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Chicago Police Scanner General - Independence Edition


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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
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LAST THREAD FOR ME SOMEONE TAKE OVER
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Gang disturbance
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Robert
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LIGHT THE FIREWORKS RACE WAR NOW
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someone robbed a iphone
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Dmoney
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sassy woman laughing for mispelling
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just got back from the bar and picked up a dime bag. bout to load up a bowl and garrys mod. BOUT TO GET COMFFYYYYYYYYYYY
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>"he stealted da money
>heh
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komputah
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>>79680254
Robert checking in....I found the keys
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>dee munnee
Giggling dispatch now with 200% more SASS
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>>79680270
Probably a nigger
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what are your guys' name? mine's Robert
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>>79680362
Robert that, Robert
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todays mugshots
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>>79680445
Robert
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>>79680445
no roberts here, roberts on the street paying out justice
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>>79680445
I am literally named Robert. I only started browsing these threads because I saw an image in the catalog with my name in it.
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>>79680496
she probably sucks some good dick
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drunk guy yelling and screaming
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>>79680445
Negra Stawl-Mibyke
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>>79680463
>
Robert Robert...Surely Shirley
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Whos taking a long lunch? Robert should clean up the force
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>>79680562
dude my name is robert too
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Shots fired...must be close to 2000 listeners
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>>79680608
10-4. Over and Robert
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Jewgle Street View: Chiraq Daycare
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Fireworks legality by state

Correction- Aerial fireworks are now legal in Georgia. In some states you can buy Aerial fireworks but cannot use them.
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6 vs 6 fight
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let the fireworks begin!
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>>79680684
be careful, mods might ban you for posting maps. just letting you know
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> He's intoxicated and I don't have a room number
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Reporting in, Robert
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Oh hey theres a dozen people beating the shit out of each other.

>>79680496
3.5/10
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will the real Robert please stand up
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>>79680747
hi robert
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LOCKED INSIDE THE SELF STORAGE
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>>79680684
>Chiraq daycare
>daycare
>Chiraq
>implying it isn't just a cleverly disguised crack den
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10-4 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>I DONT HAVE THE KEYS
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>>79680802
hey eskimo joe.

is it cold there?
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>people locked in a storage unit
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>>79680739

Seriously? It's publicly available information
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RObert check your keys
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>>79680832

Kids do the selling
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'ARE U ON SOMETHING THAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT'

'no but ur about to be on my cock' SHABANG
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help me robert im trapped under the bed
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>>79680899
mods have strict rules, just saying

>>79680856
yes 10-4
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>locked inside a storage unit
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>>79680696
Most major cities ban them though, probably for fire prevention.
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>>79680923
That's pretty believable I've heard of kids being recruited by dealers to sell shit
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>>79680982
We've all been there

>>79680988
>implying they enforce half the rules in /pol/
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>>79681047
lil wayne was dealing crack when he was 9
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>>79680996
> 3 years ago be shooting off mortars and roman candles
> live in NC, not legal but travel to SC and load up
> Police roll by....aww fuck
> just making sure there is some parents here...youre good
Fuck I love living in small town NC
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>>79680467
>Spiderweb tat on the neck
How many honky's do you have to kill to qualify for this?
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>>79680988
they have strict rules and no one to enforce them
look at /pol/'s sticky and tell me how many threads are the exact examples of what not to post
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>>79681066
just giving the heads up, there was an anon who googled every location and when you go back, those pics were deleted
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>>79680988
>>79680739
I was posting maps in the other threads Juneau-chan, nobody seemed to care. I don't want to take my chances though....
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>>79681179
Just go to prison and you qualify for one
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Robert reporting in.

inb4 >learner's license
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>>79676845

using FMJ rounds. Nigger, you are just one of the stupidest breeds of people to ever walk the earth. I'm glad I have my own gun, and hollow points so I can poison your gun with your bodily fluids and watch you die slowly.

pic coming up, it's my nigger killer

it does actually have one nigger death attributed to it

>pic related, it's going to be followed to to this post and my post with a timestamp
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GUUUN!!
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>>79681266
>nigger's permit
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>>79681292

