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First for America
I think the best option would have been to co-ordinate with the Russians and Syrians to destroy ISIS and the """""""""""""moderate rebels""""""""""".
finally a thread
>>24709077
We don't have any oil but if you feel like liberating us from the robot overlords word filter that'd be grand.
Better get a job soon NEETs, or you're for the draft.
>>24709146
What did you do in our absence anon?
>>24709244
went to local cafe for a fry up
>>24709262
How did you rate it? Giant poo when/10
I have to go and wageslave, and the place I work for is owned by Japs. I hope I don't dishonour them again today.
>>24709289
Ask them why Japan isn't bombing Syria and follow it up with a joke about their kucked military and how they wouldn't even be able to repel an invasion from North Koreans.
Shit thread 2bh.
>>24709743
we should let it die, it's the kind thing to do.
>>24709048
so at the end of the year, is the person who makes these beautiful things going to anhero?
>>24709845
Is everybody on /pol/ worrying about all their neetbux being turned into bombs?
good morning lads whats happening today
morning lads. decided to browse normiebook this morning, all i saw was posts from liberal normies saying we shouldn't bomb syria. i don't care if we bomb syria. although i will care if it results in more refugees coming to the UK
fuck off we're full
>>24709938
Just think, preventing a single bomb from being dropped and giving me the money instead would keep me in neetbux for over a decade.
>within 10 minutes of the vote to bomb syria planes were already en route
bit suspicious iyam (if you ask me)
almost as if they knew what the result was going to be...
>>24710017
You need better friends m8, Ima guess a lot of your friends are student age? students are liberal dickwads most of the time, that is until they venture out into the real world.
My normiebook friends pretty much are all for the bombing, except a couple of girls who are scared it will cause ISIS to attack us here in retaliation.
>>24710119
yes, the vast majority of them are student age and horribly liberal. your normiebook friends are for the bombing? how old are these people?
>>24710151
>how old are these people?
25-40
What did you get behind door number 3 today?
Had a nice chocolate in the shape of a present. Really gets me in the mood.
pick a choon lads
>>24710298
Masters of the Universe - Binary Star
you've got shit taste by the way
How's poleboo doing lads?
honestly stunned by the amount of people opposing the syria vote.
I'm sure it's much easier to sit in your houses hoping the problem will solve itself rather than make the hard decision to become proactive against an organization actively making war against us.
How do you come to a diplomatic solution with those whose end goal is conquest and murder?
They're already getting what they want; the lives of our family and friends
>>24710298
>using itunes
unacceptable
>>24710314
thanks grumbly
and music's objective btw
i'd probably think you have shite taste too, it means nothing
>tfw wake up still drunk
>>24710347
yeah and I'm objectively patrician
>>24710338
Lel you're a dummy token airstrikes win no wars. Way to be moved by appeal to emotions
>>24710369
nah, you're much more then that, you're literally a demi god
>>24710375
You realise the vote was for a nuclear strike, right?
Raqqa is rubble.
>>24710298
pretty pleb taste m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKBsN67eDSA
why do I produce so much belly button lint?
orate m8s just got woken up by the delivery man bringing me some clothes i ordered, went for a few bits from ralph lauren this time round and the quality of their jackets and polos cant be knocked tbqh. what brands do you go for lads?
Sitting waiting on my graphics card being delivered, I'm excited as fuck
>>24710375
>token airstrikes win no wars
The leader of the Kurdish forces literally said that Iraq would have fallen without the West's intervention with airstrikes to bomb the fuck out of IS strongholds.
Nobody has said the airstrikes will stop IS but it's demoralising and it stops them from mobilising large convoys to take over towns and cities.
You're not going to jump in a Toyota pickup with Mohammed and Mustafa and drive to your next rape party if you have Typhoons screaming over your heads.
>>24710298
Is that all your music?
>>24710621
Are you fat?
I'm fat, and have a huge cavernous belly button + I'm hairy and wear a lot of new shirts.
As i was reading your post I had a little dig, here is what I found in my bellybutton cave.
>>24710621
fun fact lad: belly button fluff works its way up from your cock and balls, which makes no sense
you'd assume it rolls down your torso or something but that's not the case
check the colour, it'll match your grollies desu
who else /preparingforwar/ here? started doing a 30 min jog every morning and im considering taking some karate lessons for some self defence techniques. bring it on fellas
>Terrorists live in mountains
>We're bombing the cities
I'm all for killing foreigners but this is just going to piss them off
Wep lads, fucked it with a girl I really liked because I kept bailing on our plans to go out with my mates.Not many people liked her but I thought she was cute and sweet tbqh, oh well back to no gf posting like the past 20 years of my life.
>>24710713
>>24710718
Thanks for this info, I will be able to greatly reduce my lint production.
>>24710750
dw lad just get your nob out n smack it to some bbw munter getting last nights dinner shoved back up her shit pipe
>>24710695
no, just my latest downloads
>being against bombing means you are le bleeding heart liberal
Nice meme guys.
Remind me why we aren't bombing Saudi Arabia?
>planned attack against the Pope was thwarted
>tfw no full blown holy war
Life is pretty boring lads.
>>24710795
they're an ally
Listen to me very very carefully.
I have lost all drive, motivation, direction, or ambition. I wake up and fall asleep in a miasmatic haze of drugs. I am in a constant cycle of caffeine, alcohol, and THC, self-medicating and self-intoxi
>wake up at 10 everyday on routine
>have to sign on at 9.30
>couldn't sleep all night cuz im afraid ill oversleep
>get like 1 hour sleep
anxiety is a motherfucker
Should I spend 140 pound for an hour with this Latvian hooker?
I haven't wanked in 4 days, I'm super horny right now. Could just have a wank and save 140 quid, I dunno.
She let's you cum in her mouth, it'll be a big load.
Afternoon everyone~
What are you doing today?
>tfw slept through today's lectures
Quite a good feel actually~
There's something so fucking hot about posh girls, why do they all have to be so frigid?
Ever since I came to uni I've been surrounded by them instead of the slags back home, but none of them ever want to know. Just sit there looking all rich and fuckable.
Just want one to whip me with her riding crop in the master bedroom of her Dads country manor tbqh
Ordered some drugs off the internet for the first time, feeling quite paranoid that the police will come knocking on my door.
>>24710798
>implying nu-church would ever go to war
Bunch of pansies in the vatican these days m8
>>24710903
I could never fuck an escort tbqh, having to pay a quite large sum of money for something most people get for free would crush what little confidence I have left
>>24710298
No Diggety is the only good song on that list. Stop being a shit cunt and find some good music.
>>24710795
We have beneficial trade links with them, so we can turn a blind eye to their medieval style atrocities.
Tbqh I think ISIS are p. cool, I'm impressed that shitskins have organised something pretty powerful and audacious without a dictator.
>>24710903
>140 pound
Fucking hell I miss Prague. It was about 35 pound for girls that look like that and better for an hour.
I really need to go back, escorts are too expensive here.
>>24710955
Yeah and they'll use this post as evidence against you in court.
>>24710646
mostly streetwear brands cos im desperately trying to fit in with the youth
>>24710954
They're not having sex with you because you're unattractive and probably a giant faggot. Posh girls love slumming, but only if they're slumming with an actually attractive member of the lower middle class.
>>24710354
Not even a good feel
>ticking timebomb til the hangover kicks in
>>24710955
If it's under a certain amount RM will just send you a letter saying it's been confiscated. Tbh, if you're ordering massive amounts to your actual house again and again you're going to get in shit.
Just woke up lads, going to play some Street Fighter before my 6-10 shift. Going to be comfy. What's your plans for today?
>clinic receptionist refused to read my results out over the phone
that can only be a bad sign, right lads?
