>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
suh dood
>tell her that her son die.......
>is in the car
wew lad
4th for Jeb
5th for unstoppable drag racers
just when the shit starts getting good, a thread split happens
>>79594537
Immigration there phoney ponies
>>79594681
i know right
>"responding to shots fired, she says her car is all shot up"
>>79594590
Is Paul Walker an undercover for Robert in Fast n Furious 8: Check Yo Keys?
>returned fire
>guns are banned
???
>"bullet shredded her window"
so many shoots fired, where did everyone go
>>79594393
This is insane.
>I can't even make this stuff up tonight.
>TRAPPED UNDER HER BED
SHES TRAPPED UNDER THE BED CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
every thread hearing about music complaints, when they starting killing people, a thread split happens and now everyone is divided. fucking kill me.
Have you noticed how hard they are trying to ruin the threads?
Derailing, shilling and splitting the threads?
Evidently (((someone))) doesn't want us to find out what's really going on
.
trapped in bedroom? or did they say under bed?
>trapped under her bed
Can I get a recap from my Roberts out here?
Hi Robert
>person trapped under her bed
Lol like the dispatch lady said, cant make this shit up.
Umm go to the thread made F I R S T it has the lowest number. This OP made up another one afterwards.
>>79594378
>>79594378
>>79594378
>thread splitting
fucking disgusting, stop
>>79595128
you the aussie cop from the other night?
>>79595120
Fuck off the first thread is a shill who didn't add links..How the fuck are new people suppose to listen?
>>79595233
the op is nice and clean
>>79594932
oh wow that's gonna be hard to shill away
>>79595197
no, i just OP these threads when the OP goes to sleep
>>79595120
lets all go here, lets all unite. its too good to start a thread war
Links are in the first reply dumbass.
It's late I didn't get them in the thread title, its in the first post.
>>79595306
right on, thanks for keeping them alive
IGNORE THIS THREAD
UNITE WITH OTHER THREAD
girl under bed is prank, like swat i spect
>stil stuck under the bed, can you please come help me
>>79595307
agreed. Let's go to the one completed first and save this one for when the other hits bump limit.
>>79595128
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, but I am kinda amazed people would fuck with a special, comfy general for the sake of self importance & (You)s. Thanks again for all your well managed OP this past week, Robert.
>>79595306
>>79595128
Can confirm this Aussie is 10/10 OP.
I missed my /midnightsnack/ check in two days in a row my bad. Here's tonight's.
>>79595466
i know right we need to unite under one thread
Rule of thumb
This one has the most replies and was created first
>>>79594378
Afterwards move here
>>79595466
>>79595521
just max out the other thread before we jump to this one, since it's 20 posts ahead
the OP on that one is trash but hopefully it's a one off.
IS there not a better place to listen with a chat on the side? Better than this posting shit
>>79595678
Wait until the older thread hits bump limit please.
>>79594378
>>79595678
When I suggested this 7 threads ago I was met with REEEEEEEEE NIGGER DETECTED
>>79595678
no, gb2 youtube
>>79595678
stupid reddit fag
WHITE HISPANICS
>6 male hispanics shooting off fireworks at the gas station
>>79595678
Start the YouTube channel...Loop black people getting BTFO with the audio of the dispatch
I've been drinking and listening all night. I just actually ran outside to run into the other part of the house to give my cat a good snuggling and I saw two black dudes right in front of my house. It's 3am here and I almost had a heart attack. they heard me say "oh shit!"
post in this thread, faggots
>>79594378
>>79594378
>>79594378
is zone 6 better than regular cpd?
>>79597615
most of us are on the regular (City Dispatch). Try it and let us know.
>>79597615
it has a spr qt who keeps making mistakes
Robberts reporting in
>suspicious persons knocking on doors
>14 gang members
>>79597289
That thread is now in autosage.
>>79594932
apex kek
now dont be retards by thread splitting
>>79597658
yea ive been on cpd, ill check and report back
>>79594393
>tfw my name is Robert
is it me they're looking for?
take advantage of what?
