OK, third time trying to post this without internet fucking up
>Who is Alphonse
Cancer incarnate. An extremely active shitposter who primarly posts on /o/ but has been seen on /fit/ and other boards. I'll let his own posts do the talking. And this is just when he posts with a name. If you see a /o/ related image, it's shitposting. There is no need to explain it. It's just pure shitposting.
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/search/username/alphonse/
Now, why the fuck was a thread asking for some SIMPLE FUCKING RULE ENFOREMENT deleted from /qa/? I know it didn't hit the bump limit, it showed up as deleted on thread watcher.
If the mods were able to notice a thread and delete it, why have they not range banned him? The amount of post reports coming from /o/ would be reduced drastically, and it could actually be a nice little hobby board and not /v/ with cars.
Oh yeah, and he floods the board on occasion.
cry more.
>>527847
Kill yourself
>>527847
Proof?
>>527858
Last post was 5 hours ago. /qa/ doesn't move that fast.
https://desustorage.org/qa/thread/520295/
>>527850
When he's active, pretty much nothing can be discussed. It's ridiculous. /o/ is a niche hobby board. It shouldn't be /v/ levels of shitposting.
>>527856
I should kill myself because I want some basic law and order in my community?
GM BTFO
>>527877
You forgot your name
>GM fangirls are this assmad
I drive a Mustang.
>>527878
>u forgot ur name
im not alphonse thou
>i drive a mustang
i had a mustang some years ago, fun cars desu
All anon wanted was help diagnosing a bad clutch...
>>>/o/15037485
>>527880
okay he should be banned.
>>527887
Did you not bother to check the 4plebs link? You can go through as many pages as you want. It's all garbage like that.
Alphonse is my personal hero
>>527847
Was he rangebanned before?
>>527984
As far as I can tell no. He just got bored for a month or something.
He will never get banned.
Mods are in on it.
Now watch this thread get deleted and watch me get banned for 24 hours or some shit.
>>528305
Alphonse = moot
>>528305
Thread got deleted after you posted this last time. I'm starting to think you're right. How can we organize moving to a different site or something without him knowing? That's the only solution I see.
>posts are being deleted but he's still posting
>>528305
It could be possible that either Alphonse is a mod himself, or that his friend "Corey" is as mod who is letting him get away with all this.
page 9 save
>Corey makes bait thread
>Alphonse shitposts in in anonymously
>>>/o/15047702
COMPETENT JANITORS/ATTENTIVE MODS WHEN
Does /o/'s moderation staff even know anything about cars or even pay attention to the board? Cobalt SS vs civic shitposting goes unchecked. Camaro shitposting goes unchecked. Corey's fwd vs rwd bait threads go unchecked. Auto vs manual threada go unchecked. Alphonse is still unchecked. This is fucking ridiculous.
>>530541
Mods are the shitposters, I'm fucking calling it.
>>530546
The mods are clearly somehow involved in all this. Either Al and Corey are mods or they are friendly with one
>>530560
Oh they most definitely are based on spam deleting evidence. I don't get why this can't seem to be investigated though.
Daily GM shitting thread (definitely Alphonse):
>>>/o/15051917
FWD shitposting (probably Corey):
>>>/o/15054880
BMW shitposting threads (meme laptimes, golden lel faces and smug anime faces involved, possibly Alphonse or Corey):
>>>/o/15054002
>>>/o/15049573
Thread that started out with a normal question in the OP, immediately got shat up by FWD shitposting:
>>>/o/15051468
Miami "no good cars around here" thread (fits Corey's M.O.):
>>>/o/15049598
There's probably more but I can't be bothered to look through everything right now.
>>530584
Designated greentext shitposting thread is worth mentioning too. Pure cancer and doesn't even work as containment.
Alphonse has already gotten half of Australia range'd. He either has 1000s of ips or is a truck driver with 50 different sim cards.
>>530591
This one?
>>>/o/15054413
>>530594
Australians got half of Australia range banned. Alphonse posting times suggest he is american, and he doesn't shitpost like Australians.
>>530602
Only Alphonse himself would question whether or not it's him. It's obvious and simple logic to anyone with any common sense.
>>530607
That's sarcasm, right? I'm all for deleting shitposting, but you've yet to provide any evidence. Just unfounded claims.
>>530602
It's always the same images, filenames and posting style. It's either him or someone who's doing a really good impression, and it's cancer either way..
So is he australian or american?
>>530620
Kek. He once claimed to be training as an FBI agent, wonder if that's true.
