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Can't Flinch the Hinch edition
Aussies are only liked by new fags and Reddit "bruhs".
The true kings of this place, the cock of the walk, and the goose of the roost is and always will be Canada
MAY SHE LIVE ON AND SEE AUSTRALIA SLIP FOREVER INTO THE OCEAN, FORGOTTEN FOR THE REST OF TIME
It's happening lads.
>>79668860
Can't Dazzle Dezza
We need to privatize medicare and create a affordable private health care system for all Aussies!
what a shit show boys
DEATH TO AUSTRALIA
Pauline dropping truth bombs all over the place.
SIX ONE NATION SENATORS.
S I X !
FUCK ASSNIGGERAILIA
>>79668860
He is so going to get banned from Parliament.
Fucking Hinch.
>>79674908
It's a good time to be Australian.
Pauline being interviewed on news24 now, reporters getting triggered as fuck
National ID card NON-NEGOTIABLE.
ONE NATION. ONE ID CARD.
STUPID SHITSTRAILIANS LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF
>>79669783
Yeah, Grey is Nick's.
You could have just banned Pokies.
You could have done it just in SA and Nick would have gone away.
But no.
Now you have a political god as kingmaker and the balance of power. South Australia has the keys to the fucking country. If he decides to keep Turnbull in government the coalition will shake itself to pieces over the next three years.
The south Australians are coming for us all, in tiny tiny cars.
>>79675261
>"one true god"
>literally prays to a pagan rock in mecca
>>79675543
based xenogears
>Royal Commission against Islam
What?
AUSTRAKEKAILIA
WHEN IS THE COUNTING FINISHING UP REEEEEEE
>>79675900
ITS A TOTALITARIAN POLITICAL BELIEF SYSTEM NOT A RELIGION YOU DAMN FOOL
>>79676892
Literally in a month.
But we're likely to have a government before then.
It totally looks like Labor is going to let the coalition have the poisoned chalice, and Turnbull is just egotistical enough to take it.
Strap yourselves in boys.
>>79677180
Pretty much whoever takes it gets fucked by senate that cant be changed for at least 2 years i think
nth for Based Bernardi
>>79675543
I fucking love it.
>>79669783
>xenophon is gaining seats
>and xenophobia is too
what a time to be alive
>>79675900
I can see her justification for this though.
Islamic communities are shit in the big cities, they wouldn't report imams/worshippers who show extremist ideology
unlike many aussie communities where the weird cunt gets singled out
>>79675543
>Live in a very safe liberal seat
>Gets hyped up before the election - Xenophon might take it!
> . . .
>Liberal candidate gets voted back in comfortably
WTB Pork ;_;
>>79668860
DEPORT ISLAM
>>79668860
>Australia elects two former jailbirds
>>79680249
Was there a swing towards the NXT at least? That has more of an effect on your MP then you might realise. Not to mention NXT will get ~ $2.65 for every vote they got so it wasn't a waste.
How does a DD affect senate elections next time?
IAN GOODENOUGH CONFIRMED GOOD ENOUGH
>>79680774
Half the senate will have to face the polls in 3 years, the other half in the full 6 year term. They're intentionally staggered like that but with the DD every senator was up for reelection so that's how they get it back to normal. As far as I know who gets to serve the full term and who gets half is a random draw.
>>79681268
>As far as I know who gets to serve the full term and who gets half is a random draw.
Thanks. This was the part I wasn't sure about.
>>79681268
>>79681355
I thought the guys on the end of the ticket were to be up for re-election in 3 years time
>>79681406
I heard this too. Whoever is elected last generally has the 3 year terms.
>Australian Sports Party
>Australian Motoring Enthusiasts Party
Can someone please explain to me how they were elected to the Senate in the first place?
>>79681553
only need like 8% of the vote in a state, and it's preferential so of course some meme parties pick up second third or fourth prefs.
They tend to just get eaten by a larger party anyway.
>>79681406
>>79681531
My bad, looks like you guys are right. That was the method used in the last DD election in 87.
>>79681553
They had really good preference deals that got them over the line.
The government got pissed off at this, and brought in changes to how voting for the senate is done.
>tfw no ldp senators
>tfw this feminist appeasing cuck gets a seat
>his first act will be to try and create a public sex offenders registry
Oh noes, dem pedos be bad.
We all know this is just going to give Melbournite women the idea they can easily destroy a man's life until his retirement age by making a false rape statement.
>>79682092
Voting for the senate won't continue until tomorrow. There is a good chance that David will be reelected, and QLD could also elect an LDP senator.
>>79682079
Personally I'm glad that the senate doesn't use single transferable vote anymore
>>79682371
I didn't get the outrage. Who the fuck wants to autistically fill out 150+ preferences? (LDP supporters, that's who)
So much easier to pick 6 top lads and call it a day.
>>79670980
>privatize
burger be gone
>>79682581
To be fair, he is referring to Labor (without the u)
>>79678563
That is what we elected the senate for. If the house of reps can't put up decent policy they should gtfo.
