http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed] [Embed]
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDn4-Na5co
One more for Sienna-Chan!
rObert
Hey guys, I'm a reporter with CNN, could you explain to me what these threads are about?
god help us, the porch apes have discovered m-80's
who /robert/ here?
>>79687040
http://archive.is/DbFmt EBT SHUT DOWN EDITION
>98642 I SEE YOU ROBERTS
What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?
Is he red pilled?
>>79687231
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>79687208
Is this the new meme
Listen to some nice music while listening to the chimpening.
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>79687226
can you explain the robert meme to me?
Fuck I wanna be a CPD
>>79687208
kangz and shit
Why doesn't the government shut down welfare in areas that misbehave?
>>79687158
Changer Jake Gyllenhaal to Robert Robert then it's perfect.
>fire wasn't responding, they just wanted us to check for them
Holy shit
>>79687231
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>>79687226
Reporting
>>79687226
I'm the anon from the other night whose name is actually robert and was listening to the scanner before coincidentally finding this thread lol
>>79686927
http://stores.ebay.com/Chicago-Police-Memorial-Foundation
Supports their memorial fund.
>>79686988
Agreed. That's the one I went with.
>>79687208
We preach white power we love hitler were exactly what you think we are
>>79687208
Fucking niggers
>Smoking weed, drinking & fucking
Hope these kids are the appropriate age.
Foot pursuit
>Females in the backyard smoking weed and partying
Nuoh my gawd
Lay down the donut Jim
Ghetto maiden virginity calls
>>79687318
Do you have any idea how racist you're talking right now?
>>79687208
We listen to the Chicago scanner and laugh at all the black crime. Nigs gonna nog.
>>79687318
RACIST!
Why do they set off the fireworks?
Guys I'm from Fox News can you tell me what these threads are about.
>>79687208
Niggers friend
Not all black people are bad, but there is a significant portion of them just going full retarded monkey in Chicago.
>>79687318
The government calls it "disparate impact"
If it affects niggers more than others, they won't do it
Ever, no exceptions. Now, that's the federal government. State government in a small handful of instances has been able to actually enact drug testing for welfare recipients. Needless to say, the cries of "that's racist" echoed around the world
Underage Sienna mugshot from 2013
>MUH DICK
>>79687318
>Why doesn't the government shut down welfare in areas that misbehave?
Well they already outlawed murder.
Also, pic related.
Was there ever any word from that Aussie who said he was going to go camp out in the Chiraq ghetto this weekend?
>>79687417
>>79687451
b-but it's not racist to point out the truth
I JUS WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOODACYCLE
>>79687463
It's Independence Day Weekend
>>79687318
They'd just chimp harder and against public buildings
At the moment they tend to attack each other
>>79687491
Was she tripping when she "did" those eyebrows?
>>79687208
NEET racists exploiting the suffering and misery of disenfranchised American minorities purely for entertainment.
>>79687517
Found his body on the train tracks a few threads ago
>>79687318
Because the few people that can't move shouldn't be punished?
As long as there is one person who wants to do good.
>several shots fired
>>79687486
Disparate chimpact
>>79687507
kek'd
There is so much crime in one city it is insane.
What would a European city like Copenhagen or Frankfurt do if they had this much crime?
SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>anonymously i got nothin' else...........
>>79687575
Idk, maybe a scar on the right eyebrow?
SHOTS FIRED
Is there a way to search this website just for prostitutes?
I want to see if I recognize any.
And then, possibly fap to their mugshot lol
>>79687607
kwk
>captcha: Select all trains
We dont
>>79687666
Nice catch, satan!
>>79687588
>NEET
Excuse me, that's a bigoted and ableist pejorative you're using there.
I just can't....
Check yourself
>>79687231
>EBT shut down
Maybe it's too keep them on low energy intake so that they'll be too tired for chiniggenans throughout the 4th of July.
>>79687646
kek, good bantz aussie
chimpact indeed
OMG HES BACK
LIGHT THE FUSE RACE WAR NOW
First for Robert.
