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just three weeks until Christmas edition
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Porn.....Do you stream or download?
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>>24742657
stream.

I have commitment issues.
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who skyblue here?

>tfw working christmas
dould be worse like spending time with my family
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>>24742642
>Santa

fuck off yanks
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What's all a ye plans for crimbol day lads?
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>>24742657
dl, can never find full length rectum licking scenes
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>>24742657
Stream. But I always make sure I have one unwatched vid downloaded just incase my shitty internet goes down.
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>>24742697

Sitting on 4chan and drinking as usual.
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To the Yank whinging about /britfeel/ and us having our own general

It's because it's mainly culture specific feels desu, not just >tfw no gf
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POP ME A XANNY I'M FAST I'M SO FAST I'M SO FASTER THAN AUTISM MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
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got 2 boxes of great beer so that i will not even remember christmas day.

http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/
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>>24742697
be drinhking me sloe gin amd eating
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>>24742657
Stream whilst downloading.
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Evening lads~

How're you holding up tonight? I'm somewhere between happy and depressed~

>>24742697
Lock myself in my room like I do every year~
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>>24742737
Sloe gin any good? I like gin but I'm too much of a pussy to drink it straight. I've only seen Gordon's Sloe gin and I hate gordons.
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going to bed soon
cheeky 9 hour shift tomorrow
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>>24742657
Always download.

Streaming is for fucking plebs.
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Do the slavs over here ever go for Britcock? If I could promise one of them a zero hours contract at a factory, do you think I'd be in? I can probably count on one hand the number of brit/slav couples I've seen.
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>>24742642
liking the OP picture

probably seen it before but only just noticed

good work as always
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>>24742793
>Do the slavs over here ever go for Britcock?

Rarely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w#t=25s
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Continued from last thread:

Mashed Up Monday
Twatted Tuesday
Wankered Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Fuck It Friday
Smashed Saturday
Sober Sunday

However there have been other suggestions for Sunday, so we need to decide ->

Stoner Sunday
or
Super Cider Sunday
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>>24742736
I still fancy trying some https://www.brewdog.com/item/15/BrewDog/Tactical-Nuclear-Penguin.html
I'd hazard a guess it tastes like shit, but it can't be worse than 80% absinthe which is just a burnt throat in liquid form.
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normies bully me because they're butthurt that i dont hang out with them/show them much attention, they see this as personal attack. it's actually just because muh severe mental illnesses and autism. what do? i tried to appreciate them or somethign but i always fuck up -.- even said racist stuff unintentionally

sucks to be autistic desu
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>>24742890

Slaughtered sunday
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10 hour shift at wageslavery tomorrow

kill me, lads
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What do you want in the door of the Christmas image?
what should I do with the cctv camera gap?
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old man offed himself a few years ago. Since then I've been up and down, at first I was sort of in denial, not that I didn't care but I just wasn't too upset about it, I just felt sorry for him but now it's just anger. I miss him so much

During the day it doesn't bother me that much but at night when I have no distractions I have trouble sleeping Because I think of all this shit. Was considering getting counselling for it through my university. I had it briefly when he first died but it was useless and my mum stopped it because she didn't want it to affect my exams
I went to the place today but really didn't like the environment, had all these bright colours and was so 'nicey-nicey' I could tell it would be useless shit like "why don't you try Yoga?"
How would I go about getting sleeping pills? And anyone who's had sleeping pills - do they work? Do they make you drowsy in the morning?
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>>24742910
fucking ell mate.

av a few bevvies.
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>>24742401
5. Wakefield - Pure northern grim
4. Crewe - Literally a shit train station and that's all it has to offer the world
3. Chester - Smug cunts, fucking shite town with a massive scumbo population
2. Birmingham - What an appropriate city to have the worst accent in the country
1. Warrington - had to change station here once (includes walking across the town), holy fuck I WAS NOT PREPARED. What a fucking shithole

posted in the wrong thread before
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>>24742910

I know that feel m8. Thankfully I took early retirement (24 years old).

Never again.
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>>24742892
dont worry you'll be dead one day and it wont matter
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>>24742956

Did you manage to convince the Government you're disabled or something?
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>>24742910
the longer the better I find
about the 7 hour mark I get delirious
feels kinda nice
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>>24743004

Pretty much yep
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>>24742919
put a muslim guy in the door pointing to a sign saying "Happy Christmas" where christmas is crossed out and replaced with "ede"
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>>24743024

How much a week senpai?
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So, what do you lads think about the bombing of Syrain ISIS hedquarters?