Also some of his shitposts have been around /o/ for a while, used to benchrace years ago when the 911 first got beat around nurburgring by like a couple dozen cars, so no big deal in that regard but fuck when he starts posting his gay porn its annoying.
Should spam /int/ more often though, horrible board
>>530629
I don't think he has his "powers" on /int/ so he can't flood that place. He posts on other boards (/fit/ and /adv/, allegedly) every now and then, but not like he does on /o/.
>>530632
Dont frequent /fit/ and /adv/ so yeah. IIRC it was him with what I assume an australian proxy spamming ''easter'' on /int/. It was pretty funny
As far as /o/ goes most of the shit he does is ''board culture'' he just takes it too far. And honestly the only thing you can do is hide his posts which isn't a big deal, if people did that more often he'd go away
>>530632
All he has to do is cycle airplane mode and he can post a new thread immediately. That's how he spams.
>>530637
Yes, but that would get cleaned up by any competent team of janitors right away.
Unlike /o/, where he's free to bump half the board into the archive before posting that he's "bored now" and suddenly all his spam magically disappears.
>>530634
SHITPOSTING IS NOT BOARD CULTURE.
FASTESTLAPS IS UTTER CANCER
BENCHRACING IS CANCER
and hiding posts doesn't do shit, he'll just keep samefagging or posting "lel they don't respond they got so triggered kek"
>>530629
t. someone who can't handle the banter
>>530639
Moderators are global though, I can only assume mods don't pay attention to /o/
>>530641
just ignore it
>>530648
It's still taking up space on the board and he can ruin any thread he chooses. This must be addressed.
>>530651
it wont, /o/ doesn't have enough traffic for mods to care
>>530647
That's the thing, the shit stays contained on a single board. Mods don't have a reason to care.
>>530664
/o/ is a niche hobby board. That should be actually moderatable compared to fast boards like /v/ which are already designated toilet boards.
>>530675
/v/ is pretty ok if you filter ''souls'' '''cuck'' and ''sony'' desu
>>530687
Same goes for /o/ if you filter "cuck", "fwd" and "compete".
>>530692
well there you have it, 3 word filter saving your favourite board experience
>>530693
Why yes, filtering half the board does improve things.
>>527871
Doesn't matter how fast /qa/ moves, it has an internal archive. If it's not on the archive and it was posted within 7 days then it's deleted. Desu also helpfully tells you.
This applies to any board with an internal archive.
>>>/o/15056405
>>>/o/15056516
>>>/o/15056507
>>>/o/15056769
>>>/o/15056690
He's getting a bit more creative, it seems.
>>530902
Oh come the fuck on, they don't delete FUCKING GAY PORN?
>>528306
That would be awesome.
>>528306
Now that you mention it, didn't he suddenly appear after chink moot took over?
>>531031
not even close
habbeding
>>>/o/15062779
>>>/o/15062091
>>>/o/15060973
>>>/o/15062189
>>>/o/15063068
Alphonse namefagging in at least 3 threads, other 2 are likely him or bandwagonners
>>531686
and of course
>>>/o/15063403
>>531688
another legitimate thread that got shat up with golden lel faces and meme laptimes
>>>/o/15057813
>>531690
another "daily reminder that Ford > GM" thread
>>>/o/15063494
>>531692
more "GM is shit"posting
>>>/o/15063668
>>531714
still at it
>>>/o/15063878
>>531724
AND HERE WE GO
ON FUCKING SUNDAY PASTA
BRACE FOR FLOODING
>>>/o/15063992
Mods clearly delete threads, why not range ban the fuck?
daily dose
>>>/o/15070482
>>>/o/15070517
>>>/o/15070601
>>>/o/15070621
>>>/o/15070460
>>>/o/15070552
>>>/o/15070446
Same threads as yesterday, same text, same images.
>>532702
He just made a gm Lemans one too
>>532706
Yeah, just saw it.
They're still going ham
>>533024
And they're never going to stop, at least not until /o/ gets deleted because driving is dead.
>>533027
Driving isn't dead, it's moderation that's dead.
This is literally the twentieth thread we have had about this Alphonse dude. And not one, I repeat, not one of these threads has made even the most minute influence on Alphonse's behaviour.
And yet, here we go again with thread 21.
You know what? I have an actual question. A question that actually deserves to be asked.