>>79687648
Open their assholes wider.
>Don't rape me bracelets
They haven't dealt with niggas dragging women into sewers yet
Been trying to redpoll a friend- this radio cast might do more than every statistic I've ever told her...
>>79687748
Ah, you raise a valid point, my societally marginalized friend. Consider my keys thoroughly checked. Robert.
For the newfags to these threads:
The purpose of these threads is to gather and enjoy the laughable volume of crimes commuted on a nightly basis in Chicago. Some of the crimes committed are quite strange such as people hiding in sewers dragging women in. Grown men in women underwear running around at 4am scaring children. The tv show COPS isn't permitted to film in Chicago and the scanner is currently the only method for obtaining an unbiased perspective of the amount of crime and violence committed by the black race. Enjoy the new meme bitches.
>jesus villalobos
whats with all the firework incidents happening?
>>79687749
my second image is a trump meme.... i dont even have that Pokemon on my rig. da fuck mang.
>>79687648
Tell the papers to not report it.
I WANT MY BOAT
>>79687866
you not look at your calendar lately?
>>79687866
They be settin off fireworks
This has probably been mentioned before in these threads, but I think it deserves a mention again...
The niggerification of our public sector simply has to stop. These cops and dispatchers have terrible grammar, and say stupid shit like "mah bad" in a professional environment.
Listening to this is like listening to sub-100-IQ radio.
We have to stop niggers from overflowing our public sector jobs. No wonder Chiraq is a fucking shit hole - It's the ruins of a modern city, taken over by niggers.
>>79687866
Bastille Day.
>>79687866
Fourth of July senpai
>>79687866
Umm, its the 4th of July (?)
>Roberts face when another firework call
anyone got a comfy png?
M 8 0 ' s
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0
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>>79687866
Tomorrow is July 4th
Why wouldn't there be illegal fireworks going off? It's Chicago
>>79687866
People calling in complaints
Which can be silly nannies or a smart move depending on what they're doing with the fireworks.
>>79687917
Go to Phoenix and try to get a job dispatching.
If you don't speak Spanish it isn't happening.
Another for Sienna-onee-chan
Peaking 3223 listeners
SEXUAL ASSAULT
>>79687854
>children's out at 4am
>>79687204
Top lel
>>79688036
jesus, i would blow a load all over those fat tits
>>79687917
You realise most cops in Chiraq are probably black right most niggers are black but not all blacks are niggers
>3k listeners tonight
clocking in, Robert
>>79687208
Time stamp or gtfo((reporter))
We are examineing the happening of the urban jungle.
Watch as travon martin ali Jackson (a pure bred black male) fights deshon Thompson (a half breed )
Over shaniqua latisha joans(a slim fertile young light skinned female) we watch at a comfortable distance as they screach and howl while beating their chests to assert dominance.
>>79688008
naw senpai actual comfy not mst3k
>sexual assault
>involving her son
>>79688008
Ha! I shoulda made a transparent PNG when I made the original.
SEXUAL ASSAULT BOYS
Who is this Sienna being posted?
Sexual assault
>Herruuuuuhhhhhh....suuuuhhhnn
>>79688033
Did you try to be a dispatcher here or something?
>>79687648
>>79687835
ohh man its gonna be worse then Chicago if they keep bringin in dem muzis, thing about musies is there more organized and more violent
>>79688096
She smells like febreeze and diapers
>>79688070
The mom reported it, she had to be watching
>>79688036
oooh, look at those nice thick burro hips
>>79687040
Why does it say my country is blocked on /v/
>>79688036
Wouldn't walk down the same street as that creature unless I was wearing one of these. Would be like that bloke on Naruto who uses bugs to kill people but she uses crabs.
>>79687208
We listen to all the crime you fail to report
made OC
>also sexual assault from son?
>>79688120
Some ""youth"" who was arrested today. She has a facebook, hopefully she can get converted or something.
>>79688141
No my friends relative did though.
>>79688169
>>79688036
>tat
>fucking hello kitty tat
Stop spamming this slut.
