http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>dead male found on train tracks, looks 19
>sumboody shot in arm, hand and leg
>many domestics
>many fireworks
>the roof is on fire
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
CHECK YO KEYS
posting for mah boi
>>79692713
http://archive.is/DbFmt EBT SHUT DOWN EDITION
>98642 I SEE YOU ROBERTS
10-4 robert
ROBERT IS UNSTOPPABLE TONIGHT
HOW DOES HE DO IT
This is fun(:
>>79692822
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
Robert Robert
check these keys
>>79692822
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
First time visiting this general, the mugshot blog and the police radio will definitely help me to know the US traditions a little more.
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3269924/patrick-huston/
Also why 95% of the innocent youth arrested is black? Isn't this a little racist? c:
Definitely a comfy thread tho.
reporting in
>It's just all so tiresome.
>DOA 5 YR OLD
fuck mang.
D.O.A.
Have you guys discharged any illegal fireworks this weekend
>Bonafide DOA
>>79692904
I thought you were a Mexican for a second but you aight luigi
Is Sienna white or black?
If she's white she must be better at being a nigger than Shaun King.
new to this general, whats going on
>>79692904
Why is most violent crime in southern italy? Isn't that racist?
>>79692958
>Have you guys discharged any illegal fireworks this weekend
CPD confirmed
Is a cop job in chiraq even worth it?
>>79692929
Robert
>>79692958
No, just shitty state approved ones
Next year I'm crossing state lines to pick up good ones
>>79692904
>Also why 95% of the innocent youth arrested is black? Isn't this a little racist? c:
kinda surprising we don't have affirmative action around incarceration now that you mention it
> REDHEAD ON SIDE OF BUILDING YELLING HELP
> SHOTS FIRED
>>79692999
ROBERT DIGGING IN AND GETTING IT
What's a DOA? What's happening?
>>79692999
read straya devil
>>79692988
She's white I believe, last name is southern-Italian.
>>79692713
First for Sienna-onee-chan~
dead on arrival
>>79693087
Dead On Arrival
>>79693087
He dead, Jimbo.
>>79692958
No, but I live in nyc and there's a park across the street from my house, they set off multiple blockbusters, it echoed off the park walls and a little piss came out, felt like I was in Chiraq for a few seconds.
>>79693087
Dead on arrival.
>>79693087
Dead on arrival
Ayyy Fireworks time
WACKER DRIVE
Wow she's not thrilled about how many fireworks calls are coming in
>>79693102
what i wouldn't give to blow a load all over those supple tits
>>79693087
Dead on arrival.
They ded.
>>79693102
We have to tell her she has a little fan club going, maybe she can do an AMA?
>>79693181
>Wow she's not thrilled about how many fireworks calls are coming in
Same address called in about 20 minutes ago. It was the motorcycle one.
junkie or trap??
>>79693240
Why not both?
https://youtu.be/8KkihcdluBE
>>79693240
Why not both anon? :^)
>>79693240
Tough call
>Hit by the boyfriend who fled the scene
sorry guys, shes featured in a music video as a hoe, cant convert her brothers. dream is dead.
https://www.fb.com/sienna.hayes.1/videos/829192260558746/
Y'ALL MONKEYS STAHP LIGHTIN OFF FIYAHCRAKAS ON WHACKER DEMS HARD WORKIN WHITE FOLKS NEED DEY REST!
This is my last thread one of you fags take over
>you'll never be Sienna's first white boy
jdimsa
> DRUNK NIGGER ON A BUS
>>79693257
WAAAAHHH
MONEY
MONEY!!
>>79692713
DAILY REMINDER
Hi CNN.
>tfw had a decent night out for once
>still have a whole case of beer left for chimpcongo scanner threads
Next weekend's bingo might as well have Wacker drive as a space, it sounds like a hellhole all in its own.
>20 gang members
is shit about to go down?
>Fireworks on Upper Wacker
wow, that's actually right by the CBD, lol.
>>79693220
She primarily communicates with emojis though.
I doubt she's even literate.
20+ gang bangers
>>79693397
>Next weekend's bingo might as well have Wacker drive as a space, it sounds like a hellhole all in its own.
Ironically it isn't. Runs through the central business district (Loop) and tourist parts of town which means heavily patrolled.
>>79693303
She's had more dics than the CPD nigger, you wouldn't be her first anything
>>79693402
Shits always going down
>>79693411
Yeah. This ciy is hardcore lol
>>79693387
Is beer as bad as soda?
I don't like beer but I like a nice Dr. Pepper and/or cheap wine.
