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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU [Embed]
>who is robert
CLEAN UP THE STREETS, ROBERT
xth for FIREWORKS
man in the garbage
In Robert we trust!
>THE OLD CROW
GOTTA GO FAST
What's the Robert meme
>>79589657
shit my fucking ID is PEPO
Get some old crow medicine show up in here
ITT a bunch of white psychopaths hoping for a bunch of black on black crime for entertainment
GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU WHITE ASSHOLES
My cock be true threw the woman that birth you bitch jajajajaja
>>79589500
Posting in a Robert thread.
>>79589657
>>THE OLD CROW
fuck that place, bro central.
surprise surprise, there's a fight there
>>79589706
need to lurk more or do research on the police faggot
14th for drag racers
aight lads im off for tonight, stay safe out there tonight, Roberts
>>79589732
Nigger detected
>>79589500
THIS IS NOT A TRUMP THREAD
TRUMP PICS ARE NICE BUT NOT APPROPRIATE AS THREAD PIC
DELETE THIS THREAD
>>79589732
hoping 4 are already dead and some nigress was stabbed to death in the back of a car..Imagine how scared she was when she died
>>79589732
self-hating cuck detected!
>>79589732
My asshole brown and shitty just like city jajajajajajaja
>>79589808
i got the meme instantaly the chicago cops call all the l8 nite cops that
>>79589830
later robert
>>79589732
lol we don't even need a Final Solution for this problem. Just stick enough of them together and they just start killing each other. This is no different then watching a live feed of a zoo.
>>79589500
Next time, post the real pic
>stable condition
>stabbed in the chest
>>79589732
Hey, we're just listening to whatever crimes come across the scanner. Not our fault if it's all black on black crime.
>>79589808
Don't bully please
>>79589900
Robert is the police phonetic code letter for R, short for "Received." The Military uses "Roger."
>live karaoke in the backyard
AT 2 FUCKING AM
>>79589732
t. ooga booga
>>79589924
Girls with BWC is far more appeasing.
God I love being pegged balls deep.
>>79590013
oh thanks m8
>>79590002
## Robert is the cops call signs
so 14 robert is a specific cop
>>79590002
sorry no bully
>>79589976
Is there even a scanner on earth where we can hear white crime happening at the same rate as this?
>>79590060
>God I love being pegged balls deep.
>smoking marijuana, drinking, shooting fireworks
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
I repeat everything I hear as to you all post what uour woman do with the other man jajajajajajaja
>>79590057
holll uppp aint no time like now to get down nigga
>>79590103
thanks pepo
Robot police?
>>79589732
Nigs at Night is much better than anything airing on TV right now.
ROBERT TEN FOR ROBERT TEN FOR
CAN I PLEASE BE POL NOW TO?????? JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
>>79589732
leftists faggots use black crime as an excuse to try to disarm law-abiding whites so if y'all could stop killing each other, that'd be great, thanks
not gonna happen? guess i'll listen to the scanner then
Drag racing!
>MORE drag racers
real Driver hours
i wish i had drag races
DRAG RACERS ROBERT
>>79590261
true
also it's live real time action
>>79590333
>>79590349
not gunna lie ive been there done that so many times
unless people get out of hand or niggers start showing up they are pretty harmless
>>79590310
>>79589732
We don't have to hope for it, you do it naturally
>>79590120
Republicunts only thing the shit they do is Murica. But if you support freedom. And doing whatever the fuck you want. That's real America. Fuck Republicunts. And fuck Democunts too. If you want to tell people how to act. Then fuck you. I'm all about equality. But fuck you if you want to tell me what I can and can't do, as long as I ain't hurting no body. Fuck you.
>>79590060
We know, Justin, we know.
>gimme yo card nigga
>Who is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."
milk crates
Has there been a cop fatality since we started listening?
>>79590409
Jaja you laying with trap man homosex faggot
>>79590409
The closest I've ever been to drag racing is the TV show street outlaws
>inb4 'reality TV'
>>79589862
get cancer shit bag
>>79589732
Cheers m8, good time :^)
shit, just as I gotta sleep
For future reference, what are the best times to listen to the Chicago police stream? I'm guessing weekends between 10PM - 3AM, especially if it's hot out?
