>no one replies to your threads
>even when you exactly imitate all the popular threads
>you are a loser, even on /r9k/
>>24112315
iktfb, same with all my threads
>>24112315
>tfw that happened to me yesterday
im here for you senpai
You've just got to bump your thread, OP.
Just be yourself.
>>24112315
good thread I posted in it
>>24112315
Hello anon, how are you today
meanwhile roastie threads reach bump limit in 2 hours
>>24112315
>posting a reply on a thread
>thread dies
>>24112315
step by step guide
>find 8/10 but still homely looking girl on social media
>steal picture
>flip horizontally, overlay a solid color on picture with opacity down to like 5%
>filter contrast
>start thread as "fembot"
>say something about introverts, manlets, and/or internet addiction
>watch thread get bump limit
>made a manlet thread yesterday
>got 240 replies before the thread died
it feels good desu senpai
>>24112315
I'll reply to you, anon
>start a well thought out and interesting discussion thread
>no replies
>meanwhile "I'm a fembot troll xDDD" gets 300 replies
>Tfw no one ever replies to my posts.
>make thread exactly like OP
>no replies
>OP makes thread
>a bunch of replies
im jealous
>>24112315
You have to bump your own thread OP, you have to put yourself out there so people will like you
shut up you baka ass bitch
>tfw getting replies to your posts is the biggest achievement in my life
My entire existence is literally just pixels on someone else's screen
>>24112708
heres your (You) anon i assume you'll return the favor
>see a thread
>think of something great to post
>minutes have passed since the last reply
>fuck it
>leave the thread
>someone finally replies to your post
>get so nervous that it takes you 25+ minutes to think of a reply because you are so scared of fucking up this golden opportunity to have a good conversation with a fellow anon
>tfw end up getting so worked up over it that you just give up
>tfw you wonder why you even post in the first place
W-why can't I stop being such a faggot?
>>24112765
d-don't rape me senpai
>>24112826
We understand anon, we're all the same, no one but the normies can hurt us here
>>24112826
>finally reply
>you cant reply to this thread because its kill
>>24112935
>>24112826
>finally reply
>thread isn't archived but everyone is gone
>no one replies to your reply
>>24113047
I know that feel, brother. I'm still here. Here's a (You), from my heart.
>>24113323 toofuck you robot REEE bloxbux
>>24112399
I hate that. Especially when it's a real busy thread
>>24113459
lt keeps happening
>>24113741
Y-yeah. At least you didn't let me down. Thanks f.am
>>24114015
ill never let go famicon
>tfw no one replies to your thread snpai
>>24114245
>tfw every single post basically ends the thread and no one else further replies
its im like the "dot" in one big sentence all the time
>>24114664
Not this time brah
>>24112315
Getting no replies on your thread on /r9k/ means whatever you were trying to discuss was interesting and productive.
You have to make the same old shitty bait threads every single fucking day to succeed here.
>>24115026
thx bro
