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Red flags for boys thread?

>he expects me to split the bill on a date
>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
>he's poor
>he's sexually inexperienced
>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
>he still lives with his parents
>he doesn't have a car
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
>he doesn't get much attention from girls
>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media

It honestly seems that most boys, or rather manchildren in my college fill at least two of those criteria.
Modern "men" are fucking useless!
Get in here fembots.
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See >>>24100060 you roastie whore.
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>he expects me to text him first
Nah. I'm the strong but silent type. Like Gary Cooper. I probably have nothing I need to say to you.
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>>24107969
Keep telling yourself that, creepy autist.
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Low quality bait, so this thread will probably only hit 150-200 replies.
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>he's from some Eastern European
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>he expects me to split the bill on a date

He believes in equality.

>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16

You have no respect for your partner's interests or enjoyment.

>he's poor

You are looking for money.

>he's sexually inexperienced

He's easy to teach and less likely to stray.

>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me

It means something when you spend time with him.

>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation

He listened when women said they don't like being approached.

>he still lives with his parents

He is making a sensible financial choice, he cares for family.

>he doesn't have a car

He doesn't need one.

>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole

No getting around that one.

>he doesn't get much attention from girls

He doesn't want it.

>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee

You are so boring you can't make conversation.

>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media

That he gave you.

Are these red flags for femanons or anons?
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stop replying to this fucking thread my mans

or at least sage if you do
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>>24107939

>How to rile up lonely, sad people

7/10 troll. Was it really worth it though?
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>>24107990
Sure thing, leaky narcissist.
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I know this is bait but I want to bring up an interesting point for anyone else that popped into this thread

Whenever I'm talking to a girl and want her number afterwards, I always tell her to give me her phone and I put my number is, and I expect her to text first. If she doesn't, then I know it's a waste of time and it's good I didn't take her number.
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>>24107939
But OP, females who would say most of those things are totally undesirable... it's almost like their sole redeeming value would have to be their bodies.

1/10 I replied.
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>>24107939
b8 thread, let's party
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>>24108060
btfo fembots
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>>24108161

Totally undesirable is the man (actually, just a boy) who can't live up to such basic social achievements.
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>He is over 21yrs old with no work experience
>He drivers a car over 15yrs old, unless classic
>He listens to rap or metal
>He drinks soda or energy drinks
>He uses emoticons when texting
>He drives fast and endangers us when in his car
>He swears constantly
>He capes or smokes 420 included
>He rages at the idea some people believe in God
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>>24107939
Red flags for girls thread?

>calls guys "boys"
>uses faggy tumblr images
>doesnt splits the bill
>judges people by their watchin anime and playin game
>judges people by their money
>or sexual history
>or anxiety
>thinks relationships should work in a way the society agreed on
>thinks lower about someone cuz they live with their parents
>cares about car
>or country
>cant decide for herself
>thinks coffee is coffee
>uses social media
>uses the term fembot

hang urself
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>he expects me to split the bill on a date
Even for a bait thread you should try to not fail at your very first quote.
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>>24107963
>>24107969
>>24107991
>>24108060
>>24108100
>>24108143
>>24108161
>>24108200
>IIT angry autistic men who are being told why >tfw no gf

B T F O
T
F
O
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>his car is older than 10 years old
>he expects me to ride in it without shame and embarrassment

Eugh, pathetic.
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>tfw you're from that Eastern European shithole and you'll never be accepted
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Red flags for girls
> She posts this thread.
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>>24107939
>Red flags for boys thread

unless he directly worsens your health in some way, he's better than you. even with his faults.

this thread is laughable.
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>>24107939
these things only apply to guys that are bad looking. chad 10's can say or do what they want, even be shy/ play games/ watch anime.
In fact women will says "it's so cute he does that at his age!"
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>>24107939
supposed to be b8 probably, but LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY EVERYTHING IN OP IS TRUE LMAO MAYBE GET YOUR INTERNET ADDICTION AND SUBSEQUENT SOCIAL AUTISTM UNDER CONTROL YOU CACS
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>>24107939
Wow what an intelligent thread!
I'd better keep it bumped, bump!
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ITT: a bunch of internet and vidya playing socially crippled nervous virgin losers get triggered and I laugh
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>>24109412
>>24109467
This so much.
Literally everything OP said is a bare minimum for a guy to be considered datable.
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The only thing I agree with for me, personally, is that it would be is that if my boyfriend expected me to pay half the bill when we went somewhere. My boyfriend is rich as fuck and if he was selfish enough to have an extreme amount of money and make me pay for my own things, it wouldn't work. However I've dates guys that were just as poor as me and we would split things, or have one of us pay one time and the other would pay the next.

