I'm playing the Sims 4. Post a description of yourself and I'll put you all into a house and watch shit go down.
Another anon did this a few days back so I wanted to try it. I have the Sims 3 as well with most of the DLC so we could do that if you prefer.
>>24441099
5'7", female, round-nose, slim / average, long brown hair, casual t-shirts and jeans and flats
Playful / evil / childish type
I'm so excited to see what happens!
>>24441168
No, don't add her, add me instead
5'x", male, cute, slim, long (for a guy) dark brown hair, any nice looking clothes you want, long-sleeved shirts
Playful/evil/childish type
I'm more excited to see what happens than she is!
female, long black hair with blunt bangs, girly/casual fashion, small lips, round face, somewhat large nose, lazy/loner/geek personality traits.
>>24441168
>>24441212
No! These guys are lame! Add me!
6'1", male, slim, shortish spiky hair, jeans and button up
Playful/evil/childish type
I'm the most excited to see what happens out of anyone!
Black long hair/latino/buff/square jaw/prominent brow/'crazy eyes'
>bro/athletic or whatever they call it in 4
>loner
>insane
>>24441168
Here you go, more on the way.
Sorry the screenshot looks like shit, the in-game camera isn't that great
>>24441504
that's perfect dude. It looks just like her.
>>24441325
by girly I mean dresses/skirts and stuff btw, I mostly dress in black and gray though. also I'm skinny. forgot to add that.
Whenever I play the Sims I imagine I'm a social engineer attempting to destroy all of the housemate's hopes and dreams by merely making conflicting personalities live with one another. It's truly never ending suffering for your Sims if you play this way.
Day after day they will try to make the best of their miserable life, only to have someone else tear them apart and expose their shortcomings. Because I am master of the game, they have to live togetherforever. Sometimes I close them off in a small room just to watch.
Me pls OP
female, long blonde hair, glasses, pale, jacket and jeans, skinny
loner
geek
insane
>>24441504
Thanks anon!!
You're a G E M !
Was in this thread last night, came back this morning to find out I died.
So let's try again:
Adam: 6'1, chubby. Enjoys music, is pretty relaxed and hard to piss off.
>>24441099
1.71, male, pointy nose, slim, brown hair(hitlers youth haircut), suit, ambitious, solitare
>>24441504
another one with the UI enabled
>>24441547
im pale btw and brown eyes
>>24441533
god, you are one sick puppy. I gotta try that.
>>24441539
Insane? How so?
>>24441470
here you go pablo
>>24441653
Its a fun trait to have in the sims
>>24441669
Lel perfect.
>>24441387
God I hate the robot
LET ME POST
>>24441325
Welcome to the family
>>24441964
looks good. thanks.
6'2" male, lanky, long brown hair with big curls, pretty blue eyes, casual clothes or pajamas
Laid back, funny, but nice and kind of bookish
Pls add op
>>24441539
Please be my gf?please
>>24442105
damn you're fast and accurate with these
thank you<3since you asked so nicely
>>24442176
D-do you have skype? or k-kik
>>24441544
There you go big guy
>>24442208
Bretty accurate, fucking love sweaters. Just make the hair brown and you've got it 100%
I'll try to describe myself
Male
Short manlet - 5'4
Fat - 170 lbs
Shaggy brown hair
I usually wear just jeans and a t-shirt
Brown eyes
No facial hair
Nerdy
Weeaboo
>>24441099
Uh, hm.
Skinny, kinda pale, male, short, teenager type. I....I dunno.
Think generic kya blushing uke type.
