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Chicago Police Scanner General - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION


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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
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>>79684274
first for robert
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i hate niggers
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Kill all the niggers, hero police, kill them all.
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THIRD FOR ROBERT
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Robert Reporting
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2nd for heavy set blondes and weed
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What do you guys think of based Bill Whittle?

Is he red pilled?
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Posting waifu from last thread
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>>79684274
>GET SOME ROBERT
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She rear ended two cars and attempted to get away

> OK
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god bless robert
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>>79684382
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>>79684413

AIDS Lorde
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Well aint that an asshole license plate number?
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>>79684382
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>>79684387
Rip that 4th anon
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1st for Sienna-chan

MUH DIKKKK
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LIGHT THE FIRE WORKS RACE WAR NAOW
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>>79684455
kek
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>>79684274
>98642 checking in 10-4 ROBERT
DABS DABS DABS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

dear FAGGOT that called me out, fuck yo self nigga i see you on this basket weaving site just like my ass.
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>>79684413
>MUH DICK

M U H
U
H
D I C K
I
C
K
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> Possible dead body, male about 19 years of age
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>>79684455
>>79684455
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Possible dead body.
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POSSIBLE DEAD BODYYYYY
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Dead body in street
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Dead body laying on tracks!
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Dead body laying on what? Tracks?
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19 yo Dead body
> want to guess what color he is?
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>>79684274
>Chekkin my MF keys

O shit, whaddup!
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>>79684512
(((IF IF IF IF )))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
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>>79684274
GO ROBERT
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>>79684487

Sienna-chan dump
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>>79684486
Kek
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Roberting in
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>>79684486
underrated
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RETAKE CHIRAQ
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Car flipped over at Irving Broadway

>Robert ain't got time for dat
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>>79684486
Great oc great moves keep it up proud of ya
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>>79684593
I'm Rolling for train before cops get there.
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>>79684512
>WAGES OF SIN (I SEE YOU BROTHER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
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>>79684667
One off for perfect number for the scenario.
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Stable is not a condition
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>>79684621
I love puffy vag
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Two guys walking northbound in the middle of Lake Shore? NOICE.
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>>79684621
Ewww
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>Robert
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Robert and dispatcher sounded sad
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LET ME IN GRANMA I GOTTA CHARGE THIS
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"Grandma won't let him in to charge his ankle bracelet..."

lol
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>>79684621
my test
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Four Hispanics tied up a white male and are "robbing" him.
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>Domestic violence
>Boyfriend on house arrest
>Doesn't want to wear bracelet
Wear your collar, coon
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will it be worse tomorrow when niggers really start to wild out? it's not like they have work on Tuesday anyway
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> SHE WON'T LET HIM INTO THE APARTMENT TO LET HIM CHARGE HIS ANKLE BRACELET

gee I wonder what kind of ankle bracelet needs charging
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>>79684772
If you lived in Chiraq wouldnt you sound sad?
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>>79684772
>Robert and dispatcher sounded sad

Wouldn't you be if your holiday weekend consisted of over 9000 calls where people aren't sure if it's fireworks or gun shots?
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Alright im new to this chicago police scanner thing, whatre we drinking tonight?
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>4 hispanics have white man tied up robbing him

we Chiarez now
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>>79684724
Great fucking song anon
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>>79684855

Full throttle and vodka.
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>>79684815
it'll get crazy in about an hour
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Y'ALL BLACKASS MONKEYS STOP HOWLIN IN THE STREET AN' LIGHTIN OFF DEM DAMN FIAHCRACKAS AN LET THEM GOOD WHITE FOLK GET DEY SLEEP!!
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>>79684824
>wearing shock ankle bracelet

>it runs out of charge

>instead of taking it of charges it

Wut
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>>79684855
I'm having a white russian.
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>>79684824

It's a blinged out purity bracelet
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>>79684855
If you live in Chicago, anything that will let you forget how shitty your city is
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>>79684855
Drink one sip of beer for every SHOTS FIRED

rip in peas m8
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>>79684437
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>>79684855
evan willams and water brother
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>>79684621
>>79684487
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>>79684935
`0/10 Would invite Ruckuss over to a BBQ.
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>>79684947
not a shock ankle bracelet. Just tracking.
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>>79681266
You live in Seminole County Robert?
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>>79684815

I said this at the end of the other thread:

July 3rd is, historically, an absolutely batshit crazy night in Chicago.

