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The teachings of Pepe will save you.

I have transcended above and beyond the emotion of happiness. I have evolved beyond your primitive desires for companionship.
I never consented to being born. The only reason I exist is because my parents decided they needed something to keep themselves busy for two decades. Therefore, I defer responsibility for my entire existence onto them. I am an effect, not a cause, I am a genetic liability, not a genetic investment. I will have no children of my own, and I will not take care of my parents in old age, they will be forced to take care of me as long as they live.

We are the product of the previous generation's egotistical wish to nurture. And when I turn 18 I'm suddenly supposed to be "independent" or "responsible", according to some arbitrary societal construct that is. Cared for when cute and small, thrown aside the moment my voice drops and my facial hair grows out, forced to slave away for another 50 years only to regain my freedom when I'm old and broken.

I say no to that, I will leech off my parents and state until either I die or they die, or the state itself collapses.

Take the frog pill.
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well said my brother
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Hey Reddit nice hearing from you
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>>24147560
If I were your parent I would throw you on the street.
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meme "neets"
>happy, confident, outgoing chads

irl neets
>depressed, mentally stagnant, hysterically witch-burning chaff
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>>24147639
Wagekek detected. Stay salty my friend.
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>>24147560

yeah shut the fuck up NEET.

Your reign of terror is about to come to an abrupt end soon.

>one of your kind has already fallen
>>24147570
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>>24147560

This is a beautiful picture OP.
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I hear you OP. But I've yet to become NEET at 30 even though life has and probably always will be shit. Keeping busy keeps me sane. When I don't do anything for months living off my savings I become even more of a wreck. I refuse to work in the corporate shithole though after working various jobs from a delivery driver to a software engineer so am somewhat self-employed.
Pic got a genuine laugh out of me. Left reminds me of when I was working for megacorp.
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>>24147652
>mentally stagnant

this is called being stupid. you talking to people isn't making you smarter either. you are not getting valuable input, you are just getting better at smalltalk.
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>>24147612
>>24147769
Thank you my friends. Be sure to spend your time finding your most inner truths, for life is short, and both time and strength limited.

>>24147758
The path of the NEET is not for the weak-minded. Some are deemed unworthy.
Keep in mind that sometimes mad wagekeks make threads pretending to be depressed NEETs. Do not be swayed by these shills. They are here to confuse you.
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>>24147652
degeNEETs are low-tier, it's all about truNEETs.
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>>24147560
How does the frogpill square with evolution?
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>>24147845

Nice reading list.

I'm assuming you're a from a upper middle class family? Normies don't even know such books exist.
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"Idleness as such is by no means a root of evil; on the contrary, it is a truly divine life, if one is not bored"
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I'm severely depressed with borderline personality disorder and drinking/drug problems. Currently on regular welfare, but I hope to be on autismbux by 2016. Autismbux is enough to live on comfortably. I'll be able to get my own apartment.

Am I just going to live aimlessly though? Nope. I'm starting a volunteer position Wednesday and working on getting a subsidized gym membership so I can get to ottermode, as I'm currently a hungry skelly. I read books frequently enough already, usually about religion and philosophy. I'm considering joining a religion to see if that helps, because I want friends who don't drink and I certainly believe in God. In 5 years time I will be developed physically, mentally, and spiritually. Where would I be in 5 years if I kept working? If I didn't commit suicide I'd be in a factory or warehouse slaving away for a barely livable wage. I'd still be skelly if not skinnyfat, and spending most of my wagebux on booze and drugs.

Maybe for some being NEET is not necessary, but I need the time to improve myself.
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>>24147936
Man evolved and succeeded through interdependent cooperation with his group. One gave and one took, for the creation of a whole was greater than the simple sum of its parts.
After millions of years living in this tribal setting, the drive to provide for the tribe is on an almost instinctual level.
Thus today man still feels this need, but cannot see that society has not been close-knit and communal for a long time. Society does not exist for himself, he exists for society. This shift explains the wagekeks' current frustration whenever NEETs confront them with their cognitive dissonance.

NEETs can escape from man's primal desires. They acknowledge that the times have changed, but are able to choose another path in life.

>>24148084
A NEET learns and sees. After years of constant self-improvement, the NEET has seen truths no ordinary man could ever dream to experience. The NEET looks beyond literature that is considered 'popular', for he is not held back by the need for constant validation by his peers.

