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>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>watch coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
first for not labour
>>79497299
FIRST FOR QLD
REMINDER: WA HAS NOT BEEN COUNTED AND IS SAFELY LIBERAL
IGNORE ALL SHILLS
When do find out about the Senate?
Someone please explain
>42.1% for libs ALP 35.8%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVE STREAMING LADS
JOIN US
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
LIBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
So how long after Libs win will the NEETbux get cut off?
OUT OF BOOZE LADS, WHEN'S A SAFE TIME TO GO ON A BEER RUN
>Tasmania is a red state
>>79497412
REMINDER THAT WA IS MORE BLUE THAN QUEENSLAND
>>79497456
Sooner rather than later
What stage is Australia heading to now?
Who else /hype/ for the Bull Nick collation government?
>>79497456
Now, whilst you still have time.
>Brexit
>austrian reelections
>Trump
when will we get our dose of meme magic?
>>79497442
>Labor go into irrelevance
>>79497427
Not counted yet.
>can't wait to see the butthurt when Pauline romps it in
>>79497471
Isn't the entire WA liberal except the Perth electorate
>>79497412
LABOUR GREENS ALLIANCE IS GOING TO WIN
POLLS ARE NOW CLOSED IN WA
>>79497503
TONIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVESTREAMING LADS
>>79497482
I believe Marx called this stage the "dictatorship of the proletariat"
>>79497442
coalition you mean, but of course politics isn't realy your thing is it?
EAT SHIT SOPHIE MIRABELLE
>>79497483
That cunt's just a whiny wog. I really don't see why people like him.
>>79497543
Deported.
What the fuck is the Xenophon Team? Aussies explain that shit
>>79497451
Hung parliament is best case scenario for the coalition.
Labor's final push was extremely dishonest, they made a gamble and are looking to lose, if we had to vote again in a couple of months this election wouldn't look good on them.
>>79497474
>>79497487
IT'S ALL GOOD LADS I FOUND MY EMERGENCY VODKA STASH
It's not as good as beer on election day, but it'll do
>>79497583
Because he's not liberal, labor or the greens.
>>79497543
Can you fuck off already
BOB KATTER WINS WOOOOOOOO
PIC UNRELATED!
>>79497604
He's an independent senator.
i've run out of tones memes lads post more for my tones folder thanks
>>79497449
fuck off friendlyjordies
give me a shoutout in your livestream pls btw
What do you think she voted /pol/?
>>79497631
HE'S NOT WHITE HE'S A FUCKING WOG
>>79497604
Centrist party based in SA, a Aussie first, aussie made stuff also a crackdown on government corruption.
>>79497604
Nick Xenephon is an Independent Senator who recently formed his own party.
>>79497604
The best team
>>79497682
Probably greens
>>79497583
Because fuck your degenerate pokies habit anon.
>>79497604
nick xenophon
it''s not some xenophobia party you may have thought
>>79497682
Most likely a dumbfuck greens voter
>>79497682
Bajo
>>79497543
Am spamming liberal bait, am getting bites.
>>79497638
i feel like a little bit of my soul has been eroded away looking at that pic
>>79497682
Greens for sure.
>>79497522
Yeah, this. It's going to be a repeat of 2010. All we can pray for is that parties like One Nation are the balance of power in the Senate to fuck with the plans of the Bolsheviks in the Lower House.
>You want kindergarten children to roleplay homosexual acts? Not on my watch, Greens
Will be a laff. Especially if Pauline herself gets in.
>>79497682
One Finger party
>>79497682
Sex Party.
>>79497682
Greenies
>>79497683
Maaaate
>>79497682
Labor. It's why she gets finger fucked every time she goes to a nightclub.
>>79497604
A centre left party that is very popular in south australia, one of the poorest if not the poorest state in the country.
