>2015
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied at school?, Are you autistic or both?
>b-but it kills you.
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>you get hooked!!!
No you don't, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
>it.. IS A WASTE OF MONEY!!!
Who says you have to buy a pack a day, fucking bonehead.
>>24422425
Smoking is pointless, just like your life.
>>24422425
>reminder this is what cigarettes look like now, due to FDA mandated changes
>>24422437
look at this pussy, he's actually AFRAID of smoking
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
STAY MAD LUNGFAG
>>24422425
I used to smoke but I stopped because it's not really that enjoyable, all it does is give you an excuse to chill out for a while with some people.
>being a social smoker
LUNGS? WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED LUNGS!
Ylilaudan pastaa. Vie se sinne takas
What's the fucking point? I'm being honest, it just seems like such a useless and destructive habit to have.
>i-it looks cool!
Good to know you're willing to take years off your life, and fuck up your lungs just to fit in.
>i-it relieves stress!
What kind of fucking pussy beta needs little sticks of nicotene to relieve him from stress? Just fucking get on with your life you spineless cunt.
>i-it's nice!
It's literally not though. You've grown to like it because you've forced your body to put up with this shit. I have smoked several times, and nothing about it can be considered 'nice'. At least if you smoke a joint, you get high, cigarettes are just for attention whoring shitstains who want to be part of the crowd.
>not having switched to snus already in 2015
>OP in charge of having a brain
I just don't like it Op, get off my dick you pretentious normie scum
>tried to get addicted to it four times over the course of last 10 years
>last attempt lasted a little over a month, smoking 5-6 cigarettes per day on average
>eventually just forgot to buy more
>in the beginning they always made me more focused but then I just got nauseous
>vomited on myself one evening while smoking
>it's freezing outside and don't want to smoke indoors
I drink like a fish though.
>cigarettes
Pleb as fuck
cigarellos are were it's
>usually the same price, maybe a little more expensive than cigarettes
>lasts much longer smoking
>tastes good
>no shitty tar and chemicals
>doesnt fuck up your lungs
>>24422425
Wow you sure convinced me with those hot opinions fagtron
>le autism
go kill yourself
>>24422559
henry rollins, is that you?
I love smoking.
>>24422559
stay mad LUNGFAG
LUNGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
better go outside and breathe some fresh air, lungslave you wouldn't want to mess up that feminine voice would you
I smoke weed, does that count ?
>>24422425
go back to /HEEM/
>>>/sp/63687667
smoking can be nice.
i do a sport(ish) at a pretty high level that requires being calm to avoid injury. i am smoking 2-4 cigarettes over the course of 4ish hours. keeps me aware and replenishes energy after an hour of said sport, allowing me to continue
>>24423207
yeah, still causes cancer and harms lung/cardiovascular function
also makes you lazy
>>24422425
Shout laughing!
>tfw marketers realized anonymous shitposting worked better than ads
>lungfags get cancer from my second hand smoke and dies
>i dont die because ive grown tolerance to the smoke
>i get the lungcuks organs when he dies
Stay mad lungkuks
Because my hobbies require me to be in shape and have good cardio
Cigs are pretty counteractive to that
>>24423473
awwww you gonna cwy lungkek
>>24423486
Good post, my friend
>>24422425
>shilling for big tobacco
I wonder how smug those CEOs are when they read on lung cancer statistics. I bet they are really fucking smug lol, the probably go like "how fucking retarded are these people to willingly put these disgusting cancer sticks in their mouths haha" and "thanks for the money you retards haha"
>"drugs are fine bro lol jsut b urself #yolo"
>"oh my god he's smoking!"
Normies actually do that.
>>24422425
It really is a waste of money. This is poor b8 and you are clearly from America if you think anyone cares that you smoke.
>>24422425
Cigarettes are the unmistakable mark of the lower class.
>>24422425
I've literally never seen an adult smoker that I'd like to look or live like. No thanks, fampai.
>>24423622
>normie friend drinks so much he gets hospitalised every second weekend
>sees me smoking once
>"bro you know those cause cancer?"
At first I thought he was being ironic but he's that fucking stupid that he doesnt understand alcohol is carcinogenic as well.
>No you don't, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
Yeah, I thought I was the exception too. Then a bad thing happens in your life and you smoke an entire pack to destroy your misery and feel like a sad fuck, and the next month you're hooked.
