http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
No leafs please
I hate my life
Ihml
first for life hating dispacher
Praise KEK
I hate my life sub-edition
>>79796627
First for I hate my life
Sienna-Chan wishes us a happy 4th of July, and everyone be safe!
>>79796627
>DOLLA ALEJANDRO
IM DYING
i hate my leaf
1st for sienna channnn
IT'S MY HOUSE BITCH
>i hate my life
>I would hate my life too if I lived in Chicongo
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
Why are Canadians not allowed to post here?
Also, I'm FROM CHICAGO!
>extra theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk
What else do you do when listening.. other than posting ITT?
>>79796627
>I hate my life
>>79796937
Big ole titties.
Link for instagram..
>she takes your pants off
>then lights them on fire
another day in chicago
where my roberts at?
>>79796869
>no leafs
0.0 Satan is with us
>>79796937
>>79796949
cancer
>>79796999
be comfy
>>79796989
They're like Australians but less funny
>>79796999
Play the drinking game/
>>79797046
sipping gin and browsing gay porn
>>79796937
And she's all ours. MMMmmmm.
>>79797082
I only noticed how bad Canadians are after I made a userscript to replace their flag with the canadian pride flag.
>>79797082
I understand they elected a weak man into power. But they all can't be THAT bad can they?
nigger filled with wisdom
>>79797082
Fuck off bud, your just the same lad that fell for shitty bait in the last thread about dead cops..
Go be triggered somewhere else shit stain.
>>79796999
upside down devil dubs
Just came from a 4th of July cookout/firework display
Just playing Rome Total War atm
May we dedicate a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner for these brave men and women who put their time, effort and lives protecting earnest citizens of this country from harm?
Here goes nothing:
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light
>>79797134
fuck off randy, dinner for 2 you and the gut
@ Seattle fireworks thing. Big orechestra and everything.
Who /nothome/ here?
SHOTS FIRED
TWO MALE WHITES
>>79797167
Script name & example? noice.
>2 white males wearing black hoodies shooting guns
We race war now
>>79797176
He tapped his 3rd and some PCP one too many times.
>wooaaah! wooooaaaah! Wooaaah!
WHOA WHOA WHOA
"I hate my life" over air...
"I have no idea what you're talking about" over air...
"I'll get you back up" like you're bored as hell...
>>79797201
hopefully this place gets blown up so we can get some excitement
>>79797176
Gangsta Jaffa.
>Nervous dispatcher
>>79797178
Canadians are absolutely welcomed.
desu to the trash with the flags, they're divisive and easy to abuse (by shills)
>>79797240
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/21130-cucknadia
The code is also really simple so it's not hard to add other meme countries if you like.
>>79797201
I'm at a house party drinking this plebs shit beer and watching them play anime games.
>>79797296
Indeed.
>>79797265
Radio discipline would make these threads far more boring.
>>79797315
Why do you think Moot gave them to us?
>>79797373
What?
Sounds like a shitty house party...
>>79797016
>D
We'll gives meaning to that letter, if you nawm sayan
>>79797311
Is there sauce on that girl?
>>79797373
Nice quad-dubs.
>>79797373
yay, 4th of july
r-right Americafriend?
>old granny not picking up the phone
Ded
>>79797460
Chloe Camilla
>He went into a store and put a hole in the clerks leg.
ARE THEY DONE SHOOTING?
Or WIll there be more shootings?
>>79797526
its still pretty early so yes
>>79797031
I AM THE LIQUOR
>>79797373
>At a shitty sausagefest party
>Lands based dubsquads
Go do whatever you desire, champ! The will of Kek rides with you!
>>79797460
Yes however she's a degenerate whore so it's best if I not tell you
>panic alarm
what a shame, looks like a nice neighborhood.
congratulating each other right now
>>79797503
Damn right colgate-kun
ATTENTION LEAF FUCKERS
GET
OUT
OF
MY
BOARD
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79797526
>done shooting
>in chicago
>>79797575
>>79797373
PRAIS'D BE KEK! MIGHTY ARE HIS DIGITS!
>>79797510
Thanks brah
>>79797526
2nd Amendment bitch
>>79797625
But it's so ...comfy... in here
:^)
>I hate my life
We should send a muffin basket to the dispatchers and a nice message to lift their spirits
>fireworks
>getting the attention of the police or even fire dept
You should live where I live
>>79797176
>>79797296
>>79797385
Woah, the Jaffa are real?
