http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY
LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER BURN
>>79689744
first for Robert
Sienna-chan OC
Posting for mah boi
Shit is off the hook tonight
Burn coal pay toll
1st for sassy dispatch
>>79689932
Check yo keys
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>79689744
http://archive.is/DbFmt EBT SHUT DOWN EDITION
>98642 I SEE YOU ROBERTS
FIREWORKS IN PROGRESS
New waifu?
Sienna will be forever though.
12:30 in Chi-town, intoxicated people walking around and multiple gun incidents at once
>>79689963
green bingo no wifu plz.
B O T T L E
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B L O N D E
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>>79689744
Checked
happy freedom day USA.
LMAO, intoxicated people at Bottled Blonde. Fuck that place. Bro central.
First for comfy
PUPPY
White boy steals Mazda 3.
A fucking dog barking
>midnight
>walking around yelling in a bullhorn
I'm glad I don't leave anywhere near niggers
*bark bark*
>>79689929
THE ROOF
SMOOTH AS SILK
DA RUF DA RUF DA RUF IS ON FIRE
LIGHT THE M80's RACE WAR NAOW
what is it pupper?
WOOF WOOF
Was that a fucking yorkie?!
>>79689963
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
Why would you break into a mazda
YIP YIP
>>79689993
its just a white girl with no history, sienna-chan is a coalburner who could have been saved
>>79690035
Jokes on him. Car's a piece of shit
>>79689963
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>>79690018
I just smoked a huge bowl and I'm making tender now. this is so comfy man
what's the body count so far this weekend?
>>79689884
nah robert is da boss
hes like the superman of tonight.
gonna ask for a promotion tomorrow.
>>79690042
Dude this woman will be executed by sunrise
DA RUF
>>79690100
Around 8-10
>>79689744
>>79690015
Yes, good work OP, good constant flow of memery and good timing keeping the threads alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHlF_cXVCY
Accurate depiction of Chitown
So many fires tonight.
anyonem else catch that dog on dispatch?
sounded like a yappy one...
>the TREE Is on fire
>box of fireworks on fire in a forest preserve.
>"it's on concrete, it's OK."
>>79690124
>immunity cat
>>79690100
checked
>>79690112
The stream is to scary for me senpai.
Got any tips for celebrating independence btw?
>SPOOKY WHITE E350
That's a quality truck desu
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger.
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
also i hope i'm not delayed from you all, just got a 3 car accident
>>79690194
not going to chicago.
or going in full batman attire.
your choice anon-kun.
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
>>79690194
What do you want, fireworks? Probably can find some livestreams on youtube or periscope maybe if not yt
>>79690124
Go fuck yourself, evil dogger
I've got the strangler! Wabash and Van Buren!
Robert is unstoppable tonight
Lakeshore cart woman is back?
We Nogwarts
large crowd
bangers
shooting fireworks
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger.
>>79690273
>>79690285
No I mean our independence day next year.
>>79689962
>4 lenses
>2 eyes
explain please
BANGERS
>BUNCHA BANGERS SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT EACH OTHER
Shooting fireworks at each other, nog wars II?
BANGERS!
BANGERSSSSS
lmao at each other its starting boisss
GANG BANGERS CANT AFFORD GUNS SO THEYRE USING FIREWORKS INSTEAD TOP KEK
>>79690222
Kek has blessed you
>>79690349
quick someone grab the nogwarts.webm
>A bunch of 'bangers' shooting fireworks at each other
https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
> Buncha bangers shooting fireworks at each other, hiding behind cars
Mid 20s white guy at warp speed endangers countless people on a motorcycle at over 180 mph "but maybe closer to 200" and they tell them to leave him alone and bust the 12 year old nigger with fireworks. Top kek cops.
>>79690378
Nogwarts civil war
>pull out gun to confront burglar in your home
>its Kaitlin
wat do?
>>79689380
>>79690367
MASH
>no vehicle were tracking
>sanic
>Buncha bangers shooting fireworks at each other from behind cars
>>79690323
Robert hauled ass and arrested some nigger who tried to go solid snake stealth mode after taking off his white t-shirt during a foot chase
>Shooting fireworks at each other hiding behind cars
I'm disappoint. Nigs learned to shoot fireworks this 4th of july instead of guns so the death count is down from normal
http://Heyjackass.com
>>79690382
>>79690426
pull the trigger to the coalburner
>>79690426
>not a real blonde
She's going to get shot.