Fucking normies at work squalling shit about civilian casulties
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>>24743043

500 quid a month so far, live with my parents so easily break even. Getting tested for autism soon.
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I've managed to save up about 20k from 2 years of wagekekery. What country would you recommended escaping to that requires no foreign language?
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>>24743011
i cant even bare to look at the time when working.

time is just a fucking shit.
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>>24743059

I'm pretty sure I'm autistic. Could I get some autism benefit while also working full time?
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>>24743067
get that nigger in an isa senpai
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>>24742988
>hur dur yolo, carpe diem
if you had my state of mind/mental illnesses you'd fucking know how you would seize your day
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>>24742919

The McDonalds punk girl
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>>24743084

Ask your GP to be tested? I am getting tested because my social worker suggested I should be. Started seeing her and a psychiatrist because I had a drunken mental breakdown about a year ago where I got arrested and slashed my wrists.
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>>24743067
Australia or Canada

Australia if you're a skilled worker
Canada if you like Nice people
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>>24743097
im just saying you will genuinely be dead
and it will genuinely not matter
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>>24743074

I work from 9:00-17:30. I always take my lunch at 2:30pm so I only have 2 hours left. Makes post lunch so much more bearable.
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>>24743106
>she will never spit in your food

why
go
to
mcdonalds
desu
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Who else spends their days watching Michael Rosen YouTube poops
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>>24743058
Lefties are fucking whining on Facebook about the potential thousands of innocents being killed. Try doing some research you stupid fucks.
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>>24743126
no shit
BUT RIGHT NOW I'M ALIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD
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>>24743133

Hey spitbro, glad you're still around. You know the score.
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>>24742697
Eating dinner with my family, hopefully
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>>24743153
Yeah but it will be over sooner than you think
then youre golden for the rest of eternity
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>>24743106

Is there a story for this, a pic at least?
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>>24743058
It just makes me more excited for the probable Ace Combat 7 announcement tomorrow.
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>>24743186
no shit, stop telling me shit i already know if u cant answer my question
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Question for you Brits

Are you allowed to say "Merry Christmas" or use the word "Christmas" at all in shops/the media/on the street, etc or is it like here in Canada where "Christmas" is basically a curse word and you legit get in huge shit if you say it while working a wagekek job?
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>>24742944
5. Accrington
4. Blackburn
3. Preston
2. Burnley
1. Nelson
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>>24743215
We still say Merry Christmas.

The cancer of "Happy Holidays" is stiill on the horizon
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>>24743146
>mfw lefties pretend that civilians weren't going to die anyway
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>>24743193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7szKcGAbXgo

She's a little wild and she's ready to dominate you
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>>24743219

It's called Depreston for a reason.
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>>24743211
I dont actually care about your situation
you seem p self indulgent
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>>24743235
>McDonalds punk girl
im interested in finding out who she is, maybe theres some better pics out there
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>>24743243
>i don't care
>keeps responding and trying to help me but is actually too retarded to answer the actual question
lol k
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How come no supermarket can compare to Sainsburys when it comes to chorizo. It's fucking delicious from there but expensive as hell
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>>24743235

She probably shares needles tbqh. I wouldn't want her getting her AIDS ridden blood onto my sweaty burger.
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>>24743235

Fucking hell that looks vile.

>sweet meat

No thanks, no fucking thanks.
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Time to ask the real question here lads

Would you smash?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dOVrCVlEN0
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>>24743266

>she will never stick a needle in me to knock me out then drag me to her slave dungeon while I am unconscious
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>>24743261
no I have no vested interest in you whatsoever
I will wake up tomorrow and have no recollection of this
lmao
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>>24743219
1.Bradford-istan
2.Birmingham
3.Preston
4.Bradford again
5.London
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These are probably the first things I've been generally excited to eat since I was a kid. Iceland has some pretty based own brand shit.
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>>24743278
Clearly a dude
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>>24743215

Is that true? I was looking to apply for a work visa for Canada hoping there wouldn't be stupid shit like that.

