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The /q/tard is now an official unit of measurement to describe the butthurt of a /qa/ user who treats this board like /q/.

All swears used in the OP post of a /qa/ thread are assigned certain amounts.

Fuck (f): 1
Cunt (c): 0.7
Shit (s): 0.4
Fag (and all "fag" derivatives) (g): 0.6
Racist terms such as nigger, gook, etc. (r): 0.5
Ass, dick, cock, bitch, bastard, -tard, douche, etc. (a): 0.1

The use of a swear within a word while keeping a similar meaning (asshole, but not pass) counts the same.

The equation runs as follows:

(f+0.7c+0.4s+0.6g+0.5r+0.1a) / (w/x)
Where w is the word count and x is the swear count

Take, for instance, >>522152

>What are mods planing on doing about this gigantic faggot?
Word count: 10
Swear count: 1
Fag: 1

0.6(1) / (10/1) = 60 milli/q/tards of butthurt.

Second example: >>532680

>Ban/filter "kys" etc. etc.

Word count: 60 (inb4 muh incorrect)
Swear count: 6
Fag: 1
Fuck: 3
Shit: 2

3+0.4(2)+0.6(1) / (60/6) = 440 milli/q/tards of butthurt.

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The Navy Seal copypasta:

Word count: 287
Swear count: 13
Fuck: 8
Shit: 3
Other: 2

8 + 0.4(3) + 0.1(2) / (287/13) = 426 milli/q/tards of butthurt.