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It's time, boys. Preparations for moving all capable men to the eastern border have been started. Be safe and good luck.
>>81185256
Pirkkalassa ainakin valmiustasoa kohotetaan kun soittivat äsken
Good luck, Finns. I expect you to take St. Petersburg before Winter.
>>81185737
lol Russia has 70mil manpower
>>81185256
What's going on in Finland now??
First turkey, now this?
>>81185737
I swore to defend my country, not attack those of others
>>81185256
B-mies ilmoittautuu lomille, hajotkaa te muut ryssän luoteihin :DDD
>>81186416
Russia has decided to strike. Due to the situation in Turkey, east Europe and NATO are fragile as fuck right now.
>>81186996
Why the fuck would Russia want this backwater of a country?
>>81186996
Last time they tried to invade Finland they got fucked up hard
>>81187395
They are just taking back something they lost.
>>81186996
Russia is not strong.
>>81186420
>t. cuck cuckennson
>>81187807
Then again, who is?
>>81188080
>t. shitskin
>>81187395
Why did they want it in the 40's?
>>81185256
>all capable men
>Finland
Kek
>>81185256
For real?
IS IT HABBENING?
>>81188694
No.
>>81185256
1 aamussa juu mä en mee mihinkäää paitsi sänkyyn
fuck off
Nyt kyllä tarvitaan vähän kastiketta että uskon
>>81185256
whats going on here?
Upea shitpostaus hermanni.
fuck fuck fuck fuck jets flying here too and two army people showed up to my door telling me i have 15mins to get spare clothes and come to a nearby school field
wheres the source???
>>81188154
Murica
Go get 'em.
>>81189499
WTF WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>>81189725
It's not public yet.
>>81188361
Finnish border was so close to Leningrad they could potentially fire artillery at it without even leaving their country.
OP on kirjaimellisesti ala ikäinen homo Hermanni
I want to believe.
Fuck. I just got call by local military police. Wish me luck, i will be leaving now
>>81185256
I'll come and help you as long as you call me master.
>>81189951
100km north of helsinki. have to go now i think
>>81189951
In b8land.
>>81190174
>>81189972
WHAT THE FUCK
where do you guys live what city????
>>81189499
Älä valehtele hinttari
>>81189451
HC Bullshittery
>>81189499
>>81190174
Samefaging?
This thread is such a bait.
>>81187395
how the fuck Finland is backwater of country?
Kuulin äsken radiosta ydinaseiden latausääniä. Kuumottaa.
>>81189951
>>81190369
>taking the b8
m8..............
>>81185256
First turkey, now Finland?
WHEN WILL THE HAPPENINGS STOP
>>81187647
Why would they even need such a small piece of land, mostly comprised of nothing. When was the last time you took a look at the world map?
I live in the Western coast, about to jump on a boat and get the hell out of here.
I guess this is it then, goodbye Finland.
>no source
Grand Duchy of Finland soon
>>81190369
Pori. I doubt it's anything serious though. My friends on Whatsapp told they got the call too. Guess they are just preparating
SOURCE OR FUCK OFF U CUNT
>>81190174
same here
>>81189856
C O M I C S A N S
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>>81186416
Don't believe everything you read Leaf, jeez.
Ei vittu jos joutuu töihin huomenna, jonkun, Turkin takia.
Onneksi todellisuudessa ei tapahdu mitään.
Fuck this is scary, we got the message also
Regards, Tampere
:DDD
Ei vittu jos joutuu töihin huomenna jonkun Turkin takia.
Onneksi todellisuudessa ei tapahdu yhtään mitään.
C-MAN REPORTING FOR MINE WALKING DUTY :DDDDDDDD
>>81189499
Then why are you still shit posting on 4chan?
I highly doubt of this was true happening tbag you would have time to post
>>81190836
This country is literally nothing than swamps and five cities
Ei saatana. Kukaan muu unohtanut kuinka pinkka kuuluu taitella?
>>81186996
>Russia has decided to strike
>Russia need 4 million additional suicidal alcoholics on top of their 140 million
It's a "/pol/tards don't know absolutely anything about geopolitics" episode again.
I'd be one of the first ones to go (border jaegers), but there isn't anything, so calm down everyone.
>>81191458
>>81191571
>>81191665
>>81191616
POST PICS
HOLY SHIT
IS THIS FOR REAL
YK
YK
YK
this is now a Finnish military spurdo thread
oh you guys..
>tfw sivari
God speed Finn bros. You guys are based.
>:DDD
>>81187807
sure, and the cold war is over right buddy?