Sleep tight
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>>79681266
>learner's license
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>>79681266
>he fell for the organ donor meme
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Ok I've got a hypothetical for you guys if all cops were taken out of Chiraq tomorrow would shit stay sane or would it deteriorate to Liberia 2.0 in days


>btw black threatening to kill man white shirt
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>5'6 BLACK MALE THREATENING TO KILL SOMEONE
Mantlet uprising
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>>79681266
Robert-in-training.

t. real Robert.
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>>79681370
It would only take 3 hours.
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>>79681368
>you're fucking dead you don't need them
Why's it bad to try to help others?
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>>79681357
I have that same light on my FNH FNX. Fucking bright as hell and the strobe is legit.
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>suicidal woman
must be a coalburner
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>>79681370

Depends how it happened. If it were announced, you'd see anarchy in 30 minutes. If they just disappeared, it'd take a couple days for the dindus to catch on
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>>79681370
All cops leave it will be white flight, grab yo kids grab yo wife. Build a wall around it, all /k/omandos standing perimeter watch keeping niggers in. Within a day the city will be self cleaning
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>retard girl on the loose
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Oh boy we got a suicidal person running around.
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>>79681370

Probably just more murders as groups won't be kept in check when they party on the roads.

I recall they've cut back in some areas after the Ferguson shit, and murders have kicked up quite a bit.
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Suicidal Mother Running East Bound On (street name of founding father)
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Suicidal teenager on the run
>dispatch response "aww"
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EDP EDP EDP

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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> he's mentally challenged
>emotional issues
>tired of there life DOSENT want to live

/r9k/ is that you?
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>>79681461
>help others
HAHAHAHAHA u need to get redpilled my friend
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Are they swamped with 294 fireworks yet?
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>>79681491

The light has actually prevented attacks and de-escalated situations that would've turned deadly

it's very legit and the strobe is tits

>nice gun btw
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All Roberts report.
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>>79681546
Ok, which one of you is it?
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>>79681589
>you're literally helping a another person live after you die

How does that negatively affect you?
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>>79681610

Robert 1488 reporting in
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>>79681573
under-rated post
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>>79681461
they let organ donors die at the hospitals when they come in to harvest their organs and save the lives of people that need transplants. for the greater good
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>>79681610
Robert reporting in
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>Currently reading Campaign in Russia Waffen SS on the Eastern Front by Leon Degrelle
>In the page that I'm on his unit is being bombarded by an artillery barrage, keeping them from advancing to the Caucasus oil fields
>Live in the country
>Dozens of fire works are going off at once
>Sounds like a massive artillery barrage
>Pretend my house is being shelled by communists
>Hope on the floor and start to role play a Waffen SS soldier
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PETER PARKER
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>>79680085
If you are listening to a police scanner on a Sunday night to listen for black on black crimes for entertainment then the only thing that needs to be scanned is your fucking brain you fucking psychopaths.
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SPIDERMAN!
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>BLACK POODLE
>PARKOUR NIGGA
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> Monkey jumping from roof to roof
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>unknown man jumping from roof to roof dressed like a bat
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>>79681610
so is robert like Officer jenny from Pokemon? is an army of cop clones patrolling the streets of chicago as we speak?!
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>there's an unknown male jumping from roof to roof

We assassins now
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>>79681713
i love hearing about dead niggers, esp dead nog kids
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SOMEONE IS JUMPING ROOF TO ROOF
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>>79681625
Sure as hell aint me, Im over a thousand miles away from chicago on the east coast.
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>>79681713

we're listening for the race war you fucking nigger
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>>79681713
back to the red zone
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>>79681357
You haven't killed any one faggot you wouldn't be bragging about.

The loudest in the room is the weakest and you're a fucking faggot
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>>79681782
Same my dude. Masshole here
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we wuz assassins and shit
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>>79681718
I WANT PICTURES GOD DAMMIT
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>gunshot wound to right elbow

well, rip his arm
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>>79681822

right little guy, keep believing that.