>>79688114
WINCEST
>>79687208
crime is niggers
niggers is crime
>>79688169
With all those tats...That is a damaged girl that would let you do all kinds of sick, degrading things to her body.
>>79688102
trips!
>>79688169
Glad to see /pol/ is great at stalking nasty spic bitches that fuck niggers day and night
GANG BANGERS
>>79688221
Kekd
segregation is a beautiful thing
>>79687917
While it's true some of them sound like little wayne on extra chromosome, you should be thankful they are working for the forces of good and robert instead of adding to the chaos.
stop posting the spic you spergs
>>79688169
disgust.jpg
Left arm, leg and stomach
Gunshot wounds
>>79688190
I had her in my car. Still have that car. You're making me uncomfortable.
roof party!
we got a roof party
>Fireworks
>Gunshots
trap or junkie??
>>79687666
Satan media confirmed
>>79688235
Never heard that, maybe he should try mcso. No idea.
>>79688436
those shoulders scream "trap"
>>79688436
both
>>79688436
junkie
>>79688385
She's gonna get you with her crabs jutsu.
>>79688436
There's a difference?
Lol "Says he was stabbed Friday. In a lot of pain"
did they just say someone stabbed friday was asking for EMS now?
>>79688480
Don't tell them that they will stalk him more
>>79688457
i made a shit ton of those
im honestly confused why they keep saying robert
>>79688436
That's an awfully strong jaw for it to be a girl...also it's probably a junkie trap.
>>79688480
The jawline does too
Who else here actually /Chicago/?
In a high rise 50 floors above the riff raff. This is beyond comfy
>>79688546
Doin gods work.
>>79688531
>>79688537
There was someone back then that was stabbed but refused EMS
Probably the same guy
>>79688537
Ran out of drugs
>stabbed Friday
>call cops sunday night
>"i uh...think i'm in some bad shape here...lost a lotta blood...may be infected...am i gonna die?"
>>79688558
Same, but a few floors lower
Track bomb!
>>79688436
Junkie.
Burying an orange backpack under the tracks???
>he took somethings out of backpack and layed it on tracks
Holy shit these niggers going WWIII
>>79688558
I am
>>79688547
Night shift designation. It goes their badge number and then what shift they work. So #####R or Robert for radio transmissions
>>79688558
Also, nice double dubs
Checking in for the night, Robert.
DOA
ROBERT COP NEEDS SOME GENDER PERSPECTIVE
> a man took something out of his backpack and put it under the train tracks
Ids habbening dis is I'd
>>79688581
10 - 4
Ayy just got bingo
>>79688639
He took an object out of the bag and put it under the tracks
>>79688675
morning robert
>>79688547
TIME STAMP OR GTFO
>>79688547
I'm confused why you're role playing fag.
>there's no morgue here
>>79688436
>gives the police her porn name
trap or junkie?
>>79688747
>>79688744
tricked
This is my first time in a scanner thread.
Gotta say this is pretty exciting.
>bi-polar gets knife from bag
ruh-roh
Guys I feel like this could be an annual tradition for July 3 in Chicago
>>79688558
Are you looking down?
>>79688805
Monster
>>79688805
definitely a junkie
>>79688805
Crack whore
>>79687993
actually today is the 4th
>1982 Robert 1985 Robert
Feels good man
Monteee Carrrrlo
selling drugs
Sellin' drugs from a black Chevy Monte Carlo
Has anyone gotten it to work on mobile?
>Monte Carlo
What happened with last night's request to create a nog vehicle bingo sheet?
A fucking gold jaguar?
>Need help domestic
>lit the tree on fire
gold jaguarrrrrr~
>gold jag
>boyfriend
Bitch that yo pimp
>Tree on fire
>>79688914
It wasn't when I made my post
hehe
Someone set a tree on fire.
Have these niggas never played FFIX?
>>79688957
There are a hundred fucking scanner apps.>>79688951
>>79688957
you on android?
