Inb4 we have another minority government and we don't get anything done in the next four years.
Who the hell voted for that pleb that is Shorten?
He can't negotiate with Putin or Trump. We need toughness.
>>79682517
It was a tough choice because both major parties are just so shit but I did vote Liberal in the end because Labor supports shit like safe schools, upping the refugee quota etc
>>79682517
>He can't negotiate with Putin or Trump
I don't think you'll find the grey ghost any better.
Having said that, I think in the not-too-long run this result will be good in that it opens the possibility of based Tones running the show. Even if he doesn't manage to achieve anything, he's a one-man meme-machine on par with Trump and Putin.
>>79682517
>if you didn't vote for One Nation you are part of the problem
This, also.
>>79683193
I had them third, but it was no use in my electorate.
>>79683321
As long as you had them you're fine by me m8
>>79682517
You won't get toughness with Turncuck.
The best we can hope for is he Liberals turning on him, and bringing Based Tone back.
>>79683700
this, no rat turncoat ever held onto power for long. A lib win is pretty much guaranteed because the media is shilling hard for labors slight gain. The people put based tones into power not this back stabbing weasel.
Turncuck is as much a problem as any of them.
Having a private muslim dinner is treason. He's no prime minista of mine.
Fuck off. If they want a united Australia again, ban the fucking immigrants and muslims once and for all. Promote the population with focus on having kids. Stop fucking over first home owners with the housing market bullshit that is rife in this country.
>>79682517
>instability in australian politics
BTFO FAGGOTS
>>79682517
Yeah so you heard that bitch turnbulls speech right?
Sounds like a fucking sore loser to me.
He should pop that cock back in his mouth where it belongs
>>79682517
Fuck off, Malcolm.
>>79682517
i voted one nation
>>79684149
Turnbull is as bad as Rudd when it comes to egotistical PMs. He clearly loves the smell of his own farts, and courts people who would never in their life vote Liberal. What a fucking traitorous snake.
>>79682517
>Who voted for Shorten
Women, poofters, immigrants, and selfish boomers
>tfw you were a naive 18 year old when Rudd was sworn in
>tfw the country would've been Tip Top if we instead voted in Howard again and let Costello take over after him
It all went wrong the minute he left
>>79684658
b-but MUH GUNZ
>>79684658
>>79684851
Love him or hate him, John Howard was one of the greatest politicians in Australian history.
>>79683193
What if I told you I had one nation first, katter second, Xenophon third, le weed party fourth, mah drugs fifth and Yarr me hearties sixth?
Don't care about anything else WE GOT ONE NATION IN THE SENATE
One Nation and KAP the whole way.
>>79685046
I'd say you did alright m8, only alright.
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/07/04/pauline-hanson-converts-islam-after-accidentally-eating-halal-certified-sausage
Fucking sbs.
>>79682517
>in the next four years
Elections are every 3 years m8, and can be sooner if the PM chooses.
Personally I think it is better when they can't get anything done, since 90% of what they do is shit.
>>79682517
You really think that Turnbull, the labor plant, can negotiate with Putin or Trump? are you fucking dreaming?
Regardless, this is the beginning of the end for the Liberal party, they don't even represent conservative Australians.
>>79685546
>Regardless, this is the beginning of the end for the Liberal party, they don't even represent conservative Australians.
It's always darkest before dawn, my friend.
http://qt.com.au/news/strange-politics-heres-what-cory-bernardi-up-to/3050954/
>>79684984
Where the fuck did you get that gay cunt idea put in your head? Bloke came in during the fucking mining boom, I could've been Prime minister and managed to run a surplus in the same situation. Not to mention all the public assests that custard arm 4 eyed cunt sold off. Why does nobody on a politics board know how politics works?
>>79684600
you forgot unionists you cuck
Hanson has a guaranteed 2 seats, another 2 highly likely seats, and potentially another 2 depending on preferences. What a fucking time to be alive
>>79685944
Oh yeah, unionist too, forget to mention them. Dunno how I managed that tbph
>>79685169
>One Nation and KAP the whole way
KAP is a spent force. Bob Katter is 100 years old and his party did shit at the election.
We need to put all our support behind Pauline and One Nation. We have a real opportunity now.
>>79682517
Lets face it none of our options where that great.
>>79685878
Re-read what I wrote. I said he was a great politician, not a great PM.
Given the Australian attitude that all politicians are cunts, I wouldnt say that was much of a compliment.
In a hung parliament who is the PM?
>>79685857
Is Bernardi a good candidate to lead a proper right wing movement?
He has some good positions on some things but does anyone know if he shares the usual Liberal Party worship of big business and speculators?
Is he nauseatingly pro-Israel and slavish in his worship of USA neo-con foreign policy?
>>79686003
>a guaranteed 2 seats
A guaranteed one seat m8, maybe one or two others.
>>79682517
>Who the hell voted for that pleb that is Shorten?
Shortie Willie?
Rapists? Union bludgers, gays and gibmedats far and wide?
Just the other side of the (((same coin))).
>>79686243
>In a hung parliament who is the PM?
The current one until the majority of the parliament indicates it does not support him.
>>79686144
This, the choice was between an extended enema or an extended prostate exam.
Why are Tazzie and the territories such cunts?
>>79682517
>Who the hell voted for that pleb that is Shorten?
You don't vote for the man you idiot, you vote for the policies.
>>79686679
They need the gibmedats.
>>79685878
>m...muh mining boom
Mining boom was still going strong during Rudd's term mate
>>79686787
GFC negated it m8.
I voted Nationals and One Nation.
I am delighted that ON got a seat.
>tfw
>>79686879
kek always some scapegoat. GFC was 2009, Ruddy start in 2007 and was well into a deficit in his first year in office. Howard was in surplus the whole time he was in. Let's see you pull something out of your ass for Rudd's first two years.
>>79687003
>I voted Nationals
Admitting to mental retardation.
>>79687082
He was popular with Twitter users.
So there's that.
>>79687082
I remember the economy went into the shitter when W Bush was still president and he left office in January 2009 so things were shit before then.
>>79682517
>He can't negotiate with Putin or Trump.
implying Cuckstralia's in the position to be negotiating anything, rather than being dictated to.
>>79685239
This annoys me too. I don't like Hanson / One Nation, but we live in a fucking pluralist society. There are racist people in Australia, and those people are perfectly entitled to elect a representative that espouses those views. It's not up to our taxpayer-funded SBS to lampoon one particular candidate for the purpose of discrediting them.
>>79686243
In a hung parliament, it is the leader of whichever party is able to cobble together a majority coalition (by wrangling independents to come across to their side). If the Governor General cannot be convinced any party can form a stable majority government, he will call for a second general election.
Until such time as someone forms the next government, the previous prevailing government remains in caretaker mode, and Turnbull remains the caretaker PM. This is essentially a title only, as the government's executive powers are stripped during caretaker mode.
>>79687118
Better than going Greens.
>>79687295
Well you remember wrong
>>79687309
P.S. is this a /pol/ containment thread for Strayans
>>79687673
The fall clearly begins in 2008.
>>79682517
>Implying I didn't vote for exactly this kind of situation
Absolute bullshit mate. I can tell you're inbred (4 years)
>>79682517
voted greens, fuck both the majors - I would rather chaos than either of them having a mandate.
ITT - conservacucks
I voted labor and greens. Fight me.
>>79688329
>Greens
I'd rather have literal anarchy than a Greens majority - it'd fuck the country a lot less
Also
>not putting first preference as a pro-gun party
fucking cucks
>>79682755
My thoughts as well m8.
I'm not an uneducated minimum wage cuck, and actually have training in economic policy so I voted for Labor/the Greens.
Good to see the coalition and their dumbshit uneducated bogan following get btfo, great work Australia keep it up
>>79688566
QLD plz go.
why do you guys try so hard to be pretend texans? You are just swamp faggots with really bad tattoos?
If I was elected for pm, I'd pass a law that would ban all forms of social media in this country.
>>79682517
I voted one nation!
>>79688500
tip top vote m8
loving this hung parliament.
Watch the right cry
>>79688734
I'm from Sydney, actually.
>>79688729
Wait for the postal votes they heavily favour Libs and Nationals... Also Hanson will hold the power in the senate!!!! More like greens btfo
>>79688729
>coalition
>dumbshit uneducated bogan following
85% of the vote are people who are buying into "MUH ECONOMY MUH LIFE" and the other 15% are rich cunts like me who actually know how the economy works
in comparison to labor which is 98% idiots who want benefits and free shit, and 2% somewhat educated people who subscribe to free shit and the foreign policy of labor
>>79682517
HAHAHAHHA
WHO'S THE FUCKING KEK NOW, HUH?
>>79688956
Mine was a postal vote :^)
>>79688738
>>79688930
the kind of people to do this are the kind to lean towards voting greens
im glad they informal vote desu
>>79689008
Still you mate.
>>79682517
>This retarded appeal
I'm right leaning but cutting $54b to medicare so they can give $54.5b to special interests to completely abhorrent.
