Nigel LBC thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU
>>80472209
Death to pakis
>>80472209
How much longer is Are Nige on for?
(((FATEEM)))
why didnt you call it phone farage general you outbred
alright lad, how about that poo in loo pajeet crying about his wifes son being called a paki? makes you think
ISNT IT FUNNY
>>80472275
20 minutes I think
>>80472209
SWEXIT
have any brit pols got through
>>80472305
Damn, I was hoping we'd have longer
Are you listening obongo?
when will a saviour donald call?
OBAMA BTFO
>>80472275
1 hour 15 mins left
its a 2 hour show
Remember some lad said he was gonna call and use the code word "Rascal".
>>80472355
I wonder what he's doing right now.
>>80472372
And give your name as Donald
>tune in
>some paki whining
>been almost 20 years in britain
>can barely speak english
töpferei
>>80472356
i called in waiting for a call back
>>80472359
E P I C
P
I
C
>>80472402
Eating 7 almonds
>>80472337
>
>She could do what any other person not from EU does - apply for a spouse visa, indefinite leave to remain and then British citizenship
So, Marek too, if he finds a nonfat British wife?
This is pretty comfy.
can one of you brits call in and say a bunch of memes so i can have a giggle and go to bed?
>>80472424
Make sure Mutti gives us a good trade deal or we won't buy BMWs
We need a meme call to spice things up a little
alberto barbosa from kangland phoning in
funny isnt it nige? we got all these cucks literally everywhere and it really makes you think eh
the eu was kangs and shit but now dey not
Can you throw Pewdiepie out of Britain? That would be hilarious.
meme sex
>another guy called David
>>80472493
Yes but he goes to sweden
Donald fucking when?
>>80472493
You can have him back and his brain damaged girlfriend
>>80472564
Someone post that porn gif that looks like his gf
>>80472529
It's Davids all the way down, m8.
Love how the chat window is basically a live /pol/ thread.
>>80472424
>been almost 20 years in britain
>can barely speak english
this is what i hate so much about these poorfag immigrants coming in
i have coworkers that also been here 15-25 years and can only speak single words in german and not full sentences.
i want a language test before immigrating
>>80472554
i am waiting
>>80472484
What money will you even buy them from if your economy crashes?
In a few years you'll be happy if you get Chinese style manufacturing jobs.
And of course the foreigners will still be responsible.
y no one secret david name to sneak in then say name is donald?
great radio voice
>>80472493
I live in the same town as him. I heard he got kicked out of his last flat over noise complaints.
>18 years
>can't speak english
that's the most unbelievable part of this (((story)))
>>80472311
This. Only just started watching
>>80472646
GOD SPEED
Please drop some good memes
>>80472604
funny isn't it?
How long has Farage been a radio host? He's pretty gud broadcaster.
Is this his original profession?
SELCO
i really want some of those sofas
>>80472716
No
He's just a legend
>>80472704
going to ask his opinion on meme magic
>>80472716
Only recent, before he was a politician he traded metals in the city
>>80472716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo
>>80472706
Kek'd.
>>80472694
>that's the most unbelievable part of this (((story)))
Not really because of multiculturalism segregating people into their own little districts. They have no need to integrate.
>>80472604
Probably the highest Youtube viewership numbers they ever had too.
>>80472706
Did you notice Nige drop that line?
>tfw your parents hate nige because they believe lies about him being a racist
I don't get it, they're normally pretty switched on about this sort of thing.
SOMEONE PLEASE CALL IN
someone do a memecall
>>80472666
Checked, Satan!
>>80472637
but anon, expecting people to know the language of the country they're migrating to is RACIST.
phone 03456060973 text 84850
PADDY MICK POTATO BASTARDS BTFO!!!!
anyone get in on a radio show before should i call back now they are onto other topics
>>80472716
He's been a guest on LBC several times. Not sure if he's hosted before though.
>>80472694
>most unbelievable
No. They self segregate. It would be like you going to Capetown and people being confused you don't speak an African tribe language.