Would love to meet the man who smokes more than me.
But he's probably dead.
2 packs a day.
2 per 15 minute break
3 on a 30
Cough cough I'm almost smoking while I shower.
Litter my butts too. For every person who goes out of their way to make someone else miserable, I hope they see my butt and think tsk tsk. But naw everyone is dropping their trash so it just blends in with the shitty world we all helped make.
I smoke a lot of cigarettes.
>>24423627
>>24423650
>>24423698
>>24423712
>LUNGFAGS ARE LITERALLY THIS MAD
stay normie and weak willed, lungcvcks. keep those lungs nice and healthy so you can donate them to me when you die
Do cigs make your voice deeper?
What about cigars?
I already have a relatively deep voice but I want a Mel Gibson/Steve Blum/whatever-tier deepness
If you need that nicotine rush, just go snus. Smoking is for cock suckers.
>>24422425
/r9k/ has officially sunken to the level of the 24 year old single moms with tramp stamps who make my burgers at mcdonalds. No time to talk, smokehead, don't you have to get your fix?
>>24423741
Cigarettes will slowly kill you and ypu will feel them doing. Cigars have nearly no adverse effects. You dont inhale cigars so it doesnt change your voice or damage your lungs
>been smoking 2 a day for like 4 months now
>run 4 miles 3 days a week
>yesterday I had a hard time breathing and my chest felt tight all day
>its gone this morning
Fuck it im out dudes
>>24422425
>>24423740
what's the point of this thread man
this is the dumbest shit posting i've ever seen
if you think anyone is getting mad you're mistaken. you need to work on your technique son
>>24422425
Thisis a great thread to smoke a relaxing, great tasting, alpha cigarette to
>>24423800
I don't care if they kill me that's not what I asked
>>24423622
reddit is exactly like that.
Boys and women smoke cigarettes, men smoke cigars
only cool kids smoke
brb going for a smoke
Why do cigkucks try so hard to get other people to participate in their degeneracy?
>>24422425
Someone just smoked thier cigarette and rhinks there edgy
If a man smokes he is statistically more likely to be a homosexual. That's just a fact.
>>24424256
oh look another mad little lungfag being bluepilled
>>24424294
Cigarettes aren't called fags for nothing.
>>24423921
And real men smoke cock
>>24424314
>he fell for the jew antismoking propaganda to further betafy men
>Were you bullied at school?, Are you autistic or both?
I guess your upbringing went from smoking fags to smoking pole, who could have seen that coming? :^)
>>24424362
>lungfags actually believe this
stay mad lunggoym
>>24424256
stay mad lungfag
How much lung damage can I expect from 1 pack a week?
>this thread got replies
The only downside of smoking is that it gives money to the state.
>>24424826
this
inb4 lungfag im a smoker too no need to shill this shit on r9k mr buster brb gonna have a smok a dah fag
>>24422437
Sounds like a perfect match to me then. It's expensive though.
>>24424804
Depends on your lungs really.
Mine are all sorts of fucked up I'm sure, but they're still holding up remarkable well.
I heard a stat that goes like 1 pack a year for 25 years you WILL get a case of something. And it goes 2 packs over 12 years as well. Like that.
Pretty much right at that threshold myself.
Feel like it will be emphysema.
I smoke.
A cigarette removes hunger and fatigue for about 3 hours I've found.
I've smoked an average of 4 cigarettes a week for 7 months
Not addicted.
A cigarette here in canada is like 30 cents
Not a money issue
>>24424990
1 pack a DAY for 25 years.
So you will be ok for a long while. Still some slight discomfort maybe, you're inhaling smoke recreationally.
Used to smoke but never really liked it that much. Will only smoke if I have no bud now.
>Buy a $15 small pack
>Have to throw it out before it's half done, since it goes bad
Yeah no, not a good investment at all.
Cigarettes have a horrible life span.
What's your brand of choice lads? Marlboro touch are my favourite but they're only available in the former Soviet Union so I only smoke them when I can get them. Apart from that I roll my own with Golden Virginia or Amber leaf, straights are too expensive where I live.
>>24425063
They don't go bad, they just go dry. You can still smoke them if you really want to.
>mfw I buy natural tobacco from a NEET who plants it
>mfw saving probably 1 or 2 thousand euros per year
Used to smoke camels though.
