The sun has set, the city awakens. In a world gone crazy, there's only one man who can save us.... and his name is Robert
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
alternative
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
First for sassy squid
Who here gettin
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
The man, the myth, the legend, Robert
First for repeating digits
first for to much coffee
Watch for erotic drivers
Are we on the main dispatch (http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web)
On this episode of Robert, 20lbs of sASS
>>79567904
NO ME
dead body removal for DOA
>D
>O
>A
10-4
Someone at the door trying to start a cuckening
HOW
MUCH
COFFEE?
oh shit
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>79567974
yeah mang
>>79567886
Yo. Back for more KSP, chill music, listening to the chaos in chicago, and shitposting with you guys.
It does not get comfier than this
>>79567974
Youre moms on my main vein
Damn Chicago police see more action than our military
>>79567694
First for the start of night shift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
For those just arriving, here's where I story left off...
So far tonight..
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> White man with gun... Ripley checking it out
> Two stolen bikes RECOVERED
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Out of breath cop in foot pursuit
> Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front room window.
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dead on Arrival
AYO HOL UP
>>79568065
no you're mom is
>>79568124
Add dispatcher arguing with cop
>>79568124
It's not even 9pm yet in Chiraq.
>>79568116
> when you woke after partying in Orlando
>>79568110
>>79568124
>>79567694
10-4 Roberts thanks for coming out.
stay safe, night fall soon and dispatch is mad already.
HE'S GOT A GUN
>>79568173
Will do. I was creating the new thread and forgot to add that to my list.
>mfw I'm all snuggled up in my Chicago apartment, drinking hot chocolate with some bailey's in it. How you guys doin'?
WATCH YA KEYS
Watch yo keys
WATCH YO KEYS
>>79568202
It hasn't even begun, I will witness a red sunrise as blood is spilled in coon county
Watch yo keys.
>>79568345 you must be readin my mind
WATCH YOUR KEYS
OPEN KEY HERE
>>79568165
Good cuz my moms hotter and so am I ungly fuck
>>79568124
This is pretty hilarious desu fampai
16 year old robbed at gun point, let the hunt begin
>>79568324
>bailey's
post tits
What did I miss last night? Anything super crazy?
>Trying to break into all the cars on the block
>Possibly intoxicated
>>79567694
>Hispanic/White
Fucking
>male Hispanic or a white
>>79568324
You drinking from a shoe faggit?
>>79568324
snugglin up with a Hell or High Watermelon and got me a quilted blanket
>>79568475
There are only two official drinks for this thread. This is one of them.
>>79568569
Not much out of the normal stuff.
There was a report of a "man named Black selling crack" in a garage with weed and alcohol
>>79568569
Why dont you scroll up a little nigga
Suwooooop
>>79568124
>driving erotically
Kek.
>>79568569
A guy got shot in the ass by some kids fighting with fireworks
>>79568324
I have my first shit as an emergency medicine resident tomorrow morning, so i'm kinda of edge and prob won't sleep tonight
i'm not in chicago, but it's a fairly similar ubran environment
>>79568569
Nigress ate her baby
>>79568623
>2011
Gtfo of here with that shit
>>79568582
White Hispanic here
>>79568671
>>79568671
Hey I have a huge problem suddenly: Why isn't 4chanX working correctly, and everything is suddenly fuckedup. Someone else with this problem now? Last I posted was seven hours ago and now this. WTF. I'm #kekMissilenow pls halp.
>Hispanic confirmed trying to steal shit
Build that damn wall
>>79568655
whats this suwooop sound coming from?
I remember gangbangers from HS would always make that noise.
>>79568765
wtf i hate 4chanx now
>>79568655
>Suwooooop
Name a time and place I can 1v1 you irl
>Go wit yo plate
>>79568791
Idk its a chicago thread it felt right
>>79568791
Nelly
>>79568888
check
>>79568623
10-4 enjoy your Robert. Robert.
I bet this thread on the 4th will be legendary
CHILD LEFT ALONE THE HUMANITY
I swear they got a minimized window with pol on tonight. This can't be real?
>>79568704
WHITE MALE SPOTTED
I still haven't taken a drink when does the shooting start
>>79568948
No tonights the night.
