GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU
number might be
+44345 60 60 973 / 0345 60 60 973
Bump - this is gonna be kek worthy.
https://youtu.be/9jAsERpaqQo
FUNNY ISN'T IT.
>>80469866
We need a declaration of solidarity with RIP #kevincook 2016 from Nigel
>>80469866
Thanks, Norbo.
>>80470523
..also need a declaration of condemnation against the activity of Sam Hyde, fucking madman cannot be stopped!
>>80470360
I dunno what it is, but seeing a black woman in any sort of sexual context doesn't turn me on at all
It's like seeing an animal or something, it's just a total null result on my dick. I feel nothing
>>80470324
>look at portugal, they was kings. and greece was kings too.
>turkroaches
kek
That's a biggie, Carl
HE'S BACK
BUMP
>>80474579
First for Swiss Chocolate, Fondue, and Corgis.
>>80469866
>6 million!!!!
>(((coincidence)))
REMAINER ON
MUH NHS
>MUH N H S
IT'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>>80474696
you're that guy aren't ya? >>80474206
>>80474711
pissed myself at the 6 million ad
pretty good banter
>muh racism
>muh NHS
fuck off bitch
This bitch is straight up concern trolling.
its like no other country has any form of healthcare in the world
>I'm not your biggest fan
>I voted remain
>I do find you racist at times
>people from all over the world
>but at the moment only EU people can get in easily
Don't they get this is a much better thing for the NHS?
>>80474718
This woman is an absolute scumbag. Nige is just planning his attack.
>>80471462
YOU ARE READY MY SON.
>>80474740
How did you guess?
CLIMBED EVEREST WITHOUT CRAMPONS
I'M A HAPPY BUNNY
>>80470360
lmao what
are nige is a happy bunny
>>80474798
doge
Shut the fuck up already, Valerie.
uhhh AH Fhind yah raysest at toimes
This woman works for the National Health Service.Just think of that next time you're in a hospital bed.
>literally falling for the EU workers' rights meme
>>80471462
When it comes to pussy.
Black pussy is everywhere yet it has no value.
It's just like our money
>>80474816
That's how British people sound all the time to Americans FYI.
>>80469866
ATTENTION ATTENTION CAN ONE OF YOU BONGS USE THIS AUDIO AND CALL IN TO ARE DEAR NIGE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrVdzRnSke
OR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LrYyR613D
>>80474847
>>80474740
Oy vey I've been discovered.
>>80474816
>CRAMPONS
wtf is that, sounded like tampons.
GET THIS CUNT OFF THE AIR AND GET A REAL MEME ON
gonna need someone to shoop nige's face onto a bunny right now lads
>this is a civilised country
feels good
>I think you're horrible and racist
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE?!
Mixed messages here, woman.
>>80469866
>leading Britain's
>resigns immedieatly
This Val cunt is a twat.
Nige had one objective, objective achieved.
I don't think he's ever been the prime minister or holding actual power so why would he take the reins of Brexiting?
I recall everyone saying 'fair play, good man, you tried and failed' to Salmond for stepping down after indyref failed.
>>80474906
special shoes for climbing
>even a lefty from the gay capital of the UK likes Nige
>>80474872
I've had to deal with the NHS for the past year, nurses are genuinely the fucking worst people I have ever had the displeasure to deal with.
Doctors are fantastic, nurses are shocking
>>80474944
>I recall everyone saying 'fair play, good man, you tried and failed' to Salmond for stepping down after indyref failed.
it's typical hypocrisy anon
BASED LEFT WINGER
Based socialist
>>80474944
>Valerie
BASED BURNLEY
>>80474906
m8, you're on the fucking internet. Search engines are plentiful and easy to use these days
is this the londonfag?
>>80474968
the doctors are based, even if they are poo in loos
genuinely good lads
>>80474944
muh racism though
>>80475033
kek
>inb4 Nigel makes a podcast and it becomes the most popular in Britain
>>80475033
Add another 300 pounds and a NHS uniform and you have Valerie.
