Spaghetti Quest
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You are a ghost who possesed a can of spaghetti and now is forever bound to it, your new goal is to attain world peace
First post to end in 7 gets to choose what to do
Can:
>kys
>>48236
>Become catgirl with enormous breasts
Fall over.
open myself
>>48236
Obtain world peace.
Turn into the FSM and gain cultists by touching them with your noodly appendages
>>48277
>open myself
Surprisingly enough in your excitement with your newly attained possesion powers not only did you not realize you could only do it once, you also were not even bothered to check if the can of spaghetti was full.
You appear to be empty except for old sauce stains in the inner sides of the can
>>48316
Obtain world peace.
find an old bum looking for change and be used as a container for change
look for a dirty shit-filled restroom
>>48316
Move the sauce stains to the outside of the can to draw a rudimentary face
>>48316
>Become catgirl with enormous breasts
>>48356
Rollin
>>48356
You manage to move the old sauce stains to the outside of the can you manage to make a face you still feel emotionless and dead but it helps your cause
try and speak spanish by opening and closing the lid
>>48378
roll
>>48374
Use my amazing ghost powers to try to suck the nearest object towards me to integrate into my body.
I shall become a homunculus of trash and bring fourth peace to this land.
>>48383
Rollin
>>48374
capture cockroaches and tame them
>>48390
roll
>>48383
Rollin again
forget the can, become a beast of spaghetti. Better yet, a giant flying spaghetti monster!
>>48397
>>48390
You rattle loudly catching the attention of 3 cockroaches but judging by the look they are giving to your sauce stains they dont look friendly or obedient enough to be tameable
>>48423
Possess them and have them carry the can around on their backs
draw them in and eat them to grow in strength. Spaghetti ghost cans need sustenance, y'know?
>>48429
Rollin'
>>48431
rollin'
>>48423
put crumbs inside me, let cockroaches in, flip up side down to capture them, and let cockroaches die of no oxygen
three less disobedient cockroaches means a safer world.
>>48439
Rollin' for rollin'
>>48429
Rollin again
>>48446
rollllllll
>>48446
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>48451
Rollin and rolling and rolling and...
>>48446
another roll
>>48448
roll round 3
>>48471
Goddamnit this 7 bullshit is relentlessly annoying when the board is this slow
Also rolling
>>48489
let's roll again?
>>48423
Make a catgirl with gigantic breasts pop out of yourself
Tame an army of dust mites.
>>48494
Op is laughing at us rolling. Knowing he can stop our suffering but refuses too. He is a cold God
Rolling.
>>48498
roll for goal
>>48507
Winrar
>>48507
):< youuuuuuu
>>48507
YES, you did it you finally possesed something!
.... turns out dust mites arent that impressive, you still have 5 of them at your disposal
(from now on first post to 4 or 7 chooses)
i forgot my lid
get my lid back
>>48533
Successfully obtain world peace. The why and how are not important.
>>48541
roll
>>48547
nigga.....
>>48547
Kek
Ok, now site is just mocking us.
>>48557
jesus christ
>>48547
Null
>>48547
You try your hardest to achieve world peace in a single turn without doing anything other than by sheer force of will and belief.
It didnt work.
>>48581
Roll into the nearest moving body of water
Clearly we must have a sea going adventure
Use dust mites to conquer aphid
>>48587
Convenience has always been your middle name, by pure luck it just so happens that you were just a few meters from the sea you tell your mites to get inside of you, and embark on a sea voyage
rub yourself to summon your spaghetti genie.
Reach America, get inside someone's car.
>>48597
>7
Are you serious? Immediately after, twice in a row.
>>48597
You try to rub yourself but you dont have arms, so you tell one of your mites to do it.
IT WORKS, but once again dissapointment strikes you as you realize that only heinz branded cans can summon spaghetti genies.
Sadly you are only an chef boyardee's can so all you could summon was a single spaghettio.
