fuck you wagekek
fucking faggot
>>24343215
Oh shit, things getting HEATED
>>24343215
You neets are going to have to start posting some government neetbux checks for us in the workforce to actually believe anything you losers say.
>>24343238
>Trying to steal my moniez through manipulation
Nice try wagekuck
>>24343215
eat my asshole faggot
fuck off
please stop. i try to work hard and take pride in that.
>>24343238
>>24343300
samefag wagekek
>>24343238
It's just shitposting.
They'll find any reason to not prove any of their claims.
Threadly reminder.
>>24343318
to each his own i guesskuck
>tfw working full time at a retail store during the fucking christmas season
>tfw also taking 4 classes in school
>tfw no free time
It's not too too bad 'cause I have no fucking friends so I stay busy but fucking hell I want to sleep in or have a full day off stress free.
>>24343318
One day we NEETs are going to exterminate every last one of you pathetic, indentured wagekeks. We've been lenient with you for far too long.
>>24343215
Don't be so angry NEETkek, its not good for your health.
Maybe try taking a quick swim in your pool, that is if you can afford one. It always relaxes me after an enjoyable day at work.
>>24343333
>Left: wagekeks
>Right: CEO
wagekek tears incoming
>>24343333
>keeping the term wageSLAVE
It's like you know you're full of shit but desperately trying to rationalize your miserable existance
>>24343333
>tfw I am a wageslave and my life is much more like the left side.
>>24343403
>aren't you getting fucked enough by your boss, anyway?
WAGEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>24343333
A minimum wage is drastically worse than NEETdom. On minimum wage it's your horrible work hours alternating with neet-style days off.
>>24343367
>not being pathetic
>>24343431
>not being miserable
>>24343411
>not having tears
failed normies you are not welcome here nobody wants you here you do not belong here we are not friends with failed normies go beg for upvotes on reddit where normshit like you belong we are all rejecting you we do not like you here you are not robots you are not robots you are not robots you are not welcome here
>>24343403
>>24343431
>>24343434
Wwwewwwww lads.
Hit a nerve?
Poor NEETfags, everyone see's through you.
No happy person shitposts 'my life is so much better than yours' thread17x a day while masturbating their lives away.
Wew lad, I hate to be the one to break it to you.
>>24343505
Don't you have a NEET bull to prep, wagie?
>>24343467
>not being on suicide watch
you are in the wrong place normaltrash we do not like you here you are not welcome here this place is for robots you are not robots you are not welcome here you do not belong here
Time for some real talk
>>24343505
if you are happy you don't belong on this board normies
>>24343547
This is accurate, but you forgot the part where the NEET makes his way to the wageslave's house and fucks his gf.
Lazy pieces of welfare-collecting shit neetfags lmao.
>>24343608
>Implying you can afford to pay for the gas to do so, much less the car
Thanks for damaging the economy you shits.
>>24343608
>not being a lonely virgin
you misspelled "facebook" in the url bar you failed normie garbage this place is not for you you do not belong here nobody here likes you your normie humor is shit and not funny everyone here hates you you will never be like here you are not welcome here
>keep saying im not a Robot >is the Robot messiah
>>24343634
>not sticking it to the oil companies and going for a walk/riding a bike
truly a slave of the modern era
>>24343704
So apparently biking was the only thing your parents taught you how to do properly.
Good luck getting more than a mile, you out of shape fuck.
>>24343681
Calm down lad go write about it in your diary
>>24343689
i may be the robot messiah I would never know because life is shit. you however are nothing but a failed normie that has no business here, will never be liked by anyone here you do not belong here you are not welcome here you are not a robot you are not welcome here there are no upvotes or likes for you here, you are not welcome here failed normaltrash
>>24343767
I don't take advice from failed normies like you, go back to reddit you do not fit in here nobody here will ever like you you do not belong here you are not welcome here
>>24343755
I learned how to boil water all by myself.
>Good luck getting more than a mile
It's about the journey, not the destination. I wouldn't expect a miserable wagekek to grasp the simpler pleasures in life, seeing as you have somewhere to be all the time.
I was born into this world against my will. I am always bordering suicidal. I am to soft to take matters into my own hands. which is moot because society demands I must live.
But they seem to dislike the concept that NEET is the only why I can live in even a neutral state, let alone 'be happy'
>>24343215
Your post doesn't sound so comfy.
Should have used pic related desu
>>24343812
>I learned how to boil water all by myself
I learned how to make toast all by myself
Christ, you NEETkeks can't even be bothered to be original these days...