What do Canadians think of Brits who move there by the way?
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>>24743295
I've only ever been through Bradford on the train, but even that was enough to know that putting it twice is justified
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>>24743215
everybody at my work is racist
including the customers that arent polish
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>>24742657
Mostly stream but I dl a couple of series whenever they appear on KAT
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>>24743235
They employ people with visible tattoos?
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>>24743193
There's whole film about it senpai
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>>24743235

No company is gonna hire someone with fucking neck tattoos though. Especially McDonalds, when they've got the pick of every acne ridden teenager in the country.
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>>24743295

Bradford needs to be shelled 2bh. Can't wait for the civil war, live near enough to it (about an hours drive) to be involved in the removal.

Hate the cunts, absolutely hate them. I have 3 generations of paki hate flowing through my blood, I will make my ancestors proud.
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Anybody ever heard of Bury?

Genuinely a very comfy northern town that nobody knows about.

Good links to Manchester etc so can live the city life and get the jobs whilst having a comfy home on the outside of it.
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>mfw no food in my stomach since 3AM last night
>mfw only one can of beer later and I already feel lightly woozy
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>>24743370
DEATH TO THE PAKIS
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>>24743404
Is Bury okay then? I just assumed it was shit like Rochdale and Bolton.
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I've got family in Bury lad

Live in London though

I wouldn't say it's comfy but they've got a good market and it's not so bad.

Thought Bury was quite well known desu.
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>>24743404
Ey, i'm only an hours drive from Bury

Nice place
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>>24743421
i always eat when drinking.
and when ive had 4 ill have 2 pints of water and a banana if i can get one.

keeps you in good shape.
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>ambitions as a rider from 2pac is on GTA 5
noiiice
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>>24743426
Na lad. It's like a safe spot between.

It's got the most right wing MP in the country in the better half. Very comfy town centre but with poor plebs on the south side.

Beautiful countryside and loads of middle class stuff in the countryside.

>>24743427
Wew, did you used to live here?

>>24743437
>People unironically know we exist.
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>>24743225
>>24743341
That's heartwarming. Hopefully the curse of "Happy H*lidays" doesn't hit you.

>>24743332
>What do Canadians think of Brits who move there by the way?
We love them, especially if they're full of bantz. You will get a lot of people doing fake accents to you and saying OI M8 and stuff to mock you but it's meant to be harmless and if it doesn't bother you, you'll be fine.
Also grills fucking love the accent and you could probably score one out of your league based off the accent alone
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Nicest cities I've been to

5. Bath
4. Worcester
3. York
2. Edinburgh
1. Winchester
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Any Staffordshire lads in tonight?
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>>24743278
Question is could not would, after 6 cans of polish and half a bottle of rum I'll say no.
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>>24743514
I studied in York.

Was bliss then I got bored of it and now I can't stand it and have ruined a perfectly nice place.
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>>24743526
hampshire here

>>24743514
winchester is overrated
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>>24743363
It's just a fantasy mate
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>>24743526
Here my mayne, I fucking hate going back there
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>>24743548
What kind of shenanigans do you boys get up to in Hampshire?
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>>24743536
some really great pubs in york.

what's the one with the beer shop below and the pub above it. has animals heads on the walls.

I nearly pulled a girl in there, but then i was thrown out for trying to come onto the a girl behind the bar.
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>>24743548
>winchester is overrated
Agreed, has a fair bit of scum there
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>>24743487
The thing about Canadian grills is what they become when there is icehockey and/or a sporting event with maple leaf showing, are they all like that or is it just the few I've known?
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>>24743589
not a lot, the new forest is nice
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>Get sharp pangs of clarity about how terrible my life is
>Go mental with worry and self-hate
>Slowly return to the daily escapist haze
>Repeat a few days later

Anyone know this feel?
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>>24743363
I must admit, I applied for McDonald's and failed the psychometric test.

I recommend you all try it out some time when you've nothing better to do, the questions seem like their designed to unearth only the most desperate and depraved normils.
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>>24743594
House of Trembling Madness.

Literally a 10/10 pub.