I should have double bagged
>>24710646
Charity shop scum reporting in.
People think i'm a massive hipster but I'mactually just poor as fuck.
>>24711075
Blasting Mac DeMarco before my 5-11 ;-;
Tbh though, it's about as much fun as I'm going to have wageslaving, pulling pints is easy too
>>24711041
Actually I'm pretty good looking, I'm just completely obnoxious.
>>24711118
>good looking
>/r9k/
can't take your word on that, pal
EXPERIENCE the thrill of cat ownership by getting a dog that hates you.
>>24711075
No lectures or classes all week second week in a row.
Eaten some beans on toast and had three wanks so far, going shopping in a bit then I'll probably go down pub.
>>24711076
no, thats normal. good or bad.
>>24711062
2 grams of ketamine so its not exactly loads, should be alright then.
>>24711118
>Actually I'm pretty good looking
he says on /r9k/
>>24711183
Yeah you should be fine anon. A lot of the dealers I've dealt with send the same order out again if it doesn't come within a set time, because reputations are so important on the deepweb.
>>24711162
Sounds like a cosy situation tbqh
>>24711118
Girls love obnoxious guys, you're just ugly
Fuck sake I got the hiccups last night while I was drinking and threw up all over my clothes. I have put them in the washing machine but can't find the fluid shit you put in there.
>>24710954
They're arrogant and think they can do better.
>>24710954
I would love to be dominated by a group of posh girls.
I'd love to be dominated by a bunch of slags as well though. And black girls. And Japanese girls. Basically all girls.
>>24711230
Do you get it delivered to your home address? or like a PO box or something?
wish a car would hit me or pakis would shoot me so i dont have to go into work tbqh lads
>>24711364
Got it delivered to my friend's house, because he can plead ignorance if needs be. I just go and collect at my leisure. Obviously address masking was involved.
>Ordered Chrimbo presents for my parents two days ago
>Next day delivery
>Still haven't been dispatched
Fucking amazon
the thought of sand nig nogs getting blown to pieces right now makes my willy a bit stiff to be honest
>>24711420
Message them, you'll get a refund on delivery along with a voucher probably.
They did that for me and gave me a fiver off my next purchase.
>>24711384
Just unexpectedly run out onto a zebra crossing.
Try and make sure there are not many witness's around. And plead your case that you was already on the crossing when the car hit you. Time off work, and compensation.
Going up to job seekers now lads, wish me luck
Any lads joining the army? Feel like making a difference.
>>24711452
best of luck lad
>>24711463
maybe one day, it seems like a very interesting job
>>24711463
Don't do it, doesn't seem like a robot-tier job tbqh
>>24711451
nah cant do it to myself like all them failed suicides and that its just like wish someone would just kill me or they bring in the draft or something that would likely help the depression
Lads I have 800 quid to blow. Should I buy driving lessons or a 4K 50inch TV?
>>24711498
Driving is the best anon. Nobody even uses 4k yet.
>>24711498
Learn to drive senpai, tv's are overrated
>>24711498
Driving Lessons, having a car will improve you life MUCH more than a TV
>>24711463
>army
>making a difference.
Yeah this time instead of blowing up mudslimes we're....blowing up mudslimes! Be a good goy, be the best you can be and wage slave away!
>>24711507
>>24711510
I might go for the lessons, it just means I need another 3 grand for a car and insurance.
>Nobody even uses 4k yet
I know but I want a big TV and I figure I should just get a 4K one now and think of the future instead of having to buy a new TV in the future
>>24711498
Driving and the spare on a thai massage rub'n'tug.
4k media isn't even available unless you've got a porn subscription.
>>24711479
>doesn't seem like a robot-tier job
You'd be very surprised. That being said, you're not a full robot when you join. You'll have more confidence and you'll make friends but life will still be the same drag it has always been.
Once you pass training which is the hardest part, you spend 90% of your time doing nothing.
>>24711546
>it just means I need another 3 grand for a car and insurance.
Don't have to get a car right away, just having a licence is a huge plus.
I didn't get a car straight away when I passed my test. Did hire cars though, for weekend breaks and stuff.
>>24711546
Yeah, car and insurance is a faff. I went with a classic for no tax and cheap insurance.
>>24711554
The training sounds awful. My father told me I should apply for officer training because 'I have the stuff'. I googled it and I can categorically say I don't have the stuff ;-;
>>24711577
>Don't have to get a car right away
Whats the point in getting a license then, couldn't I just get one when I want to get a car? TV is looking like the better option now tbqh
>>24710903
don't need a full hour desu. half hour is plenty
>>24711498
buy a moped
>>24711649
Don't think I can do that, everyone gets made fun of if they're over 16 and ride a moped here
>>24711660
If you get something like a Piaggio Liberty you probably wouldn't
Ok boys 2 cumberland scotch eggs in Asda for 75p. Absolutely thrilled desu
>>24711687
Absolute corker, asda is pretty special tbqh
>>24711687
sounds tasty lad. i've got lasagna for lunch, mum gave me a dish of it yesterday
>>24711687
off to asda in a bit, get me some savoury stuff.
>>24711630
I've had bad experiences with half hour bookings. Never had a bad time with and hour.
It always seems like the half hour one's tend to rush more, I had to tell one to take it easy, she was wanking me so hard to get me to cum.
whats for lunch lads? bag of space raiders and a mars milkshake for me
>>24711791
chicken kiev and some frozen peas lad, quality street to finish and a delicious glass of dr pepper to wash it all down
>>24711856
not bad m8 id probably swap the dr pepper for a cherry coke tbqh
>>24711893
Dr Pepper is my favourite tho tbqh lad, nothing beats it famm unless you're really hot and then chilled fanta is delish tbhh
>>24711791
Nothing so far senpai~
Might get something after I finish this uni work but I don't know what
>mum gave me 10 quid to donate to syrian refugee charity hanging about in the city centre
el-oh-fucking-el. that went straight on a kebab and beer.
>>24712020
so it went to isis in the end anyway
>>24712020
When even your mom is your roach.
>>24712020
Those pictures are from Australia you mong.
>>24712056
>mom
YANKS OUT
>>24712020
>That went straight on a kebab
So you donated it to Turkey instead.
>>24711591
Getting your licence takes months m8, it's best to get it out of the way so you don't have to faff on when you need a car
>tfw no brit bf
>>24712020
>went straight on a kebab and beer.
Average white 'man' in UK today.
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>Be recruitment consultant
>finally say fuck it and decide to leave
>come in on my final day just to clear out my belongings
>work with a qt romanian girl who is basically my protege. I've pretty much shown her the ropes from when she first started
>she tells me to follow her around the back (she normally does this when she thinks she fucked up and doesn't know how to tell our manager)
>she starts crying and thanking me for everything and that I shouldn't go
>All i can do is hug her and re-assure her that things will be ok
I don't know what kind of feel this is lads, but it's a fucking shit feel.
>>24710903
Any other good pics lad?
>>24712140
PAKlS OUTTTT TBQH
>>24710955
How did you do it lad, got a guide?
Poleaboo got a haircut today, it was an awkward mumbly experience but he has a more entertaining tale to regale you all with this afternoon
>Get 15 quid from dad to get haircut (7) and paracetamol (49p)
>Arrive at barbers, no one else there
>Towards the end of my cut a guy with a crutch walks in
>Very thick regional accent, would assume he was white if I couldn't see him
>"So we're bombing Syria, it was going to happen anyway"
>"Israel at the centre of it as usual"
>"90% of these refugees aren't even Muslim, they're Yazidi" Then he goes on a tirade on how they're Peacock worshiping scum
>Hates the refugees, remarks on the clothes they're wearing, the tax payer and people will wake up eventually
>"Lot of negative propaganda about ISIS in the media"
>"I support the Islamic State, it's what we live for"
Pretty sure the barbers were just humouring him
He also remarks on the town council, seemed very knowledgeable about the inner goings on of it (but then again, /pol/ always gives off that impression), Labour council are cunts, Labour MP claims to speak for the town but he's just a "harami bastard", should've sent questionaires out or something
>>24712183
>Grr I hate pakis!!
