ERDOGAN SEIZES THE NUKES!!!!
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Turkey is now a 1st world power. Erdogan now has his own nuclear arsenal without ever needing to enrich uranium. What happens next?
http://www.debka.com/article/25553/Turkish-army-Erdogan-seizes-nuclear
>>81366270
NUKE KEBAB
oh my god it's real
>>81366270
fake and gay and retarded, turkey can't detonate American-made nukes without our permission, you are probably underage b&, please fuck off
Time for america to liberate
>>81366270
>1st world power
a what now?
>>81366270
Stupid kikenigger.
>>81366448
>implying you can't just change out the electronics
>>81366270
Fake and gay
nato can shut down the atoms and have probably done it already
theyll be fine
>>81366448
>the security measures devised by our government are foolproof, UNCRACKABLE
>>81366448
do you even meme into reality?
>>81366270
>nato remote-detonates the nukes
>says the turks must have activated them while trying to tamper their security
There are no nukes in Turkey dumbfuck.
Russia would have had conniptions if we had them still.
>>81366270
If (culturally) enriched women were as vital to nukes as enriched uranium is, Sweden would be fucking nuclear superpower #1
>>81366636
Oh yeah just change out the electronics on a nuke. What electronics exactly? Weak bait you kike.
>>81366733
Whaddup
>>81366823
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>>81366823
>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>81366823
>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>81366823
>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE>>81366823
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>>81366823
>>>81366823
THERE IS NO ATTACK ON THE AFB BASE
>>81366636
>>implying you can't just change out the electronics
You can't. The Faildeadlies make sure of that.
>>81366448
arent they allied with russia now?, they can teach how
>>81367468
Just take out the batteries and blow on them.
>>81366636
Just call in the tech geeks and hackers to switch out the electronics and gain access to the mainframe '>'
so who do we nuke first? taking requests
wtf i hate 1st world power now
just shut down the atoms nigga haha ayyy
>>81366270
>>>/b/ tier thread reported
>save the mods the hassle. Delete this shit thread yourself, OP
>>81367518
>shut down the atoms
>>81366270
>What happens next?
NATO shuts off the atoms, duh!
>>81367820
Madagascar
>>81367820
Israel
DEACTIVATE
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__O
__M
__S
>>81366270
#notallnukes
>>81367820
Japan.
With one more nuke they may become normal again.
>>81367872
Hahahahhaahhah how the fuck is nuclear bombing even real hahahahah nigga just shut off the atoms like nigga just detect them with a satellite hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqYnMSUTFGU
PRESS F FOR TURKEY
>>81367616
Turkey really goes in hard for that "everything is ok, go home, be nice to meee" horseshit every time something goes wrong, don't they? Their Baghdad Bob has been working overtime over the past 48 hours.
>>81367872
>shut down the atoms
Hes a nigger/spic
no way could white american on pol be that fucking retarded
>On this episode of Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie test whether or not roaches can really survive nuclear war
>>81367820
Yourselves
>>81367309
Stfu idiot
>>81368013
>>81367518
>>81366733
>shut down the atoms>>81366733
>>81366270
> debka
Never trust that site. It's well known here in Israel as being nothing but lies and conspiracy theories. In some news forums it's been a running joke for many years
I'm not saying this in a "I don't like this site" kind of way, it's literally some guy making up shit based on nothing.
>>81368500
we cant , Erdogan can shit down the atoms
>>81366270
You can't use uranium as a nuclear weapon. You use plutonium, Uranium is not radioactive.
>>81367518
>shut down the atoms
Yeah like they can make absolute zero happen
lel
>>81368704
>Shit down the atoms
This is not India we're talking here my friend.
>>81368703
>making up shit based on nothing
get back in the oven, you're not done.
Rare secret data leak everyone get in here. It's Barrap Obonda's nuclear remote
>>81368703
Agreed.
Debka has been posting absurd, demonstrably false nonsense for over a decade.
Think of it as crisis fanfiction.
>>81367820
>>81367820
russia for maximum habbenings.
>>81369477
Well I guess kek wants it.
Good job starting world war 3 , anão.
>>81367820
yourselves>>81368500
>>81368290
No. They'll build from scratch again and this time Hatsune Miku will be their president.
>>81367820
BRITAIN FIRST
>>81369755
poo'n'loo
>>81366270
fake and gay. IF there was a firefight at Incirlik we would know by now.
>>81367166
This is possible if Turkey actually tries some shit.
>>81368317
Posts like this are why I come here
>>81366270
>USA was literally stupid enough to give mudslime countries like Turkey and Pakistan nukes in the 1st Place
The wrong people won WW2
>>81367820
Israel
Anywhere in Africa
Saudi Arabia
Germany
Take your pick
>>81366270
>What happens next?