>That comfy, cosy feel
>Hidden up a narrow staircase
>Tiny bar with friendly staff
>Nice olden feel
>That window that just looks out onto the minster which looks beautiful

GOAT
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>>24743637
yes, regularly lad
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>>24743487
This is true, I've just come back from Canada and they really are great blokes
And yeah i managed to bed 2 birds over there. Literally just mentioned I was a bong in my tinder bio and was swimming in matches
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>>24743639
Post some example questions la
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>>24743604
I thought it was good to visit but I can imagine the scummy underbelly becomes apparent when you stop awhile.
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>>24743588
Ah, I'm moving out next year for Uni.
Don't know if I'll miss it yet, been a Stokelad all my life.
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>>24743637
Yes lad
Ignorance truly is bliss
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>>24743664

What were you doing over there? Was it just a holiday or was it work?

If it was work, any tips? I've only been there for holidays before.
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>>24743651

York is lovely. My favourite UK city next to Durham.
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>>24743673
Depends where you're going. I lucked out and got accepted in Edinburgh, going back home is like descending through hell
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>>24743672
Quite a lot of places are like this, Chester for example
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>>24743655
>>24743684
Good to know, just at pang stage and needed reassurance.
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>>24743711
I honestly thought Durham was an absolute shithole for some reason

Everybody just seemed like an inbred retard
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>>24743526
Lived there for a bit
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>>24743671
You get a randomised selection of about 20 questions from a pool of 200 or so.

But I got stuff like:
>There is a line of five customers waiting to be served,the floor is due to be swept, the woman in the middle of the line has two young children and says she's in a rush. What do you do?
>Sweep the floor
>Allow the woman to cut to the front of the line
>Serve the woman in the middle of the line and take her order personally
> Tell your colleague to finish their break early so customers can be served faster
> Ask your colleague to sweep the floor (you are scheduled to go on your lunch break)

???
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>>24743651
yeah seriously great.

i told the guy down stairs that my dad was dead for some reason.

i lie through my teeth when talking to normie scum.

great pub.
get pissed and then buy some beer on the way out and head for home.
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>>24743817
Were you applying to be a supervisor?
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>>24743718
>Nottingham Trent
Seems like a nice enough place but I've spent no more than 12 hours in that town. 4 of those hours was to go to Warhammer World.
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>>24743817
Tell your colleague...
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How can I immigrate to the UK?
Or at least be a permanent resident?
Or at least live there for a year or two?
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Anyone up for secret santa? All you gotta do is post your amazon wishlist and maybe someone here will get you something
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>>24743886
Depends entirely where you're from and what kind of education you possess.

Give us that info then come back.
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>>24743889
>pinned "I O U 1 secret santa gift" to the chair of the guy I drew but who's gift eludes me
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>>24743106
well she fit easier in the drain.

more suggestions for shit plz.
not often im in the mood to do shit and the night is ticking on
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>>24743859
Prepare for lots of my fellow Uni Of Nottingham people to never constantly chat shit.
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>>24743850
Saturday night 'Customer Service Operative', zero hour temp contract at 2014 minimum wage.

Required qualifications were only 3 D-grade GCSE/equivalent...
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>>24743651
can we get a good comfy pub talk going on?

Anchor tap in london. samual smith pub. fucking great.
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Pissed 2bh lads, and it feels good. Numbness.

Take me away sweat death.
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>>24743404
I'm in Bolton so naturally I've heard of it. Not been for 15 years though when I visited the market in my teens. Me mum likes to go every couple of weeks though.
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>>24743928
How abuot the penis candle as crossed swords?
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>>24743952
Growing up, even in my teens I wasn't really arsed about pubs, but there is something beautiful about pubs.

>Tfw sitting in a quiet pub having a pint and some nice food and some friendly pub chatter.
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>>24743955
the slow flow.
it comes on like gentle snow.
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>>24743975
ill see if I can make it work
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>>24743984

Meant to be the coldest winter ever and it's not ever below freezing yet? No snow in sight, not that comfy really.
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>>24743928
This smug cunt is going to have a happy xmas why wont you?
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>>24743911
1. I'm from Canada
2. None of my ancestors are British (I'm 100% Norwegian by background)
3. I'm currently studying in university to become a teacher
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>>24743928
a pig wrapped in a blanket
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>>24743946
I had a look at Uni of Nottingham too and they both seem ok but NTU seemed to have better lecturers for my course of choice.
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>>24743928
Something Star wars?
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>>24743886
Immigration is hard as fucking balls for permanent residency

Look at this though:

https://www.gov.uk/tier-5-youth-mobility/overview
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>>24743928
Needs some christmas crackers, they're definitively british, (had to explain what they were to a foreign coworker yesterday)

Great image btw
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>>24744026
https://www.gov.uk/check-uk-visa/y

https://www.gov.uk/tier-5-youth-mobility

You might struggle mate.