Back in the day, they used to do fireworks on the third, too, not just the fourth. They were usually even bigger than the 4th, because A.) people would come in from the burbs and watch the fireworks over the lake, and then be able to watch the fireworks on the 4th with families and in their hometown, and B.) no one has to work tomorrow so they would get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

I'll give you a hint: they had to cancel them.

July 3rd is crazy. Should be a good night on here.

As far as Chimpcago goes, I've got some pretty good ones, but nothing that would top talking to a Chicago cop...

They tell the best stories.
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>>79685022
Yeah but still why would you willingly recharge it?
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>>79684970

It's not shitty. A particular section of the city is shitty.
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>loud music people screaming

Jesus Christ
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> R O B E R T
> O
> B
> E
> R
> T
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>>79684855
Sprite

>tfw 63 days sober and listening to Chiraq scanners with /pol/lacks instead of participating in degenerate bar activities
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Imma shoota nigga if my house catch fire y'all
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>>79685107

Probably legally required by the court, as condition of your parole. Chances are, penalty for letting the charge go out is on the same level as taking it off.
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Gang members throwing bottles and flashing signs...

Warmin' up. It's about to get gud boys.
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>>79685107
because otherwise your parole officer might get angry or something.
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>>79684621

definitely will convert
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7 SHOTS BULLET HOLES IN CAR
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>Fireworks
>Angry on getting his house on fire
>Shots fired
>Shots fired
>Bullet holes in car
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>>79685205
>hooligans taking down street signs
>bullet holes in her car
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>if his house catches fire, we're not gonna like the way he handles it

lol, nice way to tell the police they need to deal with someone before you do
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7 shots fired! Car down!
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>>79685127
The whole city is fucked, this is what happens in gun free, liberal utopia. Im just wondering who will reach full autism first, Chicago or California
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Bullet ho's in da car
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>>79685199
In that case she's a bitch for not letting him charge it she probably knows full well what's going to happen if he lets it go flat
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>>79685159

i've been sober for about a week now. I had back taxes to pay the IRS so I have to live within my means until next paycheck


then I can spark it up and get high as fuck with some grade A weed
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Who is sienna chan?
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>>79685159
You done good anon
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>>79685216
i love a girl with nice arm tattoos, especially when her arms look nice and soft
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>>79685374

Whore
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>>79685374

girl who was arrested tonight for unknown offenses. I found her fb earlier. I'll repost it here.
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>>79684644
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>>79685159
good for you! I know that feeling and while it is every day a struggle it gets better over time.

Keep up the good work!
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New to this, what does Robert mean?
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>>79685332

She just wants him to be her ghetto lottery ticket
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>>79685374
A ghetto trash bitch that got arrested tonight.
did I just hear "goodnight, robert"?
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>>79685301

Chicago needs a full clean sweep. the governor of Illinois should press the reset button on that city. Shitcago is affecting the way people look at Illinois & its harming their image.
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FLIPENDO
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>>79685444
i think its like "over"?
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>>79685427
/sienna.hayes.1?fref=nf
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>>79685159
keep fighting anon
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>>79685441
black olives a shit
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>>79685441
>Mercedes Benz logo
I'm losing my shit.
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HE'S BACK AND SHE WANTS HIS DICK
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>>79685444
>>79685480
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>>79685480

it is the night shift unit designation code. (####R)