>me supporting them fully
what did he mean by this?
>>80474901
bumperino
>>80469866
STAND TOGETHER OR DIE DIVIDED! 1488
>average end
BASED GLEN
FUCKING LEGEND
>you're a legend
good on you lad
>Nigel you're a legend
GLEN YA FOCKING LEDGE M8
SOMEONE CALL IN AND INJECT SUBTLE MEMES FFS
LBC pumping out the Nige reaction images
>as a people
>as a nation
How do all these Britbongs manage to sound so uneducated? I don't understand how Farage sounds like a real stand-up fellow but everyone calling in sounds like a low-class country bumpkin.
>>80475147
>>80475126
>>80475061
>>80475057
>>80474989
>>80474978
>>80474974
>>80474953
>>80474949
>>80474944
>>80474915
>>80474901
>>80474901
>>80474901
DAMNIT MEN CAN WE DO THIS OR DO I HAVE TO BUY GOD DAMN SKYPE CREDITS
SOMEONE FUCKING DO IT REEEEE
>>80474901
How immature
Trust a fat american to only care about meme spouting le funneh voices
>go to commercial
>it's about Nigel
>>80475222
>How do all these Britbongs manage to sound so uneducated?
Brit here. The simple answer is because they are that uneducated.
>>80475224
RIGHT
IM DOING IT
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
>>80475224
DO IT FAGGOT I HAVE NO MONEY BUY YOUR SKYPE CREDITS YOU DONALD NIGGER
>disco 2000 again
cant fucking remember what the ad is about
>Nige says "here are the news"
>the news reports on what Nige said just now
Beautiful.
RYAN REYNOLDS FUCK OFF
Why is some yank telling me about BT's inferior service?
>>80475262
DOES HE SUPPORT DIRECT DEMOCRACY LIKE IN SWITZERLAND?
>>80475262
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE JEWS, PAKIS OR OTHER SAND NIGGERS
>>80475293
Fucking sell out.
>>80475262
MEMES
lines been busy for an hour
>>80475303
DOES NIGE WANT BRITAIN TO ANSCHLUSS THE SWISS CHOCOLATE INDUSTRY?
>>80475262
MEME MAGIC
>>80475303
We already know he does
>>80475306
not going to get arrested
>>80475320
BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! write me a script im not funny enough
>>80475262
you need to be serious to get through screening
>>80475262
What should we do about those focking paki rape gangs, nigel?
Where are the fucking /pol/acks calling in the show?
I thought you guys would be flooding this broadcast
>>80475057
the problem is jealousy. radiographers, nurses, medical scientists, audiologists etc. they are all insanely insecure and jealous of doctors. SO over the years have eroded existing structures to give themselves more 'powers'. Lots of examples but count how many people are not in uniform the next time you go to hospital that ARENT doctors. Would never have happened 10 years ago.
The problem is the only reason doctors are respected and paid more is legally they have ultimate responsibility of the patient. If something goes wrong its always their fault. And a lot can go wrong. Other staff want all the perks without any of the responsibility.
ITS A KIND OF MAGIC
MAGIC
MAGIC
FEEL THE MEME MAGIC
>>80475351
>You're a big guy for this country Nigel
>Merkel wants to crash this union with no survivors
>>80475262
open with GOOD MORNING
>Mohammad loves it
Oh i bet he does.
MOHAMMED LOVES IT
>>80475357
i know so give me some lines
possibly about cultural marxism or whatever idk
literally anything
ill say some serious stuff to nige and slowly deteriorate into memes
>>80475381
M3M3 M4G1C
>Muhammed loves it
>MOHAMMED LOVES IT
>>80475370
There's probably thousands trying to call in, /pol/ isn't enough to overrun one of the biggest radio stations in the UK
Muhammad loves it!