Cuts to penalty rates are more ass kissing for those interests.Business is slow on Sunday so they should be paid their worth, it's the christian thing to do.
This fuckwit couldn't negotiate a greased stick up a pigs arse, that's why he's always using those gay pre-written speeches.
He's a fucking banker who made his money speculating on markets, everything we don't like.
He's weak on immigration, over 180,000 every year which is almost Germany tier retardation.
These fuckwit "free traders" have let the special interests write the trade deal which has made a foreign court the highest authority in the land.
You want a tobacco tax? Not happening with the TPP, the parliament cannot make laws that would inhibit market profits in any way.
You want to start a business, say goodnight fuckwit we've got the TPP.
http://www.9news.com.au/sitecore/content/news/news/national/2016/07/02/09/14/election-2016-lambie-confident-of-re-election
>>79690646
Lambie and Hanson are gonna have a cat fight something chronic.
I will back Hanson to win.
>>79690871
I would love to see them mud wrestle on the floor of the senate
>>79691320
You're a pig mate
>>79691482
>Current year
>Not being attracted to powerful lipstick-on-a-pig types
Shiggy diggy!
>>79691689
Lipstick on a bush pig m8.
Why did my post get deleted?
that is odd.
>>79682517
Only people in Shorten's electorate could vote for him
if you go labour minority government, you cunts can consider yourselves out of the Anglosphere
>>79682755
Fpwp typical aussie shit wanting to take in refugees
>>79693899
Liberal is our far right party
>>79691482
Lambie is actually repulsive. Gross
>>79693983
get your hands off the Lamb
>>79693874
Only nations with an Air Force allowed in here m8, sorry.
>>79682517
Hate Shorten, but I voted Labor because they'll fuck with negative gearing and help burst this fucking bubble we have
saw a once good mate of mine like this. so much butthurt.
>ALA shill fags still haven't shown their faces
ONE PERCENT
>>79694057
based Helen Clark for UN Secretary-General. keep that philistine Rudd out ffs.
>>79686312
Maybe not Bernardi, but perhaps Tones could get in on it; he's from the conservative faction of the Libs. I don't know what Bernardi is like as a speaker, he may be alright.
He's most probably in line with the economic right, being a lover of businesses is basically a part of being a Lib.
He apparently is a supporter of Israel, according to a website I found of dubious reliability. In all likelihood, his party would probably be like the Libs were in the 90s.
>>79694401
>like the Libs were in the 90s
That is not even close to good enough. The Libs and Nats being cucked then is what led to One Nation in the first place.
>>79693983
Your dick's just too small for her.
>>79686312
>thinking there is anyone who isn't Greens tier cuck that is anti-Israel
Look, the best you get is One Nation who doesn't care about any desert niggers. Or you can go all BDS and trade your country for a mystery meat of Mudslimes, Niggers and Chinks.
Or you can go full autism and form a NatSoc alliance and get 0.001% of the Senate vote.
Where is the general whats happening the internet says 68 68 other 5
>>79694057
muslim air force doesn't count
>>79694390
Why the fuck did she think the person who tapped her on the shoulder was all the way the fuck over there?
>>79694390
>wanting competent leadership for the UN
Fuck off globalist shill. Let it burn, Rudd all the way
>>79694560
No dick could fill that cavern m8.
LDP for life nigga.
>>79694390
Uncle Helen will be much better than the Milky Bar Kid
>>79682517
>Wanting medicare ABC NBN and EVERYTHING ELSE TO GET CUT AND GUTTED
No you are the problem
JUST 2 days ago they took away bulk billing for xrays and blood tests
what next?
>>79695063
Hopefully they'll subsidise concrete so you can harden the fuck up.
>>79695063
>not wanting to defund ABC
Arts major detected
>>79689675
middle of the roader here your absolutely 100% right mate
>>79695063
Water. Actually privatizing water is what's next.
>>79695420
State government issue dipshit.
>>79694940
fuck off you young cunt she was cancer. Labour has always been the party of treason
> GST
> genetically modified food
> sold of all state assets to foreign multinationals for NOTHING
> let councils borrow on assets, racking up billions of dollars
> interest free student loans on basketweaving, womens studies and general academic faggotry
and shes a giant cunt, to boot
>>79688965
Fuck off with the LNP shilling. They're basically the same as the ALP but with fewer gibs and more corporate welfare. Immigration will be basically the same under both and has been since Howard.
People finally realized this and are abandoning them for Xenophon (center), One Nation (hard right) and meme independents (idiots). Look at the senate results.
The ALP will actually gain seats and can pass legislation with the Greens and Xenophon. The LNP needs all the memes + One Nation + Xenophon. These memes used to be LNP seats.
>>79695339
>>79695290
What did you think i was trolling?
Why the fuck do you retards defend the shit that the libnats do and then poopoo everything good that labor and greens do?
I really dont understand this mindset at all.
UHHH FUCK YOU I GOT MINE HAHA POOR CENTERLINK CUNT etc etc
well dont worry anons when the real depression hits and you lose your job and cant pay your rent or medical bills and die in the street you can at least take solice in that you thought you did the right thing.
>>79695063
Hurry up and defund ABC and SBS
>>79689675
Why the fuck would I want a tobacco tax?
>>79695553
back_to_reddit.bmp
>>79695553
The depression will under labor gov.
I voted labour so my future career organisations would have more funding. Pirate party second, even though their tax plan is shit they understand the need for a strong, free and safe internet for the future of Australia in the information age. Then a sneaky [spoiler]Pauline Hanson[/spoiler] preference at number 5 for having the balls to stop the threat of Islam and their high birth rates.
>>79695553
JORDIES FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT
>>79682755
Are you going to pay for all that shit mate? I voted liberal because Im sick of seeing my hard earned money the government takes in tax being pissed away with bullshit ineffective programmes and for people who dont and wont appreciate it. And because fuck the unions.
>>79695063
>JUST 2 days ago they took away bulk billing for xrays and blood tests
Source or I won't believe you
who /putliberallaborgreenslast/ here
>>79682517
>we don't get anything done in the next four years.
Are we actually falling for this meme? I was hoping the R.Murdoch shilling would be minimal on /pol/.
Look at it like this. Majority governments have been and always will be terrible for Australia and our culture. In majority governments absolutely retarded policy gets forced through the lower and upper house with little consideration of consequences. The only winners are those with vested interests, independents and Greens voting Carl.T.C mother fuckers who hold Australia at ransom. Lib or Lab. It's fucked. We all lose.
Minority government means that all policy and discusion now has to be rational, well planned and with little controversy from the media. Lib or Lab. We all win.
Gillards years in a hung parliament were incredibly productive despite the fucking side show. Turnbull is likely to suffer the same fate but won't be able to accuse the opposition of my soggy knee (top kek to based tones for that one).
Despite the apocalypse stories the media are peddling. Australia has a lot to look forward to for the next three years. The media sell Papers and internet subs, not reality.
>Ask gf who she voted for
>>Labor
>why?
>> I dunno, my mum voted for labor
>her mum is a brain dead feminist who thinks she knows shit about politics because she has a political economics degree 20 years ago and doesn't use for her job
>Asked gf who she voted in senate
>>Labor
>Why?
>>Because mum said so.
I just want to fucking die. And her little 12 year old brother is the most irritating pseudo intellectual feminine quasi-faggot I've ever met.
>Pauline Hanson is first for Australia and last for minorities
>>Why is that bad?
>It's racist
>>Why is placing the people who love this country first over people who don't contribute bad?
>Because it's racist
I just want to die when I'm in her house. Her sister voted fucking greens and so did her sisters boyfriend because he's completely whipped.
>>79695569
So we can have more quality original programs on 9 10 and other private tv stations that are hemeraging money?
oh yay some reality tv series from the 90's got rebooted oh wait...
>>79695646
Of course it will the libnats racked up over 100bil+ debt
How the fuck is the alp meant to make that dissapear? They fucking gutted the country and left them and us with NOTHING no reknewables or any industry of any kind manufacturing and everything else is completely gone except for memes like tourism and farming.
>>79695693
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE
>>79695779
KEK
>>79695800
House LDP→Liberal→Donkey
Senate Obstructionist meme parties only
>>79695836
>little controversy from the media
Mate, the middle of two extremes is not always the best outcome. That's a Logic fallacy.
>>79683700
Based Tone will never come back. The media completely obliterated his image
>>79695950
Jordies is this actually you
Im a big fan mate give us a sign
>>79695730
You'd prefer them to just keep your tax instead just so they can say muh surplus ?
>>79696070
nah im not jordies
but i am falcunt
>>79696128
literally who?
The one nation butthurt is spectacular.