>>48621
Try to shoot lazers out of this magic flying spaghetti o
distribute the spaghettio as rations to the mites
>>48621
Fish a catgirl with huge tits
>>48628
Rollin
>>48630
re-roll
>>48636
roooooollin'
>>48621
Take our paper wrapping and prop it up as a sail
>>48643
rollin' on a river
>>48645
re rollin
>>48641
This thread is madness
>>48649
rollinnnng
>>48654
You concentrate on the magic spaghettio and ask it to fire a laser.
It charges up for 12 minutes and it fires off a a laser with the strength and luminosity of a laser pointer.
>>48668
Save the spaghettio for later. Try to float to Washington DC to talk to the president.
distribute the spaghettio to the mites as rations.
>>48677
>>48677
You place the spaghettio on your lid and tell your mites to gobble up. They love it!
It feels as if your mites have gotten stronger.
Mites have now learned to fire small lasers from their eyes.
>>48686
Now float to America to visit the goddamned president
>>48693
time to assassinate the president
>>48695
roll
>>48693
Thus thread is taking forever because OP doesn't want us to be happy
>>48702
roll
>>48686
Now prop up our paper wrapping as sails and sail to America
>>48711
rollio
Use lid as an oar and swim looking for sone land with people
>>48735
rollerino
>>48686
Summon another spaghettio and feed the mites. Do this over and over again until they can shoot high powered lasers rapidly.
>>48725
rollin
>>48693
After 4 days of traveling the seas you finally arrive somewhere in the US.
You send your mites to scout out the area. You appear to be somewhere in seattle, your target is washington so you can visit the president.
What shall you do?
(4,7 or 9 choose)
>>48776
Have the mites run inside me like a hamster wheel and go east. Forest gump this shit.
>>48776
Roll into the city centre and ask for directions
>>48787
You roll into a sidewalk, there you encounter a small cockroach however unlike the ones encountered earlier this one seems friendly.
You send out your mites.
What shall you do?
>Talk
>Attack
>Ignore
>>48809
talk: and ask him/her to join the cause
>>48809
Ask for directions
>>48817
You decide to be passive and ask for directions, you ask him where washington is, he says he can take you there in 3 days.
You decide to trust him and he joins your party.
Out of curiosity he asks you your name?
You tell him your name is.......
>>48832
spaghetti can dan
>>48838
Roll
>>48838
yup
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>48838
good nuff
>>48832
Am I allowed a reroll OP?
>>48869
You tell roachfriend that your name is Spaghetti Can Dan.
You prepare to start your journey but right as you exit the sidewalk the unthinkable happens, a really weird looking cat approaches you and screeches. You are not a strong enough ghost yet to try to possess him, however your mites and your roachfriend prepare for a battle.
While you are useless in a physical battle you can use spaghetti ghost magic to attack your foe.
You also remember you cant die since you are just a ghost possesing a can of spaghetti.
>>48838
Roll
>>48884
Sure no problem
>>48832
grangle
>>48895
shake ourselves very loudly to freak the cat out
It'll run away
>>48895
yowl ferociously @ kitty to gain metaphysical advantage
>>48918
This
>>48895
Get outta there, Initial D style
>>48924
roll
>>48919
>>48918
You yowl and rattle as loudly as you can.
Sadly you can only rattle a small amount and you dont have vocal cords so your attempts to scare the cat were futile
>>48944
roll away
>>48944
spring forth your noodles and rope the cat up
>>48944
produce & offer kitnip
>>48944
Tell mites to blind the cat with eyes lasers, then you can make a sick escape/
>>48944
cut the cat with our opened can lip
>>48971
Roll
>>48971
You tell the mites to shoot the fucker in the eye.
They all combine the lasers into a solid beam.
The cat is now blinded and stunned.
What do we do now?
>>49012
Roll away
>>49012
take one of kit's whiskers while it's stunned gather mites into can & roll down sidewalk as fast as we can
>>49022
You all decide that its time to get as far away from that mutant catlike creature as possible.
You roll away so fast that roachfriend could barely even get inside.
So you begin to head to washington.
What shall you do?
>>49048
stop for smokes
>>49048
Hone humming skill to pass time
>>49048
Train your ghostly abilities by moving lid up and down
>>49048
Get a turbocharger so you can roll faster
>>49051
You and the gang decide to stop at a local wal-mart and get some smokes.
