TRUMP NEEDS VOLUNTEERS IN RI: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1WFHHW5Sj2FMNtR7tPBl2bHgI-LyD1S_nOu59nwhnmbk/viewform
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/PA
>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 755/Dildo Destroyer: 521/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.coloradovotesmatter.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump Hannity TH 4/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7zXcO4-0c
>Rally Pittsburgh, PA 4/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggVfaHKiLaw
>Trump Family CNN TH 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMPK2ovPZI
>Rally Rome, NY 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77cQAkcUgrk
>Rally Albany, NY 4/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJfeF2-Cq0
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on WBEN Radio 4/13/16
http://media.wben.com/a/114642791/donald-trump-with-tom-bauerle.htm
>Manafort on Hannity 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqx3Zf-sOI8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Die Whitey Die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEP1T6MUOOE
>J-Pop group endorses Making America Great Again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
PREVIOUS:
>>70897038
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~
>>70901670
I was actually thinking about this, and I don't even know if we'll need our army. Think about what happens if we defund NATO. All of a sudden, these countries will need to pay for their own militaries against Putin. The excess money that supports their perfect liberal utopias will collapse.
Furthermore, the economic crises in these countries will result in fewer gibsmedats and higher military presence, which will egg the Religion of Peace into all out war. This permanently kills liberalism, seals the borders of Europe, and the newly born armies of Europe will liberate her for us.
We could literally solve this WHOLE problem by NOT GIVING NATO MONEY.
TRUMP IS A GENIUS.
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (Let me know of any other info you are looking to be added)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 479 (57%) of the remaining 834 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC. There are no more Caucuses. That rigged bullshit is over.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State WTA50%.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Wyoming (29) - 3 RNC Unbound, 26 Pick Preferred
North Dakota (28) - 3 RNC Unbound, 25 Elected Unbound
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
First for tsundere Megyn Kelly.
>>70901868
>Trump Hannity TH 4/13/16 removed
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU Jewtube
>>70901885
LOOVEMENT
Wow, a Deputy Delegate
Can someone shop this with Chris Evans with a Cruz logo on his shirt and Trump for Batfleck?
>>70901955
Found a re-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDC-F2vA1Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDC-F2vA1Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDC-F2vA1Wc
>T-T-T-TRUMP WON'T GET TO 1237!
On April 26, Cruz will be eliminaTED from ever reaching 1237 and his support will collapse. His next victory will be in Nebraska if he is lucky.
>>70901986
Why do I keep seeing the term "deputy delegate"?
what happened?
>>70901935
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
>winner take all
we're fucked.
Yea Boi!
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/trump-campaign-manager-lewandowski-221921
>>70901943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGEFe9vU5pc
megyn kelly sucked trump off at the trump tower. upvote the video to show that we accept her conceding
>>70902058
REMINDER THAT THIS WAS THE VENUE FOR THAT. LOOK AT THOSE EAGLES.
Alt stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKMjOIAv0gE
>>70902058
Good looking out
Trump sucks. Already voted for Bernie
>>70902083
Some scam Rato was pulling via email trolling for donors.
>>70902095
To the fuckin' moon, Anon.
>>70902117
I want Megyn to suck me off in a skyscraper desu.
>>70902151
Is /pol/ always right because the meme magic made it happen that way or does the meme magic affect what we post?
Wow, a thread full of Trump supporters!
My girls would love it. In fact, Caroline's first words were "Make America Great Again"!
OFFICIAL THREAD VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hQXlOt9r74
>>70902080
Surely those bible fuckers will go for the Don because of Rato's mathematical elimination. He can probably bring around a pastor or two to satisfy the Jesus stuff, then address them with the usual speech.
>>70902131
>LOOK AT THOSE EAGLES.
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>70902211
>>70902131
>>70902095
Nah. By then, we will have won NY, NJ, Penn, Conn, Delaware, Maryland, and RI.
Trump will use Cruz's inability to secure the nomination by then, and Cruz will continue to leak his creepy bullshit.
>>70902202
Yes
>>70902117
>good tsundere
>>70901947
ok anon
>>70901932
>I was actually thinking about this, and I don't even know if we'll need our army. Think about what happens if we defund NATO. All of a sudden, these countries will need to pay for their own militaries against Putin. The excess money that supports their perfect liberal utopias will collapse.