>>79569075
in about an hour
>>79568976
>White male on the scene
>>79569036
he just graduated to N-U
>>79568693
95% of patients that come to the ER have nothing wrong with them if it's any consolation.
>>79569075
3 MIN
Cap this
>>79569075
When it gets dark
Both literally and figuratively
>>79569034
?? Whatchu talkin bout willis?
>>79567886
Got a couple beers, some chips, comfy jazz on, and a warm blanket. I'm not getting up until the next year
Robert is going to be out in force this weekend...
http://abc7chicago.com/news/chicago-police-arrest-88-in-raids-step-up-holiday-patrols/1411017/
>>79569076
Why's that sir
>>79567886
Gonna make dinner for it. Calzone or pizza tonight?
>>79567694
i'm ready for the nogs lord kek
Robert x 1000 hitting the street to keep the score down:
http://patch.com/illinois/chicago/thousands-chicago-police-offices-hit-streets-curb-gun-violence-during-july-4th
how we doing tonight roberts
>>79569269
Saturday and the white people are out.
>>79569301
Thats a 10-4 on that Calzone. Check your key's
>>79569301
Calzone, pizza Pierogies are great.
Wait, can someone explain this to me?
>>79568791
suwhoop is what 130lb wiggers said in my highschool 7 years ago, i told them i'd gut them in the cafeterie and told them to fight me, they didn't because they're punk cunts
would do again highschool was 10/10 wish i was ther eagain tbqh would diet and actually get stronk
>>79569337
what are the odds this works?
>>79569075
Pretty soon, its 8:53pm right now.
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79569301
Calzone, so you can dip and be as snuggly as this pig
>>79569348
Nothing really notable yet
>>79569301
Make a fucking Calzone
SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
>Anonymous shots fired
>>79569416
nightly nigger rampage though chicago, are you not listening?
>>79569152
Well I'll be damned
>>79569348
/comfy/
>>79569301
Roll pizza up
>>79569384
>>79569301
Try it with hot sauce/salsa or BBQ sauce. It's fucking delicious.
>>79569497
>>79569501
finally, time to get my degeneracy on.
>>79569149
i wouldn't say 95% but i understand what you're saying
>>79569513
;^)
>Need a Spanish speaking officer
What streams the best? New to nogs at night .
I'm using this one.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Honestly how are they going to know the difference between guns and fireworks. I just now got how fucked this is gonna be
>>79569488
That's a Kawaii pigu
>>79569152
>>79569482
>>79569504
Anon confirmed for making false police reports
Spooky
Ghosts confirmed
WATCH OUT CHLOE... HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
>>79569709
That's the one. There are others, but they are not the same as that one.
>>79569709
Either works well. If on mobile I recommend TuneIn
>Chicago
>city composed entirely of unemployed people getting arrested or shot every night
>at 6 a.m. it resets and we begin again
>>79569723
Depending on the firework and distance, you can tell. Firecrackers are a lot faster than gunfire too.
Powlice officuh
Someone circling the block looking at him ouuuuuuuuuu
Also large group forming...
>LARGE GROUP FORMING
WE GON' HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT
>>79569729
Mini pigu am bestan pigu
>>79569818
Tru tru
>>79569775
>>79569808
Alrighty. Anything big usually happen around 10PM EST? or does it happen later?
>>79569731
No I'm just on another level bro. I'm looking at every bit of statistics I can to predict shit. Even dubs.
fighting while pushing a stroller KEK
MARCUS CHILL
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
BLACK MAN AND WOMAN
FIGHTING PUSHING A STROLLER
FIGHTING WHILE PUSHING A STROLLER
>FIGHTING WHILE PUSHING A STROLLER
>Male black and Female black fighting near a stroller
Crikey
Currently @ Providence Park listening in
Who /nothome/ here?
>>79569999
check
>>79569900
Is this mentality actually common among police officers nowadays?
Hello hello hello
>>79570030
>98642
every time i work PP i pray we get nuked.
stay comfy anon. #abovehate
>>79569370
>>79569384
>>79569488
>>79569493
>>79569542
>>79569549
Calzone it is!
