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IT'S FUCKING JUNE HOLY SHIT I'M WASTING MY LIFE edition
>sit in the pub on lunch break yesterday
>waiting for my food
>a couple walk in, both absolutely perfect
>they both look and dress like literal models
>they probably are models
>talking to each other about their next holiday
>talking about their house
>they are married
>the woman mentions that she has organised a party for his birthday next month
>he says "I can't believe I'm 25"
>i finish and go back to carrying bricks
Same age as me. I actually felt sick.
Literally wageslaving for the next four days lads. Kill me.
Just yesterday went to my ex's house to exchange our shit. Not feeling good lads
>>29020159
dont worry brah, theres always a chance some ooga booga african colony slave will murder/rape the bitch. happens more often than you think.
>not allowed to take sick days because no one else knows how to use the franking machine
Is that legal? When I'm on holiday they get a temp
Thought you all faggots couldnt post on this hate speech blog anymore.
Why don't you all go die?
>>29020688
Fuck off normie battyboy
>>29020743
Yes, of course that's illegal
>>29020747
Why don't you suck a fart out my arse
>>29020962
So they can't sack me because I'm Ill and no one can get any post out because they're all either retards or too important?
>>29020159
Eh so what?
Ever look at someone and feel repulsion/sympathy/disgust...like you are better than them? Well obviously on this spectrum there will be people above you.
Life isn't fair, but even in this place most of us could be dealt significantly worse hands. I just try to make the most of what I've arbitrarily been given and try not to get cross that others have it better.
>>29020996
What do you mean?
In some ways it's good that only you are trained, it's a bit of job security. But they can't stop you from taking days off for genuine illness as far as I'm aware, are you part of a union?
Yea brother , but the sweat of your brow and craft of your labor should find you some solace, grow more is my only advice, try to diversify your wheelhouse comrade.
>>29020059
>/brit/
Fuck off back to int
>>29021035
I'm not part of a union. I haven't been working long. This company just tends to sack people whenever they feel like it. I feel like I'm going to get a bollocking when I go back.
>>29020159
I know that feeling, the other day at work (a really high end stupid cunt retail place) this guy walked in with his stunning wife and funny child. He was a full foot taller than me, with a godlike jaw, wonderful hair, in great shape, and being phoned constantly. He didn't even ask the prices of the stuff in the shop.
I felt like Gollum desu, being 5'9 and balding with no money and no kids and a useless degree. Today I am genuinely going to Poundland to do my shopping.
But, i'm sure he worked hard for it, it's not like it all got handed to him i'm sure.
>>29021078
Didn't even realise, feel free to make a proper thread
Wasn't intentional
>>29020952
Triggered by normality
That being said though, I am also 25 no formal education, no job , missing my left leg or rather left foot, sure I save on sock but must of my skills are that of a psychical nature. I kills me to see rich young happy people , people who may not ever know the nature of poverty, suffering, adversity. And then I'm reminded that pain and adversity were my teachers and I grew from it. THEY may never meet failure and if they do I will destroy them. Pain to you and I , be it mental or otherwise is not foreign to us. The hottest flames forge the dopest blades , if you choose to leave the fire that is
>>29021193
>boohoo I broke up with my gf
You're the one triggered by normality mate
>/Brit/
ree desu lads
Oi lads. Here's a cracking idea, post waifus.
>>29020059
Eyyyy BritBots
Thinking about making the trek from Australia to the motherland
Where is good? Thinking about going to Manchester and Belfast
>>29021302
>tfw new phone
>tfw no qt animu pictures saved
Will this do?
>>29021315
The south west is the nicest desu. If you are looking for a city I'd say Bristol. If you want rural countryside you can't beat Devon.