>>79590486
>Addison and clarck next to the ATM
>>79590508
Learn English or GTFO of this thread you subhuman garbage.
>>79590490
Not today, but there was an officer down a few days ago IIRC
>>79590490
There was an officer involved shooting a day or two ago, that's the closest so far.
highly intoxicated
>>79590546
nigs with no life and no cash arent into the whole thing usually or have little respect other than going fast and doin their thang
when most people meet up or drag race your damn sure there gunna try and do it in a place that wont draw attention or annoy anyone to call them in
Who here /Ready for 4th of July/
>>79590572
>be mad
> have boyfriend
FAGGOT
>>79590592
I heard an Officer involved shooting last night, but can't remember if the officer was hurt.
>>79590569
yeah, like after 11pm until 5am, shit tends to go down, you in Ontario?
>gunzzzzz~
>that breathy sigh at the end
she sounds like a qt
>>79590547
No u faggot
>>79590592
>>79590625
hope he's OK :(
>body guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
>>79590651
SPEAK
ENGLISH
"9/11 Robert"
OH SH-
>>79590569
Nigs at Nite: weekdays 11pm-2am, weekends 10pm-4am
I've noticed that the average petty weekend crime seems to drown out the batshit stuff we heard during the week. Lady Rosa.
>>79590704
Check my dialect homoman
>>79590647
I am
gonna drive down to Champlain lake in New York have a BBQ and watch fireworks
>you will never have a qt voice police dispatch gf
>>79590692
Thats amazing...We are going to meme the chicago PD into orbit
Guys.
GUYS.
Last night the CPD executed 20 search warrants on repeat gun offenders and arrested 88 people. It was a big raid. Might have something to do with the drawdown in violence tonight.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-july-4th-shootings-0703-met-20160702-story.html
Hail Victory Robert
>dispersing the keeds party
gangbangers fighting with bottles
>>79590824
Your mother wont ever speak with you in nice way jajajajaja kill yourself
>gangmembers fighting
here we go
Throwan them bottles
>>79590883
>>79590883
>88
Nice Hitler dubs CPD
Robert on his day off
male with a knife
>>7959088
So, at least some of them are smart enough to lay low. Some.
>>79590645
My cousin owned a street racing drag car
It was a very fast 500+ HP, he had it for a few months, gave it to a body shop to be painted black and get some new rims
It was left outside the shop one night, literally everything was stripped off it, engine tires all the racing stuff
He thinks it was an inside job but could never prove it, sucks he didn't get much on his insurance
GODDAMN NIGGA
>>79591101
Why doesn't he have eyebrows?!
battery in progress multiple calls
Does the summer heat do something to these niggers brains?
>>79591097
fuck man that sucks, yeah thats the one thing about owning nice shit in a shithole niggers are always trying to stab u in the back, doesnt matter who the fuck it is
>>79589500
>garrifaggot
Melania Trump is a Slovene-American jewelry and watch designer and former model. She is a University of Ljubljana alumni.
>he married a Eastern bloc prostitute;
>first "lady"
>>79591140
This board is 18+
>>79591140
>>79591162
It's closer to their natural environment so they start Chimpin' Hard.
>>79591101
>almost a kilo of heroin
>>79591140
Don't drink and post kids
>>79591162
yeah makes em antsy and dopey
>>79591140
you should leave
you're late for the cock thread on /b/
>>79591101
What do you think the M stands for?
>>79591179
Absolutely no reason to marry a western woman
>>79591255
Mooncoon
>>79591255
More
Monty More Moore
>>79591187
Urban residents evil jajajajaja your future welfare worker pay gibs
THATS MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU
>>79591239
He's a dumb moonk trying to derail this thread. He's so stupid that he thinks if he gets people off topic nobody will notice or criticize the hundreds of nigs killing other nigs in Chicago annually.
>>79591306
Don't insult the moon
>her boyfriend took her purse
JESUS CHRIST SHE TRUSTED YOU
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
>>79591171
It was a Buick Regal, it was such a sleeper car
I was never in it when he raced or anything but I was in it nice when he pulled up to some guy with a sports car at a light and we revved a little and they revved and we smoked them at the light
That's the extent of my experience of seeing the power it had
>>79591343
10-4 Robert
>>79591306
Fuck you. Niggers come from the Sun.