Sauce:
garlic honey sriracha
Innards:
pepperoni
jalapeno
pineapple
>>79570075
Those KEYS
GET THAT AMBALANCE!
huge car accident oh shit
>>79569999
chekd
I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
>car accident by driving onto grass
fucking chinks
>>79569917
Honest. It's always happening, slows down a bit from 3am to 4am, then it starts right back up, yesterday was weird, they calmed down at 3am for some weird reason. Just listen in, you can tell when it dies down.
>I need an ambulance, towtruck, errrthang
bad assadint
>ambalamps
>tow truck
>AIRTHANG
>>79570122
yes
A Tow-Truck, An Ambulance, Everything.
AMBALANCE
>I need an amber lamp
She needs a ambulance a tow truck and everything!!!
> Tow truck
> Ambulance
> No injuries except for grass
>>79570220
>I need an ambulance, towtruck, everything
>>79570138
You working now, senpai?
>listen in
>tab and shitpost elsewhere
>tune out and miss the good stuff
>airbags
>deployed
did she say kilo trown out?!
>>79570148
>pineapple
srly? man up and throw more meat in that pizza pie fagg
>>79570122
It's called The Ferguson Effect and its not only Chicago where cops have caught 'The Blue Flu'.
This will be the first year in many that violent crime rates have actually risen.
>>79570308
Wet grass?
>>79570360
YEA NYPD don't do da stop and frisky thing no more, crime went up, who would have guessed.
>>79570316
This
>>79570327
I'm not the only one eating it! But I'll double the meats and the spice.
Robert is having dinner before he starts his night patrol.
There will be robert
>>79570148
If you got any, salami is god tier on pizza's, in calzones or in pasta. Espcially Genoan or Hungarian.
>>79570508
Roberts fucking set
FIGHT! Cornell sq park.
>>79570315
There an MLS game today?
>>79570455
are you sharing it with your boyfriend?
>ROBERT
Robert is suited up and ready to go.
Robert online
Roberts our hero
>>79570521
>>79570455
Put dried chili peppers in it too
>>79570455
>I'm not the only one eating it!
m8 that boipussy is not worth enought
>>79569520
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg
name
I need
a
name
>>79570432
>>79570360
Just googled it, I guess it makes a lot of sense in spite of the whole BLM horseshit
why are the dispatchers so saucy
call da amba lambs I lost my keys
ahahahaha that yelping
>Hysterical lady in back
>calls in radio
>chimp screams in background
dat background screaming
>>79570315
no sir. *checks whos playing* yea fuck that never again. nu fags galore mate. got called a raycist unironically by a Mexican and got flamed. no thanks.
what the fuck you doing at a Thorns game anon. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.jpg
The fuck was that?
>>79570578
Nah, leafbro. NWSL. Forced to come with family. At least the players are qt
>garbage can on fire
>stolen vehicle
Garbage can on fire
is it also on top of a stolen car?
Your ubers are not listening
>"She said her Ubers are not listening"
>>79570826
ok. that checks out. i love family's, keys and metal out anon. 10-4 robert.
>Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack.
Fucking Chicongo is basically a post apocalyptic city.
>Ubers not listening
What a emergency.>>79570959
>>79570952
why it keeps his back dry
>>79570927
>mfw my ubermensch aren't listening
>>79570826
Ah okay. Thought it may've been a game because of the pitch.
>>79570959
Hence it's next gen entertainment, these police scanners and threads beat almost everything
Did Dispatch ask an Officer how much coffee they had?
>I need to pay more attention to these thread.
>>79570959
heres some bg music
https://youtu.be/pB6HbKD8_uo
CHING CHING
Who here /vidyawhilelistening/?
>>79571118
/UFCwhilelistening here
>tow truck on dah scene!
>wonderful
>>79571039
Yep. Here's where we are so far...
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> White man with gun... Ripley checking it out
> Two stolen bikes RECOVERED
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Out of breath cop in foot pursuit
> Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front room window.
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
>>79567694
I can't understand shit.
>>79571118
Background listening for HOI4
>>79571013
"soccer sucks no mater the gender" Best thing i ever witnessed at Providence Park. be nice to the NPC's and you get more popcorn anon.
do it anon, get popcorn and be nice to the wage slaves, they hate it their.
>>79571118
/makin vidya/ here
There's a bunch of fireworks being set off in my neighborhood, really completes the atmosphere listening in these threads >>79570959
>>79571118
Witcher 3 blood and Wine right now.
