http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
First for robert
Male black shooting a rifle!
THIRD FOR SASSY DISPATCHER-CHAN
2nd for 2 people cars
>first for half the city is literally on fire
LETS KEEP OFFICER SAFETY IN MIND
COP IS TIRED OF THIS SHIT
Keep Officer Robert safe
NO LEAFS PLEASE
go leafs go
THOSE CALLS SHOULD BE GIVEN TO A 2-PERSON CAR, NOT A 1-PERSON CAR
DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOBS? KEEP OFFICER SAFETY IN MIND.
KEEP OFFICER SAFETY IN MIND
>OFFICER SAFETY
>>79800432
ALL HAIL ROBERT! UNLIKE CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL, HE DOESN'T JUST STAND BACK AND ALLOW LAWLESSNESS TO SPREAD.
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca
THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html
THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/
> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.
> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.
THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3
> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
TWO PERSON CAR NOT A ONE PERSON CAR
>officer safety
officer safety
>officer safety
officer safety
keep it in mind.
black guy left his car in the middle of the street and he's chasing a black girl down the street
>extra theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk
>sending a 1 man car into an alleyway with a nigger with a rifle...
good job dispatch! Having to get a supervisor bust your balls over that!
5-6 gangbangers blowing up m80s
>GANGBANGERS
>>79800633
Inb4 some other nigger steals it because niggers
>>79800582
leafs?
5-6 gangbangers in the street blowing off m80s and there's kids outside
White man as the supervisor trying to fix the retarded operator's mistake
typical
cousin got beat up 6 guys
Digits on the air in the last thread
>773750-8157
anyone got a recap for tonight going?
man I bet that dude was called out of retirement to help on July 4th
beat up by 6 guys? hmmm i wonder what race fights 6 on 1........
this is some shit
Wow like 10 straight seconds of dead air. Amazing
TWO PERSON CAR CHECKING IN!!!
>>79800709
>recap for tonight
City on fire
>That long silence
>>79800735
Probably white guys
>>79800741
>this is some shit
ha, just give it another hour or two. major habbenings then.
>>79800748
kek
FUCK THE POLICE
>>79800709
a few hours ago someone kept trying to kidnap kids
>>79800675
Post the ressssssst yooouuuuu alpine niggeerrrrr
>>79800767
Does chicago have a citywide last call at 2AM like some cities?
>>79800777
kek no
>>79800767
god damn, and i thought my local scanner had some hairy shit.
this is the most surreal dispatch i have ever heard.
>>79800757
Ummz Dats Racist
Po po having a stressful night it seems.
The most stressed I've heard them the past week.
Chicongo really is hell!
>>79800777
>>79800777
sjw detected!
Battery in progress, 2 guys fighting, group of 10 males out there. It can wait.
ALL MY KEKS
>>79800911
nice digits robert
11 year old shot..
>>79800946
She didn't want to send that one dude alone
11 year old shot in the arm
11 year old shot in the elbow, last name Lopez
>11 year old shot in the elbow, last name Lopez
OY VEY YOU RACIST WHITE GUN OWNERS, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
11 y/o lopez shot!
11 year old shot in elbow
>11 year old shot in the elbow
>Last name: Lopez
>11 year old shot in the elbow
>eleven year old shot
>eleven year old shot
>eleven year old shot
>eleven year old shot
Lopez, 11 years old, never plays tennis again
11 YEAR OLD SHOT IN ELBOW
Why wouldn't they send in the national guard? This is bananas
>>79800880
>4th of july on monday
>3 day weekend
>boozeiest night of the year
>fireworks galore
>all sorts of parties and gatherings
>summer heat
>gunshots masked by explosives
they call it the hell shift
>lopez
I almost cared for a second
>11yo shot in the elbow
oh fuck
>last name lopez
never mind
Chiraq gun control laws doing its job
>11 year old
11 year old shot in the elbow...
>mfw: thatisawful.jpg
Last name "Lopez"...
>mfw: topkekaroo.jpg
That will teach him to raise his hand at his mama again!
HAHAHA 831 ROBERT YEAH RIGHT
Who in their right mind would let their 11 year old be out on the street in a major city at midnight on a Monday?
>Last name Lopez
LOL SPICS
>>79801085
I just agreed 100% with a leaf. Nice job, leafbro!