>>79683179
Doesn't matter what policy they put up, the volume of political shit-slinging and name calling in this country is immense.
Anything you can think of will be opposed by someone somewhere for some reason, and here the word 'no' carries more weight than it should.
It doesn't matter if a policy is good or bad, by the time it gets carried out, if it gets carried out, its been attacked, stripped down, rebuilt five times criticized and pushed out half arsed and over budget two years late while everyone involved claps and smiles; and ultimately it delivers none of what it intended.
There seems to be a strong political culture of roadblocking other peoples shit just because you can. They don't represent this country they just fight amongst themselves for a few years and get paid handsomely to do it.
If this were a sims game they would have all lost by now.
>>79682307
Is that just people being retarded and mistaking the party again?
>>79682092
This is what I don't understand. Darren is a faggot. Did people just vote for him because he is famous?
>>79684184
Not this time. First preference votes are down massively from last election.
>>79684305
He was listed first in the Senate ballot in Victoria. I had no idea he was campaigning, and didn't think he had much support. That's what I get for getting all my news from /pol/
>>79684164
>There seems to be a strong political culture of roadblocking other peoples shit just because you can.
That was the Coalition's entire political strategy once they got in power. Fuck them for gutting the NBN, the Boomer fucks.
>>79684305
>>79684501
He was listened first on the senate paper in Victoria.
By all accounts their senate paper was massive, so people went fuck it and listed 1, 2, 3, etc from left to right / they recognised his name and gave him a 1 so they were done with it.
>>79684684
There was about 150 people listed on the Victorian senate paper.
>>79684536
But no one NEEDS internet that fast silly children, my emails download in under two days like in Namibia or Botswana, what are you complaining about? Streaming? whats that? There's music on the intertubes now?
-Malcolm 'Mr Broadband' Turnbull
>>79684164
Based Gerry has the solution
Someone has been reading their Hans Herman-Hoppe
>>79668860
Is Hinch the latest aus/pol/ meme now that Turnbull has shit the bed?
I want to be included in this community and I don't want to miss out on any dank memes.
>>79685027
>there are actually people who think John Howard was good for this country
>>79685130
Pauline is a much better meme than Hinch.
>>79675261
good goyim, have some (((Islam)))
>>79681531
>The 12 senators from each state are divided into two classes: the first six senators to be elected from the state will serve a maximum term of six years until the second Senate changeover, while the other six senators serve a maximum term of three years until after the next Senate changeover (both of these may be interrupted by another double dissolution).
so the last 6 get screwed
Pauline memes anyone?
who /donkey/ here?
>>79687328
Get the fuck out
>>79687328
kill yourself
The Senate has meme parties for everyone
>>79687328
I voted for Shorten so technically I donkey voted
>>79687149
>implying I have a girlfriend
From what I gathered listening to The Convict Report the last few weeks, the only favorable outcomes politically are Pauline Hanson being elected and neither Labour nor Libs being able to form government mostly so that Turnbull, who seems like Paul Ryan on crack will be gone. Is this accurate? And how good was the result?
>>79687328
>who /donkey/ here?
Not me m8. I'm only about 5.5 inches.
>>79688596
It's wait and see on pretty much everything. We are definitely facing leadership in the shit in the future if Turnbull ends up Prime Minister. The result is "Good" in that overarching concepts are now gone and we are faced with:
-The coalition isn't any more stable than Labor.
-The coalition isn't inherently better with the economy than labor
-The country can get along just fine without a surplus, just like pretty much every other country
-No matter who is in charge, they're going to have to negotiate their tits off for any decent amount of policy to get through. Big ideological shitcunts aren't going to last.
Why do they wait until Tuesday to start counting the votes again? Surely the counters can power through until the job is done.
>>79691446
Because public servants
>>79691446
They are spending today verifying postal votes.
Reminder to remove pokie
>>79692722
literally why is this a problem? if retards want to waste their money, let them
>>79693095
Some people would view the rest of us as having a responsibility towards those too weak or stupid to act responsibly in the face of temptation.
Particularly when that weakness is being deliberately exploited for financial gain. Very anti-social and predatory behaviour.
>>79693311
god forbid a business try to sell their products and services. This is the same stupid logic that lead to these outrageously draconian anti tobacco laws.
>spent good part of the day reading about clinton foundation
how do i untake this redpill lads? this is too much for a simple bloke like me
>>79693636
By that logic we should just legalize meth.
Just hard working businessmen trying to sell their products amirite.
>>79668860
this fat piece of shit should have been taken out the back and shot a long time ago
>LDP will actually get seats
>>79693915
unlike pokies though, meth has literally NO benefit for user or society.
a cooked cunt won't do anything while on cloud nein and the comedown is just asking for trouble
at least with a pokie, you could walk out with $20
>>79694315
>at least with a pokie, you could walk out with $20
t. pokie addict.
A baked cunt wouldn't be on meth if he didn't see an upside now would he.
>>79694315
You can get a lot of work done on Meth m8. It is great for efficiency in the Transport industry.
