It's happening folks. North Korea TV has a countdown timer.
Bring the fire, I'm ready to retaliate.
>>70902150
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
open url with viddeo player
comfy music playing before the happening
>>70902114
Los Angeles is going to Get Norked.
>>70902114
They're gonna build a wall!
And South Korea will pay for it!
>>70902243
C R I N G E
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>>70902114
>>70902274
>Kim vaporizes the illegals
>we no longer need a wall
Sounds good.jpg
404 stream countdown op. Also revelant thread >>70898816
>>70902243
Obama doesn't retaliate, he apologizes and ask for forgiveness
>>70902274
Remember me
whats the timer at now
>>70902414
>://121.167.43.161/chosun
404 cannot open. Need a new link op
>>70902414
420
>>70902501
did you add mms:// to that link?
http://112.170.78.145:50000/chosun
is the only other link I have
>>70902414
>>70902501
>countdown
It's counting up
>being this new
It's the countdown to the start of the broadcast.
>>70902414
It's an inverse timer. I'd guess 18:00:00 is the happening or 21:00:00
>>70902114
>14 hours till Lil Kim gets his next shipment of whiskey and Doritos
I'm locked in and see it, OP
>>70902114
they have fucking tv in NK?
But I kinda love/hate the NK's
>>70902946
yeah its usually for the rich.
>>70902114
it is not counting down it is counting up
it is just the time in north korea aka best korea XD
Locked in. What is it? what will happen?
its a fucking test card you retards
it's a test card with the clock, because there's no actual programme airing at this time
>yfw Seoul is turned unto a crater when it hits 21:00:00
>>70903210
What's important about 21:00?
>>70902114
that's the current local time. north korea has its own time zone, pyongyang time.
Tried to Shazam it, but no avail.
HERE WE GO LADS
It's just a test card y'all. Holy shit do none of you know how google works? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Central_Television#Broadcasting
TV ON NOW TIMER GONE
SHIT
FUCK
>>70902114
best korean news is on :D
>>70903375
>tfw it does not work
>>70903412
you're doing it wrong then
TRANSLATER PLEASE
HAPPENING
What is this? News?
Goddammit I can't open it I'm missing the happening
Oh boy I really hope there are cartoons!
Nork cartoons make Japanese anime look like devianart Sanic shit.
>>70903503
Put this in Windows Media Player
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
>>70903503
>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
your not alone, i tried saving the link and opening it in vlc and winows media player.
>>70902114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
this is just a memorial to Kim il sung and you fags had my hopes up
>>70902114
Can someone explain for retards?
>>70903548
>>70903562
Never mind I got it. I did some fiddling around in VLC
Just open media viewer, type ctrl+U, and paste the link. That's it
>>70903600
it's just a countdown to Kim Jong Un's Birthday celebration
DEAR LEADER
HORY SHIT ITS STARTING THE NUKES ARE BEING LAUNCHED
>>70903650
durn it. Why is everyone so excited, then???
FUCK NUKES HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP
>>70903684
Because it's his birthday
>>70903697
>mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
>>70903669
SCREEN CAP OR FAKE AND GAY
>>70902354
:( what about based east county of san diego?
>>70903684
because autists think it's a nuke countdown clock even though more than 95% of NK has no electricity at all and their nukes are 1950's tier and can barely reach Seoul, South Korea
BEST KOREA
PLEASE US
Fuck the music and lady is gone
Really? What's gonna happen? Those two missiles can't even hit mainland Alaska.
This isn't big enough.
>>70902114
There was a Japanese story about SK saying NK had developed a new type of missile, was there anything in English about it?
Isn't tomorrow Kim Il Sung's birthday?
>>70903815
Pls
>>70903210
H I G H
T
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S
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what's this anime called?
>>70903870
its now in nk time.
>>70903856
Really? what was the missile like?
GET HYPE
>>70903870
I read somewhere they where going to bomb the bay of japan Tomorrow
>>70903896
No pictures, it was a text article.
There's something extremely unnerving about this.
>>70903918
aren't those missile holding things.
Looks a bit cloudy in Best Korea
>>70903733
BEST STATUES FOR BEST KOREA!
>>70904000
niggers insane if thats real and missiles went off.