After entering you evaluate your budget and realize that you are dirt poor, however you can steal some stuff by sneaking it inside you.
Wich items shall you steal?
>>49074
A snickers bar.
>>49076
You're not you when you're hungry. Once you have the snickers bar, feed it to your dust mites and cockroach so they gain snickers powers. Don't forget to save some for yourself, though.
(roll)
>>49074
steal a lighter.. but roll around and look for bug recruits.
>>49076
>>49086
>>49088
You decide to get a snickers bar and a lighter.
You save a piece of the bar for yourself and leave everything else for roachfriend and the mites.
The sugary treat has made the mites and roachfriend both faster and a bit more perceptive.
You start looking for new recruits
>>49074
kools, some pepperoni for attracting bugs, kid rock cd & walkman
>>49103
Posses a spider, or fight it if need be.
>>49103
roll into a storm drain
We need more recruits
>>49117
oh shit a rat
>>49105
You decide to get some pepperoni slices incase you need to tame wild bugs but decide to hold off on the walkman since you dont have ears.
>>49117
>>49115
You decide that recruiting a spider is a good idea, after serching for cobweb in the old ailes of the the market you finally come across one.
Surprisingly enough its a black widow, you tell him about your noble cause and he says he joins in exchange for one mite.
Will you take the deal?
>>49136
Thats a tough split. Yes, but he must weave spider silk pants for the rest of them.
>>49140
agreed. roll
But if the black widow plans to kill the mite, make sure he gives the mite an honorable death and a proper burial. Even if it's just in some trash or something.
>>49136
tough trade but okay
>>49140
You decide to give away one mite for the spider.
The mite knows about this and realizes that its for a good cause.
The other 4 mites give him a group hug before the spider devours him.
You cant help but feel bad you never even knew its name.
>>49136
right on bub sounds fair just dont let him suffer he was a good little chap and fought hard for what he believed in til the end
>>49150
Give the rest of the mites names. OP decides what to name them.
Welp that'll be it for tonight, it was fun.
ill be back tomorrow in the evening
>>49157
rolling for OP to stay and finish this
>>49157
Rest well OP.
>>49159
roll
>>49157
sleep well op art made me laugh thank you
Im back everybody
This is our party so far.
What should we do?
>>52885
you're not OP.Continue with the cockroach to washington DC
>>52885
we should ask the cockroach about his plan for getting us to dc
>>52971
>>53038
You ask roachfriend to explain to you how exactly are we getting to washington.
He pulls out a surprisingly small tourist map of the US, he says that the safer route would be to go through alleys and roads and the fastest route would be going through the sewers.
What will you do?
>>52971
Roll
>>53140
We take the sewers, with spiderbro we could easily handle danger.
>>53140
Go through alleys and roads. Nice, safe sightseeing
>>53271
it just occured to me that that was a shitty roll. There was a very low chance of going to sewers
a better roll should be used. How about a 1d2?
>>53169
You decide to take the alleys and be safe.
You calmly enter one of the alleys.
You look around but other than trash you can see nothing of interest, however you couldve sworn for a second you saw that empty bottle move
>>53346
As a reminder the first post to get 4,7 or 9 gets to choose what to do
>>53346
look inside the bottle
Perhaps some magical liqueur to strengthen our mob
>>53400
I agree lets check out the bottle
>>53437
>>53400
You decide to inspect the bottle you get close and it rattles and you hear a squeak, you expect a mice and get ready to throw some pepperoni at it but before you can the bottle asks you for your name.
Turns out its another ghost trapped in a useless container.
You present yourself as Spaghetti Can Dan and it says it doesnt remember its name.
After a long chat he learns about your noble cause and decides to join you on your quest.
The bottle is now part of your party.
You tell the spider to draw a face on it to give it more personality.
>>53523
continue on our path down the alleys to dc
>>53523
Share half our minions with him
In the event of death of us half can still continue the mission
>>53523
continue through alley
>>53661
reroll
>>53708
reroll
>>53571
>>53638
>>53661
You decide to keep rolling to washington.
