Post a description of yourself and I'll make a sim of you, and put you all in a house and watch shit go down.
I did this yesterday and people seemed to like it. Previously, Shrek was cumming on people while they slept and Escobar the autistic /fit/izen was falling for his tricks. Rich the wagekek got in a fight with Adam the shitposting NEET.
>>24458040
Are you restarting or just adding new characters?
continue the last house, I want to see what happens.
Make me OP I'll provide a picture
Do you have mods for more interesting interactions?
Lanky here. Lanky guy who hates everything but has musical ability. Last thread was pretty good.
>>24458179
Don't forget the messy hair
Hot-headed, goofball, mean, pale Latina with small boobs
test-osterone
>>24458112
This, continue last house.
5'6 grill, chubby, about 147 pounds, dark medium hair with bangs, glasses, brown skinned.
I'm still curious for you to continue on with the last house, but only because I'm the blonde femanon. But it was pretty fun.
>>24458235
Also very emotional over simple things
>>24458248
post your real picture
>>24458112
>>24458179
>>24458232
>>24458248
I'll just continue the last house then
Female, medium length black hair. Pale, skinny. Tight jeans wide shirt usually. Loner, into computers, moody, lazy, hopeless romantic. Pls meeee
male, 6'1, 155 lbs., white/asian, black medium-length k-pop hair, broad shoulders, lanky frame.
>>24458040
>trap
>shitty bleached white hair
>hats/beanies
>very moody
>slightly pale
>simple clothing
>>24458313
also i guess for personality i'm good-natured, quiet, and observant. except for when i meltdown over tiny things because i'm probably autistic and nobody ever told me
>>24458179
What the fuck you're not lanky I'm lanky
>>24458443
No, I'm lanky
>>24458040
I would but you don't need another neet in the house
>>24458606
I'm lanky
>>24458711
I think we all know who the REAL lanky is
>>24458711
>>24458727
No, I'm the real lanky
>>24458040
I'm a skinny beta manlet with glasses. I have long hair that goes down to the middle of my back. I have bangs that cover most of my face. People told me that I have girl hair. I'm also really shy and submissive and pretty much spend most of my time online. Please let the others bully me.
I'm a skinny half arab, that looks a little like this.
I'd like to be very mean.
>tfw fell asleep last time and had to read the shenanigans after they got cold
>>24458040
Yesterday was great m8. Keep it up!
loner, goofball, self-assured
>>24458235
Fuck off cumdumpster. You aren't welcome here.
>>24458899
Nigga continue with last night's house. I want to see Shrek's antics and Adam's shitposting
6'3 lean Italian man who possess an abnormally long sausage and a dapper hair cut
>>24459105
Also glasses and brown hair
black hair big nose skelly femanon from last thread here. I'm interested to see what happens this time.
Tall, very skinny guy, with dark "helm" hairs, and sad eyes
I am
>a neckbeard
>skinny fat
>wide shoulders
>very large head
>big nose
>glasses
>long dark brown-black hair, long bangs, hair down to shoulders
>good cheek bones
>wear simple clothes, usually single color button up shirts, with short sleeves or sleeves rolled up.
>only wears sandals/flip flops, and with socks
Personality:
>Delusions of granduer
>Introverted but no social anxiety anymore
>creative
>ambitious tendancies but mostly I stick to the path of least resistance
>high iq that is wasted by being hikki neet that wastes every day.
>likes outdoors
>narcissistic tbqh
Well, OP isn't posting. Thread's dead.
>>24459506
it takes a while, OP will deliver. He ain't a fag right?
6'0, blonde hair that comes down to my ears, blue eyes, broad shoulders, lanky frame, lazy, extrovert, enjoys cooking and is pretty good at it too, people tend to like me and I've been called charismaticI still spend almost all my time inside and I've never had a gf or even touched a girl because I'm fucking cursed or something man, or it could be because I have literally no idea how to approach them
>>24459506
Sorry m8 just got home. Will continue with yesterday's house in a moment
>>24460246
>a moment
>posted at 20:38
>now 20:54
>A MOMENT
We left off with Shrek plotting the lanklet's murder, because the lanklet was becoming too much of a chad and stealing the women he's interested in.
We'll see how this develops.
If you're playing The Sims 3, get all the Sims you make together, and I'll make a custom world for you to install and make a NEET colony.
>>24461213
fucking finally, continue
>Physically
I'm 5'8
Black
Female
I have straight dark brown hair up to my shoulders
Glasses
Dark brown eyes
I like really girly hipster clothing. I mostly wear plaid though
Fat-skinny
>Personality
Introverted, but when I warm up to you I will talk your ear off
I like to laugh a lot
People have told me that I'm really caring
Cynical
Submissive
>>24461213
Kill him shrek
Pick me OP, I'll be the edgy foil to the nicer members of the house.
>5'5''
>white
>female
>plastic-framed glasses
>wavy brown hair to my mid-back
>all-black clothing, mostly mid-length dresses and boots
>average weight
>cynical
>pessimistic
>introverted
>obsessed with death
>like gardening, reading, sewing, playing vidya, watching movies, hiking, taking pictures of cemeteries, origami and legos
i'm
>5'7
>white
>chubby :'(
>fembot
>long straight dark purple/red/black bullshit colour hair
>grey eyes
>wear plain shirts and black skirt or maybe jeans.
personality wise;
>angry in general
>funny
>art pleb
>superiority complex
>narcissm
>hates everything
>>24462087
Fuck off, you tall white Stacy.
OP is revisiting his previous shenanigans.And I'm already the designated asshole
>>24462138
>implying 5'5 is tall
>>24462173
>implying it isn't, for a girl
>>24461958
>>24462087
>>24462136
he already made the sims read the thread you autists
>>24462138
>Stacy
My bad for not reading the thread all the way through before posting though.