>I'll just sit on my arse all day, giving them money for my greasy slop meals and getting pissed, that will do it!
White 'men' of today. Gee I wonder why we're becoming a minority I really do.
>>24712154
That sounds so nice Senpai, it seems as if you have touched her in a way that she will never forget, you have been there to help and support her when she was new.
That's pretty awesome IMO.
>>24712186
report him dude
>>24712225
For what?
Expressing his right to freedom of speech?
>>24711546
Get a projector if you have room, 80", 1080p for under 600 gbp
>>24712239
Openly supporting a terrorist organisation. People willing to do that need to be watched.
>>24712260
People this submissive to government need to be watched.
>>24712295
I've got no problem with being watched, but I'm not acting suspiciously and I don't break the law.
Sounds like you have something to hide though.
>>24712154
Must be a nice feel. Ask her out lad
>>24712260
He was just a loony, someone who was dangerous wouldn't draw attention to themselves
>>24712346
>I've got nothing to hide! Invade my privacy at all costs!
Kuck a doodle doo.
>>24711077
tbf you can get some decent stuff in charity shops and it's pretty much in style to wear that sort of stuff now
Failed driving test again lads, can't get another one till january. Stuck constantly checking for cancellations.
Somebody end this torment
>>24712480
Some people just aren't meant to drive family
>>24712488
Nah lad i'm sure i can do it, its just the waiting
>>24712519
How many times have you failed? If its more than 5 I'd just quit, accident waiting to happen tbqh
Threw up my sugar puffs earlier. Didn't even drink that much last night.
Had a pot noodle now and it seems to have settled my tummy.
>>24712533
Only twice, i'm not a complete spastic
Got 1 serious and 4 minors on the latest one, just made a mistake at the traffice lights innit
What's your favourite cereals lads? Mines probably Golden Nuggets tbqh
>>24712595
Good taste lad if that's not available I go for mini weetabix with chocolate chips in it
>>24712595
frosted shreddies lad
>>24712595
Golden Nuggets too, if I have them too often I go off them though.
>>24709935
its a tempting offer
>>24712154
Make her your gf now
>>24712595
Porridge during the winter
Crunchy nut otherwise
>>24712595
Clusters (without the almond slices)
perfect blend of bran flakes and crunchy clusters
Think I'll pick up a box when I go to the shop later, haven't had them in years.
>>24709935
We'll just start recyling them, keeping the memes up to date.
>>24712480
>tfw you're a pretty shit driver but you passed your test with no minors at all
I think it's because me and the examiner had a good conversation. I remember trying to pull away in 3rd gear once and he didn't even say anything.
You can do it m8, the cost is a pain in the arse, once you've done it you can stop doing all the BS habits they make you do like turning the wheel with both hands and all that shite.
>>24712595
All bran, keeps me pooing on the regular.
>>24712810
>>24712480
Also, try and book a test for a Friday, early in the morning if you can, that's when the examiner will be in the best mood and most likely to let you off if you do make a few mistakes.
>>24712810
>life saving procedurs
>BS habits
people like you are why we have speed limits
>skip lecture
>get message saying teacher wasn't there anyway
now I don't have to feel guilty anymore~
>>24712154
Have you at least got her contact info? If you genuinely wanted to leave then you shouldn't feel guilty at all~
These kinds of situations are natural and you shouldn't feel bad about it at all anon!
If you regret it you could always try asking for your job back? It's always worth a shot since you've got nothing to lose~
>>24712595
Mini weetabix, chocolate shreddies, golden nuggets or the lion bar one~
>>24712836
Yeah because you're going to kill someone if you don't turn the steering wheel the way they teach you to do...
I've got epilepsy so I've just had to reapply for my licence because I've not had a fit for a year. Watch your tone or I'll not bother taking my medication and come for you.
okay parents are back, time for a trip to asda to see what they got on offer.
mostly savoury shit I think, got enough crisps and sweet things to last all Christmas.
>>24710338
opinion about the syria vote
>>24712810
>Have to learn to drive like an absolute saint
>Roads filled with middle aged people who drive like absolute wankstains
>>24712937
Middle aged guys in BMW's and Audi's are the fucking worst. Can't stand the cunts.
If there's some fucker sitting right up your arse, it'll be a middle aged guy in one of those cars.
>>24712595
Crunchy Nut Clusters, pic related.
If you haven't tried them you need to because they are fucking delicious. Don't get the chocolate ones though because chocolate chips in cereal is a stupid idea.
>>24712778
Clusters are fucking GOAT. Can't find them that often though.
>>24712595
porridge and bran flakes
>>24712983
nice pic bro
>>24713003
>nice pic bro
they're so good the robot ate my image
>>24712810
>>24712937
To be fair I got ten minors, one of which included nearly stalling at a roundabout and getting us crushed under a bus and still passed.
>>24712480
Me too m8. 2 serious 1major and 5 minors. Fuck my life up t b h f a m 100 quid down the drain.
>>24710338
live up north and not the caliphate (south)
don't know whether to buy a kebab, beer or neither and save the money.
>>24713099
I live in a market town, I also took my test in a different market town a lot of country driving. Must be a lot harder if you have to do it in a city.
I still don't really understand roundabouts, I just go when I'm far enough away from a car that they probably can't hit me.
>>24712057
this. they where drug smugglers, facebook again
>>24713332
There are some towns with test centres and no roundabouts so you can pass without ever having driven on one.
finally talked to some girls for like 20 minutes, they asked for my snapchat and I said I didn't have any, then they asked if I even have instagram or facebook and I said I use text and whatsapp and they laughed and walked away do I need normiebook to do anything these days?
Done wageslaving for the day. I still can't get over people doing this for 40 hours a week until they die. What is the point? We aren't free in the slightest.
>>24713703
You part time or jobcentre force?
>>24713323
both, get yourself a lovely kebab and beer
watching the film 'John wick' any good lads?
just missed my jobcentre appointment to take my friend to hospital. Anyone done anything similar and did you get paid afterwards? I'm already living on tinned food.
>>24713568
Why would you lie on the internet m8?
>>24713939
lie about what?
>>24713887
Yeah it's quite good. Keanu Reeves is good in it
brits are the best. im amerifat btw.
>>24713919
see if you can get someone at the hospital to write you a note explaining the situation or something~
The JC look for any reason not to hand out bennies these days.
For the first time in a while the internet has betrayed me and I'm going into work tomorrow without a secret santa gift for the person who's name I drew.
What the fuck can I do to avoid this suicide-inducing situation?
>>24713919
SANCTION
That money is going to some pakis now.
>>24714001
>>24714014
Already fucking left. I really am screwed aren't I.
God I miss food.
>>24714002
Buy something, there's no way around it
>>24713919
I'm amazed so few people here are on ESA. If you browse /r9k/ unironically then surely you can get an autism diagnosis? I just got my fortnightly 200 pounds sterling, gonna go down to central London and buy some jazz.
>>24714053
Like what? It's 5pm, I've been in work all day and the only place I can get something is Argos. But my secret santa person is 5 years old and I know nothing about him.
>>24713887
quality film
>>24714062
*65 years old
FFS
>>24714062
Get him an Argos gift card.
