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Cold morning edition
Should I wear a jumper on my way to uni? It's a 20 minute walk and it's currently -1c
>>24468702
Fuck it, it's cold, I'm wearing one
>>24468771
Good choice, don't wanna catch a cold.
Morning robots~
I couldn't sleep much last night. Think I must have only slept for about three hours.
I hope you all have a great day~
Lads, I feel like I'm about to die from flu and I'm in work now until 7.30. What the fuck am I gonna do to keep myself alert?
Any fellow early rising NEETs here?
The job interview I had last week hasn't gotten back to me. I really upset lads. I was literally the right fit for the job. All the relevant experience and that. I'm still hoping for a phone call though.
>bored
>decide to make an okcupid account to talk to QTS
>feeling good
>fill in all the info about myself
>looks good.dll
>answer a ton of questions
>filter the matches
>96% in common with a qt
>HOLY SHIT
>check her profile
>she has /pol/ mentioned, has aspergers, sounds like a robot
WHY THE FUCK CANT I ESCAPE THIS PLACE?
>>24469243
Hope it doesn't get you too down anon~ Let us know if you get a phone call later
I just posted porn in the group chat.
Oh god, what the fuck do I do.
Oh fuck.
I didn't mean to post that.
>>24470238
kek, what kind of group chat? Say it's your gf or something.
Yay found the thread
How is everyone this morning?
I am up early and not hungover this morning, bit different.
Watching Match of The Day 2 eating pizza and drinking tea in bed now.
How is everyone doing?
>>24470238
Do you have more of her? Please share them.
>>24470292
Too late. Already said it was a mistake.
>>24470334
this desu senpai. baka btw.
roads are icy boys
>>24470344
>not passing it off as banter
you're british for fucks sake
Going round to a mates today. First time out in about a month.
>>24470568
Are you gunna fuck him?
>>24470608
I'm not a bender rofl
>mfw paki and getting teen pussy tonight
>>24470729
Teen escorts usually lie about their age.
>>24470741
You silly boy. She is in year 11.
>>24470729
sort that out cuz
>>24470741
Romanians. Romanians everywhere.
Daily reminder pakis get more white pussy than you.
ITT faggots that neglected to realise that Squirtle was the superior starter pokemon..
Teach Squirtle Ice Beam and/or Blizzard = Gary had a useless Venusaur.
Holly looks amazing on this morning as per usual, I'd kill to see her take a big black cock live on that sofa.
>>24470729
>raping preteen pussy tonight
Whereabouts do you live mate?
>>24468351
I dropping out of uni today
need to call student finance and talk to the student support officer
>>24470892
>tfw watching joanna gosling
>>24470729
>mfw Muslim rape gangs are allowed to exist
>mfw if anyone tries to stop them or say anything negative about Muslims committing rape SJWs scream 'WHITE MEN DO IT DO'
>mfw said SJWs and feminists put on massive campaigns basically accusing every straight white male of being a rapist or potential rapist
>mfw SJWs and feminists cry that their point has been proven when middle class Stacey batters too much MD on freshers and fucks Chad then regrets it and so he is a rapist
>mfw SJWs and feminists completely ignore working class Judy being raped by 12 Muslims in freshers week of Year 7
Is it ignorance? Is it class war? Are we as a nation just fucked? I am Maurice Chavez, and this is Pressing Issues.
>>24470889
I always chose Squirtle first. Charizard was my favourite Pokemon and I always wanted one but because the game was so much easier with Squirtle I always beta'd out and chose him.
>>24471015
They're just going after the prime pussy.
>>24470238
That's vanilla as fuck. Could have been a hell of a lot worse.
>>24471030
>fire/flying
>rock slide
>dead
Lads, its 2015 and Ive just been buswanker'd. Is this still a thing? I'm in shock.
>>24471168
What is buswanker'd?
>TFW officially neet
what the fuck do you guys do all day. It was nice not having to wake up early though.
Starting my motorcycle MOT course soon but I haven't got shit to do.
>>24470889
>forgetting that M-Venusaur has thick fat
an-anon please~
>>24471015
It's cultural marxism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>arguing with someone on 4chan
>someone chimes in and argues your exact side with you
>double team
Is there any better feeling?