>>79497682
Greens, because she hasnt had to work a day in her life and gets all her fans from playing games and talking about how they need more badass women in them
>>79497682
Greens for sure. She would do arts party and pirate party in senate
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
AEC stating liberals ahead amongst votes that have actually been counted, the ABC algorithm is making it seem closer because they're relying on all these Victorian/Tasmania voters.
Liberals actually ahead by 6.
HALF TIME SLAGS WHEN?
Andrew Nikolic BTFO
Peter Hendy BTFO
Postal votes are liberal votes thanks to Mal's cheeky letters.
>>79497682
Rise Up Australia, she told me when I was fingering her in a club one time
>>79497682
>Nose piercing
Hopefully she didn't vote.
>>79497744
More like Four Fingers
>>79497814
NXT WON A SEAT
>>79497682
If someone wants a seat in the senate, they'd just need to make the "Fingered Hex in a Club Party".
Major upset on all sides when it gets 99.9% of the votes
What's the difference between Hex and a kit kat?
You only get 4 fingers in a kit kat
BELLWHETHER!!
57-58!!!!
>>79497737
thats fucking disgusting
>>79497855
thats fucking disgusting
With labour ahead, let's take a moment to appreciate Keating's wit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ivp-A413A
>>79497885
Based NXT.
Friendly reminder that Pauline Hanson has been proven right about everything.
Which outcome causes the most butthurt?
I can't seem to grasp aussie politics, just seems like everyone is disliked
58-57 LABOR
LABS BACK OUT IN FRONT CUNTS
Adam Brandt retains his seat.
FUCK YEA BOYS
>>79497885
Not only that they fucked off a lib stronghold.
Here's hoping they can do a couple more.
>>79497924
NOOOOOO
>>79497942
Triple H won a seat confirmed
Anyone betting on this? Put $50 on Labor to win at 8.00. Now only paying 3.75
57-59
>NT seat holder
>Drunken abbos swearing and hollering in the background
Yep.
>>79497449
Get a decent connection cunt
REEEEEEEEE
>>79497924
I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT
>>79498038
Back to 58
>>79498023
only put 5 on labor. didn't want to put myself in a position where i would be cheering for the enemy.
Holy fuck. News Corp in full damage control. Did they honestly think there would be no swing against the Libs?
>>79497785
yeah I noticed the ABC results were weird
they were putting ALP seat gains based on >1% but ignoring LiB gains based on the same margin.
They've introduced a pro Labor narrative in to the calculations, so I stopped watching.
>>79498048
nobody has a decent connection thanks to the libs cunt
>>79498023
I got $120 on right wing meme parties
Also did 4chan just fuck up for everyone?
We back?
>>79497898
When was this? Is there pictures?
>>79498048
if only there was some sort of national broadband network that wasn't cucked by libs
>>79498109
Yep wouldn't load
>>79498109
Yes. I couldn't post.
IT'S ALL GONE WRONG LADS, LIBERAL IS FINISHED
>>79497449
fark off, let us know when he starts fucking a sheep then it may be worthwile watching
Is there a website I can see the poll numbers on parties like LDP and One Nation specifically..?
Anyone?
>>79497449
Why he's getting paid by the union's and "get up" to do videos for them. We don't need anymore loser shills
>>79498139
Based Pyne, keep making lefties cry
>>79498139
Yesssssssss
>>79498104
m8 my 20/1 adsl2+ connection is better that what ever that cunt is using.
>>79498225
AEC m8.
>>79498225
If you know their electorates, the AEC site
I just want fireworks back in Canberra so I can blow apart my piss hole
>>79498225
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
WA will save us bros
Will Tony be on the front bench if Turnbull wins with a small margin.
>>79498252
>20/1 connection
You're the exception to the rule
Why the fuck doesn't any of you cucks vote for ACTUAL democracy?
