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>>48236
You decide to fake faint and you have to excused from the speech.
Boardfriend hurries you the Hospital and starts to panic.
You have rescheduled the speech to 1 week from now.
What shall you do?
(4,7 and 9 Choose)
>>79582
Also if someone could make an imgur gallery of all the panels so far id be really fucking thankful
Phew, I didn't see a second thread in the catalog for a while and I was scared all was lost.
>>79582
Start going around the major cities and building up a rapport with various influential figures.
>>79582
It's time to implement some new laws. Spaghetti must be added as it's own official food group, and spaghetti must be consumed by everyone at least once per day. Furthermore, anyone with "gluten intolerance" is to be deported to Canada immediately.
>>79759
You make spaghetti itself a food group and place it at the top. (Fun fact: According to the food pyramid you can/should have from 6-11 servings of pasta)
You make it a new law to have atleast 1 serving of spaghetti per day.
You also make Canada the "gluten free" country
leaving all the geneticly inpaired to live in one zone and the rest of the world to rejoice in pasta glory.
What shall you do?
(Sorry if i butchered the Canada map, first time i draw it.)
You decide that you have a small crush on the cute boy down the street, then you ask him if he wants to get frozen yogurt
>>79905
We must travel to China, the ancestral homeland of all pasta based dishes and pay respects to our ancestors gaining us ancestral powers
MUH HERITAGE
>>80114
While China is your long ancestor and you should respect it, you decide to instead pay a visit to Italy and start praying to the shrine of Hector Boiardi your one true creator and God.
You feel as if his spirit looms over you. Now you understand pasta spiritually.
What shall you do?
>>80218
you proceed to the country of Finland, looking for the lost dark necromancy tomb before your speech in 3 days.
>>80218
You decide to use your spaghetti powers to make a spaghetti army.
Im done for today, ill continue tomorrow at 7 or 8 goodnight everybody.
>>80218
We ask mike tyson to endorse our political platform
>>80218
that's racist
>>80218
Make Spaghetti Plate Kate the first lady.
>>80218
Use your newfound powers to grow fabulous spaghetti hair
Can I just say I love you OP.
>>80218
Ask Most High Chef Boyardee what is the meaning of pasta
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I can't stand the wait! Quick, someone make some fan art! I would but I suck!
Do we have new abilities now that we know more about pasta?
Pastina bump
>>80218
go to north korea and raise an army of north koreans to overthrow the government
>>85170
roll
>>85170
roll again
>>85170
another roll
>>85170
;_;
>>85170
alright its 7
i'm dressed in a suit (kentuky derby) and i have a beer
Nyquist won the derby
Roll
>>85170
and again
>>85170
come on, 4, 7, or 9
Retreat from your life as the President to come to a higher understanding of yourself by training for a while in the mountains with monks. Return to presidency with your inner peace. (Before you can bring peace to the world, you need to bring peace to yourself)
>>85170
please man
>>85170
come on
>>88067
yes
>>89195
i did
i got 7
here's an album of the previous quest:
part 1: https://imgur.com/a/TG6PJ
part 2: https://imgur.com/a/QLx8q
Anyone know what timezone OP's in?
>>90793
Yeah, probably.
>>89578
It took over ten tries
You had a one in ten chance to succeed, and it took you more than ten tries. You defied statistics. I vote to veto your idea.
>>85170
A lone man replying to himself a dozen times in an abandoned thread on a Chinese cartoon website is the perfect metaphor for autism.
>>91293
this desu
Bunp
spaghetti can dan you're only hope
here's some OC 4u OP
bump desu
please don't pepsi op
>>98026
im more of a coke man myself.
Also sorry it was mothers day had to visit my mom.
Im back and im free for the week so ill be here often from now on.
(3,8 and 0 choose)
>>99831
Attempt to gain insight on the ways of pasta from this enlightenment.
>>99831
Also a reminder that if someone could make an imgur gallery with all the panels before previous thread 404's ill be really thankful.
>>99856
(Are rerolls allowed?)
>>99925
Yeah, you can reroll as much as you wish.
>>99856
Then I will reroll!
Is everyone RIP, what's going on?