1124Robert for example

>i'm just glad you're back
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OH MY GOD I HEARD YOU'RE BACK!
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SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK
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she wants his dick
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Sassy dispatcher
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stop posting the skank you degenerates
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>>79685444
REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
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She's totally wet for that cop
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I'm back what's up?
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our lord Robert hath returned.
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OMG HES BACK IM SO GLAD HES BACK
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>I'm just glad you're back.
Someone's thirsty.
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>I'm just glad you're back\

my feels
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>that comraderie
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>>79685465
>tattoos on face
Must be a real even keeled gal
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They definitely banged...
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switching of dispatch i think
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MMMM YEAH I'M BACK BB
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>I'm just glad you'e back
what did she mean by this?
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I thought this dispatcher was gays though?
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>>79685573
ty pham
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lol Robert is gonna fug that dispatcher

>>79685536
get out
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WTF?

I'm glad you're back
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>>79685480

No it's not. You have no idea what you're even saying right now
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>>79685334
DUDE
>>79685376
>>79685441
>>79685498
Thanks anons.
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>>79685456

>affecting the way people look at Illinois

downstate IL is nothing but meth smoking hicks
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ROBERT'S BACK BITCHES
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>>79685495
How long is she locked up? hopefully for just the night of week since she's a minor? Her instagram won't be so hard to find eventually.
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Hearing how close some of these are gives me ideas...
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jesus fuck this place is a warzone
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why do the dispatchers sound so clear tonight?
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>>79685159
Proud of you Anon, you can do it.
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>>79685444
I can be used in multiple way it can be used to identify a individual car for instance xxxrobert instead of xxxrobert (but it's not used often)
The more common use is like saying roger when you stop talking it can also be used as police code for arrest made
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>>79685680
Still better than Chiraq.
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Adam? gtfo
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>>79684413
>>79685465
hooooooooooooo
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>>79685003
can I get 2 confirmations on this as the official rules of the game before I fire up the scanner?

also any other special rules besides drink when "SHOTS FIRED"
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>>79685731

Roberts are checking their keys well tonight
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>>79685751

Not really.
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>>79685611
Im gonna cry
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>>79685762
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>>79685719
CHECK YO KEYS
>and yo dead bodies on da railrow tracks
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jose chavez?
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>>79685680

Full reset on the whole state then? there are pretty good spots in the state i'm sure. I know a qt from there who hated spiders. was adorable.

>>79685731

I bet they know they have a lot of listeners so they want to be heard
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>>79685714
set up a paypal, ill donate a few bucks if you post real robert pics
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HOME INVASION
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>>79685633
Him gon' giver her da D.
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>white shirt
>blue jeans
>red sneakers

RARE
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>>79685159
you should be proud

I have been sober a month just on accident but I feel like having a drink with /pol/ tonight
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HOME INVASION
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>>79685763

Shots fired = drink (might want to sip)
White Male perp = finish
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>>79685794

>cigarettes
>pavement ape

s-she c-can still be saved guys....Sienna-chan....
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>>79684274
>>79684274
>>79684274
anyone know the the OP image is of / referencing? obvs I know mystery theater pepe and feels guy, I mean the 80s-ish backdrop and title
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>>79685846

I'm high on heroin right now
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>jose diaz reporting complaint
> btomorrow
> Dead hispanic male, Jose Diaz
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>>79685763
Confirmation
And
Check bingo cards
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CALL ME
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>>79685903
>drops baby twice
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why are niggers and spics so violent
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Shit, Roberts in trouble!
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Why do people call the cops for their neighbors shooting off fireworks.
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>>79685902
its supposed to be based off of real nigga hours but i dont think the creator of that image knew what it was based off of
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>>79685912
>mfw it turns out Jose Diaz is just a code name for spics...
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Chicago Police Broadcastify

3,169 listeners

Three thousand one hundred sixty nine

Listeners
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>>79685862
got it, drinkin English fine ale in honor of Brexit

>>79685903
whats the phrase for lighting up and smoking?
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>>79685912
Yeah pretty much ever hispanic is named jose diaz.
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>>79686001

They're worried about their house catching on fire

Remember that in urban chicago, houses are within 5 feet of each other commonly
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>>79686001
Because it's Chicago and they can't tell the difference from gunshots and fireworks
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>>79685893
Anon, real talk?