>
>Furthermore, the economic crises in these countries will result in fewer gibsmedats and higher military presence, which will egg the Religion of Peace into all out war. This permanently kills liberalism, seals the borders of Europe, and the newly born armies of Europe will liberate her for us.
>
>We could literally solve this WHOLE problem by NOT GIVING NATO MONEY.
>
>TRUMP IS A GENIUS.
Yes. They'll have to put austerity into place not to mention build up their military forces likely using US equipment. The Europoors have been subsidized for far too long.
Were we the originators of the "Trump Train" meme?
>>70902117
I can't even imagine the fucking ratings for the interview if it happens
>>70901868
i really like that image OP
to think we live in a time with such high quality memery
>>70902268
>>70902095
Whoops, not NJ. The rest will be won before Nebraska, Montana or SD vote.
NJ will be icing on the cake.
>>70902211
Look at that face and remember it, Trumpshits. That's the face of the man who outmaneuvered and outplayed you at every turn. That's the face of our next president.
>>70902211
MAGA
>>70902268
Even if it's begrudgingly, SD and MT WILL side with the Don in order to wrap up the primary season. The Don just has to keep reminding people that Rato is no longer a factor after the 26th.
>>70902310
Nigguh, we're the originators of every meme.
>>70902151
>>70902194
Reddit tandem shill team detected.
>they hold each other's dicks when they come here so they don't get scared.
>>70902194
>tfw from lower class family but did well in highschool
>tfw i'm actually making money from going to an in-state university
feels good knowing my bs in computer science is being paid for by a bunch of middle class girls taking out $80,000 in loans for a womens studies degree
>>70902320
The early 2000s are nostalgic now. Talk about a time for activism.
>>70902310
Yes.
>>70902313
You think that's bad, imagine the Trump-Clinton debate. I'm convinced that business in America will just stop. Full halt.
What do people fucking see in rato? He's literally Santorum 2, who was just Huckabee 2.
He's literally the token biblefucker candidate, it's just this time he is useful to be a means to an end.
>>70902151
>Trump sucks. Already voted for Bernie
It's ok. We're not purging retards yet.
>>70902358
Depends on how much publicity we can generate on how fucking non-religious he actually is.
The two fucking bombs he dropped today could easily sway those states if MSM will get the message to them.
We really need the town hall with Rato shilled at the top
>>70902355
>outmaneuvered and outplayed you at every turn.
Then why is he losing and behind?
After April is over Cruz will have no mathematical path to 1237
Your Rat King is already dead
>>70902418
JEB is a MISTAKE.
JEB is a WASTE.
>>70902117
>the slut from oreimo is in the list
>no kotegawa
JUST
>>70902151
Ash >> Red
Ash has endorsed Trump for president and has a harem of qt grills all wanting his dick, Red is a shy, edgy introvert who doesn't say anything at all and spends his days alone with only his pokemon to give him company
You can see the difference clearly between alpha male trump supporters and beta bernouts
>>70902363
>reddit calling out people as redditors
Oh boy, here we go.
>>70902418
I... I miss Yeb. His gentle way. I always hoped he and Donald would become friends and make Trump Steak fajitas with guac.
I suppose that'll happen once Trump becomes President.
>>70902453
viper's lost it just so you know. i think he's actually insane
>>70902194
Rick makes a better Trump. He wouldn't support Communism.
Notice that all posts by
A
Fucking
Leaf
In Trump threads are all longing for a leader with an actual pair of balls
Their cuckery and jealousy in leaf posts is so apparent
Just fuck off Canadian cucks, your posts hold as much weight as poo in loos
I miss Jeb.
>>70902202
Meme magic is a very abstract concept that has yet to be completely understood
However what we do know is, that its real and its power is unimaginable and that /pol/ has managed to tap into a little bit of the limitless power of kek/kuk
>>70902080
I like how he maintains Continental dining etiquette, even for a single piece like that.
Redditors calling Redditors Redditors shilling shills shilling shills I don't even know who's trolling who anymore.
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ENDORSES KASICH
TRUMP
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>>70902550
We soldier on, anon.
>>70902518
That's the point.
It pisses off the shills because it miscasts their favorite cartoon.
>>70902562
>he thinks Washington state will swing for trump
>>70902453
They are using these clowns and dragging it out to make Donald waste his money before the GE
>>70902573
>DAILY NEWS
Rato, that's the same paper that told you to fuck off, remember? They're pro-Shillary.