>>79498215
It's fine, mate. Don't give into the feat mongering. The Networks are giving the "hung parliament" "libs are in trouble" rhetoric just to entice viewers to stick around. It's like when commentators try to make a footy game exciting even when one team is getting smashed; no one will stick around to watch a flogging.
oyy veyy
https://twitter.com/sarahelks/status/749187065204445185
>>79498098
No, it's just the algorithm. They're making predictions, the AEC aren't. You'll notice a lot of bias going the other way in about 20 minutes when WA is counted.
Fuck Julie is terrifying
Labs back out cunts
Redpill me on this election.
Is there any potential outcome that would be anti-EU and anti-migrant?
>>79498321
HOLY SHIT
>>79498225
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
Click 'all results'
>>79498361
nah ABC results are fucking skewed
>>79498321
Based Pauline. Save us from these incompetent poofters.
Should I withdraw? Or keep it since Labor is leading...
What time does the results come out?
>>79498321
naughty naughty pauline
>>79498259
>>79498285
I don't know what electorate David or Pauline are running for, or if they are even running for local government.
>>79497379
>labour
>>79498306
Literally who?
Xenophon was a bit of a fizzer.
57-59 labor happenings again?
>left wing gov bout to take over
Least we had BREXIT this year and hopefully trump in the states?
58-60 FUUUUUUUUCK
>>79498306
who you voted for want Australia to become Islamic you stupid fuckhead
LETS DO THIS LADS
>>79498321
If that happens, Australia is officially UN (U(KABLE
>>79498415
Direct fucking democracy cunt
>>79498405
Don't withdraw
Hung parliament likely, and you'll get all that back
>>79498405
Let it ride.
58-60
bishop btfo zenaphone
>>79498321
Holy fuck based QLD holdin' the fuckin' line.
>>79498445
Maybe they should have campaigned harder. Plus they weren't even on my balot.
>>79498452
What happens when it's a Hung Parliament? Do we have to vote again?
>>79498306
>Australian Sex Party
wtf??????
Labor back down to 59.
L/NP on 58
>>79498513
The minor parties own the place basically.
>>79498513
no, majors just have to suck the disks of indeps to get shit done
New to Aussie elections
who should I be rooting for? What's their platform?
>Hung parliament
>One Nation has the deciding vote to decide who forms government
Who does she side with?
Remember, the Liberals got her locked away in jail.
>>79498513
No, it just means nothing will get done over the next 3 years.
>>79498513
The major parties suck the dicks of the independants to get them to side and form a coalition.
>>79498519
fukn bjs m8
>>79498519
Free dildos.
>>79498292
Canberra is good
>>79498306
Because that's unrealistic unless we live in a cyberpunk future with neural networks and shit.
>>79498513
minority liberal government most likely
chaos in the parliament
>>79498513
Same thing that happened in 2010.
>>79498452
no you don't
>>79498513
No, it means neither party has control of the government and can't really get any legislation through (I think)
Basically nothing will happen unless big deals are made with minor parties
>>79498558
there's no one really great
everyone here just voted for the most useful minor parties
>>79498519
>not wanting legal public nudity, ganja and cheap dildos
>>79498519
It's exactly what it sounds like.
58-59 never forget the 58-60
>>79498405
What site is that? Is it too late to bet?
>>79498519
It's a meme party, claiming to advocate for the rights of sex workers but is really just an attractive name for a socialist party.
>>79498405
Take it out mate.
Say it with me : PRESIDENT BILL SHORTEN
>>79498558
ALP Turnbull betrayed Tony
I can't handle all this shitposting
Someone tell me who is winning, the good or the bad guys?
>bishop getting butthurt over medicare
That campaign really bit hard
>>79498558
Liberal Democrats
>>79498306
i dont understand the flux system
it doesn't seem safe and can be easily exploited
>>79498640
bad
>>79498519
cheap dildos and assigned mating partners for maximum birth rates and ideal gene pool
WHEN THE FUCK DOES WA GET COUNTED
>>79498643
Fallacies when convincing idiots generally do.