>>79696193
not even her you dikchead cunt
>>79696197
not friendly jordies thats all you have to know
gotta admit though he pretty much hits the nail on the head apart from all the immigration horseshit
>>79688729
>I have training in economic policy
Hahahaha like that means fucking shit. I'm an economics student and majority of my cohort voted liberal
>>79682517
Voted Shorten cos I want my fuckin en bee en
>>79696305
the only thing that retarded cunt hits is cones mate. he's a deadset fucking spastic
I voted LNP (to support pretty Kelly in my electorate). I'd be happy with ALP or LNP having a clear majority, I just want a functioning legislature without a bunch squabbling obstructionist fuckwits who get off on saying "No" to everything.
Greens LAST, thank god they lost... Jason Ball = Di Natale's fuccboi puppet, not an original thought in his empty puppet brain. REEEEEEEEE!!
>>79696380
Even a CRAZY broken clock is right twice a day
>>79696394
>LNP
>Functioning
>2013+3
LERL as bad as labor backstabbing and now the greens are just as bad.
>>79696394
>I voted LNP (to support pretty Kelly in my electorate)
I don't care that you voted Liberal, but why the fuck would you care about Kelly O'Dwyer? She's a useless cunt
>>79696527
Mate, that's exactly right, you're affirming what I've just said. I just wanted one party to have a clear majority so we could AVOID the backstabbing and uncertainty, and actually get Canberra moving again. The gears of politics have been stationary for too long, and it's thanks to these close hung parliaments.
>>79696591
>asking /pol/
>anything
uhh uhhh uhh MEMES
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>79696668
The days of crusing along not giving are fuck are over for this country
>Mining boom gone
>GDP = shite
>Future of country fukt
We could vote johhny howard rudd in tomorrow but with no mining boom it wouldnt make a difference.
>>79696591
>>79696672
You asked, and I'll answer.
She's a moderate Liberal, not a retarded far-right sociopath. Well educated, well spoken, successful career in business and politics, prior to standing for election. Kelly has the balls to front up to QANDA (most LNP members consider it hostile territory and won't take an invitation). She helped roll Abbott, who was political cyanide for the LNP. The alternative was The Greens in my seat, and I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty butter knife than have them as my representative.
Anything else, faggots?
A vote for labor is a vote for """safe schools""". Aka literal Marxism indoctrination.
Watch this.
http://youtu.be/vtvIO6jNKco
>>79682517
fuck off boomer. you and your ilk are fucking cancer.
>tldr: /pol/ btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO6UcfJcUcs
>>79696925
>She's a moderate Liberal
Who cares if she got into a position of power inside the party she'd just throw all her morals out the window like turnbullshit
>>79697003
boomers cant use pc's anon its just their shitty spawn gen xyz shitposting their shit ideals for a next generation
>brother aks me how I voted
>tell him that I voted all independents in the senate
>tells me I threw my vote away
>says he voted labor 6 in the senate so he at least voted for someone who got in
>>79697025
She's already in a position of power m8, she's in cabinet (the minister for small business, and she's assistant treasurer). Don't let your ignorance stop you from commenting though.
>>79697129
lerl
>>79697167
oh sorry i meant if she was actually PM she'd just do a turnbull and throw everything she believes in away
>>79682517
why are you posting this shitty Photoshop headshot?
>>79695995
Not necessarily. You got "NO CARBON TAX UNDER A GOVERNMENT I LEAD" on the front page VS "Conroy's internet censorship" barely even making the frontpage of /b/ and /pol/.
One was blown and taken amazingly out of context. I don't remember exactly what was said but the entire quote was something like "NO CARBON TAX! But there WILL be a price on carbon!". Which is certainly what they went on to do.
The other, censorship issue which should have had voters fuming about being dictated was barely even acknowledged.
The media peddles what the peasants will buy.
>>79697226
i say this with love: your slippery-slope logic is beyond retarded
>>79695857
Hahhah buttmad conservatard
>HOW IS BEING RACIST BAD?? FUCK YOU STRAYA CUNT
Yeah, you're the sort of cunt who makes me not give two shit about "Australians" over anyone else that might want to live and work here, all people should be completely equal by law and opportunity bro.
>Halal certification funds terrorism and increases prices!! [citation needed, senate committee found both are literally untrue]
>Wife beaters and abusive fathers deserve more rights!! Let's abolish the family law courts!!
Not only is Hanson an insufferably retarded xenophobic idiot (as are her followers, ie. You), her policies are just plain factually incorrect.
Cry more abouts how much smarter than you your sisters family is tho bro.
>>79693974
>far right
universal kek
>>79697418
Sarah Hansen-Young, pls go
>>79697369
just like the libnat voters we're all as bad as eachother desu we let this happen mate.
it was pretty silly to think a mining boom would never end and now the real estate boom is just about to pop
>>79695950
ABC and SBS cost taxpayer money. Remove them
>>79697470
>I have literally no argument
Boom nigga
>>79697369
Why are you arguing with someone who unironically posts friendlyshillies links
>>79697502
So does all the fucking corporate handouts but not even labor or the greens are game enough to touch them are they?
Fuck this logic
>uhhh lets cut everything from the people who need it the most and give it to a bunch of rich buinsessmen who need handouts like a hole in the head
>>79684600
underrated post
>>79689028
If they still labelled the real boxes correctly then their vote is formal m8
>>79695730
>I want to be taxed and then the government to do absolutely nothing with it or give it to their rich mates
literally fucking kill yourself
>>79697418
funny thing is, back 20 years when she hit the scene, you would've got a blank stare from her if you asked her about Muslims. It was entirely about the yellow peril for her. Now she doesn't say a fucking word about the asians and it's completely the muslims fault the country's being roond.
>>79697502
>being an economic conservative
>after the 1980's
Literally all of your beliefs have been proved false, that must have shaken you to the core.
Of course I'm guessing you've not brushed up on your education in at least twenty years so you probably still think you know best - how pathetic.
>>79697539
Fuck off japan/australian traitor
>>79682517
>We need toughness.
Why is he tough?
Nobody is tough, nobody cares about the country, for politicians being a politician is only a job to them, noting more.
Hence why we are selling our country to the Chinese and sucking American dick 24/7.
>>79697588
>>79697639
The ABC and SBS cost taxpayer money and do not deliver a vital, important or even useful service - let alone a profitable one.
go fiscal conservative, now, or you will be fucked utterly when the crash comes. And it is coming. I got cousins working in your mines m8, 2 of them. Cunts fucked.
Can we invade east timor and papau new guinea without your inteference now that you have a liberal government?
you guys surely wouldn't mind more boat people from us
>>79697625
She had a whinge about turbins saying they could put bombs in them, everything she said would happen has. Pauline is a hero, betrayed by her own country
>>79697723
Personally i dont even watch tv but i do like having ABC and SBS streaming services for free.
If they went online streaming only that would be fine but it wont happen.
>>79697766
>When the crash comes
Its already here its been here for 4 years mate
i dont have any money to save and i doubt labor can save us again without the magical mining money
>>79697766
>fiscal conservative
>fucked when the crash comes
ayyy we would have been in the shitter if a fiscal conservative party was in charge during the GFC
>>79697625
Muslims weren't a problem like they are now.....and shes still on about asians, just less because they aren't fucking crazy. Still too many of them though.
>>79697723
>educating children, teens and adults alike
>no value
You're pretty retarded, I'm guessing you probably DIDN'T grow up watching ABC and SBS
>>79697723
rural areas would disagree. Non-English speakers would disagree (yes, I know your reply kek! You So Funny!).
>>79697852
So she's after those peace-hating, rapist Sikhs now?
>>79697873
Shhhh the uneducated retards can't stomach this fact
>>79697723
TBQH LA FAMIGLIA
Part of being a grown-up in a democracy is realising that sometimes the government will fund programs that you personally don't like or use... but are important for our country...
Such as wheelchair ramps, (questionable) public art, or an independent state broadcaster that isn't controlled by private enterprise.
Your argument is as shrill and stupid as lefties who scream "Why is council spending $500,000 on New Years fireworks, when it could have gone to homeless programs!"
Grow up matey ;)
>>79697852
>She had a whinge about turbins saying they could put bombs in them, everything she said would happen has. Pauline is a hero, betrayed by her own country
and what will it be after isis/sandniggers?
Pedo legalization and free open boarders?
>>79697873
>7x cent usd
>hurr we're not in a finacial crisis
we're abolutely fucked im talking early 90's-00's level fucked
>>79697625
She is just pointing out the biggest and most obvious failure of multi-culturalism at the time.
"Australian" muslims weren't trying to murder the rest of us in 1996.
>>79697852
A good amount of her presser today was about asians
>>79697723
It must be fucked being a conservacuck like this...
hate sbs and sbc, which is universially loved by most australians..
hate medicare ...again same thing..
Its like everyone else is crazy for NOT wanting the fate that awaiting Americans after the 70's.
I really have a hard time understanding you faggots
>>79697951
at least they have their labor is bad meme to make them sleep at night
>>79697873
>>79697860
k then, enjoy making a living taking muzzie refugees for UN benefits mai bros. We will see if we can send some of our worst niggers over to you too.
Globalist socialists pls go
>>79697803
Why would you even bother?
>>79697852
The problem with Pauline is that even though she is right, she is a fucking shocking speaker.