Threadly reminder on Schillary:
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, and Citigroup
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who vehemently defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of U.S. uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven of them were given to corporations who donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.
>>70902573
BELOW 50%
E
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O
W
5
0
%
>>70902610
>Donald Trump
>running out of money
:^)
>>70902553
It's the magical workings of collective will. The concept of egregores works the same way.
t. occultfag
>>70902610
donalds making money for the campaign off the trump hats right? i don't want him to have to be spending his own money too much
>>70902609
Aha! I have lured you into revealing yourself! Back to Plebbit with you!
Do you think we will still have Trump generals after he wins the election?
Also someone post the Nonon hat edit, since she is the best girl in KLK.
>>70902652
>>70902609
It will, you ginormous homosexual
>>70902635
FUCKING
>>70902635
Fucking
Michelle Fields BTFO
>>70902673
Oh yeah.
>>70902573
Bahahahaha!
One State Wonder getting some attention.
>>70902714
Plate of fries and gravy.
Greta is covering the Bernie rally and the thing looks like a hippiefest. A fucking neckbeard just popped up
>>70902673
dude probably has 15 million in disposable income remaining, dont even sweat it bruh
>>70902573
Do leaf opinions even matter? They have Trudeau. I think they're one of the laughing stocks of the world at the moment.
>>70902669
I know, its something called collective consciousness
I used to read about it before
Never imagined collective consciousness could manifest out of shitposting though
>>70902652
>Hillary Clinton's Litany of Sins
>no mention of Arkansas lawyers
wew lad
>>70902573
Literally ten people are going to vote for that faggot. He'll get 3-5 delegates and then be forgotten about completely.
>>70902509
I-Is he ok?
>>70902706
LEAF
>>70902717
I hope she wins enough money to fix her fucked up face. She looks good under studio lights but that bitch is a 10 foot paintjob.
>>70902706
>>70902714
Leaf
Post pics with Canadians leader sitting with his legs closed together and fingers crossed
Cucked nation
>>70902587
No you would have to make Morty the bumbling sanders since Rick is the most popular character.
GOING TO THE RALLY TOMORROW
HARTFORD CT
FUCKING SO PUMPED SENPAI
MAGA
https://twitter.com/RapperViper
he takes it off every now and then. he's on day 1 again
>>70902837
meant for >>70902779
is AIURA trump approved? http://www.crunchyroll.com/aiura/episode-3-home-room-622209
>>70902817
Start a "Can't Stump the Trump" chant, bro. We need the memeage.
>>70902749
>Greta is covering the Bernie rally and the thing looks like a hippiefest. A fucking neckbeard just popped up
People were trying to say Bernie's rally had like 25k people which clearly wasn't the case. I watched the live feeds that panned around.
>>70902817
Me too wanna chant gas the kikes race war now with me?
Let's un-cuck the right
>>70902911
>Crunchyroll
>>70902764
If thousands of minds want to will something to happen, and they're focused on the same thing with strong intent, it can and will manifest. And it has to be done consistently, almost non stop.
don't mind me, just shilling my OC
>>70902813
A fair enough observation, but you have to remember these are manchildren.
They just sperg out over someone using "their" show to promote Trump.
>>70902163
Rato said that deputy, as in deputy sheriff, is a title that means you don't have any power. I'm sure the men in blue may have a bone to pick with that.
>>70902573
The New York Times endorsed him too, I don't think that'll have too much of an effect
>>70902975
>not using comfyroll
>>70902967
STFU about that already you fucking cuck.
>>70902997
That's beautiful.
>>70902817
Cheers anon
I hope you get to do the "whos gonna pay for the wall?" bit
LYIN TED chants
MAGA
>>70903046
Kike detected
Into the oven you go
I wanna go to a rally... No more in MO.
>>70903009
You might be right. I think casting morty as the bumbling idiot he is like on the show as sanders is more effective. Rick always knows and is right but is more nihilistic.
>>70902967
Oh look it's that gay redditor again
>>70902967
>I'm just like you guys!
>>70903072
thx
dump trump memes
>>70902225
They've convinced themselves that Trump isn't a True Conservative (tm), so a lot of them say they're willing to let Hillary win, to avoid having their 'brand' tainted by Trump winning. As if GW Bush, Dubya, McCain, and RMoney hadn't already done that.