>>79591239
You know the cock schedule cuz your weed man made it for you are a fucking leaf!!!!!
>>79591400
lol thats cool, im not about that street racing life desu was when i was a kid for a short time but the track is where its at
>thank you, thank you thank you
:3
so everyone thoughts, boring or getting interesting?
>>79591343
Tin ford rubber deputy faggots
>White Sox hat
Why is it always White Sox niggers? I don't think I've ever heard a gangbanger wearings Cubs gear.
>>79591611
Shit's about to kick off any minute. I can feel it.
>>79591619
holy kek
ALL LIES
WE AIN'T RAPING HER
ATTEMPTED RAPE IN PROGRESS
its heating up
>>79591518
>weed man made it for you are a fucking leaf
dont worry chaps i gotta pic of this poster
<= thats him
>Rape
Fun fact 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
feminazi hoaxers detected!
>>79591657
Cubs are smack dab in the middle of Boys Town (aka fagville) in the north side. White Sox are in south side, where all the moon crickets live.
>>79591611
Shit's always happening in Chiraq between 2am and 4am Chicongo time.
>>79591729
>>79591731
>>79591734
Yep.
>>79591611
Gay like your father that why you are gay today cuz he fucked yoy homo
>>79591611
>>79591731
praise kek he has acknowledged us once again
>>79591729
NO RAPES HERE BOSS, PLS GO ABOUT YO BIDNESS, NO NEED FO PO-LICE
>>79591790
Will u be my friend :)
did she say take his penis out of the female?
>penis out in front of a female
Ha
>>79591761
I've been to Chicago before and gone to several Cubs games at Wrigley. Come to think of it now, I don't remember there being many niggers at all. Must be the white man's safe zone.
>benis
dicks out for the boys
>benis out
>>79591731
I wonder what Singaporean scanners sound like...
"03-20 station, we got a complaint for excessive noise from a flat"
>tried to take his his out in front of a female
kek
>he tried to take out his penis in front of a female
>>79591856
Nig exposed himself
You hear of at least 1 a night
/Chiraquian/ here
Just got home from bar hopping in Wrigleyville
AMA
>>79591878
Cub fans are literally Iowans and suburban Chicago fans
White sox are considered the city's team because they are actually in the city unlike Cubs
THERES A LOOSE DONG OUT THERE IN THE STREETS, ROBERT
>>79591936
Ohhhhhh thought he was raping her out in the open
>>79591829
Wont gay with you 8===/ D jewtroop
>>79591969
did u died
>4 people fighting in the streets
>>79591969
cut or uncut
>>79592075
Vos?
>highly intoxicated naked guy
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>>79592171
>that cop laughing afterwards
>>79591969
>Transcript
> drink and suck in bar so not gay cuz under influence of drinking
Gayboy advanced
>>79592071
Yes
Jewtube Wrigleyville, good stuff seriously
>>79592075
No I do not have the mark of the jew
>>79589732
Die in hellfire nigger
>>79592216
It's all fun and games until they shit the squad car
>>79592257
I'm glad you made it out alive. Seriously, dude. Chiraq is scary as fuck.
>>79592245
You are either an 11 year old edge lord, a nigger or a retard.
Man this Robert guy is seriously all over the place. Basically a super cop.
>>79592346
Robert is the shared consciousness of all Chicago PD.
>>79592298
You would never live that down. For your entire career your coworkers would refer to you as the Squad Car Shitter.
>>79592346
Robert is the hero we need.
we went from music complaints to drag racing
>Roof top party
>>79592346
he's a big guy
>>79591143
Sold them for heroin.
>>79592412
the drag racing is constant
I love how Rahm hates guns but he surrounds himself with armed guards. Totally not hypocritical.
>>79592328
North side and downtown are guddy. South and West are chaos. We all avoid the south side pai. We know it's fucked up but we don't care, fuck them let them rot in their own filth
>>79592492
yeah it just moves from spot to spot all night literally
>>79592418
>>79592411
>>79592383
He seems so popular, everyone must like him at the station. Any way we can recommend him for a medal? :)
>boyfriend with a knife trying to stab girlfriend and get her in the rear
anyone else hear this shit
>>79592335
I am kek master check me homoluster
>group of youth out in front getting loud
In the words of Tommy Sotomayor, "Where there's more than three, I will not be."