>>24148258
I believe in you anon. Remember that there are many ways to achieve peace and dignity in life, but none involve slaving away until you are broken both mentally and physically.
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By reporting for work each day, you are perpetating an outdated exploitive system where wageslaves live under the illusion that they are contributing and "earning" their keep doing obsolete busy work to sponsor their boss' yacht.
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>>24148473
>completely automated factories with just a Human supervisor/ overseer
>self-driving cars and semi-trucks
>driverless tractors and combines
>digital medical diagnostic tools such as ibm watson
>self checkout and order placement for buying food
>conveyor belts that deliver food to your table
>vending machines with every product sold in them or just buying online
>telecommunication and telecommuniting
>a phone/computer with a professional quality camera and the accumulation of knowledge of mankind in the pocket of nearly every person over the age of 10

Lets...uhhh...do things how we did them a century ago because a hurt back means you deserve to live. Just like the other animals do it.
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>>24148842
>deserve to live
Being alive was never a choice, thus whether or not one deserves it is irrelevant. Life is not a gift, it is a call to servitude. We are all made because our parents were too scared to spend the autumn of their life in poverty and alone, and so they decided to shift responsibility onto the backs of the new generation.

NEETs are here to break the cycle. NEETs do not accept this responsibility, for no one was asked for his consent to being born.
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>>24149405
I sure as hell did Not consent to being born.
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>>24148258
>I'm starting a volunteer position
The only thing more pathetic than a wagekek is a wagekek who does it for free
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>>24147560

fuck you niggertits
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When will newfags finally drop ledditfrog?
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working is noble
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You should make a NEET religion, that way you can spread your message easier, plus you can get donations from idiots to fund your NEETdom.
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I really want to be a NEET but it's the path that takes the most resolve and courage so I'm just a wagekek now
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>>24147654
Just another deluded NEETfag. Nothing to see here folks.
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I agree with op but this:
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>>24147560
Okay, so what will you be doing if by chance the state collapses, your parents are long dead, and you're forced to rely on your own. How well do you think you'll fare?

I don't ask this in a condescending manner, I'm curious as to what skills you have to fend for yourself or at least make yourself useful enough to a small society that you can form a symbiotic relationship with?
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>>24155512
>the state collapses

I doubt there would be any jobs to do or bills to pay in that situation. I'd probably just get murdered by a gang of migrants.
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>>24147560
well said, OP do you plan on becoming a wizard?
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>>24155734
Why choose death? Would you feel living requiring too much effort?
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>>24157324
I wouldn't choose death I just don't own an SKS with which to kill gimmedats and snackbars.
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guys

I really, really fucking LOVE being a NEET.

It's objectively the best way to live. My years of a NEET have produced more study and self actualization than wageslavery ever had. The only 'reason' NEETdom is considered a lesser state of being is because it is looked down upon.

And I don't care anymore. I know that it works for me, and that I have achieved more in my relatively short time as a NEET than the vast majority of wageslaves could ever dream of.

NEET PRIDE
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what book are you reading neets?
I'm reading Gulliver's travels, it sucks.


also 10/10 pic OP.
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>>24157348
It's not like they're expensive, Anon.
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>>24157583
Read "A Modest Proposal"

Same author, might be a bit more, uh.......interesting?
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ITT wagekeks getting BTFO
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>>24157583
Started The Eye of the World recently and it reminds me of LOTR so far.
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Bump for the NEET life

the best life there is
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My dad has his own business but he forces me to go work with him. I hate it so much even though it's pretty easy going. It still sucks up all my time. What do?
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>>24161209
Use it as motivation to get a job more like your career goals. But be aware you might miss this easy job when you quit.
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>>24147560
>I have transcended above and beyond the emotion of happiness
You mean you don't have emotions?
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>>24157470
>My years of a NEET have produced more study and self actualization than wageslavery ever had.
Such as?
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I want a gf and money. How do I get that as a neet?
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>>24147560
>yfw every notable artist ever was a NEET
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>>24147560
Poop machine paper
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>>24161698
this is the face of a woman who makes herself look punchable on purpose

>do not engage
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>>24161698
I want to do big cums on Anita.
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>>24161495
NEETlife is fucking amazing. I can't imagine being a wagefuck. Although, the people I live with a work slaves to the holy dollar, they make my lifestyle possible. I thank them everyday, and suck their dicks like a gay boy.
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>>24161774
I want her to peg me
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>>24161424
NEETs are not held back by things like petty 'feels'. NEETs, unlike wagekeks and failed normies, have entered a new plain of existence, where there is only one truth. No regret over the past, no fear for the future. NEETs simply 'are'.
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>>24147560

Our minds are one in the same.
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>>24161888
Are you a Golden God?
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>>24161971
Yes, the NEET reigns supreme.
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I'm a student in Computer Science.
It's been 5 years already. Got state sponsored allowance for that (500euros/month).
I can basically study what pleases me and jerk off all day, and still get money.
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>>24147560
Had to check if I wasn't on /r/im14andthisisdeep for a second.
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NEET PRIDE
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>>24147560
>NEETs
>self-improvement
Pick one
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>>24147560
This is a good ideology.
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I believe in pepe
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