>>79797526
>He doesn't know that diversity never stops
>>79797583
The cock wants what the cock wants
>people get this autistic at the sight of a leaf
>>79797625
fat AND autistic, SAD!
>>79797503
We are friends, yes :D
>>79797731
Dindu muffins
>>79797749
Maybe dey wuz spayce kangz?
>>79797781
Literally worse than Australians
At least the Aussie shitpostig is funny
>>79797781
You reap what you sow
>>79796937
My god what I wouldnt give to let her tie me down and rub her sexy little feet all over my face
>>79797749
WE WUZ LITERALLY EGYPTIANS N SHIT
>>79797886
fuck off leaf http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_5906
>>79797974
LOL
>Direct traffic u lazy fuckers
>10-4
t. Robert
>>79797669
have you don-
A LEAF
>>79797974
It's a nice gun you autistic pencil neck.
> P.P.O. ChouNilla.
>>79797878
>>79797575
BY KEK, I HAVE DONE IT AGAIN.
>>79797974
kek
>>79797886
Can you explain the structure of your police? Like, is the RCMP federal, and then the provinces have their own local forces? Do municipalities have their own departments as well? Do you have sheriffs and marshalls? Thank you in advance for your helpful reply.
>>79797974
Interesting digits
>>79797991
>>80000000
Soon
anyone have the pic of the retro cartoon sassy black dispatch?
>>79798077
>>79797979
>I MUST KNOW
>>79798137
Do we have one for tonight?
>>79797955
If she tied you down, it'd be to rob you.
>>79798070
RCMP are our FBI
CSIS are our CIA
We have provincial police.
We have municipal police.
Praise kek
>>79798141
That doesn't mean he'll be unable to answer the question.
>>79798170
I haven't made a new one, just weekend edition and vehicle edition.
You will accept your new queen Cassy.
>>79797731
How do we go about doing this? Should we send them some chocolate instead, for a pick me up kind of thing?
>>79798019
Robert is a fucking hunk got damn
>>79798255
Kek
Sauce
>>79797892
>implying it effects us at all
>>79798111
Retro dispatched nigger
>>79798255
still shilling that crackhead huh?
>>79798246
nnnnnnice.
>>79798070
Only a few provinces have their own force. Ontario has the OPP, Quebec has the Surete, and Newfoundland and Labrador has the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary.
Everywhere else has the RCMP taking care of them directly. Most larger towns and cities have their own police forces, but the smaller ones have the RCMP doing that job too.
The shittiest RCMP postings are frozen hellholes in the North where the natives have nothing to do but drink and shoot at the local RCMP office.
>>79798255
Is she an albino?
aw shi requestin backup
>>79798070
>diversity relations
Nigga wit a bike at the hooka bar!
>pulled a knife on his cousin
>>79798320
>effects
>He's drunk
Story of my life
Orchestra's playing John Williams.
I'm real /comfy/ here lads
>drunk fight in an alley
Srsly fuckers, stay away from the alley
>this is why I hate fireworks
>this is why I hate fireworks
GARBAGE CAN FIRE IN THE ALLEY
>this is why I hate fireworks, they got a garage on fire
garage on fire
>>79798376
You down with OPP?
>yeah you know me
>This is why I hate fireworks
>This is why i hate fire works
>>79798661
>>79798664
And the fence, too.
9/11 Robert
Garage on fire
> "9-11 Robert"
> "this is why I hate firteworks. They got a garage on fire."
>dis is why I hates fireworks, we gotta anudu garage on fire.
>garage on fire
This is why I hate fireworks.
This is why i hate fireworks
>garbage cans possible on fire
>"this is why I hate fireworks"
>Ex took her keys
>GARAGE ON FIRE. THIS IS WHY I HATE FIREWORKS
kek
>>79798625
So instead of having these threads remain comfy would you rather us just shit post up every thread created because that can happen really quickly.
Garage AND garbage can on fire
The rise rises
HAHAHAHAHHAA
>This is why I hate fireworks...
>garage on fire
How does this even HAPPEN
Is this through negromancy?
>cackling laughter
wat funny, dispatch?
