ALEPPO NUKED
EXPLOSION HEAR FROM 100KM AWAY
ITS ALL OVER
HOLY SHIT!!!
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754410911260086273https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754410911260086273
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754410911260086273
>>81354997
Ammunition and explosives depot. Nothing to see here, go home.
Oh that's gotta hurt!
>>81354997
NOT A FUCKING NUKE YOU RETARD
what is Aleppo and why should I care?
>Some people on /pol/ think this is a nuke
>>81355229
Knockoff Israeli flag?
ids habbedings oh my dog :DD:DD
Targeting satellites would detect any nuclear launch on the planet.
Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
WHEN WILL IT BE A NUKE
Fucking hate anti nukers
>>81355406
wtf is that thing
>conflict news
>tfw you can hear nuclear weapons reloading
>>81355897
Fuck off
That's ad hominem. Stop attacking sources
Ouchie wa wa's!
>>81355752
> shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon
> being this fucking dumb
>>81355752
>shut down atoms
Nigga, what?
>>81356005
stop shilling your shitty site
>>81355888
One of the black people who saw a leprechaun?
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
hahaha, good one
>tfw you hear the nukes reloading
>>81356128
>>81356150
never heard of shutting down atoms?
it's the reverse of activating almonds, morons.
All they have to do is reactivate their atoms
>>81356187
Make me
It's has 150k followers. More than you will ever have
Stupid fat wanker
>>81356047
Thats an explosion from a weapon, nuke or not
>>81356047
THAT WAS FROM CHINA STOP SPREAD LIES!
>>81356047
Chinaman took one for the team
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
>shut down atoms
>>81355752
Funniest thing I've read on /pol/ all day.
>>81355752
>Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon
>>81356047
It's beautiful!
>>81355752
ok mr. bean, tell me another one please
>implying you could even fucking look at a nuke that close long enough to take a photo
top kek
>>81355367
They thought the same thing about china explode
People here think that any big blast = nuke
>>81356338
That footage is from that Chinese explosion last year. It wasn't a weapon it was a chemical explosion lmao
>>81355752
>shut down atoms
>>81355752
>shut down muh atoms
British education, ladies and gents
>>81355111
Wasted trips, you stupid leaf. Massive explosions are always worth the detour. Can't wait to see the footage of this one.
>>81356047
FUCK
>>81356330
kek so it is your twitter
get fucked schlomo
>>81355752
>>81356318
I like almonds desu
I feel like you like nuts, too
>>81356047
That was in China fuck off czechoslovashit
>>81356318
>next level baiting
>>81355752
is this a meme?
>>81356047
that was from china lmao
>>81356128
>not recognizing a joke
>being this fucking new
>>81355752
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
And just like that a new meme was born.
>shut down atoms
I can't wait to see where anons use this
>>81354997
first I was like omg not again...
but then
>>81355752
>which can shut down the atoms
Nice save m8
>>81355229
lel Honduras
>>81355752
nigga what?
>>81356778
>h-haha proxy off boys I was just kidding xD
Memes aside, what will this do to Assad's forces?
Seems like a major factory helping the war effort just got fucking wrecked.
Can we actually talk about potential REAL happenings from this you bunch of niggers.
>>81355752
>>81355752
SHUT DOWN THE ATOMS HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA SENPAI
>>81355752
>Shutting down the atoms
I'm pretty sure only Israel could pull that off
>>81355752
>Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>>81356047
>>NO! HIT THE BREAKS!
>I CANT STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT
>>81356629
>believing I own it
JUST FUCK OFF
STOP ATTACKING THE daily mail, defconnews or conflict news
JUST STOP YOU FAT AD HOMONEM FEDORA TIPPER
THE SOURCE MEME IS THE WORST CANCER ON THIS BOARD FUCK YOU
>>81356469
>implying you know anything about fucking nukes
"top kek"
>>81355752
>2016
>not shutting down atoms
Do you even physics?
>>81355752
>>81355229
Allepo is a ISIS/Rebels nest.
>>81356942
>>81356942
Abu Hadjar was told not to smoke near the ammo dump.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
I bet the atoms are not even activated.
>>81356977
fuck off and stop shilling your cancer sites.
>>81355752
>"shut down the atoms"
I couldn't be that stupid if I tried
>>81355752
kek, I want to be in the screenshot.
>>81355752
I don't like activated almonds so I shut down their atoms with the help of NATO.
>>81355229
In syria. ISIS
>>81355752
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shut down the atoms
>>81357133
>2016
>not activating your atoms
its like you dont want gigaton yields man.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
>you will never Shit down atoms
God damn it, now everyone knows we can shut down the atoms.
>>81356942
I DIDNT EXPECT TO HAVE TO USE THIS
>you're very lucky
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
Alright buddy
>>81355752
I hope this is b8, Nigel
>>81354997
>So I told Assad to nuke Syria and he actually did it the absolute madman
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81357218
not in HIS backyard
>>81356047
rip chinaman
What was the state of Aleppo again? Controlled by ISIS or was it already retaken?