In what region of your oxygen-starved, underdeveloped, useless mass in your thick skull, that supposedly represents your brain, deluded you into believing that this, THIS very thread, was going to be the one that finally convinced the mods to give you a box of Kleenex and have your undivided attention on a board that you DO NOT REALIZE IS NOT /Q/?
>>533041
/qa/ is the most effective way to reach the mods. IRC is a no, feedback is a no, and reporting is pointless although I still do it. /o/ would not take very much effort at all to moderate, being a slower board. I don't see why range banning one faggot is so impossible.
>>533041
It's obviously the literally who himself making the threads.
>>533041
>>533042
>gm fangirls literally BEGGING the mods to range ban me
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!
Face it fags, /o/ is pretty much dead at this point. Alphonse has the power to derail literally any thread he pleases and mods don't do shit. We're mere toys for him to play with.
>>530584
>facts are shitposting
fuck off cuck
>>533050
>gm fangirls literally btfo in their only safespace on 4chan
top kek
>>530641
>FASTESTLAPS IS UTTER CANCER
no faggot, its a proper meme, its much better than any "hurr durr this interior is better" shitposting
literally only some autist would take it seriously
>>533048
Waiting in janitor email, maybe I can acquire the power to fix this.
>>533053
>maybe i can aquire the power to delete posts that trigger me
FTFY
>mods aren't even intervening
GM is finished.
>gm fangirls got so triggered they're begging mods to delete the posts that trigger them
>mods don't do shit
Mods know Ford is GOAT.
Mods know FWD is shit.
Mods = Gods.
>>533042
Why don't more people just put it in feedback, I'll put one in feedback, it's the only one that's been confirmed to be at least discriminatingly scimmed by the mods/admin and such (even if it is by those very same but you take what you can get)
>>533173
I've put in multiple feedback posts. Theyre still going ham.
>>533052
Fastestlaps images are always used in thr context of a post that violates GR3. They are cancer. I don't like interior threads either.
>>533042
>IRC is a no
It shouldn't be considering that Hiro said this in my picture.
So yeah the mods really don't listen to anything Hiro says at all. Complaints SHOULD be allowed on the IRC channels, and the mods should be told straight up Hiro said directly to bring all complaints on there.
>>533652
I created that original thread where Hiro showed up and said that. He was immediately jumped on by everyone, telling him that mods have said not to do that. We can all talk about how things should be, but for the moment we have to work in the now.
>>533656
Doesn't matter what the mods said now. Hiro is king, and whatever Hiro says now goes. Mods have no right to complain about it. And if they say anything tell them Hiro overrides anything they said period. Nipplemod tried that same shit on /a/, to go behind Hiro's back and do whatever he wanted until /a/ pounded him so badly he had to delete the sticky he made.
>>533663
HIRO ISN'T THERE. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE FUCKING ASYLUM WHILE THE OWNER IS AWAY ON VACATION.
>>533664
That's why the users need to fucking stand up to the mods, spam Hiro's twitter telling him to start talking to the mods more often, and tell him to put us first over the mods
>>533666
Shit, you're right.
>>533671
No shit sherlock.
https://twitter.com/hiroyuki_ni
He checks his twitter even if he doesn't tweet so he knows when people are tweeting at him. Make an account, tweet at him, get others to tweet at him, and tell him to get on /qa/ and talk to us about how he can do his job better
>post yfw Alphonse will never be range banned
GM fangirls literally on suicide watch.
>>533601
>Fastestlaps images are always used in thr context of a post that violates GR3.
no they aren't, part of the discussion of automobiles involes performance testing
if some faggot starts shitposting about "muh merikan car" or "muh bimmer" or "muh rwd" is perfectly reasonable to blast the fuck out of him with memelaptimes, it keeps newfaggots away from /o/
people were discussing about laptimes before fastestlaps and people will discuss about laptimes even if fastestlaps are banned
if you dont like discussing laptimes then try another hobby
literally ALL forms of motorsports are about laptimes, even when discussing motorsport
>want to discuss lemans
>laptimes
>want to discuss motogp
>laptimes
>want to discuss drag racing
>E/T
laptimes have always been part of the hobby, always
if you dont like it get into stance, lowriding or any other cuck-tier subculture
>>533680
>all forms of automotive culture*
my bad
>>533680
Fastestlaps images are always used for GR3 violation posts, no exceptions. Performance testing is relevant yes, but there has never been a post with a fastestlaps image that actually contributes to a discussion. It's just bullshit that derails a thread as shitposters go ham with golden meme faces and more fastestlaps images, usually accompaniked with TOP KEK! etc.