>not having a lawyer on retainer

get on my level shitbag
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>>79681713
Had my brain scanned as part of a neurological development study. They found it to be larger and more developed than the black kid they scanned before me.
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>>79681707
I wish I had autism, that sounds like fun
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Dude weed lmao
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>>79681903

>figured out that your brain is more developed than a child's

well no shit
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>>79681822
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>>79681604
>Light has prevented attacks

I can believe that. The FNX is pretty nice, especially for the money. It came with three mags too.
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>>79681713

CHECK YOUR KEYS
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dude standing around carrying a suitcase.
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>>79681931
took me a second to get that one
Kek
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>>79681989
I was actually 2 years younger than him at the time.
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> He's carrying two green suitcases. He's suspicious. He stands around.
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>>79681893
Are you the same guy from last night that said he used to go around beating blacks? Go to sleep little Timmy its past your bedtime and don't come back tomorrow you must be 18 to use this Mongolian steam cooker board
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>>79682002
;_;7
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>>79682063
Nigga you know how heavy a suitcase is? I'd stand around also
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>MUSIC TO MAH EAAAAAARS
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MUSIC TO MY EARRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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>>79681713

hurr durr dead blacks give me boners
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MUSIC TO MAH EAARRRR
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> Music to my ears, 10-4 if you need it

sexy sassy woman
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> MUSIC TO MY EARS!
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>>79681707
thank you anon, I know now what I will be doing to kill my time tomorrow night between reading guns of the south and drinking whiskey
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SWEET SWEET MUZAK
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>man walked up to woman and started beating the shit outta her
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>>79682181
>guns of the south

Great book
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>>79682263
Kek'd
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>>79682263

...
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I don't have a lawyer on retainer, for a few reasons...

1. I'm not a criminal. I don't go around shooting people, and with the exception of a few traffic tickets, I'm an upstanding citizen.

2. I'm politically connected. I won't name the city or state, but in my town I'm kind of known. I'm friends with all of the elected officials, most of the department heads, and all of the command staff of the police and fire departments.
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>>79682368

cool thanks for sharing
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How many niggers dead today and how brutal? I just got done dealing with a bunch of racist coons at Burger King and I want to know some nasty details about nasty shit skins getting fucked up.
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cheery dispatcher makes me feel like I'm part of the team. how about you, roberts?
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one in custody
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>>79680085
>tuning in
>reading all about robert
What who is robert?
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Here's my OC from the other night if you guys are interested.
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>>79682368
Youre one of those assholes who gets pulled over and the first thing out of your mouth is "do you know who I am"
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>>79682100
Kids like you should be banned from the Internet, let the adults talk nigger

>pic related
>tfw you aren't a cop with unlimited legal defense kek
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sounds like a cop was chasing
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>>79682450
Me, see >>79681266
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>>79682100

check my pic faggot
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>>79682368
>I'm politically connected. I won't name the city or state, but in my town I'm kind of known. I'm friends with all of the elected officials, most of the department heads, and all of the command staff of the police and fire departments.

So you're everything wrong with this country.
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>>79682450
I'm Robert, what's your name?
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>>79682450
There's a little Robert inside all of us

(it's code for night cop)
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>>79682450

Robert's the name of the officer in Chicago
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>high or intoxicated man stripping
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pooping in the street
> we India now
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>>79682420

1. Dude complains about fast food workers.

2. Same dude trusts that his food, being made out of his sight, is just fine.

Protip: if you showed your power level, you probably have a little "coon" in you right now.
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>>79681713
black on black crime doesn't exist, nothing to see here, robert.
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>>79682506
Robbie.
and I just heard the robert cop.
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>>79680467
She look kinda cute though.
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>>79682420
>one guy overdosed on his car let's assume dead
>woman house broken into probably raped and killed
>six year old hit by car (actually pretty sad
>dementia man missing could be hurt or dead (also pretty sad)
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>>79682420
Tell us your stories
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alot of suicide calls today
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>>79682554
>yeah we got another 315...brown man caught defecating in the street again...
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>white male mixing booze and Xanax

Classic mistake bro you're making a classic mistake.
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>>79682474
Not at all, I don’t get pulled over. I’m a law abiding citizen.

>>79682500
Come on. A /pol junkie with political connections, and you think I'm part of the problem?
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>>79682511
So Detroit has RoboCop. Chicago has pic related.
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>>79682665
>again
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>>79682478
better put daddys belt back before he wacks you for the fifth time today
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SASSY DISPATCH
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>>79682674
Why? Is there a wrong way to kill yourself?