I just don't want kidney stones.
>>79693449
20 GANG MEMBERS!
>>79693483
Probably first fluent English speaker
>>79693000
I guess Naples is our Chicago or whatever one of the many niggerland cities the US has.
Literally half of the national news about crimes come from there, pedos, mafia, converted to Islam foreign warrioriors, decadence and so on, then there's the rest of the Southern Italy and finally robberies in Northern Italy by the Slavs, Romenians and Balkans.
Oh and women violence is becoming a huge trend recently.
Wow its bad here
>>79693518
>Is beer as bad as soda?
Anything is fine in moderation.
Good evening, Roberts. I have checked my keys.
Which is worse Chicago or Detroit?
>>79693600
Detroit have no cops so Detroit
>>79693590
10-4 Robert
>>79693600
Chicago in total numbers because of the population.
Detroit by rate.
>I think, I just made this up.
i cant stop obsessing over Sienna-chan
shes obviously is being paid to be fucked and wouldnt be surprised if shes being pimped to other niggers, theres a video where shes next to a white guy and she looks so happy and yet in other video she looks so fake and pretending to be a thug. this happens to so many innocent white girls and i cant do nothing about it.
oh shit firework dealer bust
>>79693600
Detroit. Chicago is atleast a ""functioning"" city. Detroit is a hollow shell. Its in complete shambles.
>>79692838
If only Trump could be shooped on Robocop's body and Hillary on the perp. It would be perfect.
>>79693600
Chicago has a lot more crimes, but Detroit's seemed weirder. 2014 these threads actually started with Detroit before we moved to Chicago. Like, Detroit was just depressing; the dispatch was sad, the cops lifeless. No banter, no sass. Just crime and death.
>>79693575
Yeah but I plan on having maybe 2 or 3 within the next 2 hours. I've already had 2 today from a party.
>>79693590
10-4 Robert
>>79693679
>white
check your eyes robert
Critical is a condition
I think i will have this going tonight when I get home from work.
I have a feeling things are gonna get way more hectic.
>>79692904
>Also why 95% of the innocent youth arrested is black? Isn't this a little racist? c:
kek
The fucked up thing is Marxists actually believe that.
>>79693590
first rule
do not get captured
You ready rookie?
You don't look ready
>>79693679
>Sienna-Chan. White.
>>79693679
Shes a really young girl. I know anon its fucked up. In one video recently she posted a large abundance of money. I really hope after this recent arrest she changes for the better and gets out of nig central. Maybe she could use that money for a plane ticket.
>throwing fireworks under cars on 2860 N Kedzie
spray painting spics
>>79693240
Junkie. She has bagina.
>>79693770
dead is also a condition
>red paint
are they making a drag strip?
> "Hispanic males in a group defacing trains"
THE WALL.
IT JUST GOT TALLER.
>>79693787
RARE FLAG
>>79693828
shes 21
>>79693299
I'm shocked the Jews let that show on the air. Uncle Ruckus rules even though they tried to portray him as a coon.
>>79693870
One post a few threads back said she's only 17
would you let Samantha theft your controls with intent??
haha fucking vagrant drainbows. fuck the homeless.
>>79693859
toothpaste isn't rare you fucking newfag
lurk moar
No gangfight livestream? These nogs could make lots of money ....
>>79693886
Uncle Ruckus is white yo.
>>79693930
waifu claimed! prison waifus are the best.
>someone tagging at 3600 bloomingdale
Oh no better stop him
>Mr. McMahon makes a complaint
Oh shit
>>79693909
no it was an old arrest showing an underage sienna
>>79693930
Naughty polaks are my fetish
>>79693930
Hell yeah id put my dic in her pusspuss, if u kno wut I mean
>GIMME SOMETHING TO TRY
>>79693930
>koziorowski
>>79694017
Well shit
>>79693540
Yea, but there's no way violent crime is anywhere near the levels in Naples as it is in Chicago. It's mostly stupid senseless stuff in Chicago and a bunch of very low iq people, throw in guns and drugs, bad situation.
>>79692999
so, is it just a bunch of nig nogs chimping out with fire works? why do we need a general for this?
>mfw going to a convention in Chicago in a couple of weeks
S-so this is just because of July 4th, right?
>live in shit city
>surprisingly no loud gunshots yet
this might be a bad thing
the calm before the storm
>>79693907
plutia best goddess
>>79693858
TEN FEET TALLER, ROBERT
Suddenly, Silence.
>>79694141
>so, is it just a bunch of nig nogs chimping out with fire works? why do we need a general for this?
no, the holiday weekend typically has one of the highest murder rates of the year.