More rampant shitposting, threads either derailed or outright shitposting from the get go
>>/o/15073645
>>/o/15073172
>>/o/15077976
>>/o/15076428
>>/o/15077385
>>/o/15077906
>>/o/15077893
>>/o/15077335
>>/o/15077313
>>/o/15064133
>>/o/15074499
>>/o/15077343
>>533685
a post with fastest laptimes derails a thread because butthurt newfaggot fanboys can't deal with a car they don't own is slower
thats the only reason it derails threads, because fangirls get butthurt
there is absolutely NO reason to pander to these kind of people, we should NOT make /o/ a more comfy place for them
if some guy thinsk he can shitpost all he wants about fwd and throw a tantrum because someone posted a screencap of fastestlap where a fwd car is faster, then this guy shiuld be bnned, not the act of posting laptimes comparisons
>GM FANGIRLS LITERALLY BEGGING TO HAVE THREADS DELETED
Suicide watch has officially failed. I'm calling 911 to prevent any more suicides.
>>533687
For fucks sake with this guy. Him and Corey are a fucking cancer that need to be rooted out and killed. Yet the mods are seemingly defending them and allowing them to keep getting away with all this
>>533690
You're not hearing me. If some newfaggot is being actually dumb, I have no problem showing them that chassis > drivetrain, etc.
BUT, actually fucking look at /o/. All that happens following an inital fastestlaps post is golden meme faces and more fastestlaps posts, consecutively "KEK fangirl got so butthurt he isn't replying" etc.
At this point I'm convinced Alphonse and Corey are both autists. No normal troll is this dedicated, this obsessed with something to keep doing it day after day after day.
>>533698
Shitposters are absolutely mentally ill, this is nothing new.
>>533677
top kek
>>533695
>I have no problem showing them that chassis > drivetrain, etc.
thats fine
do it, but you shouldn't try to stop people from posting an image that basically proves he is a huge fag
im not a teacher, i go to /o/ to have a fun time, not to tell people for the 70th time that chassis>drivetrain
they won't listn to you anyway so its useless to explain anywhting
>"KEK fangirl got so butthurt he isn't replying" etc.
and?
he got BTFO for being a retarded rwd shitposter, he deserves it
GM is done
It's over
And the history books will read a single word
>Alphonse
>>533703
kek, this.
>>533702
Have you tried? You'd be amazed what you can learn. /o/ has taught me about panhard bars, how VTEC works, given me a visualization of how a manual transmission ctually works, etc.
It's a hobby board. It shouldn't be like /v/. Make high quality posts and board quality as a whole goes up.
>>533709
yes i have tried
and when i dont understand something i dont make a shitpost on /o/, i google it
if people can't do the same then its not my problem
>>533709
*what someone can learn
Basically shitposting in response to a genuine idiot doesn't improve anything and just makes the board more of a shithole.
>>533709
So, all things you could have just googled? 4chan isn't your hugbox. Nobody had a problem until summer came around and you idiots started crying because you couldn't hanldle the bantz.
>>533710
You're kind of missing the point there, although I did word it poorly. Rather than just shitposting like "RWDcucks on suicide watch!" in response to an idiot, you could talk about what made cars like the Integra Type R DC2 perform so well, such as their suspension design, stitch welding, etc, and then not only do they learn, but others who view the thread can learn as well if they don't know already.
>>533713
You can't google something like panhard bars if you don't know they exist.
>>533718
>this assmad
>>533718
>Rather than just shitposting like "RWDcucks on suicide watch!" in response to an idiot, you could talk about what made cars like the Integra Type R DC2 perform so well, such as their suspension design, stitch welding
or you know, i can not spend my time caring about newfags who don't lurk or know about cars
ITT: summerfags.
You guys really shouldn't spend your summer getting triggered over posts on a anime image board.
>>533728
The car community is shrinking more and more every day and you would rather shitpost than help people learn? Online car communities exist for learning, getting feedback, troubleshooting, etc.
>>533729
I'll trigger your cock in my ass
>>533733
Any time you want, baby.
>>533736
![pd,x400,macbook_air_13-bg,ffffff.u1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/umUThvM.jpg "pd,x400,macbook_air_13-bg,ffffff.u1[1].jpg")
>THIS ASSMAD
>H
>I
>S
>
>A
>S
>S
>M
>A
>D
>>533737
>>533740
Does this guy spam the board every so often, and destroy every thread on the board when he's not spamming?