Tag teamed by both Russian and USA.
>>81367820
yourselves, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.
>>81367820
Sweden, just put them out of their misery already
>>81369928
piss lam
Serious question, is there ACTUAL way to shut down nukes?
>>81370058
Pakistan made their nukes because India made their nukes.
US didn't help them, if anything the US would have loved to have gone back in time and kept Pakistan from getting them.
>>81370391
Yes. Just contact Sholomo Shekelstein from Israel
>>81370391
Are you for real?
>>81370391
Nuclear bombs are incredibly delicate mechanisms. Throwing a grenade at them will fuck them up enough that they won't be able to start a nuclear reaction.
>>81370058
Turkey just has an air base which houses nuclear weapons for us. IT is what makes us a super power and turkey our bitch. BONG doesn't know how to hold on to empire.
>guys you can just take da nuks and change da electronics and then use em.
This place becomes /b/ agewise more and more with every day
>jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>atoms cannot be shut down
>holocaust was mathematically and physically impossible
and earth is flat right goy? its 2016 and there exists this unintellectual people?
>>81370404
>loved to have gone back in time and kept Pakistan from getting them
Nah. You faggots are the worst kind of mudslime sympathisers. CIA was literally controlling porkistan and giving aid money to the allahu akbars to perpetuate attacks against India until recently
>>81366270
You can literally just shoot them with a big enough gun and they'll just fall apart.
>>81366270
yeah, no he is insane if he thinks this is going to go well.
>>81368317
>Hahahahhaahhah how the fuck is nuclear bombing even real hahahahah nigga just shut off the atoms like nigga just detect them with a satellite hahaha
You're my hero.
>>81366448
It's true, we can just deactivate the atoms desu
>>81368703
>Kikes making shit up
MFW
>>81370820
Haha, why do you think India is that relevant?
>>81368317
O I'm laffin
>>81370883
saved
>>81371208
cuz we wuz aryanz nshit like kashmir n shieeet nigga
>>81368317
kek
>>81366636
>trying to "change out the electronics"
>it wants to update to Windows 10
>my face when
>>81366448
The CIA could leak the codes though.
>>81370145
I second saudi arabia. dubs get.
>>81366448
They can turn off the atoms
>>81370940
Hey, I get that reference my mane
>>81368317
this shit is why I'm still here
Jokes on them
I already deactivated all the atoms, those bombs are nothing but giant football balls.
>>81372737
sounds dangerous
>>81367820
L O N D O N
>>81367309
bitch those nato sharing nukes are there at the us airbase. theres like 50 warheads.
>>81367309
We do.
>>81368500
Roaches don't die from nukes
>>81370391
If you bring the uranium to -273 celsius there is no movment in the atoms so you "shot them down", but this can not stop a moving proton/neutron of breaking the core of a "frozen" atom.
The most important part of a nuke is the detonator
>fun fact, the manhattan project was able to get enriched uranium but was not able to make a detonator since is has to be so perfect that the conventional explosive has to explote all at the same time to compress the uranium core of the nuke
>germans had a detonator which murica stole
the logical think is that this detonator can be shot down from distance but hey, the launch code for us nukes until the 90´s was 00000000
>>81366270
>97 replies
>Page not found
Every time
>>81374260
The gun type bomb didn't need such a detonator. Only the plutonium core Trinity type device.
>>81366448
>can't detonate American-made nukes without our permission,
this retarded
>>81374699
Look up Two Man Rule and Permissive Action Link
>>81367820
Yourselves and isreal
>>81366270
They have rockets they built themselves. Now they have the enriched PLUTONIUM. Retards.Making the bomb is not the hard part. Its getting the enriched Plutonium needed to fuel the fusion reaction of a modern H-bomb.
>>81370058
You're an idiot.
>>81374059
Shots fired
Thread reminder to watch Threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528
you lie; the us would not let that happen
>>81370058
...
Germany lit gave Pakistan the Bomb, by allowing a fucking paki work within that sector in Germany.
You know be progressive and all, so let in foreigners on fucking A-bomb research....
>Again thank you germany...
It's like us they got the tech and do research, but don't make the bombs.
>>81375820
>Now they have the enriched PLUTONIUM
>this unironically jumping the gun
Mehmet, please. There is literally no chance of Turkey getting US nukes. Just trying to get them will lead to a military response.
>>81367468
>>81367623
>>81367808
>>81372123
>What electronics exactly?
The electronics that control the detonation of the conventional explosives that start the nuclear chain reaction. Ultimately a computer of some form sends an electric charge down a set of wires to start the detonation. The only complicated part is that the timing has to be extremely precise or you don't get a nuclear reaction, you just get a conventional explosion and a lot of uranium or plutonium dust every where.