>>79692722
Removing pokies is a bit too nanny state for me, but they should definitely have to clearly advertise the payout rate on each machine (which, given they're software based these days, should be easily quantifiable).
>>79694561
literally a WA fag.
We don't have those things here. For better or for worse.
our clubs are a disgrace though.
>>79694315
Meth is like coffee on meth.
Legalise it with mandatory death penalty for anyone caught doing an indictable offence under its influence.
>>79685183
ikr
>>79694988
Git out jap cunt
>>79697207
No.
>old m8 johnny is out
>tones doesn't look entirely likely to return
>but at least i've got pauline
feels good lads
>>79685027
>a dictator who has crazy discounts on imported white goods and furniture!
> go Gerry go!
Senile old cunt.
>>79668860
>Justice Crew Party
>>79675543
>Nick's
There is something about his surname (Nick Xenophon) that is fucking stupid when it is said - and the fact that he is Greek. Really, we should ban Greeks from voting or holding office given that they couldn't even run their own country without it spontaneously combusting.
>>79698691
He changed his surname. It was originally Xenophou.
>>79698819
why the fuck would he even change it
Xenophou isn't bad
>>79700830
Maybe people kept pronouncing it wrong. Is it probounced phoo, phow or pho?
>>79701018
Still don't get it desu m8. It's pissing on your heritage
If neither party can form Government and another election is called, what happens to the senate vote?
I'm worried the lefties will start a smear campaign against Pauline if we have to vote for the senate again
>>79701335
>a smear campaign against Pauline
m8 they have already thrown everything at her for twenty years.
She is bulletproof now.
>>79669783
Noice. Chucked a tenner on them to get 2 in lower
>>79701562
Bit like Trump really.
What are my chances lads? Odds have come in from $26 to just $5
>>79681553
preference deals.
They wouldn't suck the governments dick so the government changed the rules on how they got elected and then called a double dissolution election in order to get rid of them all.
Now the government has to deal with 4 one nation (think your BNP) senators
>>79701335
>what happens to the senate vote?
It depends what sort of new election is called. Another DD would see the senate up again. But you need trigger legislation for a DD.
A new election would therefore be for the house only, and the current senate remain.
>>79668860
Fuck Hitch the anti gun faggot
>>79674908
I'd punt on four
>>79668860
How funny would it be if he turned out to be a kiddy fiddler
>>79702307
He had some hankypanky with a 15 year old when he was in his 30s apparently.
>>79698265
on the plus side turnball won't make it to the next election. Tone might pull a rudd and take control of the party again.
>>79701786
I think you're out of luck, desu. The Libs have definitely got Katter; I reckon McGowan will go with them, as well as Xenophon. If Sharkie follows Xenophon (which seems likely to me), the libs only need to win 2 of the 7 that are currently 'too close to call', and they historically do well on postal votes.
>shorten blaming the libs for one nation winning seats
at least he's not blaming the public for "voting wrong"
>>79702307
He already is, he admitted to fucking some underage slut when he was 30
>>79702491
He is sorta right. People voted one nation because the liberal party isn't right wing enough.
>>79702460
Both Independents seem like cucks to me, can't see why either of them would go with the Libs.
Katter should go to Libs, but Xenephon is such a wildcard, he'll just go with whoever promisises more gibmedats for SA
>>79681355
>>79681268
It's a preference thing.
http://blogs.abc.net.au/antonygreen/2016/04/how-long-and-short-terms-are-allocated-after-a-double-dissolution.html
Confusing as hell desu
>>79702567
People go far right when the establishment/media go too far left.
>>79675543
Xenophon has never married or had a relationship with a woman from what I recall. Why are so many people voting for this closet fag?
>Admits to fucking a 15yo as a 30yo in his book
>Somehow people vote him in
Is hinch projecting really really bad?
>>79703123
>Image missing when I posted it
Somebodies gona yell moot
>>79703123
Yes, he's an absolute muppet
I wouldn't get too worried about Grey at the moment lads, they've only counted 5% of preferences
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-183.htm
>>79702725
>Confusing as hell
The short answer is the senate itself decides who gets a 6 year term and who gets a 3.
The fair way to do it is to take the results from the DD and re-count them as if it was a normal half-senate election. The candidates who would have been elected get 6 year terms, and the rest get the short terms.
But the senate doesn't need to be fair. Labor, Liberals and Greens will probably collude to make sure Pauline gets a short term.
>>79703123
Self hating pedos are always the ones who shout about pedos the most. Always.
>>79702831
>Why are so many people voting for this closet fag?
Because he has the good sense to keep his perversion secret.
>>79702307
he's already a convicted criminal
>>79702391
>>79702541
his entire anti-pedo platform is just virtue signalling like a common leftist, then
>>79703368
>virtue signalling
He is full on into animal rights bullshit too.
>>79668860
who drinking on monday here
fucking terrible day
>>79703577
>fucking terrible day
Why?
>>79703695
stuck in a deadend job in a rural town with nothing to do, can't even be a degenerate because the nightclubs are literally pubs with louder music and nobody in them
>>79703764
>can't even be a degenerate
The internet allows degeneracy the normies in the clubs could only dream of m8.