>aussie shitposter calling in
>>80472757
really makes you think
here we go
holy fuck this caller
HOLY SHIT ITS A KIWI SHITPOSTER
wew
Did farage seriously just say "We need clear leadership from both sides of the debate."? He pussied out. He was supposed to be the next big candidate. What the fuck.
>>80472637
spreche sie reduziert sehr güt wie diesem?
verstehst du was ich geschreibe?
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH
MY SIDES
lolbutthurt
>real life aussie shitposter
>that cuck
A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
IS THIS SOME AUSSIE SHITPOSTER
fucking bruce shitposting in real life
FUCKING AUSSIE FAGGOT SHITPOSTING IRL
GET OUT FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEE
THIS KEK
AHAHA kek
>>80472886
NZ accent mate
FAGGOT KEK DETECTED
AUSSIE SHITPOSTING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Aussie calling for Are Nige to be arrested.
Sounds like a fucking New Zealander.
>This guy that wants Nigel to be arrested
>Australian shitcaller
>kiwi
no thanks, next caller please
>>80472424
>>80472637
fucking this
so many illegals, been here for decades, have anchor babies who are college age adults, yet can't speak a word of english
Fackin Aussie cunts
DEPORT HIM
rip NZ sheep fucker makes AUS bad cause you americucks dont know the difference between accents
MY BUTT IS RAVAGED AND I BLAME YOU
typical shitposting australian
>>80472886
nah its a fucking sheepshagger
CARL
>carl is on
YOU CAUSED SO MUCH HATE
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>80472927
>>80472932
That's a new zealand accent, m8
KEK, GIVE ME THE POWER TO BTFO THIS KEK
>>80472954
Sorry mate, that's an Aussie accent
>>80472209
>this angry Cuck
>Carl
I DO GET IT
It's Karl the Kiwi Kuck
Fucking aussies\nz
carl ya cunt
>>80472835
thank god we have a direct democracy with based people
sometime in the future i will make a initiative about this. just need some money
Fucking ausshit cunt
>>80472988
All sound the same to be honest mate
Australia pls stop
Karl the Kiwi Kuck. What a fucking disgrace.
IT'S A FUCKING KIWISHIT
NEW ZEALANDER YOU FUCKING RETARDS
is it confirmed Kiwi?
>carl
holy fuck some cunt shitposter from pol
WE TOLD AUSTRALIA TO SHITPOST ON NIGE'S SHOW AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!
HOW CAN NIGE EVEN COMPETE??
B T F O
T
F
O
FUCKING STRAYA
>>80472991
Too hard to tell desu.
GET OUTTA TOWN
Carl pls
>CARL
>TOTAL KEK
LIFE IMITATES ART
He aint no kiwi m8's
You can tell the difference between his vowels.
>defending yourself calmly
Nigel... you're supposed to yell at them, cut them off, and kick them off your program.
Do you Brits not know how to do this radio business?
>>80472991
Fuck off cunt.
Wow, the Hobbit films really fucked Peter Jackson up.
lel, totally ignored him. Fucking Kiwi bastard.
>>80472637
>>80472913
He stepped down to do a TV show.
Of course he pussies out.
NZ not AU. Shitposters aren't cucks
>>80473077
hearty lel
F U N NY
U
N
N
Y
isn't it?
Are fuckin Nige keeping calm the whole time
>>80473094
inshallah
>>80473075
>Not taking credit for your own shitposting
H U M B L E
Carl confirmed shitposter
>immigrant
>you're not welcome here
fugg
Shitposted in real life. KEK
>>80472991
>>80472954
I can't even tell the difference between your flags let alone your accents.
>>80473123
fuck off you sheep fucker cunt
god damn carl the cuck
>>80473122
Still, that kind of shit must still make him feel bad.
GIT OUTTA TOWN. YA NOT WELCOME HERE
>lelsom is more honest
>>80473144
Neither can they, apparently.
>>80473144
The sheepfuckers ruined their chances of changing that.