>>79694141
stick around, give it at least 15minutes.
>>79693829
>>79694010
respect for these screenshots f a m
>>79694206
Refresh
>>79693859
>>79693907
>>79693952
Er is niks mis met tandpasta godverde...
>>79692999
thread got obsessed with sienna-chan, nigger blew up a stop sign with m80s, granny beaten to death in laundry store, 5 year old dead on arrival. roof on fire, fireworks race war, and a car full of women have a woman pinned to the wall
good day of chicago thread
>>79694141
I'm listening for the love interest between the sassy dispatch and her lover Robert
some context for y'all: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-july-4th-shootings-0703-met-20160702-story.html
>>79694010
2bfair the mural on bloomingdale is pretty cool.
>5'5
>>79694153
>S-so this is just because, right?
Fixed
>>79694141
10 killed, 55 wounded last year
82 shot, 14 fatally the year before
>>79694314
Makes you wanna move to Chicago
>>79693886
>he doesn't know about revitiligo
>>79694318
>I'm so glad you're back
>5'5"
m-manlet uprising?
>>79694412
> nigger graffiti
> cool
Nigger detected
Who the fuck is sienna-chan and where can I watch her videos?
>>79694412
Lol is that fucking Anpanman?
car crash
>>79694314
Goddamn I love my city.
>>79694314
I wouldn't touch that ugly whore with your dick
>>79694412
yeah its pretty good
>>79694412
>Uncle Grandpa
>Minion
nope, it's shit. Arrest those nogs and give them the highest sentence.
>>79694492
>>79694435
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Reaching levels of /comfy/ deemed impossible before
FIREWORK SNIPE
>>79694412
>black popeye
What's his spinach?
no description equals black males
>>79694558
Part of me would like to be in Chiraq with a camera livestreaming the fun but the other part of me desperately wants to not get shot.
BRICKS FIRED
>white shirt black throwing brick no shirt black with bat breaking car windows
>Fireworks aimed at cars
Jej
>Black with no shirt and a bat
Double jej
>threw a brick at her
>throwing bricks at bitches
>breaking car windows with bat
>>79694634
Popeyes chicken obviously
BRICK THROWN
hey guys, i've been away from pol for some time, can you guys help fill me in
>how does this compare to ferguson riots?
>do you think this will get as much hype/exposure as the ferguson riots?
>was there any police brutality involved?
>how did the main person die?
>THREW A BRICK AT HER
>>79694634
Bath salts
>White male threw brick at black female
KeK
>take melissa on a date
>she gets drunk and starts attacking cops
>>79694630
I know, right? Chiraq scanner threads are god-tier /comfy/
>>79694634
Malt liquor
>>79694634
Olde English
>>79694656
Ban assault bricks
I've never gone to one of these threads before. Is "Robert" a code word, or is there an actual person named "Robert" who everyone is yelling at?
gunshots?
[automatic weapons fire]
BAN ASSAULT BRICKS
>>79694458
>only 10 killed
>in chicago
damn 4th of july must really make them play nice
>>79693087
Defective. You do a return to vendor or get a refund.
>>79694678
You stupid nigger this will never come up in the MSM. This is just another weekend in Chicago. I'm just disappointed that there's actually less happening tonight than usual. If this entire weekend ends with less than 10 dead imma be pissed.
>>79694745
Robert is the name of Chicago's police officer
>>79694678
This isn't a happening. This is just an average day in Chicago.
>>79694634
https://youtu.be/Gy-potQN01M
>>79694745
We think it's a code for the night police cruisers
redpilled waifu
>>79694558
>>79694580
>>79694587
>>79694590
>>79694630
>last 5 posts are blue
ROBERT IS STRONG WITH US TONIGHT
>>79694700
Oh, she looks dirty as fuck. 7/10, would fuck with two condoms.
what do these codes mean? I know the obvious ones (from popular culture) but what are they called? Is there a list of them?
>>79694678
We jus listenin 2 tha popo scanner cus shit always poppin in Chiraq you herd me?
>>79694700
>>79694835
messed up
DRUNK SILVERADO DRIVER
>>79694808
>>79694798
so then why are you guys going nuts over this?
>multiple threads
is this what your >happenings have come to?
fuck outta here
>>79694775
Nigs really, really suck at aiming. White kid shot 2 nigs dead in his house straight away meanwhile fully grown nigs can't hit shit.
whats a good rare event to take a shot to?
>>79694745
Unfortunately, Robert is just one guy. CPD is extremely understaffed
>>79694941
You doing anything better you fucking leaf?