HA YEAH RIGHT 831 ROBERT!!!
>>79801139
Could have been at home. Did anyone catch the address?
HOW MANY COPS ARE ON PATROL TONIGHT IN CHIRAQ, ANY GUESSES?
>>79801192
6 gorrilllion
>>79801062
chicago is full of niggers nigging, why on earth would you want to stop them from killing eachother?!
>>79801192
All of them
>>79800432
>>79800432
>>79800432
Chicago in flames live chat https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>79800851
It depends on their license. They could be either 2, 3, or 4am.
It doesn't matter though, a vast majority of the shit you'll hear on the scanner isn't from people leaving the bar after last call.
>>79801192
not enough
Tranny or junkie??
>>79800851
>Does chicago have a citywide last call at 2AM like some cities?
No, it can be as late as 4am.
did he say a guy got shot in front of a cop?
>all these shootings
>all these crackheads
>all these degenerates in general
Chicago should be declared a failed city and abandoned
>>79801313
Why not both?
>>79801307
it will never be enough
>>79801313
tranny
>>79801366
I just heard a guy got shot
>>79801313
>this is a 10/10 in Chicago
>>79801162
Your stripes make you look fat
But your stars make you dazzle
>>79801320
>>79801264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MW_5J3aPqI
>>79801372
WHAT HOOD YOU CLAIM, ROBERT?
>>79801404
this city needs at least 50 judge dredds
>>79801313
Nigger
I'd let Maria domestic batter muh dik if you know what i mean
Two male blacks in chinatown park have guns, and then the caller's cell phone went dead
spooooky
OH SHIT,NIGGA DEAD
>>79801192
about 12,244 sworn officers and over 1,925 other employees.[
RACQU WARU
Niggers in Chinatown
Black guys terrorizing china town with guns.
what the fuck chicago.
>no amber-lamps left available
>using foul language...........
>be american
>police arrest you for using foul language
>GANGBANGERS USIN' FOUL LANGUAGE
>gang members outside using foul language
BETTER CALL THE COPS
what an appropriate song
>>79801487
It'll be very hard to find her on facebook. Do you know how many Maria Garcias there are??
>>79801487
oh i definitely know what you mean
Chicago resident here, AMA.
I live in Lincoln Square, which is a blue collar white neighborhood that borders mostly chill Hispanic neighborhoods.
TRIADS VS NIGGER WAR
>>79801526
>Niggers in Chinatown
Big trouble in little China.
Apparently a 5 year old was shot...
https://twitter.com/samjcharles/status/750195408052359168?s=09
What is the point of these threads?
When did this general shit spread to /pol/?
>>79801547
>l-land of the free...
>>79801579
how many shots do you hear everyday?
>oh gorsh, somebody just hert my fee fees
>better call the police
CALLER WAS ATTACKED BY A DOG, HE DOESN'T WANT AN EMS
>a duck
>duck
SO FUCKING COMFY RIGHT NOW
>>79801592
its a weird feeling hearing something happen and then being reported on the news
>>79801592
Very few of the calls come across the radio. Most are direct dispatched on computer
>>79801634
You have to go back...to tumblr
>>79801702
im literally in bed with ice cream and my cat
you don't know comfy
>>79801634
Where the fuck have you been?
The point is to listen to subhuman coons destroy a once proud city in real time and roor for the men and women engaged in a desperate battle to keep it a civilized metropolis.
>>79801634
I like to listen to the rot of a disgusting liberal mass.
>>79801723
Even weirder when you're the one shooting 5year olds and getting away with it
>>79801547
No...
>Get police called for noise complaint
>Get arrested for illegal weapons or warrants
Based Colin Flaherty shows that when Blacks play @ Nogwarts in non-chicago areas they shut down the area
This sounds like Chicago:
>Problems throughout the day
>Throwing bottles at people
>Violence
>Shooting people with fireworks
>Large group shows up blasting music starts fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIzhgBLweQ8
>>79801634
2nd this.
First time in thread, Listening for 3 minutes and people already been shot.
>>79801634
These threads have been on here for years, newfag.
>>79801650
None from where I live, there are some high rises near the beach which are infested with niggers (they're supposed to be for low income senior citizens) on Sheridan.