idk guys.
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>tfw living in an eastern european ethnically homogenous country with temperate climate, beautiful grills to save into wank bank for l8r, rich beer brewing history and relaxed drug laws
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>>24107939
>he expects me to split the bill on a date
no bitch you're paying

>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16

who the fuck does this autistic nerd shit? I'm too busy having a life to even be online except only a couple hours on weekend mornings or if I'm bored at work


>he's poor

oh, I'm fine. If you're poor, you better have hot friends you won't get triggered about when I date them on the side

>he's sexually inexperienced

lmao I've lost count


>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me

who the fuck gets nervous about some random? you're not royalty

>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation

nah, typically I give short delayed responses while girls send me walls of text

>he still lives with his parents

i bought my parents a house

>he doesn't have a car

lmao you better have a car too so we can take yours everywhere


>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole

Europeans talk like faggots

>he doesn't get much attention from girls

I get too much, it's kind of annoying


>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee

who the fuck drinks coffee

>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media

Facebook? Are you 40?

pic related is me
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>>24109753
>I'm too busy having a life to even be online except only a couple hours on weekend mornings or if I'm bored at work
>types out a long af autistic post on /r9k/ where he pretends to be an "alpha male"

LMAO
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>>24109522
Hence why women are overly demanding subhumans.
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>>24109774
Men will always be superior to women in literally every way.
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>he wants an "exciting" gf
>he says virgin girls "aren't worth the trouble"
>he's a leftist
>he thinks you can either be a black beta or a jamal
>he hates feminists that blame "toxic masculinity" for everything bad about the world, but also hates strong, principled, courageous men just as much as the crazy feminists do
>he's interested in raceplay/being called "white boi"/etc
>he's taller than me
>he isn't a KV
>he doesn't listen to any artists that have done peel sessions
>he thinks guns are evil
>he's straight edge/health-obsessed/etc
>he says the british royal family aren't british, then claims that diversity is good for society
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>>24107939
>It honestly seems that most boys, or rather manchildren in my college fill at least two of those criteria.
>two of those criteria.
>two

I hit 8 lmao suck my dick false flagging bitch
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>>24109772
you sure are triggered little buddy

how's that crab in a bucket mentality working? how's your gf-oh wait
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>>24109968
Back to /b/, underage.
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>>24110044
stay triggered, you're just embarrassing yourself now
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>>24107939
Red flags for girls
>She expects me to pay for everything
>She is a gold digger and a whore
>She is everything this board hate, narcissic, lasy, and begging for Chad's dick

How convenient.
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>she always wants something
>she has no hobbies and constantly needs attention

yano
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>>24107939

>he expects me to split the bill on a date
yes, why not split the bill you fucking whore?

>he's sexually inexperienced
we all gotta start somewere and if you were "experienced" you should teach him

>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
typical racist/classist bitch

WHY DO WE EVEN TAKE THESE PEOPLE SERIOUSLY. GO GET FUCKED, USED, AND ABUSED BY SOME RICH CHAD AND THEN COME HERE AGAIN CRYING OR START PLAYING FEMINIST. I DONT WANNA BE THAT GUY BUT SOME
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>>24110060
Not him. You're embarrassing yoursef. That fact that you feel the need to feed your ego on an anonymous image board at 9:30 says everything we need to know about you.
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>>24107939
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole

KEK
also i bet my ass she would rather get fucked by a nigger who does all above plus stealing, beating women and then keking them
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little red flags for boys thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" normie slut, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty kuckold fantasy. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic robot NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is ">HE EXPECTS ME TO SPLIT THE BILL ON A DATE" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...
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>>24108346
I fit none of these. Be my gf
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>>24109753
Haven't cringed that hard in days.
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>>24110321
so it's envy because of your crippling fear of the outside world and your addiction to instant gratification. got it
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>>24110390
I guess the "alpha male" can't read. Why are you still responding?
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>>24109821
>>he isn't a KV
Just V
>>he's taller than me
I don't know how tall you are (I'm 5'8")
>>he doesn't listen to any artists that have done peel sessions
Sorry, but I doubt I do