>>79682517
>implying he will have to negotiate with trump
>>79697860
>Its already here its been here for 4 years mate
It's hasn't crashed yet, mining has just plateaued, They haven't started sacking the workers yet, just stopped hiring and renewing contracts. It's just the tip of the iceberg so far.
I have 5 mates working in WA and they're all still there.
>>79698008
>I really have a hard time understanding you faggots
i used to and then i remembered they think all the bad shit libnats have always done doesnt have an effect on them [spoiler]except it does especially in the long run[/spoiler]
remember when all those old fucks lost their super and blamed libnats? I do
>>79698054
8/10 trolle would bant again m8
nice work pie blower
>>79698095
>Hurr lets cut everything
What i dont understand is how gutting the country is meant to return it to a better state? In the short run it just kills everything and in the long run its incredibly damaging.
The only thing they dont fucking cut are their own parliment wages mate
>>79698183
>she is a fucking shocking speaker.
And yet she has been elected to parliament twice and no-one with her ideas but better speaking skills ever has.
>>79697873
>would have been in the shitter if a fiscal conservative party was in charge during the GFC
>the same conservative party who actually left us a surplus in the first place
don't kid yourself m8, labor is a fucking joke. All we got from them is failed promises and out of control debt.
>>79697912
I don't see Marxist propaganda as education
>>79697918
You don't need ABC/SBS you could simply fund state emergency broadcásts and rely on radio for rural areas.
Non english speakers should learn english, preferably before arriving, using their own money instead of tax payers money
>>79697957
Neither ABC nor SBS are important for Australia. Rail, airports, electricity, ports etc are important and should be publicly funded not left marxist crap
>>79698008
Nobody mentioned Medicare except you. Pay attention.
This cuck is not fit to be Prime Minister or a world leader. No toughness. His manner of speech is a carbon copy of Gillard's: this makes him come across as weak and effeminate.
Pauline is always fucking right. 20 years ago she warned about being swamped by Asians. And here we are today with them buying up everything and shipping in extended families.
Even the lefties complain about Chinese money buying everything, yet they still insult her.
>>79698254
niggers attract niggers
you want gibs me dats, you gonna get more niggers. You'd think 2% slimes was enough, but I guess there's no stopping you now, Australiastan. You millenials are CANCER
>>79698261
I don't know if any better speakers with her views have come along, but point taken.
>>79697957
>Someone with a disgusting blue coloured ID is the voice of reason.
Wow. What a time we live in.
>>79698141
sorry i forgot to mentio that i'm indonesian
we want the coconut knockers to ourselves
>>79697418
I didn't even vote for Pauline you fucking cunt waxer, I voted LDP. I just get pissed when people act like pseudo intellectuals
>>79698219
Then why is everycunt who was in the mines back here in nsw looking for work and cant find any?
its been happening silently for over 3 years
>>79698300
Turdbull?
He's a fucking merchant banker who landed on his feet in australian politics (because why the fuck not, hes already rich and gives no fucks)
>>79698375
Mate we've had african lebbo shitgibs for over 20 years you can thank howard for that.
Be very thankful your a smallass country
> Turnbull spoke shit about being 100% confident about forming majority government
> loses a seat midway through the speech
> lost another 6 overnight
LNP on suicide watch
>>79698254
You're barking up the wrong tree mate
>>79698285
Don't forget the extra mudslimes! But yeah it's hard to choose, liberals are costing us money but labour are faggots that's the way I see it.
>not drawing a massive swastika
>not then writing
>''if any party that favours muslims gets elected I will fire bomb all local mosques''
>>79697918
>So she's after those peace-hating, rapist Sikhs now
Well if she had her way we would have had 2 less terrorist attacks, if that cost a few hurt Sikh feelings then so be it.
If they don't like it they can leave
>>79698410
>i voted for a meme indie party
aec official here just to let you know they are only counting labor libnats and greens everything else is practically uselses
>>79698464
>>79698522
unless you filled out the rest of the ballot properly its chucked and nulled so your a fuckdumbcuntmate
Next leaders for Libs and Labor?
>>79698432
Don't worry m8, we will eventually liberate you. We have agents all over your country, waiting to act. Be ready.
>>79698597
Scott Morrison and Penny Wong, probably
>>79689675
>180000 every year which is almost Germany tier retardation.
except the breakdown of country of origin is totally different. Germany is taking in almost exclusively mussies from north Africans and sand niggers. where as Australia is not you fuckwit.
>>79698475
yeah or the union investigations and deaths at sea, the list goes on and on for labor
>>79698464
say what you want at least hitler wanted to do the right thing for germany.
i dont get your point prehaps elaborate mate?
>>79698587
oh no I do both.
then I vote for the greens, then if a mosque is attacked greens supporters may be suspects
>>79698597
Albo labor
Fuck knows lnp probably some meme
>>79698587
Don't give two shits.
>>79698285
XD dank.
My favourite part of your post is how you pretend that the LNP didn't make the debt worse and haven't lied about more things
fuckwit
>>79698587
>aec official
>23 shillposts in this thread
aight m8y
>>79698707
kekked hard
>>79698731
obviously you voted for a meme party
>>79698655
>failed mining tax that made no money
>carbon tax double whammy
>failed leadership merry go round
>Wanting to defund the ABC
The leftist stupidity often spewed on shit like The Drum makes me want to commit murder sometimes but it does provide a vital service to the country, namely news, educational and entertainment programming to the people of this country that don't have any alternative. The agrument could be made to trimming it down to just ABC, ABC 3 and ABC 24 but its absolute fucking retardation to cut that shit all together.
It always amazes me that the leader of the greens isn't a woman.
>>79698774
i couldnt take proof as camera's where banned in the polling place but yeah all saturday i was for over 18 hours
come at me weaboo
>>79698407
That makes it a lot more clearer, indobro
>>79698637
>Penny Wong
She is in the wrong house m8.
>>79698818
Welcome to the liberal philosophy
>We're rich and we dont use it so nobody else should either.
>>79682517
>Inb4 we have another minority government and we don't get anything done in the next four years.
Good, things are reasonably stable barring the housing market and neither party was going to do anything about it; dont rock the boat.
>Who the hell voted for that pleb that is Shorten?
People who dont want turnbull to sell the country out to multinational interests. That said shorten is also a dickhead and I can understand people who voted for or against either of them.
>He can't negotiate with Putin or Trump. We need toughness.
1) We dont negotiate with putin, he is irrelevant to australia's interests both economically, on a military basis and he's not even a neighbour
2) Abbott couldnt negotiate with putin
3) Trump isnt likely to win, this isnt an issue.
>>79698758
>left a surplus
>uncontrolled spending
pick one retard, GFC was an excuse to spend without consequence and to secure votes which didn't work anyway.
there are always two parties. One is more gibs me dats than the other. Can you spot which is which? Niggers can.
>>79698823
Because Greens = < labor
as much as i hated gillard for being a backstabbing flipflopping front center for the bulldogs she did a better job than defaggalio
>>79695531
those immigration numbers dont include refugees granted assylum you fuck tard. their is a huge difference in the number of illegals under LNP vs ALP. kill yourself commie shill
>>79698823
The beta numale is less manly than the average modyrn womyn
>>79698818
You can find all that online, at the library or on free to air television
>>79698571
>a nut case with an axe to grind and a 15 year-old muzzie edge-lord are credible threats to our sovereignty and thus Australian citizens wearing a certain type of hat should be excommunicated.
Your world is incredible
>>79698912
>Good, things are reasonably stable barring the housing market and neither party was going to do anything about it; dont rock the boat.
So the fact that youth unemployment is skyrocketing and we're 100billion+ in debt is fine to you?
>>79698818
There's a million free TV/news/radio outlets on tv/radio/internet.
There's no reason to fund the anti Australian SBS and ABC
woah...
>>79698004
There's a problem with that? Asians will take over the country if we continue down this path, when do we start putting restrictions on them?
Fuck Asians, just because they are the least offensive immigrants doesn't mean fuck all when they will not integrate, they would rather set up their own suburbs and neighbourhoods, 98% of real estate sold in Chatswood is to Chinese.
Slavs,Greeks and all the other Europeans integrated perfectly fine, even some subhuman lebs can manage it.
>>79682517
Yeah the same type of toughness that produces a spoon fed millionaire that doesn't actually need to work. so why does he need the fucking job?
>>79682517
I'd be voting for LNP if they weren't hell-bent on obliterating FTTP.
>>79699049
Who will provide (((unbiased content))) though
>>79687996
The fall back to 2005.
>>79698831
>banned in the polling place
Where? I also work for AEC.
libs=asians
labs=akbar/niggers
it dose not matter who wins lads australia loses
>>79699017
Yes goy, let's have for-profit television stations handle important news and educational programming.
Kill yourself.
>>79699103
There's no such thing as unbiased content.