>>29021337
To be honest I want somewhere to say that I got fucking hammered and run amok
Belfast looks alright because it is so shit, has a grimy vibe to it
[COMMENT EDITED TO PROMOTE TOLERANCE UNDER THE EUROPEAN TOLERANCE ACT]
I LOVE PAKIS(TANIS)
>>29021302
>get on bike to go to work
>start having imaginary arguments in my head
>find myself pulling into work with no memory of the journey
Autopilot is scary desu
>>29021607
shit senpai I do this all the time
Look what the postie brought
>>29021709
thanks chum
have a pint of spitfire on me
>>29021709
>>29021734
Sorry to rain on your parade boys but we won't leave the EU. There are too many old school fuddy duddy's in this country that prevent things like this from happening.
>>29021771
I know mate, I'm still voting leave but there's not hope in hell that we'll leave unfortunately
some of the trip I've seen peddled on my facebook, here's a kid that used to go to my college
>who cares if we make a net contribution to the EU :)
>>29021837
I mean he kinda has a point. Playing devil's advocate, if you agree with the principle of taxing the rich to fund benefits for the poor, then why should that apply only within a country's borders?
Ignoring other reasons for in or out, his basic point is valid
>>29021941
it isn't though
the principle of taxation is that we pay into a system in which we see the benefits
what benefits do I see for a fucking opera house being funded in fucking Estonia
Why is nigel against having QT polish goddesses and other slavic beauties in our countries but he's alright with slave colony niggers being able to freely immigrate to our country?
Niggers are a massive net loss to the economy, provide safety hazard and are just shit in terms of tourism/area growth and are the #1 source of drugs and crime (esp student areas).
Is nigel a cuck? I mean, hes not even against pakis.
>>29021771
>Old school fuddy duddy wanting to stay in
Lol no. It's the older generation that wants to leave, the stay crowd is mostly younger leftist people. Unfortunately that same demographic also has a very low voting turnout so they're fucked
>>29021976
Nigel's wife is German
>>29022026
>gercuck
that explains the eastern europe hate/nigger cuck fantasies.
>>29021709
>the pound is already weakening from the threat of brexit
>businesses are taking out insurance against brexit
>many have threatened to move
>almost all economists have said we will be a poorer country with a lot less clout in the world
I think it should be fair, people who vote leave should be the first to lose their jobs in the recession it brings.
>>29022050
>first to lose their jobs in the recession it brings.
Kek i have, been unemployed for 14 months. Additionally, i have never worked in the UK, only in mainland EU.
>>29021315
Manchester is a terrible city mate, try living somewhere further south if you can
>>29022106
that pittance you call your neetbux is gonna be the first to go when the UK becomes a third world country.
unless you're a nigger/paki, in which case your benefits will be the last to go.
Haven't been in one of these for a while
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Can someone give me the story behind this vocaroo, I heard he posted it in here but did he ever reveal what happened after, I feel really bad for him:(
>>29022132
I don't claim benefits and never have.
>>29022160
>unemployed
>not claiming benefits
wata dumbass, thats 3k neetbux you missed out on.
>>29022129
Manchesters the nigger version of london.
It's a fucking shithole if you don't live in the nicer areas.
never seen so many niggers in certain bars/clubs before, fuck.
>>29020695
Look at the fucking area she lives in. I'd tip that cunt's car over too.
>>29022222
>quints
yeah, fucking posh bitch, she can stand to lose a few thousand. Bet she has a londoner accent.
>>29022050
>the pound is already weakening from the threat of brexit
correlation=/=causation
when we were begged to join the euro we were told the pound and the UK were done if we didn't join
look what happened
Voted remain
>>29021315
Belfast is actually really nice now. It's only had a few years of Enrichment and the Lagan area bars are really nice especially around festival times. I actually can barely even recognise the place.
Lake Districts nice. I really like Glasgow and Edinburghs worth seeing too.
Bristol and the Cornish coast are fucking lovely. Was lucky enough to live there for a time.
>>29022324
Good work, Ahmed.
>>29022324
that's right my little puppet, dance for your master
>>29022324
I hope you are the first to be raped by the 'refugees'
>>29022367
>>29022390
>>29022392
he's dutch, ignore
>>>/int/60289407
>>29022367
>>29022390
>>29022392
Hey, I live in mainland europe, god forbid I have to get a citizenship test and leave :^)
>having a really fast poo at work because the decorator is outside and I don't want him to know I had a poo
>>29022132
>third world country.