>>80473122
banter master, only leftists get mad
Fucking Parnell incarnate right there, some latte sipping scarf clad wimpy fuck giving us a bad name
Anyone know how to call in???
love how nige always stays dead calm and brushes aside angry kiwi kucks with ease
Boris confirmed naive
>>80473144
They're both faggots.
ONLY ONE WORD AND IT AIN'T POLITE
OH SHIT CAROL FLINGING THE FUCKING HEAT
>>80473094
>Shitposters aren't cucks
Do you conventionality ignore melbourne?
>>80472209
someone phone in and go full 14/88 gas the kikes using the name ben garrison
>>80473172
Doubt it.
He's probably heard 100x worse during his time in politics.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????
>>80473184
Why would we want a piece of shit leaf you cunt.
This union jack is fantastic.
Its a million times better than any multi culti shit they would throw at it and only /pol/ view it as a cuck stamp libshits shit their pants at the "colonial oppression"
>>80473046
Yeah, desu, I was half shitposting. Nigger had a fucking ever-changing accent. Sounded like a kiwi, then an aussie, then a brit, then an aussie, then a kiwi again
>>80473144
NZ accent is quite distinctive, stronger and more nasal than AUS accent
>>80473195
phone 03456060973 text 84850
Someone should call as Jimmy Rustles.
>>80473203
Th-thanks Dad ;(
>>80473195
The number is on the website, and Nige mentions it frequently.
YOURE
>>80473254
Think you got that backwards, Bong.
>>80473245
>This union jack is fantastic.
Time to rejoin the empire and get rid of that southern cross cuck shit.
Also remove Maori from your anthem too.
>>80472648
>What money will you even buy them from if your economy crashes?
I'd worry about the euro first.
did he just say cunts
Isn't LBC a really lefty radio station?
>>80473254
Fuck off it is. Australians have the nasal twang.
We sound brain dead incapable of pronouncing vowels.
>>80473265
Thanks
>>80473288
NOT
>>>/int/61906466
not carl the cuck, not NZ faggot
>>80473227
Auscucks out
>>80473298
While they have shit like that they dont act like your black ones.
Its a trade off.
Exciting hasn't it?
>>80473331
rip 2 off quads
>>80473184
Fuck off, cunt, we had it first. Aussie cucks have the chance to change their one, so that might save you from having to learn 4th grade shit.
>>80473309
No it's center-right
>>80473326
KEK
>>80473144
Australian o - ow
NZ o -oooo
>>80472954
>>80472991
I'm a New Zealander
Nigel shills get out
has anyone asked nige about the future of ukip?
>May of Theresa
>May
>Theresa
>>80473329
WELCOME
>>80473290
>>80473316
Fuck off, cunts. You've all got your balls in a vice.
ABSOLUTELY TIDDLY
>>80473298
Fuck off mate. We are way fucking superior to your shitland.
>North, South, and Western Islands fighting amongst themselves
top lel.
>>80473365
Didn't Nigel Farage go on once and some lefty radio host yelled at him for the duration?
>>80473254
Correct.
>>80473290
>>80473316
No, he got it right.
>>80473316
Na it's ya mayte ya all spack with ya nase
>>80473380
Fuck off, gay cunt, read >>80473331
Vocaroo and prove him wrong or kill yourself.
Someone needs to call Carswell "cuckswell" on LBC
>shitposter causes a shitstorm in this thread
ϟϟSummon Ben Garrisonϟϟ
I wish Nigel had a regular chat radio show. Not just a phone in, playing some music too
Anything dank come up yet?
Someone please phone in now and have a serious chat with nige but shoehorn some subtle memes into the conversation so we can identify you
>>80473487
DO IT THEN
>>80473387
he's about to talk about it
>>80473459
Yeah he got whinged at by James O'Brien
lefties loved it, but was pretty pathetic desu
>>80473471
>>80473411
Cheers ockers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHOBhgjc1Jc
>>80473425
>Fucks Sheep
>superior
Nice meme bro
OH is blair getting impeached?
>>80473519
>omeone please phone in now and have a serious chat with nige
Hell that's all we need to do. No one else is saying anything of value.
>>80473245
The Union Jack is literally multicultural, a symbol of cultures and races coming together as a nation.