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
pro-assad pro-russian ammunition factory
>>81356047
This is from the explosion in China a while back.
>100km = ~62 miles
>curvature of earth = 8 inches per mile squared
>62x62x8 = 30752 (inches under curvature)
>30752/12 = 2562 (feet of curvature)
That explosion should be behind 2562 feet of curvature (around half a mile)
:^)
>>81355752
Funny
Isn't it?
who blew up who in aleppo?
did assad blow up isis..... will he march into turkey now?
>>81355752
/r/4chan here we come!
>>81357218
kek
>japs are so dumb they got nuked TWICE and still didn't figure out they could just turn the atoms off
>>81355752
Oh, yeah I've heard of that they use activated almonds right?
>>81357329
wtf
>>81355752
>>81355752
YOU FOUND US OUT ANON TIME TO GO TO JAIL
>>81355752
>shut down atoms
That's future right there.I hope we don't leave NATO.
>>81355752
>>81357428
half jihadis half assad
>>81356978
>implying that was the toppest you've ever keked
Top kek
>>81357329
That looks pretty cool tbqhwy
>>81357136
It's not my site.
Loads of people post conflict news. See for yourself.
I bet you only believe stuff if Obama says it.
Fat moron
Stay mad. I am going to deliberately shill for conflict news now thank to your hostility towards news sources.
I am not the OP. So how can it be me?
>>81355752
>>81357428
half and half
assad had most
>>81356452
top kek
Dorkins
>>81355752
See you on /r/4chan
>>81356870
Gonna need more like this
>>81354997
Not a nuke m8. Wrong colours.
Still scary though. Probably a fuel depot.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
how are people still streaming in aleppo though, check the facebook livemap lmao
>>81355752
>shut down atoms
A lot of inventive niggers in fucking 4chan.
>>81355752
do they also teach bongs how to hack into databases?
>>81355752
>Not activating your atoms before nuclear launch
Plebs
>>81355752
British Education
>>81357470
well ignoring the ":^)" nukes (which this isn't) are detonated in the troposphere, so yes you would be able to see it from 100k away.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
Maybe in metal gear but this is real life anon
>>81355752
>which can shut down the atoms
Not sure If it's a genuine shitpost
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81357470
It's not per mile squared
It's just per mile
Guys my dad's a high ranking officer in the Army and he said he heard the sound of nuclear weapons reloading and that the generals are deciding whether the turn off the atoms
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81357535
w-wwww-wwait i didnt do anything
>>81357143
Gotcha
>>81357569
>>81357647
So this is a win/win, nice
>>81355752
Haha I get it it's an le epic bait xDD
icnlude me in le screenkap :pppp
SHEEEEIIIIIIIIT
This is what happens when you don't shut down atoms.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
>>81355752
>>81354997
No bright flash lasting a long time, nothing more than a gas tabk explosion.
News says the fire is out. It's over, people. Nothing new going on. Pack it up and go home, because it's over.
>>81357839
>(which this isn't)
So your post doesn't matter then.
>>81357867
Retard detected
>>81357915
DON'T MOVE ANY CLOSER ANON, IT'S OFF TO JAIL WITH YOU
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon
Modern nukes are made out of nuclear protons you idiot
>>81355752
this anon just made WWIII imposible, we just need to shut down the atoms
WINTER CAN'T COME NO MORE
>>81355752
>Straya on vacation
>>81357218
This is the the most I've laughed happening thread since dorner
>>81355752
>anti Nuclear device's
So, if a nuke detonates, NATO scramble into action and deploy neutrino rods into the blast within seconds to mop up the chain reaction?
Or... what? I'm curious to know why you think this is even possible in a controlled detonation?
>>81355752
>Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
>>81358022
annnnnnd
dropped
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
what did he mean by this?
Where does the Tianjin explosion rank on the nuke scale?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nnZntSYjo
>>81358049
Like don't worry boss, i like totally got this one.
>>81357822
I will shut down every atom in your body motherfucker
>>81358211
anyone who says it was only 21 tons of explosive is fucking retarded.
>>81356867
Honduras top faggot here
SCREENCAPS GET YOUR SCREENCAPS
>SCREENCAPS GET YOUR SCREENCAPS
SCREENCAPS GET YOUR SCREENCAPS
>SCREENCAPS GET YOUR SCREENCAPS
shut down the atoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObN0sZ9GYQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObN0sZ9GYQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObN0sZ9GYQA
This wouldn't be the first nuke used in the middle east..
I'd like some video footage of the explosion to see if there is any radioactive interference with cameras like you see in the video I linked.
News says fire is out. It's over.
>>81358049
it wasn't me that shut it down, it was the UN
>>81355752
>British education
>>81357727
>>81356870
that fucking nose
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81358192
>nukes detonate in the troposphere
>this isn't a nuke though
Literally irrelevant. >>81357839
>>81358175
>taking the bait
you fucking mong
>>81355752
I didn't know Gundam SEED was popular in UK.
>>81355752
Jesus fucking christ bongnigger WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!??!?!?!?!?!
