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>tfw femanons with boyfriends keep infiltrating these threads
>>24579992
rip u, we could try to get back at them by being happy togetherI'm kidding, nobody needs betalanklets
>>24579904
It's literally morning, gonna be awake for the next 13 hours to fix the sleep schedule I guess.
>tfw real fembots will enter this thread
>tfw none will let me lick their butts out of sheer pity even though they don't really like me and think I'm a weird autistic retard
>tfw those fembots will kek all those dudes
>>24579992
>tfw keep seeing that there may be a marriage market for you (americanized, 6/10 asian, weeb, autist)
>tfw you want to let these threads be little bits of hope
>tfw you need to assume it's men to avoid being a turbo kek
>tfw these threads are inherently cancerous
t-take it to >>>/soc/ roasties ;-;
>tfw waiting for Fish/mystery.jpg drama
>>24579992
i fucking HATE Stacy. don't worry OP, i don't have a bf and i feel your pain.
>>24580230
thats over.
I'm bored of it now.
Last post before I return to anon
>>24580230
mystery is terrible
Her questionare can only be answered wrong
>tfw femanons with boyfriends keep infiltrating these threads
You mean, all of them?
>>24580208
damn, I want the same as this anime grill. Does that make me gay?
>>24580269
Well, the only thing I'm surprised about is how mystery.jpg types/composes herself outside of 4chan.
[X] Contact the fembot
[X] Console the fembot
[X] Watch anime with fembot
[X] Play vidya with fembot
[X] Meet with fembot
[X] Live happily afterBased on things that never have or will happen
>>24580284
you and me together then.
If female, would date takeo-kun/10, nohomo
>>24580284
You're not the only one.
I'm a goddamn sap.
>>24580384
no, I'm a man. That's why I ask if that make me gay, since men are supposed to only want sex
>>24580422
it doesn't make us gay. it makes us super gay.
mystery.jpg, I just found out what you look like and I don't appreciate all your "i'm so ugly" bullshit while looking like this.
You are dressed like a tumblr bitch. Why have you been pretending to be some fat ugly lonely female?
>>24580487
>Why have you been pretending to be some fat ugly lonely female?
Attention, obviously senpai
baka
>>24580487
because that's not hers
>>24580505
That's her for sure.
>>24580525
still ugly desu
>>24579992
You attention whores need to fuck off.
>>24579992
op is a mentally ill tranny who always starts these threads trying to catfish any guys who are interested, and always ends with no one instead of just being fucking clear in the beginning that he's a tranny fag.
There are no femanons that are truly fembots, because at any time they could have TEN anons to love and cherish them.
>>24580738
>There are no femanons that are truly fembots, because at any time they could have TEN anons to love and cherish them.
Honestly, the only exception to this rule I've seen is with shitskins.
>>24580849
yeah those poor shitskin girls only have 5 orbiters... the poor things.
>>24580738
>>24580849
>>There are no femanons that are truly fembots, because at any time they could have TEN anons to love and cherish them.
Yeah but they're all fat and ugly NEETs who hate women and only want a gf so they can feel better about themselves.
Better to stay alone desu
Who wants a gross tryhard fembot? I want a 10/10 Stacey.
>>24581153
>tryhard
apply yourself uninstall MOBAs/ARTSs and inhale CO
I just want an averagefu that is a nerd, but they'll never want me.
>>24581336
>no gf to play fighting games, pokemon, and read comics with me
I would wife any girl that liked guilty gear on the spot
>>24580738
Robots won't 'love and cherish' literally anyone just because they are desperate. They are more likely to 'settle for and tolerate' them, you'd have to get insanely lucky to genuinely click with some random stranger from /r9k/.
>>24580849
arabs, blacks, indian, southeast asians, ect included?
>>24580374
[x] track down the fembot and rape her to death so she can never make these shitty fucking threads again
>>24581813
>her
A bold assumption, pretty sure traps make these threads.
>>24581378
Even if she was a landwhale?
>>24581378
guilty gear is fine but male guilty gear fans are either black, insufferable or both, so which one is it?
>>24581890
I'm not that guy but I'm black and I like guilty gear. Slayer is pretty cool
>>24581378
this but with street fighter instead of guilty gear.
>>24581957
Nice, hello black guilty gear fan.
>tfw period cramps :(
Am I right, fellow fembots? xD
>>24581890
black
Insufferable GG fans are the absolute worst. Always have a chip on their shoulder and bringing up blazblue to shit on it like we're still in calamity trigger.
>>24581868yes.