It wouldn't be anything some tard on /g/ could do in an hour. But you're a fucking moron if you think a state actor couldn't do it. Given some time, anyone with a real EE degree (not degree mill degree) could probably do all the calculations and design that part of the bomb.
Whose bright idea was it to store nukes in roachland anyway?
>>81376916
>Just trying to get them will lead to a military response.
>Obama is president
Choose one.
>>81377176
>WE NATO NOW
>>81375162
You are aware you can take the fucking things apart, right?
>>81367166
I'd kek.
>>81377176
Kennedy or Eisenhower. It's the reason Russia put nukes in Cuba
>>81377278
Try. See what happens if you don't remove things in the correct steps.
>>81367872
Why did you shop the flag?
>>81377714
>nobody on earth could ever figure out the correct steps
>not with multiple warheads to inspect and practice on!
This is most likely another "not happening" thread because I can't imagine Erdogan would dare try to actually seize the nukes themselves, or keep them from the U.S. military if the initial act was to keep them out of someone else's hands.
BUT you're a fool if you think a state actor could not disassemble a U.S. nuke, replace the subsystem that controls detonation, reassemble it, and have a fully functioning nuke under their control.
>>81366270
oh hey, i see you're breaking into our bunkers to get our nuclear bombs
>>81367820
Nuke the whales
>>81377049
The problem is the bomb has a design to prevent this. Disassembly without the codes causes it to blow up (non nuclear).
>>81372123
>Something happened
>>81368715
>uranium is not radioactive
U wot m8
>>81368290
pls no
>>81367872
>changing the flag
top fuckboy
>>81378645
The bombs in question are tactical nukes to be dropped from airplanes. They are not strategic missiles that require codes
>>81377714
>See what happens if you don't remove things in the correct steps.
Absolutely nothing. Nuclear weapons wont detonate as a failsafe just because they're being disassembled, if they did then any retard with a screwdriver could set them off on demand.
That kinda defeats the fucking point of having failsafes you retard.
>>81368799
>Yeah like they can make absolute zero happen
I know someone who can.
>>81368317
God I love you anon.
>>81378906
You are wrong. All of them require codes and also to take them apart you connect a device and enter a maintenance code.
>>81378906
All nukes need codes you dumb fuck. You can't even design a nuke to be a free fall bomb.
>>81370391
Yeah, just shut down the atoms.
>>81368317
my sides
>>81370391
the type of nuclear bomb that's in turkey right now has a built in way to fry all the electronics in case of emergency
>>81378940
Fucking this desu.
Also I doubt Erdogan is this fucking retarded and trying to seize the nukes. Unless he wants the entire US military up his ass.
>>81368317
top lel
>>81367820
Mecca.
>>81366448
>"our permission"
>Implying the real control of the wests nuclear weapons doesn't lay with Israel
>>81378940
>What is explosion of the conventional PBX 9502 without detonating the pit, but destroying the pit in a way to render it unsalvageable and contaminating the site?
>>81366270
Awesome, now nuke ankara so I can die.
>>81378906
What do you think we just give Muslim countries active nukes they can use on their own? Our leadership is insane but not that insane.
>>81379204
They are also on a US base with 5000 Americans.
>>81379161
>You can't even design a nuke to be a free fall bomb.
What? That's exactly what a B61 is...
>>81379424
We'll see what happens in November.
>>81368715
Fat man used plutonium, little boy used uranium.
I don't want to intrude on anyone's roleplaying thread and I don't have the time to go to every thread so I just decided to make this. You can use this post as you wish.
1) NATO nuclear sharing is a program where the US agreed to keep nuclear weapons available for use by NATO allies. The weapons were stored and secured by the US, while the hosting nations possessed the delivery systems.
2) There are 50-60 B61 nuclear weapons in Turkey. The exact mods are not public, but would likely be a mix of Mod 4 and Mod 7.
3) The weapons are stored in whats called a Weapon Storage and Security System. These are underground vaults that will store 2-4 weapons and when activated raise the weapons up for access.
4) Bypassing the WS3 without authorization would require enough force that the weapons themselves would likely be damaged or destroyed.
5) Even if the weapons are accessed, they contain safety features that prevent unauthorized use of the weapon. Attempting to bypass these systems physically would render the weapons inoperable.
However, even if the weapons could never be deployed as nuclear weapons, the US would not allow the weapons to become compromised. If the US had reason to believe that the weapons were about to be seized, there are contingency plans that involved everything from personnel on the ground blowing them in place to airstrikes from nearby assets.
The number of times SKYKING is repeated in a message is meaningless.
DEFCON warning system website is little more than fan fiction.
>>81366270
Godammit, Jesus was right.
>>81379557
I think he means explode on contact with the ground rather than electrodes tied to an altimeter.