>>533740
No, /mu/ has literally the worst taste in music and is full of stuck up assholes with "supreme taste".
t. Alphonse
>>533741
He's taking a torch the cancer that has been /o/ for a very long time, and this triggers faggots.
>>533744
From that thread it just looks like he's a faggot shilling his own shit.
>>533745
Oh woops, I had the wrong person
>>533741
Is your mind capable of comprehending that Alphonse isn't the only one shitposting?
>>533750
I'm fully aware he's not the only one, but he's an extremely active one, and really the only one I can name. "Ban [person]" is more articulate than "Ban shitposters".
>>533752
>this assmad
>>533754
They are responsible for flooding the board, yes, but they're not the only fastestlaps etc postesr.
>>>/o/15077775
Another thread ruined.
>>533754
I don't even know corey. I just said I did. You idiots will truly believe anything. Half of the pictures in OP's post are from an anon.
>>533755
>they are responsible for flooding the board
No, once again. I don't know a corey. I usually just get assisted in flooding by a randon anon.
>>533754
"Corey" is a product of samefagging and changing posting style. You faggots will fall for anything.
>>533762
Anon, no, that is 100% word of mouth and could only be proved through a mod posting, which will never happen since it violates the mod contract or some shit like that. His reddit account is just trolling gay subreddits. There is definitely a mod involved based on the deletion of floods when he announces he's done, though.
>>533761
I'm not corey though. It's a random anon from florida. I just said he was my boyfriend. He isn't though.
>>533762
No, we're not. Ever wonder why I always avoiding giving people a timestamp when they were skeptical? Corey isn't my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend since I was 17.
>>533766
I don't though. You idiots got rused. Bait and hook.
I wonder what Al gets out of this? I mean I know he's autistic, but is this all he lives for?
>>533770
this. I always post smug anime pics. I could never resist using one.
>>533771
>projecting this hard
top kek
>>533732
>The car community is shrinking more and more every day
good
more cars for me
>>533776
Are they really so enjoyable if you have no buddies to cruise with? Nobody to ask for a hand during intensive mechanical work? Nobody to race?
>>533779
>Nobody to race?
TIME ATTACK
>>533774
Autism sucks doesn't it Al?
>>533779
All Al does is troll LGBT sub reddits and /o/. That's literally his entire life
>>533788
>You're the only competitor
>>533789
I don't have autism. Nice projection.
>>533790
I literally just turned 18 a month ago. I was a teenager when I was posting then.
>>533794
So you basically admitted you were a underage newfag? No wonder you keep repeating the same things over and over again. That's a sign of Aspergers son.
>>533798
I wouldn't try to label it because that just lets him post
>projecting
over and over again. We all know shitposters have a mental illness. We get it. We've known without you posting.
>>533798
>still this triggered over posts on a anime image trading board
I've been on 4chan since I was 14. I'm older than you. ;^)
>>533801
>still projecting
top kek
>>533807
What brought you to /o/? You found a paradise in the lack of moderation? Other boards would give you a much wider audience. Assuming that is true, of course. We have no reason to believe you, or that you're even the real you apart from filename checking.
>4chan is for serious discussion
>>533791
of course
that way i am always first place
>>533809
>be me
>february of 2015
>17 years old
>see a g/fur thread on /b/
>get ready to spam it with spidy pics
>click on it
>see fur
>get erection
>don't fight it
>become a furry
>after a few months of going between /b/, /hm/ and /fit/ i go to /o/ because i like cars
>was still posting anonymously back then
>saw shitposting
>tried to use logic and reasoning saying "the corvette is faster around SOME tracks but slower around others"
>didn't work
>saw people twisting facts to their advantage
>decided to hop on the band wagon
>1 month later decided to take the name Alphonse from an anime
>used that name to post g/fur in a thread
>keep shitposting for months on end until i arrive here talking to you today
It's not my fault I shitpost. /o/ made me into the person I am today. I tried to use reason, but I found it was way more entertaining to funpost.
Look on the bright side. Once summer is over you'll be gone again. Try to spend your summer not getting triggered by shitposting on a japanese image trading board.
>>533833
I've been here longer than you jackass. You're an incredibly weak minded individual if you fell that far that fast.
>likes cars
>does nothing but shitpost a car community
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE
>>533833
>17 years old
I meant 16 years old.
>>533834
I'll actually pick both. Funposting is awesome.
>>533837
What do you like about cars? No meme answers, something that refers to you and only you, not how other people think of something, etc.