I might as well reroll again, since there's nothing else
>>99856
It's just plain dead tonight. Guess everybody is doing mother's day stuff.
>>100365
Yeah, I have six quests open that have been updated recently and no one is posting.
Time to start bumping the thread so it doesn't die
Bump
continue training spaghetti magic and recruiting world-class negotiators to convince everyone to world peace>>99831
>>101177
rerikkubg
bun
Hey guys, I've uploaded all of the previous thread onto imgur.
Part One: https://imgur.com/a/TG6PJ
Part Two: https://imgur.com/a/QLx8q
Part Three: https://imgur.com/a/qcXoG
Parts Four and Five: https://imgur.com/a/dRAqZ
I have separated these into parts because the entire thing is like 200 pics long and when I screencapped the first two parts the thread hadn't
>>104756
*hadn't finished.
>>100855
pls cont
>>105598
its been a slow day, tomorrow it'll be i guess.
ill be on early like 11-12 goodnite everyone
>>105674
DAMMIT! Where does OP live? Australia???
>>106265
Nah i live in America, also im back.
(4,7 and 9 choose)
>>107599
Find inner enlightenment from the Shaolin Spagetti masters, also Kung Fu,
Create your own style, Can Fu!
>>107718
Reroll i guess
>>107718
Or your style could be 'Can Food'
>>107718
>>107724
You fly to the himalayas and decide to climb to the summit of Mt Everest (it is in the himalayas right? Sadly cans of spaghetti dont recieve geography classes.) Its 8848 meters to the top of the mountain, if life is anything like generic kung fu movies the masters of all martial arts should live in a temple at the top.
Its going to be a long road to the top and you had to come alone since this is your journey and noone elses.
>>107756
fuck the thread is really slow today.
>>107756
Slip on a icy rock
Fall and dent can
>>107874
You start your journey, literally 2 steps into climbing the mountain you slip and fall.
Since you are literally at the bottom already you only get a small bent on your back thats small enough to not be noticeable.
Welp 3m done, 8845 to go.
>>107899
tell boardbro to come help you roll up mountain with jet
>>107899
Go home and fap,
>Mfw no penis
>idea
Porn is the key to world peace
Buy CanPornDotCom.
>>107916
No
We must make this journey alone
... except let's hire a sherpa to help us make the climb.
>>108094
You think about boardbro but no.... THIS JOURNEY IS YOUR JOURNEY DAMN IT YOU WILL NOT ALLOW ANY OUTSIDER INTERVENANCE.
You see a sherpa offering help to passers-by and decide to pay him to carry you to the top.
60m done, 8780m to go
>>108155
use spaghetti wave to get you and sherpa higher
>>108457
You use your spaghetti wave and boost yourself up for a long while, after a few hundred meters you tire yourself out.
505m done, 8335 to go
>>108548
use your ethereal powers to get the rest of the way up the mountain, fuck you OP
>>108568
roll and spaghetti can dan goes to OP's house and literally fucks him :^)))))))
Christ, ive been here for 9 hours and only 4 panels.
ill be here tomorrow.
>>110021
Yeah, with the exception of a few quests this seems to be a pretty slow board.
Then again, I usually follow quests on /mlp/ which is a much more active board, so maybe it just seems slow in comparison. Are there any other boards that have regular quests/CYOAs?
>>110021
Pace your walk up the mountain stop for a fap every twoish hours
>>108548
feed the sherpa meateors. be careful not to shoot them at him forcefully.
[Fanart]
The pasta inside you begins to rot. what do you do?
[not part of the story]
>>111296
We can't make meateors on our own. We need Boardbro for that, it's our special tag-team combo. We CAN just shoot a normal meatball to the sherpa, though.
>>111544
fair enough, do that.
oc4uop
>>111553
>>111544
>>111296
After resting for a while and letting your pasta mana recharge itself you start giving your sherpa some meatballs.
803m done, 8045 to go.
>>112822
Use your sharp lid to dig through the snow and ice, making your climb easier
>>112822
Get caught up on legday, our noodles aren't tough enough
>>114612
reroll
>>114612
please, someone else come here
>>114612
I don't want to be alone
>>114819
aww honey