>>79594393
Not working properly in Palemoon, audio cuts out a lot.
Internet explorer seems to be working.
more like palememe lol
Shots fired
>>79597896
>alternative web browser
/g/ detected
does anyone have the mst3k silhouette with wojak and pepe. need it for mega thread tomorrow
All Quiet on the Zone 6 Front
>>79597998
check /r9k/
>>79597977
Mozilla are pro-diversity jews.
Google are pro-diversity jews.
IE is fucking microsoft.
What would you recommend?
At least 4chanX works on Pale Moon.
Sounds like some kind of War of Worlds nigger warzone.
>>79597891
Yes
>>79597891
I see it in your eeeyyyeessss...
>>79598008
Nice reference, I love that movie.
Person shot
m16?
>>79597785
that was quick, thnx
shots heard , not seen
How can you be black and work for the police?
That's like being black and joining the KKK
or being Jewish and joining the Natzi Army
>>79594932
its an income issue not a color issue
>>79598106
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Shots heard during the 4th weekend...False alarm
>>79598048
Opera?
>>79598049
Obongo was a "community organizer" there. What do you expect?
>>79598103
I love you m8
>>79598144
I must be malfunctioning, because I'm poor as fuck and I've never done anything you hear here.
>>79598048
I use Brave.
Brave is an open source web browser based on the Chromium web browser and its Blink engine, announced by the co-founder of the Mozilla Project, Brendan Eich (The guy fired from Mozilla).
Check it out. I love it.
https://www.brave.com/
>>79598144
Lol....
>>79598128
Some are nurtured against their latent niggotry. Leave them alone, they are the good ones.
>>79598191
>community organizer
what is that intail exactly
>>79598048
>audio cuts out a lot
4chx works fine on chrum & jewfox, with bonus of with reliable audio!
>>79594932
Insane? Not at all. This is just nature. Niggers will nig wherever they are.
>>79598049
It is..Its Detroit 1990..Soon every white person will leave and it will become Detroit #2
Soon New York will become Chiraq part 2
>>79598221
Understood. Thx USA.
>>79598182
Has merits but doesn't have as many addons as I'd like.
>more music complaints
pls dont ruin it
>>79598144
lol
>>79598218 >>79598244 >>79598316
instead of laughing prove him wrong
oh wait you can't
>>79598144
>crime is an acceptable reaction to poverty
>boo hoo I live in a 1st world city but imma so poor shoot shoot shoot
>>79598352
>my paycheck didn't come
>so I stabed a bitch and shot two people
Sure thing buddy
>>79598352
what? i'm poor af and when i get bored i don't kick out the mirrors on parked cars.
black guy curly hair? how?
>>79598352
There is a tread about this almost every day...Its not income its niggers.
>>79598434
>>79598425
White people don't know what it's like to be poor
>tattoo on his face
also man following a woman
>tfw watching doomed megalopolis while listening to the scanner
>>79598352
Argentinian at it again...
>>79598504
That's racist
stop responding to argentanigga
>>79598352
>i should find a job to get out of the hood.
>nah fuck that, bix nood, drive by shoot crips mutha fegga better not step
I've been listening all night to relax after a hard night of making food for 10,000 niggers about to watch The Purge. I tracked my customers tonight and the niggers ate 12x more fried food than the whites. 60% of black families ordered fried food. 5% of whites did. disgusting. i hope they all die of heart disease.
>>79598504
Money dosen't fix everything, libtard.
>>79598546
You can't be racist against whites what the fuck?
Okay, I am done with this forum
>>79594932
BAN ASSAULT NIGGERS
sup nikkas; cincinasti ohio checkin' in.. whats the body count tonight? our boys don't even get off the phone when they busting caps - pic related -
>>79598588
Die in a car fire nigger lover
>>79598588
Goodbye.
>>79598128
>>79598352
im gettin mixed shit-post signals from u
>>79598588
the reddit shadow has been found
>>79595015
Calm down and take a break to gnaw on your tinfoil hat, Robert.