>>79498562
The second best parliament is one that does not pass any new laws.
The best would be one that repeals more than they enact.
>>79498640
Bad guys by /pol/ standards. But it's seriously fucking close.
>>79498513
Serious reply unlike these other faggots, if they can't form a minority government, yes we go back to the polls
>>79498640
Bad currently, but good guys have a lot of relatively safe seats yet to be counted. It's still likely going to be a lot closer than most people thought.
LABOR BETTER WIN I WANT MY NBN
>>79498681
Much like the lib's NBN campaign back in '13, hey
>>79498640
There's no good guys, just globalists vs globalists
>>79498616
William Hill, they have Live Bets, at the moment is 4.45 for Labor
>>79498558
NOBODY ESPECIALLY NOT THE GREENS
>>79498686
60 - 60
>>79498673
WHEN LIKE 5 HOURS PASS SO THEY CATCH UP WITH NORMAL AUSTRALIAS TIME
SEPERATE COUNTRIES FUCKNIG WHEN
IM SORRY MY CAPS IS BROKEN
>>79498712
They're gonna let in 15k more immigrants though
NONONONONONOO
>>79498640
Labor and Liberals are the bad guys who dominate the two part system.
Right wing meme parties (One Nation, Australian Liberty Alliance, Rise Up etc.) are the /pol/ guys.
Liberal Democrats and Shooters, Fisher and Farmers Party are the good guys.
Greens and other socialist parties are the cuck guys.
60-60 LADS
>>79498681
>Going to get some tests done on Monday
>Going to get slugged $120 instead of the $0 if I got them done last Thursday
It's already being privatised, mate.
looks like WA's coming in now
dead heat
should i just go to bed or stay up and watch the destruction of my country?
>>79498749
ITS OK BUDDY AS LONG WE GET 100/100
60 60
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DE THRONE THE TONE
HUNG PARLIAMENT IMMINENT NOOOOO
>>79498753
check again
>>79498712
Bad news bro... you threw your vote away.
They will continue with the current NBN plan. Rudd's FTTB/FTTH is dead.
>>79498752
>Thinking their are good guys
Their all shit anon
fuck you /pol/
i dont want to pay $10 to visit the doctor
61-60 OH MY GOD
Liberal dude on ABC is getting pretty hot under the collar.
>>79498486
That's right mate.
>>79498673
>Everyone is voting against state governments
>Libs in WA have pissed away everything
>Labor going to sweep it
At least they got some stadium out of it or something.
WA here. Got your back famalams.
61-60
Those WA votes coming in. Most based Australian state, you glorious, dirt mining cunts.
>>79498808
good for you cunt
can't wait for 20 more years of this
What is the magic number to win?
>>79498854
Just find a bulk billed gp.
>>79498837
61/61 cause greenies will side with labor
>>79498870
they're gang raping him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8 [Embed]
FRIENDLYJORDIES IS LIVESTREAMING LADS
LETS RAID THE CHAT KEK
>>79498804
Pauline will personally turn back each boat.
Do senate results get counted after the house of reps?
>tfw another election ruined by western sydney bogan scum
All states report in
Queenslander here.
61-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What will happen to Tony and the Plebisite if Turnbull wins by a small margin?
>>79498870
He has been jumpy all night.
>Here comes the terminator.
Press "F" to pay respects to the lost Labor seats
They lost another one. L/NP lead by 2.
>>79498854
You do realize the doctor can choose to bulk bill you if he/she wanted to?
I've known my doctor since I was about 6 years old. He still bulk billed me when they were pushing for private payments a few years ago.
>>79498933
You did this. YOU.
61-59 pls i want nbn
>>79498933
new south wales here
>>79498908
God I hate this fuck
>>79497503
Pauline's star is yet to shine its brightest.
Her time is coming in 2019 or 20, whenever the next election is.