WE DON'T WANT THE FUCKING WOGS TO KNOW ABOUT THE FISSION SUPPRESSORS!!!!!!!!!!
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81358357
You think you can fool me anon i see right threw you
>>81355752
I WANNA BE IN THE REDDIT CAP
>>81358389
50 colors of blue balls.
>>81355752
Atoms
SHUT THEM DOWN
Include me in the screen shot
>>81354997
woahdude.ogg
>>81358290
not enough zoomed in words and pictures, try again
>>81355752
OUT OUT OUT
>>81355752
>Bong education
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81358347
woah jesus
Saudis have nukes?
>>81355752
You are too stupid for this world
>>81358290
>blue theme
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
Is this fucker for real?
>>81356047
Oh wow, look at that explosioOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FFFFFFUUUUUUUUHUUUHHUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>81355752
new atom bread?
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81358569
Oy vey!
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
nigga this ain't star trek
>>81358389
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
.
>>81358505
Fuck it, shut it down *poofs*
>>81358390
ruined thanks a fucking lot
>>81355752
I think you mean it shuts down the hyper jews anon
>>81355752
> shut down the atoms
bruh
>>81355752
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE REPLYING TO THIS
>>81358207
wtf texas, its very well written, if you don't want nuclear device to activate you only need to shut down the atoms
>>81358272
Wikipedia says it was 800 tons.
>The second explosion was far larger and involved the detonation of about 800 tonnes of ammonium nitrate
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
Make a bear meme with this, please.
Big deal, fires happen all the time. It's over people, nothing is happening.
>>81358642
Israelis
>>81355752
good riddance
>>81356047
>You will never have your entire fire department vaporized while you record from the truck
>>81358421
m8 he might be Special Ops or something?
Maybe there's a secret ring of satellites armed with kinetically deployed neutrino rods ready to drop at any second?
>>81355752
>tfw this lad shut down my atoms
2016
>Not using activated almonds
>>81358779
>>81358389
>shit
>>81355752
SHUT UP INFIDEL THE ATOM CANNOT BE STOPPED.
>>81356338
>Thats an explosion from a weapon,
Except it wasn't
>>81355752
>include me in the screenshot pls
>>81355752
>not activating your almond atoms
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
kek
>>81355752
Pretty please include me in your /r/4chan post
>>81355752
comedy gold
>>81355752
I'm crying.
>>81355752
Fuck. Were you dropped as a child? KEK.
DUDE TOP KEK SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT A GREAT POST HOLY SHIT IM CRYING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT DAWG FO REAL HOW ARE YOU SO CREATIVE SHIT MAN SUCH A HILARIOUS AND TASTY POST
>>81355752
imma reply to this f.a.m even doe i replied to it already just cuz baka
>>81355752
replying on a epin new maymay
>shut down the atoms
LGTSS
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
But can they deactivate almonds?
>>81356768
>>81357218
Fuck off. Conflict news hater
Fuck mang, I came for another habbening thread to see if I could get any more info and now all I have is de-activated atoms.
fuck sandniggers anyway
>tfw your atoms get shut down
>>81359108
Faggot add me
>>81359141
>>81358389
One of the most frustrating WEBMs i ever saw
>>81355752
put me in the screenshot
>>81354997
Oh I thought you meant Ankara
>>81355752
Nigga, what?
>>81355229
be quiet honduras
>>81355752
JOHNSON THE ATOMS! SHUT THEM DOWN FOR GOD SAKE
>>81359108
Add me too fuckhead, you have my ID
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>>81359207
That's easy peasy; deactivating almonds is peanuts, if you walnut I mean.
>>81355752
put me in the screenshot, eh
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
>he doesn't know about magnetic spin reversers
The NATO missiles make the electrons of the atoms spin backwards, preventing both fission and fusion and canceling out the chain reaction. The only caveat is they have to be used within 500 feet of the nuclear missiles so someone who is ok with an indirect hit could blow up a city before the atomic shut down can commence.
>>81355752
>Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>all these fucking redditors
>>81355752
Nice (You) farming, faggot
Also:
>Shutting down atoms
>>81355752
yeah, i would really appreciate if i ended up on the screenshot
>>81355752
10/10 made me kek hard
>>81355752
>Shut down atoms
The birth of a new maymay?
>>81357839
You're standing in the troposphere you uneducated fuck.
>>81355752
>>81358828
You cant shut down atoms you dumb nigger. Thats not how atoms work. They dont have an off switch.
As far as we know radioactivity is not affected by any physical force. Not temperature, chemistry, gravity, vibration, anything. Nothing can shut down the atoms.
>>81355752
>shut down the atoms
WE GUNDAM SEED NOW
>>81355752
>Shut down the atoms
I'm glad i made this thread..
>>81359324
You win best reply in my book. Made me audibly chuckle.
Good job.
>>81358389
>>81358524
>>81358779
>>81359244
here ya go
>>81355752
This is why I love 4chan
I don't want to be in the freaking screenshot!
SHUT IT DOWN