>yeah good morning
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>>79682674
someones lookin to time travel
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>>79682420
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>that tattoo
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>>79682368

you're a fucking idiot. even pleb tier poltards have pre-paid legal subscription.
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Fun Fact:

Over 7,000 blacks are murdered by other blacks every year in the U.S.

Since Obama took office in January 2009, over 55,000 blacks have been murdered by other blacks — the most black-on-black murders for any U.S. president.
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>>79682777
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>>79682140
>>79682063
You're right, you can't walk too far with a suitcase without taking a comfy break. Speaking of which, is every comft right now?
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Dispatch, Robert is 10-41 this zone, over.
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They're making poor Robert sweep the park. No respect.
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sounds russian
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>>79682778
would
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>>79682778
ooo she's a qt. 10/10 would bail her out.
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>>79682778
whats her charge, prostitution? because i'd triple wrap it for her, not gonna lie
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>>79682778
Holy shit. I kinda know that girl.
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>>79682460
good job
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>>79682778

Tattoo on face.

Into the trash goes the white trash.
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>>79682777
CHECK YO KEYS, FOREST!
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>>79682554
DESIGNATED.
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sounds african
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>>79682811
Needs to be higher if i'm being honest
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Fap material
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>>79682902
customer?
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>>79682975
dont worry, tomorrow is coming
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Checking in for the first time tonight.

Any funny shit happening? I noticed the rain missed Chicago, so hopefully that doesn't dampen the chimpin'
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>>79682963
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>>79682963

So do they put MtF's in the men's or women's prison?
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>>79683020
How many nuts have busted, do you think, on that hello kitty tittytat?
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>>79682963
>black American
>last name Ali
If these black muzzies love being like Arabs so much why don't they move to Arabia and see how there treated

>btw homeless guy refusing to leave
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>>79683020
What is she like a high class chiraq whore?
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>>79683079
i'm working on it
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>>79683020
>already found her Instagram
damn you niggas are thirsty
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THE NIGS AT NITE
ARE NOT TOO BRITE
CHA-CHA-CHA
DEEP IN THE HEAARRRRT OF CHIRAQ
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Why would anyone shoot fireworks out of a window
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>>79682778
Oh man, I'd bail her out, then take home, bake her fudge brownies and cookies and a big tall glass of milk. Then I'd ask if she browses 4chan and into MLP, then no matter what the answer, boil up like 1 dozen hardboiled eggs and wink at her and tell her in a stern voice you have to eat all the eggs.
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>>79683067

Earlier tonight a woman was passing out at a fast food restaurant and dropping her baby
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>>79683020
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how much Robert could a Robert Robert if a Robert could Robert Robert?
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>>79683162
cant wait for /pol/ comments on her page
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>>79683053
Friend of an ex. She went to the same 'college'>>79683020 before dropping out and moving to Michigan.
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>>79682963
I don't get it...how did they manage to arrest a gorilla?
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>>79682778

I found her FB, if anyone's interested.. a lot of ghetto stuff on there, no surprise.. but shes single :^]
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>>79683241
do you know her? is she a ghetto and does she have a ghetto booty :^)
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>>79683020
251 Clifton Lane

>Home adress boys
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>>79683079
a minimum of 30 nuts
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>blew up stop sign with M80
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>>79683220
mind blown
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THEY BLEW UP A STOP SIGN WITH M80

ohhh tonights gonna be a good nite
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>shooting up m80 and blew up a stop sign
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>blew up the stop sign with an M-80
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>>79683237
She's black though, looks white in the mugshot.
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>m80
>blows up stop sign
>people drunk on the street trash everywhere

Chiraq
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They blowed up the STOP sign
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>>79683312
I wouldnt touch her with your dick anon
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What's the origin of check yo keys?
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BLEW UP A STOP SIGN
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WHAT KIND OF FAG SNITCHES ON THEIR NEIGHBOR FOR SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS
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>>79683316
Pics speak for themselves. I didn't even talk to her, I just drove gf and her at the time. Gf was/is ghetto trash, though.
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>Can't get no peace
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>Can't get no peace
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>>79683312
I'm interested post more pics
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>>79683423

