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go to bed wagekek edition
tfw just started drinking at 9 and I've got the job center at 10 tomorrow morning. It's gonna be a rough one lads.
>he's watching you
You don't hate black people... right /britfeel/ desu?
>>24480793
I am a black people
Well lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6084268
>>24480793
depends if said black person has wronged me
Cop or not lads?
new thread more chances to post you're waifus lads
>>24480814
dun kno f a m
Anyone watching this documentary about Islam in London?
im a celeb innit.
>>24480835
don't give them attention
>>24480793
>tfw not white
At least I'm not a fucking paki, though.
>>24480846
Forgot image cope or not?
Who even watches TV in 2015?
>>24480847
Reporting in as usual.
>>24480881
Old people senpai~
>>24480003
Why? There's a slim chance he'll kill you and post pics here
>>24480047
Lady C, Chris, Tony and Duncan t b h
>>24480153
All of that region is full of pakis tbf
>tfw they only interview you so they can say that they interviewed a minority
You guys are mostly fat weebs right? what would you want for your birthday?
Rank 5 on Hearthstone
Buying the second wing of the new adventure tomorrow
>>24480870
ohladm8
>>24480916
to be noticed
>>24480916
Someone to knock the fuck out of course.
Fight me famalama
>>24480871
Eh, looks pretty shit desu, bright green and gay French don't mix well
>>24480793
who /blackbrit/ here?
>>24480881
Formies and faggots. Haven't watched tv in years.
>>24480916
The loving embrace of another human being.
...and food or money.
>>24480916
I'm a fat faggot mixed race guy who likes cute stuff, video games and all that shit.
That includes weeb shit.
>>24480871
Looks like it was made on MS paint.
who unironically likes eastenders here?
>tfw just waiting for that scene where we see Dean attempt to Rape Roxy
>mfw
>>24480847
I want to cuddle her for hours and hours
>>24480979
you hot?
>>24480979
>tfw forgot to mention I would like a figure of Priss from Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040
>>24481002
No mate, I'm a fat ugly faggot.
>asking /r9k/ for fashion advice
Dunno even why I bother lol
Stik to your coheed and Cambria shirts and baggy cargos lads
>>24481013
you very sound qt
>>24480983
It's genuinely one of the best programmes on TV when it's at its best
Better actors than any American shit
>>24481041
You would be mistaken senpai.
>>24480933
The new adventure is pretty good senpai. Having a blast making new priest and shaman decks desu~
>>24480938
>>24480975
>>24480979
nothing more specific maybe that you could get off of amazon?
>>24481072
Ask who his waifu/husbando is and get him a body pillow of them.
>>24481072
Something cheap and cute, a plush or something like that.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pokemon-Center-Plush-Doll-Ralts/dp/B00ORK16SO/ref=pd_bxgy_21_img_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=0GF2N0DZB7WC78EP8WN8
who /spendingchristmasalone/ here?
>>24481155
/spendingchristmasalonewithmumbecauseIhavenofriendsandallofmyfamilyisdead/ here
>>24481155
my mum is taking me to the US for Christmas
>>24481273
Your leaving the country for christmas? Why?
>>24481302
because my mum is taking me
>>24481312
But why does she want to leave tho~
>>24481320
She wants to just get away from the country for a bit with me and wants us to have fun in America.
>>24481347
Where are you going lad? Florida?
>>24481400
Across some states on the west coast.
When I was in the shower earlier it really hit me just how thin I am~ I could feel the shape of the bones in my knee. Kind of a weird feel tbqh~
What are you lads up to this evening? I'm watching some anime~
>>24481502
sat on here, with a cat sat on my knee. hes a good lad
anyone else know my pain
>>24481063
I only neck deck because I only play to win
>>24481502
watching Fargo
>>24481502
Watching redletter media videos and drinking cider. Tfw I'd kill to be a skinnyfag again but I'm fat now.
>>24481539
>>24481604
Good lads~ That sounds really comfy.
>>24481652
I think as long as you have the motivation you should be able to lose weight anon~ It's all about making small changes one by one. Just do it properly and not like me though.
>>24481563
gay but understandable. Why would anyone spend more time playing this game then they had to.
I'm cold and lonely...
I want to have a shower but the light in my bathroom is broken so I would have to do so in the dark
ultimate sads every day, life 2k15
help me bots
Any good adult cartoon that's like King of the hill, archer, bobs burgers, old simpsons and nothing like Family Guy?
>>24481753
I used to be a skinnyfag due to not eating when I was a student and running a lot. Now since I've moved home I've got really depressed and started comfort eating.
>>24481847
Exactly the same here, I've put on 2 1/2 stone in under 2 years.
>>24481847
>tfw too lazy to comfort eat
It's the only reason i'm not disgustingly fat rn
>>24481844
>bob's burgers
>good
I'm in shock.