>>24441099
HEIGHT: 5'11
AGE: 21
SEX: MALE
HAIR: DARK BROWN, MEDIUM LENGTH, UNKEMPT (SHAGGY)
WEIGHT: 270LBS, i.e A FUCKING FATASS
BODY SHAPE: ROUND, SORT OF LIKE SHREK
COMPLEXION: VERY PALE WITH LOTS OF FRECKLES AND ACNE
FACIAL HAIR: CREEPER STACHE WITH SOME HAIR GROWING ON MY CHIN
ATTITUDE: LAZY, DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK, BORING AS FUCK, NOT EASILY ANGERED, SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT, ASSHOLE, DEPRESSED, CYNICAL, PESSIMISTIC, ONLY THINGS I REALLY ENJOY ARE MUSIC (WRITING/LISTENING) AND PROGRAMMING
CLOTHING: NEUTRAL COLORED T-SHIRTS WITH JEANS AND BOOTS OR VARIOUS FLANNEL SHIRTS WITH VARIOUS TIE DYE UNDERSHIRTS, JEANS OR OTHER NEUTRALLY COLORED PANTS AND BOOTS. BOOTS ARE OF THE COMBAT/JUNGLE BOOT VARIETY.
PLEASE FUCKING MAKE ME INTO A SIM, PLEASE.
>>24441547
I get the feeling this is somewhat accurate
6'1, make, average build, short side parted hair, trim beard, dark hair, fair complexion. loner, thoughtful, sarcastic
hope I'm not too late
>>24442422
also casual college wear
6'3
blonde with dark eyebrows
/fit/
loner
choose whatever other traits you want
>>24442328
>google 'yaoi uke'
>first fucking results include basically anime me
>k
Just take this. It's pretty much me.
>short
>skinny
>pale
>black hair, curly
>sharp nose
Sort of like pic related
Can I be an evil, ambitious dick?
>>24442041
They don't have a lot of long hair options for guys it seems.
Starting to get a little full. I'll make a few more and call it good
>>24442517
Pretty good, especially the hoodie
Thank you OP :)
>>24442517
OP why did you skip me?>>>>>>>>24442326
I'm sad now :(
>>24441099
probably schizotypal athletics enthusiast
chronic masturbator who lives in his own filth and has become immune to his own smell, kegels and nofap mean i straight up torrent ejaculate all over my desk
captain sweden with brown hair
>>24442678
also nofap is probably pointless over a week unless you have negative health effects from jerking off
>>24442676
He didn't skip you, that anon posted before you
Were any of you around when I made a robot character with a mommy on Sims 3 and steamed it? Good times
>>24442370
Shrek you say?
also the house is full now
>>24442924
PERFECT
I love it OP, thank you.
6'6", white, male, elephant nose, tiny lips, potato head, morbidly obese, dreadlocks, gigantic beard, skirt, casual shirt
childish
family-oriented
hates children
>>24442924
oh
Looking to buy a mansion for them currently.
>>24443096
Already off to a gud start
New home
They're all NEET currently. Who should pay the bills to keep this place running?
>>24443241
The government
>>24443241
richfag
>>24443096
I'm so pissed off, I wanted to be a Sim but I guess I didn't post quick enough
There is way too much socializing and happiness going on between them.
The richfag and shrek are watching a cooking show, the lanklet is playing chess by himself, the skinny girl is off taking a shit, Adam is being an awkward loner and walking around upstairs, and the other two femanons are hitting it off with Escobar Autisimo in the living room in pic related.
>>24443241
rich guy and blonde femanon
>>24443307
ntr already
>>24443307
Lanky here, have him try to write/play an instrument
>>24443307
can you hook some of them up with eachother
>>24443451
Adam is currently shitposting with some tissues and lube handy. What a faggot.
>>24443353
what's ntr?
>>24443462
being a kek basically
>>24443411
Shrek is watching the lanklet play some piano tunes. The richfag and blonde femanon went out to get jobs to support the NEETs.
>>24443476
too bad its filtered :(
when someone has sex with your gf mostly used for hentai and shit
>>24443515
what jobs?
And agree with them hooking up and maybe some cheating also.
>>24443515
>tfw your alter sim ego probably plays better and will be more successful than you
>>24443462
Adam here, I just got done fapping and checked this thread.