>>24714062
gift card senpai
>>24714002
Call in sick and take the gift when it arrives~
>>24714047
You could try going back though I don't know how that would play out~
Haven't got anything to lose
You could go to A and E and pretend to feel sick and get the person there to write you a note explaining that you were ill. Someone who went to 6th form with me did this when they woke up late for an exam and they got away with it~
Best of luck anon!
>>24714075
just get him a dvd of a recently released movie. easy boring acceptable gift
>>24714062
bottle of whiskey
>>24714062
Shaving set? Wash bag? Getting them something shit is much better than nothing at all
>>24714122
>inb4 he's a recovering alcoholic
>>24714062
gift card or a nice bottle of wine
Why do I never get any replies on this fucking thread? I am going to burn my passport.
>>24713785
can't really afford that mate
>>24714139
I wouldn't fucking know, I wok in the same office as him but know nothing about him personally.
>>24714169
yes you can mate, do it for me please
>>24714189
lad pls you're gonna get me in trouble with the money people
>>24714203
but the meal, the beer, the feeling of being full and a lovely beer to wash it down
Who /getting pissed tonight/?
>>24714203
lad get yourself over to tescos
>>24714215
I think I'm going to eat now, buy some beer and then if I'm really hungry I'll head down to the kebab shop later.
>>24713919
You should have called them beforehand, but if it was an emergency there and then they might give you some sympathy as long as you phone them sharpish.
If you don't phone up today, you're likely to be eating the tins soon.
>>24714259
>2%
Orange juice that has been open in the fridge for a few days is more alcoholic than that.
>>24714259
Jesus I can't imagine what flavor of ass that must taste like
>>24714259
>2%
it already takes me 6 cans to feel something
>>24713919
foodbanks
6 months unemployment just landeda comfy job with a free laptop and ipad and 3k more than I asked for.
Good day
>>24714297
>Jesus I can't imagine what flavor of ass that must taste like
Drink a 4 pack of special brew and then drink a carling.
The difference between them is how far below regular lager that own brand stuff is.
That said, Tesco's "Premium" own brand lager is still less than a pound a can and is actually nice.
>>24714259
We bought some of Sainsbury's own brand to see what it was like and it tasted like bread
>>24714223
Nah mate we all got pissed up last night. It was mad. You missed the party.
>>24714332
how did u manage that? whats the job?
>>24714504
They did, it was wild.
>>24714259
My mates parents used to buy crates full of that. I think because we would always drink their beer so to teach us a lesson they bought literally the worst alcohol possible. You couldn't even get drunk from it and it tasted inexplicably bad. I dunno what happened to it in the end, there must have been like 40 cans no one one would drink it.
My mum used to buy the normal 4% Tesco lager sometimes and that was surprisingly okay. I mean it wasn't good but it wasn't any worse than Fosters.
>>24714504
I was there, Wednesday night drinking is the thing.
>>24714524
Public Affairs with some massive multi billion pound company.
I've been unemployed for months and couldn't even get places to accept me for a week's work experience
Randomly applied and got invited to interview, had a laugh at the interview and they phoned me and said it was mine.
Really bizarre
>>24714355
Why would he not just drink a regular lager then drink an own brand lager? That makes much more sense than drinking 4 cans of Special Brew.
Is Special Brew actually nice flavour? I've never been shameless enough to try it.
>>24714570
holy shit this has inspired me to start applying for loads of random jobs
>>24714047
enjoy your sanction neet scum
>>24714574
Nah, Trampagne is fucking grim. You ever drink K cider? Imagine that but in beer form.
>>24714578
I should mention my uncle is pretty high up in that company so he probably had something to do with it. He'll never admit it though.
>>24714574
It actually does, I wish weaker lagers had the same taste because it's nice, but special brew itself fucks up my joints
>>24714578
Honestly go for it lad.
I literally couldn't get somebody to let me work for free just sending emails and shit.
I even rushed the application because I thought I'd never get iit and it asked for experience working in areas I've never worked in (considering I've done nothing but go to uni).
I've gone from about to beg Tesco for a job to now having some cushy ofice job that actually sounds quite respectable.
Good luck, don't give in
>>24714602
>>24714578
This isn't me. ignore it
I have absolutely zero connections and it was completely random.
>>24714606
do you have a degree? what's it in? and how old are you? cheers its good to hear stories like this
>>24714600
Never had K-Cider but I'm guessing it is the same stuff as Frosty Jacks. So yea I can imagine.
I had a dream that i saw the edge of our galaxy yesterday. It was so great.
Looked up at the sky, saw all those stars, with a slight purple colour through them.
Then all the planets of our solar system started spinning around in the sky.
Was so great.
>>24714663
Court case in a can...
Got charged with assaulting a police officer when I'd had about 8 cans or something.
Worse thing was that I was drinking at home.
>>24714653
History. I just graduated this year but have been doing nothing for months.
Never underestimate yourself. Just because hundreds might not see your worth, doesn't mean there isn't one that will.
I've been knocked back so much and flat out ignored I can't describe the way it felt. Now I'm gonna have a CV that says I work managing the reports, research and image of a huge company.
It just takes a lucky break.
>>24714570
What are you actually going to have to do at the job, though? Some jobs pay really well, but you'll have to deal with a bunch of people who are a nightmare to work with. Grats, though.
>>24709048
I was a counting agent once at an election in Northamptonshire. The lib dem candidate tried to claim that a ballott paper that was blank, bar an atom of ink in the lib dem box, should be counted as a Lib Dem vote, but was dismissed as not a clear intention of voting.
Ticks count though, despite what people say
> be Royal Engineers fag
> Go in the local newsagents for some milk and eggs
> Look at the papers while the cashier is giving change
> Daily Mail mentions that Philip Hammond says a ground war is possible
> mfw
>>24714703
where do you work? London?
>>24714725
Lib Dems are the fucking worst, even now they have absolutely no spine. What fucking Lib Dem voter wants the Syria bombing? People wouldn't laugh at them so much if they tried to stick to their principles.
>>24714695
>Worse thing was that I was drinking at home.
That's hilarious. How you manage that?
>>24714750
Are you baking a cake?
>>24714750
Don't royal engineers set up fortifications and shit?
You have nothing to worry about if you do your job right
>tfw already sleepy and it's not even 6
who else here /alwaystired/?
>>24714750
Aww poor babby,
>>24714817
Nah, me and the Miss fancy a cup of tea and egg sarnie before I'm packed off by the MoD for some retraining shit.
>>24709048
I WANT WAR NIGGA
PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP, I NEED A WAR NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aWoCHYuNII
>>24714876
When isis shoot you, which of us gets your gf?
>>24714957
eggman and any male siblings of elliott roger
>>24714001
>The JC look for any reason not to hand out bennies these days.
I'm an autist, I don't need no reason
spergbucks in the air, that's all I'm breathin
>>24714955
This music is terrible
>>24710728
If you want to learn a Martial Art learn Krav Maga, its for self defence, disarming with non/lethal force
Didn't think I would mind this 5p bag charge but it's really starting to get to me. I must have spent three quid on plastic bags alone in the past couple of months.
>>24710805
>"Ally"
tell me they aren't involved with ISIS in any way, they are both Islamic and have extreme beliefs so they would slot in nicely together
>>24715176
They also spread Wahhabism which led to all of this shit.
>>24714750
>Be govt pawn
>Govt uses said pawns
>''Wahhhhh. War, war never le changes ;_;''
>>24711463
yes but there are no good wars to fight, they're all really autistic at the moment and look so boring
>>24715287
He didn't say anything like that.
It seems he was indicating that he's scared.
> Wahh soldier is scared of war
Every soldier is scared in war, if you don't fear being maimed and killed your probably fucked in the head.