Don't waifu chola sloots.
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I need to learn all the cop codes.. I googled them but I wonder if CPD is different.
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>>79686001
Because Chiraqis are goddamn stupid with them. Last night multiple buildings got set on fire and a bunch of Mexicans were shooting them off at at gas station.
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>>79686001

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Great_Chicago_Fire
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>>79685714
SPICY OC
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>>79685465
Sienna Ricchio, 20, 251 Clifton Lane, was arrested at 10:25 a.m. in the 300 block of West Briarcliff Road for a warrant.

http://buglenewspapers.com/bolingbrook-romeoville-police-blotter-week-of-dec-14
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>>79686026
Sauce?
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>>79686044
Over 3000....its going down tonight
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>>79686044
3169 redpills

The fire rises
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>>79686044
WE DID IT GUYS
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>>79686001
It's dangerous in an urban environment because of the risk of fire
Also its not July 4th yet so people are supposed to be able to sleep
And its illegal
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>>79686109

8/10 should have a check yo keys line
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>>79686132
It's not real dummy, I was just saying it would be funny if that was the case.
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>>79686044
This is peak nogging season

294ROBERT
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Arson at Rudy's (the place that advertises their shitty hamburgers on the side of dumpsters)
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ARSON!
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>ARSON IN PROGRESS
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Dumpster on fire!
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>>79686159
I've never lived in a urban environment. It must suck
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>>79685663
ik i dont thats why i said i think instead of saying "it means ..."
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Fuck you don't burn down Rudy's dude.

They have a good buffalo chicken sandwich...
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Oh shit, possible arson
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>>79686229
>It must suck

Good people watching, anon. I recommend it.
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>>79686192
Lame

Sounds like the pyro might be back.
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>>79686214
A fitting place for them.
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>>79686258
Think its the same dude who was setting shit on fire this morning?
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>>79686329
>A fitting place for them.
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If the pyro fits the other two in the triad, they could be a serial killer
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>>79686257
Occasionally I drive down to Baltimore to get my haircut and I see some odd folks. I prefer the peace and quiet of the country
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>>79686344
No telling in Chiraq. So much shit has gotten set on fire the last week alone, there is honestly no telling.
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what time is it in Chicago and how does it usually go for the next few hours?
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>>79686095

CPD is different. They use Chicago alphabet terms instead of the NATO terms. They also have their own 10 codes.
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Nigger shot 3 times :)
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Man shot left arm, right side, left leg
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YFW you are listening to the start of the Great Chicago fire of 2016
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Shots fire
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>>79686163
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>>79686435
11:38pm Chicago local time

I just got here, but Thursday night was fucking Mad Max insane
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>>79686471
>>79686463

>Not in the ass

4 / 10-4 Robert.

He needs to apply himself.
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>>79686410
Former MD anon, get out while you still can
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>>79686435
Aus so don't know the exact time but I gets progressively more fucked through the night before cooling of around 4am to 5am
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>blastin the music as usual

Woman is tired of their shit
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>>79686435
you can do the maths or look it up

real robert hours are 10:00pm to 4:00am
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>mfw how bad it is in chicago listening to the scanner
>mfw thinking it's actually a lot worse because of all the unreported crimes...
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>>79686435
>Not knowing the time zones in your country
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Just got home from work. What'd I miss?
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>>79685902
found this kek
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>>79686435

We're comin' up on the witching hours. Midnight to 3 should be good. No one has to work tomorrow. Fireworks everywhere. America celebration.

Gun be gud.
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>>79686521
kerning on check you keys & october 17 doesn't match. wipe out oct 17 and write july 4 in your font.
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>>79686533
Soon anon soon. Where did you move to?
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"What shooting are you on?"