>>79699026
>Wanting australia to be a pc sjw hugbox like canada or eu/uk
NOPE get the fuck out of my country
i think pauline hanson is a fucking idiot but shes right about the fucking immigrants and she was right about the asians taking over
Absolutely prophetic if it was anyone else who appeared alot less bogan they would go down in history
>>79699026
There is really no good reason to allow African, Middle Eastern or South Asian immigration.
East Asians are wealthy so there is the good reason for them.
>>79699053
Good QLD has always been more like america anyway so they can fuck off over there.
>>79699120
i had 3 bosses hovering over me all day since it was my first time i couldnt do shit
Cowper
>>79699151
What have the Asians actually taken over, though?
>>79695553
Whingy fringies. They are the equivalent of the lefts trigender semiracial omni sexual womyn with bright rainbow hair.
The are a vocal minority screaming into an echochamber. I source my political news from many different stories.
The Greens and Labor are very different. But are usually united against the Libs.
Most shills probably didn't even notice that the Greens did everything in there power to undermine and sabotage Labor this entire campaign.
>>79699053
>rest of the country
>implying it's not just bitter Melbournians.
>>79699150
new af
>>79699174
>East Asians are wealthy so there is the good reason for them.
all they do is buy property then fuck else mate
>>79699232
the entire property market
are you currently residing under ularu or something mate?
>>79699222
>>Cowper
ah coolios, I was at reid for this election.
>>79699144
Except we have seen that the ABC and SBS are just as biased. The difference is that we are paying for progressive Marxist propaganda to be shoved on children
If ABC and SBS want to stay then they can be sold
I voted Labor in lower and ON in upper
You mad you fucking globalist cuckservative? Labor might be cultural marxists, which is why I vote ON to safeguard myself but I'd rather steer clear of banker, mining, media and real estate semen unlike all the delusional libcuck voters
>>79699151
As someone who leaves the house every day, I don't see these issues. Perhaps you should move to a better area ala Turnbull's advice RE the NBN :^)
>>79699053
As a QLD with an actual education and common sense I'd like to take a moment to apologise for the uneducated, retarded and racist population of the state, which is basically everyone outside the top two population centres. Again, I'm really sorry, these dumbfucks are easily scared, overly reactionary and honestly have no clue what's in their best interests.
>>79682517
Turnbull and Shorten are literally the same. Nethier are fit to lead our country.
No politician in our country can lead the way we need really.
Shorten will lead us into more Muzzies
Turnbull will lead us into the hands of kikes more
>>79688306
But he was a real tradie you fuck head,
Labor used fake tradies last election
>>79699251
>Most shills probably didn't even notice that the Greens did everything in there power to undermine and sabotage Labor this entire campaign.
honestly i had to put them 2nd because FUCK libnats getting preferences
reminder if you didnt fill in the green ballot 1-7 its not counted same with the white ballot 1 or 1-6 or at least 12 under the line
so many people fucked it up so many wasted votes
>>79699334
Noice
>mfw we will probably get to troll AEC again when we go back to the polls in 3 weeks
>>79699391
Fuck off normie
>>79699336
>progressive Marxist propaganda
You realise this board is mostly satire yes? I really hope you aren't old enough to vote if you actually think this.
>>79699436
which is better, dumb shit? Fuck you millenials are as thick as pig shit. What did they teach you at school except for how to express your feelings?
>>79699422
As a QLD with an actual education and common sense I'd like to take a moment to apologize for the greens voters.
>>79699316
>YOU'RE SKINS A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO MINE!!!!
>NO YOU CAN'T BUY THIS HOUSE! THAT'S NO FAIR THAT'S NO AUSTRALIAN!!
>I DONT CARE IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT CHINK, IT SHOULD BE MINE WITH MY THREE MORTGAGES CAUSE MUH SKINNNN >:(
t. poorfag priced out of the property market
who the FUCK would vote for any Labour party in any country?
They are all cucks and have been for decades now. Literally a double penetration by globalist corporatism economics and the pozzed dick of nigger refugees and safe spaces.
>>79699017
>You can find all that online, at the library or on free to air television
Not everyone has access to those services freely or easily. How the fuck is a family living in regional Australia going to easily get educational programming from a library when the closest one is over an hour away, stream video when the best service in their area is total shit? And don't be a dumb cunt and say free to air has good programing, ABC is way better than any shit on 9 or 7. I love that the ABC has a free 24 hour news channel that is also freely avaible online and I don't think shit like the Andrew Bolt acts like a massive twat hour compares to it. I don't know people can't grasp the fact you can be a right wing nationalist but also feel the state should provide certain services for free.
wait a second abbott got screwed over so his part could lose?
great strategy
>>79682755
Does Safe Schools really affect you?
Hopefully with it balancing out shit like school chaplaincy and RE kids will grow up pretty balanced.
I'd rather zero biased programs, though.
>>79699452
If he was a real tradie than they chose the worst possible one to put in an ad
>>79699026
Kek, What about the rest of the crimes these sand niggers have committed, heard of the skaff brothers? Do you think the police set up a middle eastern crime unit for a laugh? You're a latte sipping lelbourner that's never had to live or work near this subhuman scum, it disgusts me go walk down the main street of Auburn and tell me how Australian these places feel, it's a joke. Western Sydney was full of white Australians 40 years ago, no look at it.
But sure make some sarcastic remarks and place your head further in to the ground.
>Your world must be incredible
It is
>>79699251
Tbh Labor probably tried harder to fuck the Greens. First they made up a complete lie about the Greens doing a preference deal with the Libs, then proceeded to DO A PREFERENCE DEAL WITH THE LIBS THEMSELVES.
I swear 90% of Labor's election campaign was based on out-and-out lies. Not even vague promises that they will never fulfill (every party has those) but literally lying about other parties. I'm just disappointed the public fell for them.
>>79699530
>I earned this money by being born into a card carrying communist family in China
>now let me buy all ur property so I can rent it out at exorbitant prices and cuck you whitey cunts.
>remember the opium wars
>>79699544
>globalism is bad!!
>Because... umm.. because... urr.. the illuminati you sheep!
This "muh evil globalism" meme is getting pretty stale grandpa.
>>79699530
I inherited my mum's place and who the fuck wouldn't be priced out of the market when properties cost 300k-1mil plus for a shitbox because the fucking retarded govt won't zone and release more land to keep the bubble going
>>79698459
Fuck. I was expecting a strong confident and rational speech from Turnbull. I don't like him, but that is his strong point.
I thought Scott Morrison on the ABC talking to Penny Wong and the media topped my personal previous top most political cringeworthy moments. Bestng Krudds 2013 election dribble and Tones nodding at a camera for a full minute.
But then Turnbull got up on the podium and went full on JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. That was some awkward shit. Government or not, he needs to go.
>>79695950
>Caring about ABC AND SBS
>ever watching the electric Jew
Apart from Mad as Hell the rest is shit
>>79699657
So your argument literally is:
>fuck off rich Chinese I don't like you cause Chinese!!
You really are a poor xenophobe, aren't you?
>>79699564
Same thing happened in 2013 and 2010 and 2007 on both sides
>>79698597
>>79698637
Scott Morrison would be Tones 2.0. I would say Julie Bishop.
>>79699713
Morrison and Wong just slowly but surely lost their shit as the night went on. By 1am, they were both tired, grumpy, talking over each other, and I swear Morrison was moments away from calling her a speccy slanty-eyed cunt.
rate my life plan
1. finish uni at end of this year
2. join navy
3. work hard for abt 10 years saving as much money as possible and using them sweet defence benefits
4. buy a property somewhere out in bumfuck but preferably somewhere warm with a beach. maybe far north qld
5. build house for one powered by solar electricity
6. live off the land - grow all my own veggies, have lots of chickens and cows for eggs/milk, catch lots of fish
7. write and read lots of books
8. die
>>79699763
I'm sure Shaun could get a commercial network to give him a show
he did used to have a deal with Ten back back in the 00s for shows like TAYG
>>79699042
>Youth unemployment
I am currently a youth in exactly this situation; labor's solution was to redefine unemployment to make the figure seem less, liberal's solution was to blame young people while making it easier to hire on overseas contracts. Neither party gives a shit and neither party will do anything to stop this.
>Debt
Every government for the last three elections has promised a surplus; every government has walked away with more debt than it entered with. Getting a surplus is basically a political meme that everybody promises and nobody even tries to do.
>>79699763
Rake is also really good if only for rake and cal Macgregor rest of the characters are crap except for hqrrysorrydavid Potter krud
who else told the annoying fuck heads handing out flyers to fuck off
>rock up to local school still drunk from friday night
>skated there
>fell off
>arm in covered in blood
>standing in line like a tool
>some fuck wit dweeb is literally shouting and demanding people to vote for his party
>tell him to shut up
>he just gets angry
>yell at him ''fuck up cunt, I don't want to be here, I dont want to listen to your shit, if you keep yelling ill stab you''
didn't see him again. I then proceeded to vote greens and draw a swastika on my paper and threaten local mosques.
got searched by the police 20 minutes later, they were looking for a knife, little pussy actually called the cops.