>>79688957
Yep
>>79688815
Anzu's lips look dry and unkissable. Good luck with your dreams of kissing the rough tundra
>problem with the (((clerk))) over merchandise
Why do they say robert a whole bunch, is that code or is that one of the cops? What neighborhood is this in?
KICK THAT BITCH TO THE CURBBBBB
THE ROOF
THE ROOF
>the roof the roof the roof is on fire
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
the roof
the roof
the roof is on fire
>the roof
>the roof is on fire
ROOF ON FIRE
THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
the roof
the roof
the roof is on fire
THE RUF
THE RUF
THE RUF IS ON FIRE
da roof... da roof.... da roof is on fire
I'm really behind. What feed are you using?
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
>>79687040
>the roof
>the roof
>the roof is on fire
did I hear that right or am i hallucinating
>>79689106
WE DONT NEED NO WATER
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>>79689086
Its in Rosemont
>>79689106
WE DONT NEED NO WATER LET THE FLAMES GROW HIGHAAAAA
>>79689086
Robert is the name of the officer in Chicago
>>79689111
>>79689106
>>79689112
COMBO BREAKER
>>79689136
First link in OP post
>>79689125
>>79689123
>>79689121
>>79689116
>>79689115
>>79689112
>>79689111
>>79689106
>>79689129
>>79689125
>BURN MOTHER FUCKER
>BUUUURRRNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY
>>79689148
LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
>>79689166
Lmao
>>79689155
Definitely have heard addresses in Pilsen and Lawndale..
>>79689186
THREAD THEME SONG
>niggers set themselves on fire
>>79689186
lol
Perfect!
New thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qVz0aUXLEA
>>79689186
Fuck you I was about to post that.
hey this one isnt bad
she doesnt even have any face tattoos
Oh shit. Some people fucking around downtown on Wacker.
fuck I'm from chicago and although its really shit, I miss how autistic the south side is
motorcycle gang fireworks parade?
They be settin off them fireworks all the time
Just got back from hanging out with the family making s'mores, having drinks and eating pizza around a fire
The murder spree in chimpcago start yet?
>>79688809
>>79687208
low-effort troll, dude
Dude sounds like the shit on Wacker is getting real.
>>79689291
>that name
pls dont be a jew
Who the fuck is setting of fireworks the night before the 4th
>1 umamahm boy
Wow I can't believe it's been 240 years since America chimped out for no reason.
>>79689328
is this a fresh meme?
>>79689277
Kovic got into a fight?
what if the Flash was the only cop in Chicago, how fast would he need to move to reach all these incidents?
This thread's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScuVQVRYK0
>>79687208
time stamp
https://youtu.be/BgwUoO1JX9w?list=RDBgwUoO1JX9w&t=63
THE ROOF
THE ROOF
IS ON FIRE
>>79689390
quite fast
Why do people in Chicago shoot fireworks so often? Is that their new "meme" Fucking retards, I swear people that are that subhuman and retarded need to be fucking contained.
>>79689374
Where I am, fireworks are going off nonstop. I also recognize the sound of 9mm going off, but cops aren't doing shit about it.
Baby daddy beatdown
The child's father
DA RUF
DA RUF
DA RUF IS ON FIRA
>>79689377
NO TAXATION WITHOUT
>REPRESENTATION
THEY SHALL DRINK THEIR TEA FROM THE BOSTON BAY, ROBERT
Back to 3222 listeners.
>>79689291
New Waifu Alert?
>>79689436
It isn't just chicago where I'm at people are already setting off fireworks. People just can't wait a day to lose some fingers
>>79689374
I've been hearing them go off bear my house for that 2 nights
We set off some tonight because we had our whole family together in one place today since it's Sunday and won't be doing anything tomorrow
There has been a lack of shots fired tonight.
did people light a bunch of fireworks at midnight and light a bunch of fires?
Call a hearse
>>79689366
hes irish brah.
fitzpatrick?
totes irish.