>>80473408
HERE
Why is Nigel stepping down as the UKIP leader and staying in the party?
Nigel Farage IS UKIP.
It would only make sense if he left because UKIP is turning into a meme party that he doesn't agree with, and went off and made a new party.
>>80473567
nothing to impeach him from
Angela Eagle lead the labour party?
my fucking sides
>>80473519
Just throwing in a "Funny, isn't it?" would be enough.
>>80473578
Says the fucking yank?
Wew cuck
Don't you fucking autists see that you poison everything you touch? You make good men look like they have a rabid neo-nazi following and you fuel the propaganda against them. YOU are the ones who make them look evil in the media.
I fucking hate you subhuman fucktards and hope you all die. Stop with the fucking edgy shitposting on everything, bunch of cocksucking faggots.
>>80473561
>>80473425
>UK joins the EEC
>NZ's economy dies
>Invaded by Chinks
Sad!
>>80473450
Well it's not like we can find a good fight anywhere else, present company included.
>>80473593
Hell be back in 2020 as hes said a few times
If we fuck around and dont leave the EU he will be back in the next general election
>>80473557
WOW Whatta accent!
>>80473487
>>80473519
Thiiiisssss
>fucking aussie trying to shit up the thread now
OUT
U
T
>>80473632
>Bring in niggers
>Free the niggers
>Cucked by niggers
People in glass houses, sunshine.
>>80473475
Mah m8, we sound like we've got a blocked nose, you're more nasal
Remember, jews are the quintessential nasal voice. You guys sound closer to jews than us
>>80473519
Someone should banepost.
>>80473623
Don't give up, you're almost there!
Surely after you father your wife's fourth black son, they'll stop calling you a neo-nazi and a racist.
Never punch right. You gain nothing.
ARE NIGE IS BACK
>>80473702
For you
>>80473623
>YOU are the ones who make them look evil in the media.
Good. Fuck the media.
yo britbongs someone call in and give a shoutout to /pol/
>>80473702
You're a big guy, Nige. Good job crashing that union with no survivors.
Sunday Politics Time lads
>>80439471
Sunday Politics Time lads
>>80439471
Sunday Politics Time lads
>>80439471
Sunday Politics Time lads
>>80439471
Sunday Politics Time lads
>>80439471
!
>>80473632
>UK joins the EEC
They already left the EU to avoid being ruled by Brussels. EEC would only put them right back under their rule.
Norway is an EEC country, we put more EU regulations and shit into law than any fucking EU country.
>>80473557
lmao fukken bogan cunt. In the argument between aussies and kiwis, at least we can both agree that bogans are scum
>>80473593
Woolfe will be the new leader
>>80473757
Fuck off
CALL IN----- 0345 60 60 973
I cant call back on phone 03456060973 it keeps telling me that the number wasnt recognised
>>80473702
Was resigning part of your plan?
>>80473769
It happened in the past, m8. UK fucked over NZ's economy by joining.
>>80473757
fuck off cunt
Labour is a big fat mess
Nige was at Wimbledon supporting that traitorous Scotcuck
When did he get his own show?
>>80472209
Fuck I REALLY want to call Are Dear Nige but I'm afraid that it will cost too much.. Have any of you been able to call in yet?
I want to say in and say
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LrYyR613D
>>80473715
>>80473742
You're not Brits and don't get to say shit. The media IS important, maybe in your delusional realm this works but in the real world you need to bring in normies to win votes, nobody wants to be associated with fucking NEET basement dwelling sperglords.
Rational right wing people hate you all, you fuck up things worse than niggers when they move into an area in large numbers.
Should we name drop the Hilary foundation?
>in a lot of trumble
is that a swedish accent?
THANK YOU BASED FOREIGN LADY
>spend a bit of time
>a bit of time
>>80473888
Checked
>>80473882
the aussie/kiwi cuck might have been from here
i say do it
>>80473882
>what is skype call
>>80473882
Kek
>>80473822
I sincerely doubt England would go back into the EU through the backdoor that is EEC just to fuck with NZ.