>>81192308
gullible faggot
fuck just heard nuclear missile loading sounds btw i live near east border :DDD
>>81185256
Go die in your bunk with your waifu.
Nothing's happening in Finland.
>>81192548
You mean a faggot who won't protect his family and home? I'll come kick your door in, and you won't do shit then, right?
Fuck guys it's really happening
>>81192142
savage
>VOKS PROFIILI 2
>VOKS PROFIILI 2
>VOKS PROFIILI 2
fuck I live in Karelia and I can see army vehicles moving en masse on roads.
>>81185737
Kek, delusional faggot.
>>81191877
Brb gonna get my stompping boots.
>>81192695
>5 different posters in this thread say they got a call
>fellow Amerigoy calls me gullible
>>81190836
It's not, we just say it is to keep people out.
>>81192931
en usko
KEK WILLS IT. IT'S HABBENING
>>81192308
>finland
>allowing photographs to capture their mortal soul
Go outside FINNS, you only have a month left of sunshine this year.
>>81192951
for my fellow Anglos
>>81186120
This isn't EU4, finbro.
>>81193282
You can defeat the Rus for sure for the canon fodder he is but you cant defeat its winter,
>>81186120
But... If you capture Russia, all that manpower will belong to Finland.
Pojat perkele
>>81189987
>implying Finland, a tiny nation, would ever attack Russia and gambling the freedom they attained from you in 1917
>>81188361
Because our borders were too close to St. Petersburg
>>81192931
Hyvä yritys natsi-Jonne.
Onneksi kukaan sinua myötäilevistä 14-vuotiasta amerikkalaista ei ymmärrä mitä tossa lukee.
Muista tämä viesti sitten kun ikää tulee vähän enemmän ja tämä anonyymina edgeily netissä hävettää.
wheres da proof yo? ayy senpai, post that shit, my niggas
>>81193367
nigger how long have you been on 4chan, a day?
c-paper master race
>>81193281
post pic faggot
>>81192917
Quite the opposite. I will be home and able to protect my family. You won't.
I got the call, heatning
>>81185256
Heikki, you're drunk again
Sniper Häyhä's relative is ready to go
>>81193834
Huutista luuserille :D
>>81193971
Yeah, I'll be out there protecting them from ever reaching your ass.
Fucking hell I almost grabbed my gun
First thing to do after actual war breaks out I'm going to shoot OP
Tahdon olla kommenusmies, taistelukenttien turhin mies
wtf is going on
:DDD
>>81193367
U stupid nigger. Quit internet
>>81193281
>karelia
>roads
>so many people believing this shit
pol really is where braincells go to die
>>81194383
Russia is currently invading us according to these RP'ing ylis jonnes
tribs for WWIII
>>81194275
Thanks senpai.
:DDDD
Tupapillu reporting in
>>81192931
FUCK I GOT SAME MESSAGE FROM ARMY. I DONT WANT TO DIEEEE
Lappeenranta (fairly close to the eastern border) reporting in.
Calls being made by the Defense Forces, I'm supposed to be at a certain spot in 1 hour.
WTF is going on? Anyone already at the spot?
>>81185256
Shoutenings starts to this bread
well, you can now say goodbye to your drinking nights in St. Peterburg
>>81194746
You're welcome faggot desu, just swim to sweden before I come back.
:DDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpiZXXLa3HA
>>81190836
We have literally nothing that'd be of any use to Russia, just a bunch of swamps.
Holy shit jets flying every minute above my house
:DDDDDD
:DDDDDDD
>>81194990
>implying you will be coming back
Fins are such shitposting faggots I don't know what is and isn't real
Damn slanty-eyed bastards
>>81192931
GOT THE SAME MESSAGE
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>81195293
>finngolia
>possessing jets
top laff m8ey
:DDDDDDDD
>>81192931
Mitä vid
Itte vaa goisisin ton yli
vittujako minä heräisin unesta puhelimen värähtelyyn ja lähtisin ekalla bussilla menemään, hevonpaskaa
SHOTS FIRED IN IMATRA
SHOTS FIRED IN IMATRA
THIS IS IT LADS
>>81195719
what's it say?
translate pls
>>81193697
the leaf has a really good point.
come on fin bros, Simo that shit up and make more memes
:DDDDDDDDD
:DDDDDDDDDD
EI VITTU LAPPEENRANNASSA ARMEIJAN PASEJA IHAN OIKEESTI. SE ON MENOA NYT POJAT.