>>24471066
This. Virgins are just mad about it on here because they've never had top quality pussy.
Starting a new job as a potwash in a cafe this afternoon
>Pros
Easy as fuck
Qts work there
>Cons
Will have to serve normies when it gets busy
Have to leave the house
Had to trim my glorious beard
Working every weekend
>tfw yearn for the NEET life again already
>>24470889
>Using starters
>>24471179
I was standing at the bus stop and some blert shouted BUS WANKER at me from his car. Its off The Inbetweeners.
>>24471217
When people thank you for your post.
>>24471252
That's a good one, or
>this guy gets it
It feels wonderful.
>>24471217
So-sometimes if an anon is being shouted at by lots of other anons, I'll take the anon's side because I feel sorry for them~ Even if I don't agree with them.
>>24471252
I love this feel! Makes me feel less worthless.
>>24471180
Shitpost in bed all day.
You can't stump the Trump, boys. Here's hoping our friends across the pond will be great again soon.
>>24471190
> According to Marxist analysis, class conflict within capitalism arises due to intensifying contradictions between highly productive mechanized and socialized production performed by the proletariat, and private ownership and appropriation of the surplus product in the form of surplus value by a small minority of private owners called the bourgeoisie. As the contradiction becomes apparent to the proletariat, social unrest between the two antagonistic classes intensifies, culminating in a social revolution. The eventual long-term outcome of this revolution would be the establishment of socialism a socioeconomic system based on social ownership of the means of production, distribution based on one's contribution, and production organized directly for use. As the productive forces and technology continued to advance, Marx hypothesized that socialism would eventually give way to a communist stage of social development, which would be a classless, stateless, humane society erected on common ownership and the principle of From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
So according to wikipedia this is what Marxism is. While it sounds very nice, I don't really see how SJWs, feminists and Muslim rape gangs could be a means to that end.
Fookin freezin today lads.
Need to get better shoes for this weather, converse arent good at this
>>24471274
>>24471274
You are worthless though you stupid cunt.
>>24471232
I heard potwash work is really taxing and tiring. Haven't heard anyone describe it as easy.
>>24471283
>not knowing what cultural marxism is
http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Marxism
>>24471245
>People still do this
It's like I'm really in 2010
>>24471276
Basically this.
I've been meaning to take a shower and get dressed for about 2 hours now, but nope, here I am still naked and unwashed in my bed arguing with strangers on the internet.
>>24471309
>not knowing what cultural marxism is
Sorry I'm not a Eugene Thunderbrain
>>24471283
It's not. The chain of logic used by /pol/sters is:
Marxism=Communism
Communism=Left
Left=Liberal
Liberal=SJW
Muslims certainly did not have a free reign in any country run by a Communist party.
>>24471353
The term originated in 1992, not from /pol/
>>24471349
It's okay anon, now you know and you can learn about the death of the West with us :^)
>>24471353
I can never figure out which I am.
>believe in nationalised services such as NHS, trains, etc.
>against thatcherism
>believe in the right to offend, all kinds of free speech, it's wrong to not be able to call a tranny a tranny
>want all peoples of this country to be looked after and happy
>don't like islam in the slightest because it's oppressive
>had left over take away pizza for breakfast
>about to go to the shop to get frozen supermarket pizza for lunch
What a time to be alive.
>>24471407
You're a nationalist, my son.
>>24471407
probably here
>>24471407
>against thatcherism
Dumb kekold.
>>24471423
Can you go three for three?
>>24471433
There's no point getting into that endless argument, if people think it's good that's fine by me.
> destroy all government infrastructure
> allow me to survive without needing a job and just eat dead dead rats and rabbits
> die when some farmer shoots me
>>24471433
>not voting labour
Are you a racist or something?
>>24471484
Todd Howard pls stop shilling.
The only thing I like about the tories is that they have the hottest MP. She is such a complete and massive heartless bitch, I wish she would beat me and call me a worthless piece of scum. She called Britons some of the worst idlers in the world and is always horrible when she talks.
>>24471489
>not voting at all
Enjoy being keked.
>>24471168
it was never a thing to start with
>>24471506
>called Britons some of the worst idlers in the world
Shes right tho
Anyone else like corbyn?
