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BROS!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to go for the pic on the right.
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BROS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to go for the pic on the right. I got my haircut like 20 minutes ago, but I feel like I'm missing something, or worse I did something wrong.

What do I need to edit about my current haircut, to get it more like the pic on the right? I already know I need to clip the back....but what about the side where it parts over?

Also, what product is the dude on the right using ?

Basically, I want that guy's medium length undercut, you know. But then again, it doesn't even look like he's parting his hair over to hang on the side...what is he doing with his hair? How do I get that?

Help would be FANTASTICALLY appreciated
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>>24383142
Let your hair grow longer

...

Done
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>>24383142
why is it always guys who look like total faggots get this haircut
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>>24383142
never ever with that jaw
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Nigga you look like a school shooter.
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Where do you think you are, Op?
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>>24383142

Yea, do it man
Look like a another fucking carbon copy tool...
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>>24383142
>what am I missing?

A fucking chin.
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>>24383227
>>24383224
>>24383223
>>24383209
>>24383207
>>24383199
>>24383190

Cmon bros!!! Some hair advice please!
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Holy fuck OP, that picture of yours in the bottom right, the one from behind...

Your hair looks like it's on backwards. I don't know how your barber even managed to do this.
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>>24383227
Nice

OP is bait or has an IQ of 70. Either way, report and hide.
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>>24383254
Go ask /fa/, you fucking faggot.
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>>24383254
Just let your hair grow longer faggot
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Where the sides meet the top, you have a very clean parting whereas the guy in the photo has a fade from the sides to the top. Also, you may not have the facial structure to have such a fuccboi haircut
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OP here


Seriously bros, how can we find out what thelse side of that guy's hair is like? Anybody have any ideas?
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>>24383227
Lost my sides on planet Venus
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>>24383284
What needs to be done?
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>>24383337
Have you tried shaving it all off and maybe not copy Chad who has an actual jaw kek
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>tfw I'm starting to look like a skinnfat version of Ricky
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so fucking underage
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>>24383337
I don't know, I'm not a hair dresser. I would imagine that it needs to be tapered, so it doesn't just stop at the back and look like a cliff face, and instead it needs to gradually get smaller as it goes down the back of your scalp
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>>24383142
hes probably using wax or pomade. you're doing a combover like a retard while he's just lifting and it's a little asymmetrical. your hair is thin like you don't eat anything or sleep, and your hairline is trash for this cut, let alone the fact that it's an awful, impractical style unless you're doing your own photoshoots instead of going anywhere with it.
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I actually hate this hair style so much. It's the hipster faggot shit cut that hipster faggots get.
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What you're trying to do is look like a Chad when you're just a normal guy. You'll NEVER pull that haircut off. Just get a normal haircut that compliments your face, aka hitler youth.
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>>24383142
so you're looking gay and your goal is to look like a faggot?
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>>24383142
>>>/lgbt/
You should probably ask for help from people who have already transitioned.
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Flatten the back, it looks weird
Or just wear a hoodie with the hood on for like 30 minutes and it'll be fine

The side where the hair flows in the opposite direction (on the right side of your head from YOUR perspective), use an electric hairclipper to mark a line between where your hair is long and to the side and where your hair is short, to better define the contrast

otherwise not too bad, but stuff like this often works well with a beard.

pic unrelated
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Ugh this haircut is so ugly no matter who its on.
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>not just paying an immigrant barber 15$ for a buzzcut
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you need chin/jaw implants t b h
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>>24383142
grow a chin
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>>24383142
I call it the rule of hipster: you need a beard to be a hipster
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>>24383142
Christ man, did your fucking mom do this? There's literally no taper in the back so it looks like someone took a block of hair and set it on top of your shaved head. Also, the top is fucking trash, your barber sucks at point-cutting. You want texture and varied length, not one big swoosh of same-length hair.

From now on, never ask for an undercut again unless you go to a place that charges at least $100. If you go to a normal barber (not fucking sportclips, find a salon that charges like 20$) let it grow out for a couple months, then next time you go in just say "I want a 2 on the sides and back, and just thin out the top, but try to keep most of the length"
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>>24383142
Take from someone your own age group for the love of god, go find celebrities that are your age that women find attractive, don't take the dude that you're gay for, that just makes you seem gay.