Can you not get a Norwegian passport and travel through Europe even though it's not EU?
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>>24743886
Openly hate whites and nonMuslims.
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>>24744017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldtvKNTvqFI

I doubt it'll get as cold as The Great Frost, it was already averaging -10*c across Europe in the first week of December 1709.

Might get close though. That'll be cool.
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>>24743952
Carpenters Arms - Brick lane
The Jerusalem Tavern - Clerkenwell
The Hare - Mare St
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>>24743514
Edinburgh is easily number 1
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>>24744017
And I've had snow in Stoke, on the 22nd and 25th.
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>>24744139
the jerusalem is too packed these days.

It's been ruined, like the euston tap.

the euston tap was one of the best pubs in london, and probably still is.

it's just so crowded now.
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>>24743928
Give Wojack a Father Christmas beard?

[spoilers]I really should put all these in one post[/spoiler]
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>>24744166
Haven't been in years so yeah I can imagine, Sekforde Arms in the same area used to be /comfy/ central too
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>>24744139
camden brewery is great.

jugs of beer. Camden Wit.
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In a bit of a pickle lads

I have quite a few To Love Ru figures, and I want to get this one to have one of each character but I'm not sure how I'd explain her to my parents. They think my current figures are too lewd and they're just bending over in a skirt
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>>24744026
>Be hot grill
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>>24744190
the staff are great. really nice people. a bit hipster bit okay.

have you done the samuel smith challenge in london?
one day i will.
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>>24744195
Holy shit, how old are you?
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>>24744226
18, why lad

Original comment
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>>24744195
Another one won't hurt. It was over for your parents when you got the first one.
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>>24744215
not yet but I'd love to.

Samuel Smith pubs are usually pretty high tier, the fact they're cheap helps.
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What's Halifax like (the place)
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>>24744178
don't worry, this was always my plan, just need more time to work on that.

>>24744094
hmm, ill remember its just figuring out when to fit em.

>>24744042
that's.... very American. im sure we can do something more british related.

>>24744020
hmm... would it still be the smug cunt in a business suit tho or something else?

>>24744027
absolutely haram but made me lol
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>>24744195

Your parents have already lost hope, any additional effect this figure brings will only be a small contribution to their overall sense of despair.
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>>24744069
>>24744103
Thanks m80s. I think an acquaintance of mine did that program.

>Can you not get a Norwegian passport
No. I need to be a Norwegian citizen, and to do that I have to revoke my Canadian citizenship which I don't really want to do.
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>>24744267
Try and fit an airstrike in there
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>>24743764
It's a really strange town. Massive polarity between beautiful scenery in the heart of the city and poverty-stricken shitholes in the rest of County Durham

The best option in the NE is to live in Newcastle, which is a very decent place and situated nicely in-between Durham and the wilds of Northumberland
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>>24743920
Disappointed in you lad.
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>>24744240
18 is slightly more acceptable than 32 I guess...

Next question, what do you do with them?

And why do you think you need them?
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>>24744279
Cheers lads, I think I might get it, heres a couple of my other figures that my parents think are too lewd
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>>24744261

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y
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>>24744313

Fuck you there's nothing wrong with being 32 and having PVC figures of your waifu
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>>24744291
if only I had more room...
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>>24744313
Anime is for all ages, you pleb
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>>24744313
>tfw 32 and have non-lewd figures of my waifu
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>>24744304
better than nothing. especially since some people actually gave nothing
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>>24744356
Good ladd
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>>24744322
The English one lad
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>>24744267
>ill see if I can make it work
Might have to extend the candles to trigger point for some kucks here.
>need more time to work on that.
Thought it was a bit obvious for you to have missed lad!
>that's.... very American.
There's a McAnons slag in the manhole, I'd say that's more American. I do associate Star Wars with Christmas (especially with the one coming) but it's a normie thing I suppose, the tattooed neck lass is a better meme.
>smug cunt in a business suit tho or something else?
Time really anon, if you've got enough to give him a family why not but if not then leave it as it is and then it's a memed meme.
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Post your pics of your waifu figures.

