still, if they find you it's pretty much over.
Tfw no game
>>24737655
>Doesn't understand that women do this in order to keep you around as a backup plan.
kek
>>24737662
Post actual conversations so we can laugh at how autistic you are.
being a completely faggot helps desu. pic related, it's my profile.
126 matches in a little less than 4 weeks, been on a number of datesonly fucked 2 tho but am now fwb with 2nd
This girl talked to me for an hour about how she would literally hurt me
>>24737662
how the fuck do you go back to pre-update tinder
god I hate the new interface
>>24737655
>Why would they right swipe, then continue to correspond with me, only to say she's too busy to hang out?
To feed their ego while they wait for Chad.
>>24737662
same
>about 20 matches right now, maybe 60-70 in total since I got it
>not chad numbers but decent enough
>literally spoke to three girls
>first one didn't reply
>second one messaged me first then disappeared - probably a bot
>third one.. ugh
>genuine 8-9/10
>sent her a message at like 10 pm
>got nervous so didn't check to see if she replied
>she replied literally 2 minutes later
>I sent a reply back 16+ hours later
>22:00, 22:02, 16:28
>"M-my phone d-didn't send a n-notification s-sorry"
>she replied with "haha"
>>24737685
I didnt reply because i didnt know what to say next
>>24737710
She's in love with you. She wants you to face fuck her and raw dog her in a dark alley.
>>24737703
Holy shit, that's probably the most autistic thing I've seen all week
No offense of course
is tinder better than grindr when it comes to meeting other men? Also do I have to put my real name or face in my profile? Id rather not and just send it later when i get to know someone
>>24737730
Fuck forgot pic. Hate posting on phone
>>24737763
Why didn't you suggest a day or something you retard? It's literally an open goal.
>>24737703
bullshit. I saw this on reddit months ago.
>>24737780
I literally just sat and stared at that for like 20 minutes before putting the phone down and carrying on with life because I wasn't sure what came next.
>>24737799
It's not even like the impetus is on you to move it towards a date at that point, fucking hell man
>>24737496
>>>24737219
>Congratulations, you're no longer a robot. How does it feel ?
Honestly, it feels a bit strange. Before that night I never even held a girl's hand, it's hard to adjust to the fact that not only I lost my virginity but also took hers. It's not what I expected, I don't think we have much of a connection either and I wouldn't really consider a proper relationship with her. imo whole experience was based on lust but hell did it feel good for both of us.
I guess having a fwb beats being on my own in any case.
Is this my chance boys?
>>24736843
>later she tells me she's a virgin
There are actually virgins on Tinder?
>>24736843
>Exchange some memes
This is the first time I've ever seen anyone use this phrase literally...
>>24737861
There arent. Women use it as a shit test
>>24737867
Well I doubt it was literal, they probably just sent words to each other rather than give each other Pepe pictures
Do I need to have Facebook for tinder? I think it's fucking horseshit that I need Facebook. Is there a way round this robots?
>>24737885
Why not just make a facebook with a fake name? The fuck is the issue?
>see mutual Facebook friends
>oh shit oh shit fuck
>swipe left immediately
am I the only person who does this? I don't even know why
>>24737902
I think his trip might give away the issue
>>24737867
>mfw it actually led to sex
>mfw robot got laid because of memes
There is still hope ?
>>24737876
They're far and few between
>>24737837
>I guess having sex on a semi-regular basis beats being a permavirgin
No shit, Sherlock.
>>24737495
I'm going to bag pic related soon
>>24737902
>>24737922
I'll just fucking make another account god damn, I just really hate fucking Facebook.
I did some autistic things that I am not proud of on Facebook.
doing great!
>>24737972
Part 2 of this fuckery
Probably my proudest, yet most autistic achievement yet.
>>24734386
tfw no phone that can run Tinder
not sure if curse or blessing
>>24737993
That was magnificent, Anon.
>>24738076
There are great android emulators anon
>>24738150
oh ok i didnt know about those
ah well i better dont try my luck there desu
>>24734386
How can you do that?
I'm too scared to post my pic online like that, people will judge me and someone i know from HS or something could see me
>>24738273
They will only judge you for like 2 seconds with a yes or a no. Why do you care about peeps from hs. You want to fuck just as much as they do
>>24738273
>High School
Why do you still care about fags from high school, unless you're a high schooler yourself. Hell, I look better than a significant portion of people I went to high school with, as many of them got fat as fuck, started doing drugs, or died.
>a 28 year old single mother swipe right on me
>I'm 19 years old, but she knowingly swiped anyway
>mfw
>>24737993
fucking kek fampai
>>24737859
I have no idea why I started singing john cena's theme when I read her profile.