>that laugh
Jesus keep that mic clear you cackaling fucking ape
>dispatch laughs hysterically
Going, enough sheananigans for one night
>Dat dispatch laughter
>>79798619
> mass relay
that sassy laugh
> HAI HAI HAI
hyena cowls
Laugh like killary.
>>79798711
You already do
>>79798752
That was one banshee laugh
>ugh my husband is throwing things in MY house, I can't stand it any more, police please remove him
10-4, squat!
>>79798805
>works
Other wise I like it
>>79798799
Enough said.
wtf does ROBERT mean lmao
ABOUT TO SET IT OFF
QUOTE QUOTE SET IT OFF
>>79798934
Robert is the callsign for night shift Chicago cops
IM BOUT TA SETITOFF! OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD!
"SET IT OFF"
>>79798934
Its officers who are night shift. Adam is days
Caller said his girlfriend stabbed him and hung up the phone
>she's about to "set it off"
>>79798934
Robert is like the american version of officer jenny from pokemon, only instead of fun fighting animals niggers
>>79798711
Yeah, pretty much
Set it off, I suggest y'all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-eP2oWs9UU
i wanna beat up leftists in november, if I apply now for police school do you think I'll be done in time?
>>79799092
ID
>Koon
>>79799151
PTI is typically 6 weeks I believe? You can actually put yourself through PTI if you pay your way, rather than be sponsored by a department. At least in IL you can put yourself through. No job required, just a clean record and the ability to legally own a firearm.
>Neighbors are shooting fireworks onto the cars but specifically aiming at a black jeep
>BLACK JEEP
>>79799151
just dress up like a really obvious tranny and tell them you are sick of them oppressing you before you attack, they wont even bother calling the cops. they will apologize to you after you kick their ass.
bonus points if your a tranny of color
>>79798799
Some aspie beta being this ass blasted.
I almost laughed but thinking about how shitty your life is that satisfies me enough.
>>79799092
> A fucking koon
>The whole west side is on fire
This city is fucking insane
>The whole city smells like it's burning
THE WHOLE CITY IS BURNING
Intoxicated female causing a disturbance at the women's shelter
>The whole city smells like it's burning now.
>The whole west side is burning
Whole city smells like it is burning.
kek
Whole city smells like it's burning.
tfw when it's just apestank...
CITY BURNING
>whole west end of the district is burning
>whole west end is burning
fuck
>It smells like the whole city is burning
>the whole west end is on fire
IT RISES
>Shits on fire
>whole city smells like its burning
>THE WHOLE CITY BURNING
"The whole city smells like it's burning"
>whole city smells like it's burning
>THE WHOLE WEST END IS BURNING
>THE ENTIRE CITY SMELLS LIKE ITS ON FIRE
Where is robert?
Fires everywhere
>whole west side of the district is burning
Did we meme magic the Second Great Fire of Chicago into existence?
drunk beaner
>>79799304
Its a real shithole
Short male hispanic in his mid 30s, wearing a tank top, highly intoxicated, shooting fireworks at cars, known gangbanger
>Chicago...is burning.
Cow or coons>>79799399
Kek be praised
>>79799425
Fucking manlets.
Female laying on the ground, about 15 people fighting around her
woman getting beat up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk#
THE FIRE RISES
>>79799288
Truth hurts
Canadians just shitpostig
>>79799399
POST YFW
bitch wants her phone
>>79799486
#RapeWars
>>79799453
on which channel?
>>79799592
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>79799522
>>79799526
those times
Hive mind anon
KEK IS WITH US BOYS!!!!!!
keith like a candy bar
robert reporting for duty
>>79799522
>>79799526
wew lad
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobert
>>79799693
heath
>>79799486
They're battling for mating privilege
>>79799819
cool, I'm retarded
The uncle beat her up and drug her down the street, she's spitting up blood
>>79799765
fuck off lahey
>WHITE SHIRT, GRAY PANTS, GRAY ULTIMA.
>>79796627
IS IT STILL HAPPENING OR AM I TOO LATE?
>Shots fired in that area. All kinds of calls coming in there.
>>79799288
>Can'tadian stormweenies in charge of using meme arrows
>>79799932
>IS IT STILL HAPPENING
>implying it will ever stop...
>>79799932
Oh it's happening in fact if you pay attention the entire west sides effectively on fire
>>79799932
it ain't even the witching hour yet, shits just starting to get fired up
>>79799932
Yes.