A-Am I still dateable?
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>>24109821

>he's taller than me

Swing and a miss
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>>24107939
You're one of the reasons why I hate woman.
You expect this from boys yet say you want to be equals.
Fuck you. Fuck the lot of you.
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>>24110596
Fuck off queer >>>/lgbt/
You're kind are worse than the shitposting cunts
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>>24110617
*Your
This is original
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>>24110485
The Smiths did a peel session.
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>>24110718
Still no
A-Am I undateable ;-;
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>>24107939

Really sad post.
"Red flags" lol, that mentality of yours is why you'll be oribited by "boys" @ your college and continue to be a pump and dump for "men".
You bane of existence atm is that of an unpaid punt.
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>>24110463
>doesn't deny crippling fear of social interaction
>doesn't deny internet addiction
>>
BAIT
SAGE
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>he expects me to pay on a date
Women want all the benefits of being a man yet none of the responsibilities.
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>he's unattractive
>he's poor
>he's afraid to commit
I can't think of much else.
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>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole

100% troll confirmed.
Slavic men > Western European men >>>>>>>>>>>> American men

t. Slavic grill that now lives in a western European country and lived among Americans for a while
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>>24110924
Only poor unfortunately
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>>24110951
Fuck off slut, all polish and czech sluts get instantly wet when they find out I'm american and are willing to do all sorts of degrading shit just to get the social status and dollars that come with being a filthy fucktoy for a Western man.
I had polish slags rim me and let me spray their face with cum the same day that I met them, just because I was American.
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>>24111065
... and that's exactly why any female who has a shred of decency in her wouldn't touch you or any other American with a ten-inch pole.
You are disgustung animals.
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>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole

Most women don't know what Eastern Europe is. Bait.
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>>24111098
I'm a British fembot and we have tons of polack scum here.
Seriously, no woman would ever consider dating one of those filthy subhumans.
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>>24110951
Be my slavic gf these western whores are awful
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>>24110951
>Slavic grill that now lives in a western European country and lived among Americans for a while

>I'm a slav who prefers slavic men

this is literally expected of you.

I'm an American dude but I literally don't care about your opinion.
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Here are mine:

>can't even name one interest (depression excludes this one)
>believes in conspiracy theories like chemtrails, jewish conspiracy, gay/feminist agenda, etc.
>high school or college dropout after 2+ years
>does petty crime, like shoplifting, vandalism, etc.
>would consider using meth, crack, heroin, PCP or heavily uses softer drugs and considers them fundamental to his identity
>doesn't own more than 10 books, excluding textbooks from school
>/pol/-tier racist
>uses memes irl with strangers
>thinks he's always right or his opinions are somehow superior
>mommy issues
>likes going to clubs/bars
>has had sex with more than 1-2 respectable (i.e., not Stacy) girls
>piss bottles

That's all I can think of right now.
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>>24107939
I realise 90% of these threads at bait; but, they actually give me a genuine disdain for women.
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Fembots deserve to be gassed.
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>>24111158
These actually seem reasonable.
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>>24111134
As ameriCAN i agree
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>>24111089
decency flies out the window for an uncut dick and a bank account no matter where you are
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>tfw Polish
>Have an American accent
Stupid cunts like OP always believe I'm from Illinois or some shit.
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>>24111236
>uncut dick

She won't be fucking any Americans then.
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>>24111253
oops you are right meant cut dick and bank account
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>>24110951
>>24111089
What if you're a decent American?
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>>24111126
Funny enough, British women are stereotyped as the fastest, nastiest slags out there. You guys are also known as Island Slavs on the chans for being so fucking putrid.
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>>24111384
This is true and I'd still date one for their accent ;-;
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I fit all of that except vidya, but even the chads I know play vidya now adays. I know a college soccer player who plays LoL
Anime is still a no go tho
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>>24111126
>no woman would ever consider dating one of those filthy subhumans.
I've been to Britain a couple of times and its honestly the ugliest most subhuman country in Europe bar maybe Moldova. And anyway you women don't really care about backgrounds when I have a full wallet and speak better English than the natives.