THERE'S SOME APC'S ROAMING AROUND EASTERN FINLAND, THIS IS IT BOYS
Im finn living in sweden they sending me ti nylands brigad, good luck friends.
>>81185256
MNOGOKHODOVOCHKA is on its way
>mfw flashback to when the Defence Forces sent that letter describing your war time unit and position a while back to literally everybody who ever served
kuusamo here theres a jet dogfight going on or some shit
>this is the starting phase of world war three
cry wolf faggots and next time Russia invades you for real no one will care
kys gooks
Oh fuck. I dont want do this. Army calling and calling me. I dont fucking die, im 20 yrs old. I cant die.
>>81196555
kekekek
kekke
triplets
>>81195956
ARMY IS JUST SAYING THAT WE HAVE TO GO FAST
ok out of Finarmy spurdos. on to other related images.
>Finnish Cuck Force ever doing anything but sucking a nigger dick
WAIT...
WHAT?
ebin trll :DDDDDD
Go to bed Finnfags
>>81196277
fucking fat sams in the military. had one in my company, he was chill as fuck, but too fat for his own good and had to leave because of injury.
>>81196384
Vitun autisti, ettisit edes googlesta jonku kuvan väittees tueks.
PRAISE KEEK
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I like Finland. Let them take St.Petersburg
fugg.
Fug, who 362 master race here?
KARELIA BACK! COME ON BOYS
>>81185256
>mfw can't kill finnshits together with russians
>>81195839
let the fins roleplay in peace pls
I guess we will find out soon enough
Source that isn't less than 20 people with Finnish flags on a website originally meant for discussing Tibetan cave paintings.
>>81197431
master hot-dogger reporting
>>81186120
You're right.
The Finns will need to send THREE people instead of two.
All memes aside finland bros, is this real? I have a flight to Helsinki tomorrow
Lol literally Protoss vs Zergs
>>81196960
You're going to die ryssäpaska
>>81197168
Appreciate the sentiment comrade. But when you find out what the alcohol tax in Finland is, you will change your mind.
GODDA BEPLOY FASD :DDDDDD
I hope Finland gets blown up just for posting this fake happening
digits confirms
>>81197761
There isn't any, it's all just a prank m8
>>81197607
Proud artillery men saluting their superiors. Absolutely beautiful.
>>81197898
underrated
>>81197604
thx :3
>>81197122
>Those dubs
Oh shi-
>>81197906
No. Or have you seen it in the news?
>>81197906
Helsinki was just nuked m8.
>>81187807
b-but NATO is telling us Russia is the biggest bad... T-tthey aren't lying are they?
SUOMI
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>>81197023
Our fatasses became drivers, funny how the fattest of the bunch had the truck driving permits.
>>81197906
IF U DO NOT WANT THAT PUTIN WILL BLOW YOU UP, DO NOT COME HERE IN ANY CASE. HEARD COUPLE SHOTS COUPLE MINUTES AGO. I LIVE IN IMATRA, VERY CLOSE TO RUSSIA
>>81198311
and nothing of value was lost :DDD
>>81197915
Will you at least kiss me before execution? I.. uh... I d-don't wanna die as a kissless virgin.
>>81185256
>Preparations for moving all capable men to the eastern border have been started
What, you sending out another welcoming group for the rapefugees or something?
>>81198213
No but 4chan is mostly quicker than news stations about things happening in finland.
>>81198311
fug
>>81185256
I'm ready! :3
Rip helsinky :((
>>81187807
they have never been strong.
they have always been willing.
>>81198213
>the news.
>breaking news tonight on Fox. Russia is planning to invade finland, and finland is preparing. We aren't ruining the surprise or cutting the last chord with this news report. Turkey isn't as important as this
Finland confirmed a cuck country t. somali man
>>81197431
362 PSHPTRI
>>81194100
Finally, a chance to pull this card
>Bobrikovs assassination planners grand-grand-child ready for action.
>>81197603
>Baltic russian
>>81195956
"report immediately to____ garrison. Buses leave 0200 hours, and every full hour after that. Prepare to show your id's. If you do not anserw to this call, you will be declared as deserter. FDF."
I think I heard nuclear missiles being loaded
heats
ITT: idiots who don't understand geopolitics, why Finland is important, and why Sweden was molded into a cuck state by the US.
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>>81199145
>Everyone who I don't like is russian
SYVÄ ISKUMME ON
VIHA VOITTAMATON
MEIL ARMOA EI KOTIMAATA
>>81198651
Well 4chan isn't always reliable.
purebreed ethnic finn reporting in
>>81198773
how many mongols have you BLACKED?