>>81378906
You're fucking retarded
>>81379431
>contaminating the site?
...so you're suggesting its still viable as a dirty bomb for any retard with a screwdriver who gets their hands on one?
>>81379490
it's fake, gül
>>81367820
requesting mecca
>>81368715
>Uranium is not radioactive.
American education ladies and gentlemen.
>>81368394
It was a bong, they swapped the flags for some reason.
>>81379787
Fissile material tied to delivery systems are not exactly easy to sneak into anywhere for a terrorist attack.
>>81379735
>foolproof technology that can't be broken exists
Just turn off the atoms bro.
>>81367616
Dear mom and dad,
The situation here at Incirlik is greatly exaggerated.
There was a report earlier of a possible sniper, but it appears that the report was not accur
>>81379431
>look at this
>LOOK
>AT
>THIS
>you know what that is?
>an anecdote, an isolated incident
>and you know what that means?
>that this applies to every nuclear bomb we have on Earth right now
>I am 100% right
Amerikanooooo in action yet again.
>>81367820
Sweden
>>81379787
For about 20 square meters, yes. But no, you can't just get them to go off with a screwdriver jammed into some circuits.
>>81380005
But conceivably feasible for a country that is able to steal a viable nuclear warhead from another country in the first place.
I didn't know nukes had fail-safes
nukes are serious business
>>81368317
lel. i remember the original
>>81380167
No shit nukes are serious business. What about "weapon of mass destruction" did you not understand?
>>81380167
why wouldn't the 2nd most dangerous weapon on earth have all kinds of safeties?
>>81379161
>You can't even design a nuke to be a free fall bomb.
Japan would beg to differ.
>>81367328
Bas one, but here is (you) till dig.
>>81367623
The US uses binary nukes, one sphere of fissile material is crushed into a nuclear explosion, which then spews neutrons which activate the second fissile sphere. The electronics that activate the implosion of the first sphere.
Its just a very precise timing circuit with some logic. There is no such thing as a fail deadly unless you're talking about the Russian strategic computer form Dr. Strangelove that was later found to be completely factual.
>>81380162
Yeah but how would they get the fissile material to a target? If they tried to disassemble the fissile material from the delivery system so they could make a dirty bomb. There is no way we would allow them to take them uncontested anyways, even Obama would be forced to stop it.
>>81377049
I hope that Turkey tries to rewire the nukes, and that the US put in anti-tampering measures that cause them to detonate.
>>81379998
Would have been a better meme if it was an American
>>81380465
This desu.
If they actually went for them Erdogan would get his colon perforated by the entire US military
>>81366448
Just switch out the age genders you fuck.
>>81380159
>But no, you can't just get them to go off with a screwdriver jammed into some circuits.
...so you do admit that its conceivable for team with good knowledge about nuclear theory and decent electrical circuitry knowledge could disassemble a nuclear warhead without it going off, especially a well funded team with state backing?
>>81380356
Didn't they calculate the height and drop time, so the nuke would be right above the town for maximal damage when it was dropped down with a timer?
I remember watching a document about this, but it could've been bullshit.
>>81367820
yourself and spraypraint RAID onto it.
>>81379787
>unironicly cites dirty bombs
Nobody in this thread has a fucking clue about nukes.
Is this shit timed with the summer to make perpetuating bullshit easier?
>>81380730
Roaches can survive a nuke though
>>81380825
Yes
>>81366270
Doesn't matter faggot NATO can disable the atoms.
>>81380688
>Didn't they calculate the height and drop time, so the nuke would be right above the town for maximal damage when it was dropped down with a timer?
I thought they had the firing mechanism tied to an altimeter.
>>81367328
Kek
>>81380465
>Yeah but how would they get the fissile material to a target?
In a truck in a nice thick lead box labelled "latvian potatoes" or some shit, just ask the French what sort of damage a random truck can do.
HOLY SHIT ERDOGAN LAUNCHED THE NUKE TO ZIMBABWE
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>>81378645
>it blows up if you sneeze at it wrong
you're dumb as shit
>>81366636
this guy is right -- you just have to swap the hard drives in the ICBM -- any 13 year old with audio visual squad knowledge can do this
i know this because I work for MI6
>>81380902
Oh, that could've been it.
>>81380688
>>81380902
was a barometric altimeter. You want it close to the ground, but not too close, otherwise half of your bomb just pushes into the ground (doing almost nothing).
>>81380825
>>unironicly cites dirty bombs
>Nobody in this thread has a fucking clue about nukes.
Get fissile material from bomb you stole.
Martyr some religious idiots given the job milling that shit down to fine particulate.
Put particular in truck with regular large fertiliser bomb.