Really need to get back to practicing for a wedding I perform in December.
>>79571217
Nice. Is it any good? I'm backgrounding with Empire: Total War
Spread Colin to the liberals
Let them get their dreams crushed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4I2GASey_U
>>79568124
Thanks for the info!
Dispatch Robert is teeen-forty one, this circuit, over.
>>79571248
I got a wristband, basically a buffet back here. I'll do that though.
Stay comfy wagebro
>>79571314
Not as good at Hearts of Iron 3, but much more friendly less complicated.
Also Rome: Total War is GOAT
>>79571118
> not making gains while Robert makes the streets safer
>>79571416
That is a sad looking burger for an American : (
>colorful shirt
sounds lovely
>>79571445
>not working out while you play strategy vidya to expand your dark matter
what are you doing with your life?
>>79571445
does it really it work?
>>79571416
>Popcorn on a plate
wew lad
>>79571248
it's true
Black male in colorful clothes harassing people at 7/11
>>79571201
Are you wolf blitzer?
>Thank you.
I miss the Detroit radio threads. If the new Fash the Nation wasn't out I'd be joining you.
Any nogs shot tonight?
how comfy are we tonight lads
>>79571252
>newark
Good luck anon
>>79571586
He's about to get his life flip-turned upside down, by the sound of it.
>>79571420
I may pick it up when I get some extra cash than. Rome Total War is amazing, they should just re-do the graphics and not change anything else. My favs Napoleon Total War though.
>>79571445
Already did my workout for today. This is my wind down.
>>79571512
Sadly not much choice @ the buffet table.
Would do more if I could but alas
>>79571626
Good man. I love this thread. Drinking pic related to support our UK bros.
>>79571641
>I'm about to flip it
You flip it girl
>I'm gonna flip it
Flip it
>>79571529
Does what work broham? You? Idk I have a suspicion your NEEET
>>79571591
Just taking a little pride in my work.
>>79571656
CK2 is also good for beginners into grand strategy.
anyone got some bingo cards I can use?
>based cabbie running after thief
>>79571555
It's in a bowl, Colgatebro
As a man who lives in chicago what are we doing/listening for?
>>79571416
sees popcorn.. ok anon your allright m8, your allright.
>>79571512
its not a 8$ burger its a cheap meal so they can sell 100-300$ tickets. also they are good enough, they not god awful, just sad.
>>79571641
This is the story about how my life got flip-turned upside-down
I'm gonna take a minute just sit right there
im gonna tell you how I became the fresh prince of bel-air
>>79571626
Fucking /comfy/ bruh. Just got home from work, CTRL+F'd the thread, opened the stream, and my naan-bread pizzas are in the oven.
>Talk about bread and circuses. No Caesar had it this good.
>>79571711
Robert
>>79571641
Is he going to be bashed with a nightstick on the head or on his tails?
SHOTS FIRED TAKE A DRINK LADS
SHOTS FIRED IN AN ALLEY
>>79571729
I got EU 4 as an intro and it floored me at first, was really stragnge, used to it now.
shots fired here we go
>>79571732
How many you want?
3 SHOTS
S
H
O
T
S
>>79571797
>1
>tfw my dd is slow
>vodka low
>hands shaky
>eddie's spaghetti
>>79571420
>Rome: Total War is GOAT
Really?
Even if i disliked Shogun 2?
I would love a new strategy game to play, getting tired of Act of Agression.
>>79571626
Got some gourmet ramen and I'm drinking pic related. Extremely comfy on a perfect summer night
Where's Robert?!
>>79571656
> he doesn't electrocute himself in his down time
You're not gonna make it homes
add me in the screencap
>>79571745
>IIIIIIIN West Chiraq
>Born and raised
>Scaring kids in red panties
>Is how I spent most of my days
>>79571739
Is that lava flavored popcorn?
ill post wa fag bingo general next bread.
>>79571732
I should make a new one for tonight, but unsure what to put on it...
>>79571252
What're you making Anon? My curiosity is peaked
>>79571874
Nah, my works pretty taxing as well. Should be fine, I work at a Timmies warehouse and load up trucks all day.
>Have FightPass in my second monitor.
Which UFC event should I watch?