>>80473909
sounds french to me
>>80473882
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LrYyR613D
Firstly, don't do this because it's not funny. Secondly, you won't be allowed to as I'm sure there is a screening process.
>>80473909
Italian I think
>>80473909
Polish accent this woman
>>80473882
open with GOOD MORNING ya cunt
>>80473882
They'll cut you off as soon as you swear, but you need to do it.
>>80473882
poor Nige has been through enough, dont ruin a comfy show
>Aussie hates on Farage
>French woman likes Farage
Hmm I thought our allies were the commonwealth?
>tfw no qt3.14 redpilled girlfriend
>>80473811
try removing the 0
if that doesnt worth try replace it with the +44 thing
>>80473972
Hey fuck you faggot. It's funny
See
>>80473932
>>80473929
Hmm oka i'll try to figure it out
>>80473928
Any suggestions as to how I should change the call
>>80474009
That's what you get from a prison colony.
>>80473941
You need to learn English proppa innit.
This is not a prediction of what will happen but what DID happen in the past.
>>80473882
do it faggot
>>80473888
>You're not Brits and don't get to say shit
Firstly, obviously the notion that I cannot possibly have a valid opinion on a foreign nation because I don't hold citizenship there is a clear ad hominem, in the purest sense of the word.
Secondly, I said nothing of British politics specifically, I was teaching you a valuable, basic lesson about successful political advocacy from the right. Pretending to be some kind of reasonable, nice guy alternative to the evil racist nazi doesn't make you any less of an evil racist nazi in the eyes of the left. Punching right only weakens your position, because it gives the left moral authority.
Really, you're more of a parochialist than I am, and I'm a white supremacist.
>This guy suggesting that we abolish democracy
this rachel is just a beacon of sunlight
>tfw no ukip gf
>>80474162
>tfw UKIP wife
>>80473882
ITS WORTH IT
JUST DO IT
i dont know what it costs but likely no where near a standard hour's work
become immortalized in /pol/ history if you get it right
i would but i dont have any good material
>>80474112
>step 1: win democratic referendum
>step 2: abolish democracy
>>80474162
GOOD MORNING :D
>He pretends he is writing down comments to their retarded questions
>>80474190
ISN'T IT SWISS CHOCOLATE
>>80474112
For a form Nationalism with a hint of socialism.
anyone else not able to get through?
This is shit, someone give me good material and I'll phone in
sick of all these cucks not phoning
>>80474162
sounds like shes in her forties
>tfw milf fetish
SOMEONE START MAKING A NEW THREAD
>>80473882
At least someone else call and just use this audio
>dont be a cuck
Don't troll are Nige please
Call and say hello from /pol
>>80474007
This
>>80474226
ask him if he thinks meme magic won the referendum
>>80473888
>You're not Brits so you dont get to say shit
>>80474206
NO IT'S SWISS CHEESE YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK
WHATS THE FUCKING NUMBER REEEE
>>80474228
>ywn double team a patriotic housewife with nige
LONDONFAG HERE
Im gonna try and call in, do you lot have any questions you want to ask? Ill trynon your behalf as I really dont know what to say
>>80474289
O shit
>>80474289
WELL YOU'RE NOT FONDUE NOW
>>80474307
Ask what he thinks the future relationship with the anglosphere will be, if there can be anything beyond trade
>>80474226
For the screening, make some shit up about being worried about the result of the referendum because you think that the economy may take a hit from it. Then just ask him if he'll meet up with you for a pint lol
>>80474307
ask him if he wants direct democracy like in switzerland
>>80474226
Ask him what his opinion is on the subversive and massive rise of cultural marxism that has marched hand in hand into western countries.
Mention the communist background of Merkel and many of the EU heads. Also state that our language has faced regression because of these communist ideals.
The word racist and it's concept is a communist one.
>>80474307
meme magic and call immigrants rapists
>>80474307
what inspired you and how did you persevere?
>>80474307
don't downright troll. subtle memes and hello from /pol/ would be great tho
>>80474307
Tell him thank you from germany for btfoing merkel and her burocrats
What do you think about Barrose working for Goldman Sachs?