Detonate in city centre / other area of economic importance
Congrats, depending of wind conditions that city is now a fucking unusable mess in areas. Much loss in property value.
>>81366448
> turkey can't detonate American-made nukes without our permission,
Hey... hey (You)!
>implying Obama won't just give him the codes
Obama supports the Caliph-Roach. He strongly criticized the "Anti-democratic" NORMAL ROACHES and supported the "Democratic" ISLAMIST SHITBRAIN ROACHES.
What now smart guy???
>>81380688
They used air pressure to estimate height if im not mistaken otherwise the drop would only work with an almost perfect altitude of release.
>>81381290
Didn't fat boy go off target and detonate early?
I'm sure NATO would just stand by and let Islamic extremists sack a nuclear silo. The garrison at that base could probably repel their entire military judging by their "coup."
>>81381311
U235 while much more radioactive than U238 isn't that dangerous. Clean up the dust and its only slightly elevated background radiation.
You want the nasty radioactive isotopes like Cobalt 60.
W-why do you guys know so much about nukes?
>>81380825
maybe because we're not all some anarchists studying the art of war
>>81366270
HERE COMES THE SNOW
>>81381583
>Cobalt 60.
May as well just raid a hospital if you want that.
>>81368703
Kikes have no credibility, now go jerk off to some shekels
>>81381617
>W-why do you guys know so much about nukes?
Because nukes are both cool and terrifying.
>>81381507
No. Its hard to miss when your target is a few hundred feet above the parade field in a city center. But if you can cite your feelings, please do.
>>81381617
I see you weren't highly autistic with a WWII obsession in middle school.
Everything in this thread is on the goddamn Wikipedia page
>>81367820
the jews obviously. Take out jew york, london, and all of kikeland.
>>81368500
>>81369755
>>81370333
Digits confirm
>>81381799
>nothing in TAF can carry nukes
Too heavy for F16/F4/F15?
worst case you put it in the back of a cargo aircraft and throw it out the ramp.
>>81381690
Like those chimps in, where was it, Brazil?
>>81381290
this
mess around with this site and switch between ground and airburst and see the difference
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
>>81366848
Tbh them indjun code talkers did a darn good job during the war
I find it amazing that when USA gets BTFO, they become butthurt, like a little kid who didn't get their ice cream
>>81381829
Because of poor visibility due to cloud cover, the bomb missed its intended detonation point by almost two miles, and damage was somewhat less extensive than that in Hiroshima.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man
>>81366270
>has siezed incirluk base
lol
>90 mid range yield devices
>1st world power
lol
>has any change of detonating them despite PAL detonation prevention
lol
>
>>81381311
>gibberish giveaway of someone who has no clue
https://www.stratfor.com/weekly/biggest-threat-dirty-bombs-pose-panic
>>81372737
dont you mean "circumvent the PAL protection"?
>>81366270
he needs the codes
FUCKING ATOMS HOW DO THEY WORK
>>81382410
*chance
>>81382119
B61s are specifically designed to be carried on Vipers and Eagles and "dropped" via a LABS (Idiot's Loop) Maneuver.
The Mod 12 will fit inside a Lightning II when ready.
>>81381617
>maybe because we're not all some anarchists studying the art of war
I learnt this shit in school nigga get on mine level.
>>81382586
THEY DON'T WORK WHEN NATO SHUTS THEM OFF.
>>81372554
>>81378906
>>81379147
>>81379161
>>81381325
>you don't have to enter a code every day to prevent it from going off
If it's not designed in this way that would be really retarded
>>81382676
well Turkey has a shitload of F16 so that /k/ thread is fucking wrong.
noluyor lan burada
MUH CODES!
Got you covered Turkey, pic related.
>>81366270
If this were a real threat that place would have been already bombed into oblivion, if they intend to do this the only thing stopping them is Russia and is just a matter of time before that place gets erased from the map.
>>81370391
"The B61 also features a "command disable" mechanism, which functions as follows: after entering the correct 3-digit numeric code it is then possible to turn a dial to "DI" and pull back a T-shaped handle which comes away in the user's hand. This action releases a spring-loaded firing pin which fires the percussion cap on an MC4246A thermal battery, powering it up. Electrical power from the thermal battery is sufficient to "fry" the internal circuitry of the bomb, destroying critical mechanisms without causing detonation. This makes the bomb incapable of being used. Any B61 which has had the command disable facility used must be returned to Pantex for repair.[20]
>>81380007
You stupid fuckers tried to develop nukes using heavy water.
Your fucking shitstain of a country doesn't have any right to tell the INVENTORS of nuclear bombs how they work.
Do you even know how neutron bombardment works and how it can render a nuclear bomb inert?
>>81382417
>Much loss in property value.
>Links article about panic and fear being biggest effects.
Keep up anon.