Surreal
>>24443536
The hooking up has begun. Kelsi Skellington is trying to hit it off with Adam as he shitposts and sweats nervously.
>>24443584
Note that Adam closed his porn tabs quickly when Kelsi walked in, leaving the Simgoogle page open.
>>24443584
>neckbeard gonna get the most action
>>24443584
I can feel some chemistry here.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Escobar the autistic latino /fit/izen was trying to hit the brunette femanon with some pickup lines. She rejected him and he went to make a cheese sandwich and cringe.
>>24443727
I'm using this as a reaction image
>>24443727
Stacy decided to not be a cunt for once and join him, after she got home from getting a job as a secretary.
>>24443766
forgot pic
blox asdfjkl;
>>24443766
>tfw your sims has a job unlike you
ayy man let's hope my sim is into getting together with another sim
The richfag came home in his sports car and joined them at dinner. A fight ensued after Adam referred to him as a "wageslave kek" and repeated "another day, another dollar" multiple times.
>>24443803
What job would you have?
>>24443857
Become a criminal easy
The lanket is in the backyard with the blonde after asking her to join him outside. Dude could potentially get some pussy later if he plays his cards right.
>>24443969
Any update on Shrek?
OP here
Should I keep going with this?
>>24444002
brunette anon here
yes yes thank you
>>24444002
Yes, plz plz plz fuck the robot
>>24444002
yes pls
its fun to watch
>>24443994
Shrek snuck into Adam's room to watch some porn while he was asleep.
>>24444002
LANKLET HERE
YES
I MUST GET LAID
>>24444002
blonde fem here I'm lovin' it so far
>>24444002
yes pls. what is black hair femanon up to?
>>24444064
Nice
I like where this is going
I need to get back into the Sims, those games were my shit way back when.
>>24444090
copypasta pls
>>24444064
Shrek is also browsing for some rares.
>>24443857
>A fight ensued after Adam referred to him as a "wageslave kek" and repeated "another day, another dollar" multiple times.
>>24444002
yes please.
>>24444064
get off my computer you great green faggot
Is this game decent yet? I don't want to really get into it unless it goes on sale with heaps of expansions out with it.
>>24441099
Did you ever make Stahl? I passed out lol
>>24444064
Lel, just like you IRL!
>>24444002
Doooo it desu senpai desu
5'5' male, long brown hair down to my ass, no facial hair, two hoop earrings (one in each ear), blue eyes, ottermode
Give me a purple polo with jeans and boots.
5'0" female medium black hair green eyes pale face skinny no earnings and anything black for clothes rosey cheeks too
After a good fap session, Shrek decided to blow his fat ogre load in blonde femanon's bathroom while she's asleep.
She'll be in for a surprise when she wakes up.
>>24444285
Shrek is gonna be the fucking villain of the house I know it.
>>24444285
Its his swamp now
>>24444310
He's developed a crush on the blonde, and saw the lanklet talking to her earlier that day outside.
His virgin rage caused him to burst into the lanklet's room and slap him before he went to bed. He took it like a beta bitch.
>>24444355
WHAT
FUCK
GODDAMNIT ALTER EGO DO SOMETHING
>>24444285
>>24444310
>>24444355
This pleases me.
Keep the narrative up, OP.
>>24442208
Those child rearing hips though
Shrek is watching Kelsi Skellington sleep. He's wondering if she would notice if he came in her hair.
>>24444515
Escobar came in to keep tabs on him. Shrek pretended that he fell asleep while standing up so that it wouldn't look creepy. Since Escobar is fucking retarded, he believed it and went back to sleep.
>>24444553
>>24444553
>Since Escobar is fucking retarded, he believed it
>fucking standing up and sleeping
oh goddamn it I can't stop laughing
>>24444553
OP this thread is gold
>>24444553
Fucking incredible pls date me OP
>>24444515
>>24444553
dis gon b gud
and fuck you robot for muting me
>>24444553
holy fucking shit my sides
good post OP
>>24444515
>>24444553
bumping for moar
I am poor and patient. Sims 3 or 4?