>>79703764
cowper ausfag here from other threads
this fucking feel
i just sit here shitposting fapping to /d/
>>79677180
> turnbull is still saying he can form a majority government
heh
>>79691344
Fucking disgusting ranga. She buddied up to a child murderer in prison. Remember that time she went to prison for being too stupid to know how to legally start a political party when even fucking Ricky Muir managed it?
>>79704047
i like it can u shop the nazi guy into murdoch?
>>79693900
Why would you want to untake it? Trump and Sanders would be 1,000,000,000,000 times better options than that hell clown Hillary.
>>79702567
Whenever the libs suggest doing something remotely right-wing, the labs attack them for caving into the 'far right wing' of their party
In australia they've successfully established the narrative that left = good and right = crazy
>>79675056
He can be a bit of a lefty sometimes but he has a meme worthy head on him.
>>79704199
>>79694988
>Death penalty for downtrodden low life losers hooked on drugs but not people who rape the whole economy on a regular basis
Put the fucking katana down Musashi
>>79704264
i love it.
moar!
>>79698691
The real question is, how did Greeks bypass the white Australia policy?
>>79668860
>Derryn "my wife's son is still a child" Hinch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh3y1JtWgDs
>>79703249
Looks like they will have to get rid of at least 3 One Nation senators. Anyway by that time Trump, Le Pen etc will all be in power & reverse thrust on degeneracy will have been activated.
>>79703506
oh lawds
explains his anti-gun stance though
but the cunt needs to hang alongside howard and the other traitors
>>79704387
Fuck this is hilarious
>>79675543
mfw South Australians cucked the nation with a well hung parliament
>>79703368
i just think it's such a flimsy premise for an entire party, you know?
it's like he would have called it anything so long as it couldn't possibly be disagreed with
>>79704405
If they give Pauline a 3 year term instead of a 6 it will backfire on them because she would be up for re-election again next time and increase the One Nation vote across the whole country.
>>79669671
Give up Murrica. Your shitposts are not even nearly banter. Do what needs to be done to the mapel eating 'you know who's' in the northern 'you know where' and I will consider taking you on as my shitposting apprentice.
>>79704264
Kek'd
>>79704264
Greens never think anything through.
Supposedly their triangular signs are incredibly wasteful.
>>79704164
Well. We at least know that she will be entertaining.
>>79703368
>>79703506
>>79704576
It's not just virtue signalling. There is an actual SJW / leftist effort to normalize pedophilia and decriminalise child porn and molestation.
They're even pushing 'misconceptions' about pedos and trying to claim that child molesters aren't '''''''real'''''' pedos.
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/paedophilia-sexual-orientation-straight-gay-criminal-psychologist-child-sex-abuse-a6965956.html
>http://www.vice.com/read/realizing-youre-a-pedophile-can-make-you-want-to-kill-yourself?utm_source=vicefbus
>http://www.vice.com/read/do-we-need-to-start-treating-paedophiles-differently-635
>http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
>http://www.virped.org/
>http://www.cbc.ca/firsthand/features/four-misconceptions-about-pedophiles
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZNdjj3B8TI
Most of this movement is happening in Canada at the moment, but also in the US and UK. Given that Canada has legalised oral sex with animals, and gay marriage, I don't think it would be a stretch for them to start decriminalizing child molestation. After all:
>All love is equal
>Love is love
>>79704682
>>79704264
I retract my earlier statement about the spider being untrustworthy. This is indeed funny.
>>79704898
>Given that Canada has legalised oral sex with animals
still can't get over that either
'hello people running a country of millions of people what will we talk about today?!'
'oh i think the most pressing issue of our time is whether it's legal to put a dog's dick in your mouth actually'
'okay lets waste everyones time and make sure they can't get convicted for this bizarre sex act that nobody would have known about'
fucking reeeeeeeeee
>>79705099
Make sure everyone knows that Derryn has been watching this slide into normalisation for YEARS.
He even went to jail for naming a child abuser that the courts tried to hide.
The man is consistent in his values, and will help to prevent us from becoming like Canada
>>79705247
The man is an abuser of children
Just a general reminder that Shorto's wife is a bit of a fuckin spunk for her age and especially being married to a polly. This could be your first sheila Ausfags. And Shorto isn't a cuck like Trump, his nude posing wife is a literal whore that most of us have rubbed one out to.
>>79704898
They're right though.
>>79705368
And apparently the Mad Monk Abbot wants to fuck his unattainable lesbian sister given his beastly choice of a wife
>>79705368
>Shorto isn't a cuck
hE IS RASING SOME OTHER MAN'S KIDS M8.
>>79675543
He doesn't know shit about politics but he can play a mean fucking elevator musak riff
>>79705573
>Hur hur, how quaint given that around 50% of marriages end in divorce
That's not what cuck means you insufferable faggot. It means sitting back while other blokes get their jollies with your missus. The whole world knows what Trump's slut wife looks like naked.
in love with an aussie wog
is there anything to worry about ?