>MOHAMMED LOVES IT
Ads targeted at Mohamed, kek
>>80475222
I can barely understand what they are saying.
>Muhammed loves it
>Mohammed
>>80475238
SORRY PETER BUT KEK WILLS IT
>>80475262
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT JUST CALL IN AND THEN PLAY THE AUDIO WHICHEVER!!!!
>MUHAMMAD LOVES IT
>>80475262
FOLLOW THE PATH OF LIGHT, GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>80475399
this
uhbamer
>>80475370
i am trying
>MOHAMMED LOVES IT
>>80475399
FUCKING THIS
WHAT ABOUT OBAHMAH?
>>80475438
New mene?
oi de moolimz luv it
>>80475468
Yeah, I'm gonna need sauce here, son
>>80475468
HNNNNGGGGGG
QUITE INTERESTING ISN'T IT?
I wonder what Mohammed thinks about it? Does he like it?
REMAINIACS
>>80475262
give me some real ideas im not saying nigger or paki on the fucking radio ill get arrested
give me some serious lines and ill squeeze memes in then ill ask a funny question at the end
>Muhammed loves it
>>80475468
nice beautiful white woman
REMAINIACS
>>80475496
>>80475507
>>80475468
my gf
do not steal
do not post
>>80475516
GOOD MORNING
>>80475563
ew nigger, get that shit off here
>>80475516
IT'S A BIG OPPORTUNITY ISN'T IT?
>>80475558
Fuck off cunt, I'll bite your face
FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>80475351
Nigel Farage? My name's Bill Wilson, I'm MI5. You're a big guy and we're crashing this Union with no survivors.
>>80469866
Kek please bless this thread, let pol get though to our nige
>>80475563
pretty fucking disgusting tbqh
anyone else watching Daily Politics at the same time?
>tfw no Isabell Oakshott gf
>>80475603
MATE THE FUCKING BONGS AREN"T GONNA USE MY DAMN AUDIO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOO
>member of ukip for 23 years
;_;7
BASED JO
1400 +88
>>80475399
>I can't wait for us to finally remove this mask of EU member and take back our sovereignty
>You're a big guy for this country Nigel,
>For you to accomplish what you've accomplished is nothing short of extraordinary
>The EU was threatening to crash the global economy with no survivors
>>80475652
Praise KeK
>>80475688
Kek is with us.
Caller calling out at Cuckswell and putting Nige in an awkward position
>>80475673
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>RESOLVE
RESOLVE
>RESOLVE
RESOLVE
>RESOLVE
>>80475563
she looks mixed with white
>>80475641
what in the hell is he drinking
>>80475351
DUDE JUST SAY
>>80475650
THEN SAY "MY mate wants to chime in too"
THEN PLAY ONE OF THE VACAROOS!!!!!!
>>80475758
She is now.
>>80475544
Banepost
you idiots i just got through and heard another line crossed and some one was yelling someone was a cunt and laughing i told them i am dan asking if it was nigels plan to leave post brexit
KEK IS HERE
>>80475777
o shit nigger
When does this finish? I want to watch the F1 at 12
>>80475766
I dont think hes even trying to call in
Ive been trying for an hour and no luck
such is life
>>80475777
>>80475800
holy shit
>>80475777
Praise Kek.
>>80475777
>GiBS
>i'm not racist, i let my daughters get fucked by niggers
S E X Y
E
X
Y
Someone call in from Cucksfield or something
>My daughter is married to a South African
KEK
>im not racist...
jesus why do they keep saying this,
>>80475826
i will when someone gives me a real idea
im not getting arrested i told you
and i cant just call in with a one liner he might par me off and ill be a total mug
i need a topic and a few lines
>>80475777
oh my god
>>80475777
Praise him. Praise kek
>>80475875
SEXY BREXIT
>>80475883
yeah, hopefully its a white one.