That'll only happen if we stay anyway or the very large likelihood a centralised British Government will just increase imigration anyway for the Jews.
My Polish/Greek friend is genuinely worried about being deported following the refereundum because he isn't a citizen.
How can I allay his fears?
>>29022467
report him to your nearest border control officer
do your part :)
>>29022467
There's gonna be at least like a 5-10 year delay before deporting shit because of all the legislation bullshit.
Or do you think they're gonna forcefully evict every human trash pensioner in spain or expat living the life in sweden/switzerland or something?
>>29022522
Switzerland's too smart to be in the EU.
>>29022522
Brits living abroad are in a different situation than EU citizens living in Britain.
If Britain leaves the EU, EU citizens will have to leave or face deportation. It won't mean that expats living abroad will need to come home.
>>29022561
>smart
I think you mean craven. They're too scared to get involved in anything and prefer to act neutral while allowing nazi gold to be stored in their banks.
>>29022522
>they're gonna forcefully evict every human trash pensioner in spain or expat living the life in sweden/switzerland
I CANT WAIT MUCH KEK WILL BE HAD
anyone have a sweaty bum? my bumhole gets ticklish when its wet
>>29022569
>If Britain leaves the EU, EU citizens will have to leave or face deportation.
no they fucking won't
they came here when it was legal and encouraged, nobody is going to retroactively change the rules and send them home
not even Farage has ever said he would do something like that
>>29022569
You think the eu countries are gonna be happy with the united caliphate of niggers kicking out their citizens?
Na they're gonna deport every UK citizen as fast as you do. But again, theres tons of legislation shit itll take many, many years.
Hell, they probably might just make the current immigrants have a 10-15-permanent pass but will not allow any more eu immigrants in the future(unless they have a phd or someshit).
Nigger shits are still free to immigrate though! how nice!
>>29022561
>laws set by the EU
>will have to adopt the Euro in the next few years
>already in the schengen zone
>required to supply the pope with bodyguards
>landlocked
There is no hope for Switzerland.
>tfw can't vote because too dumb to understand politics
>>29022629
It would no longer be legal for them to be here, they would be sent back.
>>29022675
Just vote remain then. Better the devil you know, the grass isn't always greener, you don't want to go out of the frying pan and into the fire.
>>29022662
>Switzerland has been secretly holding Nazi wonderweapons and gold for many years
>Develops Swiss super soldiers
>Conquers the whole of Western Europe
>Ethnic cleansing happens
>Fourth Reich established.
>>29022675
Register on gov.uk. Not that I am voting anything anyway.
>>29022691
Lex retro non agit.
>>29022675
It's a fairly simple vote. Out or Remain.
If you hate immigrants and want to live the Progressive wildride set by cowardly Scottish voters who want to ban everything and genocide England in brown people then you'll want to vote Out.
If you want all of the above and far more but with no democratic ability to effect any of it vote remain.
Either way the futures shit. I'm voting Out just so I can Hey don't look at me I voted out.
>>29022728
It's not retroactive, it's a new law. They weren't permitted indefinite residency under the law, simply freedom of movement which is now being withdrawn.
>>29022739
look up eca
>>29022728
ex post facto* actually
>>29022763
yea whatever same greek shit
>>29022757
It agrees with me. It's nto a change in the law but a removal of rights.
>>29022786
ok lets do it the easy way you dense cunt
>its ok
>make it illegal
>cant do it but the ok people are still ok
got it?
>>29022644
>getting this scared that you will be deported
>>29022806
There aren't any ok people.
