>normies are having sex with their cute girlfriends right now
8 hours of work for 20 minutes of pleasure
>>24394227
>normies
>work
Girls just fall into their laps from their social group. No work at all.
>>24394241
their social group demands employment, though
>>24394284
I'm employed and still no gf or anywhere close.
>>24394241
You need to get off 4chan for awhile
>>24394129
>Be me
>normie
>pizza delivering, drug dealer (legalColorado303720 710 420 blaze it)
>play lots of music
>not even bad looking
>no gf. Failed normie
I miss when we were arcanines
>I am not a robot
>there are normalkeks right now being cheated on, going through drama, losing money, and wasting time on unapprecriative roasties
>I'm warm in my bed, drinking hot cocoa, browsing 4chan and listening to cozy holiday music
I seriously could not give one fuck about tfw when no gf. What a burden that must be. inb4 sour grapes :^)
>>24394491
>being in this much denial
None of that shit is as good as fucking a qt.
Nope, she's sleeping next to me.as.I shitpost on my phone. We had sex last night, we played munchkin with our freind tonight.
>>24394129
FUCKING STOP IT WHY DO YOU HAVE REMIND US EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
>>24394491
>holiday music
No wonder you don't have a gf
>>24394552
Motherfucking reee.
>>24394129
>get home from night shift
>gf is up
>few minutes later she leaves for school
>sit and browse this shitty board
Normie life is so great, guys! Especially the STDs and the drama that goes with having "friends" and the parties where you just feel sleepy and wish you were at home, and your "social group" which is basically Facebook spam or short, awkward conversations in person.
I
LOVE
O
V
E
TO
BE
A
NORMIE
>>24394602
If you actually didn't like it you would dump your gf and stop going to parties. Shut the fuck up asshole.
I'm totally okay with that.
>Betas like myself just finished fapping
And I get my own big bed to myself
>>24394602
>>sit and browse this shitty board
Stop doing that
>>24393674
I have friends and am even able to socialise. But I'm still a KHV and have never had a gf, even though most people would call me a normie. Feels bad desu.
>>24394833
I messed up. I meant to link to something else.
>>24394558
Why do you need to make us feel more miserable than we already are. Are you trying to fill some void inside?
I wish I could wake up from this nightmare soon. But it never ends.