>>79689556
Shots fired. 600 s Maryland
>>79689325
>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire
not that many moidas really but the night is still young
>Femanon wants to leave
>Sewer nigger doesn't let her go
>Neighbors sewer alligator calls in 911
>>79689377
>no reason
Fuck your taxes bitch
Fireworks need to be banned. They serve no purpose. You think they're so cool, come to a city on the 4th and its niggers opening white neighborhood windows and shooting MOAB fireworks into them all night, and they sneak up to police cars all the time doing it on the 4th
>>79689600
>totes
>>79689629
Chicago is just past midnight, real fun happens around 1 or 2AM
>>79689667
I don't live around niggers, this has never been an issue here
There's a fucking district 9?
Dude some woman pushing a cart in the middle of lake shore?
>>79689380
about as fresh as those gunshot wounds.
>a cart
May Kek Bless you Robert!
>>79689629
2 more
>another person shot 3 times
>someone DOA
>woman pushing shopping cart through traffic, disrupting north AND southbound
skills
NIGGER WITH A GUN
White guy running from cops on motorcycle at over 180 mph.
Stop the chase
White privilege is real
>>79689703
the PCP has to start flowing
>>79689737
Where else would they put the prawns?
I guess the police are finally doing their damn jobs.
>>79689787
Mad Max
>>79689787
>White guy running from cops on motorcycle at over 180 mph.
dude's going for the high score, awesome.
>>79689275
corrected: https://youtu.be/ChmUC0OysoU
I really hope this doesn't take up much data my wifi went out
BREAD NAO
Hands up
Don't shoot
>>79689854
Fuck I forgot I'm on a data plan
>>79689750
did Robert do something funny?
I'm sure when I hear it the police are sniggering.
Am I just mishearing 'rodger'?
woman calling that someone is gonna shoot her
>>79689832
They stopped the chase dudes teleporting i guess what do they do then
Holy shit this domestic is escalating out of control. Bitch gonna get executed.
>don shoot me yo
SMOOTH AS SILK DOWN HERE
Caller telling a male not to shoot her
mfw.png
BLAck BROTHAZ STAND UP AGAINST 4TH OF JULY. WE WUZ KINGS IN EGYPT, WE ARE NOT THE SLAVE OF WHITE MEN. TONIGHT IS OUR NITE TO FUCK SHIT UP IN THEY NEIGHBORHOOD. SUM WHITE BOY GONNA TAKE IT TONITE
>>79689787
>to fast for the roberts
power-to-weight ratio privilege is real
arf arf
Old thread is not not dead yet lol (pg 10)
Sitting here at work with the scanner going in the background.
A good arvo here.
I feel so comfy but uncomfy at the same time
newfag here, can someone give me the basic run down of what the fuck is going on?
>>79690196
Nigs nigging.
Robert is the only cop on patrol right now so he's just running around trying to stop Trees from catching on fire and a guy with a gun who won't let his girlfriend leave
>>79690196
Chicago is what's going on my man
The city is gonna be lit from now until 6 AM tuesday
>>79690196
>>79690078
wtf do you work?
are you researching our meme magic or some shit?
there was an anon that suggested getting revolutionary war uniform in red and blue issued to the gang bangers, would there be any way to suggest that to the Chicago City Council?
>>79690288
dont forget about the recent nogwarts incident
>>79690633
What happened?
>>79690633
I must've missed that since I was making coffee.
>>79690196
Robert Cop
>>79689086
Designator for district 25.
http://shortwaveamerica.blogspot.com/2013/04/chicago-police-department.html?m=1
>>79690748
>>79690755
It was this but it was just on the radio instead of last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biAVdBLbZJM
>>79690865
Oh this okay
Also NEW THREAD that the faggot OP didn't post
>>79690748
>>79690748
>>79690748
>>79690748
>>79691017
Dah fuck your trip not near south you fag.
SAUCY SISPATCHER I NEED TO ROBERT HER ASS
>>79691162
fag
>>79688436
Square shoulders
Domestec Violence!
So bored
>>79690336
Don't ask.;-)