I think hes alright, its refreshing from the usually waxy fuckers he got, dont agree with him in everything tho and he is basically a male version of me mum.
>>24471407
I'm basically the same as you mate, I don't believe in pigeon holing myself into a group.
I find most people who tell you they are 'Right wing/left wing/Labour/Conservative' lack critical thinking and support their side like it is a sports team. If being Labour meant you supported the imprisonment of homeless people for example, the Labour fans would now support the imprisonment of homeless people, despite it being against their self proclaimed 'left wing' views.
I also believe that most people are very self-serving and a lot more sociopathic than some may think. If you have virtuose and benevolent beliefs that lead you to believe that the NHS should exist to treat all people, citizens should be looked after by their country (regardless of ethinicity) and don't wish for people to be oppressed by Islam then you are probably a caring person, so it is hard to imagine how other's professing to be good and caring people could be completely self serving sociopaths. But they are. To see this you just need to look at the Paris attacks, as one example.
When the Paris attacks took place if you looked towards Tiwtter or Facebook, you would notice a lot of your left wing, pacificst, vegan, baby kissing, feminists friends would have jumped straight on to give their views But was their initial reaction one of condolences for the victims? No. Was it perhaps one of anger towards the assailants? No. A large majority of the response from the jump was the defense of Islam. They didn't give a shit about the victims, although they don't even give a shit about Islam, what they did care about was the chance to prove themselves as the most progressive, accepting, forward thinking person on social media and claim all of those well earned Social Brownie Points.
>>24471536
She is, and I want to be punished for it.
it's fuckin freezin lads
i bet the tories did this
>>24471552
Im liking it. Just been out in the garden in me woolies and it was lovely and refreshing.
>>24471539
And of course not to be outdone by those actually posting condolences, you may have noticed many of them jumping on people who were symapthizing with the victims by asking 'Where were your posts when attacks happened in x, y and z countries'. Again showing a complete lack of empathy for humanity but a razor sharp instinct for being able to mop up those Social Brownie Points wherever they are available. Again showing they are so progressive they can't even syampthise with the dead because there are people even more dead than the Paris victims, in case you didn't know.
I'm sure these 'progressive' 'leftie' types jump for joy whenever an atrocity such as Paris happens because it gives them a chance to show just how 'liberal' they are. Which is pretty fucked up considering the loss of human life. It is also concerning that these people are supposed to be the representatives of the kinder and friendlier political wing yet would willingly trade human lives for upvotes on social media.
And that's why you shouldn't trust people who claim political wings.
>>24471537
Yeah, I do. He's not always slithering around questions which is wonderful. I have never agreed with any politician about everything so it doesn't bother me. I think him being in the national eye is a good thing overall, though he'll never be PM
>>24471539
So much this. Paris was just turned into an argument with Islam as the focus with either "LOOK THE RIGHT HATES FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!!" or "LOOK THE LEFT WANTS TO DESTROY EUROPE WITH ISLAM!!!"
The real problem is the right uses SJW as an example of the left and the left uses /pol/ as an example of the right. Both just fling shit constantly, but fuck me I hate SJWs and wish they'd stop changing what is meant to be caring for others into some alternative hating shit.
>>24471598
I went for a walk on blackpool beach, cold as fuck but the air was clean and it put some colour in my cheeks.
Captcha asking for a patio
> what is a patio?
>>24471532
It definitely was a thing.
Britfag here, laughing it up in sunny Tanzania. Will be back in time for Christmas.
Enjoy the cold, lads.
Why did they elect Corbyn? They do know that they've just handed the next election to the Tories, right? Months later I'm still in shock that they could pick someone this bad.
>>24471659
Apart from not knowing when to pipe down every now and then, and not bowing to knee-jerk situations, he's fine. He sticks to his principles at least. Plus, Labour will kick him out next year.
>>24471606
That annoyed me.
We never really about things outside europe and the US, if these events had happened on other days they would have got coverage, but there was an attack in PARIS, bloody paris!
>>24471610
>the focus with either "LOOK THE RIGHT HATES FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!!" or "LOOK THE LEFT WANTS TO DESTROY EUROPE WITH ISLAM!!!"