tl;dr stupid slag would be jumping on slavic dick without knowing it.
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>>24111126
Why not, what's wrong with them?
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>>24107939
im in all of those >, shit i know this is bait but .....top kek
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>>24108346
>He listens to rap or metal

Hey fuck you, when metal is done right, its fucking godly.
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>>24107939
This is. Really good bait.
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well done op top tier bait
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>He's shorter than average (forgot if it was 6'1 or 6'2), because I'm 5'3 and like to wear heels from time to time
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>>24111761
Please be b8 anons ;~;
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>>24111787
>>24111761
>tfw 5'10 and yearn for 5'7'' bf.
Plox gibe
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>>24111821
I-Is 5'8" short enough
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>>24107939
red flag for anons?
>makes bait threads
even bigger red flags?
>falls for bait threads
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>>24107939
remember when we could spam shit bait threads like this with number-girlfriend images and rolling posts instead of having people actually take them seriously?

too bad the Normie Defense Filter ruined that
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>>24111787
It's b8 m8
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>>24107939
>only 7/12
disappointing
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>>24111787
>I'm not allowed to have preferences just because I'm a woman

Nice misogyny
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>>24111827
better than nothing, I guess ;_;
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>>24111902
I have a young looking face if that helps
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>>24111936
That's worse. I don't have a domination fetish. I just think shorter guys are hotter.
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>>24107939

>she complains on a Cambodian rice wine picture blog

/thread
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>>24111960
I want to dom a taller girl desu
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>>24107939
>red
>green
>red
>red
>red
>green
>red
>green
>green
>red
>green
>red
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>>24111158
>sexual inexperience is a red flag for girls'
So many say it, none of them mean it
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>>24107939
9 out of 12 describe me<
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>>24111960
>I don't have a domination fetish. I just think shorter guys are hotter.

iktf tbqh family
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>>24112119
>>24111960
Why don't you live near me irl ;_;
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>>24107939
>he expects me to split the bill on a date
Pay for what you eat, golddigga'
>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
You're most likely a shallow cunt yourself, better have something redeeming as well.
>he's poor
Date a drug dealer if you need that shit, money doesn't matter for the most part
>he's sexually inexperienced
And you're experienced at what, lying on the bed like a dead fish?
>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me
Go for a fuckboy then
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
Shallowness confirmed
>he still lives with his parents
Rent is gay in majority of countries and all, I'm doing fine tho
>he doesn't have a car
Why the fuck would I need a car if I'd have to keep you high on the cocaine dick? Skanky bitch
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
I wouldn't date a golddigga' either, go sniff that horse tranquilizer
>he doesn't get much attention from girls
I actually hate attention so I don't try to look fascinating, get it regardless
>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
Going to movies is even worse, you're so dumb and shallow you got nothing to talk about on a date
>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media
I don't even have profile picture on it, you bitches are all crazy

>you know what, I just don't care anymore.jpg
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>>24109578
can I come too
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>>24109753
>when you're 14 and think roleplaying as chad is absolutely hilarious
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>>24107939
Blame feminism.
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>he expects me to split the bill on a date
pretty reasonable in this day and age
>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
besides /a/ I can't find anyone I can talk to about the current airing shows
>he's poor
pretty much everyone is these days
>he's sexually inexperienced
not so bad I mean. sure the first few times boinking will be meh but sex isn't hard to get good at
>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me
some people are just shy
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
this is just retarded
>he still lives with his parents
not that crazy of a thing these days
>he doesn't have a car
nether do I
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
this just seems racist
>he doesn't get much attention from girls
less of a risk of some slut trying to steal him away
>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
my city has a total of 4 activities
>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media
not that weird but as you get older you'll understand why