>>80475865
can't make this shit up
>>80475777
>>80475800
>>80475866
>>80475888
>>80475900
It's happening's
>>80475898
Something like this: >>80475691
Needs a bit more to fill in the blanks
>>80475893
Because he's racist and really wanna tell the world he is
Lee is autistic as fuck
DEPLORABLE
Lads I was the one who asked about Umuna
how did you think I went, I have asbergers so I can't exactly get my words out well but I tried my best
DEPLORABLE
>>80475888
WOOOAAH FUKIN CHECKED
>>80475952
BAFFLING
>>80475777
>>80475800
Chek'd for Kek.
>>80475827
>showing the edited version
>too lazy to shoop it in the actual screen
APPLY YOURSELF
>>80475955
why didn't you meme, cunt
>>80475946
got it, im gonna try ring in until i get through
>this conservative woman caller almost in tears calling UKIP "redundant"
Kek
>All these doubles and trips
>>80475563
look at those biceps
>>80475955
you were fine if you wanted to pass as a normie
where were the memes though. 2/10
>>80475955
>didn't inject any memes
You failed.
>>80475888
>>80475944
PRAISE
KEK
>>80475888
PRAISE KEK
>>80475955
well done lad
>>80476001
>>80476024
wanted to ask a decent question didn't I
also forgot to consult here, would've slipped something in if I could
forgive me lads :B
LIES!
IT'S 12.46!
>>80475691
fucking this desu
>>80475955
you did okay, we obviously couldn't tell you were an anon
>>80475955
kill yourself
>>80475944
Your digits confirm that it is happening.
Now we just need to find out what it is. Race war now?
>>80475955
It's "Asperger's", you fucking aspie. As in, the syndrome named after Asperger.
IM NOT LOOKING OUT FOR YOU CYCLIST SCUM
Someone ask Farage what he thinks of Corbyn crashing the Labour party with no survivors and if he thinks Jeremy is a big enough guy to do it
I HATE CYCLISTS
>>80475955
Missed it but you were probably fine, stop worrying about what others think of you and relax m8.
>>80476093
Not race war then. Terrorist attack imminent?
>>80469866
Wait what does Lucky Boys Confusion have to do with anything?
>>80476105
Asperger detected
>>80476115
These ads are fucking gay, f4m
>>80475351
>GOOD MORNING
>Nigel Farage? My name's Bill Wilson, I'm MI5. You're a big guy and we're crashing this Union with no survivors.
>My mate wants to chime in too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrVdzRnSke
>>80475955
>no bane
>no mention of Umuna calling the working class human garbage online
3/10, not cringeworthy atleast
im trying to phone
alberto barbosa from leicester (im not really)
but the phone is saying user busy so im gonna keep trying till i get through
>>80476134
N-no, f-fuck off
>>80476120
Political upheaval?
>>80476115
CRASH THE BIKES
RACE WAR NOW
i am through prepare for meme magic
>>80476155
MAGIC MEME
>>80476167
>select all the bicycles
Praise Kek.
"uhh, hurr, I like really like moi retarded brother who is on a tricycle on the M1. Cud yoo please like look out for him giuse lol."
>>80476155
>>80476179
try to be subtle and don`t go full sperg
>>80469866
STAND TOGETHER OR DIE DIVIDED!
>1488
>WhitePrideWorldWide
>>80476006
Ask him what the next step in his master plan is
>>80476119
>No New Zealand
What the fuck?
>>80476166
Political upheaval where? The US?
next call will be willed by kek happening
>>80476212
gonna ask his opinion on kik
>>80476166
I'd upheave that
Is it radio graffiti time?
10 min left!
>I'm not racist
for fucks sake
>all these cunts bumming nigel hard tho
abit pointless
>>80476244
Confirmed!
>>80476262
03 45 6060 973
Get on it, cunts
are any of you guys warren?
the master plan?
STOP SAYING "IM NOT RACIST" JESUS CHRIST, DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THE FAGGOT LEFTIES, WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING THEM AMMUNITION
>>80476275
Wish they'd leave based Nigey along he's been through some shit.