>>70903924
>bay of Japan
What?
*Clapping Intensifies* Glorious dear leaders! Based Korea!
>>70904000
>only having a range of 4000 km
>>70904055
South China Sea
STATUE FOR BEST KOREA SHALL NEVER FALL. Also, anyone know what they're sating
>mfw watching nk poopooganda
>>70904000
HOLY FUCK I JUST FOUND A PICTURE OF A CANADIAN INVASION TOO
Damn that's a lot of flowers
neat
also it's about 3:45 pm in korea
too bad pol is not watching glorious leader
>no statue of lil Kim Uno
insulting
>>70904169
well some are just everyone off is in bait threads
hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrngggggggggg
>>70903210
was getting me to fap part of your plan?
They're really trying to highlight these statues
So this is what Bernie Sanders dreams of every night.
Neat.
>>70904211
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM >CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM >CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
This will end with nukes right?
North Korea is best amusement park in the world.
>>70904396
they already launched missiles off the east coast
http://sputniknews.com/military/20160414/1037973101/north-korea-ballistic-maissiles-deploy.html?utm_source=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FH47TBT3Kbx&utm_medium=short_url&utm_content=bbMx&utm_campaign=URL_shortening
>>70904396
I fucking hope so. This is too much hype.
>This is what the world will look like after NK reigns supreme, thank you dear leader
>>70902243
>I'm
how many nuclear missiles do you own lad? post pic with timestamp
>>70904481
OH SHIT
God this guy is boring.
Where are the fucking cartoons?
>>70904481
>>70904612
They do this all the time. I think they're at war with Poseidon.
>>70904652
>>70902114
1776 WILL COMMENCE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I REPEAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
reminder north korea is literally run by a jeb
this guy sounds like a fucking zombie. is he going to start eating someone soon and then the walking dead happens?
chong shin
>>70904817
>slow and steady wins the arms race
>>70904830
the hour turns over now so hopefully we'll get a new program
>hopefully
where are the nukes you said there would be nukes
He talks so dramatically
>>70904817
I've noticed Kim's looking more and more like an obese lesbian grandmother.
That's a clap track btw, doesn't match up.
>>70904981
he already launched 2-4 missles, we don't know where they went. Im going to bed report in the morining what happens
North Korean sleeper agents report in.
>>70904981
>>70904685
>>70904481
>>70904612
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/14/north-korea-deploys-ballistic-missile-ahead-of-kim-il-sung-birth/
>>70905133
Article is 9 hours old
he's not going to shut up ;__;
>tfw no happening
What's he even talking about
>>70905431
Rare Pepe's
>>70905468
top kek
here we go!
north korea has zero reentry technology. nothing to see here.
dubs + the power of jhon will make the happening happen
>>70904060
North Korea***
>>70902114
에 보고 슬리퍼 에이전트 .
우리는 추정 위치 , ETA 삼분 에 도착 .
하나님은 가장 한국 을 축복 .
Best Korean television is best enjoyed while on mute and playing distopian ambient music in another tab
>>70902621
>Population 347
RARE
>>70905578
u fuckin wot m8
Sing along everyone
What da fuck is this shit?
OH FUCK
oh shitttttttttttttttttttt It happening
>>70905578
i can stay up for 3 minutes
MISSLE MISSLE
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS
HAPPENING
Work in 14 minutes GO KIM GO
KEK WILLS IT
That missile was stock footage right?
RIGHT?
This woman seems excited
This news reporter is going to be toast in the next 20 mins
>>70905711
SANTA'S COMIN', TONIGHT TONIGHT.
SANTA'S COMIN' TONIIIIIIGHT.
>MFW ITS FINALLY GOING TO HAPPEN
CALIFORNIA FAG HERE, REMEMBER ME FAMILY, I WAS NOT A FAGGOT
TRUMP 2016
By my trips. Nothing will happen.
>>70905790
What
Hey what's happening?
>>70905899
CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
RED BANNER SOMEONE'S DEAD
>>70905899
I meant by my dubs. Now go the FUCK to sleep.
I kinda wanna fuck that reporter.
Korean grannies are my fetish
Am i alone on that?
>>70905921
A rocket made of reclaimed aluminum got launched.