That's where things are so skewed though. Traditionally, if the right wing is the wing of privatization and rugged individualism, the state shouldn't care who is what religion. The idea of the right is that the State is less involved in those aspects of life. Therefore Islam should be accepted in an ideal right wing society as long as it doesn't harm productivity.
Conversely, the left wing is about having the State having more control. Therefore in a left wing society the State should be the one deciding if Islam will be accepted or not and if it is to what extent will it be able to operate. None of the most famous examples of left wing states have let religion flourish at all (PR China, Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, North Korea), of course in this country a Labour government is probably going to be more friendly to Islam than Conservative, but the idea that left=Freedom right=Oppression is misled.
>>24471659
Literally anything is better than Cameron at this point.he fucked a pig lads never forget
>>24471700
>literally anything
Sorry friend, but Gideon Osborne would be much worse. Not many know this, but he is actually one of the Babylonian Brotherhood, a group of reptilian humanoids. Most cover it well, but he's obvious. He has no emotion, does not care who he hurts and how much. People think Boris Johnson would be bad, but Boris is a human at the very least.
What human would think that this is a natural stance?
>>24471232
Potwashing is pure stress mate
wanted to top myself when I did it a few summers ago
might be easier in a caf, mine was in a nice restaurant
Just got done fucking my D E S I G N A T E D gf desu lads.
Why don't u just get qt Indian gf?
Jokes aside the NWO is a very real thing.
>>24471784
It sure is, anon!
>>24471784
>>24471823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFZ3Ql10qo
only got about 4 hours of sleep
too cold to leave my bed today
>>24471837
I love that theme, it's so good.
Back from the gym lads
>45k OHP
>75 DL
>60 squat
On the right track bros, if only I could commit to eating a decent diet.
>flatmates keep buying stupid shit for the house making everyone else pay for it because "it's fair"
me and this one guy have refused to pay for the last thing that these cunts bought (the fucking Halo series for an xbox that nobody plays) and now we're being shunned, just end it all.
>watching a jeremy kyle on catchup
>some guy uses bennies to buy drugs
>hits his gf
>he says "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" about it
>>24471912
>YOU DIDN'T BAI HALO U R TURRIBLE
Lmao what the fuk
Sounds like the guy just wants you to help him buy shit he wants. Don't fall for his bullshit
>ISIS drowns prisoners alive & blows hostages up with RPG & kills others with explosives
>>24471742
I think he read one of those body language books that teach you how to be confident.
>>24471896
>paki's
>>24471919
HOW ABOUT YOU BE A MAN, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB
>Crowd irrupts into orgasmic cheering
>>24471919
Chavs have no idea how the world works mate
I was watching a show about chavs in Manchester they are interviewing this bunch of 12-18 year old chavs on this estate asking them why they assault people and vandalise property and stuff and the guys answer was
>'Ere I'm tellin' you you gotta grow up quick around here'
It's like mate... You're 18, half of your gang of chums are like 12 years old and you spend your life running around the neighbourhood like Dennis the Menace. You've not grown up at all and probably never will. Let alone quickly.
>>24471969
Source?
You're not an idiot who believes every propaganda piece thrown at you, right?
>Jeremy Corbyn will NEVER EVER be in power
>>24472037
But /britfeel/ told me brown people are responsible for all of our problems. Those young lads didn't do nothing.
>>24472032
well... it's just... it's hard to find one... heh...
why aren't you at work lads?
>tfw it's already lunch time
Wi-wish me luck~
>>24472122
what are you puking back up today anon?
Does anyone watch that TV show where naked oily men writhe in pleasure with each other?
>tfw Roman/Sheamus feud
I am officially out.
Just had a maths exam and it went fucking awful, I literally sat there for an hour staring at a question I could easily do but I just couldn't process anything. God I feel like shit, going home now to sleep for 12 hours
went out on the lash friday night, drank too much and realized i hate everything, now i'm wageslaving. the life roulette never ends
>>24472132
I-I tried to eat some pizza~ I ate about half a slice and now my stomach feels like it's going to burst and my throat hurts too. Just the thought of tens of hundreds of calories drives me absolutely insane. I feel kind of light-headed as well~
>>24472247
U r a tosspot and fucboi
>>24472091
I quit because
>2015
>taking part in wageslavery
No thank you Mr Goldstein
>>24469296
Go for it anyway lid. Any hole's a goal.