>>24737999
left or right in the pic?
>nice trips
>>24740135
She's the left. I wouldn't say she's attractive at all, but she's definitely still fuckable
First chick I actually met off of there. Normally I can't think of anything to say
>>24734386
>just matched with a MILF
what do?
>>24740206
>reddit mail icon
>>24740230
>knowing the icon
>>24740230
>knowing the icon
>not putting aside the internet rivalry years ago
>>24740320I post there
>>24737859
kek
nice one there m8
>>24737628
During a specigic part of their cycle, that's true.
>tfw poor
>tfw I will never have qts because I can't afford to take them anywhere
>hot girl matches me
>don't know how to open because I don't want to treat her like shit
I met my gf through tinder, two weeks arter i met her she told me she loves me. Feels good man
Translation: I mainly communicate by use of memes
>>24742984
Pic related
Oriiiiginal commenntt
>>24743052
>TITS OR GTFO!
do it faggot
>>24737999
It's just that easy, huh?
>>24743118
I didn't swipe that shit to the right, what the fuck kinda faggot do you think i am?
>>24743082
why are you here, you piece of shit
>>24743169
I enjoy the memes, senpai
I'm a 19 year old kv who set up a date with a girl I met on Tinder 2 days ago. I have never been on a date and have basically no prolonged interaction with women who aren't my aunt. I think she's kind of into me since she gave me her number without me asking, but I'm not sure. Wat do, friends?
>>24734386
>25 girls in back log
>chatting with 5 constantly
>fucked only 3
>promised love to 2, lol
>arranged a date with 2 at the same time, but it didn't worked out, both was kinda pissed off
>>24743420
don't go
when she asks where you went say "none of your business"
she'll find you mysterious and fall under your spell
>>24743202
senpai senpai senpai
S M H
T B H
>>24743893
Well, memed, my good friendo of memes
>>24743147
>what the fuck kinda faggot do you think i am?
a faggot
>Not browsing Tinder just to look at the crazies
Pic related, have a screenshoot with face if interested.
>>24744281
yikes
someone call /k/
Ezpz famslies
I ran an experiment and created a fake tinder and have come to a rather astounding conclusion...
Tinder seems to put you into brackets of attractiveness.
My fake chad profile would only be matched with pretty staceys, slim and beautiful.
My real profile is only matched with niggeresses, fatties and uggos.
Kill me
>>24736680
dude are you kidding some black guys are hot as fuck
post pic i bet you are cute
t. gril
>>24737859
>1'5, 2'5
Is this what manlets have to settle for
>300+ matches
> ~80 or so message me first
i respond and if theyre hot they never really message back. they arent bots we have mutual friends. what the fuck
who /chadbot/ here?
>>24737972
UVA reject detected.
>>24737999
How are planning on keeping that shit alive between now and winter break?
>>24745067
We snap eachother sempaii
>>24745401
That makes sense. Well played.
>>24734386
tfw thinking about giving it a try
tfw I feel like I have to set up an entire day of staged photos to make my profile seem interesting
>>24745598
gl bb
>>24745598
what is your skype anon
>>24737993
Caught me totally off guard.
Tinder isin't even for normies, its for trashy normies
>>24745993
if thats what i have to be to have sex with a women for no compensation then ill do it
>meet cute fembot
>meet up and get coffee
>go walk in the park
>talk about interesting things
>It's amazing
>go back to my place
>have some drinks and have sex
>wake up next morning
>wallet is missing
>note on counter
>"sorry I have herpes you should get checked :)"
>>24737859
>Leanne aka Stumps
>Stumps
I'd hop on that shit.
>>24746106
did u use a condom?
>>24734386
is tinder way better than plenty of fish? I don't have a kikebook so I made a POF account about a month ago and got about a 20% response rate but it never really went anywhere and all the chicks were boring or stuck up because hundreds of dudes message them a week putting them on a pedestal. I feel like most chicks on these sites are here strictly for attention or because they get no attention in real life and am having a hard time believing a bunch of robots are getting laid from online dating considering the 1000's of other dudes that are the competition.
>>24736680
You must be a chad
Because i'm black and can barely even get one match a week
Wtf i tried only liking black chicks but they hardly even match me either .
>>24746106
I hope this isn't real familia that's fucked up. Did you use a condor?
>>24734423
use a fake gps app you neet.