The police notoriously have well-patrolled buffer zone between the Sheridan ghettos and the one-percenter condos closer to the beachfront.
SHOT
IN
AN
ALLEY
>>79801723
It's even weirder when you're the one who did it
>>79801634
>When
Nigger, if you've been gone this long, you're no longer one of us. Lurk, bitch, and learn our new ways.
>>79800675
Lisa Ann blows the president
robert is still on duty tonight this guy needs a tv show, not like COPS though, but like, the average boring ticket writing sides of cops but then BAM some niggers start shooting eachother, and robert springs into action and eliminates him. then ISIS attacks
BAM ROBERT TO THE RESCUE
OH NO THE SYRIAN REFUGEES
NOT IN MY CHI TOWN BITCHES
BLABLABLABLABLABLA
>>79801634
It all started when a Bulgarian frog called mom, even though it was expensive. Mom's two sons were already on edge, and went out in a blaze of glory.
>>79801796
are the spics friendly or very anti social?
>>79801751
Taking advantage of the no penetration laws I see.
>Getting a second call, male wearing a red and black shirt, red shorts, running around with a gun in his hand
>>79801761
Are you literally me?
>>79801801
MAN RUNNING AROUND WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND
>running around with a gun in his hand
>>79801831
The opening credits are Robert, drenched in sweat doing slow motion pull ups while Heat of the Moment plays
>>79801702
>tfw sipping gin and nibbling on milanos
this level of comfy should not be legal
>>79801901
That's Scottie Pippen.
>>79801896
w-were just friends
>>79801956
He shoots, he scores!
>>79801487
Another fuckin neck tat
This shit must be chriaq culture for even the girls to have them
>They're havin' a problem, not giving specific information. Mom, the in-laws are involved.
Good evening, Roberts.
>>79801990
kek taking things slow..
>>79802032
That bitch looks like she snorted a petri dish of hepatitis.
In-laws involved. We're about to see some shit boys.
Direct hit mission!
>>79801751
>im literally in bed with ice cream and my cat
are you a gril?
>20 shots, a car sped off
>20 shots in the area. Car sped off.
DRIVE BY
>>79802032
It's the
>I don't ever want a fucking job tat
Best part about it is Cops have an even better idea of what a shitstain the person is
>>79801862
>are the spics friendly or very anti social?
Generally anti-social to mildly friendly when they're in a white neighborhood or in the Loop or touristy area. They're mildly hostile toward white people when you're in their neighborhoods.
I went on a long walk west around Albany Park which is almost exclusively Hispanic and I got some shit, eventually some guy flagged down a cop and told them I was acting suspiciously.
>20 shots in the area
>heard a car speed of
You can be the luckiest guy on earth but you can't survive 20 shots
Add another body to the count
beaten up by 4 gangmembers by a gun
>>79800861
>>79800777
>worship a chaos god
>get chaos
What were you expecting?
>>79801922
"robert, reporting for duty today..."
random big breasted receptionist lady idk "oh, is something on your mind today robert?"
R " this city.. all of this.. crime.. its getting to me.. big breasted lady i still dont know your name"
RBBRL " dont let it get to you baby.. let me"
>/gif/
>Gang bangers
>Bangers
Person at gas station. Caller saying he was beat up by 4 gangers with a gun. They're gone now. He became very emotional and said he can't talk anymore.
>You gave him a tissue?
>That's very nice of you.
That's very nice of you
>Aw, you gave him a tissue?
Fuck, the bants on this dispatch lady.
>>79802207
NIggers can't aim.
>aw did you give him a tissue
RUTHLESS. these girls are funny as fuck
>TISSUE
>DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
>DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
>DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
DID YOU GIVE HIM A TISSUE
Tissue status: GIVEN
ayy lmao dispatcher making fun of the guy
>did you give him a tissue?
you cheeky cunt
>he became very emotional
>did you give him a tissue?!
has a baseball bat
A FUCKING TISSUE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79802207
Niggers have notoriously bad aim.
Goddamn all this shit just constantly.
The media has been covering up the rot and cancer in our society for how long now, eh?
>>79802207
You can if the spook firing at you is holding his gun in landscape mode.
The dispatcher that just said, "Thank God!"...I want to marry her and have children.