>>24481867
I'm eating an entire tray of brownies right now
why should I give a fuck
>>24481867
You got any stretch marks? I got them on my arms which was really shitty for my confidence, but they're slowly going away now. I just can't lose the weight.
>>24481847
Oh wow anon~ Sorry to hear you're feeling depressed. You really shouldn't comfort eat though. That's not good! Is there any reason why you're feeling depressed anon?
>>24481840
Next time, buy a bunch of candles. Rather than showering in the dark, you can make it a bit more of a comfy occasion, especially if you've got some nice smelling bodywash.
Does your phone have a flash on it? You could try propping it up and using one of the numerous flashlight apps on Google Play, if it's Android.
>>24481908
Stop eating them, go and brush your teeth thoroughly the last thing you'll want to do is eat the rest.(hopefully)
>>24481844
Rick and morty.
>>24481502
doing some project work and drinking tea
>>24481916
No but for some reason I put on weight like a girl so have huge and I mean huge hips and thighs it's utterly disgusting to see.
>>24481917
>not comforting eating
let the anon comfort eat, just like you comfort puke
>you will never be the human toilet at Nigella Lawson's all female wine party
>>24481917
Lost my gf of 4 years through shitty situations and I'm getting older, turned 27 last week. I feel like I'm a fraction of who I used to be.
>>24481967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>24481961
Fuck. Literally same, I always had womanly hips though.
>>24481976
How did you lose her, friendo?
>>24481976
>I feel like I'm a fraction of who I used to be.
It sounds like your a whole lot more these days anon
>>24481976
Damn that's sad to hear anon~ I hope you're feeling better. I wouldn't say 27 is old. Most anons here are around that age range from the strawpolls I've seen. Nothing to worry about at all. I think you should start running again anon! Exercise helps with feels and it will give you a routine and a goal to work towards. I really hope you feel better soon anon~
>>24482028
Great pun, ruined by a you're/your fiasco. So close.
>>24482014
Well that's a very long tale. Basically she cheated on me earlier on with a friend because I was a dick at the time, I then got back with her but lost my friend. I never really forgave her though so it kind of destroyed the relationship. I'm a wreck of a person desu.
Just bantering with potential waifu, saying we should go dressed up to the star wars midnight release.... no reply.
>>24482085
This girl I'm talking to said I should cosplay to a convention and I said I'd think about it. I turned up in my normal clothes while she was fully dressed up in a pink maid outfit and bows and shit. I feel bad because she seemed genuinly upset
>>24482080
He's not much of a friend if he'd fuck your gf, you are better having lost him.
>>24482122
hahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>24482140
I don't know what she was thinking. I'm a fat fuck and its not in my best interests to end up on the internet as some meme for years to come
>>24481925
Candles are a nice idea, I should invest in some for regular cosy time. The phone is really bright unfortunately and shows the considerable dirt in the bathroom.
Guess I'll wait for the sun to help me out
On another note, fuck group project work
Is there another funny youtuber other than h3h3productions I really don't think there is.
>>24482233
Joe Weller
>>24482171
>your image gets used 200 times a day on r9k alone to show someone that you disapprove of their opinion
Don't you want fame?
>>24482028
I'll flatten you desu
>>24482055
I wish I had the motivation to run again, I've tried but I'm so unhealthy now it just puts me off more.
>>24482127
We're friends now kinda, I mean I can talk to him and look at him without wanting to tear his face off.
>>24482267not really. I wouldnt mind if I ironically cosplayed but people would think I'm being serious
>>24482277
>he likes anime
Thinking of saving up for a car but the problem is, I make 350 a month with my shitty part time gig
>>24482273
>I wish I had the motivation to run again, I've tried but I'm so unhealthy now it just puts me off more.
That's a slipper slope anon! The longer you leave it the more unhealthy you'll become until it really is too late~ I don't really want to force you to do anything anon since I don't want to sound annoying. It's really up to you but it's definitely better to start as soon as you can~ I understand the sentiments about being unhealthy but everyone has to start somewhere. I think most people would admire that you're making an effort to change yourself, I know I would~You can do it anon!
who /rocketleague/ here?
>>24482443
No stop desu you're inspiring me to do things with my life
>>24482206
>On another note, fuck group project work
Every time I had to deal with group project work I wound up just doing the whole fucking thing myself and letting other people claim they chipped in.
It's just inefficient when nobody can agree on things and the workload isn't impossibly high to begin with.
>>24482428
You can get a working car for around one and a half grand, which shouldn't take too long.
Alternatively, you could go on PCP for 100 quid a month and get some decent cars, but I don't like the whole idea of having to commit 100 quid to some random company every single month.
>>24482446
Rocket League is fun.
>>24482477
I-I don't want to stop anon! You can change your life as long as you want to anon~ I know you can do it!