>>533843
I like how they drive
>>533855
:^)
>>533859
>replying to non existent posts
>>533860
>he doesn't ghostpost
How will you commune with your gf
>>533862
>women
>>533864
We're all women on the inside
>>533866
That explains why I'm disgusted with my self sometimes.
>>533869
>tfw
Why does scratching my balls feel so legit
>>533873
That's because there's a lot of baby batter in your sack.
>>533878
>>533833
So not only are you an autist, but you're a furfag at that as well. Wow Al you just even more pathetic
>>533887
Jesus christo, how new are you? I've told this story before.
>>533897
Doesn't excuse you for being an autistic furry Al
>>533901
>being this assmad you got outed as a newfag
>>533903
>still repeating the same things over and over again.
You're not even trying anymore
>>533903
>gets called out for being an autistic furry
>HAHAHAHA YOU'RE JUST A NEWFAG SEE GUYS LOOK AT THE NEWFAG!
>>533907
>>533908
>this bootblasted
ITT: anally ravaged newfags get btfo
>>533912
>>533909
Not even trying anymore Alphonse
>>533915
>not even trying anymore
Just like GM.
>>533916
>computer controlled ignition timing
>people don't know alphonse is a furry
fucking summer, i remember i managed to get him banned the first time he started shitposting
luckly that didn't stop him from beckoming the fantastic shitposter he is today
good times, love u alphonse
>>533929
Alphonse is the starter of the fire that will cleanse /o/
>>533851
Then why do you spend your time shitting up /o/ instead of cruising?
>>534045
Because triggering GM fangirls is fun.
>>534052
You do understand that literally nobody is bothered by the content of your posts, right? The issue is just that you shit up the board with garbage.
>>534107
>this assmad
KEK!
>>534108
I don't think you read my post.
>>534110
He's too retarded to understand logic
>>534145
You literally cannot contain this hurt.
>>>/o/15081608
>>>/o.15081097
>>>/o/15081605
>>>/o/15081570
>>>/o/15080565
>>>/o/15081505
>>>/o/15077893
>>>/o/15081081
>>>/o/15076428
>>>/o/15077335
>>>/o/15077906
>>>/o/15077313
More rampant shitposting/shitposting threads that are hours old and still not deleted
>>534297
>this assmad
>>534052
I don't even like GM. they killed or neutered so many cars to protect the corvette. They fitted third gen camaros with glass T5s so manual ones are worthless. They put the catalytic converter next to the oil cooler on the new Z06. Fucking idiotic decisions constantly.
But the entire board knows that. We don't care because the LS1 $500/afternoon meme is somewhat true. Turd gens and fourth gen camaros are cheap and nice. We're just sick of you ruining threads or making shit new ones.
So if you want to actually trigger people, I'd do what the other poster talked about, and find a larger board and new subject matter. You'll actually trigger way more people.
>>534297
>>>/o/15081618
Why was the image in this post deleted?
*funky mystery music*
>>534715
Showed anime girl butthole
>>534716
Well, that was worth opening the archive for, but why not just delete the whole post then?
>>534718
Mods are faggots and don't delete a blatantly obvious shitpost thread, so who knows.
>>534714
I actually like cars, so I think. I will stay on /o/.
>>534818
If you liked cars you would post constructively.
>>534824
Explain how your brand of shitposting vastly outnumbers any good posts, then. It's not just "a bit more". I bet you've never done more than changing your oil, if you even do that.
>>534826
shitposting≠funposting
>>534827
What the fuck is "funposting" if not posting garbage that violates GR3?
>>534829
>this assmad
>>534835
No, that's still shitposting.
>>534843
no, it's funposting
>>534844
Umaru is so perfect when she is not in hamster form. That show is like, "so close, yet so far." You had a good idea, but then you were like, no, this is too good, gotta fuck it up somehow. So you made the fucking hamster.
>>534844
>off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases,
Violates GR3 and is shitposting.
>>534847
>literally this anally ravaged
>>534850
You are liberally seeping with furry right now.
I hope the mods can see that this faggot is pure and utter cancer and should be nuked from orbit based on his replies in this thread.
>>534853
t. summerfag
>>534856
>people who have had enough of your shit for a year and a half or however long its been are summerfags
>>534860
Who gives a shit? It's all garbage and the fact that nobody picked up on it shows just how garbage you are.
>>534862
>>534863
>t. assmad summerfags who have been outed
You are all puppets in my play. Dance for me, puppets! DANCE!