Fuck lads this girl I talk to is tsundere as fuck. She's always cold and always sends one or two word messages but when he hang out in real life shes really fun and hugs you a lot and shit. I don't even know what to do, I'd be lying if i said these bipolar tendencies weren't hot though
>>24472047
Literally Google the text
It's preddy brutal desu
I'm so traumatized that I'm singing the music at work all the time
HEADLIGHT BULBS
thanks for reminding me
>>24472174
What maths was it?
Another day where I can't be fucked to go to tescos so I'll just order a pizza. This is the 4th day IN A ROW. Holy fuck I am going to get so fat. Probably should go for a run to burn as much as I can at point this week.
>>24472305
Fuck that's hot go with it bro, make her dom you as well.
>>24472247
Keep at it Tilde~
I believe in you~
>just got back from an interview there are >three candidates (me being one of them) two are graduates and the other one has experience
>they will make decision very soon
I gurantee they pick the more experienced candidate whats the point in having a junior position open ffs.
>>24472406
Post MOAR of dat smegmaguzzler pls
>>24472393
I've done the exact same thing the last few days. Good to know someone else out there is a fucking pig.
>>24472305
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING YOING NORMIE FOR FUCKS SAKE
fucking why? Seriously why?
>>24472477
That makes me feel better lad. All I've ate the past 4 days is takeaway. No breakfast, no dinner, just a takeaway at around 1-3pm.
Pretty sure the whole one meal a day thing is causing my body to store even more fat than it should. FUUCCCCKKKKK
>>24472305
jelly 2bh
anyone want to fight?
seriously, I'll meet up with any of you, wherever you live, I just want to feel something
i'll buy you a pint afterwards
>>24472510
how are you avoiding the robot?
>>24472510
Whur u at?
>>24472510
This pasta always interests me. Would it just be a decent fistfight that doesn't go too far and ends before any proper damage is done? A good scrap until one person quits then a hug and a pint would be pretty fun desu. Don't even care if I lose.
>>24472510
Love u anon. Hope you get to fight someone~
>>24472585
I just want human contact
>>24472585
It would be a bloody battle until one person needs an ambulance.
We-well I've just thrown up~ I think I left it too long and most of it had digested, I only got a bit~ Now I feel really angry towards myself for eating in the first place.
>>24472439I'm so sorry anon please don't hate me~ I really am genuinely sorry but it's just so hard to ignore the pain after I eat something. I'm really, really sorry~ I'm so pathetic even after other robots try and help me and I can't do anything. I'm so sorry anon I really mean it~
I've been drinking an average of 5 cans of pepsi max every day for the past 8 years
do I have a caffeine addiction?
>>24472623
Pepesi
My girlfriend made fun of me in from of all her friends and it made me feel a bit bad, should I just move on. Pretty much, she was complaining her bra was stabbing into her and asked me if I'd fix it for her, then she said 'you have boobs, you know what it's like'. Is she hinting me to lose weight
>>24472660
She was giving you a cue to slap her and assert your dominance.
Then all her girlfriends would talk about how manly you are.
Don't fuck it up next time.
>>24472585
that's exactly what I had in mind desu, maybe something like this:
https://youtu.be/lO2Zp4nwsFA?t=205
afterwards we would become the best of bros, kind of like pip and herbert, except we wouldn't be faggots
>>24472660
Get her back by going out for a nice steak with her and her friends. Get yours well done and then say "this steak is chewy, you have chewy beef flaps, you know what it's like"
>>24472609
Did you change your trip? or am I just tripping?
Also your doing your best, these things are never easy~
You'll get there eventually
>>24472680
Sounds good to me. I need my face for christmas right now, but one day i'll fight with you.
>>24472609
Just starving yourself is easier
pic related, just 4 months of eating practically nothing
It's not good for long term though. I'm a lot fatter now than I was in the 'before' pic
>>24472682
Y-yes I changed my trip so the 'a' in anon is capitalised. I think it looks nicer~
Th-thank you anon~ I really appreciate that
>>24472713
I already am starving myself~ I can't stand food at all. Everything about it disgusts me. I force myself to eat once a day since I'm trying to get better~ I used to go days without eating anything. Now it's just hours.
why must it be so fucking cold lads
>>24472736
>~
Why are you trying to piss me off?