>>80474307
just bane his shit up
>>80474359
do this but be very buddy-buddy to him like you know him personally
>>80474296
0345 60 60 973
Don't know if you need the british country code or wtf it's called
>>80474307
Just include memes, that's all that matters.
>>80474307
wat do with sandniggers
>>80474226
Ask him if he should rename UKIP. Say you prefer Paths of Light or /pol/.
>>80474111
How many times did you have to readjust your fedora while typing that shite? You just meme'd about some wife's son xD shit and said nothing of substance, don't try to extract some hidden meaning from your previous shitpost you dumb cunt. Its easy to spot the teenager, they'll say they just 'taught' you something.
>>80474436
bump
>>80474307
subtle memes like "funny isn't it" and "they're not laughing now are they"
If you want to get through the call screener, come up with some basic bitch cover story.
Ideas: Pretend to be a remain advocate who supports Nigel, or that you're a minority of some sort who supports leave.
>that fucking virgin advert
loving that song in the easyjet ad
>>80474267
>>80474226
>>80474180
>>80474106
>>80474066
>>80474007
>>80474001
>>80473984
>>80473972
>>80473932
>>80473929
>>80473928
IS THIS A BETTER APPROACH?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrVdzRnSke
ALSO HOW TO SKYPE PHONE IN? HELP HELP ILL DO IT
>>80474307
Bane
>at fucking cunts we recommend
kek
>>80474458
You really don't have anything of substance, huh?
Concern trolling or not, you're going to have to go back (to plebbit).
>>80474493
>all these britbong ads about losing your home and saving money on printers
Oh boy, your economy is really down the shitter, isn't it?
>>80474378
>>80474380
>>80474390
>>80474414
>>80474420
>>80474432
Keepa saying "user busy" ill keep trying
6 MILLION
Remember the 6 million lotto win.
>>80474458
lol faggot have a (you)
6 GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRILION
>>80474508
what the fuck is that voice, sounds like a braindead mexican doing an australian accent
6,000,000
>>80474508
fantastic
>>80474555
i keep getting that too
>don't forget to play in the lotto, goyim
>REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION
>>80474493
>your house will repossessed
>>80474493
is that the one where they bleep the name?
>>80474508
top lad
ANON CALLING!!!
>>80474508
Remove the "facking" or at least save it till the end or they'll cut you off quickly
>Hi Nigel, it's an honour
>>80469866
NEW THREAD
>>80469866
NEW THREAD
>>80469866
NEW THREAD
>>80469866
NEW THREAD
>>80474581
>a braindead mexican doing an australian accent
>posted with an American flag
You know, that might be accurate.
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>80469866
>>80469866
>>80469866
>>80469866
>>80474508
Thats shit
Ask Farage if at any point during his struggle he was close to being barraged by someone in the EU (juncker, etc.)?
>>80474508
No, more retarded lol
HOW DARE YOU SULLY BASED NIGE
>AH FIND YA RAYSEST AT TIMES
>>80474581
HAHAHAA IM AN ANGLO AMERIBLOB I JUST WANT TO TROLL ARE DEAR NIGE
>>80474508
more retarded like start, get downsyndrome or something
>MUH NHS
>>80474517
>>you said nothing of substance
>"You really don't have anything of substance, huh?"
This is called autistic echoing, or echolalia. Thanks for proving my point.
I've been on 4chan for 8 years and am angry at chucklefucks like you who ruined this whole site, the designated containment boards no longer work like they used to.
Fuck off Valerie.
NEW THREAD
>>80469866
>>80469866
>>80469866
>>80469866
NEW THREAD
>>80474508
sounds like ali g
>>80474801
You don't have a 'point'. You're just talking random, meaningless shit. The only point of substance in our entire exchange was my gift to you re: punching right, which you rejected with more asinine garbage. There was no point to respond to anything you've said otherwise because you have nothing of value to add to any conversation.
>>80474801
lol you're trying too hard redditfag
BASED /Pol/iver