>>80476260
genuinly am through i am oliver get ready
>>80476288
final solution
>>80475777
>>80475800
>>80475866
>>80475888
>>80475900
>>80475944
>>80475955
Endtimes are upon us.... my digits confirm
>>80476232
Here you go m8.
>>80476272
One will slip up eventually "I'm a racist" Then spaghettis for 2 minutes and hangs up.
>>80476300
he is a faggot leftie
>>80476006
>I can't wait for us to finally remove this mask of EU member and take back our sovereignty
>Even though at first it might be extremely painful
>You're a big guy for this country Nigel,
>For you to accomplish what you've accomplished is nothing short of extraordinary, congratulations.
>The EU was threatening to crash the global economy with no survivors
>What's the next step in your master plan?
>>80476325
No, the great times are upon us.
For kek wills the rebirth of nationalism.
>I'm not racist...
STOP. YOU ARE OPERATING WITHIN THEIR FRAMEWORK, SIMPS.
>>80476266
Kek says yes.
>>80476315
K. Keep me posted.
>UKIP "manifesto"
I like the sound of this
Hehehe this looks fun
Someone get through!
IM TRYING TO TALK ABOUT FREE TRADE WITH RUSSIA BUT CANT GET THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>one trick pony
What did he mean by this.
i am listening to the show through the phone
>>80476155
If you get through say "Well congratulations, we're leaving the EU. What's the next step of your masterplan?
>We are big enough
>We are good enough
>And gosh darn it, people like us
Please someone call up and say that they ARE a racist
>>80476315
Mention John Oliver and current year.
someone do alex is a stupid nigger?
>>80476281
>user busy
Its impossible to get through
>>80476458
No, ill do memes at the end if i get through
what's the point of this show lel he's just repeating himself
Britcucks let us down this episode
>>80476487
ikr
will be last call gonna doit
>>80476459
kekkk
>>80476533
memes
>>80476315
Say "It's 2016 I mean come on why are we leaving the EU we should be building bridges not taking them down"
>>80476487
Gay
KEK LOVES US
>>80476504
Keep faith, lad. Still time left.
Can't call at the moment. Text in though.
Hope he at least reads it after the show.
has trump done this? should he?
>>80476411
>>80476533
hang in there, getting dubs left and right
>>80476315
please be true
SOMEONE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>80476619
no and no
>>80476627
im still trying
oll defo call next time if i dont make it
>>80476315
Make us proud, Oliver
HOLY SHIT IT'S OLIVER
OLIVER OUR BOY ?
OLIVER
OLIVER!!!!!!
>>80476480
do you know which nigger keemstar was referring to?
>Oliver
FUCKING IDIOT
>>80476315
MAD MAN YOU'RE ON AIR
FUCK YOU OLIVER YOU CUNT
STOLE MY SPOT
JEW SIGHTED
OLIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Oliver!
OLIVER
GOOD AFTERNOON.
>>80476619
No and definitely not.
But I'd watch it.
MADMAN
KEK AHAHAHHAA
LMAO TOP CRINGE
Fuck that was cringey
oh boy
kek
meme magic
>>80476698
MEME MAGIC
"Keeeek"
Dear lord why
I had to mute the stream, I can't fucking deal with this
goddammit that sucked
HOW WILL MEME MAGIC AFFECT UKIP
OLIVER YOU MADMAN
WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEME MAGIC
OLIVER
meme magic ON AIR
MEME MAGIC
IT'S KEK FOOL
KEHK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
OH SHIT, HERE WE GO
OLIVER YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND
OLIVER YOU FUCKING MADMAN
>>80476720
KEK AND MEME MAGIC
OLIVER YOU ARE FUCKING BASED HOLY SHIT
HE DID IT
>Keek
LAST
CALLER
BEST
CALLER
KEK AND MEME MAGIC GUIDE UKIP
KEEK AND MEME MAGIC, YOU GLOURIOUS BASTARD.