"I don't know."
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>>79686521

Beautiful

>what shooting are you on *laughs*

This fucking dispatch
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>what shooting are you on Robert?
>I can't even keep track anymore
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>>79686595
EBT cards topped of on Friday
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>what shooting are you at?

Only in Chicago baby
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>>79686625
That is the most profoundly Chiraqi thing I've heard tonight.
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>>79686572
Also consider that we're just getting a broad overview from city dispatch. There's a lot going on in the other channels (like District 6) and info that's pushed directly to the computers in the cop's cars.
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22 YEAR OLD INTOXICATED BROTHER
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>>79686618
North Carolina, and I lived in the white part of MD, Columbia
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Why are so many retards lighting fireworks, on Skype all we hear is fireworks nonstop between all of us
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why cant she hold all these shootings
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>>79686656
proofs
PROOFS
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Crikey m8 I knew Chicongo was pretty rough but didn't know she went off like this. Is this a regular night there?
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>>79686692
We don't pay them enough
>>
Dispatch:
>what shooting are you on?

Why hasent the national guard gone in and cleared this shithole like any other 3rd world country?
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>>79686757
just look at a chicago crime map
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lol ems asking for a cop escort
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>>79686722
It's not even the 4th there for them yet, I don't think.

Just wait until tomorrow night on the 4th. It'll be fucking crazy.
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>>79686757
It's america day weekend
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Is anyone else planning on supporting the "brand"?

I'm gonna rock this tacticool ballcap while checking my MF keys.
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>>79686595
how will they tell the difference between fireworks and SHOTS FIRED?
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>>79686734
1st of the month all welfare claims are paid out
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>>79686757
A regular night is sewer niggers draging women in and black men in lingerie at 4am scaring kids
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this is the best time ive had on 4chan in quite some time desu
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>>79686757
well it is 4th of july eve and no one works tomorrow, so niggadry is off the charts because of the holiday and summer weather
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>>79686757

Imagine multiplying your abo population by ten and giving them guns and cars.
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I'm p upset that only 2 dead in the last 2 days and 24 wounded.

Really wish Chicago hospitals would let these stupid nigs bleed out.
>>
>>79686761
I know. Here in San Diego there's a real problem with it. Seriously, there are even billboards along the highway that say "Join the Riverside Sheriff's Dept.! Better Pay, Hours, & Time Off!"
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>>79686839
>lol ems asking for a cop escort

If you think that's bad, there are certain zipcodes that the USPS has threatened to stop delivery to.
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>>79686757

heyjackass.com

Chicago has more than a murder a day on average, they're well on track for nearly 700 this year due to the Ferguson Effect.
>>
>>79684274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDn4-Na5co

new thread theme?
>>
>>79686858
>Is anyone else planning on supporting the "brand"?

Sauce?
>>
holy fuck are all the cops female? Or are we hearing mostly dispatch?
>>
>>79686863
CHUDnog was my favorite part of that thread.
>>
>>79686858
>wear this
>get shot

nice one
>>
I wonder how many times these boys beat the shit out of the people they arrest. When i got arrested in Chicago those boys didn't play around.
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>>79686862
Shit forgot about that- haven't lived in a nigger city in years.
>>
Riot in progress
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>>79686708
Nice, I was thinking of moving to Texas, Florida, New hampshire, Kansas, Alaska, Pennsylvania, Virginia or North Carolina but I'm not sure
>>
>>79686859

They won't.