On the way there you give 2 mites and spider to the bottle incase it gets into trouble, for now however it wont make a difference since you are together.
>>53764
Keep going, maybe go on a wild adventure on the nearest trashcan.
>>53797
A trashcan would be a great idea, especially a possessed one. He could crush bugs and also act as a shelter.
>>53821
I think we got astronomically lucky with the possessed bottle. A trashcan would push our luck.
>>53844
dubs speak, i only want him to get more companions like rats.
>>53797
You decide that a trashcan is too intimidating and instead head into the closes junkyard.
You find heaps and heaps of trash, perhaps you could try to upgrade yourself with some junk.
What shall you do?
>>53886
>traschan too intimidating
>so we go to a fucking junkyard
>basically a giant trashcan
ok.
Let's look for some computer parts so we can be a cyborg.
>>53886
Feed the junk to your fellow companions.
>>53916
reroll
>>53886
Assimilate some more cans so you can rattle
>>53886
Feed food scraps to minions, get weapons, stick a shard of glass to the side of the can with tape or something
>>53987
>>53916
You decide to upgrade yourself to the most amazing cyborg you can.
Sadly you dont know much about technology so you end up eating a few sticks of ram.
You feel like you can think faster now,although that might just be placebo.
>>54102
Feed the scraps of food to your companions and make them train.
>>54102
your ram expands your short term memory. You are able to remember seeing a processor, which you realize actually will help you be smarter.
>>54197
>telling the story instead of saying an action
>>54129
You decide to feed your bug companions.
While they eat you decide to train, while training you finally were able to conjure up your first useful move and summen a magic meatball attack. You couldnt be prouder.
Bottle just chills and guards.
What shall you do?
>>54218
inspire bottle.
Bottle needs more motivation.
Ask bottle to train with you.
>>54218
Everyone trains, and later goes to search for more food.
>>54236
I second this
>>54218
>>54274
You talk to the bottle hoping to cheer it up and motivate it.
It doesnt work very well, it tells you it doesnt want to be a bottle anymore.
You promise him to help him possess something better along the way.
He cheers up a bit.
What shall you do?
steal a car to speed up travel
>>54365
rerol
>>54349
Explore the junkyard more. You might find something useful. Try finding something sharp to protect yourself.
go ask /adv/
>>54382
reroll
>>54365
rol
>>54396
reroll
>>54365
another rol
>>54402
roll
>>54419
You get the urge to go to /adv/ for some advice....
You have no idea what that is.
You ask roachfriend if he knows where /adv/ is, he answers about some imageboard and starts talking about cancer for some reason, you decide to leave him be.
What shall you do?
>>54447
I lol'd.. ask bottle man to possess the ram you integrated into your architecture for the time being... Double the ghost power right?
How can the can talk when it's established that he doesn't have vocal chords? Does he communicate telepathically? If so then why couldn't he talk to the cat?
>>54447
look around the dump for a vehicle
>>54474
In your way to give the ramaining sticks of ram you hear bottle shriek and see a hobo trying to grab him and drink him, the hobo is too out of it to realize bottle's empty.
You decide to call out your party and combat initiates.
What shall you do?
>>54476
The bottle is also a ghost, so they can talk to each other telepathically.
>>54549
make him ask for change and place change in yourself
>>54549
we cast meatball at the hobo to show our peaceful intentions.
>>54569
You cast meatball at the hobo.
You put too much force into the meatball it rolls into the heaps of trash behind the hobo, he follows the meatball.
You and your party decide to tail it out of the junkyard and continue on your journey to washington.
What shall you do?
label yourself, "Pennies for Poor Africans"
>>54630
roll
>>54630
This
>>54630
brilliant! I agree
>>54614
Feed the world by upgrading your meatball ability until you can cast meatballs rapidly. Give meatballs to everybody.
>>54630
>>54634
>>54635
>>54642
In the middle of a busy street you decide to label yourself "Pennies for Poor Africnas", quickly spider starts to thread the message into your label.
Spiders dont have very good grammar.
Surprisingly enough you still got some cash at the end of the day.