>>79699844
Way ahead of you anon
>>79699316
Asians account for about 2-3% of property buyers.
>>79699544
exactly. Fucking hell aussies are just cucks. Literally white irish niggers
>>79699867
Public Debt is not equivalent to Private Debt.
This is the biggest lie fed to the Australian people in years.
>>79699867
This mate it's fucked only the greens seem to have some good policy for us gen y but the best we can hope for is memes and maybe universal basic income
>>79699901
please explain
i want this so bad.
>>79699903
ok chink boy
go back to gookland faggot
>>79699621
To be honest, I think the preferencing deals came from Labor expecting gains but not really considering getting this close. I bet all three parties are going to make wiser preferencing deals in the future.
>>79699770
I don't fear them, I hate them ;)
>>79700058
you gonna get muzzies instead, cuck, refujihadis
>>79699422
>racist population of the state
Kill yourself libcuck. No one gives a single fuck about upsetting mudskins or slant eyes.
>>79699610
>it is
He says while admitting he lives in a Western Shitney enclave.
To be fair, SBS has done one good thing
>>79699544
Exactly, I'd rather the liberals Jew me then be swamped with more shitskinned refugees, telling kids it's ok to be a tranny and paying for overweight neckbeards to get useless degree's. Liberals will jew us, Labor will enrich us.
If you voted Labor you have put your own selfish needs ahead of the country's and should be deported to Canada.
>>79700045
>literally no argument but racism
t. every conservative in Australia, but it's totally not about that
>>79699888
Hahaha my father had a similar experience.
>>79700107
best thing on television in years desu
>>79699993
Still have to pay it back with interest fuck knob
>>79700095
>hurrr look I'm bein edgy and racist on tha innanet!!
kek I'd bet you're a tradie you poorfag uneducuck
You get Gooks or Muzzies
Now, which one do you want, faggots?
>>79700149
WRONG
>>79699844
> 4.
If the shit in Cardwell with Port Hinchinbrook has cleared up by then, I can confirm that Cardwell is a great place.
>>79700149
>implying it's a single fiscal entity like a private home loan or personal loan
my lord the education system has failed dumbshits like you
>>79700107
>johnny hitlers the coolest kid on campus!
Fuck yeah that show was top stuff. Made in south Australia
>>79700124
they are so fucking irritating, doesnt matter what party, they are just cunts. they all stopped once I threatened to stab the guy. and because it was nothing but women and limp wristed hippy scum nobody did anything everything just went quiet.
>>79700097
>Posts from bedroom
I don't live in Sydney Achmed, I used to work there though. Do you know what work is or did you vote Labor as well?
>>79687309
The caretaker conventions are just a convention. The government serves at HM's pleasure (or in our case at the governor-general's pleasure). The commissions are still active, and the ministers still have responsibilities to their departments. Because we're in a plural liberal democracy, the conventions were evolved over time to prevent the executive government using the resources of the APS to their party's advantage.
>>79700182
>im not one of those rayzizt bogans
>im a gud lil libcuck
laffen over here m8
>>79700115
Nothing wrong with 'racism'
I don't give a fuck if people think I am 'racist'
I don't fucking want chinks, sudos or musso goat fuckers anywhere near me
>>79699554
Again, there is ample material online, radio and free to air. Two national public broadcast services is wasteful and not needed
>>79699567
Safe Schools affects everyone as it pushes marxism and trans and gay shit on children
>>79699888
Where were you, Caboolture?
>>79698637
I used to have high hopes for Morrison desu. Pretty disappointed, I don't think he'd make a good PM
>>79699844
what do you want to do in the navy?
you don't want to be scraping, paint and rust for 10 years lad
armed forces are notorious for just making you do maintenance when maintenance isn't needed because they don't have anything for you to actually do
if your smart get a role that uses the knowledge and skills you gained by studying and gaining a degree so you can use it as xp once your out of the armed forces
>inb4 you have a degree in basket weaving
then when you have a back up if and when you get out of the armed forces and can use your time in the armed forces as xp when you go for a job, that's if you have to go for a job and don't get some form of armed forces pension or some shit i dunno how it works in australia
also go and talk in the military enlistment general /meg/ on /k/ for advice
>>79699827
>speccy slanty-eyed cunt
Kek. I didn't get to watch all the way through. The majority of what I saw was Scott Morrisons pure dissonance and denials. Penny Wong was still rational at this point.
Leigh Sales looked like her vagina was shutting down every time Scotty even took a breath. He was at full fatigue and sperg mode by this point. Wouldn't be surprised if he sent her on an early Menopause.
I stopped watching after Turnbulls speech. Would have been good to watch Penny and Scott quickscope each other though.
>>79699888
>i then proceeded to vote greens
>>79700327
i have a degree in shitposting
>>79699770
Shut up gook. Your people come over here, take our jobs and buy up all of our housing property just so you can inflate prices and leave homes empty, the ones that aren't empty are reserved for other gooks who live like 6 people in a 2 bedroom home. To make matters worse your people buy all the businesses and staff them with gooks. You also buy our farmlands taking our water and use Asian mining and farming corporations to take all the product farmed from the Australian land using Australian water and ship it all back to Asia where it is sold for cheap. You are raping the land and selling the future of young Australians.
Gooks are utter scum.
>>79700302
>It's da immegrants fault I'm poor n stupid and have seven poor n stupid kids!!
>If it wernt for the terrarist immgerants I'd be a dokta donchu know it
You're clearly a dumbfuck
>>79700272
Sounds about right mate, damn they really are irritating. I say go full pimp and give em a good old backhand it's never failed me
>>79700355
> Billiam's speech
> Cheers and claps after every sentence
> "THE LABOR PARTY IS BACK"
> Turnbull's speech
> 90% bluster
> Already down a seat
> "W-we're gonna form majority, you guys"
> "P-pls"
> loses another seat midway through the speech
I've heard Bunnings are selling pre-tied nooses to members of the LNP
>>79700107
They aired NGE too. But apart from that, it's an absolute piece of shit waste of money
>>79700208
So it's free money that never has to be paid back?
No interest?
Not paid by the tax payer?
Bull fucking shit, don't piss on MY /pol/ and tell me it's Gypsy tears faggotjordies
>>79700444
>I'm fucking retarded and have no useful skills, meaning I'm losing out to much cheaper low-skilled labour from abroad - and it's definitely NOT MY OWN FAULT!!!
You're whining like a child. Go back to school and make yourself worth something you whinging cunt.
>>79700445
>wanting a white Australia makes you a dumbfuck
No, fuck off you filthy fucking shit skin. We are full.
>>79700435
well lad you might just scraping rust for 10 years
if you really wanted to go to the navy you should of got a degree that can be used in the navy
then you would probably have to be an officer as well which looks good on a resume
but if you got some degree in interpretive dance or some shit and go into the navy and scrape paint for 10 years
then come out no interpretive dance companies are going to hire you because you haven't done anything that relates to your degree in 10 years
>>79700315
Perth
>>79700450
nah then I can get charged with assault. just threaten to stab someone works just fine. plus I had skateboard, and was wearing ''skater'' clothes, so there was a chance I actually had a knife, plus blood was pissing down my arm, that might have had somthing to do with it.
>>79700182
the first job of the philopher king is to maintian the purity of blood. -platos republic
put down the karl marx and ayn rand and read an actual european intellectual fag.
>>79700273
I work in a hospital (public service, must be triggering :^) surrounded by people of all races including Muslim surgeons who bring in delicious lunches for everyone in the office.
The issues you are having a shitfit over aren't racial, they're endemic to poor people, ie your type.
And yes, Labor voter and union member. Stay furious.
>>79700561
i made that image and have seen it posted over 3 times
feels good mate
>>79699770
>If you don't want country's population replaced with foreign immigrants your a xenophobe
Kek, we will be getting close to 10% Asian, in just 40 years of non-white mass immigration, when does it stop?
>>79700561
this mate
>>79700570
ill get by
>>79700602
Good point and I suppose I'm not taking into account the dude Was a massive police calling pussy
>>79700655
Fuckn top cunt.
Use it almost every day m8, cheers
>>79700602
I've heard from a friend that the west coast is ass-backwards. Any truth to this?
>>79700508
Actually it's the TOTAL net capital inflows and outflows of our economy, which are often heterogenous, time-dependent, not tied to a certain interest rate, not affiliated at all with specific fiscal/monetary policies, etc.
It's A LOT different to a lump-sum debt owed by an individual to a bank for example.
>>79700532
no he was saying asians are trying to subversively take over aka china
he wasn't saying but muh mcdonalds job
>>79700445
Yes because seeing sudo gangs terrorise Melbourne and other assorted shitskins destroying the country with there backwards arse culture isn't the problem
It's the fact that they are the cause of my financial troubles that you gleaned off this wood block painting forum
Fuck knuckle
who else /donkeyvote/ here?
>>79697723
>What? We're funding two broadcasting services that are crucial for delivering news to regional and non-English speaking residents of the country, as well as providing highbrow news and current events programming and numerous locally produced shows, stimulating a local film industry?