>>79598614 >>79598623 >>79598629 >>79598641
you are all a bunch of cowards because you are anonymous you say those things, why don't you get an account and try to say that in a website with a score system? you would watch your reputation fade into obscurity or be banned, ignorant shitheads
shots fired
>>79598279
graft, corruption, foaming resentment
>>79598588
You got bored and decided to larp as an SJW
>>79595015
Night my white freind
oh shit chiraq has 311 too's? NYC got that and it's useless except for reporting burned out street lights or dirty sidewalks.
sharts fired!
>>79598504
non-white people don't know what it's like to be human
>>79595015
>>79598702
Says the guy making anti-semitic comments. My god, what happens if Argentina actually beats out Australia as the shitposting kings?
>nope, he on a mission sir
>this dispatcher
sounds QT as fuck, holy shit
car crash?
>>79598788
god knows this man is doing his part
>>79598702
>score systems
>things that matter
Choose one, pleb.
>>79598788
i for one, am welcome to embrace our new white overlords
praise maldives
STOP REPLYING TO OBVIOUS TROLLS, GOD DAMN IT GUYS
>>79598821
yea like she's doing anal and loving it
Phone in report.
Man in red overalls with thick italian accent robbed pizza hut.
>>79598882
it's fun
This is insane
>>79598907
kekalek
>Tower hit from the South
WHAT
>>79598885
check out the walking dead coming up behind them. HOLY FUCK
>>79598702
?
But I do say these things on Steam games and in youtube comments.
>>79598960
Yea, but ebola isn't reals!
>takes a bite out of half cooked bush meat
>>79598788
>My god, what happens if Argentina actually beats out Australia as the shitposting kings?
Unfortunately Romania has dethroned us.
>>79598960
Zombies are not real. Ebola is not real.
What exactly is the purpose of this Generals? Are you guys creating some neighbor hood watch or what?
>>79598935
LOL 'started doin heroin than ran inside'
purse woman again?
>>79598970
Yeah... niggers think Television is real life and that we aren't racist in the real world
>>79599006
Chicago is a gun free zone, all these reports are western and right wing propaganda.
>>79599008
Listening to nigs die
>>79599008
It's entertainment.
>>79599008
it's comfy to hear nigger's nig
plus july 4th is a massacre
>tfw Robert sounds like ribbit to you
>>79594393
Do they use the same penal codes as the los angeles police one?
>>79599008
WALES THIRTY STAN
>>79599008
Are you listening hitler bro? Just listen to the dispatch link in first post and prepare to wet your leiderhosen
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
>>79599035
I'm racist in the real world too.
At a presentation at work, we were shown a Youtube video (about operating equipment). Youtube showed an ad for pregnancy tests. Of course, happy white women and happy black babies.
I pointed this out as racemixing propaganda.
Nobody really cared.
>>79599008
laffing at nigs of course
>>79599142
>Nobody really cared.
you are on a watchlist
>>79599142
>australia
>nobody cared about racism mixed with autism
colour me surprised, anon
>>79599204
We're on 4chan. We're probably all on watchlists.
>>79599219
I am not, because I am actually trying to instill some common sense in this hellhole forum
>>79599217
The more I learn about Straya the more I like them. I always thought they were just super leftwing gun grabbing cucks but they seem pretty based aside from their godawful Marxist government.
5-6 men shooting
>>79599142
they were scared of calling you a racist (unless you're from queensland, then they'd join in)
>>79599204
he just won't stop! kek
>>79599250
Thank you, white friend, for correcting the record.
>>79599250
Ar gentians are nothing but second world gang banging scumbags, he's just upset because his family is probably one of the spics who was arrested/shot by Chicago PD
I need an image that represents these threads
someting like nigs rioting and fire
>>79599250
Nope. Gas this kike.
>>79599219
Hopefully we all get V& for this, too many kekles
Rental stolen? Any UHAUL sightings today or maybe even Penske?