Your budget went from $0 to $84
>>54701
lets buy a skateboard for bottle to possess
then we can GO FAST BABY
>>54710
reroll pls
>>54758
we should try to be good samaritans from now on since we are trying to create world peace
>>54768
but how can a bunch of bugs and a ghost can buy a skateboard
steal it and leave the money on the counter? i don't know
>>54784
that sounds like a good plan
rolling for this
>>54784
find an insane person and be his best friend
he can buy the skateboard
donate the money for aids research in Africa
donate all the money for aids research in africa
>>54784
>>54768
>>54758
It is set then, you decide to steal a skateboard. after about 3 streets you finally find a Toys R Us.
This is going to be the heist of the century.
Its going to be elaborate, amazing and have one of those plot twist endings like in every heist movie.
What shall you do?
>>54831
roll the skateboard out of the store quietly and when nobody's around
>>54831
hack the cameras to make it say, "Spaghetti Can Dan's Adventure"
everyone who sees the camera footage will suspect it as a cartoon rather than evidence
>>54877
this, use your spooky ghost magic to make the camera footage cartoony as heck. Just roll out with the skateboard and deposit the appropriate cash near the registers as you do.
With your magic and bottle's magic, you can do it.
>>54877
insert ram into camera
>>54901
rolling for thisrelated image to set the mood
>>54877
10/10 rolling for this
>>54877
>>54893
With the power of magic and cobwebs you put a cartoon layout on the camera, and you roll out on your skateboard with your peeps. The guy at the cash registry notices you but he has worked at retail long enough to not even care anymore.
The security guard sees the footage and instantly goes on a rant on how "90's cartoons were so much better".
The heist was a success.
What shall we do now?
>>55127
Get the bottle to possess the skateboard
>>55148
roll
>>55183
reroll
>>55196
re-reroll
Look for a plastic bag to make a sail for the skateboard.
bottle and can replace front two skateboard wheels, use magic to go fast (spaghetti can dan keeps the 2 wheels for later)
>>55148
You encourage bottlefriend into possessing the skateboard. Youre not sure if he can actually do it but you cheer for him nontheless
>>55371
You feel uneasy and dizzy and before you know it what used to be bottlefriend was now a cracked bottle in the floor, and the skateboard was now moving on its own.
You tell boardfriend you are proud of his accomplishment, you also tell the spider to give him a face for personality.
What shall you do now?
>>55422
Back to the junkyard to find a motor to attach to the skateboard
>>55434
I agree with this.
>>55422
tell skateboardfriend to do a flip
>>55434
reroll
>>55469
This is more important.
>>55434
You go to a nearby smaller junkyard and look for something to help boardfriend propell faster.
You manage to find an old leaf blower in perfect condition, you install it and combining it with rad skate magic you are able to go faster than most cars in the street.
>>55552
install a turbocharger so we can go 300 km/h, we'll get to washington in no time
but we're in america, so 300 km/h is 180 mph
>>55552
let's hit the road jack
dc or bust
>>55580
actually first, get some seatbelts (duct tape) so nobody falls off
>>55552
attach wings to boardfriend
>>55469
Suddenly for no apparent reason boardfriend does an amazing trick is so complex and astonishing you cannot help but look in admiration.
Its a shame this panel isnt animated or well drawn.
What shall we do?
>>55627
on second thought, don't get a turbocharger, not fast enough
get a huge spoiler and racing stripes, who cares about seatbelts and parts that are actually useful when you're travelling at 500mph
>>55617
>>55651
You tell spider to make you a seatbelt and all the bugs get inside of you.
Bruce willis was dead all along in the sixth sense.
Now that you have a seatbelt and a huge spoiler you are ready to go.
We should get to washington in just a few minutes.
What shall we do?
>>55670
if it's only going to take a few minutes, go for it
look at all the sights to see in DC
seal yourself so that the bugs can breathe, then fly to the intergalactic council for help
>>55670
Time to hone your show tune singing skills
here's skatefriend so far:
>>55670
cast meatball into boardfriend's leafblower
see if it shoots like a bullet when leafblower blows