>>534864
ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʇs noʎ ǝןıɥʍ sǝɯǝɯ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɹɐǝɟ pןnoʍ ı - sd
˙ɹoʇıppǝɹ ɐ
'ǝʌoן ɥʇıʍ
˙ןǝǝʇs ɥbnoɹɥʇ ʇnɔ uɐɔ ɐuɐʇɐʞ ʎɯ - ǝɟıן ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɹɐǝɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq noʎ ǝɯ oʇ ǝsoןɔ uǝʌǝ ǝʌıן noʎ ɟı ˙ʇnoqɐ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sǝɔɐןd ʞɹɐp uı sǝɯǝɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌǝıןǝq ¿ʇɐǝɹɥʇ ʎʇdɯǝ uɐ noʎ buıʌıb ɯ,ı ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
˙sıuǝd ɹnoʎ ɟɟo uıʞsǝɹoɟ ǝɥʇ buıǝɯǝɯ ʎoظ ןǝǝɟ ʎןqɐqoɹd ןןıʍ ı puɐ ʎɥʇɐdɯǝ ou ǝʌɐɥ ı ¿ǝuoǝɯos pǝɯǝɯ uǝʌǝ ɹǝʌǝ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ˙ʍou noʎ ʇɔǝʇoɹd ʇ,uɐɔ ʞɔıʇs ɐ uo ǝʞıʞ ǝןɐʇʎɹıɐɟ ǝsןɐɟ ɹnoʎ ˙noʎ uo ʇıppǝɹ uʍɐɹp ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʍou buıןǝǝɟ ǝq pןnoɥs noʎ ɥɔıɥʍ ɹɐǝɟ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɐǝpı ou ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
˙op oʇ pǝsıɐɹ sɐʍ ı ʇɐɥʍ sı ʇı ˙ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɐ pɐɥ ı ǝɔuıs buıǝɯǝɯ uǝǝq ǝʌ,ı ˙sǝɯɐb oʇuı pǝɯǝɯ ǝʌ,ı ˙sɹǝsn ǝɥʇ pǝɯǝɯ uǝʌǝ puɐ sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎuɐɯ oʇuı pǝɯǝɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı ¿ǝɯıʇ puɐ ǝɔɐds ɥbnoɹɥʇ ǝɯǝɯ noʎ uɐɔ ¿suıɐq sǝן ʇɐ ɥsɐɹɔ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pıp ʇıppǝɹ ǝʞıן - ʎʇıןɐǝɹ oʇuı ǝɯǝɯ noʎ uɐɔ ˙1 ןǝʌǝן sı ʎןsnoɯʎuouɐ buıǝɯǝɯ ˙snoıɹɐןıɥ ǝɹɐ sןןıʞs buıǝɯǝɯ ןnɟıʇıd ɹnoʎ
˙ɔıɹoɥdnǝ ʎɹǝʌ ʇǝb oʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ puɐ - uǝɯǝןʇuǝb buoɹʍ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝʞɔnɟ ǝʌ,noʎ ˙noʎ ǝʞıן ʇ,uop ǝʍ pǝpıɔǝp ǝʌ,ǝʍ ʍou ¿ʇɥbıɹ 'pǝʇuɐʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙ʇıppǝɹ ɟo sʎoq pɐq ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uoıʇɔɐǝɹ ɐ ʇob noʎ 'ǝuop ןןǝʍ
¿ʍoɥs ɹoɟ ʇsnظ sı ɐuɐʇɐʞ ʎɯ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
¿pǝʇdǝɔɔɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɔuɐɹǝןoʇuı puɐ ɯsıɔɐɹ ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʎɐp ןןɐ ʇıppǝɹ ʇnoqɐ ʇıɥs ʞןɐʇ uɐɔ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ
>>534865
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cis? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my understanding post-modernism class, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on DGR women, and I have over 300 confirmed sex changes. I am trained in feminist harassing and I’m the top assaulter in the Trans activist community. You are nothing to me but just another cis. I will wipe you the fuck out with dazzling shallow critiques the likes of which has never been seen before in this country, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me out on my misogyny over the Internet? Think again, cis. As we speak I am contacting my Trans activist friends and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fish raid, fucker. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your laydee peen. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can under privilege you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my walking-around in women's clothes. Not only am I extensively trained in assaulting groups of women as a biological male, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the online harassment dox dropping community and I will use it to its full extent to "suicide" your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little boy. If only you could have known what righteous self-defense your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have checked your fucking privilege. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cis scum. I will shit gender identity all over you and you will drown in it. Fucking die cis scum.