>buy drugs that can you high and are legal
>law makes them illegal
>despite having legally obtained them you are breaking the law by having and using them
Same situation here. Those people will become illegal settlers the day after the vote.
can someone explain this meme to me, ive een here forever and i still dont get it? like what is /brit/ or /britfeels/?
truly bizarre how you think that is going to happen
>leave wins
>cameron resigns
>boris wins con leadership
>months and years of negations with eu
>the army is mobilised and eu citizens get deported
nobody knows how it will exactly work, but no 'leaver' politician has ever said anything about deporting people, it's not possible and is not going to happen
i assuem they will have to apply for some form of residency or proof they've been here for years, but that's not hard with NI numbers
I live with my muslim goatfuckers sandnigger family and it's almost ramadan holy shit please just fucking kill me.
>>29022828
man you dumb asf if you had druggos when they were still legal and they make it illegal you ok unless your lordship decides to disregard roman antics
you dumb shit
>>29022842
a secret meeting where the elites of british society gather to discuss the latest on crisps, slags and freddos
>>29022857
No it doesn't. They are now illegal.
>>29022732
>Scottish voters who want to ban everything and genocide England in brown people then you'll want to vote Out.
If you think voting out will mean less brown people coming here, you're mistaken.
Why is immigration from the rest of the world, higher than immigration from the EU? even though immigration from the rest of the world is something we are supposedly able to control.
I work in the print business, we have a lot of Asian customers who come in to have their menus printed.
When chatting with them, I always ask "in, out or don't care?" You know what, pretty much all of them are voting out, they don't like having to employ Poles and Romanians in their restaurants, they think with less immigrants from the EU, Britain will be free to take more from elsewhere, such as Bangladesh.
We''l just end up with less white EU immigrants if we leave the EU.
>>29022869
jesus fuck you retard read a book or give me any arguments for that
do you even know how law works you absolute fucking idiot
w/e im right anyway
>>29022872
Except any Turkish or Syrian shitskin who washes ashore in Europe can grab themselves a German passport and saunter on in to Blighty
>>29022889
>im right anyway
You are wrong though. Drugs are illegal and EU citizens living here will also be illegal.
>>29022903
being as stupid as you should be illegal.
you from devon or cornwall by any chance? i think they have internet there at this point.
>>29022903
read my posts again holy moly did you even finish highschool - the drug example was before and after making them legal you fucking idiot
eu citizens in uk right now dont have to worry about anything - if u "cuck" k leaves the memeU THEN no more eu lads
understood? dont even reply cba read your dumb shit
>>29022933
If the UK leaves, EU citizens will not be allowed to live here. They will need to leave. They will no longer a right to live here.
They will be rounded up, put on ships and sent back.
>>29022948
only someone from /r9k/ could be this fucking stupid.
>>29022948
weak bait
fofosssoso
>>29022948
i dont know what to tell you at this point but i just want you to know that you are unironically retarded
screencap this post and jerk off to it when your joke of a country leaves E "lmao" U
>>29022967
>>29022969
>get btfo
>can't even respond without memeing
Thanks for trying kiddos.
>>29022625
yes I have to cram tissue in there, I don't know any fix to this.
>>29023009
there are special anal tampons for this
>>29022976
well it's not a retroactive law so even your bait is factually incorrect
>>29023024
It's not a law. It's just indefinite leave, when we leave the EU that becomes definite and they will have to leave.
Sorry but there's no way around this. People without a British passport or visa won't be allowed to stay.
>>29023021
its not inside the anus, its between the but cheeks.
>>29023041
that's factually incorrect though, where's your proof?
hum.. family said theyre going to blackpool for a few hours...
got to decide if I want to go.
last time I went, and took pictures for the thread, it was full of brown people
>>29023061
http://ec.europa.eu/social/main.jsp?catId=457
Not in the EU means it doesn't apply, that means they must go home.
>buy some nice sausages from the butcher or premium brands for 4-5 quid per KG
>tastes great, like a real sausage
>buy cheapshit sausage for 2-3 quid a KG(not even frozen)
>consistency and taste of dogfood
fucking hell, why?
cheap pizza/pasta/etc still taste pretty good, but cheap sausages are fucking cancer.
Lads I am about to go for a shit, will keep everyone updated.
>>29023080
Last time I went 10 years ago it was full of subhuman scousers trying to convince me to play their filthy gypsie games where no one ever wins.