No pic as I have no waifu.
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>>24744503
>waifu figures
>attempting to make your 2D waifu 3 dimensional

truly pleb
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Anyone watching First Dates?

>those aspies

lel
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>>24744503

This is from a while back, I'm in a shitty flat right now with no space for waifu figures so they're in their cardboard prisons for at least another year.
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>>24744283
You fuckers are nuts about being Canadian for people who are so generally placid.
>OH CANADAAAAAAAAAA

TFW we bongs are a great country with a shitty anthem
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Has anyone here bought a t-shirt in 1XBig? How big is it?

Thinking about ordering one to wear to bed but I don't want to risk it turning into a wingsuit if I step out into my garden.
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>Be 18
>1732
>Join the 40th to defend this great nation
>Remove Indos
>Remove Frogs
>Remove Arcadians
>Remove Wabanak
>Took a packet on the Dartmouth run
>StiffUpperLip.engraving
>Return to England
>32 years old
>1746
>Mumsie and Father are dead
>Buy cottage in Chester
>Murdered by Jacobites
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>>24744267
>hmm, ill remember its just figuring out when to fit em.
How about the two Pepe's sharing a moment with a cracker?
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>>24744597
>not buying land in the home counties

Had it coming to you
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My guinea pig just died. I've had him about 5 years. Not just, I've been crying and organising my pens for an hour before coming here. I'm not telling anyone I know except my family, because then what the fuck would I be burying in the back garden.

He's not even with me. I just moved and had to leave him because he had a guinea pig friend (not mines) and he would've been sad if I split them up.

The first train there is in 7 hours.

Christmas is ruined.
New year is ruined.
the spans of weeks that I couldn't be motivated to get out of bed, I only did to go out and pick grass for him, because he was the only thing that made me happy.

Fuck

fuck
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>>24744027
pig in a blanket is hilarious. I must try fit it in somewhere
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>>24744645
Was he a house pet?
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>>24744662
hahah, great job. look at that little fucker
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>>24744662
What is the reference?

Just a play on the party food?
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>>24744547
Why always the same pic, are the rest too lewd?
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>>24744626
as nice as the thought is, I can only use what ive got. I cant ''draw'' pepes doing things, and not enough room I don't think.
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>>24744267
it definitely needs a big issue seller with a christmas edition

there seems to be more and more at christmas every year
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>>24744632
>On a foot regiment salary
>In established colonies
>Working off the meagre spoils of war from dead french peasants.
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>>24744696
I don't know really, some anon suggested it and it amused me.

its like baby jesus but its a pig to annoy muslims.
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>>24744699
i have only 4 pics of my waifu
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>>24744724
>not being talented enough to rise to the rank of General
>not becoming a Sir and Nobel in the process

baka
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>>24744728
Oh shit, can Wojak Claus hold the little piggy in blanket like a baby? With optional sacred light from (reinstated) CCTV camera shining like divine light on it?
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>>24744746
>>24744746
I'm not sure what's going on with her eyes but I can see the attraction more now.
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>Another friday night of alcohol and depraved doujins

Could be worse.
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>>24744801
what's going on with her eyes is that she's a chink
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>>24744779
youre defiantly giving me ideas. maybe I could make a nativity version.
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>>24744836
Just spotted some new shota doujins.

Nice!
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>>24744847
The other was a bad shot, she looked alllll fucked up.
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>>24744961
Probably just got done being passed around her managers and producers like a chew toy.
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>>24744769
Would you really want to be a general tho?
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>>24744882
The sumg cunt family as the three wise men, the Pepe shepherds, Santa Wojak and McDon grill as parents. What would you put the pig baby jesus as an alt to a manger, some sort of bin?
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I'm trying to think of the name for that concept where one thing is compared to another but the original thing doesn't necessarily apply to the other thing

i.e. all blacks are thiefs but not all thiefs are black

but I can't remember the name

any ideas?
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Thinking of getting into dollfies lads, not sure how I'd explain them to any girls that came over though, my dakimakura and figures are hard enough as is
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>>24744669
He stayed in my room. I would've worried if he was outside.
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Kebab time lads
Adana Kofte!
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>>24745037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_fallacy
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>>24745044
>Dakimakura
>Has girls come over


>Dakimakura

hmm...
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>>24745037
correlation vs causation?

can't really remember
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>>24745058
Good lad. I despise people who keep rabbits and guinea pigs outside in hutches. Especially in this country.