As a femanon I have to say your just being a troll or a bitch.
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>>24112934
be my gf nice femanon
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>>24107939
Also these:
>is disrespectful to his parents and curses in front of them
>mummy still cleans his room and does his laundry
>will only look for a job when his parents threaten to kick him out
>eats a lot of high calorie snack foods and drinks pop
>has swords and knives
>hates atheists but has never read the bible or gone to church
>he bases his identity on product brands and hates people for using different products
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>>24113032
If you got anything to offer get the fuck out of here and go out or on dating sites, seriously, these "women" are baiting.
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>All these slavs getting triggered

kek, slavs are subhuman shit
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>>24113278
>thinking RHCP lead singer is subhuman
right back at you americUcks, fucking cultureless inflated ego horse tranquilizer sniffing midgets
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>>24110191
your spelling is atrocious
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>>24108936
>>24109578

hello there boys
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fucking kek m8 all the worthwhile guys have women throwing themselves at them. Millenials having a good job or a car, self sufficient, and responsible lifestyles are rare for men. non existent for women, thus the males who do have the widest selection. You are a worthless cut too, Goodluck on your hunt
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>>24107939
stacy is that you
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>>24109578
fuck off poland
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>he expects me to split the bill on a date
I probably wouldn't if I asked the girl out
>he still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
I do
>he's poor
I am
>he's sexually inexperienced
I am
>he gets nervous or shy when talking with me
I would
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
I wouldn't expect you to, but it's not the guy's responsibility and this is the point at which I first suspect you to be a troll
>he still lives with his parents
I do
>he doesn't have a car
I do
>he's from some Eastern European/other third world shithole
I'm not
>he doesn't get much attention from girls
I don't
>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
What's boring about that? Surely choosing an activity that involves talking suggests that you're not boring
>doesn't have facebook or some other form of social media
I do, although I have a picture of a Cheep Cheep from Super Mario Sunshine as my profile picture, no cover photo and only 110 friends, most of whom I've never had a conversation with

>tfw 3/12
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>>24113629
its czech republic
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there are no 'good girls'. Being good comes from being beaten down time and time again. Women don't make this kind of experience nowadays.
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>>24113723
what is a "good girl"?
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>>24107939
ITT some bitch shows off her impossible standards.
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>>24113703
oi you can stay then
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>>24107939
Eastern Europe here. What's so wrong with eastern Europe?
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>>24113895
Why you hatin on Pooland?
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>>24107969
Hello gabagool
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>>24113946
they've never been there but they think we are backward commie monkeys
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HE...
>DOESN'T HAVE A JOB
>DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH HIS FAMILY
>IS SHORTER THAN 6 FOOT
>IS A VIRGIN
>HAS A POOR SENSE OF HUMOR
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>>24107939
It's funny how the presence of some of these red flags is a red flag all in itself. Stay mad, roastie
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>>24114302
>no HAS NO STYLE
you had one job, slut
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>>24114504
>no HAS NO STYLE

what are you trying to say
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>>24107939
>>he's so boring he invites me out for a coffee
Honestly though, what are you supposed to do then?
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>>24114636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGm39CweSj4
get cultured newfag
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>>24107939
>red flags for manchildren
>amirite ladies?
>get in here fembots!!!
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Normie grill here, reporting in to give the real RED FLAGS and the reasons some of you will undoubtably die virgins.

>he can't name at least 3 actual resturaunts in his city where he enjoys the food
>doesn't read (not counting magazines or internet fourms)
>gets drunk more than 2 times a month
>wears graphic tees
>wears cargo shorts/old man jeans/basketball shorts as default choice of pants
>virgin
>thin framed glasses
>haircut costs less than $10
>loses his temper at trivial things such as sports/vidya/things people do that he doesnt like
>wears autism shoes
>doesn't know how to cook and isnt interested in learning
>doesn't have a car
>drinks soda
>kissless
>skeleton body
>man tits/gut/ anything indicating of you being a fat fuck
>his beard goes down into his neck
>no sense of style
>is rude to others
>has a bad relationship with his mom
>considers himself to be smarter than other people and therefore always assumes hes right
>no friends
>mentally ill
As long as the majority of these things do not apply to you, you can still make it.
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>>24115455
You're trash and anyone you'd like is trash. Fuck normies desu
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>>24115455
idk besides being mentally ill none of those apply to me and I don't really think I'll make it. you forgot the "is ugly" red flag
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>>24115455

>he's not at 8/10 in looks

You missed the only thing that matters hun.
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>>24107939
He expects me to split the bill on a date
>b-but I will cook you exquisite meals
He still plays videogames or watches anime past the age of 16
>literally related to education
He's poor
>have big expenses
He's sexually inexperienced
>Feel a need to build confidence in companion
He gets nervous or shy when talking with me
>The only genuine indication of interrest
He expects me to text him first, doesn'tcunderstand that it's always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation
>:^) well memed
He still lives with his parents
>Moved back in, moving back out
He doesn't have a car
>fortunately not a requirement in my cultury

Regardless, still think OP is doing us a favor, and even opening herself to the ridicule that is due
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>>24111158
>owning books
>>24115455
You sound like a 4/10 chubby or skinnyfat wannabe stacy.