DONT WORRY WE CAN DEACTIVATE THE ATOMS ITS NOT PROBLEM GO BACK TO SLEEP GOY
>>81367820
requesting mecca
>>81366270
Now we enrich them.
...is what the answer would be if Caliph Obongo (Peace Be Upon Him) and Dickless John Kerry weren't running the show.
>Turkey launches a nuke anywhere in the world
>Literally the entire world including Australia, Russia, China, NATO, Africa, whatever, you fucking name it declares war on Turkey
>No World War 3, just a stompfest of a dead country having every last inhabitant and city exterminated and a new government set up
Having nukes changes nothing for them, they can make threats and waggle their fingers but God have mercy on the poor souls if they launch one.
>>81383248
Implying the Manhattan Project wasn't mostly led by Germans.
And, lol anon, I have a physics degree specialising in nuclear and particle physics and dynamics. I'd love to hear how you think you can deactivate a nuclear warhead in flight.
>>81382784
>>81383214
The the bombs were self-exploding anti-tamper bullshit we would have had an accident where it blew up. Especially since planes have crashed with these bombs and they didn't go off.
>>81382519
Remind me of MGS1
We can take vienna finally
>>81383282
What does property value have to do with the inefficiency of dirty bombs?
>>81366270
that's just showing up as a 404 and I can't find anything about nukes?
>>81366448
This man is correct. Those atoms are pure-blooded American patriots, they would never allow themselves to be used for undemocratic purposes by disgusting roaches. They will decay into useless iron before they let anyone fuck with them.
GOD BLESS YOU, ATOMS
>>81383938
The B61s are nice and comfy in their WS3s under US control and not in any way being threatened by Turkey.
>>81366270
Why would Erdogan even want them?
>>81383615
>I have a degree in particle physics but I have no idea what a neutrino is
Nice try kid.
Go read up on the Genie Rocket. This is shit that was figured out by my country while yours was running a fucking open-air reactor and too stupid to figure out that it was poisoning half your country.
>>81383825
keep dreaming croach
>>81367820
Detroit
>>81369477
they can try it but than there will be no Turkey
>>81384068
can't tell if jew shill or not
>>81384180
you have more pride in things you havent done then the physicists had in things they did
>>81367820
yourself and than Saudi Arabia, Quatar, Solaia, Pakistan,...
>>81383825
Hold fast kid, today is gonna be a day of habbenings
>>81384537
somalia
>>81366636
>just change out the electronics
we waz atomic scientists n' sheit
>>81366270
Is North Korea a first world power?
Was South Africa a first world power?
>>81384523
Yes, it must be hard for someone who's only contribution to the world is an inferior brew of whiskey to feel pride in anything.
>>81383804
Second Floor Basement?!?
>>81384180
Much clever such stronk!
>>81379743
That's Dante.
>>81384886
i don't make whisky and you don't develop nuclear weapons
>>81367820
Nuke Toronto, faggots
you won't
>>81385056
>Look at me America! Papa can into nuclear technology too! Holy shit, why is it on fire!?!?!?!?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windscale_fire
Nice to see that particle physics degree didn't come with any history lessons.
>>81385095
>Ireland
>making anything at all
Pick one.
>>81385429
i live in the same town george boole lived and worked in
>>81378645
>>81380569
>>81379735
>WHAT ABOUT MUH ANTI TAMPERING?!
I suppose you guys believe that nobody can crack a safe to.
>>81379735
>Attempting to bypass these systems physically would render the weapons inoperable.
There is no physical system that one man can create that another man cannot compromise. You can make it difficult. You can make it risky. You CANNOT make it impossible.
Again, this (if the report is even remotely accurate) is a non-happening because Erdogan would not try and actually keep or use the weapons himself.
But in the event that a kebab...or anyone else...got their hands on U.S. nukes, only an idiot would assume there was no risk because "muh tamper resistant systuhms!"
>If the US had reason to believe that the weapons were about to be seized, there are contingency plans that involved everything from personnel on the ground blowing them in place to airstrikes from nearby assets.
Exactly. Because they know that their anti-tampering only buys them some time. But while I have little faith in security systems, I do have faith that the U.S. military would wreck anyone trying to get away with U.S. nukes.
But if someone got one and managed to hide it successfully...then I would panic. Because the security systems on the bomb are no guarantee.
>>81385429
That's rich coming from someone posting under a US IP, the flag of a country were seemingly 90% of your fucking white population claims to be descended from the country you're trying to shit on.
>>81368425
Underrated
>>81385598
You mean the ENGLISHMAN, George Boole?
You know you're not helping your case there, right?
>>81383927
Seriously tho the fallout from a dirty bomb is so little that it would be less harmfull than shit like burning wood and the article is about panic of an attack being its selling point not the actual aftermath.