>That doesn't appease mammon. Let's make ABC and SBS profitable by turning them into channel 9 and 10, full of lowbrow current affair shows, sports, advertising and imported re-runs of the Big Bang Theory.
Conservatives are the real cucks.
>>79700692
lol ok lad you know what your doing let me guess your degree is some something arts right?
>>79700767
But it still nees on be paid back
With interest
With tax payers dollars
You fucking retard
If you love corporations and bosses getting richer you vote Lib. Their three major policies this election were lowering corporate tax and lowering super tax for those who earn over $90k/y. You are voting to stay poor but help the rich get richer.
If you vote Labor you are voting to get renweable energy funded, keep schools and healthcare public and free, and not dump $50B down the toilet for an already outdated internet before it is even finished. That, and Labor will not fund the 250mil chaplain program for PUBLIC schools and not fund the 500mil questionaire for gay marriage.
>>79700500
Eh, Billy is getting better. Still worth watching for his zingers. Was totally expecting to see him collect his ministerial pension from the Moon after getting jettisoned. He is fucked if they actually bring back Tones or some other attack dog. He doesn't do too well with the bantz.
>>79700561
>we're full
Haha fuck off dumbshit, I'm as white and Aussie as they come, and I welcome free entry of low-skilled foreign labour to either take your worthless job, or force those of you dumbfucks still working in low-skill jobs to fucking man up and grow your skill and education level beyond that of the import workers, using the educational assets available to you in this wonderful country that aren't available to the worker bees coming in to take your shit.
It's literally no ones fault but your own if an Asian or Mexican can happily do your job for 1/3 of the wage, you stupid faggot.
>>79700958
> we need to undercut ourselves just to be on par with immigrants
wew
>>79700958
Why do you hate white people?
>>79700869
arts majoring in writing
did you even read my post? after saving heaps of money in the navy i dont plan to go into some other job, i want to live off the land.
and if that doesnt work out ill go back to uni and get a stem degree or something.
you stress about your life and ill take care of mine, righto champ?
>>79700602
>Perth
Ayyyy
>>79700927
It's only a 160mil questionnaire last I checked.
>>79699888
>>79700958
>I'm white and want to turn this country non white
>I'm a proud libcuck
You cunt, are a spineless traitor.
>pic related
>>79688734
Jesus you are fucking stupid arn't you.
>>79700655
Well memed m8. Good skills.
>>79700958
You're the Hashirama of Australia and you need to leave.
> tfw One Nation is run by female Australian Tobirama
>>79701029
>>79701037
>>79701059
>waaaaahhhh let me be lazy and stupid and keep my job!!
>I don't care if those people are more motivated to do a better job than me for much less wage! They're not whiiiiittteeee!!!
>pander to my laziness and uselessness you traitorrrrr!! :'(
kek you uneducucks are pathetic
>>79701176
>he thinks education made him smarter
>>79700625
>The issues you are having a shitfit over aren't racial, they're endemic to poor people, ie your type.
M8 I thought a underplayed overworked educated nurse as yourself would know there are statistics that prove multiculturalism and mass immigration increase crime, it's a fact.
Such a fucking meme that poor white people commit just as many crimes, How do you explain the disproportionate amount of crime Niggers do in America?
But it's ok because Dr. sand monkey packs a nice halal lunch,
>>79701176
> hey I want to do this job
> but I want to get paid the minimum wage for it
> yeah i could do that
> or i could just pay pablo under the minimum wage off the books
> which one results in more money for me?
You're an idiot
>>79701176
How is wanting a decent wage have anything to do with being lazy?
This is /r/Australia tier bantz
>>79701065
He does appear to be fucking stupid. Correct though.
>>79701113
I made this one. Can you appraise it for me? It was very valuable until I reverse image searched it and seen it shitposted all over tumblr. It is a postmodern pop culture pepe based on the famous rage pepe portrait.
>>79701244
>he's worried about Chinks and robots taking his low-skilled manufacturing job
>talks shit about education
Maximum denial from the betacuck welfarefags
>>79700833
Again, if you don't speak English you should not be in Australia to begin with. Tax payers shouldn't subsidize their decision to not learn English
>>79699770
Young australians can no longer afford their own home securely and so less are starter families young. The chinese driving up housing prices is going to do demographic damage outside of the pressure from immigration.
If you're a city dweller, and of european descent, your city will one day resemble a chinese hell hole. If you're a country dweller, and of european descent, your landlords will one day be exporting all of your produce to china.
This is the the possible future of allowing this to continue unchecked.
>>79701176
>keeps making assumptions about anonymous anons
>still is an anti white libcuck
>still anally blasted that One Nation was elected
Top kek, nothing without your meme replies cunt
>pic related
>>79700532
Your attitude is not welcome in Australia. You may be able to get away with living here because you don't express your true thoughts to white people and you can play the racism card at any time, but a time is coming where the white Australian people will turn on your people and you will be forced to leave. Your attitude is welcome in China where people eat dogs and kill their newborn babies and execute innocent people on TV so you can harvest their organs and sell them on the black market.
For your own sake, you should go back to Asia.
>>79701298
>/r/australia
mfw ive been banned from there on all my accounts.
fuck it i just keep making new ones
>>79701267
>>79701276
>>79701298
>literally no argument but "p..please pay me more than this equally skilled and motivated Mexican because I'm white, pretty please sir :'("
Hahha you cunts are too pathetic
>>79701313
nice mate i see that one posted A LOt
>>79701350
This
fucking told
rekt
shrekt
auskekked
>>79701405
Yeah
White Australia is best Australia
>>79700927
>Their three major policies this election were lowering corporate tax and lowering super tax for those who earn over $90k/y. You are voting to stay poor but help the rich get richer.
>corporate
Dumbest cunt, it's for all businesses, there's actually a limit so the big corporations don't get it, not that small businesses matter right?
>>79701405
So you're saying that business owners should be allowed to break the law and get away with paying below the minimum wage?
>>79701405
>Some chink gets lucky enough to come here and gets paid alot
Why are you little yellow fucks always so selfish and shitty to countries nice enough to put up with you?
Fuck off back to chinkland
Bring back white australia policy!
>>79701039
>arts majoring in writing
>arts
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
what happens when you don't even get into the navy lad? you don't even have any idea of what roles are in the navy, do you?
>go back to uni
racking up that debt lol
m8 your the one spouting of on /pol/ about your life plans i'm just trying to give you some advice
maybe you can get a PR role or if your real real lucky an intelligence role but i'm pretty sure they IQ test for that shit
your degree aint worth shit in the navy is what i'm saying so you will be as good as some kid going straight in the navy at your age
your superiors will be your age or younger tell you to scrub the floor and clean the toilets and shit like
why are people so dumb?
>>79701350
Hahhah mate I'm probably more Aussie than your dumb ass, next you'll be saying "B..But being a useless brickie is the Australian way of life!! I'm proud I dropped out of high school I totally am I swear!"
The sooner Achmal comes over to take your job, and does as good a job for half the price, the better.
>>79701419
thx m8. My arts degree is getting me places.
>>79700927
>90k
>rich
Just how poor are you?
>>79701313
That Pepe speaks to me anon. Very good.
>>79701540
>projecting this hard
Aw shit, did a more competent foreign worker take your job recently Dave-o?
>>79701176
Yeah let's just crash wages, inflate the currency, and force people to compete with third world country living standards.
>>79701499
Works for every other country.
Oh wait...
>UK
no middle class
>US
no middle class and growing poverty class
>AU
'middle' class can barely afford to pay rent and technically live below the poverty line
>>79701556
I want to see achmed behead you when he does
i'm glad the ledditors are back
>>79701370
Is that you v_maet?
>>79701551
what did he mean by this?
>>79701039
>arts majoring in writing
>did you even read my post?
Yes mate it was well written, I disagree 100%.
>>79701633
>shilling for foreigners
Top cuck, how many rapefugees did you take in last year m8? You sound like a generous libcuck.
>>79701633
Even worse i never was able to get a job in the first place
>Competent
>Cant speak english
>Constantly fucks up and the other employees need to babysit said retard until they fuck up so bad and get fired and replaced with the next 457 visa dickhead
>Cycle begins again rinse and repeat
WEW whos projecting now mate?
>>79701682
nuh but close
>>79701556
then he will rape your daughter for free faggot
go masturbate to ayn rand and dream of your brown cheap labour utopia
>>79701556
>>79701633
i'm glad your back mate
remember aussies you need guns for 3 reasons
1. self defense
2. defense against tyranny
3. defense of invasion
>>79701176
>Sat in a classroom for four years
>Thinks it means anything in the real world
Fucking kek, got the next Two weeks off kid?
>>79701657
Hahhaha you sound frightened.
What's the after you small minded racist - the big ol' world too scary and confusing for you? :'(
>>79701257
Not a nurse, never been to uni, but I do know that black crime in America is almost universally attributed to drugs which were brought into the US by their own government. So I would be correct in saying your equivalency is false.