>>70905921
Just some chink bitch going on about something.
>>70905889
Any subtitles on anybody atm lol need translation asap
I'm not hearing any Skykings
calling bullshit, but keep me posted
>>70905921
The coons wanna go to school with us.
> Inb4 racoons?
'North Korea threatens the USA with a war propaganda short movie. Telling them that they wouldn't even doubt a second to slap them with a nuclear bomb whenever they try anything.'
>>70905983
I saw it on the broadcast.
This lady seems stoked
>>70905983
Skyking is for newfags. Everyone knows the new code word for nukes inbound is "WORLDSTAAARRRR WOOOOOOORRLLLDDSTAAHHHHDHDHSJSJFJSKAJAVDHXUS."
>>70902114
>>70906051
she's clearly also doing a radio recording
>>70905870
We aren't going to die fellow Californian.
Yet.
Yet.
>>70905970
The reporter is probably talking about this grand day.
>>70905899
By muh trips
>>70905870
I am giving you a Judeo-Athiest-Christian prayer, applauding your lack of faggotry, and your pro Trump ascendancy.
You will have a place at the table of honor in the next world.
>>70906126
Washington would probably be the first city to get nuked. Since NK said so.
>>70902114
Newfag detected
>>70906126
w-want to cuddle for the end of the world?
here I am on a friday morning watching an 80s tier news broadcast from a communist dictatorship because I trusted /pol/
What does that red shit say?
>>70906255
"Still no food"
>>70906215
>>70906246
kek
Is this shit on a loop? It sounds like she's ending sentences with the same words repeatedly
Happy Science movie to get in the mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puVWTL_wU8E
>>70905805
WAIT. 14 MINS IS 03:30:00. THAT'S 4 FUCKING MINS FROM NOW. WTF DO YOU KNOW AUSSIE? WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN??????
>>70902274
Do it. It hurts to live.
>yfw meribros suddenly stop posting
>>70906349
Ay. Fuck you.
>>70906335
Nothing will happen, it's over.
>>70906205
I wouldn't doubt it.
Alaska is a useless target; what are they going to hit, bears?
I'd see it being a cascade. They would test their mettle on Washington, then move to Central US States. Then try to hit DC and Jew York
>>70906235
Come find me, we'll take turns rocking back and forth in fetal position and eating Twinkies.
>>70902114
Wish these troll threads didn't exist.
>>70906400
North Korea literally SAID they would nuke Washington first. They're not interested in Alaska.
Actual alert that would play if a missile attack was expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrt26UfL13I
>>70906443
Thanks
>>70902114
i cant wait for it to turn out that obama funded the norks so hed get a third term
>>70906312
> Is this shit on a loop?
It is. Which is weird because it's a live broadcast.
So is this the only station on NK TV?
>>70906469
After he pardoned disabled student loans it wouldn't be a shock
Once again /pol/ has tricked me into watching fucking stupid shit
>>70906530
At the moment? Probably. It's an important day in North Korea.
>>70906530
this is nk tv
>>70906399
Slight error on timing? Shitty north engineers/physicists probably can't time shite.
Another Happy Science vdieo showing what being nuked would look like (according to them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k354akEKAZw&index=2&list=PLTW_8RVvfU6a6foZek-dsB559CfTokcQP
she only has three pieces of paper left
What is this military meeting
>>70906591
the pile is gone!
>>70906552
you must be new, this was a regular occurrence weekly for a while. hell i remeber one month we had these threads nightly.
>>70906443
So much more pleasant than the screeching emergency alerts we get in America.
Damn this song tho
Holy shit funky
>>70906577
Check em
>>70906429
>>70906429
That's what I'm saying.
Netherlands, slow down and think.
>>70906668
This would be played over loudspeakers and the such, not TV.
>>70906710
You said they would 'test' their mettle with Washington. North Korea made a video, in which they showed how Washington was to be nuked flat. They also stated that USA has to settle down, or settle with the concequences.
Kim looks so happy
>>70906552
It's important for the threat to be there. North Korea is one of the only truely free countries left. The rest of the world is brainwashed by the jews and forced to accept multiculturalism. If the liberals had there way there would never be a threat like North Korea to their liberal utopia where everyone is equal and the rich rule above us.