>>79498933
NSW here
>>79498933
NSW reporting
>>79497977
>Melbourne
Discarded
>>79498933
NSW - New England here
who /barnaby joyce/ but /labor/ here?
>>79498854
>I WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE
YOU are what is wrong with this country
Mathius Cormann for PM when
>>79498870
Probably because the pinko faggot labor party won't stop lying about them
>>79498949
Mathias is a big guy.
62-59
I love you WA. You mad cunts, identify yourselves for a dick sucking or face sitting.
>>79497521
Perth and Fremantle are labor and greens seats, I think.
Cowan may go red too.
>>79498933
WA standing by. Votes being counted now.
62 - 59
Based WA saving Australia once again.
good old predictable WA
>>79498933
WA here.
Fuck all you eastern state bogan cunts. You ruin everything.
>>79498945
Australia gets to say no to faggots and the tears from Melbourne will nourish a bumper crop harvest for years.
>>79498558
country parties are good and we have a lot of them
Kek pls let Hofer win
If the ALP is elected, can WA just fucking WAXIT already?
>>79498933
Another Welshman here, Cowper.
LABOR MUST WIN ALLAH WANTS HIS GOAT PORN
>>79499027
Enjoying the libcuck tears tonight
>>79498933
SA here.
>>79498933
SA here
Does drawing kek make votes worth more?
>>79498933
NSW but registered to vote in QLD.
Did I do good?
>>79499097
god wills it my friend inshallah
>>79498161
>Forgetting about the Labour cock up
>>79499079
>dirty coal mining shitta
>calling east bogans
oh god
>>79499074
It's those NSW and VIC poofters, we'll get Pauline in to remove kebab.
>>79499074
save us from the cucks breh
One Nation parliamentarian gets the Minister of Immigration to get them across the line and form minority government with whoever.
>>79499045
For you.
>>79499114
>Palmer United
>still on 0%
Old mate Clive is on suicide watch
Who the fuck are the 'other' seats?
>>79499131
fucking based lib dems
but yeah, your vote is fucked kid
>>79498842
I can dream ;_;
>>79498984
>>79498993
>>79499013
>all these southerners
why arent you razing sydney and victoria to the ground yet, lads
>>79499063
>>79499074
my cousins!
it seems it's just us holding the line
>>79499114
>>79499126
g'day christfags
>>79499138
yes.
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QLD and WA will save this country
>>79499181
He didn't run dumb arse
Briggs got absolutely fucked senpaitachi
>>79498933
Tassie here, praise Jacqui, fuck Julie Collins.
>>79499193
G'day mate. Hope your evening is well. It's nice and cozy down here.
>>79499195
*because someone else gave her the job.
>>79499195
>this slut won the other side of carlton
shit
banks is too close too
ABC is completely unbiased!
>>79499215
By the looks of him he never has
>>79499182
2 independents
1 xenophon
1 katter
pretty brutal swing desu, not enough to gain a win though
>>79499131
Informal
>In the trash it goes
>>79499195
just white wash my natives up, senpai
Wait, the election was today?
>>79499216
>sharkie
Noice. Based shark.
>mcbrides tears
>m'muh unions
>muh lies
>muh medicare lies
>>79499212
As always.
>>79499234
Tasbro here
so ashamed 4/5 of our seats are commies
Reminder that all the groups are controlled by jews so doesn't matter who wins
>>79498854
let me tell you why you're wrong
>omg a freckle better see a doctor
>that cheese sandwich didn't taste like always better see a doctor
>i don't feel like mowing the lawn better see a doctor
either people pay at least something or they spam it to death like a bunch of old fucktards
>>79499258
what do you mean?
>>79499066
Fuck em
>>79499293
sharkie for PM
Honestly Tanya Plibesek is a good sort
>>79499258
What am I looking for here
>>79499209
>>79499209
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
How's it going lads? Is Labor or Liberals winning?
>>79497299
Anyone else volunteer today?