>>79705681
Crikey that meme
>>79705857
>implying 50% of the population can't be cucks
>>79705954
His friends and family
>>79705857
It means putting effort into another persons offspring.
It comes crom cuckoo bird, or cuckoo wasp.
>>79703764
>>79704004
at least you're not from fucking birdsville
Manlets BTFO!
Just found out Hinch is a fucking KIWI
>>79706343
News flash. Abbott is a pommy.
We don't elect Australians.
who /katter/ here?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
Cory Bernardi on the telly at the moment.
>For the first time, he is actually sounding like he is aware of what is going on around him
>tfw based Hinch can now use parliamentary privilege to dox every Pedo in the country
The absolute madman. Kiddy fiddlers on prison watch.
>>79706999
Will he put himself on the list first?
>>79698543
Kekkity fuckin' kek, m80
>>79698543
If I was drinking something when I read this I'd be pretty cross with you about my wet keyboard cunt.
>>79668860
Turnbull wil be lucky to survive to the end of the month. Bishop or Morrison will be the new PM.
I voted for the greens because they care, lets hope they make government instead of shorten or banker turnball
>>79706646
Shit he's ripped
>>79707417
>Bishop
Only if the libs really do want to commit political suicide
>>79706999
>>79707058
>Will he put himself on the list first?
kek i heard he literally fiddled infants then made a show about it
>>79707495
Who else is there? Turnbull has turned out to be a total flop and Abbott is too unpopular with the public.
Maybe someone from left field like that Jew Frydenberg?
>>79698543
kek
>>79707417
Best thing for libs would be to lose
>Georganis ~600 votes ahead
>3,000 informal votes
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/hind/
My Vote Doesn't Matter çucks BTFO
>>79707619
>Who else is there?
Pic relates are the betting odds m8.
>>79707685
TONES WILL BE BACK. I called it a year ago, he will be back and cunts will know that hes right
>>79706646
I met him. He seemed easily confused.
His assistant kept reminding him that they had to go but he kept ignoring her to talk to my editor, and then was really surprised when he was like 20 minutes behind schedule.
>>79707661
They can't. They'll end up with around 74 or 75 seats so they'll have to take the poison chalice.
>>79707685
Betting odds also said that the Coalition would win easily. They're total bullshit. No idea why people pay attention to them.
>>79707780
>No idea why people pay attention to them.
Because if they are wrong then you can make a motza of money.
No-one ever does though.
>>79707685
>tfw no mathias kormann for pm
Would be glorious for memes
>>79707469
election's over buddy you can stop shilling now
>>79707054
Can't baste the Haist
Has any one else in Parliament actually killed Muslims and chopped their hands off?
Don't think so m8s
>>79707780
>Betting odds also said that the Coalition would win easily. They're total bullshit. No idea why people pay attention to them.
They aren't bullshit really, they have been a bit off lately though. They reflect the money that has been put down, it isn't some cunt pulling numbers out of his arse.
>>79707922
That's a small beer.
Maybe a poofter?
>>79707870
>mfw Parliament Question Time would just be full of Terminator-related bantz and Matthias calling Shorten a 'girly-man' and so forth
We can only hope for this outcome
>>79706952
Was Cory on live? Which channel?
NIGE FOR PM
>>79707922
>That stare
I think he's picked out a Muslim in the crowd
>>79708010
Say that to my face fucker not online and I'll add your hands to the pile cunt
>>79708010
>Drinking on the job as an operator
>Nope
Note its still full
lads i thought malcolm was "confident". The fuck happened?
>>79707881
fugg. should i start drinking tonight? i have a 6 pack in the fridge and thinking it may be worth it to help me get through qanda
>>79708010
Maybe he has Dutch ancestry?
>>79708172
He was on the piss when he said that, totally hammered.
>>79708172
The cocaine wore off m8.
>>79704004
Ahahaha you slywash always make me kek. "Ooooohhh nnnnoooo, look at all these beaches and hot tail running around and all I can do is spread me piss flaps and bitch about the local bar scene". You gusuqs probably don't even know what its like to live in a dry village in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
>>79708113
>I'll add your hands to the pile cunt
fucken can't stop laughing at this
kek Pauline hired James fucking Ashby as an advisor, how am I just learning this? He would have filing cabinets of dirt on the Libs.
>>79708172
He was an absolute retard for making any speech on saturday night. It will literally destroy his career if we end up with a hung parliament, god forbid labor actually win in the end too
>>79708259
Just imagine if he wasn't on the dutch courage.
>>79708172
> lost a seat before speech started
> lost a seat midway through the speech
> lost six more seats between about 1am and midday
I Can't wait for Labor to drag Australia into the 21st century
>>79708513
>James fucking Ashby
He is a sneaky cunt. Pauline has made a mistake.
>>79708521
>implying turnbull hadn't already ruined his career by fucking up the campaign so badly and betraying conservatives at every opportunity
anyone else really glad wyatt roy lost his seat?