>>70902983
I know
Do you know about the japan monkey experiment that was used for confirming this?
>One by one, they're coming back
comfyAwoooooooooo
>>70903096
>Kike detected
>
>Into the oven you go
>>70903096
>I want the media to have a field day with a comment some loud retarded faggot made
>>70902997
Don't forget Chris Christie as Luca Brasi
>>70902967
Fuck off you cunt
>>70902058
That town hall was so wild! Last night was the nice family Trump town hall, and tonight's was the huge enormous energy townhall. Both were completely knocked out of the park.
>mfw everyday is a countdown to the first Clinton v Trump debate
>mfw counting down to when he calls her a murderer/bitch/cunt on national television
>mfw his poll numbers go to 99% afterwards
>mfw I can't wait anymore
>>70902573
>Why can't Trump pull in the rest of the votes and unify the party?
>#nevertrump lmao
>>70903224
lol I'll incorporate him in a future meme
>>70901868
GLORIOUS LEADER IS DOING A LIVE STREAM FOLKS TIME UNKNOWN >>70902114
>>70903172
If you're using jewgle chrome, hold alt while hitting 0153.
After you release alt you should get the ™.
>>70903188
Where is that guy who does these kinds of images anyway? I want to see an updated version with Hannity and Kelly.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/04/13/this-solar-scandal-more-than-twice-as-big-as-solyndra/
>>70903138
>>70903122
Cucks
Even on an anonymous msg board you're afraid to acknowledge kikes are the source of the white man's troubles
You're typical republicucks that want to take the nomination away from Trump because you're too cucked
>>70902983
>it has to be done consistently, almost non stop.
This is key. /tv/ didn't know a single thing about meme magic but they baneposted so hard for so long without ceasing that it leaked over into reality.
And then we all saw. I was worried we might use the power for evil (which admittedly at first we did) but now it's fueling The Emperor.
Such a silly way to stumble upon something so powerful.
>>70903265
you should've learned the pattern by now. his poll numbers will go down first, and then steadily increase. it's like building muscle, you break it down first, and then regrow stronger
>>70903265
>>70903330
Yep, definitely a certified Rato/dem shill.
>>70903176
I heard about it.
>>70902983
I sometimes feel we draw a parallel with the occult thing Hitler-sama had with the use of meme magic and kek.
What was the name if that cult? I want to look them up.
>>70903330
>everyone who doesn't sperg out like me is a KEK(!)
>>70903330
Keep practicing, Paco. You aren't fooling anyone.
>>70903330
Back to Stormfront faggot. I'm certain that you are a Berniebot shill who is trying to paint Trump as a neo-nazi and therefore instantaneously lose the election.
>>70903330
>>70903330
>I would wreck the best chance we have to get a pro-White President into office by revealing my power level too early
Sure, genius.
>>70903383
>>>/x/
>>70903341
Amazing isn't it? And "meme magic" (which is collective thought/will) doesn't even require belief in deities. It's purely energy and intent of the self. So anyone can do it.
>>70903383
>I sometimes feel we draw a parallel with the occult thing Hitler-sama had with the use of meme magic and kek.
Thule? That was Himmler. Hitler wasn't really into it.
>>70901868
Chalked
>"Vote Trump May 3rd"
>"Make America Great Again"
>"10 Feet Higher *wall drawing* Vote TRUMP May 3rd"
>"BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP CANNOT BE STUMPED" in front of the SJW run student newspaper
>"Bernie is low energy, vote TRUMP May 3rd"
>"Make IU Basketball Great Again: Bring back Knight"
All over my campus tonight (Indiana University). I expect many crocodile tears.
Kimberly Guilfoyle needs to get her hairline fixed like Rita Hayworth. She looks like Dr. Zira with that littleass forehead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzZgoTOb2Gg&feature=youtu.be
>>70903265
Can someone update me. Megyn Kelly is on the Trump train now?
>>70902983
>Crowley
Kill yourself. White magic always wins.
PICK YOUR WAIFU
>>70903632
>>70903655
Informally, yes, she met with him, Trump says they've made peace, she was pro-Trump tonight.
We're waiting on an official announcement.
>>70903619
Kek.
>>70903677
There is no white or black magic. There is only your will.