>>79499318
East coast cuck detected. Enjoy getting gang raped by lebs.
>>79499212
eastern states faggots always take us for granted, feels good to lay the smackdown for once
>>79499258
>10%
>13%
those graphs
>>79499074
You cunts will run this country into the ground
>>79499195
She's the least coon looking boong I ever did see.
>>79499269
Do you know who the independents are?
Sup cunts, brit in us here. Who do we want to win? Not Labor I assume.
>>79499193
Hey mate, how's things?
I don't get why pol wants shit internet desu. I don't really care who wins though if Labor are just gonna keep going with the garbo FTTN.
>>79499349
61-60 at the moment, very close
>>79499333
42% and 35% bar almost the same length with the 10% one only slightly shorter
>>79497855
Regret plowing my digits into that bitch.
>>79499325
Plebandkek is a shit go though
>>79499382
It's actually 3 NXT and 1 Katter I think
>>79499389
We want the Greens to win. They will save the environment.
>>79498933
SA reporting in
>>79499317
>>79499333
42% primary vote for the libs looks basically the same as the 34% primary vote for the ALP...
The 10% for the greens is basically the same as the 42% to the liberals.
absolutely kek'd
>>79499389
it's hard to tell because both major parties are more or less the same in the current climate so we want things to go completely wrong for both
but if labor wins everyone loses
>>79497855
to think, I fingered that ungrateful slut
>>79499397
Internet ducked either way
>>79499424
strewth, fuck off cunt.
I don't understand the politics of shitpostland (except for Greens, they're global faggots). Can somebody debrief me please? Who supports what?
>>79499402
Weird, I guess they probably aren't meant to be precise, people can read numbers after all
>>79499424
Fuck the environment, it's never done anything good for us cunt.
>>79499457
Which party is more likely to do a deal with Britain?
>>79499184
NEW THREAD!
>>79499461
Can someone explain this finger Hex meme to me please?
>>79499234
>tassie
looks like you have some MP's to shoot, son
>>79499239
it's going fine, tore up the roots from 7 trees we knocked down yesterday, fucking dented the shit out of my ute trying to hook up the drilling bore for the fence posts we're putting down, then sat back and relaxed in the Chicago police dispatch threads
all is well, and the scratches will buff out
>>79499479
>>79499479
>>79499479
>>79499479
hit limit, in here lads
>>79499276
>Informal
They changed the senate rules, only 12 or more boxes are needed to be numbered. Made voting below the line much easier.
>>79497741
>Especially if Pauline herself gets in
I'm confident of this.
>>79497855
Did I ever tell you about the time I fingered this cunt?
>>79499475
Yes, they're not precise, they're misleading
fucking WA coming in hot
>>79499079
I hope
>>79499401
Independents will go Labor I reckon. Is Windsor cucking Barnaby Joyce?
>>79499467
these kinds of questions just won't usually get answered because it's a long story and generalizing anything that's happening is just not going to help lol
Somone redpill me on this.
WHO DO WE WANT TO WIN?
WHO ARE THE ANTI-IMMIGRATION GUYS HERE?
HELP!!!!
65/60
LNP SURGING
Lads, someone summarize Liberal and Labor in a few points.
>>79497855
regret entering my extremities into her
65-60, Where are all you Labor shills now?
I am from NSW, but I have to say, Godbless you western australians, without you we would be run by labor and green cucks.
>>79499467
>Liberals=Classical Liberalism
>Labor=Democratic Socialism
fuck well gg goys
>>79499422
Makes things interesting then.
Katter will be LNP.
Greens will be Labor.
So NXT block have them all over the barrel.
>New England voted back in Barnaby instead of having a potential truckload of pork
Kek.
>>79499583
Jew cucks
Communist cucks
All Chinese cucks
66 -60
SSUUUURRRRGGGEEEE
>that blonde girl in the back of the Sydney candidate
>>79497855
She wants more minorities to finger her.