>>24740334
Why did that make me laugh?
reinstalled the app the other day and managed to match with a cute and not creepy boy. Too bad hes far away
>>24734386
>match up with qt girl that goes to the same uni
>she actually messages me first
>I ask her what she's up to and she tells me that she's just watching Netflix
>decide to try out the "Netflix and chill" line for the first time
>it actually works
>tell her that I can meet her at her place in an hour and we can walk back to mine
>we meet up and she offers me a handshake instead of giving me a hug which threw me off a little bit
>she tells me that her roommate got really drunk at a friends house so she might have to leave early to pick her up
>during the 10 minute walk back to my place I'm practically carrying the conversation all by myself
>once we get back to my place I put Netflix on in the living room
>she sits down with a whole couch cushion between us
>I ask her if she wants anything to drink and she says "no thanks"
>about 5 minutes into the movie she starts texting
>a few minutes later she gets a phone call
>hear a guys voice say "hello"
>she says "Hi! I'll be right down!" in an excited tone and leaves
>after I get over the initial shock of what just transpired I decide to unmatch her
Tinder sucks.
>>24737999
>but yeah that'd be fun!
imagine your daughter responding this way to being directly propositioned. fuck.
>>24748491
i've seen this story posted a million times
>>24737859
she actually doesnt look half bad
also >stumps
kekd
>>24742984
>two weeks
well thats definitely not going to last
>>24734394
Swipeconstantly if you sprung money for that shit
fuck i gotta go to sleep so i'll quickly type this shit out
>match up with a girl
>she's a 4/10
>she's got white skin but nigger features
>wat.jpg
>she starts messaging me
>she wants the D so bad
>tell her to come over
> we start watching a movie
>she compliments me on my physique
>i play rugby btw
>remarks how i'm a lot bigger than her
>like 5 minutes talking about how bigger than her i am
>weird..
>she initiates physical contact
>god she's thirsty
>start making out on the couch while watching avengers 2
>she's got a great ass
>tell her to blow me
>take pants off
>starts sucking while i watch that shitty movie
>she's not good at it
>fucking hurts
>fast forward i cum in her mouth
>put my pants back on
>we sit there for 5 minutes
>awkward as fuck
>want to tell her to leave but too beta
>she says she's hungry
>fuck there goes my money
>bitch orders 30 bucks worth of pizza
>what the fuck
>i eat a lot but this girl wasnt lagging behing
>she eats a fucking lot
>i'm impressed
>tell her what she wants to do
>please leave i think to myself
>says she's tired, wants to sleep
>we go to sleep
>awkward as fuck
>tfw another erection
>try to fuck her
>says she doesn't even know me
>bitch we are sleeping together already
>try to touch her pussy (she didn't take her jeans off)
>takes my hand off her
>tells me to stop
>i insist
>she gets REALLY angry
>what the fuck.. ok bitch
>blow me
>there she goes again
>pretty mad at her to i cum in her face
>bitch enjoys it
>we finally go to sleep
>wake up at 4 am
>boner
>start touching her legs again
>she isn't so reluctant now
>feel like a rapist... i like it
>she's given up
>hereigo
>start massaging clit
>she starts moaning
>go higher to touch her tits (flat chested but anyways)
>on my way up i feel a protuberance
>what is this
>she freaks out
>gets up
>tell me she has to go
>what.jpg
>calm her down
>tells me she's different
>ask her what is it
>30 minutes asking her what the fuck is it
>she says she's really self conscious about it
>tell her i care about her, won't laugh or anything
>pulls down her pants
>there's a fucking dick above her "vagina"
>everything looked weird
>turned on the lights to see beter
>whatthefuckisthat
>start walking back
>this is a demon
>tell her to back off
>my glock is in my nightstand but can't reach it, it's next to "IT"
>she starts crying
>i'm grossed out and scared
>i calm down
>i ask her what was she
>with red teary eyes she says she's an hermaphrodite
>"like a plant?"
>didn't know it affected humans
>she starts picking up her stuff
>i tell her i don'w wanna see her ever again
>she says she's sorry
never see her again.
I'm supposed to be meeting up with a girl from there on Wednesday.
Hopefully it goes okay. I've gotten this far before, but they've all bailed on me at the last minute.
>tfw not ugly, not fat, don't look autistic
>have 5 pictures, various settings showing me as fun and sometimes playing guitar
>rarely match with anybody attractive
>when I do, they never reply
I've tried plenty of openers too. Maybe I AM ugly...
>>24751792
Please tell me this isn't real. FUCK anom i'm so sorry
>>24751827
Fucking always matching with bots, too
>>24751834
sad but true mate. It affected me more than i'd have imagined, truly shocking. Later i looked it up (the condition) and everything made sense.. underdeveloped breasts, big hands, tall, slighlty masculine voice. Don't know i didn't notice at the time. She also told me she's sterile.. and all (correct me if i'm wrong) hermashit are...