>can't name 3 actual restaurants

which means he doesn't eat out a lot

>10 dollar or more haircuts

because you can't get cheap haircuts from friends or cut your own hair
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>>24115455
>the reasons some of you will undoubtably die virgins
>put virgin as a reason

It is an endless loop, isn't it?
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>>24117150
Being a virgin past the age of 21 is completely undesireable to most women. Nobody wants to teach someone how to have sex you should alreay know.
>>24116879
>delusions
>cherry picking
It doesnt matter if he eats out a lot you goof. Maybe he goes out with friends, or dates, or takes his mom somewhere for her birthday not everything must directly relate to him.
>>24115590
>>24115548
Not true. Personality and stability is always the deciding factor in obtaining a gf.
>>24115511
checked
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>>24108427
>tfw cant even greentext
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>>24107939
are you even trying to b80 m80?
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>>24117298
>Not true. Personality and stability is always the deciding factor in obtaining a gf.
>>
How is this fucking thread still alive?
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>>24117489
/r9k/ is literally the worst board on 4chan when it comes to taking the bait.
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What is this shit
Woman like you are the reason people call us roasties and whores
Fucking kill your self
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>>24117553
>wanting robot approval
>caring about what a bunch of bitter, detached from reality losers thinks

Kek, me and my bf only come here for the dank memes and to laugh at the losers and their messed-up, hilarious thought processes that come from not getting laid because they're disgusting nice guy creepers.
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>>24111158
>>24115455
>>24117298

Respect, well put.
These points are basic requirement that any grown man should satisfy before feeling entitlted to an equally mature partner

There is hope
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>>24117688
Self burn checked
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>>24109792
The bot sucks dick
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>>24111158
>(depression excludes this one)
t-thanks
Do you count /gfd/ as mommy issues?
Please respond
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>>24117688
>Being this much of a loser you don't have any hobbies and prefer to browse a shit board.
Kill yourself, lmao.
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>>24117959
>that pathetic virgin damage control

Remember that you literally exist to serve women, please them, protect them and make their life easier. If you fail at that, you fail as a man and a human being.
Know your place robot scum.
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>>24118041
That's adorable! senpai
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>>24118070
>triggered KV loser
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>>24118168
And that is precious!
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>>24117513
Yeah, all day every day, it seems
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>>24107939
Yfw this isn't bait.
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>>24117298
>Being a virgin past the age of 21 is completely undesireable to most women
Most women are disgusting it seems (but that's no surprise)
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>>24111158
Fairly reasonable list desu. Although I fit the /pol/, less than 10 books and opinions description pretty well.
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>>24111158
>>likes going to clubs/bars

Was with you until then.

I've dated shut-in femanons before and they're the worst.
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>>24115455
you are a red flag for most men

>women who who are so narcissistic they use potential partners as arm candy to up their social status while putting no effort into a relationship
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>>24118979
I hope it isn't.

If so, this is a true confirmation that I'm as disinterested in even speaking to women as they are with me. With maybe a couple exceptions, every green text in the OP is either some entitled bullshit, or too high expectations to totally dismiss someone on that alone.
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>>24115455
>reporting in to give the real RED FLAGS and the reasons some of you will undoubtably die virgins.

Proceeds to post this
>virgin
and this
>kissless

So essentially you're saying some people here might die virgins because people refuse to give them a chance? Am I missing something here?

Also posts like
>haircut costs less than $10
Really fail at not making you sound vain as all hell.
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>>24107939
funny thing is like 3/4 of that shit could easily be ignored if he was good looking.
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>>24107939
>he expects me to text him first, doesn't understand that its always the guy's responsibility to start every conversation

>guy's responsibility to start every conversation

>every conversation
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