>>24482481
I want to play with your rocket.
>>24482572
I'll try, for you anon okay. I'll post in tomorrows thread and let you know how I get on if you're still lurking. Thank you for your kind words.
>>24482673
Yes! It makes me really, really happy to hear that! I'm so proud of you anon~ I really am! I'm pretty much always lurking here~ No problem! I love helping fellow anons!
Lads, would a driving instructor let me listen to music during lessons. Driving stresses me the fuck out
this is gonna be good lads
>>24482481
I would just do it all but we're coding on github so you can see who's submitted what
It's a really small programming task, I could do it in a few hours on my own but apparently once it becomes group work it takes a month
ends up with each person writing one or two classes out <10 in the program to distribute the work properly, but nobody has them done at the same time so it's hard to write my code without knowing what it references >.<
this hurts my autism
> voting for ukip or conservatives
> voting for parties that will cut neet benefits
I'm torn on this one.
>>24482982
This is actually meant to teach you something about how the larger an organisation becomes the more its efficiency goes down. There is an actual formula based on the number of nodes and how many of them are without a penis
That being said if you have planned and agreed properly you should b able to write your code before anyone makes anything else
Who the fuck is 'amerifat who was in manchester the other night'?
>tfw got 7 days to do December op image.
updated current one just cos
>>24483240
>almost approve
>>24483240
hehe 'never baguette'
>>24483270
that's almost good enough for me
>>24483308
>almost not a faggot
>suddenly thread dies.
>>24483455
Beddy byes for the normies.
>>24483240
nice job lad
my favorite thing on thse images is the "this smug cunt has a job" poster. Makes me chuckle every time.
>>24483455
Something something 'off to sleep with the wagekeks'. I've got a few things to sort out myself so I should probably leave too, but the browser beckons me.
>>24480835
The only acceptable one is Ghost because he's dead.
>>24483547
How do you know he died? what happened?
glorious part-time master race
>work thursday, friday, and about two hours saturday
>rest of the week off
>>24480916
I'd really like a Sakura (from CCS) dakimakura.
>>24483486
2 drunk 2 sleep
>>24483560
Same senpai, I do Sunday evening, Monday and Tuesday
>>24483560
work from home master race
>take on some web dev jobs when can be arsed
>basically NEET that works on my own web dev projects most of the time and occasionally does some for pocket money.
>>24483560
Jealous as fuck tbqh
>waiting for the bus
>some french girls approach me
>ask some questions about the bus times etc
Trivial as it was it felt nice. If only I wasn't so beta.
Anyone else got a thing for foreign girls?
>>24483240
who /washereinjanuary/ here?
who /badacne/ here?
even if I could get it to clear up, most of my face is badly scarred and blotchy
plus I stopped giving a shit how I look years ago
>>24483685
I do. I fucking love foreign girls, especially East Yuro ones. I'm not poleaboo, I just love the accents and 90% of the time they are hotter than English women.
>she genuinely wanted to reschedule our date
that was unexpected
>>24483723
Congrats senpai~
What are you going to do?
>>24483705
>east yuro
Same. I used to post pic related (serb) occasionally ITT.
I wouldn't say I'm emotionally attracted to Scottish girls whatsoever. Or English or Irish girls for that matter. Or any anglophone girls come to think of it.
>>24483764
cheers lad, going to a nice pub
slightly bricking it, i've only ever settled for uglies as a robot but this lass looks like she'd be posted in one of those "you fall in love you lose" threads
>>24483832
Goo luck mate, just try to be yourself! She's clearly into you.
>>24483815
>I only like girls I can't communicate with
>>24483860
>implying I can communicate with girls anyway
at least the language barrier gives me an excuse
going to teach myself russian anyway
not to talk to russian girls, just to improve my chances of survival in the war
>>24483943
nuclear weapons don't care what language you speak
>tfw bored all day
>still bored
>don't want to sleep
Today a girl sent her guy friend to ask for my number and I said I was emotionally unavailable, is there a cure for this level of autism? I'm a 22 year old virgin and she only knew me by looks so that means she would have been up for it right? What a fucking joke of a man I am
>>24483943
Russian is very difficult to learn
>post in thread
>thread dies
Is a Victorinox knife a cool gift for my dad
>>24484066
if it's a multitool yeah
post some sad songs lads, i want to go on a feel trip.
>>24484088
Yeah one of those swiss army knives
need my willy sucked tbqhwy laaaads
>>24484612
you sctach my back... I'll scratch yours...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34903517
These are the lengths to which a woman will go.
>>24484797
>lambrini
lol fag
>>24484797
Of course she's white lol
>not going to superior oriental girls
left eye won't focus
I think I'm going blind
I can't rely on my right eye, it has a blind spot in the centre of my view
>>24485036
I went through a similar thing, you just need glasses
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