Please furnish your statements with some statistics to back up your "fact" because reputable sources seem to be lacking these numbers and I'm not in the mood to wade through pages of spurious right-wing bullshit to find them.
>>79701874
Not an argument
>>79701702
you know what i meant mate we have i'd here so i can see when its you posting
you have no rebuttals to my post so you post a meme and pretend your someone else
see that jumble of letters and numbers next anonymous that says ID:
thats how 4chins tracks posters in threads on /pol/
>>79695063
How many blood tests do you get you HIV + fgt
>>79701556
It doesn't surprise me you say that. You won't be happy until everyone has the same standard of living that people do in China, only then can you exploit your fellow human beings like the sociopathic Asian you are.
The worst part is you and your people will never experience empathy, all you care about is your animalistic impulse to survive, and money, of course.
>>79701976
>i'd
meant to say ID's
>>79698968
Source? I can't find evidence to back this up
>Greens voters
>>79701556
okay ill bite
>the better
better for who?
Achmal will just send all the money overseas and fuck off in a couple of years after he gets found out for overstaying his visa or has to go home because momiji misses him
He also has to live in shity quality housing and eat shit (granted thats probably better than the asian slum he comes from) but he's dragging the rest of the aussies down with him.
Basically we should fucking ban foriegn workers tell them all to fuck off cancel visa's and sponsorships and give the jobs back to the aussie people
>People have more babies
>Economy picks up because we stopped stabbing each other in the back
>Downward spiral tapers off because nobody undercuts anyone else anymore
but that wont happen because we are america 2.0 and even worse than uk
>>79702008
i dont but you'll be the one crying when you see the costs dickhead i hope you are prepared for the americanization of our healthcare system
Even krudd didnt restore dental and gillard and libnats did shit all either
>>79702110
That is a satisfying image.
>>79695531
One nation is not hard right they are center right.
They aren't going to cut pensions, medicare, penalty rates.
They aren't going to privatise water.
They're libs without the hard right, without the donors dictating law, and with a respect for the australian citizenship.
>>79702242
One Nation is like what the Labor Party was before the 1960s.
>>79699903
>This is the biggest crock of shit ive ever read
>>79701876
>waaag tthe gubermant made niggers nig
>right wing bullshit
O fuck me cunt, you fucking don't deserve any help.
>harvard study
>done for almost ten years
>using over twenty six thousand people
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_D._Putnam#Diversity_and_trust_within_communities
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiculturalism#Opposition_to_multiculturalism
Harvard professor of political science Robert D. Putnam conducted a nearly decade long study how multiculturalism affects social trust.[134] He surveyed 26,200 people in 40 American communities, finding that when the data were adjusted for class, income and other factors, the more racially diverse a community is, the greater the loss of trust. People in diverse communities "don’t trust the local mayor, they don’t trust the local paper, they don’t trust other people and they don’t trust institutions," writes Putnam.[135] In the presence of such ethnic diversity, Putnam maintains that
>[W]e hunker down. We act like turtles. The effect of diversity is worse than had been imagined. And it’s not just that we don’t trust people who are not like us. In diverse communities, we don’t trust people who do look like us.[134]
Even Harvard knows this is all a pile of ''feel good'' shit like religion and like religion it relies on persecuting those who dont agree to keep itself mainstream thought.
_____________________________________
Full disclosure: After the study was released Putnam was intimidated and harassed because he was accused of helping racists with this study. He later came out and gave a very vague statement saying diversity "had problems but was worth it in the long run" to keep these morons appeased.
This statement gives no indication of the long run is and in fact is not quantified by anything.
>http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1467-9477.2007.00176.x/abstract
tl;dr fuck diversity
>pic related as well
>>79701876
Explain this one away, must of been all the drugs they immigrated, I would love to see what it would look like if it went back to 1970.
>Not a nurse
>No uni
Wiping old people's arses are we, KEK I thought I was the poor one.
>>79682517
I voted ALA
>>79702336
Holy fuck, it literally double / tripled after the gun ban? That's outrageous and unfortunately not really surprising.
>>79702336
What happened in '97?
>>79702336
>All those gen y rape babbies growing up without a farther
no wonder my generation is fucked
>>79702417
So you were the one.
>>79702488
>Howard brang all the facken africans in
>???
>rapehummad
>>79698956
>selling revenue generating assets for 'muh surplus'
>a good thing
pick one then suck on a shotgun barrel you dumb fuck.
>>79702319
It's not, though?
>>79702570
this
a surplus is fucking useless if you dont spend any of it.
besides every county on earth has debt these days so being in the green is literally pointless.
>>79702336
I'm confused. Is the point of this graph supposed to be that sexual offences have been basically stable since '98?
>>79701876
Here how likely your car is to be stolen by which area you're in, notice the top two are also the whitest not exactly wealthy areas either, coincidence?
>>79702752
you don't eat where you shit?
>>79702660
Keep some aside for a rainy day so you don't inflate the currency when the shit hits the fan
>>79702320
>A study on community trust
>Relates somehow to crime rate
still waiting.
>>79702336
What's this meant to prove? Grasping at straws m8. Correlation and causation and all that, I could attribute the rate to the rise of reality TV or the Internet.
And a database admin who self taught SQL and Office considering how interested in my life you are.
>>79702320
Thanks m8, I'm on my phone and don't have all my shitposting links.
>>79702897
Wrong way round Arne.
>>79702915
>Deficit
>keep some aside
so we should borrow more just to sit it aside and not use it then get raped by interest and turn into greece 2.0?
>>79697588
Greens not game to touch them? They're the only one keen to try take a whack at them. Silly cunt.
>>79682517
Toughness? Turnbull? He's soft as shite. When Bill Shorten was a union organiser he went onto a building site to get some blokes to sign up while they were having their lunch in those demountable building things. They told him to fuck off so he went and locked the door and sat down with them and said no one was leaving that room until they all joined up. They all did.
>>79703000
you shit where you eat?
>>79703033
>>79703033
m8 I think he was arguing for running a surplus and keeping that around.
i love all these pseudo economists who say shit like defeicit is good and debt is good
>its what makes the world go round goy
let your government take out big loans as long as they have a triple A credit rating it will be all good
>>79700327
Looks like we can always count on based Norge to give us the advice we need. Bless you, anon.
>>79703063
>They're the only one keen to try take a whack at them. Silly cunt.
i wish they wont always have the balance of power
>>79703033
>>79703119
Yes I was, that guy is clearly a retard.
>>79702917
>can't put two and two together
>forgets the image tying racial makeup (multiculturalism) to increased crime
Convenient aye
>>79702975
Got you m8
>>79703119
and i state again whats the point?
>>79703197
?!?!?!
>>79703065
Just sounds like he was trying to intimidate them desu. Couldn't they have just, like, unlocked the door and left?
>>79702660
>besides every county on earth has debt these days so being in the green is literally pointless
>Average Labor voters grip on the economy
NZ can manage a surplus, but let's all just flush it down the drain anyway, also
>literally
You have to go back faggot
>>79703281
>a tiny ass country with a huge tourism and film industry and a tinyass population which didnt matter a shit 20 years ago is suddenly relevent
Piss off kiwi you've had your 15 minutes >>79703299
>>79699054
agree with you 100% mate
deal with chinks every day. they are scum that play by their own rules (none)
>>79702897
Do they drive their cars for an hour to a shitskin filled area to steal another car?
>>79703279
That's the whole point. The intimidation worked. Shorten looks fairly pudgy but he must be one of those unseeming cunts that can snap on you and even apparently harder blokes (like cunts on a building site) fall into line so he doesn't go berko on them.
>>79703165
guy i was replying to has an arts degree he's a fool wont go into the navy and probably doesn't have good enough grades to transfer into another course that isn't basket weaving
see
>>79700435
>>79700570
>>79700692
>>79700869
>>79701039
>arts
>>79701551
>>79701702
>>79701976
>>79702093
lads left the thread now with his tail between his legs because he has no future
>>79703372
they are fucking everywhere even tiny towns in the middle of nowhere here in north nsw
>>79703428
>berko
fucking kuckked hard
>>79703232
>Multiculturalism is bad
>To prove this I will post a graph explicitly proving that a monoculture is causing by far the most crime.
I'm stunned. Anyway gotta go eat some food with my safe public service wage that you paid for. Night night until Bingo.
>>79703428
> pulls a Joker and puts a pencil through the head of one of them so the others would sit down and shut up
Classic Shorten
>>79703364
I didn't say they were relevant, they just Don't subscribe to your economic strategy of 'who cares about debt everyone has it, there's literally no good reason to save money'.
How many credit cards do you have?
>>79703656
>How many credit cards do you have?
none
as ive said this entire thread im a n33t who cant get work
NEED A NEW BREAD
NEED A NEW BREAD
NEED A NEW BREAD
>>79703573
>burying head in the sand intensifies
Kill yourself m8, if you can't figure it out then it is no wonder you work in public service. Laffen at you.
>>79703732
>NEW BREAD
Migrate to this one:
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