HE THINKS THEY ARE ANTI EU GROUPS
OLIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEME MAGICC
KEK AND MEME MAGIC
FUCKING CRINGE
OLIVER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMA
KEEK AND MEME MAGIC
OLIVER
>>80476729
WE DIIIIID IT LAAAAADS
MEEEEME MAGIC
oh god
the cringe
"keek"
Fucking hell.
OLIVER
HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Absolute meme man.
Holy shit that was terrible.
>something odd going on here
OOOOOOOHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCCCKK
OLIVER YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>keek
what did he mean by this?
OLIVER
YOU MADMAN
KEK
what the fuck!
You cringy motherfucker, shitposting kek irl means you'll be the first up for a free helicopter ride.
keek and meme magic
>thinking it'd be funny if someone phoned up about meme magic
>it actually happens
>it was cringey as fuck
jesus christ oliver, way to drop the fucking ball
Hahaha hahaha
Meme magician Oliver
KEEK
>>80476805
G-good afternoon.
Y-yes, w-well, good afternoon
>>80476814
The cringe is real
THANK YOU OLIVER. JUST BEFORE ARE NIGE FINISHED
>that nervousness
>mispronouncing kek
0/10 do not try again
Half proud, half cringe.
Decent work, Oliver.
i had to mute that was so cringe
the second he said "meme magic" i jammed mute, what happened?
>KEEK AND MEME MAGIC
I'm shaking with excitement, this is pathetic, but also what I love about 4chan
And I guess now I know how kek is pronounced
told you i was through
>>80476833
He meant your dubs m8.
KEEK
E
E
K
LAST CALLER BEST CALLER
Oliver the young autist was clearly /pol/ but chickened out on the memes
Oliver, you autistic faggot
Very nice lad.
OLIVER YOU BASED CUNT!!!
Meme magic my sides ahah
I don't think Farage knows what Kik or Meme magic is.
Good afternoon!
Fucking gold Oliver
"meme magic"
Top keek.
>>80476860
Farage ignored his autism and started talking about young people.
Keek is now the correct pronunciation. You all realize that, right? We can't go back to the way things were.
KEEK?
Goddammit /pol/ that was cringe as fuck
At least Farage cut you off before you could sperg too much.
>>80476856
good to see someone else do it
K E E K
E
E
K
Oliver you saved the show, top lad.
>>80476867
OLIVER YOU MAD MAN
>KEEK
you fucked up lad
>>80476860
Same, I need a transcript or something. I can't fucking watch that.
>>80476860
Why would you shut your door to the blessings of Kek, anon? All anons are Kek's children.
>>80476867
gj lad
WE DID IT WE DID
GOOOOD AFTERNOOOOOON KEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Meme magic eh?
this place is worse than twitch chat i swear.
>>80476938
OLIVER, YOU MAD CUNT, SHOW YOURSELF AND TAKE YOUR PRAISE
KEEEK
FUCKING KEEEEEEK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
GOOOOD LAUGHS
>>80476866
No. It is KEHK not KEEK.
>>80476860
Nothing he just talked a both young people and never mentioned what the caller it's said.
Praise KEEK!
>Oliver
>john OLIVER
FUCK IT
KEEK = KEK
IT IS WRITTEN IN STONE
Keek is kek with a kiwi accent
Oliver NZ shitposter, confirmed
>good afternoon
>we're not there yet but go on
>ok...good afternoon
>>80476962
get out mudshit
THAT GOOD AFTERNOON LMAO
Did someone record it?
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
WEWLAD
OLIVER MY BOY
>>80476968
right here
>>80476923
This
Wish I got through,
Thanks for proving the stuttering autist stereotype you utter fucking failure
You had a real chance to banter with Nige BUT NO
>keek
>meme magic
>that 'it's not afternoon yet chuckle from farage
gave me some top laffs pal
So fucking autistic holy shit
kill yourself
>>80476993
Nahm8, I say kek. Keek sounds fucking retarded
>>80476921
KEK DOES NOT WILL THIS
>>80476867
Kek's blessings be upon you.