You can already hear the cops know they're not gonna be able to get to like half the calls tonight.
>>
>>79686757

It's been similar to this the last 3 weeks. We're expecting more fun than usual cause July 4th. But... it's always like this in the summer. Welcome to Chicongo, land of the pavement ape.
>>
Battery in progress, who's betting on follow up murder call?
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>>79686605
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>>79686858
definitely will get the second cap.

the T-shirt needs work though.
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>>79686862
>doubt
what i found.
http://archive.is/DbFmt
http://archive.is/DbFmt
http://archive.is/DbFmt

KEKS WILL BE DONE ANON.
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Aww shit 215 W Ontario...that's LITE, the new nog nightclub that somehow opened up in a really nice part of town.
>>
you guys think New York is experiencing something similar to this?
From memory from living there I can remember there being people shooting up neighborhoods the moment the ball dropped in new years
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>>79686933
99% of dispatch is female

99% of the cops are male

(obviously, I can't back those stats up, but I'm calling it like I hear it)
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>>79686757
Cop blog said they rounded up the usual suspects before the 4th as a preemptive move to cut down on shootings. 88 arrests. Might not be a crazy 4th.
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http://www.chitownmugshots.com

>49 mugshots total
>37 niggers
>mfw
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>>79686959
NC is close enough I can still do weekend trips to visit my family
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>>79686941
>get shot

Bitch I live in Texas. There's more AR15s than people here, most of them probably festooned in stylized Punisher skulls.

This will merely make me fit in better. kek.
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>>79686757
Summer night before holiday

This is probably the worst (best) weekend for it
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So, why Chicago?
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>>79686821
Seen em before m9-1.
>>79686850
>>79686876
>>79686863
Oh right lol.
>>79686884
Fuck that fella. Petrol stations would be drained empty across the country by morning.
>>79686909
I stopped paying much attention to the scorecards after r/Coontown got shoahed.
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>>79687010
90-10 but yea its close.
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>>79686933
Mostly dispatch.
Its so busy they have to have like 10 dispatch too keep up with 911 calls.
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CROWD OF 100
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just random groups of 100 niggers standing around
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>>79687000

NYC is pretty much under lockdown, from what I understand. It may be getting bad again idk, but it used to seem much, much better relative to the shithole it used to be.
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>>79686998
>Aww shit 215 W Ontario...that's LITE, the new nog nightclub that somehow opened up in a really nice part of town.

LMAO I just saw two paddy wagons go flying by my place, probably headed there.
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>crowd of about 100 niggers

fuck this shit is like Escape From New York
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NEW
>>79687040
>>79687040
>>79687040
>>79687040
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>>79687016
where in nc?
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>>79687072
Niggers
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>>79686757
where do you think all our violent gun crime statistics come from?

This is why gun control is stupid. The only people shooting each other are these hordes of niggers chimping out everyday, the Elliot rogers barely happen every couple months
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>>79687092
Just a sea of eyes and teeth
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>>79686959
Come to PA. We elect Democrats sometimes but everyone's still pretty law and order.
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>>79686927
http://stores.ebay.com/Chicago-Police-Memorial-Foundation

Supports their memorial fund.
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>>79687125
Just outside of Raleigh, in the country with a shooting range in my backyard and neighbors who are chill and dont care
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Let us move along, Roberts.
>>79687040
>>79687040
>>79687040
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>>79686862
Maybe this is all part of their plan, keep the nigs from getting their calories so that they can keep them on low energy throughout the 4th of July. Which is one of the worst times of the year for Chicago.
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>>79687246
Abandon thread and move camphttp
://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79687040#p79687040
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DUDE
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>>79687348
smooth
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>>79686980
dispatch can't keep track of the murders, how are we supposed to?
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>>79687406
I hate fucking tablets
>>79687040
>>79687040
>>79687040
Need to add Javier to bingo cards
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>>79684935
Stop using the wrong pic.
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>>79687097
>>79687000
Chicago is 3rd largest city by population but

Chicago Murder > LA Muder + NYC Murder

for this year
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>>79687000
NYCfag here

Streets are remarkably safe

NYPD is larger than some armies and does not fuck around
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>the roof....the roof....the roof is on fire...

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN...

BURN MOTHER FUCKER...BURN
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https://youtu.be/vV4NeZ6gd4k
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>>79689160
We need a name for sassy dispatch! NOW! SHe my wifu.
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