>>24582450
I knew it.
>tfw no fighing game loving not black bf
Remove yourselves from the board you stupid cunts
>>24582478That's just cold.
who do you play, anyways getting off of that? Xrd, +r, reload or some mix of them?
>>24582502
This means nothing coming from some tripfag.
>>24582550
friend*, hole
>tfw no bf to watch anime with
>>24579992
i'm getting real tired of this fembot shit. Its not possible. Fuck off.
hirls, any tip on how a guy should approach and talk to you in a con?
>>24582844
At a convention or they are pegging some con artist?
>>24582844
uhhh, if you have to ask you probably shouldn't be approaching us.
>>tfw I just want a gf to watch anime, visit other countries and go camping with. And fuck with one hand around her throat.
>>tfw had all this
Why'd she have to go back to Germany with her fiance?
>>24582895
i want you to burn in a fucking fire that never consumes you
>>24582895
Damn, shit on for trying, shit on for not trying.
>tfw all self-claimed fembots are insane trannies
>>24582941
That's the case with almost all of these.
>>24582844
just walk up and say hi, be friendly, don't act overly awkward which is probably hard since you're on /r9k/ oh and don't stare or try too hard with eye contact, just be natural, i guess
>>24582844
Why would you approach girls at conventions/cosplayers?
If you must do it, maybe find some kind of convention hobby to share (collecting, cosplay, whatever) and discuss that. I really recommend not doing it though and finding girls who have other hobbies.
>>24582928
it's not always about you. Do you have any idea how many times girls get approached by oh-so-witty creeps on a daily basis?
imagine you got harassed by 20 homeless vagrants every time you went outside, except instead of money they're demanding your time.
Jesus, is it too much to ask that I can enjoy an activity without being accosted by swarms of desperate losers who should have learned how to socialize properly in high school?
>>24583199
>it's all about me
>me me my time me me me
>oh you have fallen in love with me but aren't fucking chad 'chocolate ejaculating cash'cock? then get the fuck out of my sunlight you useless piece of subhuman garbage.
and you whores wonder why you get raped, beaten, and murdered.
>>24582735
don't toy with me ;_;
>>24583259
^^^ what happens when you politely reject a "nice guy".
>>24583199I was only half serious about that the first time senpai
I say again, shit on for trying, shit on for not trying
>be NEET female
>trying to fuck off to the right place
>be on /r9k/
>spergy narcissist types everywhere
>problems are all about not fucking chicks
>can't figure out why they care about vagina this much
>mostly virgin males who are desperate to turn into wagekek chads
>be on lolcow
>passive aggressive girls everywhere obsessed with weeb fashion and makeup
>all problems are bad lolita fashion, eating disorders and bad makeup
>have nothing interesting to add because i don't know anything about it
>try shut-in thread on /soc/
>all college students who are kinda introverted
>no one posts, they jerk it in IRC/Skype
>really fucking weird one upping at every turn to prove how shut-in they are
>basically normie problems with mental illness sprinkled in
>>24583314
implying >>24583199
>>24582895
is 'polite' in any fucking way shape or form you fucking scum sucking whore. I want to hate fuck you while choking the life out of you so I can watch the putrid fire you call a soul be extinguished in the most horrible possible way.
>>24581813
>waah waah girls don't like me I'll be a virgin forever waah its totally not because I'd kill over pixels
>>24579992
tits or gtfo you whore
>>24583259
>and you whores wonder why you get raped, beaten, and murdered.
Men are raped, beaten and murdered far more often than women so...
>>24583338
Maybe just go to a board/forum for something you like instead of something vague as shit like /r9k/, /soc/, or lolcow or whatever.
>>24583338
Tits or get the fuck outta here.
*** ATTENTION MALE POSTERS ***
This is Stacy speaking on behalf of all fembots here.
If any of the following qualities apply to you, then please PLEASE refrain from asking us out.
>you have poorly-groomed facial hair
>you are extremely under or overweight
>you don't bathe or shower daily
>you have a child or teenager's haircut
>you are equal to or under the height of 5'6"
>your jawline is weak enough that it blends smoothly into your neck from a profile view
>you haven't been on a date before
>you haven't ever had sex before (no girl wants to be a guy's first)
>you aren't currently employed and making, or on a direct educational path to making, at least $60,000 USD per annum
>you don't play any sports, or exercise at least a couple times per week in a structured setting
>you want someone to "come home to" rather than "go out with"
>you are indian
That is all.
Stacy over and out.
Where is my PMD autist?