>>79708697
I can't wait to fuck your daughter but you are too useless to fucking impregnate a women so I'm just here holding my dick
>>79708763
By ruin his career I mean he'll likely get kicked out before the next election just like every other PM in the last 10 years holy shit I can't believe how much of a tradition it's become
>>79708822
is that the 13 year old that was somehow elected?
>>79708871
yeah
>>79708822
Yes. So happy that smug Young Liberal prick got BTFO. Same with Fiona "sex appeal" Scott from Western Sydney.
>>79708969
Eween still is in for a chance, lads
>>79708711
yeah, but when she uses the senate as a soapbox to out Pyne and show demonstrable proof that Peta Credlin was domming Tones for three years straight, it'll be worth it.
>>79708988
What will tone get distracted with now?
>>79707749
Man of the people. No wonder he got a 11%+ seing
>>79709365
Karen McNamara
>>79669671
canda posting from over the border. Could you be any more obvious no american is that cucked especially to canda of all places
>>79707721
>>79707685
LNP would have to be retarded to put basedT back in. Would be inviting the Rudd-Gillard-Rudd failure all over. They really don't want a 4p.c swing after this term.
Labor should have won this election easily, they even pull every dirty tactic out of their sleeves and STILL managed to lose yet now we have Bill Shorten who arguably the party's least favourite leader being smug as hell, declaring this a victory for Labor despite history and an election result that is the second worst ever for Labor
The fact that Bill Shorten is parading himself a messiah and telling Malcolm Turnbull to resign is embarassing.
I hope this is the last term of Labor being relevant.
>>79709841
Who /bringbacktones/ here
>>79709850
>they even pull every dirty tactic out of their sleeves
Like what, telling the truth about what the liberals planned to do with medicare?
>>79709841
I want Tones in regardless. Coalition will win based on postal votes, axe turnbull and bring tones back in. boom. i should be a problem solver for the government
>>79709841
They are fucked either way. Who would you suggest could save the LNP if not based tone?
>>79709928
right here my good man
>>79709928
Here, but it's basically a suicide mission for the Libs though
>>79709850
Labor would have won if not for Daniel Andrews being a cunt over the CFA issue. They probably would have gained two seats in Victoria.
>>79710053
It's wishful thinking, but Tone could come back stronger than ever if he takes care of Turncoat once and for all. Tone seems to have been humbled by the betrayal, and I don't think he'll do as much stupid shit, because he won't be trying to screw Malcolm.
Records made in 2016 election
>7th double dissolution election in history.
>3rd hung parliament in history, with 2010 and 1940 the only other times a party failed to get majority.
>1st hung parliament after a double dissolution in history.
>Liberal lowest 1st pref in history.
>Labor second lowest 1st pref in history.
>Highest vote for minor parties and independents in history.
>If labor wins it will be the first time in 85 years that a government failed to serve two consecutive terms.
Anything I missed?
>>79710028
The dumb cunts need to drop at least half the front bench desu
>>79710204
we also elected 2 former jailbirds. Is this a new record?
>>79709939
>MALCOLM TURNBULL WANTS TO SACRIFICE YOUR CHILDREN TO SATAN
>lol no I don't stop being fucking retarded
>IT'S JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL LIE HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM
You fell for this.
>>79710204
Record number of Jewish MPs - Five.
>>79709850
You are literally retarded.
Bill Shorten spent the day parading to the cameras while Malcolm has become a troglodyte.
The is a colossal Labor victory. Whether they won government or not.
You are a fucking idiot if you think Malco wasn't going to shred Medicare or at least consider. Look at the NBN under Malcolm's watch. Look at the Liberals under his control. He couldn't even organise a corruption commission into unions after someone got fucking stabbed. Malcolms a kike at should be lynched for his treason.
>>79709939
>if we win, we can just tell Australia that we saved them. If we lose, people will forget our lie
But on a serious note, some cunts are getting locked up, they sent out thousands of SMS as Medicare warning people that they were going to privatised if you don't vote for Labor.
When this goes viral, Labor is done.
>>79710283
Better that than the utter bullshit the libs have been selling about debt and surplus for the last six years
>>79710174
That's a good point, a major issue is how much of the public support him though. However if Mal stays, it would probably be lower than Tones anyway. It seems that whatever happens, the Libs would lose out in some way, even if they do get a majority government.
>>79709850
>these libcuck tears
just glorious
>>79710427
>literal baseless libel
>better than standard political bullshitting
You're better off drawing a dick on the ballot next time
>>79708822
>tfw I wanted a crack at his boipucci
>>79708044
Was 7.30 on ABC. You might be able to see it on iView (abc website)
>>79709841
the hard right doesn't care. they hate malcolm and it appears the hard right would rather have abbott back and lose power.
>>79706999
I wish he would hurry up and push for anime to be banned.
[spoiler]I'm at motion point where i'm debating sending him an email(throw away account) pretending to be an american and bringing attention to it[/spoiler]
>>79710345
>The is a colossal Labor victory.