>>81198597
relevant:
http://www.hel-looks.com/archive/#20160526_17
>>81185256
The face when not capable.
Finn Bros. I need a good song to listen to when I clean my M39.
Are there any good classic folk type war songs
>>81187807
Kek does not favor this statement.
>>81199744
>http://www.hel-looks.com/big-photos/20160526_13.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING
>>81199297
Reporting in from Umeå army base, CBRN troops are being mobilized.
>ftw group singing this in in the dugout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck_BUUQODaQ
2/16 ei kotiudu koskaan!
God speed lads!
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!!
>>81199362
KOKO ONNEMME KALPAMME KARJESSA ON
EI RINTAMME HELTYA SAATA
t Great Grandfather was in JP/2
>>81185256
pls no, i came back from Kainuu Brigate 5 hours ago for my free time....
kys baitnigger
>>81193814
We could've let German troops pass through though
>>81188621
all 3 of them...
>>81200038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLgi0-IaRCk
>>81198676
Proof is required. Timestamp?
>>81199323
But you should team with finns then
Or do we have to rek you too with Estonia and establish a new Livland?
#MakeLivlandGreatAgain
>>81200856
And here they are.
what a cringeworthy fucking thread. Lol!
>>81199217
report to Ben Garrison
good meme anon
>>81195839
>55 F-18s, 65 BAE hawks
>>81200856
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=finland
>>81200038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4tALfqyME
>>81194772
Translaade plees? :DD
>>81201301
10/10 song.
>>81201085
>But you should team with finns then
Why would I?
>Or do we have to rek you too with Estonia and establish a new Livland?
Try it, snownigger. You're still not in NATO and the murriclaps have bases here and other shit, so you'd get fucked without me even having to move a finger.
>>81200859
>>81201301
Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4jHY8h05jE
>>81192548
>tfw lykkäys and C-babbers in the next draft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRXLyycrVo8
I'M HEARING NUCLEAR WEAPON LOADING NOICES, WW3 CONFIRMED
>>81200208
Said he basically wants to look like a character from an anime show.
West is lost
Good luck Finnish airforce
Breaking news: the Knights of Mannerheim are being called to arms, war is imminent.
>>81187395
for the ebin memes
>>81201361
your guess is as good as mine
>pretty sure Finns are trolling us with their gibberish "language"
Finland trying to be relevant again
vittu painukaa torille saatana
>>81202352
Our meme factories are a strategic resource.
Necromancers are currently trying to resurrect Simo Häyhä. It's officially over, brehs.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81201700
>the murriclaps have bases here and other shit
I think Trump will trump your dreams of a independent Latvia. Latvia has never been a noteworthy country, just let the finnic peoples take control again. #Livonia2016
C-pabbers reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUsxroaiKg
SATU UUSI NYT SUOMESSA SYNTYVÄ ON
SE KASVAA SE RYNTÄÄ SE VOITTAA
>>81202233
Jesus, they are getting reservists from the graves also? It's really happening!!!
>>81202842
Kivääri on raskas kaaaaantaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!11111
>>81201518
>>81201731
I first heard it in the FinnWars mod for Battlefield 1942. Very ebin song, Spurdos.
>>81185256
topp kex
>>81185256
My heart dropped for 2sec before I realized it was only dank spurdo spärde.
They'd fucking draft me too so don't joke about this shit famalams
stop baiting stupid niggers
>>81202900
we wouldn't need that much land, we can't even populate what we have
>>81202393
In short:
>I see you still have troubles remembering basic shit:D
>oh fug here comes da PT xD
>>81202719
Do you think I care about an independent Latvia? It's a joke of a country. We've been fucking ourselves economically ever since we became indpendent. Shit, just look at our economy and how many factories we've closed and how many jobless people we have, even by official numbers alone.
>just let the finnic peoples take control again. #Livonia2016
How about no? You can take Estonia, I don't give a shit. I just don't want you here.
>>81192931
I can't read these memer runes. What is it?
lets go bras
>>81203259
>stupid niggers
>implying there are smart niggers
>>81200038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nPIeoeWmKk
Polkka about a famous battle in the Winter War. Look up the translation
>>81203354
Kek
>>81203259
Prepare to die, Ivan. I will be on the frontline looking for you.
I'ts happening
>>81201361
>>81202393
thats nothing fun realy.
just stupid banter about firing range safety rules
Breaking news! Lapua ammo factory has blown up. Many casualities.