But you already missed a garbage can fire in an alley, and a garage fire.
all praise kekkkk
>>79799932
You have 2-3 more hours of fun
>SHIT
"So much shit going on around here"
So much shit going on around here....
>theres so much shit happening here
>There's so much shit going around here it's hard to decipher... if somebody comes up shot I'll let you know
>So much shit going on around here
lol watch dat mouth officer
>there's so much shit going on here it's hard to decipher
Sheeeeeit
>so much shit going on its hard to decipher.
So much shit.
>SO MUCH SHIT IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CODE
>TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON
Anyone here from Chicago?
I've visited multiple times for months at a time, I like the city but too many damn people.
>>79799932
Did that com answer your question?
THANK YOU SIR
>So much shit going on here
>It does seem a little bit quieter
>so much shit going on
>>79800133
>Anyone here from Chicago?
Chifag here
S I R
I
R
Railroad Police on the net. You know there's so much shit going on around here when the fucking RAILROAD POLICE have to assist...
>>79799996
>>79800017
>>79800038
oh thank god im just in time
>>79800133
I'm from chicago, what type of quesitons can I help you with?
>>79799984
>stormweenies
The only queers that use this term are from freech so I'm guessing you guzzle sperm by the gallon.
>>79800133
Reporting.
I live in a neighborhood with a healthy amount of white people so I am okay
If someone gets shot I'll let you know...
>>79796627
I don't see enough people in these threads calling it Chiraq, I thought it was a common nickname for Chicago
>You're going a little low on me.
S E X Y
E
X
Y
>>79800216
I wonder if railroad police is the same as transit police?
We have Transit Police here in Boston and they deal with a ton of shit,
>>79800133
I'm way out west in Dupage county (45 minute drive from downtown, 1 hr+ with traffic).
I have some friends in south loop, their area is OK, lots of good food places in walking distance.
None of its cheap though (rent and property).
>>79800181
>Chifag here
For the love of God anon, keep your head down.
>>79800263
we not niggers
>>79799819
I literally just got back from the gas station with one of these. What the fuck?
>>79800263
it is, we just dont care
A group of males and females fighting, with knives
>Group knife fight
zone 6
>females having a knife fight
Wew we gladiators now
females fighting with knifes
Mann fuck working at a hospital in chicago.
>Two females fighting with knives
>shots fired
>>79800263
Chiraq
everyone gets a stab wound
officers hate knives, shits going to get real.
>>79800304
>For the love of God anon, keep your head down.
I live in a well-off all-white part of town, I'll be fine.
>>79800216
railroad cop would be a sweet job
i bet you get all the homeless trainhopping girl pussy you want!
and if they say no, you can just arrest them lol
Backlog
>>79800314
We West Side story now
>>79800263
Chimpcongo
>back logged police
I wonder what >>79800000 says
>We're in a backlog so it's gonna be a while till we get there
>>79800263
Chicongo works better
>>79800263
>I don't see enough people in these threads calling it Chiraq, I thought it was a common nickname for Chicago
It's not, only ignorant out-of-towners and the press call it that. You can thank Spike Lee for popularizing it.
See also: "the big apple"
>>79800412
I set that to record today, gonna watch it tomorrow.
How much popcorn and soda do I need?
>Harry Zebra
Wew
Male black shooting a rifle behind the apartment building
A female that was visiting him that stole two thousand dollars
>>79800377
That's true
I read that most police fear knives the most, especially in the hands of a woman.
10-21 information
>>7737508157
YKWTD :D
>the voice of reason
L M F A O
white guy hates nigger dispatchers
wow dispatch and officers fighting...
KEEP OFFICER SAFETY IN MIND
o shit, somebody is mad
SEND THOSE CALLS TO A TWO PERSON CAR!
THINK OF ROBERT, DISPATCH!
That sass.... :D
>Two PERSON CAR, NOT A ONE PERSON CAR!!!!!!
>send two officers
>yes ...sir
Holy shit, you fucking think?
>>79800570
>>79800583
>old white cop who's seen some shit
5-6 gangbangers in the street blowing off m80s
>>79800680
lewd
Closing in on 3,300
>>79800432
>>79800432
>>79800432
new thread everyone
1 dead in Chinatown park