>>24715342
high functioning psychopaths don't get scared. they tend to make up most of the special forces numbers
>>24715342
If you don't want to be maimed and killed, why take the chance by becoming a soldier?
>>24715372
because paradise and 72 virgins
>>24714755
Sorry mate I was at the shop.
I live in the desolate north, which doesn't help
>>24715372
most of the infantry is made up of working class lads who've grown up in council estates up north with zero other alternatives of a legitimate career. the armed services are a godsend for a lot of people
>>24715394
Lad, this thread is paradise, posted by 72 virgins.
>>24715342
Then don't enlisten you dumb paki
>>24712119
> using twf and not including a related reaction pic. AM GRILL
>>24715442
wooooooow racist
> 2015
> being racist
go back to stormfront
>>24715419
>working class lads
Nice way of saying bottom of the gutter low class scum
>she doesn't feel like talking today
>>24715482
fuck off you fucking soutern rich cunt wanker i'm going to go over to poshistan and fucking do your head in mate you fucking dickhead fucking rich cunt i'll kill you and all your fucking butlers
Stepdad asked me when am i getting a job earlier today.
Fucking normie cunt why is he interfering in my affairs bastard cock mongler
>>24715176
>ISIS
I believe the politically correct term is Daesh
>>24715577
Seems like a standard normie conversation gambit to me, hope you told home you're a robot so such things are inapplicable to you.
>>24715648
That is nonsense to trick people into believing Islam is a peaceful religion. Isis are the the truest representation of Islam that there is in the world today.
>>24715482
I understand hating chavs as they are subhuman and should be hunted into extinction, but why do you hate everyone below your social class? That's retarded.
>>24715713
It might be retarded, but gosh darn it, that's the British way!
Why is it always Islam? Why isn't there a politician fighting for my Catholic vote?
>>24715737
They are in countries were Finian scum are a minority
>>24715737
There's more Muslims than Catholics in the UK so obviously if you want to get elected you need to play to the numbers
>>24715701
Edgy
Original post
>>24715762
Why do you keep calling everyone else scum? You're a robot ffs.
>>24715769
Which is why Christian's place is in the House of Lords, no need to worry about re-election
>>24715787
It's not edgy mate, Islam is horrific religion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOIbgd5qcrg
>but those women chose to be Muslim
Can never win with SJWs
lads, should i get drunk today?
>>24715835
This isn't /pol/
Fuck off back to your gutter, you filthy little cretin
>>24715852
We already all got drunk yesterday on Drunk Wednesdays, but you go ahead mate. Don't let anyone tell you no.
>>24715861
>angry muslim guy who says 'edgy' a lot is on another warpath
Calm down lad, what would allah say?
>>24715861
Great counter argument mate, really expressed the true values of love and acceptance at the hear of Islam.
Oh, and fuck Allah
>>24715762
Paki detected right here
>>24714783
Got into a heated argument with some housemates.
Neighbour phoned the police because it was late and we were being very loud.
When the police came in I went full /pol/ and started pissing them off calling them jobs worth etc etc.
Ended up having a tazer pointed at me, told them not to fire at me because I have a heart condition (a lie). Got tackled to the ground and just turned into a dead weight refusing to move at all, kicked out slightly and knocked a police officer over. Due to them having to carry me down the stairs and into the van I think they were so pissed off they decided to charge me.
You don't get interviewed if a police officer backs up what one said so that was a dickish move on their behalf but whatever it's in the past.
>>24715769
>in the UK
In England*
Just hung up some posters of the waifu
Now she can watch over me while I sleep
>>24715769
who cares?
Not original comment.
>>24710338
I'm perversely pro war but the day the British public told Cameron to get fukt when Israel wanted us to join in Syria was one of the proudest in 21st century British history for me.
Shame we forget so quickly.
Just ordered some chips fried rice and curry from the chinese and some spare ribs, dunno what to do after i've eaten though.
Whats everyone else upto tonight?
>Watch'an?
>Play'an?
>Drink'an?
>Eat'an?
>>24715981
The bloke who asked the question originally, obviously...?
>>24716005
Does hebrew translate oddly into english or is that headline as ridiculous as it seems?
>>24716014
Dunno I never know what to do when there is no football on to watch and I cba watching Reading vs QPR
>>24715104
The papers were right.
>Watch'an?
Youtube music, question time later for banter.
>Play'an?
Not tonight can't be arsed to wank,
>Drink'an?
Red wine, chilled as always.
>Eat'an?
Nothing really at home so have to improvise and make fried egg sandwiches with chips beans and salad.
>>24716042
They were just as ridiculous in person saying equally ridiculous shit on TV youtube.com/watch?v=ak43aCg5Cjo.
>>24716025
whoa shit yeah didn't think of that shit holy fuck
thanks mate! REally helped me understand why he cares thanks man thanks
you big fucking retard.
>>24715978
Very cute anon! You should sleep well with such a cute waifu nearby~
>>24715879
Yea but it's thirsty thursday now lad.
>>24715933
Why the fuck would you do any of that?
>>24716129
i really kind of dont want to....
but then i kind really do.
im torn. so fucking torn.
I want to get drunk and watch question time and shout at the tv.
God I fucking Fifa but I still play it and get mad at all the bullshit.
I curse the normie friends I used to have in school that got me addicted to this crap.
>>24716163
Read the reply train. I was drinking K cider.
>>24716014
>ordering chinese when it's not takeaway tuesdays on /britfeel/
>>24714725
It doesn't matter now Lib-Dems are fading into obscurity.
>>24716095
I think you might have down syndrome mate.
You asked 'who' cares not 'why does anyone care'.
Wtf is that image faggot
>>24716106
y-you too tidleanon
>>24716172
Just stop buying it mate, that's what I did. If the worst comes to the worst get Football Manager instead.
I know how you feel because I was there too but after a run of blatantly obvious rigged results on FIFA 13 I thought to myself 'Why am I paying to do this every year when what I do doesn't even have any effect on the result of the game? If I lose it is just pissing me off and if I win it isn't through skill but because it was decided before kick off that I would be the winner' after that I stopped buying the game. I have had times when I have come close to getting back into the series but whenever I am tempted I remember why I quit, go online and see that even in FIFA 16 there is still this ridiculous pre-determined online system and then go and buy a proper game instead.
Good luck mate, you can do it!
boys, I haven't been on 4chan for about a month and I can tell you now it doesn't make the quality of life any better
>the couple of angry posters in this thread again tonight trying to ruin it for everyone else
Boss bullying you again?
>>24715879
Is there a day where britfeel gets high together?
>>24716357
No, but you can introduce one if you'd like too.
>>24716357
Sorry we aren't degenerate cunts here.
>>24716409
See >>24716353
>>24716357
Don't worry bro, we are degenerate cunts
Mates just ordered a 20 inch doner pizza with jalapeno cheese stuffed crust 35 mins ago, still not here.
I'm getting a little bit ticked off now.
>>24716379
Yeah maybe I will. If any guys here like to get here and want to suggest a day then speak up.
>>24716409
What's degenerate about it? Have you ever smoked weed? It's a superior feeling to being drunk. much much comfier.
>>24716357
i really cant do drugs.
ive smoked week loads of times but when i get really high i just get the fear straight away.
my mind turns against me. I'd imagine i would go obsolutly insane if i took lsd
my mind just goes insane.
alcohol is great though.
>>24716446
Will literally be with you within the next 10 minutes
>>24716462
Hmmm, what's degenerate about something illegal, for niggers, makes you lazy and destroys your brain, I wonder?
>>24709048
>"Anon come down the families here!"
>>24716446
just be yourself, mate.
>>24716469
it's rainy and gusty as hell here in manchester, also it's kind of primetime for delivery and these paki guys are quite popular since they make good shit.