>>70903655
Possibility of an interview at least
>>70903681
Add Megyn on there. She's home again.
YESSSSSSSSS
Is the Malaysian banned yet
>>70903554
>It's purely energy and intent of the self. So anyone can do it.
I get the feeling that's why such a tight lid was kept on it for so long, but the cat's out of the bag now.
>doesn't even require belief in deities.
Not required, but we decided to grab one anyway.
What exciting times we live in.
>>70903681
Yoko. Not even a choice
>>70903731
You are a fucking idiot.
>GOOD N EVIL DON'T REAL XD
Helium now.
>>70903619
In for a rude time tomorrow. :^)
>>70903681
I choose Katrina. <3
>>70903742
Not yet. We;re still waiting on the official interview.
>>70901868
>meme presidents
I hope he wins and deports criminals back to my country.
>>70903681
I'll take this one.
>>70903750
>Is the Malaysian banned yet
Haven't seen him in a couple days I'm kinda worried.
>>70903754
>Not required, but we decided to grab one anyway.
Kek is more of an egregore based on ancient Egyptian mythology.
>>70903786
Babby's first occult?
>>70903745
I hope the Don adds a Rhode Island rally next week along with DE, MD and of course, PA.
>>70903539
Who is that?
>>70903799
Hopefully it's a lovefest.
>>70903619
proofs. Fresh chalk.
>>70903681
Still Yoko.
>>70903075
Cruz shills are popping up!
>>70903881
>Hopefully it's a lovefest.
HARDCORE INTERNET PORN
>>70903854
SOON.
>>70902573
Too lazy to look for the old tweet where Trump already BTFO them. The guy who owns this money pit is running it into the ground.
>>70903861
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/ciencia_flyingobjects55.htm
>>70903840
I think he might've been Malayv&
>>70903840
As a Malaysian Chinese working in Singapore I find it insulting that i share the same nation as him. Then again majority of Malays are like him. The only difference is autism and use of hard drugs
>>70903681
Brittany
She's cute enough and giving Trump 30 delegates instantly is a no-brainer
FUCK YES
I'm finally home
Now I can shitpost professionally from my computer instead of using that cucked phone
>>70902717
The fact she uses "Ugly" when prosecutors don't see the need to notify a hoaxer makes her claims of injury even more ludicrous.
>>70903954
Kellyphile.
>>70904019
>Then again majority of Malays are like him
Wow remind me never to go there
>>70903784
Yoko is best girl but she is the selfish choice.
Some of the other girls have good effects that could help Donald
>>70904027
Ayy Pajeet
>>70904027
Welcome home based India!
>>70903681
why isn't Judge Jeanie on this??
>>70904027
Welcome based PIL.
>>70904126
Somebody's going to have to take Omarosa for the team
>>70904027
Where in India are you from by the way? Didn't you say Hyderabad?
>>70903681
Fill the empty spots with Judge Jeanine and now Megyn Kelly
>>70904163
The list is restricted to only females anon
>>70904231
>Hyderabad
That sounds like a chinese cartoon character.
>>70904263
Jeanie is the most woman of them all next to Ivanka
She looks so broken.
>>70902117
>>70902967
fuck you imma find where you live and kill you and your family.
>>70904293
>Hail Hyderabad
![b264b6a4461c8d446e2d3f8edd678ae5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xSmszyd.png "b264b6a4461c8d446e2d3f8edd678ae5[1].png")
I
>>70904258
I say Kelly should be considered on probation until we see if she stays pro-Trump over the next few days
or maybe wait until the interview
But I hope she does come back fully
>>70904150
>>70904138
>>70904182
Thank you
>>70904231
Nah, New Mumbai
Basically, a cleaner, less polluted and less populated version of Mumbai kek
![2a89a7a6ab097d2ffff2dc9e21f605ac[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4VID1Th.png "2a89a7a6ab097d2ffff2dc9e21f605ac[1].png")
LIKE
I thought of something brilliant. We need to spread around that there's a tape of Ted Cruz doing a profane sex acts that we can only describe as the Alberta Tar Sands and the Leap Man.
We only let out certain details about the things we saw him do. Alberta Tar Sands has to do with anal sex and his "pumpjack". The Leap Man will be implications that are too radical for normal people. The American media eats it up not realizing they're talking about actual Canadian politics.