35.3% national vote and dropping
>You are a fucking idiot if you think Malco wasn't going to shred Medicare or at least consider.
source
>muh NBN is installed in every household, fuck logistics, fuck costing, WE NEED THE WORLDS FASTEST INTERNET, MALCOLM BETRAYED US
You fell for every meme
>>79710448
He'd have an uphill battle, that's for sure. One can only hope that he has learned from his mistakes.
>>79700830
Xenophou sounds fuckin funny to me m8
>>79710577
No. It is you my friend. Who fell for the memes.
>>79710204
Yeah if Labor wins it will be the first time we had a full blown bona fide cuck as a leader
>Bridget O’Flynn @BridgetOFlynn
>Laura Jayes on Sky saying Nats will push for new election rather than forming a minority govt with Katter & McGowan.
We might be going back to the polls soon lads.
>>79710028
I don't think it can be saved. The poison chalice and all.
I think their best bet is to keep Turnbull at the helm and quash disunity in the hope Willie Short gets worse or by virtue of not getting better, wins but inherits a bigger mess that will trigger a 2013esque Tone slide after the ALPs likey win next time.
The X-factor is the "rightening" of the US and/or more of Europe but otherwise, no party is going to get anything much done for the next 8 years.
If Hillary wins by a landslide, they could try the JBish but again, not till the conclusion of this term in Gov
>>79710577
please keep up the fury posting, you're making my night. Let me guess, #1 ALA in the upperhouse too?
>>79705954
aussie wogs' parents and grandparents are great at cooking food tbqh
>>79710710
I reckon Tone will probably bide his time though. I won't be surprised if Turnbull gets knifed, the LNP lose the next election, and Tone makes his triumphant return.
>>79710204
if labor wins it's 6 PM's in 6 years
>>79710697
I think theyre stuck with the senate tho
>>79710748
I actually forgot about ALA so they ended up at about 30, I put One Nation first and Hinch high because I knew and secretly wanted him in
>>79710810
its 7 in 7 years m9
>>79710840
Yeah, they would have to go to a house only election. I'm still laughing at how badly the senate results backfired on Turnbull and the Liberals.
>>79710885
I can't believe Malcolm is that full of himself that he couldn't see that the Australian people would fuck him over in the senate.
>>79708822
he has a big future ahead of him with the Greens party tbqh
>>79710885
When he called the election I knew he was out of touch with what the majority want. I was surprised how fractured the House of Reps ended up, I thought only the senate would end up the way the whole election is shaping up
so if there is another election whats stopping people from voting the same as last time and as a result causing the exact same result?
>>79711048
Higher rate of donkey voting
>>79710697
Nah, if Turnbull advises an election the governor-general constitutionally can deny him and get Shorten to test the numbers in the parliament. If the numbers are there he'll commission him as PM and Labor will be in government.
Senate results when?
>>79711048
Not wanting a third.
>>79711177
Australia isn't a hive mind mate
Hang on, so just because I put libs in #6 and labs in #5 on the recycle paper, the cuntry would have to vote again?
>>79711093
Yeah, this. Lots of people will just draw dicks or, hopefully, vote for meme parties like One Nation just because.
>>79710697
Barnaby needs to grow some balls.
Split from the LNP and seek out the best deal for your constituents/party as an independent entity.
I am so fucking happy about One Nation. The amount of butthurt this has already brought to lefties is beautiful.
Write to your local Liberal Electorate Representative.
COREY BERNARDI: MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN
>>79710810
fark, this legit?
aus politics is a total fucking circus. I miss Howard desu
>tfw got NBN today
>was 67 down in the middle of the day
>tfw now 10 down during peak hours
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
HOW THE FUCK IS A "BRAND NEW" NETWORK ALREADY SO CONGESTED
>>79711435
Honestly it makes the left stronger.
She'll siphon off Liberal votes, meanwhile the 'left' have someone they can point to and caricature the right as certifiable nutjobs.
>>79711435
Currently 9.1% first pref in qld
Greens 7.5
>mfw
>>79711713
Nah, it's just the party leaderships that are a fucking circus. At the moment we've had two governments in 9 years, or one government and one bunch of children throwing a tantrum and messing up the place, depending on how you look at it.
Which one of you cunts has the meme with labor liberal fighting with greens in the background? shortens tits are showin.
>>79711742
r u iinet?
>>79711742
ACCC got a taste of Telstra's sheckles and made it get built with 1894 points of interconnect instead of the planned 14.
That means ISPs need to buy bandwidth at each PoI to service their tiny customer base at that PoI, instead of at 14 where they can buy a massive amount to pool between a lot of customers.
End result, bandwidth is expensive to buy and when everyone at that PoI is online shit gets slow.
>>79711847
i hate both but to seen greens cucked like tat is beautiful
>people calling for qld to be banned from elections
glorious
>>79711742
I have NBN will Gaystra and I max out the 100mibt on steam at 12Mb/s any time of the day. You must pay some Pleb tier company with shit house links
>>79711134
July.
>>79711742
lol, you fell for the "we don't need hd porn" meme
>>79711742
If fiber, your ISP is oversubscribed as shit with not nearly enough backhaul. If copper, you just got cucked by Prepbull.