>>79694941
Oh no, each weekend is still great fun.
Chicago is nuts. It's just less than I personally was expecting. Last two nights we had sewer niggers.
Niggers literally grabbing women and pulling them into the sewer to rape them.
>>79694634
weed nigga
>>79694949
>kid kills 6 time felon
Seriously? Goddamn. Give that kid a medal!
G O L D L E X U S
>>79694951
firework complaint
>>79694941
Bye Robert
>>79694951
A white suspect...
>>79694951
Dead on arrivals?
Tonight I'd do fireworks DESU
Thematically you could do any DUI or drinking related calls.
>>79694941
Fucking leaf Chicago is the murder capital of the US and niggers especially kill each other during the summer and holiday.
>>79694949
they cant aim because they dont realise that when you tilt the gun it makes it kinda hard to look down the sights
ROBERT
garbage can on fire!
>>79694885
First post has most info
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>79694951
fighting
>DUI somehow hit _this_ bridge
NIGGAS IS WILDIN'
>from australia
????
>>79695070
They just need the proper sights for their technique.
W H I T E A I R F O R C E O N E S
AUSFAGS CONFIRMED
>Australians shitting up our Independence Day
WHITE AIRFORCE ONES
>>79694951
Black male suspect ;)
>threw a brick at her
>>79695190
You monster, you killed him
with a bat!
>>79695138
not even chicago is safe from rl shitposting
>>79694700
>Mellissa Estelle a 24 year old Channahon, Illinois woman has been arrested after allegedly ‘intentionally’ sneezing on a female court bailiff’s face and leaving a trail of mucus on the officer’s face who moments before had asked the woman to take her feet off a seat.
Wow, total badass.
>>79695190
He'll be dead in an hour
>>79695143
or they can use a gun that has the trigger on the side of the gun, all ready to go
we need to find Cassandra's backpage ads
ive got $100 burning a hole in my pocket!
>>79695185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K0AcliEDNo
>>79695176
>>79695177
I missed it what did he do?
>>79695228
We /lastofus/ now
>>79694951
woman trapped in [structure] with baby/toddler
>>79695097
>http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
maybe i should've read the op i'm a dumbfuck.
thanks
>>79695270
yup totally waifu material
>>79695282
going to be a lot of other burning for you, lad
1235 robert!
>>79695282
She probably a cl hooker.
>>79695282
ewww
>>79692842
Wtf gay shit
>>79695320
Broke into the zoo and assaulted an Emu.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79695282
wow, what a cutie
>>79692713
>After the first two nights of the July 4 weekend, Chicago’s toll is two dead and at least 20 wounded -- relatively low numbers for a holiday that is often among the city’s most violent.
Chicago, you fag
Though supposedly 88 people were arrested before the weekend,But they'll be out soon.
>>79695282
she look likes she has many diseases
>>79695263
based russell coight
>>79695461
Kek
>Someone shot someone here
not big surprise.
UBAGDA
How long until it begins?
Later this morning or late in the evening (7-8 pm)?
>black male suspect
>>79695507
yeah looks like a place to shoot a gun
>>79695507
4chan is getting faster...
>what a time to be alive ROBERTS.
>male hispanic with a gun
>male in car with no plates no moving
I'm glad im in the middle of nowhere
>>79695507
> blaek cat
>>79695042
kek this
>suspect is reportedly a 5'4 white male considered heavily armed and dangerous
I have no idea who you are lady
>>79695410
>broke into a zoo
we already knew he is in Chicago you muppet
>assaulted an emu
they had it coming
>>79695507
Someone call them and ask for the juicy deets.
Tell them you're from the internet.
>>79695540
oh it started since the beginning, this was a good day, if you mean thread making, i think 9pm est
sheeeeeeeiiit they dont know where robert is
>>79695540
it's all day shit
the stuff the cops dispatch for is probably a small percent of what actually happens tbqh
>>79695591
Its the same 4-5 people finding shit and making oc. You're a lazy fuck senpai
>chasing the woman
for what purpose?
>I have no idea who you are
w-we went to the academy together...
>>79695633
It's probably /r9k/
You will get bullied there if you're 6'0" or taller
>NORWEGIAN
It's a regular UN up in here
person shot at 88th and wood
>>79695540
Robert's shift I think is from 00:00 to 08:30 local time.
Right now it's 02:38 local time.
The /cpsg/ starts getting posted around 22:00 (10pm) local time for some reason, though.
>>79695751
kek
>>79695751
That hurt to hear anon.