YEAH 84 ROBERT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>79690413
playing the odds
Related
SLOW IT DOWN 82 ROBERT
>>79690564
>Tyrone Glocker
>>79690564
nig-nogwarts
>>79690426
Tell her:
>Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
>>79690564
man thats just good fun
>>79690426
Shoot her in the face with my kimber .45.
>>79690564
woulda been funny if only a couple of them had real guns, could have blamed either side
>>79690564
WE
WUZ
WIZARDS
This is absolutely fascinating
>>79690653
RARE FLAG
>>79690564
>not having it named nogwarts.webm
>>79690680
nsheit.
>>79690378
>>79690424
>>79690473
obligatory: https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
>>79690680
KEK
go and serenade her
NOT THE KMART
TOO LOUD
>>79690680
>"dem wyte folk didn't steal all of our majik powers! we slowly leranin' how to fight back! expecto patronum nigguh"
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger
car of girls and what?
>>79690564
You gotta admit that looks pretty fun
oooo assault in progress!
>carfull of girls.
>20 squadcars arriv e on scene.
>assault in progress, car full of girls have a girl pinned in a parking garage
Assault on parking garage in river North. Oh shit!!! Rich girls fucking around...
>Assault in progress
>Couple of girls in car having victim pinned in parking garage first lot
>carful of girls
That's my kind of party
>carful of girls have another girl pinned in the parking lot
#Fappable
>>79689940
>MUH DICK
M U H
U
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D I C K
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K
She is can be saved by the grace of Kek, boys. We just have to meme it into reality.
>call full of girls have someone pinned in a parking garage
>>79690835
Is it goin' real swell?
>>79690855
these niggers dont play
who knows tfw /nogf/ here
>>79690858
>face tattoos
As a tattooed degenerate myself face tats are kinda irredeemable.
>>79689940
Sienna-onee-chan~~~
>>79690836
>>assault in progress, car full of girls have a girl pinned in a parking garage
Oh shit someone jacking some iPhones
>>79690858
>
You goddamn fools, girls like that always don't smell right and have stanky pussies
It's nasty
Never trust a hood rat to smell good
>A WHOLE SHELF
>>79690926
what does her chest tattoo say?
Jocdo?
60 Robert got that real accent.
NEED YOUR HELP
I NEED YOUR HELP
Dat scared female dispatcher
:(
>>79690974
If it smells like fish make a dish if it smells like Calougn leave it........alone.
>women needing help
>I need your help
she sounds CUTE!
Holy fuck people dying
>Robert needs you.
>man beating an elderly man in the laundromat
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
Oh fuck Robert chip reported in
YOU ARE SO POPULAR WITH ME TONIGHT
SASSINESS
>So popular with me tonight
>Oooo my pussy is grooling
>cal the desk robert
>You're so popular with me tonight
>with me tonight
Mmmm
>>79691117
god why do these niggers love to hit old ladies
>You are so popular with me tonight
lewd~
>>79691024
Joche i think
>>79691117
how you gonna get your laundry done with no quarters my robert?
That shits add up when it's not free
she wants his D, bad
>Corey's mother described him as a 'good boy, just tryna turn heem life around'
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger
>>79690124
Go away evil dogger
>>79690124
What's wrong with people drinking around a fire pit?
Open firepit in middle of city lmao
Planet of the apes
>>79691287
Ban assault fire pits
334474
>>79691287
America isn't free
>>79691287
Nothing, that's how I spent my night tonight
But I'm in a rather big wooded yard, in the suburbs surrounded by nothing but white people.
>>79691117
Colin Flaherty's got you covered lad
Black on elderly violence is common
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQZTQdiJ9I
>>79691370
Illinois isn't America
>>79690918
If Mary Magdaline was a modern story she would exactly like Sienna
My heart bleeds for her
Would you take Morgan on a date to the local gun range??
>the fish by the shed?
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
>>79691466
she'd be the "target" of my affection for sure
>>79691466
Pretty bad picture of her, but she's cute. Not as cute as sienna chan though.
>>79691516
FISH BY THE SHED
>>79691370
Killinois, Jew York, Jew Jersey and Commiefornia
You might as well exclude these places from the U.S.
>>79691516
literally a pile of fish next to the shed
>>79690124
Go away, evil dogger!
>>79691419
Drunk teenagers boys!