>>24444706
Sims 3, 4 is shit
>>24444706
2 is best sims
>>24444732
I want technology+freedom
Any more characters ?
Morning has come. Shrek went to bed at around 5 AM and will be sleeping through most of the day.
A few of the sims living in the house enjoy a nice breakfast together. Richie will be leaving for work soon, as will the blonde. Escobar's headed to the gym later after crying in the locker room over tfw no gf.
Adam is in for a long day of shitposting and working on his symphony.
>>24444706
HOLY SHIT FINALLY A SIMS THREAD
YAYAY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSS
okay so firstly, get the torrent if you're a poor cunt.
sims 3 is open world whereas sims 4 isn't.
sims 4 has really great features tho. but it doesn't include toddlers or swimming pools.
if you want advanced character customisation then go with sims 4
but i suggest you get both.
if you wanna go with 3 then get all the expansion packs!!! supernatural and university is are the best ones in my opinion
>>24444827
>this entire post
dude, chill.
>>24444763
Things were going well until Adam the NEET brought up how great it is that he doesn't have to work and is sustained by Richfag's income. "Another day, another dollar, as they say. Right Rich?"
>>24444842
Tensions continue to rise.
>>24444838
LMAO I CAN'T CHILL
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE FOREVER
The most socially awkward person in the world. Blonde hair and short as fuck. I am a male, a beta male.
>>24444553
kek'd it. don't let this thread die
>>24444856
The NEET leaves to take a shit. The wagekek follows him in and maintains eye contact to assert dominance.
>>24444908
Oh shit fight
>>24444908
They take it to the hallway to continue the argument.
>>24444942
I just Don't get why you have to provoke me adam
>>24444942
He explains to Adam how he couldn't even buy himself a cup of coffee due to his NEET lifestyle.
>>24444954i'm not even neet
>>24444969
Adam replies with "at least I'm not getting keked while I'm away at work," to which Rich throws the hot coffee on him.
>>24444908
>>24444942
>>24444954
>>24444969
>>24444978
laughed so hard keep it up op
>>24444983
Rich looks like reviewbrah
>>24444983
A fight ensues.
Shrek woke up and came in to watch the action.
black hair girl here how's my sim doing
>>24445020
See >>24444553 and >>24444515
blox dslfjskldfa
In the living room, the lanklet is beginning to get a reputation as the house Chad. Shrek grows increasingly bitter about this, while Adam remains apathetic (though he does have an interest in Kelsi Skellington).
This thread is glorious pls never stop
>>24445082
>Adam remains apathetic
sounds about right. I'm enjoying this
>>24445082
Shrek walked in unnoticed, and is watching the lanklet flirt with his coveted female from afar.
6'2" 160lbs guy with gyno.
Can get on relatively well with others, can talk to girls, but for some reason for the most part am still a robot with no friends and a virgin.
>>24445173
Seething with rage and sadness, he turns around as he can't handle hearing her laugh and tease him.
>>24445193
>yfw this ends with shrek burning down the house killing everyone
>>24445193
He plots the lanklet's murder.
Have Shrek date Skelly.
Shrek is dying bruh
Alright I've gotta get some sleep. I'll post another one of these tomorrow since this was fun.
>>24445284
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE STAY
OR SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER
>>24445284
What time?
>>24442105
>>24441964
>>24441568
>>24441504
>>24441168
>>24441212
ITT: Fegets pretending to be girls
also: Sims 3 > Sims 4
>>24445294
I'll do it at 4 PM PST.
>>24445328
22nd or 23rd?
can someone link me the last thread?
>>24445356
The 22nd.
>>24444553
Goddamn that is some funny shit
>>24445322
sure is senpai
>>24446263
I loved playing it might get back to it
Legendary thread tbqh with you OP.