>>79571925
Sadly no. Just your average buttered stuff
I'm actually going to go to Chicago tomorrow. Do you think it will be safe in downtown by the museum campus and Navy Pier?
o shit
>>79571967
Loli visual romance novel more than likely
>>79572019
Something happened to the pic, or it's my monitor, shit is glowing.
>23 & 6th
ITS HABBENING
ROBERTS PLZ ASSIST.
>>79571674
>Drinking pic related to support our UK bros.
Much appreciated
>>79572044
probably thats where all the extra units are posted.
>>79571939
If you're the one making all the bingo cards... thank you, good work.
Should include...
> unusual weapons (hammers, golf clubs bricks)
> cops and dispatchers flirting with each other
> People needlessly calling 911 (uber)
>>79572044
I heard South Chicago is the safest place to be at night
Fuck, happenings!
HERE WE........................GO!!
>ORANGE HAT
>BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT
>>79572007
My hats off to you if you're not a fat fuck
>>79572118
>tfw the mimes are attacking
Anything big happen in the last 15 minutes? I was making dinner.
>>79572118
Even waldo is strapped in Chingongo
>>79572097
We freedom buddies now :D
>>79572044
>I'm actually going to go to Chicago tomorrow.
We'll be your safety net, anon. What time will you be checking in tomorrow? Where should you be?
>If you miss your window, some /pol/tard anon is going to spill spaghetti all over Chiraq PD to get you out alive.
>SUBJECT WALKING AWAY FROM ME
orange Hat black and white shirt
>possibly high
>walked around with belt in hands
Possibly high
>>79572099
Thanks, I'm really happy people appreciate them (I love bingo shit). I'll work on a Weekend Edition and see how it goes
>>79572081
Its the lighting, most likely
>>79572158
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
>>79572044
Downtown should be safe for the most part, cops are everywhere around Navy Pier.
Eddie?
>>79572173
I actually live in the northwest suburbs. I take 290. I'll make a /pol/ post before I go on the Metra Train
>>79572196
I haven't looked at them, but apparently garbage can on fire should be on at least one card, because it apparently happens every damn night
>>79572196
Dude, these cards have been lulzy as fuck. You did real good. Real good!
>>79572252
Robert
>>79572044
Incredibly safe. But don't stay past your bedtime.
Anyone baking fresh bread?
>>79572044
Just stay where the white ppl are If you go any where else god speed.
Guess what's on 43 and State?
Hint: [spoiler]basketball courts[/spoiler]
UPDATE Man in the striped shirt and orange hat is black
43 and state
>black and white shirt and orange hat, anons plz assist.
>>79572352
I looked up cornell sq. was fight there, again, HUGE multiple BASKET BALL COURTS
>>79572284
Just be careful. I dont want to hear about you on the stream tomorrow.
>orange hat removed
They're learning
>no hat
>>79572339
I'm a Patel so I think I'll be safe
unless this happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9MFpxnzHQ
>The orange hat is off
code red
ORANGE HAT IS LOST
I REPEAT:
ORANGE HAT
IS
LOST
TOOK OFF THE ORANGE HAT
MADMAN
>took off his orange hat
master of disguise
>>79572357
hat is off.. repeat the hat is off. he's not buying the DLC, call Gaben, VAC BAN VAC BAN.
>>79572414
Every cop ems and dispatchers face.
>>79572044
Are you saying some of us are ok?
New Thread... Orange Hat Edition
>>79572428
>>79572428
>>79572428
>>79572118
>>79572439
WE NEED MORE ROBERTS
>took off his hat
The absolute madman.
>>79572414
that pic wtf
HE TOOK OFF HIS ORANGE HAT, HE TOOK OFF HIS ORANGE HAT!
Just checked in, exactly what is this happening supposed to be? What is happening?
>you guys
>>79572231
Probably. I'm a bit jealous tbqhf.
New Thread...
>>79572428
>>79572428
>>79572428
stripe shirt is carrying a bottle of hennessey? my sides. why are we looking for this guy again?
>>79572128
I'm not. Was always really nervous about my bnody when I was a kid, went to my Grandad's gym with him every other day until he died.
>>79572597
He ran away from Robert.
It took me six lights to get on that ramp
"Key & Peele's 'Substitute Teacher'" got a mention.