Trump is a new type of candidate and the republican has proven they will not allow a non conformist non puppet politician to run, what do you think is going on with the democratic party? Same shit, America is the epitome of slavery and once the boomers have moved on the 2 party system will continue to thrive thanks to media brainwashing and low IQ voters that don't understand the corrupt caucus system and continue to vote.
ok im done with this shit
>>70904251
What are you, gay?
>april spring friendship
also who the fuck are the white people?
we wuz mighty n shit
i dont understand where is the happening
>>70906948
it takes a while for missiles to arrive. they're dancing to glorious leader in the meanwhile.
the way the lady moves the microphone up to her mouth makes me uncomfortable
>>70906846
>truely free countries
>Time in a work camp for watching TV.
>>70906948
> Open windows media player
> Press CTRL + U
> Use Link:
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
> Press OK
> Watch
Why does south korea have the second highest number of soldiers per capita in the world after north korea if the south's tech and weaponry is more advanced than the north's? Obviously the south must be terrified of being overpowered and outmanned by the most militarized nation on the earth.
>>70906978
also how she walks backwards out of it
Nice. Polka.
>>70906787
...when I said "test their mettle" it was a figure of speech..you know? North American idiom? I didn't mean it like they would pussyfoot around (you know what that means right?).
who the fuck
Who are these whiteys?
what the fuck
RUSSIA STRONK
APRIL SPRING FRIENDSHIP 2016
Why are there slavs on Nork tv?
They're clapping so slightly off beat. It's making me mad
>>70907045
O i'm sorry. I thought that that was what you ment. Since it's literally what you said. It's difficult to read sarcasm.
>>70905081
Waiting for orders
>>70902354
me fuckin sides m8
HAPPENING
Why don't some terrorists dress up in Chinese uniforms, shoot across the border at the norks, and run off?
Sit back and watch the shitstorm when kim nukes china....
>>70902114
Getting some heavy cossack vibes here.
>>70906986
Yea they don't want you to be brainwashed by the jew.
Critical punishment is needed for a true nation. Going easy on murders and rapist is what the liberal jew wants you to believe. If you murder a child or elder you should die.
wtf am i watching
>>70907196
Kim would never nuke China. Kim hates Japan, USA and South Korea.
All though I am wondering, why there are slavs now. Singing.
>>70907278
slav culture
FACT: North Korea produces world(!) champions in taekwondo.
FACT: North Korea is an independent nation, both from China, Russia and the US. There is no other nation on earth that can say this.
FACT: North Korea has nukes, this makes North Korea one of the most powerful nations on the planet.
FACT: All the people in North Korea love their leader and support him. This is MUCH more than ANY other nation can claim.
FACT: There is absolute rule of law in North Korea, no gangs, no degeneracy, no thieves, no corruption.
FACT: Military FIRST doctrine is the true soul of any man and how the universe does and should work.
FACT: You would not stand a chance against ANY of North Koreas soldiers in hand to hand combat, their singular mind and purpose cuts through your flesh like burning oil.
FACT: North Korea is one of the most beautiful places left on earth, full of raw nature, northern mountains and wild rivers.
FACT: North Korea is the most technologically advanced nation on earth, building its own solar and wind energy. Every single NK citizen fights every day on the fields or in the books to ensure victory to the great leader.
FACT: North Korea with bravery and unparalleled courage has successfully defended itself against american, japanese and southern traitor invasion, something almost no other nation in the history of the world can say.
FACT: North Korea can easily deal a fatal blow to the US by ordering its sleeper agents to detonate US nuclear reactors across the country, making the entire country uninhabitable for centuries.
DAILER REMINDER: YOUR WORTHLESS NATIONS ALL DESERVE TO BE EXTERMINATED BY THE ALL MIGHTY KOREAN PANDA
>>70902114
>planning to launch nukes
>putting countdown timer on tv
gtfo to /b/
>>70907089
Don't apologize. It can't be helped when we are limited to judging someone's expression through tiny little letters that don't exactly portray anything.
Sometimes Americans are good at throwing idioms out there expecting non-Americans to understand them. Then we don't understand why people from foreign countries have difficulty understanding the English language.