Ask a chick for help as well, they're better at these things (or at least check one of the websites from chick internet (be warned if you do this too much you get handbag adds).
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Hey anon, you cute

But yeah, everything's been said already:
1. Needs to be longer
2. The top should be getting shorter gradually, not all of a sudden (why did your barber cut it like that? Did you show them a pic?)
3. Use a little bit of gel. Take a penny-sized dollop and rub it between your hands. Then comb them through your hair.
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>>24383142
you're pretty cute

send me a pic of ur boipucci and i'll help
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>>24383142
lack beard
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>>24383516
this guy knows whatsup. Always hilarious, quick and cheap.
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>>24383142


get plastic surgery / don't be ugly....

then the haircut will work.
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>>24383142
Please color your hair red for Christmas.
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>>24383142
Seriously dude let it grow a couple months. It will look identical
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>>24383142
I think you look good already. Next time maybe make the cut a bit wider, so it's not as extreme on the right hand side. But it looks pretty good already.
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>>24383741
>don't take the dude that you're gay for, that just makes you seem gay

oh man i learned this the hard way when i finally decided to cut my long as fuck unkempt hair

the girl kept asking me why i wanted to look like this guy and asked me if i had a gf and laughed

pretty sure they thought i was gay as fuck, desu i would suck him off and fuck him but otherwise i like mostly girls
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>>24383142
>ctrl+f jaw
>3 results

I expected more.
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Short-as-fuck sides with long-as-fuck top makes even male models look worse. Don't be fooled, moron, they look good despite the stupid haircut, not because of it.

Pic related, Francisco Lachowski, one of /r9k/'s favorite Chads. Google him, he usually has a bit more volume on the sides and he looks infinitely better.
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What does /r9k/ think of the top knot?
I'm guessing you guys hate it? :^)
I have it and am pretty happy with it.
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>>24383142
Serious advice OP: pic related

drawing it was easier than explaining it...
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>>24384161
not my thing, but who am I to judge? I got something like this pic related >>24383976
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>>24384172
I don't like that haircut at all, but I have to be cut that way to stay proportionate.
The hair on my sides grows out fast as fuck for some reason, so it's either that or going twice as often to the barber.
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>>24384392
you can easily do your sides on your own. I do.
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>>24383142
>recessed chin
you're fucked
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>>24384411
What if I fuck up? Wouldn't be fun to have to cut it all off.
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>>24384454
just cover the long parts with your hand. it's not hard f.am
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>>24383142
What kinda hair cut u want famalam just cookie cutter my shit up family member
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why do women find squinting so arousing but hate guys with glasses?
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>>24383516
>15$
>buzzcut
>not shaving your head by yourself
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>>24384816
>why do women find squinting so arousing but hate guys with glasses?
See this
>>24384969


Squint related
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>>24383142
you know they spend like an hour working on the guys hair for the photo right? they put like 50 dollars worth of chemical stuff in there. also, he has a beard, you don't.
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op fell for the meme haricut
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>>24385048

Absolutely correct. So much meme in this haircut.

I see them everywhere nowadays.
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>>24384990
Why do all of us shaved guys look so similar?
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>>24383142
Only faggots use this haircut.

Do you like cocks, OP? If yes, then go for it.
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>>24383254

Stop cutting your sides that short. It looks autistic as fuck. Go to a barber. Do not do it yourself or go to some faggy hairdresser. Your hair looks like rancid shit.
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>>24383142
Why do you want to be a faggot nu-male?
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>>24383387
That looks better than this hipster shit.
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>>24383142
For starters: part your hair on the left side. You look like a faggot. Next, ask you testicles to produce some testosterone.
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Look at all these plebeians.
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you really don't have the bone structure for that haircut

your jawline & cheek bones need to actually be strong, and your cheekbones need to ideally be almost as wide as your temple.

all your bone structure is recessive and under developed.

your chin is recessive, your cheekbones are under developed, your jaw is weak.

you need a haircut that hides these flaws, not one that points them out.
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>>24383142
Protip: Shave the rest of that shit off your head.
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Are you fucking retarded? The model on the right will look good with almost any fucking haircut, even just buzzing it off. You don't have the god tier bone structure to pull it off, not even close.
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>>24384990
Mirin facial aesthetics.

You basically need a good head shape and a strong jaw to pull off buzzcut.
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>>24385408
Oh SS senpai
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>>24383142
What the fuck is that haircut called any way?
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>>24383387
>mfw looking at OP's haircut
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>>24383142
You don't have the headshape for it to look like it does on the right

Your headshape isn't bad though

>tfw my headshape is assymetrical
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>>24384990
this, I've started just buzzing myself and I'm saving a nice bit. if you've got the face for it, it's the best option, money-wise.
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>>24383227
>>24383142

Holy shit OP he's right. Hopefully puberty solves this for you.
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KEK just shave that shit off familia
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bring this to /fa/ so me and the lads can REK u in the whatsapp group
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