>>24472355
Is that the ISIS magazine? Because that shit is fucked up.
>>24471969
Kek thats pretty tame compared to North Korea
also
>>ISIS drowns prisoners alive
Well they arent going to drown them dead
>>24472528
different commas and slightly different phrasing I think
>>24472855
> 'hahaha take that infidel'
> 'farukh he has been dead for an hour"
> 'stfu allahu akbar!'
got my heater working lads
time for comfy
I really want to go on the Jeremy Kyle show as an audience member. I want to judge the freaks, I want to laugh at them and boo them and judge them.
>>24471896
good lad, including the bar? each side or in total?
>>24472139
>Alberto Del Rio back
>Does absolutely fuck all yet again
>Same old boring WWE shit thats been stale for the last 2 years
Why do I still watch this shit. I'm part of the problem.
>>24473103
because you like looking at sweaty muscle men in tight shorts
>>24473068
I dont get those people.
Some fat landwhale dude with greasy hair and fucked teeth is like
> i slept wiv 15 womun in the last week
And hes married
And i cannea get laid
>>24473103
ADR is fucking awful, I cannot believe they hired him again
>Bray Wyatt and Kevin Owens will never form a tag team called The Belly Brothers
>>24473103
I just stopped watching WWE and started watching non-WWE wrestling instead.
Always liked the actual wrestling as opposed to the stories anyway, so I'm probably better off desu
Drinking alcohol with a diet mixer like Diet Coke gets you 18% more drunk than the non-diet equivalent
>>24473188
>>24473175
I actually have been watching a lot of lucha libre lately. AAA is my favourite, ADR was terrible there as well. For whatever reason I keep expecting WWE to go back to Summer of Punk levels of hype but it aint gonna happen.
>Have to make powerpoint presentation for class
>use the same colour scheme as my waifu for the slide layout
dumb normies will never know~I was seriously considering getting a lewd picture of her and stretching it out as much as possible, to the point where you can't tell what it is, and using that as the background for all of my slides. But the thought of a fuck-up occurring scared me out of it~
>>24473229
ADR was the same in AAA as he was in WWE. I watch lucha every new and again to see little fellas doing mental flips and shit.
Living off cheep tesco noodles till Friday, my insides are fucking killing me already.
>>24473199
Makes sense really.
>>24473254
I hope you're doing that due to a lack of money anon! And isn't there anything else you could get for cheap? That really doesn't healthy~
>>24473254
If it makes you feel any better I've just had an M&S pasta box and it's given me a case of the wildeys something terrible. Why are groceries so shit here.
>>24473289
> ~
Pls stop
Its like you are trying to piss me off
Poleaboos dad is being annoying, he keeps talking to him, asking him about stuff and gets annoyed when Poleaboo responds with "I don't know"
He's talking about getting Poleaboo work experience with a potential job at a mates accounting firm but he will need proof of qualifications
Need to contact the uni and ask if he can have a diploma
Poleaboos mum is annoying too, she doesn't say or ask anything meaningful
Dad - You're spending all your time playing vidya again
Mum - Are you enjoying your new game? I don't need to watch telly, just keep playing.
>>24473254
Iktf, although I have a cheap sainsburys pizza for today~
>>24473289
Where is you're waifu from?
>>24473289
I'm absolutely skinned and that's all I had in the house, called up my mate and he's invited me over for dinner tonight. He's a top lad.
>>24473343
My waifu is from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic~ Who's your waifu?
>>24473362
Good lad~ Hope you get some more money soon anon!
>>24473342
Poleaboos parents have been wonderful to him considering he's a criminal and a pervert. I think they are doing a wonderful job, your dad is helping you and your mum is being nice. You shouldn't be complaining, my dad refused to talk to me throughout my teenage years.
>>24473342
Why would you complain about that? At least your parents are nice to you poleaboo~ I can never tell if my mum loves me or hates me and my dad died years ago~
>>24473068
That's how the JK show operates, gives people watching a sense of superiority.
Anyone is superior when you're compared to the primordial abortions that appear on that show.
>>24473342
Im new to these threads. Whats this all about?