I do like Blackpool though. Some of the arcades are comfy as fuck
Alright boys, I'm on the toilet now. Got my laptop sitting on a stool (lol no pun intended) in front of me. Just felt a little rumble of gas escape from my anus, so it's go time. I'm about to start pushing out the shit. Wish me luck!
what would make svchhost use 50 % of the cpu its not a rootkit iv'e scanned with loads of anti rootkit programs
>>29023082
>getting facts from assumptions made from the official EU website
you absolute mong
it has been made clear that those that have been granted positions in the UK prior to us leaving will have those positions respected and upheld after we leave
https://youtu.be/SHV8hjx_i_c?t=199
you can stop responding now, go rub some sudocreme on your arsehole
>>29023111
yea lots of pikeys there, changed so much since when I was a kid.
there was an episode of vice on it
>>29023128
I think you mean
>getting facts from the EU website
It says right there that it's a treaty, ie an agreement, not a binding sovereign law.
You will need to start packing your bags on the 24th.
Just expunged the shit from my anus. Not much came out to be honest, and I feel like there's more to come.
Going to hang around on the toilet for 2-3 mins until I can be sure I've gotten it all out.
>>29022662
at least you all have guns to shoot yourselves with
#nationalfishandchipday
>>29023147
pull one out and use it to push "Post"
Watching the tennis desu lads.
Not sexist or anything, but women's tennis is fucking shite, they don't even run for the ball half the time
>>29023209
Yet they get paid the same
>>29023209
>not wanking to women in short skirts grunting
are you gay?
Alright lads, a bit more came out and I am pretty satisfied with where I am and how I feel. Once I am done with this post I will wipe my arse.
>>29023208
Nah I am not up for that. Don't want to turn my laptop into a crap top.
>>29023233
They don't get paid. They get sponsorships and prizes.
>>29023243
What was the consistency like lad?
Passport markings turned this unfortunate man into Hitler
Who here thinks Autism is overplayed in society these days? I have high functioning Aspergers but I've learnt entirely through trial and error how to act in situations, how to use empathy, how to read facial expressions and social norms, etc through sheer determination to be "normal". If I can do it, doesn't it stand to reason that perhaps others could?
Granted I spent many of my formative years sperging the fuck out but by the time I was around 16 I had become able to at least slightly fit in, maybe not as a full "normie" but that one slightly strange/eccentric person the normies will befriend
Ok I am done with wiping my arse. It was pretty easy actually, didn't linger too much. Came out clean and easy. Very beautiful.
Shit over guys, was pleasant.
>>29023258
Was pretty soft to be honest, I prefer it more firm. But it wasn't too bad.
Yesterday I ate a green smoothie, a Shin Cup, some potato croquettes and a roast dinner from a restaurant. The consistency was pretty much what you'd expect from that.
>>29023286
Autism, the shedding of emotion, is the next step in human evolution.
>>29023240
>has internet access
>talks about wanking to skinny, clothed tennis players
>>29023240
>williams sisters
>women
>>29023299
It depends on which direction you think humanity should be taking, personally I believe emotion, individuality and culture is what makes us great and different from lesser species
>>29023146
did you not watch the video? oh no, you're baiting aren't you
>be me, 26, work in local shop in small town
>see cute girl come in often, nice, gentle, dresses casually and works on a farm
>she always smiles at me
>so much so she done that little lean to the side/bounce with her head while smiling at me
>fucking hnnng
>finally talk to her outside of work
>she gets all shy, covering her mouth with sleeve
>ask her age
>"14"
>"wut"
>"why anon?"
>"because I might of asked you out
>see her later that day and she just giggles, then once some distance was between us, she looked back and waved
what do?
>girl I like adds me on Normiebook about a month ago
>reasonably sure she like me
>she sent me this yesterday
What does it mean?
>>29023404
Don't let age stand in the way of true love
>>29023439
lol that faked filename, fuck off
>>29023404
cut contact and stop noncing the farmers daughter
>>29020059
>get put on sertraline
>suddenly everything seems ok, even started looking for work
how are you guys doing?