>>79599204
I've checked and I'm actually NOT on the sex offender list.
I regard this as a travesty.
Oh well. at least I pressure cooker bomb potassium nitrate plutonium Pine Gap obama ISIS hebdo FBI email discord 0xCE1052E8 sandy bridge crisis actor Larry Silverstein automatic shotgun.
I quote the feed:
>white male is the offender
lmao racist btfo
>>79599274
we really dont like our government.
our leftists are fucking mental as well.
>>79599367
Save Australia, gas the greens.
fireworks on cars
>>79599356
>1 in 400 calls
Wow I hate white people now
>>79599356
didn't hear that, are you listening to the right feed spic?
Male hispanic uhhh throwing fireworks at passing car. UUUhhh 30 is in trouble
>>79599343
Nothing illegal about laffing at nigs kek
>>79599250
I see that you are trying to fart in the ocean of piss.
I wish you luck.
Did that guy call her a fucking bitch?
>>79599384
>not niggers
but yea thats what im making
>>79599350
>Oh well. at least I pressure cooker bomb potassium nitrate plutonium Pine Gap obama ISIS hebdo FBI email discord 0xCE1052E8 sandy bridge crisis actor Larry Silverstein automatic shotgun.
What a surprise. Nigger driving an impala.
>>79599493
kek
>>79599343
Spotted in Chiraq simulator
>>79599384
what i got
>>79599401
who are they even trying to appeal to nowadays?
>>79599411
Probably a white hispanic anyway, right guys? right?
>>79599422
Being. Sarcastic.
>>79599518
I get extra comfy when UHAUL is involved.
>>79599008
Bread and Circus.
We are eating and being entertained by niggers doing nigger things.
>>79599540
Fags.
oh fuck it was quiet
>>79599540
40+ with blue hair.
>>79599540
Pray to kek.
>>79599540
>dyed hair
>problem glasses
I bet she eats pussy, too.
staying for 5 more minutes
>>79599571
Wish drawing bro was here
>>79599008
if a nig nogs on the block, and nobody is a round to hear it, did the nigger still nog?
>>79599568
Probably
Nigger trayvon called Zimmerman a cracker and thought he was white
>>79599615
Why do you post a crying girl?
>>79599666
because i might miss something
>>79599250
Yes you are my white friend. Everyone on this site is on a list. See you in the FEMA camps. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
Anything happened tonight?
>>79599615
>>79599712
Sorry to hear that, Robert. I hope you have a good sleep.
EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79599666
>babby´s first time on /pol/
I dont really like the anime either, my Aryan friend.
>>79599577
>greens voters
>5 spics in a car circling the block
Oh shits about to go down
>>79599666
>666
Argentinian = Satan confirmed.
vehicle with gun shots
>>79599540
literally a bluehair
Why don't we have a video feed?
>>79599814
i got this
Why does this fucking thing keep on stopping?
>>79599852
Niggers will shoot it down
>>79594393
who is robert?
>>79599577
>faggot greens voter
>>79599615
it was good watching nigs nig with you tonight, Eskimo joe.
>>79599250
VPNfag pls go. Your English is a little bit too coherent for an Argentine shitskin.
>>79599883
It's just you
>>79599814
HA! thank you!
I miss MST 3000. I hope it comes back
>>79599913
Robert is all of us, Robert.
COME ON CHICAGO POP SOMETHING, YOU HAVE BEEN TEASING ME SOME ACTION. GIVE IT TO ME
Oh shit I heard suicide issues.
Is this Lolcows?
>>79599913
A code word, I think it refers to police on duty at night or something. Not exactly sure.
>>79599928
Thank you senpai
Sassy dispatchers
stop hitting your emergency button Robert
>>79599999
kill yourself
>don't be so sensitive
>tell dem not to be's so sensituvs
>>79599986
and the check your keys nonsense?
How do hispanics end up in Chicago? Thats like right near the canadian border, you couldnt get further away from mexico than chicago.