"10 bangers"
By the way, I was listening to the Chicago scanner in 2009 before any of you even KNEW about it.
A fucking tissue
>a drunk guy choking his sister
>>79802283
not in south philly
they have good aim
>>79802257
Fuck canada and austraila. the strongest bantz in the world are the dispatchers of the CPD.
They have seen some shit, and it has only made them funnier.
>thank god
>was just thanking god for you, thats all!
>thank god for you too
>>79802318
She gave you another one
calling the cops to come get your nieces kids....wtf LOL
>thank god for you too
sassy :3
Come get these damn kids out my house...
Sassy dispatch lady for president. Thank God for her too.
>>79802325
>she says the daughter dropped off the three month old and the 20 month old and never said when she'd be back, now she wants someone else to take them
>my partner's great with babies
>wonderful, I knew I picked the right car. Thank God for you two
HAYWOOD JABLOWME
Double check make sure not a dupe.
His mom's drunk fighting with a 17 year old sister
>>79802325
loser
>>79802325
Hipster
"Thank god for you too"
God bless the Chicago PD and dispatch.
>Garbage can on fire, it's very close to the garage, it might catch on fire
>>79802325
Nah senpai, I've been listening since 2007. Been reading SecondCityCop since at least 2008.
>>79800695
Good thing JapMoot blocks social security numbers
xxx-xx-xxxx
You know how crazy these ladies must be in bed? They deal with insanity all day long. You know they're up for anything.
Honey disregard
>>79802325
I've been listening since '86 so check yourself poser.
>>79802305
K E K
E
K
>>79802479
>>79802500
I want to marry and tenderly love sassy dispatch-chan
>>79802479
hunter2
>>79802541
go fuck yourself canada
>>79801634
>When did generals move to /pol/
Nigger the Trump general has been here since at least August if not already a year now...Syria general been here way longer.
Lurk moar faggot.
>>79802479
xxx-xx-xxxx
Gang members drinking and being loud in the vacant lot
gang members drinking being loud in a parking lot
>>79802479
That's not an SSN, its a callback number for a person involved that was given over the radio.
>Count your digits
SSN=9 digits
Phone = 10 digits
>>79802541
>>79802548
Negative, Robert. I called dibs on sassy as my dispatch waifu ages ago.
Someone shot through her second floor window, casing on the floor, found the bullet in her apartment as well
someone shot through her window and broke it and found the bullet in her apartment
>>79802479
358-71-4673
>someone shot through my 2nd story window
>there's a casing on the floor
>they also found the bullet in her apartment
wat
>>79802660
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHE'S MY WAIFU
who throws bricks at cars?
Male hispanic white dago tee throwing bricks at cars, just busted somebody's window
My fingers work just fine, dispatch-chan.
;-)
>>79802479
xxx-xx-xxxx
>>79802711
Chicago residents.
>>79802707
ILL KNOCK YOUR WAIFU OUT AND SHIT ON HER HEAD!
>>79802660
delet this
damn its non stop so many things happening and i havent gotten closure from the niggers in the parking lot like ten minuets ago
Anyone else /nothome/?
>>79802711
Spics apparently
>>79802565
>Implying I don't get your granny do it for me
She has those nummy gummies.
>>79802711
>tfw not checking your keys
>>79802742
123
45
6789
xxx-xx-xxxx
>>79802716
delete this you fucking perve
>>79802707
Bitch, I'm custom-making a sassy daki!
>MY DEVOTION IS ABSOLUTE. I HAVE GIVEN MYSELF OVER ENTIRELY TO MY BELOVED SASSYCHAN
>>79802782
nigga woke af
cop got trips case number in real life
>Robert Triple 888
Robert confirmed
>breaking through a front door of a building
>>79802782
>VIOLATE OP
OP, show me on the doll where she touched you.
>>79802784
123-45-6789
lmao thanks for falling for it, David. I was able to get a $15,000 line of credit in your name.
> "Give that little nigga a tissue."
>Anonymous disturbances
WE WUZ 4CHAN AN SHIEEEET!
Blue shirt
Bingo!!
BINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>79802906
You're a real bastard, ken.
(Check your ID lol)
>>79802906
you got the wrong number faggot I'm ROBERT
>asthma attack on grandma
feel bad for him
>>79802904
>she
>>79802904