>>24716325
Yeah, I just won 3-0 there but feel no joy at all despite all the anger I put in.
FM makes me rage too sometimes though, just those two games. I wonder if it's sports game thing.
>>24716472
I don't even smoke weed but
>illegal
For no good reason
>for niggers
Literally doesn't mean anything
>makes you lazy
Only when you're still feeling its effects
>destroys your brain
Only if you smoke it while underage when your brain has not developed completely.
It also has legitimate usages since it can act as pain relief, an anti-depressive and anti-anxiety at the same time.
>>24716480
>"Anon, why are you always late for dinner?"
>>24716480
>anon it's been ages what are you up to now?
>so what do you do for work anon?
>how's the love life?
This ruins Christmas for me
>>24716472
You sound fun to be around.
>>24716545
Sorry senpai, had to take a shit and the designated shitting street is too far away.
>>24716547
I drink, like every normal person and not niggers like >>24716542.
Do you think any muslims post ITT?
Do you think they're qt?
>>24716493
FM can be pretty rage inducing but I feel you live and die on your own merits and flaws on FM. If you lose to some bullshit goal at the end of the game you just need to wok on that in your tactics or training and stop it from happening again.
In FIFA even if you play the game of your life if the opposition have been chosen to win they'll school a hattrick of goals from 40 yards out during injury time no matter what you do.
>>24716572
I literally just told you I don't smoke weed you idiot.
Lads. I'm in my last year of 6th form, got my A levels next june, and I really don't know if I'm going to get into uni with my probably shit grades. Am I fucked? How easy is it to succeed in life?
I can get 2 pound 40 a day from my work and they'll pay for my food as long as I have a receipt
can I get a mini fillet burger and a krushem? krushems are only 99p added onto something right, or is a mini fillet not a 'meal'?
help
>>24716472
> tfw stoned as balls and writing a SaaS system right now.
> tfw comfy as fuark
Don't know what you're missing son.
>>24716572
>drinks alcohol
>complains that weed damages your brain
I much prefer booze to weed personally, but come on mate, booze is far worse for your body including your brain than weed. How old are you even? You sound like you're stuck in the 1950s.
>>24716648
>but come on mate, booze is far worse for your body including your brain than weed.
this retard who ignores all the studies showing the opposite
>>24716579
There is at least one who posts here because he gets mad when you criticise the religion. Someone said Fuck Allah earlier in the thread and the Muslim stopped arguing back after that so he's probably gone to blow anon's house up to prove Islam is a religion of peace.
>>24716662
Let's see these studies then m8
Alcohol literally causes Alzheimer's
Either way both have their own pros and cons. You are a hypocrite if you drink but hate weed as passionately as you do. I don't know why you'd even care. Did you get bullied by stoners in school or something?
>>24716662
That weed even damages your brain at all under certain conditions is hotly discussed.
That alcohol does it is common knowledge.
>>24716611
I got BDD(e) in my A(AS) levels, got into uni and went on to get a first-class degree.
College is BS, IMO.
>>24716593
Do you have FM16? Is it good?
I've got it but haven't been able to get into a save.
>>24716641
help I don't wanna chegg this up
>>24716723
thanks, that gives me some encouragement. I just sent off my UCAS which is the reason why I'm bricking it a bit right now
>>24716611
>Am I fucked?
Depends, how rich are your parents? As long as you have middle class parents it literally doesn't matter if you go to uni or not. If you have shit grades you'd only go to uni to do some meme degree because it is 'the 'done thing' and when you come back you will work whatever shit job, but it won't matter because you can just live with mummy and daddy and inherit all their shit once they die. If you want to move out they can pay for a house for you.
On the other hand, if you are from a council estate and a poor family then you are fucked my friend. Again regardless of whether or not you got into uni. You were fucked from conception whatever you choose to do.
>How easy is it to succeed in life?
See above
>Born rich
>easy
>Born poor
>hard
>>24716611
Don't worry lad~
I got BCDD at AS and straight As at A2. Just attend lessons, do homework and do some studying outside of class~
Those feels when left military because no more war.
Now we might be going to war.
Should i rejoin? my current job pays more but it's pretty boring and all the guys i work with are 45+
>>24716725
I normally buy them every two years but I am still having too much fun with my save on 14 to move onto 16 yet. I think the franchise has been in slow decline since all the competition evaporated desu. Hope I'm wrong.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344070/Labour-s-traitor-list-Corbyn-tries-call-bullies-anti-war-supporters-plotting-kick-66-MPs-backed-bombing-ISIS-Syria.html
When you see it.
>>24716847
Banter that is top banter
>>24716579
the geodude who posts his diet
>>24716802
I got same as you for AS, but I'm really not optimistic for my A2. Out of my 3 subjects I am shit at maths and not great at biology, even with turning up to every lesson and doing homework and shit.
>>24716780 definitely not poor, but I really don't want to be living with my parents when I'm ~20
>>24716071
>Using the mail and mirror as reliable sources of information
>>24716898
Same thing with me lad~
I hated 2/3 of my subjects. I actually had to continue with the subject I hated the most due to a timetable clash. I studied like mad for them though and it paid off in the end~ You really just have to keep at it even though it's hard to stay motivated.
How about re-taking the AS' you did badly in? It's 50% of the overall grade for an easier paper~
Might be worth considering
post school results
>A or A* in all GCSEs, options history, cs and art
>A in all my A-levels, politics, maths, further maths[dropped for 2nd year] and physics
>doing aerospace engineering at cambridge, if I don't do anything good within 10-15 years after my backup plan is to become an MP for the conservatives in kent for garunteed vote
how fucking stupid am I?
>>24716955
I'm retaking core 1 maths (got a U) which could bring my D at AS up to C or even maybe a B
>>24716847
Wusses, they need to be accountable for their actions and stop crying about threats. It's not like someone will actually stab them.
>tfw drugs have finally arived
>>24716958
>garunteed
very stupid
>>24716987
Good lad~ That'll make a big difference when it comes to your overall grade and since you got a U you don't have to worry about doing worse. I'm certain you'll do better this year anon!
Remember to keep studying and trying your best~
>Uni talk
/int/ is that way, normies.
>>24716847
I love the daily mail, I am going to bookmark these articles for when Hilary Benn is the Labour leader and they're shitting all over him daily.
>>24717049
unifags are fine as long as they have no friends or gf
>>24717039
Thanks man, I think one of my main problems is keeping motivated for revising, I am barely doing any right now and I am really easily distracted, I did a bit more in the run up to AS but I just find it really hard
>>24716958
B in Religion and English Lit
C in Science, science again and English language
failed everything else
>>24716755
help me the fuck out
fuckckckc
>>24717088
Why the fuck do they give you 2.40, are you on workfare or something? Not even enough for a meal deal.
Mum's been winding me up all week. Dad's away for another couple of weeks working.
Should I give her a smack? She is asking for it.
>>24717077
What do I do if I have acquaintances who don't hate me too much, and a bf?
Can I still stay?
>>24717029
faggot, kent has been 100% conservative since like 1820
>>24717114
yeah I'm on a training course and a poorfag
do you have the answer
>>24717078
I used the breaks in-between classes to revise since I had no friends or anything better to do~
It lets you have tons of free-time at home.
My main motivation was to get into uni and I just kept thinking about how much I wanted that. It usually worked for me.
Even 5 minutes of revision is better than nothing at all anon~
Could be something as simple as reading through notes before the lesson starts or browsing revision sites during breaks.
>my 20 inch jalapeno cheesy crust doner pizza arrived like 20 mins ago
>also protein bar and some soup
mates its so good, im literally banking on 1g of tren to protect me from any fat gains.