>going up Revelation Mountain again
How gaped is my anus about to be?
>be full disgusting NEET mode
>kinda lazy about taking out trash/disposing of tampons and pads
>constantly take them off and hide them in weird locations due to changing them
>need to gather them all up at once every few months before it gets out of control
>throw away large collection of dried bloody tampons and pads recently
>leave trash in patio while waiting for trash day in large bin
>some wild animal opens it and tears up your bloody tampons/pads
>tfw walking outside and seeing all your old collected bloody tampons/pads spewed out across your neighbor's yards and public sidewalks due to hungry wild animals finding them in your trash
>>24583355
that's quite the fantasy anon, I would suggest getting laid to let off some of that steam.
>>24580738
jesus that #6 was hard to read. Why go out of the way to dominate a relationship if you can't even support both people in the marriage?
smdh at least the other parts made sense
>>24579992
>have a bf
>still want to die
jokes on you hahaha
>>24583356
>implying you know anything about me
>implying I am a virgin and haven't had already had unsatisfactory sex with a woman 10 years older than me
>implying white knighting will get you anywhere
Yeah fuck off, old sport.
>>24581842
I'd fuck a qt trap if given the opportunity
>>24583445
Dear Stacy,
Thanks for the advice. I now have a tip for you.A TIP OF THIS DICK, BITCH
>>24583570
Oh no, I feel so sorry for you
truly, your life must be a living hell
>>24583338
There are multiple topics for a reason. When you get tired of one you can just move onto any of the other ones that cover your interests.
Though I would avoid /soc/ like the plague. In general, just don't try to meet people from here. Anyone worth talking to will probably not be the type to initiate.
Femanons how the fuck am I supposed to know when a girl is interested in me? I don't wanna be to forward with her just because she's being nice to me.
>>24583445
>no girl wants to be a guy's first
Nice catch 22
>>24585036
If you're interested in her, ask her out on a date.
If she says no, she's not interested in you.
>>24585036
She is not interested, women never make the first steps.
>>24583498
die in hell mom
srsly why did she have to be just as disgusting?
>I-I'm a grill, too ;_;
>>24583498
Why are you so disgusting?
If you live in the first world, you shouldn't act like a third-worlder.
>>24581723
they all have orbiters too
ALL WOMEN HAVE ORBITERS
>>24583445
I like how this bait posts; "Don't aske people out on a date unless you've already been on a date."
It's like applying for a job all over.
All I can ever think of when I see these threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM
>>24583734
>not a virgin
GET OUT
ROASTIES OUT
NORMIES OUT
FUCK OFFFFFF WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE I HATE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS
>>24583445
>>you are equal to or under the height of 5'6"
This is how I'm certain you're baiting.
A woman (especially a Stacy) wouldn't settle for anyone who is shorter than 6ft
>>24586518
>bitching about losing your safe space
Shiggy diggy
>>24583734
Then this isn't your board. Fuck off normie.
>>24589050
>le normies meme
most of us on this board aren't virgins m8
>>24583498
Be my GF and I'll throw them out for you.
>>24590395
And you don't belong here so fuck off and die.
Non virgins have no right to speak or criticize women in any way.
To be fair femanons with bfs are out trying to get one. Those of us that have them can't be friends with normie girls because they will try to steal and can't be friends with guys because they're usually too retarded to just be friends. So unless you're content to shitpost on tumblr (in which case good luck keeping a bf) then you kind of have to come here.
>>24582844
Be nice, not creepy (no sexual comments to people you dont know, none of this weird devotion that guys at cons seem to think will win a girl over - its just creepy).
Leave her with options - dont be really forceful, if she seems uncomfortable leave it, if she is trying to make excuses to get away from you/not give you her number or whatever, leave it. being pushy wont help, and she will probably tell others so her female friends will also then find you creepy.
Probably best to strike up a conversation about something she is looking at or has bought or is wearing.
But also understand that just because you have that one thing in common, its not really a basis for a relationship or anything, you might be polar opposites in other ways
>>24590924
>without bf's*
are trying to get one
With you guys as the exception of course but I don't blame you for realizing how shitty the dating game is and that /r9k/ manposters don't even count.
Who else /addictedtoteriyaki/ here?
>>24590989
I'm addicted to Konomi Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic.
>>24590989
Oh shit nigga I love terikyaki
>tfw got a normie manlet asian redditor bf this summer after being a KV my whole life
>tfw having hear memes irl
>tfw way less time to myself
>tfw cuddling is the best.
could be worse.