>>79711923
Telstra
>>79711742
change ISPs. ISPs have been oversubscribing their connections.
>>79711811
No. She'll take a lot of Labor votes as Labor pander to the Greens.
She has none of the free-market/small government baggage of the Liberal party that alienate them from working class Australians (no Mediscare bd will work on here), and she speaks to their negative experiences of non-White immigration in their actual neighbourhoods and offers solutions for them
She will steal from Labor heartland as much as Liberal, and leave the Left an inner city (with the Greens) and ethnic rump party
>>79710204
>Liberal lowest 1st pref in history.
Weren't Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull going on about how it was Labor's second lowest vote during the election night? Kek
>>79710269
I was under the impression Pauline's jail sentence got quashed? It was a beat up / miscarriage of justice that she got locked up in the first place sort of thing?
>>79711545
>Cory says safe schools isnt appropriate for children
>Homosexual adults decide the appropriate thing to do is break into his office while a young female receptionist is the only one there and yell and threaten her while they break and graffiti everything
Fucking disgusting.
>>79711742
Enjoy your Coalition NBN anon
I Moved out 2 months ago into a Suburb that had based Labor FTTP NBN
>pic related
>>79712096
>queensland
>labor heartland
u wot m8
>>79711811
Assuming Pauline is somehow able to build momentum she would take both Liberal and Labor votes.
You need to remember that most Labor voters aren't actually lefties, I'd say there are more racist bogan-types voting for them over Liberal.
Nobody really follows politics and most Aussies I know are crypto-nazis, I'm saying this as someone who lives in Melbourne. If there is a realistic chance for One Nation to gain power and it is made very clear than a lot of Aussies from all backgrounds will vote for Pauline's simple message over the major 2 parties which everyone is disaffected with.
Also, don't forgot that president Trump is a reality and we always copy Merica
>>79712158
Yes. Pauline's conviction was quashed/overturned. Wrongly jailed, wrongly convicted.
Christ on the cross, said to me. As I banged in the nail, it can't be all that bad. Now that Derryn Hinch, has gone to Gaol
>>79712096
The Liberals lost so much this election because they went centre politics. Why do you think one nation got the seats they did.
new thread
>>79712269
>>79712269
>>79712269
>>79704164
you do realise abbott was the guy using public money to fund the lynch mob that got her right?
everyone forgot about that didnt they, i bet Pauline hasn't.
>>79712217
Look wherever One Nation ran in the Lower House with almost no profile at this election
>>79710204
>>1st hung parliament after a double dissolution in history.
lmao
the DD trigger is only to be used when you're as certain as possible you'll get more seats afterwards
running a DD and losing seats is the most fucking funny retarded thing ever
suck shit cuckservative libshill globalists merchant banker plebs
>>79670980
lisa needs braces
>>79712292
Liberals haven't been anywhere near the centre since the fucking 80s. At the moment it's Labor as right wing, Liberal as far right wing, with the Greens on the far left. There is no centrist party.
>>79712158
Was just a """coincidence""" qld libs changed the law a month before her trial allowing her to be jailed
>>79712158
Yes, but she still went to jail.
>>79711923
>iinet
fuck me they've gone to the dogs in the last year
time to switch back to telstra like the glory days of cable?
>>79712398
if you consider the libs as far right, where do you place One Nation?
>>79712318
I remember m8
It was called "Australians for Honest Politics" aka slush fund to destabilise and fuck up One Nation
>>79712467
HFC is still the king mate
>>79712398
Name ONE way the libs constitute anything that resembles "far right"
>>79712398
Lol Labor went left when Gillard made friends with the Greens. I live in Melbourne I see what they want. This safe schools bullshit. I voted Rise Up in reps and One Nation in senate because Liberals fucked Tones and installed a non person.
>>79712561
i'm on fttp senpai
but iinet's fucking woeful now
did tpg flog off all the backhaul or something ffs
>>79705368
didnt shorty dump his wife and gay lover for his current wife? and he is raised someone else's kid
>>79712677
>I voted Rise Up in reps
wife and i did this, thought it was just a meme but turns out we agree with most of their shit
fucking kek at all the wife's mates asking which party was the most against "refugees" too, legal immigrants hate those queue-jumping muzzie scum
>>79685027
>Rent seeking cunt wants a dictator to coddle him and protect him from the outside world
>news at 11
>>79685183
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING!
>>79675543
>mfw Xenomorph and Pauline tagteam the entire country in the senate
>mfw Queensland and SA just cucked the entire country
>>79702831
He was married but got divorced; from memory he has a son
He keeps his private life very private I guess
>>79713193
>Rent seeking cunt wants a dictator to coddle him and protect him from the outside world
>news at 11
Pretty much this - I couldn't think of anyone more driven by self interest that Gerry "king of entitled boomers" Harvey
>>79708113
Top kek m80
>>79712469
On that scale, One nation would be far-right nationalism, although slightly to the left of LNP
>>79712180
True but a staffer for an mp or senator should never be in the office on his or her own, especially after those comments were made
Source: used to work for an mp
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