All CPD officers carry a kilo of cocaine to plant on innocent black men, check your keys reminds them to make sure they have their kilo at the ready.
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>cant get no peace
story of Chiraq

pottery
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>>79683423
Robert got locked out of his squad car once, now everyone reminds him
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>can't get no peace
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>>79683423
Friday night Robert lost his keys to the cruiser
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>Stop sign blown the fuck up by an M80

Oooh its getting good now.
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>>79683399

It could be possible to convert her & save her from being raped by illiniggers
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>>79683465

no peace, no justice
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Under age Sienna


>MUH DICK

Sienna Riccio, 17, 1444 Douglas Lane, Crete, arrested by the Joliet Police Department and booked into the Will County jail on Sept. 29 on a Will County warrant.
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Rate my shitty OC. The sexy dispatch voice reminded me of the warriors.
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>>79683478
Fucking brilliant, thanks Canada

>>79683483
>>79683489
Appreciate it
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>>79683472

Profile picture
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>>79683539
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>>79683552
2013 ya fuckin moron!
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>>79683209

MUH DIKKK
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As a Chicagoan my whole life, I can't tell you how proud all of this makes me... /s
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>>79683620
No don't want now under age
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>female unit to the Walgreens

Lol wut
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>>79683539
It's not possible, she would give you a handy then let niggers in to steal your stuff
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>>79683635
that nigger is reminding us that she burned coal in that picture
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>>79683423

check yo keys means that some officer unknowingly is keying up on his radio thus blocking all radio traffic from other officers who are trying to reach dispatch
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>>79683635
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>>79683423

No keys, no car
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>>79683331
30! I have 30! Can someone give her 40...
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>>79683472
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>>79683635
>Urge to cleanse intensifies
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God screeching in the background.
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Red 4 door and a silver 4 door chasing each other and shooting at each other

The night is picking up now :)
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>>79681266
You in Seminole county Robert?
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>>79683638
>implying I didnt already know that.

Kys for attemtping to be relevant
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>>79683574
I thought the two specular reflections on the upper lip were eyes on a black monster.
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>driving east bound chasing each other shooting at each other

ROBERT 131 ON THE WAY GOD SPEED
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>>79683754
Eww don't want ghetto chick
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>>79683736
roberts headed her way
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>>79683754
too much of a whore
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>>79681266
God bless Robert, stay safe out there
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>>79683796
:^)
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I don't know who I am!
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>>79683620

She's a fucking pig
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>>79683679
comfiest thread since /sg/

got any good chimpcago stories?
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>>79683552
>>79683620
Oh shit I didn't know she was just fucking 17 A B O R T I N G

>>79683635

Pretty fucking sad how shes converted by a bunch of city coons. Definitely would try to convert.
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>no clothing wearing an American Flag trying to enter the building

Did I hear that right?
>>
wearing an american flag
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Dispatcher be stressed
>>
WACKER DRIVE
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WOW, Chicago is melting down!
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>>79683814

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8JHx5XOtO8
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Damn...this lady is just like, "Yeah we're getting a lot of calls now...so...just get to what you can..."
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Jesus christ you guys, this is a lot to keep up with. How do the sassy women and the Roberts keep up? Are we hearing a multiplexed channel or does everyone hear all this? This is chaos, I don't see how anything can get accomplished.
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>>79683880

One more picture
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>>79683890

>no clothing
>wearing a flag

Make up your damn mind
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thank you white guy for being patriotic
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>>79683793
Yeah?
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Dispatcher is about to snap
>>
F I R E W O R K S
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>>79683886
https://www.face /sienna.ha yes.1?fref=nf
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>11:05pm

real Robert hours approaching
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super comfy right now
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>>79683975
does she have four boobs wtf
>>
>>79683919
nope its just getting close to the 4th of july
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>>79683957
They've had 4+ hour backlogs multiple times this week.
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>>79683912
Non chicagoan here,
all things considered I'm impressed that nothing's coming out of lower wacker. Has that gentrified to where crime is reduced or is it simply not a bad spot?
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>>79683975
she could have been saved and not burn the coal
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>>79683620
>>79683552

>TFW 18

MUH DIKKKKKKK
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>>79680696
Maine needs to be updated amigo, all consumer fireworks are now legal :)
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>>79682566
No, I didn't show my power level. That'd be dumb as fuck and very niggerish of me. I'm perfectly civil in public.