If these digits repeats, you will be cured of your autism.
>>80476925
Too funny man. Fuck the idiots that slander you. They didn't even do it themselves
>>80476985
Oh shit hahahaha
>>80476976
he talked about the question i told the screener
>>80476962
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>80476973
GOOD AFTERNOON
G-GOOD AFTERNOON
>>80477025
GOOD AFTERNOON, OLIVER
>>80477025
BASED AUTIST
FUCKING KEEK
Oliver had the balls to call
>>80477025
Prophet of KEEK.
Oliver mate, you should've said thanks for letting us take Britannia back to the waves and the new age of the British Empire.
>Particularly Keek and Meme magic
>Good afternoon
>it's not afternoon yet
>O-Ok, G-Good afternoon.
KEEK
E
E
K
I hope someone recorded that and we can make it into a sound webm.
>>80476962
You came to the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker.
OLIVER YOU FUCKING MONG
You literally y-you too'd
>>80477025
GG U ASPIE CUNT
>>80476962
Fuck off, Israel. You're not fooling anyone by leeching off Jordan's wifi.
at least i had the balls to do it
>>80477106
Guy on the right is like what the fuck is meme magic
>mfw Farage and that guy are going to google meme magic now
Was Oliver autistic?
>>80477025
KEK NOT KEEEEEEEK
KEK!
Keek and meme magic = UKIP youth wing CONFIRMED
>get the chance to talk to the man who saved the UK and eventually Europe with the fall of the EU.
>"uhhh w-hat do you think of keek and m-eme magic xd"
>>80477101
That was a quick turnaround, surely the product of classical German efficiency. Thanks, friend.
>>80477158
We're proud of you, son
Praise afternoon Keek
>>80477169
possibly
>>80477158
Exactly what I said to you. All these other autists saying they'd do better never even did it.
You blessed the end of the show with mememagic
PRAISE KEEK
>>80477025
GOOD AFTERNOON OLIVER!
>>80477158
That'll do lad, that'll do.
>>80477203
Still best call.
>>80477158
Ignore the haters, you were glorious.
>>80477158
That's what makes it worse, lad.
>>80477158
You most certainly did Oliver
well done lad
That other guy is certainly going to google Meme magic
>>80477158
good lad oliver
i was trying but it kept saying user busy
how did u do it? im gonna try next time
i hope he does it again soon i thought of loads of stuff to say now damnit
wew lad, I'm still laughing
>>80477158
don't listen to the shitters, you did good kid
>>80477158
Don't worry Oliver, I'm proud of you. Don't feel too badly.
Although you should probably stick to anime.
>>80477025
g-g-g-good afternoon
also when he said okay we are not there yet i thought that it was someone saying i wasnt on air yet
>>80477158
It doesn't matter that you said keek at the end of the day, Nige was just exposed to /pol/ meme magic IRL and that's truly wonderful
>>80477222
Chek'd.
Oliver you absolute afternoon Keekman
>>80477250
told them i was gonna ask how the youth vote will effect ukips future
>>80477158
Proud of you lad, even though Nige sort of laughed at you with that good afternoon thing.
>>80477158
KEK bless you lad. It could've been better, but it could've certainly been worse.
He wasn't talking about Kek but the website Kik.
Anyone else listening to Oliver's call repeatedly and unable to stop laughing?
DID ANYONE RECORD IT!?!?!?
REPLAY
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=6872
>>80476315
Bless you, /pol/iver, and good afternoon
PRAISE KEEK
>>80477304
it still wasnt afternoon
>>80477158
good job!
>You will never tell Farage Good Afternoon, only to have him correct you, then you repeat the mistake and have him have a good giggle
>>80477206
>German efficiency
enjoy it while you can
>>80477222
Fuck off mate i tried for an hour and a half to get through
>>80477368
HAHAHAHAHHAHA THANK YOU!