>>79695758
>Australia
FUCK
>>79695507
>>79695651
(773) 429-0950
someone PLEASE do this and post vocaroo
>>79695762
more pics, i see a qt pie with nice long legs
>>79695282
CUTE!
U
T
E
!
>>79695733
fucking gimp is hard mang.
>>79695762
Is that you nightrobert?
they dead?
>who do you think you are
>>79695796
>02:38 local time
*01:xx local time
Just stable my shit up, Robert!
>>79695876
>But anon, I don't wanna eat 12 hardboiled eggs, why are you doing this too meeeeee!
HARDMODE HOUR:
Drink a sip of beer everytime you hear robert
Not July 4th related, but around fall of last year there was a crazy guy wielding a machete and threatening people with it in broad daylight not one block away from my campus on Roosevelt and Halstead. Fucking crazy-ass city I tell you hwhat.
>>79695758
RFS chimping out before the standard fuck party desu
>>79695762
>that spooky as fuck tree
any buildings rekt yet?
>>79695979
death mode
>>79695876
>dem dicksucking lips doe
>>79696006
There was arson earlier, but I think it was a dumpster
Give you an idea what Robert works with
Guys, I think Steffany stopped advertising on backpage and just posts on chitownmugshots.com once a month now?!
Not making anymore threads somebody take over
>608 Belmont
YO MUSIC TOO LOUD
>>79695991
100, 120 roberts, we'll find 2 or 3 homicides in the morning
Night Roberts, I'm on 3 hrs of sleep and can't keep it going
May your keys always be checked and your suspects always be apprehended
>>79696080
Kek'd
WHITE MALE ALERT
HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND
>>79696158
Delete this
>>79694153
I live in Chicago. You're fine as long as you don't go South. Also your convention is probably in Rosemont. Safe af.
>>79696058
Shit they go out on scene? I thought they were in a callcentre somewhere
>>79696155
Some of these uncheck keys I have, the dispatcher doesn't even know what they are
>>79696158
I hit my gf to keep her in line. Is that illegal?
>>79695483
wtf kek
>>79696062
not cute at all
>>79696053
thats it? i thought theyd bomb a building or something but i guess they cant even do that. even when, on 4th of july the bombs are premade for them
>>79696058
you got a pic of sassy dispatcher?
I wanna know who's sexy voice I'm fappin' to
Chicago population: 2.8 million
#CPD: 12,000
233:1 Ratio of police to citizens
Area of chicago: 234 square miles
=1 cop per square mile
That's a lot of room for shenanigans!
>>79696250
As long as you hit her hard enough it is.
>>79696316
you're acting like all 12,000 CPD are on duty at 1 time. its much worse
>>79696251
NEWLEAF
E
W
L
E
A
F
>>79696316
only a third of the force will be active at any time, so multiply/divide everything by 3
>>79696227
ABSOLUTLEY OBSCURE
Send me an invite nigger
>>79696250
Hit her on the chin wit your nuts.
>>79696280
yea steffany is awful.
who is that girl?
>>79696429
>>79696429
>>79696429
>>79696429
new thread
wearing nothing but white shirt?
>>79696423
I have none left, gave all mine to rl fashlords
>>79696465
Use this
I will delete 79696422
>UBER DRIVER DISPUTE
>>79696250
Not if you identify as a nigga.
Shoot out
drink
>>79696497
Fag
On this Fourth of July, Year of our Lord Twenty Sixteen.
>taco bell
>security
???
why was Elora burning her bf's clothes??
>>79696749
think how many fast food restaurants will be able to afford private security after replacing their cooks with robots
Whats this of wheelchair?
>>79696837
63 year old woman in a wheelchair feeling suicidal...at a bus stop?
>>79695876
>>79696280
holy shit im honestly going to try and find her on backpage
maybe i can get her to post on /pol/ and troll you faggots for a tip
>>79696897
it sounds like the perfect storm for suicidal thoughts.
>>79696316
In some parts of Chicago, say for instance where there are blocks of apartments or variable N, the population density is very high and in other parts, say for instance where there are blocks of office buildings, called variable I, the population density is very low. The low density areas cover a much smaller area so overall the effective population density is much higher, called factor G/g. You should account for that and also for the fact that there are three shifts of CPD, variable E, and the most populous shift is filled with cops that don't patrol, a variable called r. The ratio of actual cop to citizen per square mile is much lower than you have accounted for. Use the formula N*I(G/g)/E-r to find the proper ratio.
Fucking retards still posting in this thread.
>>79696429
>>79696429
>>79692713
Disposable Characters, Assemble!