Im 5'7 white brown hair muscular frat star party and drink all the time. Good with woman ultimate chad my name is will smith
The lanklet asked the brunette femanon to be his gf. She said yes.
Shrek had to resist REEing and fled out of the room to go eat some tendies.
>>24462204
Yeah, yeah.
Go diddle a corpse or something.
>>24462284
what are the NEET and richfag up to
Escobar went to the gym after crying about tfw no gf. His quads are getting a good workout, but
>using the machines
Does he even lift?
>>24462553
Escobar needs gf
>>24462601
Escobar decides to try and manage his spaghetti and approach a high-test qt near the treadmill. He takes off his shirt and flexes in the hopes that she'll be 'mirin.
>>24462647
She laughs at him and he drops his spaghetti in shame.
>>24462713
/fit/ is never enough :(
>>24462713
try to hook him up with treadmill girl there
>>24461958
Black girl with straight hair, that mostly wears plaid, marry me?
>>24462713
>inb4 pablo is a homo
>>24462817
He nervously stutters as he introduces himself.
>>24463016
D-did he get the girl?
make a cute lesbian couple pls
>>24463158
No he did not.
any updates, OP?
>>24464421
Shrek's currently heating up some tendies for lunch on the grill.
He wonders how many grills he would need to burn the place down, killing the normies within.
>>24462199
It's not senpai
>>24464730
Literally be my gf.
Despite being in a relationship with the brunette femanon, lanklet goes on a date with the blonde to the local art museum.
Shrek tails them stealthily in the hopes of catching the lanklet off-guard.
>>24464953
Shit gonna down with shrek
Shrek eavesdrops on them talking about how great the sex will be later.
He's had enough.
can I get a rundown of all the sims I wasn't in the last thread
>>24464791
How did you know I was grill? I was just commenting.
>>24465172
>>24441099
bloxxxxx original content blox
>>24465168
>tfw you can feel your sim will be killed
>>24465231
I didn't know if you were grill.
You should put an Eliot Rodger in your house opie. See if he ends up the same way, or finds redemption.
>>24465235
thank you familia
As the blonde tucks in the lanklet, Shrek begins to board up the door from the outside.
>>24465528
oh boy this gonna get gud
>>24465528
Shrek has blocked off the door with a bookshelf. Adam walks by, but doesn't notice that anything is out of place.
All is going as planned..
>>24465623
Shrek is our one true savior.
>>24465623
adam you blind fuck
Shrek has traps in place in their room, but he wants them to suffer first.
The blonde shat and pissed herself after being trapped in this room for nearly 8 hours. Her cries for help go unanswered.
>>24466237
>this is how you will die
>>24466237
DIE DIE DIE
The blonde and the lanklet both smell like ass and have been trapped here for 24 hours.
She is passing out from lack of food, while they both wonder who is lighting the fire traps in their room and where the door went. Their cell phones are out of batteries.
The lanklet has pissed himself but wrongly believes that help is on the way.
>>24458040
Big nose. Half balding from top, semi white skin, very rich, and swimming in cash.
They continue to starve and suffer as Shrek watches through the one-way mirror he installed in the nearby bathroom.
>>24466627
Shrek killin' all the pussy
>>24466627
Damn, Shrek is ruthless.
>>24466627
This is actually better than I though it would be.
I have the sims 3 right now. Is the 4th game any better? Also how is the performance and optimization?
>>24466689
3 is better but 4 can run really well, even on a toaster. There's not very much to do in 4 though, compared to 3
>>24466814
Through mods don't lag as much in 4 compared to 3.
>>24466689
try sims 2
Best sim house I ever made was essentially a glorified trailer.
Every room was laid out next to each other in a straight line. IIRC it went something like this.
While attempting to keep themselves warm and cook food, the lanklet caught on fire.
>>24467118
He has accepted his fate and continues to burn as he makes his hot dog.
>>24467146
rip stacy and lanklet. what will devilish prank will shrek do next?
>>24467146
She looks dtf Bro.
>>24467007
>bathroom next to kitchen and farthest from bedroom
this was your best house?
>>24467171
>your sims self is dead
It feels liberating somehow
Shrek's devilish tactics were successful as they are now both minutes away from death.
>>24467196
it wasn't exactly a big house. Took literally two more seconds to walk there.
Shrek breaks the bad news to the lanklet's gf.
His ultimate goal is to give her a shoulder to cry on and give her some consolation ogre cock.
>>24467333
Did he do it
also checked
>>24467333
Those sheets are hideous
Add me! I'm a fat as fuck fembot. Medium length dark brown hair (past shoulders). Brown eyes. Wears either graphic tees or girly shirts that show a lot of boob and jeans. Loser. Loner. Scientist. Virgin. Lazy. Awkward
>>24467823
read the thread before posting asshole
>>24467936
Well technically 2 spots recently opened up
>>24466627
>>24466401
>>24466237
>>24467118
>>24467251
BRUH.
I've already made myself in The Sims. I let all my Sims have free will while I fuck around with other things. While my other sims have gotten promotions and had kids. My sims self has only done nothing but grow old and find ways to keep herself 100% isolated from other people.Just like me. Going through too many feels here.
>>24467333
damn Shrek is hardcore
>>24467333
based shrek
You've inspired me to kill my Chad and Nancy household.
They're all looking a little too comfy in the hot tub though... Should I take it away and let them rot in a 5x5 glass room?
>>24469385
Do it m8
Plz just make something simmaler to this
>>24469682
I had them in 1x1 glass boxes but they kept comforting each other through the walls so I created this as a result. Welcome to my maze of keks where the only escape is death.
Three down, two to go.
Mr. Reaper has a lot of work to do tonight.