>>81385429
>make tunnel to divert trucks from city traffic
>make tunnel too low to fit trucks
They made this!
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/engineers-claim-there-is-no-design-flaw-in-low-clearance-dublin-tunnel-1.1046502
>>81385784
>Puritans were majority Irish
Jesus England, has all that Islamic cum turned you completely fucking retarded?
>>81385335
>long lasting fires of nuclear material are the same as the fallout of a dirty bomb
Sure know why im the one nobody takes serious.
>>81385916
You said ireland, not irish people
the argument you are making is a funny one for american, what have native americans ever achieved?
>>81370391
newer nukes use a defense mechanism for both use and disabling
I think nukes pre-70s don't have such a mechanism
>>81380239
We all do...that's why it was funny you autistic Irish inbred.
>>81386284
>Shifting the goalpost this hard
You're physicists were straight up told that an air cooled, open pit graphite reactor was a stupid idea, and they went ahead and did it anyways.
And yes, a graphite reactor burning out of control, isn't just equivalent to a dirty bomb, it's worse, because it can directly lead to a meltdown and HAS.
I'm supposed to believe you have a particle physics degree, yet you've never heard of fucking CHERNOBYL?
You need to go huff a big bag of Iodine-131.
>>81386246
You didn't really grasp the point I was making there. At all.
Its ok though, we don't expect much from our younger sibling who's a bit dim but built like a brick shithouse anymore.
>>81378842
tamponrag hello
>>81386673
different paddy m8
>>81367820
Tasmania
>>81376306
Anne Sellors gave a performance for the ages in that one.
>>81385429
They're the #1 export of sexy gingers.
Show some respect.
>>81370940
Kek. That dude got hell. I think he meant there's some mechanism that can be remotely activated to stop the chain reaction.
>>81379161
>>81379557
>>81380356
>>81382784
Are you people retarded? Do you even know the timing precision required to set off an atomic chain reaction? You couldn't just build a nuke in your backyard and set it off with egg-clocks, you need extremely accurately timed simultaneous detonations to set it all off.
Relax, Hillary gave them the codes and everything they needed a long time ago.
>>81387040
>"%90 of White Americans are of Irish heritage"
>Actual numbers are about %11
>"B-b-b-but I-I-I'm n-not wrong you guys! S-s-stop laughing at me!"
You're really really bad at this kid.
You probably shouldn't have dropped out of school to become a soccer-chav.
>>81387536
would a wordclock be accurate enough?
>>81386792
>You're
>ID
>stop shifting the goalpost
>chernobly
Im not british you stupid nigger and even if i were you still had not provided a single rebuttal.
>>81387536
You can still do that with a freefall gravity bomb or otherwise the B61 freefall gravity bomb wouldn't work.
Hell, you can lay it down with a chute and leave it there to go off with a timer.
>>81366270
Fake and gay OP is a faggot.
Hey faggots if it's soooo impossible to detonate american nukes as a third party, then why is one of the US government's biggest fears is having their or another country's nukes fall into the possession of terrorists? I mean they couldn't possibly use it right?
>>81387536
>i dont know what a gun-type assembly is and call other people retarded
>>81387724
I don't think so, how long a word can it spell to?
>>81387776
His point stands: you need perfect timing, or it won't go off. You can't just drop a nuclear bomb and have it explode, you need to set it off just the right way, or nothing of significance happens. You can even blow it up, but if you do it the wrong way again, nothing really happens because it needs a specific sequence of events.
>>81387750
>Get btfo hard
>"Lol not actually English despite my flag!"
>"Your rebuttals don't count because I say so, lol!"
Your stupid ass had never even heard of Windscale until this thread.
You're dumb, and bad at shitposting. I suggest you refer to my previous statement about that bag of Iodine-131.
If the Americans were sensible, the would have implemented a remote moderator divider (graphite etc.) that could be controlled by them, essentially rendering the weapon useless. Anything that can separate the plunger, negating the possibility of critical mass.
Or if they were even more sensible, they would have sold them duds.
>>81387673
Nigga, just about everyone in the US has a little bit of Irish blood at this point.
>>81388289
Go look at the actual numbers you fucking moron.
The majority of White Americans that initially settled the country were Dutch and Englishmen proper.
The Scotch and Irish didn't start immigrating until decades later.
>>81388094
We have a process that renders the nuke Unusable. However the uranium or other radioactive material could conceivably be used to conduct a dirty bomb attack. The nukes would need to be stolen before they could be disabled and it would still be next to impossible to use them without command codes.
>>81388477
who hurt you angry yank?
>>81387673
>criticises me for generalisation.
>makes one in return.
Americans....