>>24422559
it's a social lubricant. makes meeting/getting to know new people a lot easier
What exactly is the point of smoking? It's neither enjoyable nor calming (unless you've got addiction, in which case you're fighting symptoms with the cause)
What do I have to lose from not smoking?
>they taste like shit
>even not caring about length of life they introduce irreversible lung pain you have to endure later down the road
>expensive when smoked regularly
>most people think they smell repulsive and make your mouth taste like such
>most people who don't think this are already smelly themselves
>they yellow your enamel faster
>your secondhand smoke can create problems for people who don't want to partake in your shitty habit
>>24423670
>not wanting to look like Jax Teller
So now tobacco company shills post here?
>>24422425
It's a disgusting habit that makes you smell like a hobos ballsack and gives you yellow teeth.
I also train Judo and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu six days a week - I can't do that if I don't have the lung capacity to even finish the warm up.
>>24425171
Marlboro menthols here
If I grow my own tobacco and roll my own cigars, it will be healthier than buying right? Where does one get tobacco seeds?
>So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
No, but it drastically reduces the quality of life that you will have left. Sick of this shitty argument whether bait or not, people really say this kind of crap.
>No you don't, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
No one who smokes on the regular other than people who are starting out are immune to being hooked. People delude themselves that they can quit whenever they want.
>Who says you have to buy a pack a day, fucking bonehead.
That isn't the reality for most smokers, again only people who have started out can have the odd cig now and again as they aren't fully addicted yet, it is a slippery slope. If they aren't getting to that point, why keep having that odd cig? it is pointless.
Out of all the health problems it can cause, the one that should hit home to any male here is that it is proven to shrink the size of your erection.
>>24425345
>lying on the internet
>he thinks people actually believe him
>>24422425
>smoking tobacco instead of cannabis
If I'm going to inhale smoke, it should at least get me high.
>>24425352
menthols are for niggers only
>>24425428
Although I am against smoking tobacco, the nicotine when mixed increases the absorption rate of THC by 45%.
>>24425454
I'm gonna need a source on that bullshit
>>24422578
>not having switched to snus already in 2015
Norwegian here. Snus tastes like a teabag full of old shit.
>>24422425
>So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
No but hacking up your lungs all the time by 40 and dying an excruciatingly painful and drawn out death by 60 is definitely worth avoiding, I've seen it happen plenty of times.
>No you don't get hooked, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
Oh my god fucking kek, I used to smoke years ago and you're such a fucking idiot. You must still be in high school. I bet your fedora ass thinks you can inject heroin responsibly too.
Thanks for the laugh OP.
>>24423456
>i get the lungcuks organs when he dies
Implying I'm giving any lifefags my organs when I'm dead, kekekekek.
Hieno lanka, Hermanni.
>>24423810
>alpha cigarette
Cigs cause Erectile Disfunction, and the clogged blood vessels will make your cock less hard/smaller. ED is sooo alpha, bro.
>>24424294
>If a man smokes he is statistically more likely to be a homosexual. That's just a fact.
Kek. Seriously? Link? That is funny as fuck, I'll bring that up next time my friend smokes.
"Want a cigarette?"
"Nah, bro. I'm not into penis."
>>24422425
>>you get hooked!!!
>No you don't, if you're not underage and you know how to smoke responsibly.
But cigarettes are only worth smoking if youre addicted - a chain smoker
>>24424862
>The only downside of smoking is that it gives money to the state.
And the Juden.
>>24425467
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18855154?ordinalpos=8&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DefaultReportPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum
But it's not bullshit. How the fuck have you not known this? you don't even need this to know that if you mix it, it hits you way harder than just alone. Wtf.
>>24425555
>>24425645
>>24425712
better go outside and suck in some air and listen to anti smoking ads propagated by the Jewish media some more, lungfags
>>24425329
My beard is much better than his. Fucking beardlets . . .
>>24425384
>lying on the internet
>he thinks people actually believe him
ORLY?
>>24422547
you're going there regardless you stupid faggotmade me laugh though
>>24423432
I thought it didn't, and since I'm a neet being lazy is no problem. Seriously don't know why more neets don't smoke weed.
>Who still smokes in the US? The least educated Americans.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/11/12/smoking-among-u-s-adults-has-fallen-to-historic-lows-these-7-charts-show-who-still-lights-up-the-most/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_2_na
>SMOKERS BTFO
>SMOKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