OI NOUSE SUOMI SINUN PÄIVÄS KOITTAA
YÖN UHKA KARKOITETTU ON JO POIS
>>81203198
vojnko mijäkin tula apustamaan sur summen rakenmusta
>>81203259
ole hilja ryssö tai kohtha sijä vuodat kuville että lits läts
>>81204024
Looking for me or for my completely submissive throbbing over-sensitive prostate?
https://youtu.be/NorgJ0zivAA
Holt shit MILITARY CHOPPERS all over Helsinki. What do I do???
pls m8s if ur gonna try to meme the americans at least do it in protocol and with realisim pics so they'll eat it
>>81200795
we had no reason to. when they attacked we let the Germans in and that is why to this day they think they DINDU NUFFING WRONG
Finnish reservists are returning to service.
>>81204446
>I shoot Lapua at a 22 match
nooooooooo
>>81205214
Repent sinner.
>>81198999
>>81185256
Wow hold on bro. Be sure and put your women on a plane to the US before you go. God speed
>>81199323
>coming from Latvia of all countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENSYXvVI2s
>>81205395
Kek
Good one Kimi
>>81204658
>vojnko mijäkin tula apustamaan sur summen rakenmusta
Even google translate has no idea what this means. Bravo!
What should I call this little guy? Apu? Apustus?
>MUST KEEP MEME FOLDERS ORGANIZED
>>81205404
You're a good man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapua_Movement
>>81206139
It's extremely broken finnish on purpose. It's the way apu apustaja "help helper" speaks.
>>81204734
the fuck?
>>81200465
>no finnish gf
>>81206490
Be gentle.
>>81186120
the russian colossus is merely a facade, all you'll need to do is kick in the door and the whole termite infested structure will come crashing down
>>81185256
Where do Leaf volunteers sign up
>>81206457
amazing!
So this lil guy's full name is "apu apustaja"?
>>81192931
Holy shit. I never thought this would be happening.
I wish that would happen here.
One time my platoon had a drunken visit down south in Rovaniemi and we saw some Finns in uniform just standing outside some regular building. What was that for?
>>81206139
>tl: Can I come too to help to build great finland
memefied to be gibberish to all non-natives
>>81186120
Russia has fewer than 150 million people. Typical percentage available as soldiers is about 15%, or 22.5 million for Russia. Finns, you can do this.
>>81207409
they carry bags for rapefugees
>>81207232
Yeah. It hasn't been received too well tho, but I think it's pretty ebun.
>>81206139
It's "Help Helper", or "Helper Frog", Pepe's Finnish mentally challenged cousin. He often relies on "help helpers" to accomplish mundane tasks, like a food help helper to do his groceries for him. However, some times he might even offer help helpenings of his own, like the previously posted Vietnam help helper.
Time for the mostest patrioticest finnishest video on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzGN_tMznDQ
fuck i wish this was true :( there would finally be a conflict worth fighting for, noone cares about turkroaches or dindus
>>81207972
>russia
>not conscripting everyone with legs
They had women fighting in WWII, do you honestly believe they wouldn't have them fight in WWIII?
Also Russia has about 147 million people as of 2016 counting Crimea.
>>81207972
Finland has only 1 000 000 resevists. Guess we have to give them more ammo.
IS FINLAND HAVING A HAPPENING TOO?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>81208592
best ally
>>81208912
Yes, actually, holy fuck. Just saw the news
Hoi, homot.
Mitään ei ole tapahtumassa, ketään ei ole kutsuttu minnekkään, kukaan ei ole menossa rajalle, valmiustasoa ei olla nostamassa t. rajavartiossa rovaniemellä
>>81208592
Once in estonia I had some russian-estonian cashier lady ask me and my friend were soomepoisid and then showed me a bill of 500 euros. She then proceeded to explain something about her poeg kes on soomes :D
>>81186120
shouldnt be a problem
>>81209116
Meekkö vittuhun.
>>81209088
Sauce? Don't care if it's in Finnish.
>>81209445
Ime kukkaa oodini
>>81189451
The white death. I was reading about him hardcore at work. He'd spot Russian snipers because of the light hitting their scopes and he just used iron sights himself.
>>81209523
its biat you retarted leave
>>81209709
>>81209316
Sven, vad fan ska vi göra?
Om Finnland occuperas så är vi de nya "gräns-polarna" och ryssarna gillar nog oss inte så speciellt mycket.
>>81208989
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tannenberg_Line
russia should be very afraid indeed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War
>>81209523
www.iltasanomat.fi/viihde/art-2000000214135.html