>>24737902
You have to have at least 50 friends iirc
>>24744339
>no TD
>looks like airshit
Nah/10
>>24736709
>>24744821
>>24747492
It's shitty quality, but whatever, here I am. I'm>>24736680
Daily reminder that if you use Tinder that means you use normiebook and have at least 50 friends and therefore need to leave.
>>24751719
>>24751792
dude... what the fuck.. is this shit for real?
>>24751812
Why does this always happen? Even Irl, grills always cancel on me right before planned dates
>>24751719
>>24751792
I hate when that happens
>>24752046
>implying I wasn't talking about her shit trigger discipline and how /k/ would kill themselves over her bad form
wew lad
>>24751812
>>24752277
>women get 100s of likes per day
>can literally pick any person they want
>schedule as many dates at the same time as possible
>pick the the best option for the day of her choosing
You realize that not only are you a stupid normie for having Facebook and tinder, but because you are actively trying to use tinder, you are nothing but a food dispenser for women, right?
>>24752116
you look like one of those black guys you see in college recruitment phamplets or sears catalogs
thats a good thing btw
>>24746106
>cute
>fembot
>>24752504
Well...thank you then
>>24737993
M
A B S O L U T E
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A B S O L U T E
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>no betas
THEY KNOW
Yes I really screencapped this today
>>24753134
Is she one of those over demanding fat chicks?
>>24752116
Fucking chad just like i expected
How tall are you ?
>>24753305
6'2"
Pls no bully familiar
How come on Reddit's tinder they always just make a pun with the persons name as their opening line
>24 years old
>kissless friendless virgin
>have never gotten a girls number in my life
>ugly as fuck, verified this on 4chan and Reddit
>have no pictures of me period, let alone with big groups of friends or girls to post on Tinder to show that you're normal
>all i have going for me is being quick witted which isnt even good
sometimes i think about downloading tinder just to see how not a single girl will even give a shit, and those few who do how pathetic i can be
>>24753400
post uncensored pics so i can print them and cum on your face
also what college do you go to?
>>24738064
>trampoline park
What the fuck? Where do you live that has a trampoline park?
>>24753476
because it is reddit and they have to obsess over dumb shit because that is what they do
>>24734906
get a hooker
>>24738064
>tfw this whole thing about not responding for hours to show how busy you are, both with tinder and just simple texting
>tfw just dont get it, who cares when you reply?
im too autistic to even help, arent i guys?
>>24737703
kekkingsonskekkington
>>24737357
ask her out for a sodie pop desu
>>24737727
;(
any place where we can get examples of succesful conversaitons? I never know what to say also
>>24753582
please post pic im in desperately need to see whats trending in the bullyng department these days.
>>24753220
Over demanding mulattos. They're really similar
I can help, here is what works for me. Start by googling the "swanson tv dinner copypasta" or use a cheasy pickup line like "are you an orphanage? Cuz I wanna give you kids." If she responds then talk about something on her bio or picture for 2-3 messages then ask her number. "I seem to have lost my cell phone number, can I borrow yours" Then start texting and ask for netflix and chill/go for drinks.
>>24754201
is this legit advice?
>>24754242
Yeah it is, pic related
>>24754242
yea if youre chad irl
>>24754201
I cant find swanson tv dinner copypasta what is it?
>>24754345
Its nice relying on pickup lines and copypasta, dont have to fuss about what to say and you dont treat the girl as special snowflake.
>>24751792
Fucking can't get any hotter than this
>25 KV
>social recluse/shut-in for very long time
>get Tinder
>swipe right on every girl
>end up with over a thousand matches in a month and a half
>tons of girls messaging me first and complimenting me
>literally never message any of them back
>uninstall app a few days ago
What do I make of this
>>24754377
Pic related, Swanson tv dinner copypasta
>>24754439
i dont get it, wtf?
>>24754316
Un jour tu paieras pour tes crimes, normie.
i think i sealed the deal with this one
>>24754610
Call her a "dude" and ask her where your car is.
>>24754610
This one actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
>>24734448
Wow, how can you possibly think you're a robot? Not that being a robot is a good thing, but seriously, what kind of delusional self-absorbed head space would convince you that you have anything remotely in common with others on here?
>>24754673
im honestly just messing with her until she quits replying even tho she said she'd netflix n shill with me
>>24747647
>condor
kek
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
didn't know she replied goddamit
>>24754786
so your ruining it on purpose cause ur a pussy?