>>534866
noʎ 'ʇuǝuıʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ssɐ ǝןqɐɹǝsıɯ ǝןʇʇıן ɹnoʎ "ǝpıɔıns" oʇ ʇuǝʇxǝ ןןnɟ sʇı oʇ ʇı ǝsn ןןıʍ ı puɐ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ buıddoɹp xop ʇuǝɯssɐɹɐɥ ǝuıןuo ǝɥʇ ɟo ןɐuǝsɹɐ ǝɹıʇuǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ ssǝɔɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı ʇnq 'ǝןɐɯ ןɐɔıboןoıq ɐ sɐ uǝɯoʍ ɟo sdnoɹb buıʇןnɐssɐ uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ʎןǝʌısuǝʇxǝ ı ɯɐ ʎןuo ʇou ˙sǝɥʇoןɔ s,uǝɯoʍ uı punoɹɐ-buıʞןɐʍ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʇsnظ s’ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'sʎɐʍ pǝɹpunɥ uǝʌǝs ɹǝʌo uı noʎ ǝbǝןıʌıɹd ɹǝpun uɐɔ ı puɐ 'ǝɯıʇʎuɐ 'ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝq uɐɔ ı ˙pıʞ 'ǝuop buıʞɔnɟ ǝɹ’noʎ ˙uǝǝd ǝǝpʎɐן ɹnoʎ ןןɐɔ noʎ buıɥʇ ǝןʇʇıן ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ǝɥʇ ʇno sǝdıʍ ʇɐɥʇ pıɐɹ ǝɥʇ ˙ɹǝʞɔnɟ 'pıɐɹ ɥsıɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɹɐdǝɹd ɹǝʇʇǝq noʎ os ʍou ʇɥbıɹ pǝɔɐɹʇ buıǝq sı dı ɹnoʎ puɐ spuǝıɹɟ ʇsıʌıʇɔɐ suɐɹʇ ʎɯ buıʇɔɐʇuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʞɐǝds ǝʍ sɐ ˙sıɔ 'uıɐbɐ ʞuıɥʇ ¿ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʎuʎbosıɯ ʎɯ uo ʇno ǝɯ buıןןɐɔ ɥʇıʍ ʎɐʍɐ ʇǝb uɐɔ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ˙spɹoʍ buıʞɔnɟ ʎɯ ʞɹɐɯ 'ʎɹʇunoɔ sıɥʇ uı ǝɹoɟǝq uǝǝs uǝǝq ɹǝʌǝu sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ɟo sǝʞıן ǝɥʇ sǝnbıʇıɹɔ ʍoןןɐɥs buıןzzɐp ɥʇıʍ ʇno ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ noʎ ǝdıʍ ןןıʍ ı ˙sıɔ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇsnظ ʇnq ǝɯ oʇ buıɥʇou ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇsıʌıʇɔɐ suɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇןnɐssɐ doʇ ǝɥʇ ɯ’ı puɐ buıssɐɹɐɥ ʇsıuıɯǝɟ uı pǝuıɐɹʇ ɯɐ ı ˙sǝbuɐɥɔ xǝs pǝɯɹıɟuoɔ 003 ɹǝʌo ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ 'uǝɯoʍ ɹbp uo spıɐɹ snoɹǝɯnu uı pǝʌןoʌuı uǝǝq ǝʌ’ı puɐ 'ssɐןɔ ɯsıuɹǝpoɯ-ʇsod buıpuɐʇsɹǝpun ʎɯ ɟo doʇ pǝʇɐnpɐɹb ı ʍouʞ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ןן’ı ¿sıɔ ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ǝɯ ʇnoqɐ ʎɐs buıʞɔnɟ ʇsnظ noʎ pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
>>534855
There he reports. There he reports again. Look, everyone! He just banned someone once again! Isn’t he just the coolest janitor around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like beta as you once again type some anon's IP and send the ban request. Or maybe you're not even a janitor. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually become a mod, so you just choose ban him. Oh, and we all know your paycheck. No salary at all, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your hot pockets on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking janitor, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan banning people on some indonesian cartoon board. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a baneposter or an shitposter or something grand, and then you became a janitor. A pathetic no paycheck janitor. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “M-muh quality content” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man banning in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>534867
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>535898
Why? Nobody cares about this thread.