>>29023439
means never ever talk to her again
Poleaboo is going to the mosque with his dad in a bit
Have a few pics to fill the voice until then
>>29023458
That's the default GNOME filename for screenshots, anon.
>>29023439
GREEN IS MY PEPPER
oc
>>29023485
and a second one here
aa
>>29023506
and last one
Really need something to give me a more feminine figure, a bra would help a little
>>29023146
But treaties are binding sovereign law...
Eu law has supremacy over uk domestic law
>>29023521
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus Christ
>>29023521
If you want a more feminine figure you could do with losing about 50 pounds you silly paki.
Look at those fat fucking legs
>>29023521
>Pellegrini died for this.
>tfw no opiates
>only benzos and weed and they don't do shit for me anymore
>nothing can beat the comfiness of an opiate high
>no way to get any at short notice
It's going to be a shit weekend
>>29023485
He must be so proud of his son,
>>29023679
>son,
*daughter
>>29023667
its gonna be an itchy weekend friend
>>29023690
>*daughter
*abomination
>>29021709
you best be voting out lads
don't trust innies
Whats your local kebab store called?
I have 3 near me, Mr Kebaby, Kebabilicious and Turkish Delite.
>>29023864
>you best be voting out lads
back to /pol/ with you
>Poleaboos dad went to the mosque without him
Feel bad for telling him to fuck off when he tried to wake me up at noon
>>29023976
I have about 20
>tfw voting out but a left winger
It's literally "which accent do you want your corporate masters to have": The Referendum.
>>29023485
>>29023506
>>29023521
Why is this disgusting degenerate trying to dress up like a girl. Just fuck off you freak and seek medical help.
>>29024106
true left wingers will vote out
>>29023086
>cheap pizza/pasta/etc still taste pretty good, but cheap sausages are fucking cancer.
They're loaded with cheap Meat Goo (aka mechanically recovered meat):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_slime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat
Also less spice and more cheap artificial spice flavoring.
>>29024106
The question is whether you ever want to have the power to remove your corporate masters. In theory the people if this country may one day vote to remove the Tories, however they have no power to ever remove the bureaucrats who govern the EU. It's a question of sovereignty or autocracy.
>>29024135
>having a shit with her skirt down
>>29022050
>Believing the establishment elite
You have so much to learn
>>29024171
The toilet paper seems unreasonable far away too.
>>29024112
He's not really a degenerate, I mean, nothing is really damaged by his retarded cross dressing. Maybe /britfeel/.
>>29022569
You do realise that nothing changes until a deal is made with the EU if we vote leave
>>29024222
not to mention there isn't even a seat on the toilet
0/10 would not dump in
>>29024135
>flavoring
gtfo yank
>>29024248
I used to think that toilet seats were for kids and that adults all shat with the toilet seat up because their bums were bigger
So when I was like 8 I only ever did a poo with the toilet seat up clinging onto the bowl for dear life because I wanted to think I was a grown up. Did that for like a year.
Dunno why you just dredged up that memory
>>29024302
That is probably why you ended up here.
>>29023485
Big feet.
I thought you was atheist?
Should I grow a mustache, lads?
>>29024401
No lad. You already probably look like a sperg, this will make it worse.
>>29024401
No you will look like an 80's homosexual
>>29024401
yes, they are making a comeback
t. /fa/ lurker
>>29024131
Not him but agree.
I'm a Marxist Leninist and voting out. It's the only choice really, it's basically a yes or no question about the concept of democracy.
>>29024454
>I'm a Marxist Leninist
Yeah, I remember being 16 too. What are you and your mates drinking in the park these days? It was strong white cider back in my day.
>>29024507
white lightning m8
Gonna get Kayleigh smashed and finger her on the roundabout.
>>29024520
The absolute ugliest girl in my class at school was called Kayleigh. Fucking rancid minger, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>arrested for training a dog to make a nazi salute
>>29024507
How are you associating that with Marxism-Leninism? Couldn't think of two more opposed ideas desu
>>29024570
The video was unfunny as fuck and he was a disgusting man with plug earrings.