>>79592565
5 me????
>>79591970
My nigga
Every Cubs game I've been at, the fans don't even pay attention to the game they just go there to get fucked up. Comiskey on the other hand, we get great beer amazing food and we cheer for our team
Cubs are gay af pai
I make the new thread and be mod of it how do upvote only see response button
ROBERT
I took the test to be a 911 operator and passed it with flying colors. Turned down the job cause the hours sucked ass and it seemed stressful as fuck. How bad did I fuck up lads?
>accidentally lost her purse under his garage door
lel wtf
>all this purse talk
>>79592896
I'm sure it's not comfy at all
>>79592896
Not very. I hated dispatching for overtime while policing. It's a terrible job.
>STRANGE PURSE FOUND
>mob waiting for purse outside guy house
Fucking Chicago
>>79592826
I did nazi that coming
EDIT: REALLY? MY HIGHEST UPVOTED COMMENT IS ABOUT NAZIS!?
EDIT 2: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND SIR/MADAME
>>79589732
this guy is definitely this guy
>>79592826
>>79592857
I wanna fuck the voice of the dispatcher who says "Thank you" all the time.
>>79592896
As bad as your mothers wet juice nasty cunt you dropped from being nigger lose
>>79592946
I want to bone her
>>79592936
They're trying to rob the guy, pulling a scam.
>>79592896
if you can get used to people screaming at you panicking over death then you can do it. understandable if you didn't want it
>>79593015
She sounds hot as fuck desu
>>79592989
Yep. Offended nig is derailing the thread. Or he's just a legit retard.
>>79592989
This gay is deffinetly this gay fag/69
Shots fired! Someone shot and screaming!
>>79592896
>You could have been our sexy sassy latina dispatcher
You fucked up m8
>>79593167
SHOTS FIRED
S H O T S
I
R
E
D
>shots fired, someone screaming, Highland east
>Dat heavy panting
MUH DIK
CAN I GET A SHOTS STATUS?
>>79593238
Seriously though wtf is up with the painting senpai?
Why did we pick Obama as president instead of Robert?
Dispatch lady sounds out of breathe.
>that moan and pant
>Reading thread on the side.
>Not listening to the broadcast.
>looks like a boring night.
>flip on headphones.
>Distpatcher moans out shot fired.
>>79593278
>Status
Fired
>SHOTS FIRED
>SCREAMING
Dead nig #2?!
>>79593210
You keep your harddrive under your pillow jajajajaja hope you have a fair a day cage to keepsake your valued interracial gay sex
>>79589500
>In the ghetto
i kek'd
the dispatcher with the cute 10-4's
>i can only get so erect
s i l e n c e
>passed out at the Burger King drive-thru
Someone had a fun time.
>PASSED OUT IN BURGER KING DRIVE THROUGH
>"he's passed out in the middle of the Burger King drive thru"
>slumped over the wheel
someone had too many Mac n Cheetos
>>79589732
t r i g g e r e d
>Passed out in the Burger King drive-true
Passed out in burger King
>Frank the tank
Lol nigger is so fucked up he can't even order a whopper.
Well, if he's unconscious at least he can't rape or murder.
>the way she says robert
>>79593506
I've passed out in a drive through before after a 22 hour work day and like 5 minutes of waiting.
>put a plate on my box please
>>79593466
> you're mother
N I g g e r e d
> you're father
C u c k e d
>backup unit
>>79593620
>you're
>yelling about shooting someone
YES THE BORING SHIT IS OVER
Isn't it 3am in America now? Why aren't you cunts sleeping?
>6-8 shots fired
>>79593705
Because we're listening to hear about the shootings.
Why are you a nigger?
>>79593705
What are timezones
It's 12:30 on the Westcoast, Singabro
>>79593705
Freedom never sleeps
>>79593705
this is fun
also burgerland is big, it's not 3 am everywhere.
>>79593705
'Cause we listening to nigs at night
>>79593705
Freedom never sleeps.
>>79593620
I'm going to tell Robert about this and your insubordination
Robert 10-4
>>79593670
Kek weels me check rm
>>79593705
it's another saturday night and I ain't got nobody
Left a cab without paying!