>and you did it again!
>you guys need to talk to us, stop being so sensitive
Oh shit.
>dont be so sensitive
why is Chicagos dispatch so sassy
i guess it already finish, sassy woman was happy that hes alive
all that build up for nothing, bad day for a chicago scanner thread
>>79599999
Keys checked
>>79599946
it is coming back
where my 6 bros at
im out for good, see ya tomorrow
>>79599913
Chicago only hires policeman called Robert to make dispatch and communication smoother. This allowed them to have 6 less policeman on shift at a time.
this dispatch qt voices are giving me wood
>>79598191
3rd term, due to national emergency.
Here it comes!
>>79600098
cheers, bruh
>>79600035
the 2way radio button is stuck and jams transmission
>>79600068
it was goin good for a lil but but then it kinda started to die again really quickly
Why Chicago?
Aren't there more dangerous cities with more happenings?
>>79600141
it's because Shots fired isnt exciting anymore
>>79600179
Yeah do you have one for Buenos Aires? thx
>>79600233
no, because our safety isn't entertainment
>>79600098
Sleep tight robbert
>>79600179
i dont have access to Gary Indiana and Detroit is half empty now
plus, it's 4th of july build up and last year, they had at least 80 people shot in gang violence in one night
>>79600222
there were way more shots fired and dispatch was all amped a lil but ago, also check ur keys
>>79600272
you dying of cancer would be great entertainment
>>79600272
> our safety isn't entertainment
Gunshot left hand
>>79600272
look at this party pooper.
One person down and 8 people standing around. They probably beat the first person down.
>>79600321
so many fuckin' fireworks calls
>>79599913
It's Robocop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBccZfvPXFc
im off too, i need a shower after the concreting i've been up to today
Stay comfy lads
>>79600109
scary af
>>79600491
Stay safe robbert
is it over for the night roberts?
>>79600491
>>79600524
i think i might be gettin off too pretty soon roberts, its a slow nite
I'll start the next thread in a bit, is everyone okay with that?
stabed in the ER
dammit Carlos
five stab wounds, and a robbery in action
>>79600293
After listening to Detroit for a few nights, I think the population density keeps Chiraq scanners much more active than the smaller hell holes like Gary/Detroit, however ridiculously shitty they may be.
Male Hispanic, stab wounds
Someone is in a woman's house
>male hispanic with 5 stab wounds!
DAMN
Also I would be terrified to have niggers breaking into my house. So glad I don't live near niggers
>>79600717
You are in the United States. Aren't you pretty much always within 10km of a nigger?
spooky
>>79600699
it seems like detriot gets sum good crimes, but the cops there all sounds depressed and like you said its alot slower
>>79600625
Same
I gotta birthday party to go to in 7hrs and I haven't slept yet
Night Robberts
>>79600773
yeah. but I am lucky. I live in a bubble (Silicon Valley) and we have moved our niggers to the East Bay / Oakland and San Francisco.
>>79600887
nite Robert
>>79600798
Sleep with one eye open Robert
>>79600887
later robert
>>79600831
I guess they're allowed to get away with a lot more in Detroit due to it being so poor and rundown, and people not really caring anymore
I read that justifiable homicides (see: defense) have risen sharply in Detroit in recent years
About to hit bump limit, whenever you Roberts are ready:
>>79600949
>>79600949
>>79600949
>>79600949
>>79600798
Dortch up on ya porch
>>79600909
>Silicon Valley
Christ, I'd prefer the niggers.
>>79600773
lolno
I can understand how you would think that, though. You see, 99% of niggers live in urban areas. They never made it out of the cities. Those of us that live in the country can go weeks without seeing a nigger.
BUMP LIMIT NOW
>>79600949
MOVE BITCHES
>>79600949
>>79600970
When did these threads start?
>>79600970
nigger you *been* to Detroit?!?
I...I don't think there's any crime you can't get away with there.
>>79600092
With 5000% more trans-lesbian Eskimos