>>24716991
Still though, why send messages like that to someone, when you know you'd never talk shit like that IRL?
I bet a tenner if they were getting the abuse, they'd demand 'tougher laws' on cyberbullying or some shit, getting their glum-looking mug in the daily mail.
>>24717125
>and a bf?
why are you even here?
gonna give it a 1 more year before I end it all, life is shit
>>24717136
>those tiny slices
What the fuck is wrong with you, do you have a comically small mouth?
>>24717118
Don't hit your mumsie lad
>>24717136
hmm don't normally see r9k and fit intersecting. post current body?
>>24717147
Fuck knows, ask 90 percent of 4chan. I guess kneejerk anger and all that. The difference is that now you can instantly send the hateful shit you are thinking and they will read it.
>>24717158
Live far away.
>>24717136
I fucking want some flapjacks so bad. These cookies have nothing on a good flapjack.
>>24717136
Fuck I got a doner pizza yesterday, and it was just big long strands of meat that immediately fell off when I picked a slice up.
>>24717135
Did you feel any more motivated after you got offers from Unis? I feel like I would have more encouragement if I had something tangible to strive for (I really want to get into Northumbria, if I got an offer from there I would definitely step up my working). Also, about the working in hours at school thing, I literally only have 2 hours of frees that I need to spend in school, the rest are at the start or end of the day. I do generally spend those working, though.
>>24717173
She's being so passive aggressive, making out like she is working 20 hours a day in a fucking coal mine while I sit playing on my computer all day.
It's just waiting to happen, we are both drinking tonight. Something is going to happen I can feel it.
>>24717211
m8 GNC is selling these giant 450 calorie 30g protein flapjacks.
17quid for 12 pieces, plus you get a 2.5 quid voucher if you sign up with GNC(for free) when purchasing for the first time.
peanut butter flavor is amazing.
>>24717227
Yes, it was quite motivating when I got offers. Made me me think "this is really happening."
Good lad for spending those frees working~
Hope you get what you want lad, you deserve it~
>>24717211
FUCKING ROASTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DONT CARE HOW FAR YOU LIVE
Lads, how do I get a graduate job? I don't want to work in a shop anymore.
What's a good conversation to have with a girl? Something that won't end with ease, I want to envelope this girls mind with a really good conversation, one which will make here think "wow that conversation with anon was pretty good, I want to talk to him some more
" 2bh, suggestions lads?
>>24717280
>implying I'm a roastie
>>24717339
If I knew that, I wouldn't be on /r9k/.
>>24716958
>All A or B at GCSE, A* in English - think my optionals were French, Business and History.
>A, B, B, U at AS level in Psychology, Economics, English Literature and Maths
>Year out between year 12 and 13 due to onset of Crohn's disease
>2 Cs at A2 level in Economics and Psychology
>Went to do economics at Coventry Uni (still got accepted despite the requirement being ABB)
>Had the absolute fucking worst uni experience, failed first year and have been struggling with schizophrenia for the past couple years now
>Currently NEETing it up watching anime all day and getting autism bux
>>24717339
I once had a conversation about russian literature with girl in a night club, we did not have sex
CAN YOU BUY A MINI FILLET AND GET A KRUSHEM FOR 99P
OR DOES IT HAVE TO BE A MEAL
>>24717329
by networking. i got one after a lecturer hooked me up at his old working place.
you did network at uni right?
>>24717339
I don't think you can force something like that very easily lad, sounds like it would just come across as forced.
>>24717339
Lad, do you not realise where you're posting?
I tried to start a conversation with a girl about seals the other day~
>>24717398
Not at all. I am an autistic weirdo that barely talked to anyone. I achieved a first, but I did not network with anyone.
>>24717434
what is your degree in? did you do an internship/placement year
>>24717008
Explain how pls
>>24717125
Grill or faggot?
>>24717363
then you are a puff but on that note how do gay people meet each other. only a small % of people are bumboys so how do you lot meet up
>>24717457
went to qhi senpai
they even have stuff for jet lag, its amazing
>>24717448
English and Education :(
I have some experience working in a college. It's not what I want to do with my life though. I would like to work in business or banking or something like that. I know I have probably fucked myself by doing such a bad degree though.
>>24717339
women don't think like that
to get a woman to want to talk to you, you have to appear as though you have something to offer in terms of material goods
>>24717433
Fuck that grill, why would you not want to talk about seals?!?!?
That should have gone amazingly?!?!
>>24717539
if I mention 'matching rolexes' will that work?
>>24717503
you are going to have a hard time getting into anything expect being a teacher without some nepotism lad
Lads, what does "How's tricks?" mean, some guy said this to me today and I was really puzzled
>>24717601
means how are you you autist
>>24717601
He wants you to show him a magic trick.
>>24717487
I guess at gay clubs or something. I dunno, it doesn't sound easy.
>>24717601
It means wa's gwanin
>>24717601
Say "she's fine" and then pause for laughter
>>24717487
It's like the Masons, there's a secret gay handshake
>>24717395
fucking answer me I know you guys eat KFC
>>24717600
Yeah I expect so. Thanks for replying anyway.
>>24717752
I don't even know what a krushem is senpai. I just get one of the meal things.
>Try to take photo to try a Tinder account
>Modifying it in Photoshop to try and make myself look better
>Find it's just a wasted effort because regardless of my efforts it looks awful
This is not a nice feel at all.
>>24717796
the trick is to use a shitty camera, it hides all the bad parts and then you can just add filters and look good.
never fucking use a good camera if you aren't legit 8.5-10/10.
>>24717828
This is -with- a shitty camera, I used the front-facing one. I even tried setting my screen to a plain orange wallpaper so I get blue/orange contrast!
>>24717276
thanks for advice mate :)
>>24717864
>so I get blue/orange contrast!
you are not a videogame cover
>tfw thorntons factory job
>paki says hey to me, walks off shouting "WORLD WAR 3" *poorly imitated machine gun noises"
>ask old lady why our servicer is always off on holidays, tells me it's because he sexually assaulted a girl on the robot and got suspended, but couldn't get fired because CCTV could only see the back of his head, so he has loads of holiday time
>see a polak drop a few boxes of chocolates on the floor and pick the chocolates off the floor and put them back into boxes
>get told off for making basic human errors
>everybody going to the xmas party on the 11th and I'm not, everybody going has booked that day off
>guy thinks I grassed on him for smoking outside the smoking area, finds out I didn't and hasn't even apologized for giving me a hard time
Life is fucks life
>>24717891
Really, it was to hide the fact I'm ultra pale skinned. Didn't work, though.
>>24717796
>Not using an anime avatar
Drowning in puss desu
>>24717927
I actually tried that once.
It didn't work. I think this is the fourth or fifth time I've deleted my account now, other sites have nobody I'd get along with.
>>24717892
Why can't you just get a shitty supermarket job? I'm gonna assume that you would be paid more or less the same but I could be wrong. And you won't be treated like sub-human trash, after a few years you could raise in the hierarchy too.
>>24716005
Albion is the best word for Great Britain ever.
Should be used for
>>24717395
You're speaking in tongues anon, tell me the fucking shop and I'll ring em for you
Is anyone else going to their work Christmas do?
>>24717957
Because shitty supermarket jobs have 100 people applying for them and make you go through big group interviews where you build Lego models and the interviewers study you like Chimpanzees hoping to find the biggest "team player" (read: biggest normie)
>>24717969
when you buy a 'meal' you can upgrade your drink to a krushem and it only costs 99p, instead of 1.99 for the krushem
but Idk if you can buy anything at all and still do that
the shop is KFC
>>24717487
>what is grindr
>>24717994
And catch a cold from the dregs who refuse to stay at home despite infecting everyone with their pleb germs?