>>79593705
cuz when its nite the nig-nogs know there harder to see
>she left the cab without paying
We have a bad ass!
>>79593705
Its 3:30 eastern time... 1:30 Mountain time and 12:30 on the west coast
>>79592826
le WEW
e
W
E
W
>>79593772
>that picture
>>79593798
Stolen door robbed her
I think this dispatcher is running on a treadmill.
ALL THESE HAPPENINGS
SOMEMONE GOT STABBED
>still working on the drag racers
these dudes are mad cunts
also pretty sure someone just got stabbed
>Someone got stabbed
>Nigger got stabbed
CHICAGO
H
I
C
A
G
O
NERD HAT
A nerd hat?
NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!
>a nerd hat
>>79593856
Jeb heads think alike. Stay secret, guac brother.
>>79593832
Maddy white bitch
> ting ting tang
Drag racers are out in force tonight
>>79593705
>A mudshit country didn't know about freedom
Color me surprised... Would you happen to have any fusil fuels?
>SHOTS FIRED
>STABBING
You can hear the tension rising in the dispatchers voices. Shit's picking up.
shit this drag racing has been going on all night
>hours before qt was so spunky and sassy
>now shes panicking and talking fast
its happening
>>79593937
Is this a nerd hat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttQzr8ojmh0
No no no no nonononono
>>79593803
You got me bro
>no no no no no no no I don't want none of that
what did she mean by this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want that.
Stable is not a condition, Robert.
no no no no no I don't want that
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>part of the body?
whats going on
Stable is not a condition
>>79594092
>>79594090
Yeah didn't catch the rest either
>SHOT IN THE CHEST, STABLE CONDITION
>STABLE JUST NEEDS TO BE MOVED
>shot in the chest and arm
>SHOT IN CHEST, SHOT IN ARM
stable is not a condition
>shot in the chest, shot in the arm
nononononononononono
SHOT IN THE CHEST AND ARM
How many shots did it take for him to hit?
>NIGS GONNA NIG
>>79594107
>Chicago
>stable condition
whoa, didn't see that one coming
>>79594107
Gun shot victim.
She doesn't have a car!!!
>>79594090
>>79594092
Her words say no but my dick says yes
Unless she's black then my dick says hell no
MOTHER I REPEATED EVERYTHING AGAIN
>>79593904
She's just getting hot and bothered sending her big men around to fuck shit up.
Dispatchers in all industries are known for getting run through by the whole crew.
>>79594000
If it's anything like when I used to go to the races then you just get chased off and go back or to the 2nd spot after the cops chase you off. It's a routine across the board but it does waste a lot of police manpower and time.
>>79593987
10-4 Roberto
>Stable just means he can be moved.
She was very nice about that. :)
3 Robberys lmao
MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>going to be shooting soon
Cool.
>multiple shots fired
Didn't take long.
>>79594176
lul
>multiple shots fired (x2)
Multiple shots fired
>>79593386
>fair a day cage
Mongoloid.
>SHOTS FIRED
>MULTIPLE SHOT FIRED
ITS FINALY HABINING
multiple shots fired
units going code 3
MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
MORE SHOTS FIRED
SHIT IS PICKING UP
more shots fired!!!!!
>They're going to be shooting soon...
>SHOTS FIRED. MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
OH SHIT. CAR CHASE AND SHOOTOUT
>They're going to shoot soon.
>multiple shots fired, four shots fired!
Chicago so fucked.
You all come to my post
>> r/reddit.com/4chanposts
>they said they're going to start shooting soon
>multiple shots fired
>shots fired
>multiple shots fired
>multiple shots fired
Damn son.
NEW ROBERT
>79594393
>79594393
>79594393
NEW ROBERT
>79594393
>79594393
>79594393
New Bread
>>79594378
>>79594378
>>79594378
>>79594368
WOW SUCH EMPTY
>>79594409
Shit.
NEW ROBERT
>>79594393
>>79594393
>>79594393
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>79594421
EVERYONE GO HERE IGNORE EMPTY SHITHOLE
>>79594446
>>79594446
>>79594446
NEW THREAD
>>79594412
>>79594421
>>79594497
>three threads
jesus lads