What's wrong with brits, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU
downloading now, but it's going to take a while
>>80477158
You spoke the words of the prophet to our nige. you made the connection. That's all that matters
NEW MEME
WE'RE NOT THERE YET
>>80477352
yeah but did you keep getting "user busy" come up on your phone?
i couldnt get through to the researcher guy i was trying for ages
https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=1h54m26s
>>80477412
But you didn't though so you lost :^).
Oliver still blessed us with meme magic and the alter god "keek"
>>80477368
wow i sound awful
>>80477368
Guys face at MEME MAGIC,
His head snapped up so fast.
Witness the birth of a new meme.
>>80477445
GOOD AFTERNOON
FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>80477368
>nige's reaction
TOP KEK
>>80477463
called like 60 times
>>80477483
everybody sounds awful when hearing their own voice don't worry about it
memes born this thread:
>MOHAMMED LOVES IT
>GOOD AFTERNOON, OLIVER
>KEEK
THREAD ABOUT TO REACH LIMIT
>>80477463
replaying that last bit on repeat til im dead
>>80477483
not really that bad oliver
>>80477577
Spoiler: That's how you sound to other people.
>>80477583
comfy fucking thread it was
>>80477648
exactly
>>80477466
>>80477466
thread for are oliver.
>>80477368
Almost positive the other guy is /pol/. He bolted upright as soon as he heard Kek and Meme Magic to reach for his phone.
Are you here with us now, anon?
>>80477554
lol
the look on their faces when you mentioned keek and meme magic was horrifying
OLIVER APPRECIATION THREAD
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477466
>>80477158
We're just messing with you m8. You're a good lad.
>>80477368
>https://youtu.be/j3KELtDWcQU?t=6872
Literally just refreshing it over and over again to hear the "O-ok, well, good afternoon" and see the guy on the right shoot his head up, then go for his phone
everyone tweet meme magic and keek to nigel?
>>80477985
This is too much XDDD
>>80477985
do it and G-G-G-GOOD AFTERNOON
Mates, Kek bless /pol/iver, Kek bless Nigel, and Kek bless you all. It's times like these when I truly enjoy being a part of this community. Bloody ace.
>>80476860
Same. I was just playing vidya whilst listening to Nige and was nodding along with what he was saying, suddenly I hear "KEHK" and "MEEM MAGIC"
Alt-tabbed and muted immediately.
Died ingame, but sod it, it was worth it.
Fucking hell kid, when you're the only person in the room laughing at an inside joke it's awkward as hell for the other people. What an absolute chucklefuck.
You make me ashamed to be called Oliver.
>>80477368
I'm going to have to work myself up to be able to listen to that again. I cringed so hard the first time my face went concave.
>>80478094
>>80478174
>>80478203
fuck you this is what you were waiting for
>>80478082
done my part, Nige will forever know of
>MEME MAGIC
>>80477158
proud of you bud
>>80477158
You truly are an apostle of KEK.
>>80478345
Believe me, you were awesome. I can't recall laughing quite so hard. You're a legend. Ignore the rest.
>>80478345
Oi Olly, I have to know. Was the "G-good afternoon" planned, or just beautifully autistic?
>>80478345
what questions did they ask? Ill call in next time.
Name, location and question?
I just joined any good shit I should look for? Who is this Oliver?
>>80478475
beautifully autistic
>>80478524
what do i think of the future of ukip and thats it i gave them some rubbish about the young people effecting the future of ukip
>>80478630
I love you, Oliver
>>80478617
an anon that actually got through call screeners
>>80478710
At what point of the video? I want to hear that myself.
>>80478789
It's in the thread, you fucking normong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU&feature=youtu.be&t=6872
> o-ok good afternoon
> notice me senpai
>>80478852
thanks
>>80475468
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