Deserved it.
>>29024658
Do ye wanna gas the Jews?
>>29024642
Because 90% of British Marxist-Leninists aren't old enough to drink legally in pubs.
>>29024658
You're just jealous because he has a girlfriend. Guy seems like a ledge to be honest.
>>29024401
yes, also post pics
>>29024675
No
Post waifus
>>29024675
Yes
Post girls
>>29023439
She's hoping you'll find it funny obviously. Not really something to read deeply into.
>>29024723
>Because 90% of British Marxist-Leninists aren't old enough to drink legally in pubs
Not sure where you're getting this from lad. Class consciousness is usually at its lowest ebb throughout the teenage years.
>>29020695
I'd be fucking devastated if some fuckers broke my car, I literally can't function without one where I live
>>29024838
Too bad mate. Pakis and niggers could smash your car any time and there isn't anything you can do about it other than vote leave.
Then after we leave the european union we will deport all the pakis and niggers for good!
What should I do at the weekend lads?
>>29024880
tfw darkies of all varieties are still a proper minority here
and most of them live above the kebab shop in town
>>29024880
>oo bad mate. Pakis and niggers could smash your car any time and there isn't anything you can do about it other than vote leave.
>
>Then after we leave the european union we will deport all the pakis and niggers for good!
>>29024899
Have a wank mate. A little chug-a-lug won't do you any harm.
>>29024927
They could come out of that kebab shop and smash the shit out of your car at any second lad! Any minute!
VOTE LEAVE
PAKIS OUT
VOTE LEAVE
BREXIT
>>29024982
STOP PAKIS SMASHING OUR CARS VOTE LEAVE BREXIT NOW!!!
>>29023506
>>29023485
Why are you looking for a lover when you've already agreed a date with the detective?
When a paki sees a car, they have to smash it.
It's in their blood. It's in their genes. It's almost impossible for them not to do it.
Paki sees a car, smash!
Paki sees another car, smash!
Paki, car, smash
Paki, car, smash
Paki, car, smash
Will you break the cycle? Protect your vehicle and vote Brexit on June 23rd.
Am I right in thinking
>Bongland leaves the EU, economy goes in the shitter for a bit, but we have full control over laws
>Bongland stays in the EU, economy is about the same, but we don't have full control over laws
From this, I have concluded that anyone voting in has put a price on sovereignty, which is frankly appalling.
>>29025091
>Paki, car, smash
me driving
>>29025110
After a bumpy year or so our economy would be much stronger. The EU is preventing us from growing as we should be.
>>29024982
>PAKIS OUT
>
>VOTE LEAVE
>
>BREXI
>>29025091
>hen a paki sees a car, they have to smash it.
>
>It's in their blood. It's in their genes. It's almost impossible for them not to do it.
>
>Paki sees a car, smash!
>
>Paki sees another car, smash!
>
>Paki, car, smash
>Paki, car, smash
>Paki, car, smash
>
>Will you break the cycle? Protect your vehicle and vote Brexit on June 23rd.
>>29024951
I'm planning on having a few. However I'm not a young man anymore so I don't think I have the stamina to keep it up the whole weekend.
Poleaboo just looked at some car auctions with his dad
Who is this fedora posting faggot and why hasn't he been banned yet
>>29025205
Poleaboo and because not enough people report it.
>tfw you had a job interview
>tfw the interviewer said during the interview that youre probably going to start next week
>tfw you sperged out towards the end
>its been a month
Lesson learnt, never show weakness. No matter how trustworthy your boss seems.
>drunk off a litre of whisky
>playing plague inc evolved
>pupper sleeping from running around in the garden
>mum bringing pizza home later
good day today lads
>>29025229
Kill them all mate, leave nobody.
>>29025229
Sure you could kill yourself, or you could make an attempt at being successful and then BTFO your mother.
>>29025266
Killing myself is easier
>>29025266
>i'll do exactly what they want me to do!
>that'll show them
You beta bitch as fuck.