>>79499365
East Coast best coast
thank fuck for WA.
Do people really think that the Libs won't touch the medicare poo?
Look at the state of human services. Not privatised but a fuck ton of private companies making tax payers money for nothing.
>>79498561
She'd get raped in the next election if she went with Labor.
>>79499643
FRIENDLYJORDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
RIP labour
say it after me
Prime Minister Bill Shorten
>>79498306
because it's a fucking terrible idea, everyone uninformed idiot will vote on shit. It's already bad enough with melbournians and sjws putting their two cents into everything.
We have nominated elected officials throughout history for multiple reasons. The main being we elect them to spend days upon days voting on shit and designing legislation, etc. Having every bogan with a smart phone trying to have their say would just shit up the system and stop them from looking for jobs.
>>79499607
>tfw you voted for a gay abo Liberal over her and she still won
DONT GIVE UP
CHANNEL MEME MAGIC
FUCK LEFTIES
FUCK SHES GONNA LOSE HER SEAT LADS
67-60 now
why does channel 9 have labor winning
>>79499633
Thats what I thought
66-61 labors coming back a little
>>79499495
LNP (Liberal/National Coalition) has already signaled they are open to a closer relationship
>>79499863
>Gonna
She has bro. Sorry. RIP IN PEACE MCTITSNAMAMRA
>>79499863
shes done
based tone is looking good lads
LABOR CANNOT WIN GOVERNMENT
LABOR CANNOT WIN GOVERNMENT
LABOR CANNOT WIN GOVERNMENT
>>79499755
Queen Pauline?
>>79500049
too right m8
>>79500005
>>79500049
Labor shills on suicide watch, friendlyjordies has a gun to his head.
>>79500049
RIP NBN
labour on suicide watch
>>79498933
SA reporting in
>>79500076
God Emperor Pauline
>>79499304
Wilkie might as well be commie.
Franklin is doomed, what commie seat you inm8?
FUUUUUUUCK 70-62 labor lost fuck me!
oh look tony's appearance cements liberal victory
>Tfw Captain Tone is already plotting to take back his rightful place as captain of team Australia.
This swing against the LNP was supposed to be averted by Turnbull.
>>79499325
Are you retarded?
69-63 labour coming back again
>>79500482
I think he might be on the front bench if Turnbull wins by a small margin, Personally I would not vote Turnbull because of the coup, I bet others feel the same.
Is it possible for labor to still win?
>>79500764
if you go to sleep
>>79500514
I think Turnbull must put him on the front bench or make him more prominent in this government if he wants to win back The Tony voters.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>>79501056
WTF DID LABOR WIN?!
72-64 liberals confirmed
>>79501167
nup.. gotta reach the dotted line
>>79501056
Is this predicting a Lab victory?
>>79501251
stop looking at abc results ffs
>>79501300
Yep
>>79501279
So your tellin me that labor is winning?!
>>79501056
this says libs have 63 but the other thing says they are at 72 wut
>>79501369
abc has their own algorithms to predict close seats
>>79501369
they are different people doing the counts.. what do you expect
>>79501422
so labor is actually winnnig and i got excited for nothing????
>>79501350
Based on the AEC counting, yes
>>79501349
Ok, next serious question. Are you disgusted by the colour of your ID and will you be resetting your router by the next thread?
>>79501579g
4surebrah
>>79500823
I went to go for a nap and I'm back and labor is in the lead HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED!!!
>>79501776
thx m8. i luv u.
>>79501809
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
It's 50-50 58-58 holy shit it's soon close!
please explain
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
they just said on abc they think it wont be decided by tonight. liberals predicted to hit 75 and labor 70.
>>79502368
Abc uses a algorithm to guess what the votes will be.
>>79500354
denison
Voted at st george church had smelly greens supported try and give me pamphlet dropped on ground step on it then walked off
>>79502469
fuk yeh brah