>>79691444
fuck her and your dick will burn from her
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
READY FOR WALL
>Are we ready for the wall yet?
who's this "seinna chan"?
i've been shoveling shit for a few hours
> Drivin' the wrong way
Some nigger thinks they are in England
PANIC ATTACK
>>79691675
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3269986/sienna-ricchio/
>>79691675
qt that was unfortunately arrested today.
>>79691675
more like STD chan
>123 Robert
what did he mean by this?
HAVIN A PANIC ATTACK
>>79691681
Anal sex
>Have trouble breathing
>Call police
Kek
>>79691623
>>79691444
Trips of Truth, Anon.
Sorry. Kek is my copilot on this one.
Sienna Confirmed Redeemable
>overdose in a bathroom which is locked
PEOPLE OVERDOSING WITH SHOTS FIRED
>shots fired
> Overdosed and locked in the bathroom
Way to celebrate your independence day
>>79691746
>http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3269986/sienna-ricchio/
>a fucking hello kitty tattoo
fucking hell
>Femanon OD'd in bathroom
>Shots fired
Never fear, Robert is here!
I should go to Chicago and handout some bottle rockets.
>shots fired
>dont engage they'll take yo life
Arguing with the parking attendant
>order hooker from internet
>steffany shows up
wat do?
>>79689940
She is working on it
>working in a parking garage around niggers
Must suck so hard
>male bothering a vagrant at the location
>hehehehehe
> There is a male bothering a vagrant at that locatoin
>>79691885
gosh dang that looks tasty right about now
>>79691924
FILTHY N'WAH
>>79691922
I'd suck his dick.
>can barely contain her laughter at the idea of someone calling the cops because someone's bothering a vagrant
>fuck with the homeless
>laughed at by dispatch
>>79691922
>her
>>79691999
TRIPS
>>79691924
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
>>79691922
>>79691922
Start talking about Jesus, she'll leave on her own
>>79691885
>cuisine
........
>Fireworks in the alley
Is this a normal thing for americans?
>>79691922
>Implying you would be able to contain your excitement
Loud music backyard
BOTTLE KIDS, LOOK OUT
>>79692070
>his parents didnt love him enough to give him the five star kids cuisine when he was a child
i feel bad senpai
>>79690215
>>79690222
>>79690283
>>79690362
>>79690806
>>79691132
>>79691245
>>79691255
>>79691532
>>79691609
>>79691628
GO AWAY, CANCER
>>79690307
yes
>>79691648
I'm glad someone else heard it
they throwing bottles
>>79692084
It's our Independence Day(weekend) so yes
Any other week of the year, no
>wat
>>79690124
Fuck off, evil dogger
>be homeless man in chicago
>late night, summer and alone wondering the streets
>fellow african man approaches me "ayo man what u be doin on ma blok?"
>try to avoid him
>"ayo homie u best be knowin who u fuckin wit..."
>hear woman across street call then police, she's slightly smiling
>tfw even the police laugh at me
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
>getting done
>for retail theft
>in fucking Chicago
>on the busiest night of the year
>>79692084
I'll be hearing fireworks every day for the next week at least.
>>79692084
If the freedom is in enough abundance, yes.
>>79692158
I grew up in an age where parents actually cooked meals, not microwaved them.
just went and saw Sienna chan facebook, shes gone boys. shes too ghetto and i think she has a baby. sad to see someone look so innocent inside but look so degenerate in the outside.
>>79692195
>meth
>>79692217
>being a criminal
Fucking worthless TMAs mumbling and being lazy, what a surprise.
>>79690124
Go away dogger
Museum duty sounds pretty good
2 shots back of the head
cars is on fire
>>79692217
He knew the police would distracted. He planned this, he just didn't plan it well.
Do you think getting caught was part of his plan?
>SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
>THE CAR'S ON FIRE
KEYS
>>79691885
Jeezus, eat this shit everyday and america wonders why it has a weight problem
CHECK YOUR RADIOS WITH THAT OPEN KEY
CHECK YO KEYS
>this michael cera mumbling motherfucker
I'm out /chicago/. Stay safe, stay comfy.
>mfw one last CHECK YO KEYS as I sign off
>shot in the back of the head
>car is on fire
CHECK YO KEYS
>Invent Whiskey
>get arrested
>>79690124
go away evil dogger
O P E N K E Y
>>79692262