>>24473452
Poleaboo either wants to be left completely alone, he has no need for hollow sympathies or wants to be engaged by someone with constructive and insightful feedback regarding his situation
>>24473470
poleaboo.wordpress.com
It's the 'friend' of this dude posting for him. He is currently not allowed to use the internet because the police said so.
who /devilish/ here?
I have a dash cam that records people's car reg plates every time I go out.
When I get home, I check to see if they're taxed and/or MOT'd.
If not, I report them.
>>24473199
Good source m8
>>24473510
>devilish
You are safe and honest and decent. Please keep up the good work.
>>24473489
Not going to happen. They want you to fix your life.
>>24473510
This is so fucking British I can't handle it mate.
>>24473470
Someone who got arrested for shitposting
>>24473489
You don't really want to be left alone. Nobody wants that~ And your parents are trying to help you. They could treat you like absolute scum for what you did but instead they treat you like a human being. I can tell from what you posted that they love and care about you Poleaboo. I think your father was providing constructive help by trying to get you a job of sorts~ You don't have to be happy about it but at least appreciate and accept that there are people trying to help you and who want the best for you~
How old is Poleaboo?
>>24473510
I have a dash cam and a camera round the back, but I've never thought about doing that. That's brilliant.
>>24473489
Then move out you autist.
Poleaboo just got a job offer as cleaning cum at an old peoples home. He can't wait to suck the cum with his mouth.
>>24473532
not everyone has enough spare change to replace 90% of their car every year
>>24473510
>I check to see if they're taxed and/or MOT'd.
How?
>>24473616
Then get the freakwagon like the rest of us poor people.
>>24473543
Dad also suggested teaching, a friends daughter couldn't get a job with her accounting degree so she became a teacher
He wanted him to research it though, it'll either take a while to get the qualification and/or he'll not be allowed to become a teacher due to his criminal record
>>24473551
He wouldn't mind if his fathers advice and commentary wasn't so half-baked and generally shit.
He asks if Poleaboo has heard from the court and if they have any proof
Poleaboo just doesn't want to bother even answering the question because there is nothing of value his father can respond with
>>24473577
24
>>24473616
Then take a bus.
>>24473634
>teaching
Are you serious? Fucking hell, they are going to do a fucking billion criminal checks. There is no fucking way in the universe that they will EVER EVER EVER let someone with a sexual crime record be a teacher.
>>24473634
P A K I S H O P
>>24473628
Now that guy but here
https://www.gov.uk/check-vehicle-tax
>>24473660
inb4 pakiboo is the victim here
>>24473634
What makes it half-baked? He's probably very worried about you poleaboo~ That's why he keeps asking questions. Even if you don't think your father can help you, you should talk to him~ Like I said, he's probably very worried about you. I know it must be hard to view things positively in your current situation but you really must understand that there are people who care about you~
>>24473393
Mine is from persona 3 portable. Her name has a few variations, but most people call her FeMC~
>>24473660
>sexual crime record
"Stalking" isn't sexual
>>24473676
>"Try teaching"
>"Alright, how do I go about that?"
>"No idea, look it up"
That's why it's half baked
Thinking of putting all my fap material from my computer and to an external HDD or something. Might stop me from fapping as much.
Imagine pakiboo being around kids? kek
>>24473699
>let's see
>oh stalking, well i'm sure the parents wouldn't mind a stalker teaching their children. He's hired!
>>24473688
She's really cute anon~ You're lucky to have such a wonderful person in your life!
>>24473699
Okay, I see what you mean~ He definitely could have researched it a bit. But a suggestion is better than nothing~ At least you're not completely alone in this situation.
>>24473729
He was, while he worked at the amusement park
The police were literally called in to investigate allegations he was inappropriately touching kids (he was) but he got off and kept his job
>>24473775
Holy fiddle sticks
poleaboo needs to accept that the only kind of job he's going to get is one where there is no contact with other people. Who the fuck would hire a known stalker? They'd be endangering every qt in the company.
>>24473792
Or a paki shop.
FUCKING GO IN AND ASK THEM WITH A BIT OF WALKUM SALAAM
Is this true lads
>>24473808
True, they'd probably high five him for stalking white women.
Just got off work early and made it to the Sayers before all the obnoxious school kids show up. Result.