>>24343810
>being mad because other people are enjoying themselves
fuck off you pissy wagekek, you're a a blight on humanity
>>24343812
>pleasure
>ever
it's time for you to leave, failed normaldung this place is not for you you do not belong here we have collectively as a board entirely rejected you you are not welcome here you are not a robot
>>24343873
bend over and let me show you some pleasure, wagekek. no need to be so blue
>>24343857
>failed normie thinks i could ever function enough to have a job
go post about your problem free easy mode life just like a woman's over on reddit you are not welcome here you are not a robot you do not know pain or hardship or sadness you are just another failed low tier normie this board is not for you you do not belong here you are not welcome here
>>24343829
thank you family. I went the smug route. It seems to greatly anger wagekeks
>>24343812
You know why you get autismbux from the government?
Not because your life was hard.
Because you fucking failed at life.
People who welfare is designed for are those for whom it is actually hard to live a goddamn life, who try to contribute, but need a step up.
But you get pitybux because the government is willing to turn a blind eye to the fact that you failed at life.
You contribute nothing to society or the world.
Absolutely nothing of value.
So congrats.
Congrats on being so fucking pathetic that your failure makes everyone else's lives worse as a result.
And that you've somehow blinded yourself to your own nature that you think you're better than someone who attempts to do something other than be a lazy fucking slob.
It's almost poetic how fucking incompetent people are so incompetent they have no capacity to grasp how incompetent you are.
>>24343898
normie it's time to go normie nobody here likes you literally the entire board hates you an rejects you you have no friends here you are not part of the community you are not welcome here you are not a robot you do not belong here go back to facebook
>>24343945
Stay mad little drone, stay mad
Better get to sleep soon, gotta be up at 5am for that 2 hour commute
Hope you can pay your rent this month
>>24343947
piss on the wound m8, that'll heal it
>>24343994
You're so fucking braindead you can't even come up with an actual argument.
I'd rather be a wageslave in Hell than a little shit like you.
Cry your ass to sleep.
>>24344036
Have a great day at work tomorrow!~ Don't stay up too late ruminating in bed
>>24344036
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
>hell
I guess that's minimum wage for ya
One day you'll get that promotion
I want to wish every NEET a happy preemptive thanksgiving!
Wagekeks, I hope your boss doesn't call you in at the very last minute.
So why even live if NEET?
>threads like this are made dozens of times a day every day
>very rarely do you ever see a thread started to bash NEETs
>being this desperate to make yourselves feel better about your shit lives
wew lads
>>24346358
>>very rarely do you ever see a thread started to bash NEETs
of course we don't, wagekucks are too busy stacking shelves and flipping burgers
Self employed wageslave here. Best shit ever used to be NEET. Never the fuck again. I don't even mind spending a bit of coin on you guys. I'm actually technically at work right now. Browsing the boards waiting on another sucker to come pay me for my product.
>getting my NEETbux at the end of the week
>$1200
:^)
Good, yes. Post now while you can. We're coming. You won't be able to post these threads without ruining it in minutes. You be able to post new threads fast enough. There will be no escape.
Wew.
>>24343367
>One day we NEETs are going to
oxymoron
>>24343318
lol fucking retard
>>24343238
>2015
>paper checks
No wagepeasant it goes straight into my bank account.
>>24347874
Ouch. Thanks for sharing. Sorry you're so poor. Your parents are praying for you.
kill yourselves NEET
>>24343215
lmfao
wagekuks blown the fuck out
>>24343215
Thisalthough it's a bit #rude desutbh.
>>24349743
>NEET having a panic attack and sperging out dozens of threads
>projecting this hard
im gonna bump all of these
starting now
3
Wewewewew
wagekeks are triggered by their joyless, boring, fatigued existences
wewewewewewewew
>>24347874
How do you live off so little?
I make about $13,000 a month and I use most of it for my houses, cars, boats, hobbies, wife, gf, parties, and investments.
I also hobknob with a lot of government officials. I'll get the senator of the welfare budget committee on the horn and see if he can bump you up a bit.
It will probably be a voucher that can only be spent on necessities though. You can't be buying dolls or giving it to girls online. Get some vegetables and milk.
I feel good about this.
Get to work wageslaves your boss needs you here 15 minutes early 6
>>24351944
no you don't faggot.
13,000 a month is absurd for someone posting on /r9k/
>>24343333
NEET here, that made me laugh more than anything else I've seen on 4chan this year, especially where panel 3 and 4 of the NEET side are exactly the same.
As my life is so good, I can take a bit of light mockery, I'm sure if I did the same to you though, you'd almost require a restrainging order.
>tfw all the wagekeks will make much more money today but they will never be as comfy as me
>>24352519
*Sensible chuckle* this made me laugh more than anything i have seen browsing on www.4chan.org, the ROBOT9001 board, in the last year too.
>>24343547
What? Rational thinking and a decent middle ground? On my 4chan?
No. Fucking. Way.
>>24343215
>>24353438
>fuck you wagekek
>fucking faggot
why are you doing this to me
what have I ever done to you
>>24343473
Except now I can afford to buy my vidya, clothes, and food
as opposed to scraping by with 5 year old pants and ramen noodles