>>29025110
Nah nah it's more like
>Bongland leaves the EU
>The next day Nigel Farage's Paki Squad goes around all of the paki shops, kebab shops and mosques in the UK and rounds up all of the pakis.
>We give them two options. They can either be hung, or sent back to pakistan
>Obviously they all choose to be sent back, so we put them all on a big boat and float them out into the sea
>They think they are headed back to Paki Land, but actually a Royal Navy destroyer sidles up and blows the ship right out the water, killing millions of pakis in the cold North Sea.
>There are spontaneous street parties all over Britain
>>29025205
poleaboo
report on sight
Just came back from the job centre.
2 weeks of freedom, lads.
>>29025304
Actually I am almost as fat as that, but I don't wear a fedora.
>>29025286
>I'll do exactly what they think I can't do!
>that'll show them
except, it actually will show them you mong
PAKIS STINK OF SHIT AND SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE
Poleaboo is going to go watch some more One Piece
How long can psychotic episodes last? doctors believe my paranoia and delusions are a psychotic episode but I was paranoid and delusional for years which means my episode had to last for years
>>29025290
>leaves the EU
>rounding up Pakis
kek no
if we leave the EU it means more immigration from the commonwealth, which includes pakistan, india, the caribbean, many african countries which means the number of non-whties will increase
whether this is good or bad is down to your personal feelings
ALL PAKIS SHOULD BE FUYCKING SHOT I ////HATE\\\\ them
GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF BRIT AND GET THEM THJE F9ICKLCV OUT OF MY COUYHNTRYTGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DIE PAKI DIE DIE DIE
WHY DONT YOPU FUJJCKIUJNG DIE
KILL ALL PAKIS NOW
Ok we get it. Please stop.
>>29025465
GTFO RASHEED SHITSKIN
>>29025386
What the fuck? How come Nigel didn't mention this? Didn't know he was a nigger lover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3EIogaEwxY
THIS SONG GOES OUT TO THE DIRTY DISGUSTING PAKI SCUM ON THIS THREAD, AND IN ENGLAND IN GENERAL
SMELLY SMELLY SCUM
PUTRID DIRTY FUCKIGN ANIMAL
Me on the left. Mad?
>>29025490
I like the way that they put the paki out in the middle of those towers in the ocean.
I think that we should let them live there but not on land. It's a good idea.
>>29025345
Yea, and she'll brag about raising a successful son
Either way, she wins
This thread is really shit today
>>29025564
die lefty/paki
what's worse desu senpai
This thread is really good today
>>29025512
Fuming
>>29025592
Its all the better now that youre here
>>29025619
Thank you mate, I appreciate it.
>>29025619
No thank you friend, I dont appreciate that.
>>29025512
This picture was posted the other day.
The funny thing is, this is actually me and my wife. She's white but we had a Pakistani wedding anyway. You mad?
>>29025659
>she's white
>brown eyes
>Nearly 23 about to graduate with a 2.2 in Modern Languages (i.e. worthless load of tosh)
>All my uni mates are investment bankers and engineers and shit
>About 6 doctors and a couple vets from my school already working in practices
>Most others are doing pretty well, even the non-uni lot
Jesus Christ is there an OFF switch I can flick I can't take facing my failure any more
My new laptops screen just went completely black for a few seconds then came back. Is it broke already?
>>29025709
Sounds like it's time to join the jihad mate.
That way you can die and do something meaningful at the same time.
>>29025644
>>29025658
If i start name-fagging do the get the same reward of tripfagging but without the pesky hassle of needing to remember a trip
>>29025709
Yes, it's called suicide. All of your problems will go away
Nigiiers posting in twos now? Jesus he is desperate.
>>29025736
The problems don't go away, you do.
>>29025659
that's not white in any way
>>29024982
NIGGERS OUT
DEPORT THE FUCKING SLAVES
NO AFRICANS
THEN PAKIS OUT
>>29025734
You still need to remember one trip.
>>29025731
>>29025736
I don't want to die but I don't want to live the life I've condemned myself to