Can you get aids if someone bleeds onto an open wound?
>>24473812
no, it's to compliment my schlong.
>>24473852
Noice one senpai you deserve that
Keep fighting the good fight.
Afternoon lads, 13 degrees here today in Lisbon with a nice light breeze. Sun is out and sky is clear blue. It isn't as hot as usual, still I have just enjoyed a nice walk outside. This weather reminds me of early September in England, which is my favourite weather in the world.
Going to enjoy a beer while I relax and look at the ocean for a short while now.
Also I'm incredibly bad at photography
>>24473992
>poortugal
Not jealous, sorry.
Bretty bored lads
>skip uni lecture to catch up on work
>spend the extra hour giving poleaboo advice
JUST
>>24474103
Have you got any games to play?
got a comfy part time job 5 minute walk from my house
just enough hours not to get jsa any more
>>24474159
This website is a death trap man. I woke up at 9am this morning and thought 'brilliant up early an get plenty done' ended up staying in bed shitposting until half 1, the time I normally wake up anyway.
The worst part is we're here forever so it's not like we can just stop coming on. We will always come on and as soon as we do our time is destroyed. Best part of 7 years of my life down the drain so far. Fucking 4chan.
>>24474177
If you do 16 hours or under does the bennies pay your rent for you? I'm thinking of dropping down to a part timer for a while to give myself a little break. This full time work 8 till 5 is killing me.
>>24474177
The trick is to do just under the amount of hours set by JSA so you don't get taken off bennies.
Foolish wage kek. What I am sure was once a magnificent NEET, is now nothing but a kek of the wage.
>1.75l diet cherry coke only 75p at fultons
>>24474177
Wow nice one mate, that is literally the dream, you got it all now.
>bit of extra coin for goodies
>no wasting time commuting
>people will get off your back about a job because now you are unemployed but you still have shit loads of free time
I'm jelly
What is the job doing?
>>24474207
We really are. I feel worst for the younguns that come on, they think it's cool now but when they're a 29 year old life loser it won't be so 'epic' I would wager.
>>24474226
Why even bother doing that? You barely get anything extra and you gotta pay for your travel anyway. Then you gotta go through all the annoying shit with proving you only did a few hours every fortnight.
>>24474159
Not a single tilde.
Heresy~
>>24474177
What job senpai?
>>24474162
Maybe some smite I guess. I tried playing yesterday and I literally fell asleep during a match kek.
I woke up to an angry message from one of my teammates for afking. I called him a sleep nazi and went to bed. wew what an evening lads.
>>24474159
Same, skipped uni today because it's a short day anyway. I don't start till 12 tomorrow so I can stay up late doing some work today.
>>24474221
no idea sorry
>>24474226
would rather not sign on any more to be honest
>>24474230
>>24474253
social media for a small company
>>24472510
will you be my lovecraftian bf?
What was the thing I was laying in bed lastnight thinking oh ill google that tomorrow?
>>24474253
>Not a single tilde.
I'm actually in kind of a bad mood~
best way to invest 30 quid lads?
>>24474391
>tfw only just now realised ~ was called a tilde
>always just thought of it as a wibble
>>24474177
I had an interview at a place literally a minute's walk from my house
Didn't get it though, now I have a job that's a 20 minute bike ride away instead
>>24474226
Why would you want to remain on JSA? They only top up your money, so you're working for the money they would have given you anyway. It's pointless
>>24474450
This. A friend of mine once did it and went and still got humiliated and belittled every fortnight for the sake of like a tenner.
>>24474391
Why are you in a bad mood tilde?
Need a cuddle?
>listening to Milo Yiannopoulos on Joe Rogan
Feminists btfo desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGL5eRw7rXU
Poleaboo's Dad has gone too far this time. He yelled at Poleaboo and called him a "disgusting pervert" and demanded that Poleaboo have a job by the end of the week or face eviction. He said that Poleaboo was bringing shame to the family.
Poleaboo's mum tried to console him, but Poleaboo shouted at her to shut up, as she is of absolutely no help whatsoever.
>>24472855
Lolno that's normal since it's dictatorship. The ISIS video is more insane especially the effects and entire production.
>>24474508
B A S E D D A D
>>24474505
kept talking about black cocks too much. ruined the podcast