>>70903681
Every time I see this I have a different answer, but I gotta go with Tiffany.
![e34a2420ab87ba3786394441b3fc1e75[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qeZfaLW.png "e34a2420ab87ba3786394441b3fc1e75[1].png")
BUTTER
>>70904385
What if she is trying to trick him into another debate like they did with the last FOX News ambush?
I think I'm gonna take bunch of sleeping meds and see if I can Heath ledger it tonight. Wake me up when trump wins
>>70904420
WOW
>>70904361
Kek'd
>>70904430
Maybe it can be one-on-one in Trump Tower
>>70904430
Then at last her failure would be complete
>>70904263
Hey, don't dis my Trumpfu
>>70904395
Looks not bad, particuarly by Indian standards haha.
Last year I went to Delhi, Jodhpur, Jaipur, Agra, all around Rajasthan (Udaipur was pretty cool) and Varanasi.
>>70904395
Out of curiosity, what is the loo-to-poo ratio?
>Megyn Kelly will never grovel at your feet for an interview before sucking your cock while you sip coffee near your skyscraper window, only to flood her mouth with your man seed and tell her "maybe", and kick her out of your office after tossing her a used rag
Why live.
>>70904546
She's old and dried up.
>>70904126
Think of all the fancy new memes I could make with the Japs after I give Yoko the ambassador dick and cement Trump-Nip Int. TM
>>70904686
She is banging.
>>70904409
Put down the weed you fucking leaf
>>70904498
>One-on-one fist fight
>televised live
>Trump throws her off the top of the tower
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/276214-new-balance-accuses-obama-administration-of-backing-out-of
>>70904682
Kekd
>>70904602
Udaipur is pretty cool
And I like it here, I live right next to a mud-river so whenever we're bored, we go out fishing for catfishes, its bretty cool desu
>>70904666
very high
>>70904805
>We're getting reports Ms. Kelly will be replaced by Diamond & Silk
One of my "friends" said this the other day
>"Trump saying to bomb and take the oil is so stupid. How can you TAKE the oil after you've BOMBED it?!"
like he'd landed some intellectual trickshot
These are the people we're up against. They literally don't understand that the oil is fucking underground. "Bombing the oil" means bombing the machinery they use to drill for it. This guy apparently thinks there's just surface-lakes of oil that would all catch and on fire and then it would be gone.
I was relieved because now I don't have to debate him. He's too far gone.
>>70904682
>a greentext kek worshipper has a sexual fantasy that isn't femdom
wait something isn't right here
Alright guys, signing off.
Remember to Keep Calm and MAGA
>>70904851
>live right next to a mud-river
That's not mud bro
>>70904925
Night senpai
>>70904808
I have some american made NBs. They're one of the cheapest they have but they're pretty nice. The next pair of shoes will probably the $200 American NBs.
>>70904925
nighty night
>>70904925
Love you, brother! See you tomorrow for TWO RALLIES!
>>70904837
>newscorpse
>>70904939
Ehh, pretty sure it is
It dries up during the summer and fills up again during the rainy season
I don't think people do seasonal shitting so I'm pretty sure its not a poo river
>>70904925
'night
thanks 4 the threads
>>70904925
Sleep tight don't let the ratos bite
>>70904925
Later
What do anons think about using the 2nd American Revolution flag as our flag for Trump? This was from years ago, now we have a use for it.
>5 days until New York
>12 days until Super Tuesday 4.0
>19 days until Indiana
>26 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>33 days until Oregon
>61 days until trump's 70th birthday
>98 days until the GOP Nomination
>208 days until the general election
>>70905122
>??? days until Trump reveals Hillary's nickname
>>70905166
he said next month
>>70905103
>>70905217
I know, but the exact number of days is unknown. The squidward countdown guy seems to appreciate accuracy.
>>70905103
>not the stars and bars
>>70904762
Weed's illegal here until 2017, unless you're in Whistler in the next while.
Trump supporters are really so fucking vapid that they have to be told how to vote???
EL
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AYYYYY
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>>70904666
You think poo/loo is bad...
https://youtu.be/6GHh3R8JI4E
>>70905325
I find it fitting considering this is a real revolution, we're witnessing history.
>>70905103
No, I think we just use Old Glory, because we're the real Americans and not these "loyalists."
>>70905343
What the fuck did you just make me see