Least he was was warm and cozy through his life unlike those poor creatures,
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>>24745092
Thank you so much, that's been getting to me for hours.
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>>24745029
youre asking too much of my brain atm.

let me get this done.

doors still empty..

>>24743975
eh it served its purpose, to fill the cctv hole.
that's good enough for me.
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>>24745102
I have low standards tbqh
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>>24745132
shit I forget the pic
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>>24745092
>"Hitler conspired to murder millions of people. Hitler was a vegetarian and owned a dog, Blondi. Therefore, dog-owning vegetarians will conspire to commit mass murder."

It's fucking true, I knew it!
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>>24745159
needs big issue seller with christmas edition

but other than that 10/10
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>>24745159
i like it, nicely placed pig in blanket.
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>>24745174
Hitler wasn't a vegetarian though

>tfw doubly incorrect syllogism
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>>24745136
3DPD tho.
Why would you even?
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>>24745191
the older pepe is holding the big issue.
theres no more room for people.
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>>24745213
I need something to not make my parents completely lose all hope in me
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>>24745204
You know, the more I hear about this 'Hitler' chap, I'm starting to think he was a bit of a cunt.
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>>24745132
Sorry, having real stream of consciousness tonight.
>fill the cctv hole.
Not lewd enough, pic related
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>>24744906
Catching up on some Minori Kenkyuujo myself.
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>>24745259
yeah, he was.

but then who isn't?
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>>24745259
I quite like him desu. Probably helps being a nazi myself, yanno
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>>24744597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRVS4XxSn9Q

might join the army just so I can parade with a scots battalion desu
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Oi lads, how great is it to be british?
pretty fucking great, right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAA0A5WpZE4
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>>24745347
Can't say I like it very much
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>>24745132
The door - how about a brass band?
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>>24745230
>18y/o collector of Jap paraphernalia,
>Fighting a cause which was lost before it begun.
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>>24745347
top song desu, always gets me going
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>>24742697
Hang out with the family and eventually get to play with my new gadget.
It's nothing special. Just a Sony Smartwatch 2, but I can't wait to set all my stuff up on it so I don't have to take my phone out all the time to do shit.
Especially changing the track on an album. It's irritating to have to slow down to change a song/album during a long walk.

I have a real technoboner over it. Going to make my own custom watchface and everything.
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>>24745347
yes, i do like being british. one of the better nationalities to be
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>>24745309
I hate the Roma, Polish and Jews as much as the next guy but as a deviant homosexual, in a non-academic trade. I can't fully agree with the whole regime malarkey.

SS uniforms are cool tho, I want to get a Waffen jacket for winter. Have to take the patches off tho.
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>>24742793
They mostly are already hooked up with a potato faced Slav provider.
I see it all the time where I work. If the jars of sourkrout weren't a give away then that sort of coupling would be.
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>>24742697
spend the day alone, go to my mum's house in the evening for tea/dinner. the vast majority of of my christmas will be spent alone
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>>24745477
I can't say I'm entirely straight and I can't see I agree entirely with Hitler's policies, but I can't help but feel everything would be better if the Germans had won.

If WW2 was a fashion show, the SS would have cleaned house.
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>>24745347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ROlkMOL9s

My favourite, highly rate your choice as well, Shame we have such a shitty national anthem. Really jealous of the French getting to bang their shit out when they want to get their jingoism on.
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>>24745323
Scottish slowmarch really gets my dick hard.

We have a detachment of the Blackwatch Regiment in my town and they're present at any relevant public function.
So every month or so, I get a free show by some of the best pipers in this country.
On remembrance Sunday I walked alongside them for about 3 miles.

*swoons at the though of burly scots*
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>>24745528
Hugo Boss did their uniforms, it's hard to compete with.
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>>24745629
don't worry.

we fucked them over so many times, anthems don't matter now..

i always wonder how the french teach their history.
it must be "and the brits beat us here, and there, and then we won once, but they beat us again there"
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