No thanks.
>>24717957
Keep trying but to no avail, I hope they lay me off this month, the deeper I delve into this place the more I give up on finding success in life
>>24717632
what if you are a gay robot who is not into clubs?
>>24717487
The internet is where the vast, vast majority of gay couples meet. It's just easier than finding some cum bucket down (insert degenerate clubbing district here)
>>24718044
You bitch about being alone on /lgbt/ or /r9k/ or something.
>>24718044
You try to find one on the internet.
>>24717906
Are you a redhead or do you just not get a lot of sun?
I'm a NEET who only goes out once a month and I've caught a rotten cold
One of the main perks iof being a NEET is I don't come in contact with normies who will infect me
Never leaving the house must have really messed up my immune system.
>>24717999
trips of truth enlighten us
>>24718091
They probably got you through your food
>>24718091
Give me some, I want it. Been too long since I've been sick and last cold I had healed in like 3 days.
>>24718081
Blonde, and the latter. I had one day four months ago where I caught some sun, and I -still- have tanlines from it.
>>24718013
KFC are franchises so ymmv but my local one said no.
>>24718154
If you can tan that easily and your paleness bothers you, why not just tan until you're at the desired color?
>>24718180
fuck
thanks for the help anyway
>>24715466
>2015
>defending pakis
>>24717775
Krushems are milkshakes, basically KFC's equivalent to McFlurries, the Skittles one is good.
>>24718204
Because that would mean going to a tanning parlor in December and looking like David Dickinson.
I might just give up anyway, made a mistake at looking on /soc/'s tinder thread for ideas and with the amount of 8-9 chads on there it's not like a weeb 6 would have a chance to begin with.
>>24718256
Oh wow I had actually confused them with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0xsom6TPg
this shit is my jam lads
>>24718204
Despite what idiots think, tanning is not healthy.
Anything longer than 10-25 mins (depending on skin tone) of sun exposure during March to November is bad for you.
>>24717129
he was talking about your spelling of guaranteed you fucking mongoloid
>>24718225
Muslims are good lads no matter how much you guys fear monger over them.
>>24718295
Should check the okcupid topics some time. Even the worst dregs of the female gender receive 100+ messages in a weekend.
It's nothing but a pathetic peacock display, and your feathers are being blocked by 100 others
>>24718345
that's not jam, it looks like beer
fuck it lads. getting pissed.
got myself a lamb shish kebab and 8 cans of heineken
nice one, bruv.
>>24718410
Well /soc/ in general is a bit of an attentionwhore shithole but
>'below average thread'
>Everyone there is clearly not 'below average'
>>24718495
Example?
Do any of you guys have a PS4?
I really want to get rid of my stutter but I'm a NEET who rarely has to use my voice. Would anyone want to play games and talk sometime?I'd need to order one first though, plus please don't be mean to me about it.
>>24718681
why not use your pc to talk
>>24718707
I only have a laptop. If we don't have a game to play/discuss together it would just be awkward silence due to my lack of conversation skills.
>>24718681
i have a stutter too.
it runs in my family, fathers side.
>>24718681
Talk to yourself
>>24718681
I do, and the fucking thing is ejecting discs randomly now. I had a PS1 and PS2 then missed out the PS3. I had forgotten why I didn't go with Sony, now I remember it's because their consoles always fuck up.
I wish Nintendo bothered these days, only company that makes consoles that don't bollocks up. Apart from Sega because my master system and megadrive were indestructible.
>>24718681
If you want to play a game where you'll be communicating a lot, get Natural Selection 2 on PC.
If you join a server which has people anywhere near good at the game, communication is essential and you'll rely on it enough that you won't think it's awkward any more.
Though really, there isn't anything wrong with having a slight stutter. I've got a pretty bad one because my mouth occasionally outruns my brain. Have to figure out what I was going to say in the first place and wind up repeating half the words in the sentence, sometimes just giving up and starting over.
Even people who are looking for something to argue about with me don't bring it up because it's not particularly a major issue even if I'm sometimes totally illegible. Just a quirk.
>>24718793
I try to but it makes me upset.
>>24718796
>I had a PS1 and PS2 then missed out the PS3.
Same here, I only got the 4 because my normie brother got tired of it (only used it for netflex and COD)
The only thing that annoys me about nintendo is the gimmicky garbage (motion controls/touch screen/stylus/)
>>24718740
want to be my bf then senpai?
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>>24718823
I only have a laptop plus going into a game blind sounds awful, I don't want to be a complete utter burden to someone we should be both having relaxing fun.
>Though really, there isn't anything wrong with having a slight stutter
I think mines might be worse than slight. Plus I've had the opposite effect from yourself, people have mocked it.
>>24718869
Cure me and I'm yours desu.
>>24718848
I really like Nintendo, i'm just pissed at their laziness. Their christmas game(no s) is Mario Tennis, and it's empty and shit.
>>24718938
>tfw i can never become this anons bf and live happily ever after with him cuddling all day and night
IT'S RAINING CATS AND FUCKING DOGS, WHO /HOUSEGETTINGRAINEDON/ HERE?
>>24718952
xenoblade chronicles x desu senpaitachi
>>24718848
>the gimmicky garbage
You mean the stuff that all the other manufacturers copy?
>try to carry out an etherification of 4-bromoacetophenone with n-hexanol using photoredox-promoted nickel catalysis
>it doesn't work
Fugg, lads, what should I do? I think my acetonitrile was too wet desu
>>24718981
I just want them to make a console with a controller, I don't care for all of those things listed.
>>24718938
You get a green name if you're new, so everyone can see you're not going to know the game well.
Won't work on a laptop though.
Try playing an MMO like FFXIV? A bunch of Free Companies would have their own teamspeak or whatever the cool kids use, and that has a PS4 version. Given, the only time I had an FC like that it wound up disbanding because the female leader was completely incompetent at the game and people got fed up of carrying them.
>>24718938You won't be able to stutter with my cock in your mouth
>>24718993
turn it off then on again.
>>24718993
JUST blow in the cartridge retard
>>24719013
I've never played a MMO long-term, to do so I'd have to be very into the lore and I am not with FFXIV. Plus new multiple people who are already friends is overwhelming.
Really, I'm pretty certain I would rather a robot from here who would be understanding with my poor speech.
>>24719174
just let me fuck you ffs
>>24719008
People didn't care for analog sticks and rumble packs, look how that turned out.
>>24719202
That's not true. Analog was well received not long after it came out
No one likes motion and tablet gimmicky shit
>>24719186
No, I want romance.
>>24719229
People did like motion, it sold like hotcakes as a novelty. Then Microsoft went too far and thought people would want to jump around the room like retards when the novelty had worn off.
The tablet's problem is that the screen quality is shit. Even when the Wii U first came out it was still a worse quality than any tablet.
>>24719229
>Analog was well received not long after it came out
That's not how I recall. Source; oldfag
>>24716641
Sorry buddy, but I don't think a mini fillet is a meal. I think "meal" means fries and a drink.
Try Greggs, get two sausage rolls for 2 quid. (bah no pound sign allowed)
New thread before this archives...
>>24716641
Go to poundland and you can get 3 pot noodles for 2 pounds.
Save the 40p every day and in a year or so, you can buy a gun to kill yourself.
why the fuck do you have to have this thread all the time?
fucking crybabys
>>24719472
wew ladfam
>>24719431
why?! just wait for it to fall off then make the new thread
Can't be bothered to do anything to be honest.
>>24715762
>non celts in britain
RAUS
Did anyone save the evening OP image?
>>24720015
already a new thread up la
>>24719632
>>24719632
>>24719632
>>24719433
top fucking kek lad