It wasn't my preference to swing into niggerville and into a burger kind, I just wanted left overs, but I was with my friends so there wasn't much I could do.

>>79682609
First two I could probably care less about unless they're white, always sad when a kid gets hit by a car, ban assault cars now. Dementia... Also sad. Damn, I didn't ask for feels.

>>79682630

>get done with freedom fireworks at friends house, had a bonfire and was designated driver
>driving them home but they ask to swing by Burger Kangz
>Drive into second drive way to order for these slurring bastards, planning on paying for them cause feeling good about freedom day
>Car in first lane drives forward wait a second and still no answer "Hello? Is this working?"
> "Jus' a secund sir yous jus' need to wait a second" Sheeboon with attitude
>Alrightfuckitandwait.jpeg
>SUV with band of niggers pulls up into Drive Way 1
>Audibly hear sheeboon taking their order
>Notice they have cameras and could probably tell we're white
>Friends talking shit about how fucked up this is
>Niggergang pull up to their window
>"Are you ready to take our order now?"
>"Jus' wait a secund you gotsa wait."
>Enraged I'm gonna get these guys their fucking food
>"Alright what'chu want."
>I attempt to order.
>"Weez outta ____."
>It was literally two fucking double whopper meals. They're out of the burger buns.
>"Okay, nevermind then." Annoyed tone.
>"Has a goodnight." Hear the audible laughter in her tone.
>Take them to McDonalds instead. Fuming the entire way,

It can be difficult to act civil with apes. Fuck it, like I don't have the resources to defame and make their life difficult with rumors and tiplines to the proper health authorities in town/state.
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>>79683890

Patriotism is hot
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>>79684015

L O L inb4 DMV employee who issued you ID browses /pol/ and remembered the way you signed Robert
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>>79683975
Pretty amazing how someone looks great in one picture and completely trash in the other
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>>79684042
the other two are bags of sand you fucking wizard
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here comes motherfucker birthday boy robert HYPE
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>GO FUCKIN' GET HER ROBERT
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>>79683886
Shes not 17. That was from an old arrest in 2013
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>6'1 blonde
wew lad
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DUDE
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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6'1 blind white woman heavy set
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>weed and fireworks in the alley
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DUDE
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6'1 blonde white woman...heavyset.
> Coal burner
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DUDE WEED
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>>79684150
>>
New fred when?
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NEW
>>79684274
>>79684274
>>79684274
>>79684274
>>
new bread when
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SUNNYSIDE GOT A MAN DOWN ON THE GROUND

someone make a new thread pls
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>>79684140
The camera can do amazing tricks...
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>>79684150
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>>79684324
>>79684335
NOW>>79684333
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>>79684333
wew thanks Robert
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888888888888888888888
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Female driver...
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>>79683884

Well, July 3rd is, historically, an absolutely batshit crazy night in Chicago.

Back in the day, they used to do fireworks on the third, too, not just the fourth. They were usually even bigger than the 4th, because A.) people would come in from the burbs and watch the fireworks over the lake, and then be able to watch the fireworks on the 4th with families and in their hometown, and B.) no one has to work tomorrow so they would get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

I'll give you a hint: they had to cancel them.

July 3rd is crazy. Should be a good night on here.

As far as Chimpcago goes, I've got some pretty good ones, but nothing that would top talking to a Chicago cop...

They tell the best stories.
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>>79684011
>no clothing description
>wearing an american flag hat

not that complicated
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>>79684115
Nope

Consumer fireworks" does not include the following productswhich are illegal to sell, use or possess in Maine:

A. Missile-type rockets, as defined by the State Fire Marshal by rule;

B. Helicopters and aerial spinners, as defined by the State Fire Marshal by rule; and

C. Sky rockets and bottle rockets. For purposes of this paragraph, "sky rockets and bottle rockets" means cylindrical tubes containing not more than 20 grams of chemical composition, as defined by the State Fire Marshal by rule, with a wooden stick attached for guidance and stability that rise into the air upon ignition and that may produce a burst of color or sound at or near the height of flight.
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All Roberts are one.
We are legion
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>Charge his ankle bracelet lel
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yeeeess im back
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