>>81388202
>hurr durr
Who cares if i heard of windscale or am a fucking tourist? It doesnt make your non argument valid or do you expect me to rebute a unsupported statement made by someone whos only knowlege about nukes is what he just read up on wikipedia?
Also just use lead it will do the trick.
>>81388484
Most icbm systems are decades old, I have no doubt even turks could figure out how to use them.
>>81388784
they arent ICBM's.
>>81388477
I'm not talking about initial settlers, you illiterate fuck.
In case you hadn't noticed Irish and Italians flooded the country and spread like wildfire, now a couple generations later almost everyone is some fraction Irish.
>>81385767
If a specific code is not entered everyday, the weapon is rendered inoperable. Ask any nuclear weapons maintainer.
>>81388164
Those still require accurate timing devices for any sort of timely reaction. You can't just slam it into the ground.
Besides, B61's are a bit more advanced than the first prototype(s). See pic related. You need to set off a fission device first. So trigger the round part of the diagram, to set the rest of it off.
See the round part surrounded by high explosives? Yeah, go fuck yourself.
>>81388716
>"If I say he's generalizing, then he MUST be! No one is clever enough to see through this ruse!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Americans
"About 33.3 million Americans—10.5% of the total population—reported Irish ancestry in the 2013 American Community Survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau."
>inb4 "lol Wiki isn't a source!"
Like I said bongbaby. You're REALLY bad at this.
Why doesn't the US just detonate them? They don't even have to drop them :D
>>81388784
The disabling device renders all the electronic parts useless it would be more cost effective for them to build their own nuke than steal one of ours. Trust me.
>>81388966
see
>>81389051
You guys are proficient about using the internet to shitpost on 4chan. But you're really quite bad at using it to back up your claims.
But I'm not surprised. /pol/ is notoriously bad at actually researching something that doesn't fit in with their preconceptions.
>>81389013
You have to time it for maximum effect sven not for the reaction to be set in motion.
Also why are you trying to convince people of your bullshit when you cant even be asked to read up on what you are shilling?
>>81389103
If there was an attack on the base the nukes would be permanently disabled. The best they would get is the nuclear material inside. Though it is possible to detonate them if needed so long as the techs are given the proper command codes to do so.
>>81384559
Why is Greece going to finally pay denbts?
>>81389103
Underrated
>>81389051
You seem mad.
>stages fake military coup
>gets into plane and flies in circles somewhere while making fake emergency asylum calls to Germany and the UK
>returns after fake coup is stopped
>first thing he does is to fire 2700 judges
What an ingenious political move. He knew that coup would only solidify the already strong support of his supporters meaning it would strengthen his position. He fires 2700 judges with the claim that they were somehow involved in this treacherous coup. Who chooses and appoints the new judges? Who wants to control the judicial system by implementing people he knows think like him and that won't question his orders? People he can control. Who? The president. Pic related is the president.
That entire coup was just a loud smoke bomb so he could replace 2700 judges without anybody seriously questioning him.
>>81389589
>>81389103
Airburst
>>81368715
>>81379996
just unfuckingbelievable
>>81367820
Toronto
![428px-Fission_bomb_assembly_methods.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BDYoR6J.png "428px-Fission bomb assembly methods.svg[1]")
>>81389330
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B61_nuclear_bomb
>two-stage radiation implosion design.[1]
[1] http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Weapons/B61.html
http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Library/Teller.html
Previous picture posted from this site. It needs a regular high-explosive (very accurate timing) device to set off. A gun design isn't practical for a fusion weapon, as it needs two stages.
>>81389686
>in my coumtry this is illegal to say
Erdogan instigated the coup and is a fucking camwhore.
>>81389940
>nuclear bomb
>fusion
This is what i mean fucking summer is even hitting home for the shills.
![250px-Teller-Ulam_device_3D.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HElioWz.png "250px-Teller-Ulam device 3D.svg[1]")
>>81390141
Are you trolling me? Yes, fusion. It's not the 40's anymore.
I'll quote for you, since the only thing you seem to actually be reading faithfully is the Koran:
>A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon that uses the energy from a primary nuclear fission reaction
>to compress and ignite a secondary nuclear fusion reaction.
>The result is greatly increased explosive power when compared to single-stage fission weapons.
>It is colloquially referred to as a hydrogen bomb or H-bomb because it employs fusion of isotopes of hydrogen.
>The fission stage in such weapons is required to cause the fusion that occurs in thermonuclear weapons.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon
>>81390620
>fission
>fusion
Kill yourself m8
the fucking link in the OP 404'd for me. Anyone else getting that? I need some specifics, I'm guessing these are the ones from the AFB but they're sure as shit not talking about it anywhere publicly.
![smug4-1278528343[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4b7MfDX.jpg "smug4-1278528343[1]")
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